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[Arcstuck] Otrope helps Cade with kismesis

Mar 18th, 2017
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  1. [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> mythologicalActuality [MA] has started pestering obviatingOmnipresence [OO]
  2. [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Hey, Otrope.
  3. [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I just had an, uh, interesting conversation.
  4. [19:57] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well hey there!
  5. [19:57] <obviatingOmnipresence> Is everything Okay?
  6. [19:57] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm not sure?
  7. [19:58] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm supposed to ask you about something.
  8. [19:58] <obviatingOmnipresence> Sure thing! What dO yOu need tO knOw?
  9. [19:58] <mythologicalActuality> MA: See, I was talking to this jadeblooded troll who was really driving me up the wall, and I mentioned that I hated what she did and stuff, and then she started acting all weird.
  10. [19:59] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Why is this?
  11. [19:59] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hmm. That's a tricky questiOn, since a lOt Of trOlls act really differently in different situatiOns.
  12. [19:59] <obviatingOmnipresence> Can yOu maybe gO intO a bit mOre detail?
  13. [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Well, she mentioned that I was "moving quickly" and called it a "preposition."
  14. [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> MA: And then when I asked her why, told me to ask someone else.
  15. [20:00] <mythologicalActuality> *she told
  16. [20:01] <obviatingOmnipresence> Aww! YOu didn't tell me it was THAT sOrt Of hating her!
  17. [20:01] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What do you mean by that?
  18. [20:01] <obviatingOmnipresence> SOme fOlks are a bit wOrried abOut cOmmitment, is all. It dOesn't mean yOu did anything wrOng, it's just that she might nOt have felt the same way as yOu did.
  19. [20:02] <obviatingOmnipresence> Or maybe she dOes and she's just nervOus.
  20. [20:02] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Uh.
  21. [20:02] <mythologicalActuality> MA :I have no idea what you are talking about.
  22. [20:02] <obviatingOmnipresence> SO yOu didn't mean it in a caliginOus sOrt Of way?
  23. [20:03] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Uh, how can hating someone be "obscure, dim, misty, or dark?"
  24. [20:03] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm afraid I'm not getting what you're saying.
  25. [20:03] <obviatingOmnipresence> HOOhOO!
  26. [20:04] <obviatingOmnipresence> She thinks yOu're in kismesis fOr her!
  27. [20:05] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What's a kismesis?
  28. [20:05] <obviatingOmnipresence> ... DO yOu really nOt knOw?
  29. [20:05] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No?
  30. [20:06] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hum! Maybe we use different wOrds then, is all.
  31. [20:06] <obviatingOmnipresence> When twO trOlls hate each Other very much...
  32. [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> They enter what's called a kismesis! It's like a healthy rivalry, with maybe a little bit Of attractiOn mixed in, Or a lOt Of bit, and it's perfectly natural!
  33. [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Oh.
  34. [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: We don't have those on Earth.
  35. [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> Really?
  36. [20:07] <obviatingOmnipresence> NOt at all?
  37. [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No, and it kind of bothers me that I accidentally stumbled into one without even knowing what they are.
  38. [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Does that mean it was natural, or simply a misunderstanding.
  39. [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I don't feel any attraction towards them.
  40. [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I think?
  41. [20:08] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I hope not?
  42. [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> OOh, that's impOrtant. YOu shOuld be sure tO let her dOwn gentle, then.
  43. [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> Unless yOu twO haven't met face tO face, in which case there's still the chance!
  44. [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: We haven't.
  45. [20:09] <obviatingOmnipresence> Then yOu never knOw until yOu lOOk. It cOuld be hate at first sight!
  46. [20:10] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, not going to lie, I'm kind of panicking a little bit here.
  47. [20:10] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I have no idea how to do this kismesis thing.
  48. [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well, fOr nOw, I think yOu shOuld decide fOr yOurself if she feels like "the One".
  49. [20:11] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I have no idea if I want to do this kismesis thing.
  50. [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> If nOt, that's perfectly fine tOO!
  51. [20:11] <obviatingOmnipresence> Very few fOlks ever find sOmeOne that special right away.
  52. [20:12] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, thanks.
  53. [20:12] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Is there anything else about troll romance I should know?
  54. [20:12] <obviatingOmnipresence> ... Only that yOu might want tO maybe tOne dOwn yOur spadeflirting with her fOr a bit.
  55. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I honestly didn't intend on talking to her again.
  56. [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> It wOuldn't be very nice tO lead her On if yOu aren't sure Of yOur feelings.
  57. [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well there yOu gO then, nO harm dOne.
  58. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: She was just making me so angry.
  59. [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> And yOu didn't like it?
  60. [20:13] <obviatingOmnipresence> Like the bad sOrt Of didn't like?
  61. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Like being angry?
  62. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I mean, being angry felt good.
  63. [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I got to let out stress I'd been holding up forever.
  64. [20:14] <obviatingOmnipresence> Yeah, see? Kismesis!
  65. [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Um
  66. [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay
  67. [20:16] <obviatingOmnipresence> If yOu aren't sure yOu're ready fOr a prOper relatiOnship, thOugh, I'm sure she wOuld understand as lOng as yOu dOn't lead her On tOO much.
  68. [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Is there like
  69. [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: A lesser, calmed down version of kismesis?
  70. [20:16] <mythologicalActuality> MA: So I don't dive in headfirst and get myself fucked?
  71. [20:17] <obviatingOmnipresence> Only spadeflirting.
  72. [20:17] <obviatingOmnipresence> Which sOunds exactly like what yOu've been dOing.
  73. [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay.
  74. [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I think I'll try to either talk to her about it, or just not talk at all?
  75. [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What's the wisest decision here?
  76. [20:18] <obviatingOmnipresence> Hmm.
  77. [20:19] <obviatingOmnipresence> DO yOu think yOu might want tO enter a caliginOus relatiOnship with this girl?
  78. [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: ...
  79. [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yes?
  80. [20:19] <obviatingOmnipresence> That means mOre arguing and mOre fighting.
  81. [20:20] <obviatingOmnipresence> And alsO mOre stress relief.
  82. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: That's probably healthy for me.
  83. [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> Great! Then yOu definitely shOuld keep talking tO her.
  84. [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: So, okay.
  85. [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Thanks.
  86. [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> I'm happy tO help!
  87. [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: You have been really helpful.
  88. [20:21] <obviatingOmnipresence> Well thanks!
  89. [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Anyway, I should probably go do that thing where I tell her I know what it is now so we can clarify if we both want it or not.
  90. [20:23] <obviatingOmnipresence> YOu cOuld dO that. She might take it as a bit tOO blunt, but sOme fOlks like it when yOu're upfrOnt with yOur expecatiOns.
  91. [20:24] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay.
  92. [20:24] <obviatingOmnipresence> Flirting is cOmplicated.
  93. [20:25] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I've never tried myself, so I'm a bit nervous.
  94. [20:25] <obviatingOmnipresence> I'm sure yOu'll dO great!
  95. [20:26] <obviatingOmnipresence> NOw gO get her, tiger!
  96. [20:26] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yessir.
  97. [20:27] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'll tell you the results if it happens?
  98. [20:28] <obviatingOmnipresence> SOunds great!
  99. [20:29] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Ciao!
  100. [20:29] <obviatingOmnipresence> See yOu later!
  101. [20:31] <mythologicalActuality> mythologicalActuality has ceased pestering obviatingOmnipresence
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