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The Sheikah Trials, Part 2

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  1. <Dex> MY LIFE FOR AUIR
  2. * DM high-fives Dex.
  3. <DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
  4. <Dex> EN TARO A'DUN
  5. <Dex> WARP SUCCESSFUL
  6. <Red_Enrics> (I think this matches the atmosphere of the channel fairly well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4AO0YZtiE0 )
  7. <Darte> Perfect Red
  8. <DM> *Recap! Last time, you were all eaten by a black (and racist) Gossip Stone and taken to... you have no idea where, actually. Impa told you that your Sheikah Trials were to begin. Though this was for Kirran, the lot of you joined in as well.*
  9. <DM> *Your first trial was against a being of pure darkness. After various shenanigans (cough DEX), you eventually defeated it.*
  10. <DM> *Fyi, Red is still sober and movement impaired, and Darte still can't feel his arms.*
  11. <DM> *Meanwhile, Dex and Kirran get to enjoy their signature moves.*
  12. <DM> *However, when the being of darkness was defeated and appeared with a more definitive form, it was stabbed. Another voice appeared, and it asked if you wanted to try its trial.*
  13. <Kirran> Darte got really angry, Dex broke reality, Red set a record for his longest sobreity, and Kirran got philospohical.
  14. <Dex> WE CANNOT HOLD
  15. <Dex> HONOR GUIDE ME
  16. <Dex> MY MEDITATION IS OVER
  17. <DM> *DEX STOP BEING A ZEALOT
  18. <Dex> IT IS SAID THAT IGNORANCE IS BLISS
  19. <Dex> TELL ME IS THIS TRUE?
  20. <Dex> WE STAND AS ONE
  21. * DM dies.
  22. <Kirran> And we ended on the Mortal Kombat movie cliffhanger.
  23. <Dex> COMBAT IS THE ANVIL OF WAR
  24. <DM> *THE QUEST NOW CONTINUES*
  25. <Kirran> $1d2
  26. <DM> *The room is partially illuminated, and it continues to slowly light up. A voice speaks to you...*
  27. <DM> [???]: I see you've completed the fake trial. Shall we try out mine?
  28. <Dex> VICTORY IS THE ONLY TRUTH THAT MATTERS
  29. <DM> [????]: Then, to succeed here... we will need to defeat the Essences of Light and Shadow... together.
  30. <DM> *???
  31. <DM> .......
  32. <Kirran> We? You count yourself among us?
  33. <DM> [???]: I am Sheikah, just like you, Kirran. Why shouldn't I be among you?
  34. * Darte grimaces tersely. "Fake. Heh. That explains a lot. Looks like you're not the only defiler here, Kirran."
  35. <DM> o_O
  36. <Dex> Which one is the real hedgehog?
  37. * Red_Enrics simply observes what's going on
  38. <Kirran> Darte, you've got a lot of anger towards my tribe. Why?
  39. * Darte blinks at Kirran.
  40. <Darte> "Your tribe? No. YOU."
  41. <Kirran> I helped clear out your temple, I see no reason to chastise me over it.
  42. <DM> [???]: Oh? Anger over your own party?
  43. <Kirran> Some of us are more lost than others here.
  44. <DM> [???]: Then perhaps I shall not join you, as you destroy yourselves against the next fake trial that "they" have in store for you...
  45. <Dex> I'm not lost at all.
  46. * Darte scowls at Kirran. "You really think we trust that's all you did? You REALLY think you could waltz into a SACRED PLACE and leave it untainted?"
  47. * DM sits back and eats the popcorn to watch this interesting development unfold.
  48. <DM> PRO MOVE
  49. <Kirran> Hey, I was invited. And by Zoras, I might add, to clear out some pretty terrible people. You want to takl about corruption, it was there before I arrived.
  50. * Darte looks vaguely taken aback before the scowl returns to his face.
  51. <Darte> "No-one informed me of this. You lie."
  52. <Kirran> As bad as Rokan...
  53. <Dex> Yeah that's he's lying.
  54. <Dex> That's sarcasm by the way.
  55. <Kirran> I'd tell you to ask them, but until we pass or fail these trials, there's nothing for it but trust, which you appear to be in short supply of.
  56. * Darte 's eyes glint. "Oh, I'm willing to help out of this mess. Especially while these --"
  57. * Darte stops talking to flail his arms uselessly.
  58. * Darte "-- don't cooperate."
  59. <Kirran> If you seek to regain what is lost to you, then you're going to have to find your whole self again. Simple as that.
  60. <DM> *The room has become fully illuminated. It's like looking at a canvas of pure white. It's a little hard on the eyes, but it's not harmful.*
  61. * Darte sniffs. "Just know I will brook NO nonsense from you. While this isn't a holy place, I've got you marked as a defiler."
  62. <Dex> What am I marked as?
  63. <Dex> A straight A's student I hope.
  64. <DM> [???]: Ah, the next trial begins. I shall help you now, but until you stop destroying yourselves, I shall not help you again.
  65. * Darte ignores Dex, allowing his arm to lightly backhand Dex across his face.
  66. <Kirran> Holy is a frame of refrence. How can you be sure that the ground you walk on isn't sacred to my tribe? These are our trials, after all.
  67. * Dex dodges the terrible use of pronouns.
  68. <DM> *Darte, roll Courage -8 vs. Dex's Courage.*
  69. <Darte> $40d10
  70. <Kirran> (if only there were someone to roll the dice for us.)
  71. * Tatl (~Tatl@60A1B3C.CD988B20.2A450A40.IP) has joined #zurpg
  72. <Darte> $40d10
  73. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 7, 6, 2, 2, 8, 1, 1, 1, 8, 8, 6, 2, 4, 1, 10, 4, 2, 1, 9, 6, 8, 2, 10, 5, 8, 7, 10, 5, 5, 6, 5, 8, 6, 3, 4, 10, 8 and 2. Total: 212. Successes: 28.
  74. <Dex> $30d10
  75. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 3, 10, 4, 3, 7, 6, 9, 9, 6, 1, 5, 9, 8, 2, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 10, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1 and 8. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
  76. <Kirran> (wow)
  77. <Dex> terrible rolls god damn it
  78. <DM> *Darte, your "light backhand" turns from "light" to a flailing fwhach to Dex's face, dealing 28 - 19 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage
  79. * Darte blinks, pondering slowly.
  80. <Darte> "Consider yourself under continued observation, then."
  81. <Dex> 21h
  82. * Darte wiggles one arm in vain before attempting to push his glasses up with his shoulder.
  83. <DM> *A blanket of green energy passes through the field. Everyone recovers 10 Magic.*
  84. <DM> [???]: There. Good luck against the next fake trial.
  85. <Dex> WHAT ABOUT HEALTH
  86. <DM> (anyone got Heal Beam?)
  87. <Kirran> (I have rejuvination aura.)
  88. <DM> *A being of pure light appears. Simply looking at it causes damage to you.*
  89. * X_X is now known as Light
  90. <Light> ...........
  91. * Light DOES NOT HAVE A DEATH NOTE.
  92. <DM> (I'M JUST CLARIFYING THIS IS NOT LIGHT YAGAMI)
  93. <DM> (okay, continuin')
  94. <Dex> Is it heavy yagami?
  95. <Kirran> Well, I'm guessing we don't have the luxury of the same strategy here.
  96. <Kirran> Also, ow.
  97. <DM> *Light's voice appears to be pretty deep. It's like God is speaking to you or something.*
  98. <Light> I am the second trial for the Sheikah Trials.
  99. <Light> Did you defeat the first trial?
  100. <Kirran> We did.
  101. <Light> Then where his form?
  102. <Kirran> Dissapated by an entity that would not reveal himself.
  103. <DM> *is his form
  104. <Kirran> I assumed it was part of the trial.
  105. <Dex> I have some of him in a bottle.
  106. <Light> No, it was not- what
  107. <Light> .... show me.
  108. <Dex> The dark not the entity.
  109. * Dex holds out his bottled Darkness.
  110. * Kirran gestures vaguely towards the area where the projection was, and spear may or may not be.
  111. <Light> ... it does not appear sentient. I do not know where you got this, but it is not the Essence of Darkness.
  112. <Dex> Well I'm keeping it anyway.
  113. <Dex> Get your own.
  114. * Light looks? Dunno, can't really tell, it's a giant ball of frigin' light.
  115. <DM> *There does not appear to be a red spear there.*
  116. <Kirran> And it sounds like the DM Dex keeps referring to every now and again.
  117. * DM dies.
  118. <Dex> That guy is an asshole.
  119. * DM just explodes.
  120. <Red_Enrics> ....
  121. <DM> Perhaps today IS a good day to die!
  122. * Red_Enrics hasn't been paying attention
  123. * Darte begins quivering angrily again.
  124. <Light> First you tell me you defeated the first trial and bottled a part of him, and then you tell me someone attacked his true form?
  125. <Dex> quivering darte ha ha
  126. <Dex> Also I poked him.
  127. <Dex> Like BAM
  128. <Darte> "How would we know about this true form had we not defeated it?"
  129. <Dex> Well, more like POKE
  130. <Dex> FLASHBACK GO
  131. <DM> *You recall a humanoid form when it appeared in its "true form".*
  132. <Light> Oh? What did it look like?
  133. <DM> *A humanoid form of pure darkness still.*
  134. <Darte> "Still looked like Darkness. But they called themselves a Sheikah."
  135. <Darte> "They said, and I quote, 'What you see is an illusion of my creation. It was fun playing with you all.
  136. <Darte> ' "
  137. <Light> Then what did you do with him? He should still be here.
  138. <Dex> To quote DM - "A humanoid form of pure darkness still."
  139. <Kirran> A red spear disppated the illusion.
  140. <Kirran> It's wielder remained hidden.
  141. * Darte stomps in frustration.
  142. <Light> Prove the red spear, or I shall not hold back in this trial.
  143. <Red_Enrics> RED'S THE TRIGGER!
  144. * Moulder throws Red_Enrics at light.
  145. <Dex> Light dude. Don't worry we didn't do anything. I mean look at us. Fishlips isn't even a threat, he's ARMLESS!
  146. <Darte> "It's just repeating itself. Just wait'll I..."
  147. <DM> *Moulder, do you look at the light when you throw Red?
  148. * Red_Enrics starts whaling on the light.
  149. <Red_Enrics> (Roll Courage)
  150. <Dex> But you really gotta HAND it to him. I give him two THUMBS up.
  151. <DM> *Moulder and Red_Enrics, both of you take 3 burn damage (neutral) for looking at the Essence of Light.*
  152. <Kirran> I cannot provide evidence of the existence of an illusion, much less a weapon that can erase one so violently.
  153. <DM> (seriously, whaling?
  154. <Red_Enrics> (Stabby stab)
  155. <Dex> QUICK FISHLIPS LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS!
  156. <Red_Enrics> $47d10
  157. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 3, 5, 2, 1, 1, 10, 8, 4, 10, 1, 10, 7, 5, 9, 9, 6, 2, 6, 2, 9, 5, 5, 7, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 9, 4, 10, 2, 10, 2, 6, 1, 6, 10, 8, 3, 6, 9, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 267. Successes: 37.
  158. <Dex> He might believe us if we all DISARM!
  159. <Light> $25d10
  160. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 7, 2, 10, 2, 1, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 6, 1, 2, 9, 7, 1, 1, 9, 3 and 9. Total: 111. Successes: 12.
  161. <DM> (damage calc)
  162. <Red_Enrics> 37 - 12 = 25
  163. <Darte> Shut your sonorous slapsack, scathescales.
  164. <DM> 25 + 8 = 33 damage
  165. <Dex> Awww what's the matter. You used to be so HANDY!
  166. <Dex> Do you need a little more ELBOW room?
  167. <Red_Enrics> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
  168. <DM> *Your attack slices the Light.*
  169. <Light> Ugh!
  170. * Light seems to dim for a moment before returning to full brightness.
  171. <Light> Strong... you are....
  172. * Kirran ponders the words of the voice form the shadows.
  173. <Kirran> from*
  174. <Light> But should you continue this deception, you shall now falter.
  175. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  176. <Dex> wait
  177. * Red_Enrics points his sword up
  178. <Dex> WAIT
  179. <Red_Enrics> BA-BOOM
  180. <Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
  181. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  182. <Dex> Darte shouldn't be able to roll.
  183. <Red_Enrics> (Oh hey, average roll)
  184. <Dex> He's not as MANUSing!
  185. <Kirran> $init 1d12
  186. <Tatl> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  187. <Dex> $init 1d11
  188. <Tatl> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
  189. <Darte> $init 1d11
  190. <Tatl> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
  191. <Light> $init 1d10
  192. <Tatl> Light: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  193. <DM> (good lord)
  194. <Kirran> (It's the opposite of the Darkness battle, everyone rolled high)
  195. <Dex> Darte doesn't find this very HUMERUS!
  196. <DM> $init s
  197. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  198. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
  199. <Tatl> Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
  200. <DM> (good god)
  201. <DM> have fun - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-465-post-952.html#pid952
  202. <DM> *typo fixed*
  203. <Dex> gunna cast infect on my eyegouger
  204. <Dex> BAM
  205. <Dex> $endturn
  206. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  207. <Tatl> Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
  208. <Kirran> Any bright ideas, Darte?
  209. * Darte scowls at Kirran.
  210. <Darte> "Not the time for jokes."
  211. * Kirran only just now realizes that he made a pun.
  212. <DM> How enlightening.
  213. <Kirran> I meant, what are your thoughts on approaching this fight?
  214. <Red_Enrics> (Remember, this battle was trigger by the light saying Red's trigger word.)
  215. <DM> hang on, lemme fix a wording
  216. <Dex> I'm just going out on a LIMB here. But should we give you a HAND?
  217. <DM> "If you look away from the Essence of Light when you attack it with an attack that targets, you lose 8 dice when attacking." <-- fixed
  218. <Red_Enrics> (I go last...because I uberstruck the Light.)
  219. <DM> (lol)
  220. <Red_Enrics> (Fitting Boss Music because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJ07onCqAs&feature=player_embedded )
  221. * Light can see you, Dex. Can you see the Light?
  222. <Darte> "Hold on, anyone able to suck the magic away? If it's an illusion like the last, we may be able to simply dissipate it."
  223. <Dex> BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
  224. <Kirran> I can, but I'll need help.
  225. <Dex> REVVED UP LIKE DEUCE
  226. <Dex> ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
  227. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvohXgIKTgU
  228. * Darte nods at Kirran tersely. "Fine. I'll see what I can do."
  229. <Kirran> Now who's making jokes?
  230. * Kirran smiles.
  231. * Darte 's mouth twitches, the edge of a smirk flickering across his face.
  232. * Darte casts a Magic Shell over Kirran.
  233. <Darte> Magic Shell Buff:
  234. <Darte> Spell damage taken is reduced by 1
  235. <Darte> When you are affected by an Affliction that deals damage over time, the Affliction is negated, cancelling Magic Shell.
  236. <Dex> Do you want me to cut you?
  237. <Dex> BLEED ME ROCKY
  238. <Darte> 25h13m
  239. <Darte> $endturn
  240. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  241. <Tatl> Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
  242. * Kirran ties a blindfold around his eyes and takes a wide swing in the Light's direction with Rokan's lance.
  243. <Kirran> (Roll courage)
  244. <DM> (what are you making the blindfold from?
  245. <Kirran> $30d10
  246. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 3, 4, 8, 10, 2, 2, 6, 8, 4, 5, 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 9, 7, 8, 4, 6, 8, 1, 8, 3, 6, 8 and 9. Total: 160. Successes: 18.
  247. <Kirran> (My face mask)
  248. <DM> (okay)
  249. <Kirran> (I'm subtracting 8 from the roll I'm about to make)
  250. <Kirran> $36d10
  251. <DM> *Your blindfold prevents the burn damage, and with how bright the Light is, you are still able to see out of the blindfold. It's serving as sunglasses.*
  252. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 10, 2, 8, 5, 3, 8, 6, 4, 10, 10, 3, 6, 9, 5, 1, 1, 10, 6, 10, 2, 8, 8, 9, 5, 2, 9, 8, 8, 3, 5, 1, 6, 9 and 10. Total: 222. Successes: 32.
  253. <DM> *You only lose 4 dice instead of 8, so... add 8 to that.*
  254. <DM> err
  255. <DM> *add 4 to that
  256. <Kirran> $4d10
  257. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6 and 4. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
  258. <Kirran> (AHAHAHA)
  259. <Light> $25d10
  260. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 2, 5, 4, 2, 5, 6, 3, 1, 1, 1, 10, 7, 2, 4, 9, 2, 9, 10, 3, 7, 9 and 6. Total: 127. Successes: 16.
  261. <DM> (awaitin' attacker's damage calc)
  262. <Kirran> 21 damage to magic
  263. * Dark_Flame_Master is now known as Serikka_Tonatsu
  264. <DM> err, can you list Rokan's Lance's effect?
  265. <DM> need to double check something
  266. <Kirran> When attacking, roll your base Wisdom stat. Add half of the successes as dice to your attack roll.
  267. <Kirran> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice / Deals no damage
  268. <Kirran> If the attack is successful, target loses Magic equal to the difference in successes.
  269. <Kirran> If the attack drops target's Current Magic to 0, target receives a quick burst of Magic and loses Hearts equal to its Maximum Magic.
  270. <Kirran> If this lance kills a target, roll $1d#, where # equals the difference in successes of the attack that killed the target.
  271. <Kirran> Target's soul is ripped from the body and explodes in a rain of Magic blood, restoring everyone's Magic by the result of $1d#.
  272. * Light loses 21 magic from the attack.
  273. <Light> 117h, 29m
  274. <Kirran> $endturn
  275. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  276. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
  277. <Tatl> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  278. * Light recovers all of its magic.
  279. <Light> 117h, 50m
  280. <Kirran> Wat
  281. * Darte facepalms
  282. <Darte> You didn't read the fine print.
  283. <Light> Hmph! You are fools to think you can drain my powers!
  284. <Red_Enrics> (Fuck, that's a ton of HP.)
  285. <Dex> Woo I got this.
  286. <Dex> EYEGOUGE!
  287. <Red_Enrics> (Looks like my Glass powers will come in handy.)
  288. <Red_Enrics> (Light has eyes?)
  289. <Kirran> (I kind of figured the end of bonus turns didn't count as a round rollover.)
  290. <Dex> shit cocks
  291. <Dex> its alphabetical
  292. <Darte> ( :( )
  293. <DM> (it does)
  294. <Kirran> (The more you know...)
  295. * Darte taunts the Light!
  296. <Darte> "Oi! You think ye can just be a big ol' ball of flaming light? I've seen brighter lights than you in a Poe's lantern!"
  297. <Darte> (Wisdom)
  298. <DM> *Darte, you take 3 burn damage (neutral).*
  299. <Kirran> (Red, this might be a good time for your scythe to make a reappearance.)
  300. <Darte> (10m at the moment due to Spirit Robe)
  301. <Red_Enrics> (I've been having the scythe equiped since like.)
  302. <Red_Enrics> (Forever)
  303. <Darte> 22h10m
  304. <Darte> $33d10
  305. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 6, 7, 6, 10, 3, 2, 1, 10, 7, 4, 7, 4, 9, 2, 9, 4, 1, 4, 6, 1, 2, 5, 5, 10, 8, 8, 6, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
  306. <Light> $35d10
  307. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 7, 8, 4, 4, 6, 1, 4, 5, 3, 2, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 5, 5, 1, 10, 5, 4, 1, 5, 8, 7, 3, 6, 8, 10, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
  308. <Red_Enrics> (I need a new weapon. :V)
  309. <DM> *You successfully taunt the Light!*
  310. <Kirran> (In this particular instance, it's going tobe very handy with my lance.)
  311. <Darte> *24h10m
  312. <Darte> The Spirit Robe absorbed some of the heat, receiving only a slight singe.
  313. <Light> Grr, you shall pay for that! I shall burn so brightly that you turn to darkness before me!
  314. <Darte> $endturn
  315. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  316. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
  317. <Moulder> $init j
  318. <Tatl> Moulder has entered the fray.
  319. <DM> *The **** did the Light just say.*
  320. <Dex> Alright me.
  321. * Dex breathes in and out rapidly.
  322. <Dex> Gotta get pumped up for this.
  323. <Kirran> (It's gone to PLAID!)
  324. * Dex shakes his hands.
  325. <Dex> Work out the tension. Work it out. Let's do this Dexy old boy. We got this.
  326. <Dex> eyegouge roll courage
  327. <Dex> $37d10
  328. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 8, 5, 7, 6, 6, 7, 8, 7, 5, 9, 5, 4, 2, 8, 3, 6, 6, 8, 10, 7, 7, 9, 7, 5, 2, 5, 9, 6, 2, 3, 6, 9, 4 and 2. Total: 218. Successes: 29.
  329. <Darte> "Don't get distracted! Strip the illusion's magic, like we planned."
  330. <DM> *Dex, you take 3 burn damage*
  331. <Light> $25d10
  332. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 6, 3, 5, 5, 2, 7, 4, 3, 6, 7, 3, 3, 5, 4, 5, 5, 7, 4, 6, 6, 5, 1 and 8. Total: 121. Successes: 15.
  333. <DM> (attacker's damage calc)
  334. <Dex> damage is decreased by 5
  335. <DM> 29 - 15 = 14 - 5 + 8 = 17 damage
  336. <DM> *Your attack finds that the Light has no eyes to gouge, so your attack does a flat 17 damage and no effect.*
  337. <Light> I am the epitome of blindness! I am not blind; all are blind to me!
  338. <Light> 100h, 50m
  339. <DM> *However, Dex...
  340. <DM> *You manage to add two "chunks of light" to your War Necklace. What.*
  341. <Kirran> 0_0
  342. <Dex> WOO!
  343. <Light> what
  344. <Dex> Bottled Darkness and Chuncks of Light!
  345. <Light> ... what you were saying about bottling the Darkness...
  346. <Light> ... was it really true?
  347. <Dex> Yeah.
  348. <DM> (how is this working)
  349. <Dex> Yeah it was.
  350. <Kirran> More than you'd like to think.
  351. <Dex> And now I got pieces of you.
  352. <Dex> So thats going right on the old War Necklace.
  353. <Light> Then... I shall change my task from destroying you to testing you!
  354. <Dex> Just gimme a sec.
  355. * Dex fixes the pieces onto his necklace.
  356. <Red_Enrics> (Skip my turns when they come, my dad wants to have a long conversation with me.)
  357. <Dex> WOO
  358. <Kirran> So this was not the trial?
  359. <DM> (kay)
  360. <DM> (same with Moulder?)
  361. <Light> All that happens here is your trial.
  362. <Dex> 18h 12m
  363. <Dex> $endturn
  364. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  365. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Moulder (0).
  366. <Kirran> Would you risk your whole existence on the basis that we're lying to you?
  367. <Dex> I could empty another bottle you know.
  368. <Light> I exist to test you. If you are to lie to me, then my purpose is to destroy you.
  369. <Light> However... you have not yet proved the red spear...
  370. <Kirran> Is the lack of the darkness's presence not enough? You expressed surprise at his not being here.
  371. <Darte> "And if not? Would you not be destroying the very goal you exist for?"
  372. <Darte> "A lack of evidence does not imply falsity. Indeed, there is more evidence for our success than for our failure.
  373. <Red_Enrics> (Back)
  374. <Red_Enrics> (Nevermind)
  375. <Light> Perhaps... if you could bottle darkness, then it is possible you stole his entire being and are unwilling to show it!
  376. <Kirran> That is ridiculous.
  377. <Kirran> How could we steal what threatened to envelop everything if it escaped?
  378. <Light> That is true... perhaps... there is merit in you yet.
  379. <Darte> "Something's very wrong here."
  380. <Darte> "If it was really part of the trial, it would know that the darkness is an illusion. Its entire being couldn't exist in the bottle."
  381. <Darte> "Something is VERY wrong. Kirran, you say this is a holy ground for your people?"
  382. <Kirran> I'm saying that nothing is as it seems here.
  383. <Red_Enrics> And guys
  384. <Red_Enrics> That's why Red is currently my trigger word
  385. <Dex> GUYS
  386. <Dex> LOWER ITS WISDOM STAT
  387. <Dex> I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN
  388. <Dex> ITS CUNNING
  389. <Dex> AND A PLAN
  390. <Red_Enrics> I have a better plan
  391. <Red_Enrics> killit
  392. <Red_Enrics> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
  393. <Kirran> I ask again, possessor of light? Would you risk your existence against us, given the possibility of truth?
  394. * Red_Enrics is starting to get drunk from being to sober. (ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, DM.)
  395. <Light> What truth?
  396. <Kirran> That there is an interference in these trials. I cannot judge the surety of her claims, but she is here nevertheless.
  397. <Kirran> She claims you false, and you claim ignorance of her presence.
  398. <Dex> How about we gimp its Wisdom stat, I bottle it up and we go home.
  399. <Light> She? There are only two female Sheikah among the Sheikah - Impa and Sheik. Are you calling one of them betrayers?
  400. <DM> (yes, we're going with Sheik is a female, not dealin' with the ambiguity of it)
  401. <Kirran> I could not say. The voice was feminine, to the best of my knowledge.
  402. <Dex> It made him feel funny in his pants. That's how he knows.
  403. <Light> SINNERS!
  404. <Red_Enrics> Your lightness
  405. <Red_Enrics> I'm the only sinner here.
  406. <Red_Enrics> [/SoberDrunk]
  407. * DM just implodes.
  408. * Serikka_Tonatsu fixes DM's brain from behind the scenes
  409. * DM re-unimplodes. What.
  410. * DM pokes Kirran for turn.
  411. <Kirran> I've done all I can, essence of light. If you cannot trust us, and you would continue this fight, then we'll fight.
  412. <Light> Then it shall be a glorious battle!
  413. * Kirran takes another swing with Rokan's lance. (Roll courage)
  414. <DM> *Is this guy a Klingon?*
  415. <Kirran> $30d10
  416. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 7, 10, 5, 2, 1, 4, 7, 10, 8, 1, 9, 8, 7, 3, 4, 4, 10, 10, 7, 6, 2, 1, 3, 4, 3, 10, 1 and 9. Total: 166. Successes: 21.
  417. <Light> $25d10
  418. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 5, 3, 10, 9, 6, 2, 6, 6, 4, 7, 5, 5, 10, 3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 2, 6, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 146. Successes: 21.
  419. <DM> ROLLOFF
  420. <DM> oh right
  421. <Kirran> $41d10
  422. <DM> right
  423. <DM> right
  424. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 6, 1, 9, 7, 4, 7, 8, 5, 10, 1, 10, 5, 6, 1, 5, 4, 7, 9, 7, 1, 2, 7, 9, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 9, 9, 3, 5 and 2. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
  425. <DM> nvm
  426. * Kirran throws a reroll at himself.
  427. <DM> I keep forgetting that thing has a first roll
  428. <Kirran> or rather at the light
  429. <Light> $25d10
  430. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 4, 4, 3, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 9, 4, 8, 4, 2, 9, 8, 8, 1, 6, 4, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 132. Successes: 14.
  431. <Kirran> 13 magic damage
  432. <Kirran> $endturn
  433. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  434. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Moulder (0).
  435. * Light loses 13 damage.
  436. <Light> 100h, 37m
  437. <Light> A trivial attempt. I shall show you death in its purest form.
  438. <Kirran> Red, nullify this light
  439. * Light is still taunted at Darte.
  440. <DM> *loses 13 magic
  441. * Light summons Spirits of Light!
  442. * X__X is now known as LightSpirits
  443. <LightSpirits> $init j
  444. <Tatl> LightSpirits has entered the fray.
  445. * Red_Enrics starts spinning his Scythe about as his Sober/Drunk theme plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnh8dALotc
  446. <DM> *Three spirits of light are summoned. They appear to be covering the Light.*
  447. <Kirran> Sonofa...
  448. <Light> 100h, 25m
  449. * Light casts Charge Beta on itself as an Extra Support Spell.
  450. <Light> 100h, 19m | Charge Beta
  451. <Light> Disappear!
  452. * Light gains +3 damage on all attacks from Charge Beta.
  453. * Light uses Mass Laser. An array of lasers hit all enemies! (Roll Wisdom)
  454. <DM> (Double Cast allows him to do that)
  455. <Light> $41d10
  456. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 8, 6, 2, 9, 9, 5, 10, 2, 1, 8, 5, 9, 5, 3, 8, 1, 8, 2, 5, 9, 3, 10, 6, 2, 1, 8, 7, 10, 1, 4, 1, 5, 4, 4, 10, 2, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 224. Successes: 29.
  457. <Light> 100h, 10m | Charge Beta
  458. <Kirran> (Wait, he took three moves though, didn't he?)
  459. <Red_Enrics> $25d10
  460. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 8, 7, 2, 1, 2, 5, 1, 7, 6, 4, 2, 10, 6, 1, 8, 6, 4, 4, 6, 6, 10, 4 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  461. <Light> (read Double Cast)
  462. <Dex> $25d10
  463. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 4, 1, 10, 5, 10, 7, 6, 1, 7, 4, 3, 6, 9, 9, 1, 5, 4, 2, 1, 9, 4, 8 and 3. Total: 135. Successes: 17.
  464. <Kirran> $32d10
  465. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 1, 9, 1, 4, 6, 5, 10, 1, 6, 4, 8, 3, 8, 3, 9, 10, 1, 7, 1, 1, 4, 2, 4, 5, 6, 5, 4, 6 and 4. Total: 149. Successes: 17.
  466. * Red_Enrics takes 14 damage.
  467. <DM> (hang on)
  468. * Darte casts Current in a desparate attempt to deflect the laser!
  469. <Darte> $33d10
  470. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 5, 6, 10, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 7, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 4, 5, 7, 5, 5, 3, 1, 3, 10, 6, 6, 1, 6, 8, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 172. Successes: 23.
  471. <Darte> (Roll Wisdom)
  472. <Light> $35d10
  473. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 4, 2, 5, 1, 9, 10, 3, 10, 7, 8, 9, 6, 2, 6, 3, 7, 5, 2, 6, 6, 5, 3, 9, 8, 2, 10, 1, 3, 9, 2, 6, 4 and 1. Total: 182. Successes: 22.
  474. <Kirran> (nice)
  475. <DM> *You manage to lower the attack's successes by 5!*
  476. * Sephiroth has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  477. * Darte defends against the move.
  478. <Darte> $33d10
  479. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 8, 9, 10, 9, 8, 5, 2, 5, 2, 8, 1, 3, 9, 5, 8, 1, 10, 4, 1, 10, 6, 10, 6, 6, 8, 6, 4, 2, 4 and 10. Total: 196. Successes: 27.
  480. <DM> *Everyone, list off your Shadow and Light affinity levels.*
  481. <DM> (brb real fast)
  482. <Kirran> 3 light, 2 shadow
  483. <Darte> 1 Light
  484. <Dex> shadow 5
  485. <Dex> im dead
  486. <Dex> im so dead
  487. <DM> (Red_Enrics, what's your Shadow/Light affinity levels?
  488. <Red_Enrics> (Shadow 2)
  489. <DM> Red_Enrics, 24 + 5 = 29 - 15 = 14/2 = 7 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
  490. <DM> Dex, 24 + 5 = 29 - 17 = 12/2 = 6 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
  491. <Red_Enrics> (But wouldn't the burn demage be reduced since I'm also fire affinity?)
  492. <DM> (no)
  493. <Darte> (neutral burn)
  494. <Darte> (not fire burn)
  495. <Serikka_Tonatsu> (Ice burn?)
  496. <DM> Kirran, 24 + 5 - 3 = 26 - 17 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
  497. <Dex> ice ice baby
  498. <Dex> STOP
  499. <Dex> collaberate and listen
  500. <Dex> dex is back on a whole new mission
  501. <Red_Enrics> (Oh
  502. <DM> *Darte, you manage to dodge the move. Pro taunt, bro.*
  503. <Dex> point to the point to the point to the point yall
  504. <Red_Enrics> (So like)
  505. <Red_Enrics> (9 Damage)
  506. <DM> (indeed)
  507. <Red_Enrics> (ER)
  508. <Red_Enrics> (10 damage)
  509. <Kirran> 15h, 15m
  510. <Dex> COMBINE your magic draining attack
  511. <DM> oh right..
  512. <Red_Enrics> 24h
  513. <Dex> USE IT
  514. <Dex> to knock the light back
  515. <Dex> to the dark age
  516. <Dex> start a new page
  517. <DM> +3 damage to everyone that was hit from Charge Beta...... this is reduced by armor by the way
  518. <Kirran> Except it's got spirits covering it. I was hoping Red could get a hit in, but now..
  519. <Light> 100h, 10m | Charge Beta
  520. <Light> $endturn
  521. <Tatl> Light has ended their turn.
  522. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  523. * Moulder risks taking 3 damage and slam jams the Light. (Courage)
  524. <Moulder> $46d10
  525. <Tatl> Moulder: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 1, 2, 6, 4, 1, 8, 9, 9, 2, 5, 10, 4, 5, 1, 10, 10, 1, 3, 7, 6, 6, 7, 9, 10, 3, 5, 2, 4, 8, 9, 9, 7, 2, 10, 2, 9, 4, 5, 5, 3, 5, 10, 7 and 9. Total: 265. Successes: 36.
  526. <Moulder> (ER)
  527. <DM> *5 burn damage at this point, fyi
  528. <Moulder> (Just pretend that was Red, guys.)
  529. <Red_Enrics> (My bad)
  530. <Light> $25d10
  531. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 8, 3, 10, 10, 2, 7, 7, 1, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 9, 6 and 1. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
  532. <DM> oh right
  533. <DM> *One of the Light Spirits automatically covers and blocks the attack. Because it's covering, though, you do not take 5 burn damage Red_Enrics.*
  534. * LightSpirits loses one of the light spirits.
  535. * LightSpirits is at 2 spirits left.
  536. <Red_Enrics> MORTAL DAMAGE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
  537. * Red_Enrics marches backwards
  538. <Red_Enrics> (Wait, Is Dex still blind? etc?)
  539. <Red_Enrics> 24h
  540. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  541. <Dex> nope
  542. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  543. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  544. <Dex> i fixed it myself
  545. * Moulder waits
  546. <Moulder> $endturn
  547. <Tatl> Moulder has ended their turn.
  548. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  549. <DM> (so how does Moulder die again?
  550. <Moulder> (Red's Magic is his HP.)
  551. <Moulder> (His attacks take away Magic too.)
  552. * LightSpirits whirl around the Essence of Light, giving him the High Spirits Buff.
  553. <LightSpirits> $endturn
  554. <Tatl> LightSpirits has ended their turn.
  555. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  556. * Light recovers all of its magic.
  557. <Light> 100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
  558. * Darte Waves at Kirran frantically.
  559. <Kirran> The party regains 2 health and 1 magic
  560. <Darte> "There's something going on with this. Let's just say I've got an inkling that this isn't how the trials are supposed to work. We need to dispel this NOW."
  561. <Darte> "I'll assist you as best I can.
  562. <Kirran> Either the woman from before was lying, or this thing is.
  563. * Darte begins preparing a spell in preparation for a combination attack with Kirran.
  564. <Kirran> Either way, the addition of these damn spirits is a hamper to my original plan of attack.
  565. <Darte> 25h8m
  566. <Darte> 25h5m because of the robe.
  567. <Darte> $endturn
  568. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  569. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  570. <Dex> CAMOUFLAGE
  571. <Dex> POOF
  572. <Dex> $endturn
  573. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  574. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  575. * Kirran tactically weighs his options.
  576. <DM> *Do you have a scale for that?
  577. * DM runs.
  578. <Light> Do you all contemplate your deaths?
  579. <Kirran> I'm deciding how best to skewer you on this lance, actually.
  580. <Light> What is that lance?
  581. <Kirran> The remaining heirloom of Rokan of the royal family. His spirit was murdered by an evil force in the old Shadow Temple.
  582. <DM> Who?
  583. <DM> wait
  584. <Light> Who?
  585. <Kirran> You don't of him?
  586. <DM> I engrish time all.
  587. <Light> I am not familiar with this "Rokan".
  588. <Kirran> Darte, I'm beginning to share your suspicions. Any full member of the Sheikah would know the royal family's lineage.
  589. * Red_Enrics enter full sober drunk mode, curing him from his nut cracker soldier movement state.
  590. * Darte nods.
  591. <DM> *Red_Enrics, due to your telepathic justification of your drunkness being reversed, being sober over time causes you to get drunk.*
  592. <Red_Enrics> I AM
  593. <Red_Enrics> THE LIGHT SLAYER
  594. <Light> I do not know of anyone from the Royal Family named Rokan. Was he slain during Ganondorf's attack?
  595. <Darte> "A defiler of a different kind, then."
  596. * Red_Enrics spins his items about as the ultimate sober drunk theme plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJ07onCqAs&feature=player_embedded
  597. <Kirran> Far before. And I believe you should know that.
  598. <Light> Please, enlighten me.
  599. <Red_Enrics> (Darte saw the sober drunk theme, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOBER DRUNK THEME.)
  600. <Darte> (reserve it for your turn)
  601. <Dex> ENLIGHTEN
  602. <Dex> HA
  603. <Dex> HA HA
  604. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALhAXtFR1LM
  605. <Red_Enrics> More like
  606. <Red_Enrics> EN
  607. <Red_Enrics> DARKEN
  608. <Light> Tell me of this "Rokan", and how he relates to the Sheikah!
  609. <Kirran> I will not. If you are as our previous opponent, it's knowledge you should already possess. You're not so different from him though.
  610. <Kirran> Blinded by a zealous light that could not concede shades of meaning.
  611. <Dex> BLINDED BY THE LIIIIGHT
  612. <Light> You're just trying to conceal your own lies!
  613. <Dex> REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
  614. <Kirran> Lies cannot hide in true light.
  615. <Darte> "I think we're in agreement, Kirran."
  616. <Darte> "Allies against a common foe?"
  617. <Dex> Would singing help?
  618. <Light> And just who is your common foe?
  619. <Kirran> We are. But I'm still not sure how to take this thing down.
  620. <Dex> I've been working on a song since we lack a true bard.
  621. <Kirran> The falseness you're hiding behind the light.
  622. <DM> oh no Dex
  623. <DM> oh god no
  624. <Kirran> I don't need the Eye of Truth to see you cringing behind your brightness.
  625. <Dex> Yo, Darte, let's kick it.
  626. * Darte attempts and fails to point at the Surf Harp at his hip indignantly.
  627. <Dex> I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU DAWG
  628. * Darte sighs and shakes his head in exasperation.
  629. <Darte> "Sing for me, bruddah."
  630. * Kirran will totally whistle along.
  631. <Dex> ZURP, ZURP baby.
  632. <Dex> ZURP, ZURP baby.
  633. * DM throws himself out of the window. Now. Immediately.
  634. <Dex> Alright halt and listen up the to best,
  635. <Dex> Dex is back with a brand new quest.
  636. <Dex> Grabs his Eyegouger, holds it tightly,
  637. <Dex> And Darte flows like the Zora's River daily and nightly.
  638. <Dex> Will Red stop drinking? Yo! We don't know. Turn of the lights and watch his nose glow!
  639. <Dex> To the extreme Kirran is lancing that vandal. Light them up with magic just like a candle.
  640. <Dex> THATS ALL IVE GOT SO FAR
  641. <DM> that's all you have permanently
  642. <DM> cause
  643. <DM> ......
  644. * Darte stares at Dex incredulously.
  645. <Red_Enrics> $turns
  646. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  647. * Darte attempts and fails to facepalm.
  648. * DM pokes Kirran for action.
  649. <Kirran> Well, I'm still to combo attack with Darte, and the best I can think to do is attack with the lance, if you agree Darte.
  650. * Darte shrugs. "The best we can do is try."
  651. <Kirran> I can sweep all of them with it.
  652. * Darte begins casting Waterlance.
  653. <Red_Enrics> (I keep forgetting that I'm the only Glass Cannon here.)
  654. * Kirran prepares a sweeping strike with Rokan's Lance.
  655. <Darte> "AQUEOUS DUAL LAAAAAAAANCE"
  656. <DM> woops, forgot the hearts recovery from High Spirits... oh well, I'll get it next round
  657. <Kirran> (So how is this going down DM?)
  658. <Darte> $33d10
  659. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 10, 1, 8, 3, 8, 4, 3, 10, 4, 5, 5, 7, 2, 9, 5, 5, 9, 8, 2, 9, 3, 9, 9, 2, 10, 8, 2, 2, 6 and 6. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
  660. <DM> (I'm gonna kill Dex. Permanently.)
  661. <Darte> 24 successes added to your attack.
  662. <LightSpirits> $35d10
  663. <Tatl> LightSpirits: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 3, 10, 4, 8, 1, 2, 5, 3, 3, 10, 1, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 10, 6, 3, 2, 1, 5, 9, 8, 2, 5, 2, 2, 5, 10, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 160. Successes: 20.
  664. <Darte> (owait nvm)
  665. <Kirran> $30d10
  666. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4, 9, 7, 2, 1, 2, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5, 9, 2, 2, 5, 3, 9, 2, 4, 3 and 10. Total: 145. Successes: 16.
  667. <DM> 24 - 20 = +4 to Kirran's attack
  668. <DM> *+4 dice
  669. <Darte> oops
  670. <Kirran> $39d10
  671. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 10, 7, 6, 1, 3, 6, 8, 10, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1, 7, 3, 10, 5, 5, 2, 3, 6, 2, 8, 3, 10, 7, 10, 9, 9, 10, 7, 2, 2, 1, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 234. Successes: 33.
  672. <Darte> Waterlance has +8 dice hold on
  673. <Darte> $8d10
  674. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 10, 10, 2, 4, 4 and 2. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  675. <DM> add another +5 Kirran
  676. <Kirran> $5d10
  677. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
  678. <Darte> 25h1m
  679. <DM> *Your sweep attack.... does not phase the spirits. However, the Waterlance pierces through and hits one of them, taking it down.*
  680. <Light> Heheheheheh....
  681. <Light> A sweep attack... hahahahahah....
  682. <Kirran> (Does it also hit the light essence?)
  683. <DM> (nope, cover)
  684. <Light> Fools! So long as I am buffed with High Spirits, my spirits are immune to multi-hit attacks!
  685. * DM loves how the Light declares his weaknesses. Just like an anime villain.
  686. <Kirran> (>: l )
  687. <Light> wait you didn't hear that
  688. * Kirran makes a rather rude gesture at the Light essence.
  689. <Kirran> $endturn
  690. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  691. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  692. * LightSpirits loses one of the spirits.
  693. * LightSpirits is down to one spirit left.
  694. <Light> 100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
  695. * Light casts Barrier, Beta as an Extra Support Spell on himself.
  696. <Light> 100h, 42m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta
  697. * Light casts Summon Spirits! There's now 4 spirits!
  698. <Kirran> Well, looks like there's no hope of landing a direct hit.
  699. * Light then casts Sunray Beam Beta!
  700. <DM> *A magic circle is summoned above your whole party.*
  701. <Light> 100h, 22m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
  702. <Light> $endturn
  703. <Tatl> Light has ended their turn.
  704. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  705. <LightSpirits> 4 spirits currently
  706. <Kirran> We need a strategy here guys. Head on attack is getting us nowhere.
  707. <DM> *gonna run the LightSpirits with Shell switching, I need another shell*
  708. <Red_Enrics> I'M GOING TO BREAK LOGIC
  709. * LightSpirits is now known as X_X
  710. <Kirran> Unlike the darkness though, we can't exactly eliminate it from the room.
  711. * Darte shakes his head. "It's something about the light. It's like it's... absorbing magic and excreting light.
  712. <Light> I feel something... something has entered the room.
  713. * Red_Enrics picks up a LightSpirit. (Nothing says you can't do this. :3)
  714. <Kirran> And then something left...
  715. <Red_Enrics> (Roll Power)
  716. <DM> (oh my god)
  717. <Kirran> (Ahahaha)
  718. <Red_Enrics> $23d10
  719. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 2, 5, 5, 10, 8, 3, 7, 2, 3, 7, 6, 6, 1, 10, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8 and 1. Total: 122. Successes: 17.
  720. <DM> *You pick up one of the Light Spirits.*
  721. * DM commits seppuku. Repeatedly.
  722. * Red_Enrics throws the LightSpirit at another Light spirit. (Power vs Courage)
  723. <Light> what
  724. <Red_Enrics> $23d10
  725. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 6, 3, 2, 1, 10, 6, 4, 1, 7, 6, 2, 5, 6, 2, 5, 5, 4, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
  726. <Red_Enrics> (Thus, killing two, instead of one.)
  727. <DM> *The two light spirits collide and explode.*
  728. <Dex> Thats what I was going to try.
  729. <Red_Enrics> 24h
  730. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  731. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  732. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  733. <Dex> Now I need to do something else.
  734. <Dex> Hmm.
  735. * Moulder waits
  736. <Moulder> $endturn
  737. <Tatl> Moulder has ended their turn.
  738. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  739. <DM> *And no, that technically doesn't count as multi-hit... because that's one target flying at another target, so... that is actually considered single-target.*
  740. <Kirran> (We've gone Phoenix Wright in here again>)
  741. * X_X is now known as LightSpirits
  742. <Darte> (not quite, we haven't confronted anyone on a philosophical or logical error)
  743. <Red_Enrics> (That was just, a beautiful strategy.)
  744. <Red_Enrics> (How many are left, currently?)
  745. <DM> *One of the spirits turns into a beam, which strikes Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  746. <DM> (2... and after this attack, 1)
  747. <LightSpirits> $39d10
  748. <Red_Enrics> $25d10
  749. <Tatl> LightSpirits: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 8, 7, 7, 5, 2, 5, 10, 6, 9, 4, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 8, 9, 6, 6, 2, 9, 10, 10, 9, 4, 10, 8, 3, 8, 2, 8, 2, 3, 10 and 4. Total: 248. Successes: 33.
  750. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 6, 6, 4, 5, 10, 3, 4, 4, 6, 4, 10, 9, 8, 1, 1, 3, 1, 5, 10, 10, 2, 2 and 3. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
  751. <Red_Enrics> Oh fu-
  752. <DM> (and you have shadow, right?)
  753. <Red_Enrics> (Yup)
  754. <Kirran> (Would that be called a Deam?)
  755. <Serikka_Tonatsu> (Dead Cell)
  756. <Kirran> (DM+Beam)
  757. <DM> 33 + 5 = 38 - 15 = 23 damage, and 12 magic siphoned from you to the Light
  758. * Moulder floats off and fades
  759. <Moulder> $removeme
  760. <Tatl> Moulder has removed theirself from battle.
  761. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and LightSpirits (0).
  762. <Light> Hmph!
  763. * Moulder has quit (Quit: I quit my job and my life, assuming I have those.)
  764. <Light> Pitiful drunkard!
  765. <Red_Enrics> 1h 0m
  766. <Light> Can't even maintain your own spirits...
  767. <Dex> Oh hey, he knows you Red.
  768. <Red_Enrics> Oh hey
  769. <Red_Enrics> How about that
  770. <Light> 100h, 34m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
  771. <Kirran> Maybe we can turn him into one of those hulking golems again.
  772. * Red_Enrics shakes his head, curing himself of full drunkness, he is now concious again.
  773. * LightSpirits is down to 1 spirit left.
  774. <DM> (annnd shell switching commencing)
  775. * LightSpirits is now known as X_X
  776. <DM> [???]: Perhaps I shall help after all.
  777. * X_X is now known as Unseen
  778. <Red_Enrics> Gah
  779. <Unseen> $init j
  780. <Tatl> Unseen has entered the fray.
  781. <Darte> "... That voice."
  782. <DM> $endturn
  783. <Tatl> DM has ended LightSpirits's turn.
  784. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  785. <Red_Enrics> This wound is nothing, I can handle this just fine!
  786. <DM> *It is the same voice from before. As far as you can tell, nothing has entered the battle.*
  787. <Light> Who is it?! Who's there?!
  788. <Unseen> I shall finish its final spirit.
  789. <DM> (hang on, getting its profile up)
  790. * Darte blinks in surprise, halting his attempt to perform a Spinzaku kick.
  791. <DM> Essence of the Unseen - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-465-post-952.html#pid952
  792. <Kirran> (It sounds like a she, but it's a he?)
  793. <DM> (woops, that's a typo error on my part)
  794. <DM> (let's say it's a she, I'll fix the profile later)
  795. <Kirran> (Sheikah mysteries!)
  796. <Red_Enrics> ("it is able to communicate with anyone using telepathy.")
  797. * Kirran waves arms dramatically
  798. <Red_Enrics> (Obvious Foreshadowing is obvious.)
  799. * Unseen summons a Blood Spear.
  800. <Unseen> 43h
  801. * Unseen uses it to slice the last LightSpirit! (Roll Courage)
  802. <Unseen> $52d10
  803. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 278. Successes: 39.
  804. <Darte> "!!!"
  805. <Darte> "Behold the Red Spear."
  806. <DM> *The last light spirit falls.*
  807. <DM> *It is indeed the red spear from before.*
  808. <Light> The red spear!
  809. <Unseen> Ahh, it's a red spear.
  810. * Darte 's eyes blaze in delighted wrath.
  811. <Light> 100h, 34m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
  812. <DM> *All spirits are gone.*
  813. <Unseen> $endturn
  814. <Tatl> Unseen has ended their turn.
  815. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  816. <DM> *Sunray Beam Beta hits Darte, Kirran, Red_Enrics and Unseen! All of you take 3 burn damage*
  817. <Kirran> But then gain 2 back
  818. <Dex> Shake off your robes Fishlips.
  819. <Kirran> along with 1 magic
  820. <Dex> CUNNING PLAN!
  821. <DM> *Annnd I think Red_Enrics is dead with that.*
  822. * Darte whispers to Dex, "Help me take my clothes off."
  823. <Red_Enrics> (Oh fuck you.)
  824. <DM> .........
  825. <Kirran> 0_)
  826. <DM> did you
  827. <DM> have
  828. <DM> to word it
  829. <DM> that way
  830. * Red_Enrics abuses Fairies.
  831. * Dex helps Fishlips get nude.
  832. * Kirran is glad he's blindfolded
  833. * Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
  834. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
  835. <Darte> 23h1m | Sexually Abusive
  836. * Red_Enrics uses a fairy to break the world
  837. <Red_Enrics> 3h
  838. <DM> *Orithan, you-....
  839. <DM> .......
  840. <DM> I
  841. <DM> okay, so Darte... state your actual action
  842. <Kirran> http://lparchive.org/Dead-Rising-2/Images/21-w4rsaC1.gif
  843. * You've invited Orithan to #zuchat (obsidian.ab.ca.lunarnet.org)
  844. <Kirran> (So does healing aura hit before the fairy revives Red, or after?)
  845. * Darte prepares to perform a combined attack with Dex.
  846. <DM> (the sunray beam simultaneously hit, so +2 hearts and 3 burn damage = dead anyways)
  847. * Orithan gives channel half-operator status to Darte
  848. * Orithan gives voice to Dex Kirran Red_Enrics
  849. <DM> *Okay Darte, then $endturn
  850. * Red_Enrics uses his 2nd fairy. (Becuase fuck you, DM.)
  851. <Dex> rtv
  852. <Darte> $endturn
  853. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  854. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  855. <DM> *No, you use just one fairy Red_Enrics, lol
  856. <Dex> combo attack
  857. <Dex> stripping the robe off darte and covering the light with it
  858. * Darte strips down, shaking his robe off to fall over Dex's head and drape down to the ground around him.
  859. <Unseen> *Darte, you have armor on. You are not naked, god danigt.*
  860. <Darte> (I do have armour and smallclothes on underneath, sheesh. Perverts)
  861. * Kirran is still blindfolded, he wouldn't know...
  862. <Red_Enrics> (Zelda Universe Role Porning Game)
  863. * Dex runs it over to the Light and drapes the robes over the Light.
  864. <DM> (err, said that with r-
  865. <DM> ........
  866. <Dex> Looking good chief.
  867. <Red_Enrics> (...And with that, I'm getting kicked.)
  868. <Dex> WAIT
  869. * Orithan kicks Red_Enrics out the window
  870. <Dex> apparently i need to throw it
  871. <Dex> $25d10
  872. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 8, 4, 5, 3, 10, 9, 9, 1, 10, 10, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 9, 3, 6, 3, 9, 7 and 7. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
  873. * Orithan has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed in Shrodinger's box!)
  874. * Red_Enrics (~Sean@pool-71-96-27-120.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  875. * Light cancels Sunray Beam Beta to defend against this.
  876. <Light> $25d10
  877. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 5, 2, 5, 5, 10, 5, 5, 8, 4, 1, 7, 9, 5, 4, 10, 5, 5, 8, 9, 6, 5, 7 and 7. Total: 148. Successes: 22.
  878. <Kirran> (More like Shrodinger's boxers, amirite?)
  879. * Kirran throws a reroll at the light
  880. * Orithan has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (No)
  881. * Kirran (~DarkLink4@137.150.214.85) has joined #zurpg
  882. <Darte> 23h1m | Disrobed
  883. <Light> $25d10
  884. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 6, 3, 9, 6, 7, 6, 5, 10, 3, 8, 6, 6, 8, 9, 9, 6, 3, 8, 3, 7, 3, 8 and 6. Total: 162. Successes: 22.
  885. <DM> *The Light dodges your drape. Darte, your robes are on the ground.*
  886. <Darte> (also Kirran, that gif is simply amazing.)
  887. <Dex> $endturn
  888. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  889. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  890. <Light> What... exactly... are you doing.
  891. <Dex> FRIGGIN PUT THE FRIGGIN ROBE ON THAT FRIGGIN LIGHT FRIGGER
  892. <DM> (use Throw for picking up/throwing the robe, fyi)
  893. <Kirran> (There is no way I'd be able to do it at 17 dice.)
  894. <DM> (whelp, go figure then)
  895. <Darte> "If we cover it up with that, at least we won't have to look at it directly. Plus it might help sap away at its magic supply."
  896. <Kirran> It'd be up to Red, assuming he doesn't get aced.
  897. <Unseen> I am intrigued by your plan.
  898. * Darte snarls at Dex. "I KNEW you were too short to get it all the way there!"
  899. <Dex> At least my arms work.
  900. * Darte sweeps a half-hearted kick at Dex's direction.
  901. <Dex> And I was able to fix my own damned arbitrary handicap.
  902. <Kirran> Health or magic guys, I'm not sure which to go for
  903. <DM> *Well, it does have Barrier still. You could get rid of that.*
  904. <Unseen> Perhaps you all are worthy of the Sheikah Tribe.
  905. * Kirran heads the sudden advice that appears in his head and fires a metal tipped arrow at the essnece of light
  906. <Kirran> heeds*
  907. <Light> Who's speaking?! I am the true second trial, not whoever is speaking in the background!
  908. <Kirran> (roll courage)
  909. <Kirran> $40d10
  910. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 10, 7, 8, 7, 5, 10, 9, 2, 3, 3, 6, 7, 5, 8, 2, 8, 4, 9, 4, 8, 5, 7, 8, 9, 5, 1, 3, 6, 3, 5, 5, 8, 8, 3, 5, 2, 5 and 2. Total: 230. Successes: 30.
  911. <Light> $25d10
  912. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 9, 4, 6, 5, 6, 3, 5, 8, 10, 8, 10, 4, 1, 6, 6, 4, 3, 10, 9, 2, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
  913. <Kirran> 10 damge to the barrier
  914. <Kirran> $endturn
  915. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  916. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  917. * Darte shakes his head pensively. "Kirran. We've been had."
  918. <Kirran> Twice over, I suspect.
  919. <Kirran> But there's nothing for it now but to fight on towards the truth of the matter.
  920. * Darte nods.
  921. <Light> The truth? Who IS your enemy?
  922. <Dex> Truth is like meat. Delicious and tender and full of iron but covered by the gross vegetables of lies.
  923. <Red_Enrics> (I have to go to bed in less than 10 minutes. Wheeeeeeeeeeee.)
  924. <DM> (hmm, don't really have a way of pausing a battle...
  925. <Kirran> Absolute rule, of darkness or of light.
  926. <DM> *Kirran, your attack caused the barrier to fall, fyi
  927. <Dex> So you gotta get your fork and REALLY dig in there. Cast aside the peas of mistrust and carrots of chaos. Get right in there at the yummy tasty meat of truth.
  928. <Kirran> *fist pump*
  929. <Light> 100h, 34m | Charge Beta
  930. <Light> errr
  931. <Light> 100h, 50m | Charge Beta
  932. <Dex> I REALLY WANT A STEAK NOW
  933. * Red_Enrics throws DM at that big red Pause button
  934. * Light casts Barrier Beta (Extra), Summon Light Spirits, and finishes with Mass Laser! (Roll Wisdom everyone!)
  935. * Light actually should have High Spirits still so...
  936. * Red_Enrics doesn't roll Wisdom, because he's already gonna die
  937. * Red_Enrics dies
  938. <Light> 100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
  939. * Red_Enrics respawns due to lol fairyness
  940. <Light> $44d10
  941. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 10, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1, 10, 4, 1, 2, 10, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1, 3, 4, 6, 4, 7, 9, 2, 3, 2, 3, 7, 9, 10, 8, 5, 5, 10, 10, 4 and 9. Total: 223. Successes: 25.
  942. <Kirran> The light isn't my enemy any more the darkness is. Both have their stengths and weaknesses. It's in the balance of the two that shadow is created, and that's where we Sheikah hold sway.
  943. <Darte> $30d10
  944. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 2, 8, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 10, 7, 9, 4, 10, 6, 7, 6, 2, 2, 7, 2, 3, 10, 7, 2, 9, 7, 8 and 5. Total: 182. Successes: 26.
  945. <Red_Enrics> (OH SHIT, NEVERMIND.)
  946. <Red_Enrics> (I MIGHT SURVIVE
  947. <Kirran> $34d10
  948. <Dex> $25d10
  949. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 2, 1, 6, 2, 5, 2, 5, 8, 3, 4, 6, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6, 2, 8, 6, 9, 8, 8, 1, 7, 8, 10, 3, 7, 5 and 5. Total: 171. Successes: 21.
  950. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 6, 8, 9, 9, 1, 9, 6, 1, 7, 5, 10, 2, 8, 10, 4, 5, 8, 4, 4, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 135. Successes: 17.
  951. <Red_Enrics> $25d10
  952. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 6, 9, 3, 2, 9, 2, 1, 4, 8, 10, 10, 9, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 129. Successes: 14.
  953. <DM> *Red, you die
  954. <Red_Enrics> nope
  955. * Red_Enrics does what he just did
  956. <DM> *Darte, you dodge it
  957. * Red_Enrics Fairy abuses
  958. <Red_Enrics> 3h
  959. <DM> *Kirran, 25 + 5 - 3 = 27 - 21 = 6/2 = 3 damage (ignores damage reduction) + (burn damage equal to your damage reduction)
  960. <DM> *Dex, 25 + 5 = 30 - 17 = 13/2 = 6.5 rounded = 7 damage (ignores damage reduction) + (burn damage equal to your damage reduction)
  961. <Kirran> 17h
  962. <Red_Enrics> 3h
  963. <DM> annnd the -10 for hitting Unseen
  964. <DM> $10d10
  965. <Dex> 4h
  966. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 4, 4, 2, 10, 3, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
  967. <Unseen> $20d10
  968. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 7, 9, 9, 2, 5, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 125. Successes: 17.
  969. <Darte> (Congrats Kirran, you scared my brother half to death w/ that Dead Rising 2 gif)
  970. * Unseen is hit by 1 damage.
  971. <Kirran> (Ahaha)
  972. <Unseen> 42h
  973. <Red_Enrics> (Come ooooooon, my turn.)
  974. <DM> *You see the outline of the Unseen appear.*
  975. <Light> $endturn
  976. <Tatl> Light has ended their turn.
  977. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  978. * Red_Enrics yawns
  979. <DM> *There are three Light Spirits covering the Light, by the way.*
  980. * Red_Enrics picks up DM and throws him at that big red Pause button. (I have 1 minutes till I have to sleep.)
  981. <DM> (so, are you guys fine with pausing mid battle?
  982. <DM> (we can rig the battle for next session using $init j spam
  983. <Kirran> (It's not ending anytime soon, barring a miracle)
  984. <Red_Enrics> (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
  985. <DM> (alright... pausing mid battle then
  986. <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
  987. <Kirran> Layers of intrigue, naked fishmen, diabolical bosses? Just another night of classic Zelda RPGing.
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