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- [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> mythologicalActuality [MA] has started pestering obviatingOmnipresence [OO]
- [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Hey, Otrope.
- [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I just had an, uh, interesting conversation.
- [19:57] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well hey there!
- [19:57] <obviatingOmnipresence> Is everything Okay?
- [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm not sure?
- [19:58] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm supposed to ask you about something.
- [19:58] <obviatingOmnipresence> Sure thing! What dO yOu need tO knOw?
- [19:58] <mythologicalActuality> MA: See, I was talking to this jadeblooded troll who was really driving me up the wall, and I mentioned that I hated what she did and stuff, and then she started acting all weird.
- [19:59] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Why is this?
- [19:59] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hmm. That's a tricky questiOn, since a lOt Of trOlls act really differently in different situatiOns.
- [19:59] <obviatingOmnipresence> Can yOu maybe gO intO a bit mOre detail?
- [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Well, she mentioned that I was "moving quickly" and called it a "preposition."
- [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> MA: And then when I asked her why, told me to ask someone else.
- [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> *she told
- [20:01] <obviatingOmnipresence> Aww! YOu didn't tell me it was THAT sOrt Of hating her!
- [20:01] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What do you mean by that?
- [20:01] <obviatingOmnipresence> SOme fOlks are a bit wOrried abOut cOmmitment, is all. It dOesn't mean yOu did anything wrOng, it's just that she might nOt have felt the same way as yOu did.
- [20:02] <obviatingOmnipresence> Or maybe she dOes and she's just nervOus.
- [20:02] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Uh.
- [20:02] <mythologicalActuality> MA :I have no idea what you are talking about.
- [20:02] <obviatingOmnipresence> SO yOu didn't mean it in a caliginOus sOrt Of way?
- [20:03] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Uh, how can hating someone be "obscure, dim, misty, or dark?"
- [20:03] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm afraid I'm not getting what you're saying.
- [20:03] <obviatingOmnipresence> HOOhOO!
- [20:04] <obviatingOmnipresence> She thinks yOu're in kismesis fOr her!
- [20:05] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What's a kismesis?
- [20:05] <obviatingOmnipresence> ... DO yOu really nOt knOw?
- [20:05] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No?
- [20:06] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hum! Maybe we use different wOrds then, is all.
- [20:06] <obviatingOmnipresence> When twO trOlls hate each Other very much...
- [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> They enter what's called a kismesis! It's like a healthy rivalry, with maybe a little bit Of attractiOn mixed in, Or a lOt Of bit, and it's perfectly natural!
- [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Oh.
- [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: We don't have those on Earth.
- [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> Really?
- [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> NOt at all?
- [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No, and it kind of bothers me that I accidentally stumbled into one without even knowing what they are.
- [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Does that mean it was natural, or simply a misunderstanding.
- [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I don't feel any attraction towards them.
- [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I think?
- [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I hope not?
- [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> OOh, that's impOrtant. YOu shOuld be sure tO let her dOwn gentle, then.
- [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> Unless yOu twO haven't met face tO face, in which case there's still the chance!
- [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: We haven't.
- [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> Then yOu never knOw until yOu lOOk. It cOuld be hate at first sight!
- [20:10] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, not going to lie, I'm kind of panicking a little bit here.
- [20:10] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I have no idea how to do this kismesis thing.
- [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well, fOr nOw, I think yOu shOuld decide fOr yOurself if she feels like "the One".
- [20:11] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I have no idea if I want to do this kismesis thing.
- [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> If nOt, that's perfectly fine tOO!
- [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> Very few fOlks ever find sOmeOne that special right away.
- [20:12] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, thanks.
- [20:12] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Is there anything else about troll romance I should know?
- [20:12] <obviatingOmnipresence> ... Only that yOu might want tO maybe tOne dOwn yOur spadeflirting with her fOr a bit.
- [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I honestly didn't intend on talking to her again.
- [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> It wOuldn't be very nice tO lead her On if yOu aren't sure Of yOur feelings.
- [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well there yOu gO then, nO harm dOne.
- [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: She was just making me so angry.
- [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> And yOu didn't like it?
- [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> Like the bad sOrt Of didn't like?
- [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Like being angry?
- [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I mean, being angry felt good.
- [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I got to let out stress I'd been holding up forever.
- [20:14] <obviatingOmnipresence> Yeah, see? Kismesis!
- [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Um
- [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay
- [20:16] <obviatingOmnipresence> If yOu aren't sure yOu're ready fOr a prOper relatiOnship, thOugh, I'm sure she wOuld understand as lOng as yOu dOn't lead her On tOO much.
- [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Is there like
- [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: A lesser, calmed down version of kismesis?
- [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: So I don't dive in headfirst and get myself fucked?
- [20:17] <obviatingOmnipresence> Only spadeflirting.
- [20:17] <obviatingOmnipresence> Which sOunds exactly like what yOu've been dOing.
- [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay.
- [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I think I'll try to either talk to her about it, or just not talk at all?
- [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What's the wisest decision here?
- [20:18] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hmm.
- [20:19] <obviatingOmnipresence> DO yOu think yOu might want tO enter a caliginOus relatiOnship with this girl?
- [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: ...
- [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yes?
- [20:19] <obviatingOmnipresence> That means mOre arguing and mOre fighting.
- [20:20] <obviatingOmnipresence> And alsO mOre stress relief.
- [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: That's probably healthy for me.
- [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> Great! Then yOu definitely shOuld keep talking tO her.
- [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: So, okay.
- [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Thanks.
- [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> I'm happy tO help!
- [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: You have been really helpful.
- [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well thanks!
- [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Anyway, I should probably go do that thing where I tell her I know what it is now so we can clarify if we both want it or not.
- [20:23] <obviatingOmnipresence> YOu cOuld dO that. She might take it as a bit tOO blunt, but sOme fOlks like it when yOu're upfrOnt with yOur expecatiOns.
- [20:24] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay.
- [20:24] <obviatingOmnipresence> Flirting is cOmplicated.
- [20:25] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I've never tried myself, so I'm a bit nervous.
- [20:25] <obviatingOmnipresence> I'm sure yOu'll dO great!
- [20:26] <obviatingOmnipresence> NOw gO get her, tiger!
- [20:26] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yessir.
- [20:27] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'll tell you the results if it happens?
- [20:28] <obviatingOmnipresence> SOunds great!
- [20:29] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Ciao!
- [20:29] <obviatingOmnipresence> See yOu later!
- [20:31] <mythologicalActuality> mythologicalActuality has ceased pestering obviatingOmnipresence
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