The Sheikah Trials, Part 2

<Dex>	MY LIFE FOR AUIR
*	DM high-fives Dex.
<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<Dex>	EN TARO A'DUN
<Dex>	WARP SUCCESSFUL
<Red_Enrics>	(I think this matches the atmosphere of the channel fairly well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4AO0YZtiE0 )
<Darte>	Perfect Red
<DM>	*Recap! Last time, you were all eaten by a black (and racist) Gossip Stone and taken to... you have no idea where, actually. Impa told you that your Sheikah Trials were to begin. Though this was for Kirran, the lot of you joined in as well.*
<DM>	*Your first trial was against a being of pure darkness. After various shenanigans (cough DEX), you eventually defeated it.*
<DM>	*Fyi, Red is still sober and movement impaired, and Darte still can't feel his arms.*
<DM>	*Meanwhile, Dex and Kirran get to enjoy their signature moves.*
<DM>	*However, when the being of darkness was defeated and appeared with a more definitive form, it was stabbed. Another voice appeared, and it asked if you wanted to try its trial.*
<Kirran>	Darte got really angry, Dex broke reality, Red set a record for his longest sobreity, and Kirran got philospohical.
<Dex>	WE CANNOT HOLD
<Dex>	HONOR GUIDE ME
<Dex>	MY MEDITATION IS OVER
<DM>	*DEX STOP BEING A ZEALOT
<Dex>	IT IS SAID THAT IGNORANCE IS BLISS
<Dex>	TELL ME IS THIS TRUE?
<Dex>	WE STAND AS ONE
*	DM dies.
<Kirran>	And we ended on the Mortal Kombat movie cliffhanger.
<Dex>	COMBAT IS THE ANVIL OF WAR
<DM>	*THE QUEST NOW CONTINUES*
<Kirran>	$1d2
<DM>	*The room is partially illuminated, and it continues to slowly light up. A voice speaks to you...*
<DM>	[???]: I see you've completed the fake trial. Shall we try out mine?
<Dex>	VICTORY IS THE ONLY TRUTH THAT MATTERS
<DM>	[????]: Then, to succeed here... we will need to defeat the Essences of Light and Shadow... together.
<DM>	*???
<DM>	.......
<Kirran>	We? You count yourself among us?
<DM>	[???]: I am Sheikah, just like you, Kirran. Why shouldn't I be among you?
*	Darte grimaces tersely.  "Fake.  Heh.  That explains a lot.  Looks like you're not the only defiler here, Kirran."
<DM>	o_O
<Dex>	Which one is the real hedgehog?
*	Red_Enrics simply observes what's going on
<Kirran>	Darte, you've got a lot of anger towards my tribe. Why?
*	Darte blinks at Kirran.
<Darte>	"Your tribe? No.  YOU."
<Kirran>	I helped clear out your temple, I see no reason to chastise me over it.
<DM>	[???]: Oh? Anger over your own party?
<Kirran>	Some of us are more lost than others here.
<DM>	[???]: Then perhaps I shall not join you, as you destroy yourselves against the next fake trial that "they" have in store for you...
<Dex>	I'm not lost at all.
*	Darte scowls at Kirran.  "You really think we trust that's all you did? You REALLY think you could waltz into a SACRED PLACE and leave it untainted?"
*	DM sits back and eats the popcorn to watch this interesting development unfold.
<DM>	PRO MOVE
<Kirran>	Hey, I was invited. And by Zoras, I might add, to clear out some pretty terrible people. You want to takl about corruption, it was there before I arrived.
*	Darte looks vaguely taken aback before the scowl returns to his face.
<Darte>	"No-one informed me of this.  You lie."
<Kirran>	As bad as Rokan...
<Dex>	Yeah that's he's lying.
<Dex>	That's sarcasm by the way.
<Kirran>	I'd tell you to ask them, but until we pass or fail these trials, there's nothing for it but trust, which you appear to be in short supply of.
*	Darte 's eyes glint.  "Oh, I'm willing to help out of this mess.  Especially while these --"
*	Darte stops talking to flail his arms uselessly.
*	Darte "-- don't cooperate."
<Kirran>	If you seek to regain what is lost to you, then you're going to have to find your whole self again. Simple as that.
<DM>	*The room has become fully illuminated. It's like looking at a canvas of pure white. It's a little hard on the eyes, but it's not harmful.*
*	Darte sniffs.  "Just know I will brook NO nonsense from you.  While this isn't a holy place, I've got you marked as a defiler."
<Dex>	What am I marked as?
<Dex>	A straight A's student I hope.
<DM>	[???]: Ah, the next trial begins. I shall help you now, but until you stop destroying yourselves, I shall not help you again.
*	Darte ignores Dex, allowing his arm to lightly backhand Dex across his face.
<Kirran>	Holy is a frame of refrence. How can you be sure that the ground you walk on isn't sacred to my tribe? These are our trials, after all.
*	Dex dodges the terrible use of pronouns.
<DM>	*Darte, roll Courage -8 vs. Dex's Courage.*
<Darte>	$40d10
<Kirran>	(if only there were someone to roll the dice for us.)
*	Tatl (~Tatl@60A1B3C.CD988B20.2A450A40.IP) has joined #zurpg
<Darte>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 7, 6, 2, 2, 8, 1, 1, 1, 8, 8, 6, 2, 4, 1, 10, 4, 2, 1, 9, 6, 8, 2, 10, 5, 8, 7, 10, 5, 5, 6, 5, 8, 6, 3, 4, 10, 8 and 2. Total: 212. Successes: 28.
<Dex>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 3, 10, 4, 3, 7, 6, 9, 9, 6, 1, 5, 9, 8, 2, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 10, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1 and 8. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
<Kirran>	(wow)
<Dex>	terrible rolls god damn it
<DM>	*Darte, your "light backhand" turns from "light" to a flailing fwhach to Dex's face, dealing 28 - 19 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage
*	Darte blinks, pondering slowly.
<Darte>	"Consider yourself under continued observation, then."
<Dex>	21h
*	Darte wiggles one arm in vain before attempting to push his glasses up with his shoulder.
<DM>	*A blanket of green energy passes through the field. Everyone recovers 10 Magic.*
<DM>	[???]: There. Good luck against the next fake trial.
<Dex>	WHAT ABOUT HEALTH
<DM>	(anyone got Heal Beam?)
<Kirran>	(I have rejuvination aura.)
<DM>	*A being of pure light appears. Simply looking at it causes damage to you.*
*	X_X is now known as Light
<Light>	...........
*	Light DOES NOT HAVE A DEATH NOTE.
<DM>	(I'M JUST CLARIFYING THIS IS NOT LIGHT YAGAMI)
<DM>	(okay, continuin')
<Dex>	Is it heavy yagami?
<Kirran>	Well, I'm guessing we don't have the luxury of the same strategy here.
<Kirran>	Also, ow.
<DM>	*Light's voice appears to be pretty deep. It's like God is speaking to you or something.*
<Light>	I am the second trial for the Sheikah Trials.
<Light>	Did you defeat the first trial?
<Kirran>	We did.
<Light>	Then where his form?
<Kirran>	Dissapated by an entity that would not reveal himself.
<DM>	*is his form
<Kirran>	I assumed it was part of the trial.
<Dex>	I have some of him in a bottle.
<Light>	No, it was not- what
<Light>	.... show me.
<Dex>	The dark not the entity.
*	Dex holds out his bottled Darkness.
*	Kirran gestures vaguely towards the area where the projection was, and spear may or may not be.
<Light>	... it does not appear sentient. I do not know where you got this, but it is not the Essence of Darkness.
<Dex>	Well I'm keeping it anyway.
<Dex>	Get your own.
*	Light looks? Dunno, can't really tell, it's a giant ball of frigin' light.
<DM>	*There does not appear to be a red spear there.*
<Kirran>	And it sounds like the DM Dex keeps referring to every now and again.
*	DM dies.
<Dex>	That guy is an asshole.
*	DM just explodes.
<Red_Enrics>	....
<DM>	Perhaps today IS a good day to die!
*	Red_Enrics hasn't been paying attention
*	Darte begins quivering angrily again.
<Light>	First you tell me you defeated the first trial and bottled a part of him, and then you tell me someone attacked his true form?
<Dex>	quivering darte ha ha
<Dex>	Also I poked him.
<Dex>	Like BAM
<Darte>	"How would we know about this true form had we not defeated it?"
<Dex>	Well, more like POKE
<Dex>	FLASHBACK GO
<DM>	*You recall a humanoid form when it appeared in its "true form".*
<Light>	Oh? What did it look like?
<DM>	*A humanoid form of pure darkness still.*
<Darte>	"Still looked like Darkness.  But they called themselves a Sheikah."
<Darte>	"They said, and I quote, 'What you see is an illusion of my creation. It was fun playing with you all.
<Darte>	' "
<Light>	Then what did you do with him? He should still be here.
<Dex>	To quote DM - "A humanoid form of pure darkness still."
<Kirran>	A red spear disppated the illusion.
<Kirran>	It's wielder remained hidden.
*	Darte stomps in frustration.
<Light>	Prove the red spear, or I shall not hold back in this trial.
<Red_Enrics>	RED'S THE TRIGGER!
*	Moulder throws Red_Enrics at light.
<Dex>	Light dude. Don't worry we didn't do anything. I mean look at us. Fishlips isn't even a threat, he's ARMLESS!
<Darte>	"It's just repeating itself.  Just wait'll I..."
<DM>	*Moulder, do you look at the light when you throw Red?
*	Red_Enrics starts whaling on the light.
<Red_Enrics>	(Roll Courage)
<Dex>	But you really gotta HAND it to him. I give him two THUMBS up.
<DM>	*Moulder and Red_Enrics, both of you take 3 burn damage (neutral) for looking at the Essence of Light.*
<Kirran>	I cannot provide evidence of the existence of an illusion, much less a weapon that can erase one so violently.
<DM>	(seriously, whaling?
<Red_Enrics>	(Stabby stab)
<Dex>	QUICK FISHLIPS LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS!
<Red_Enrics>	$47d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 3, 5, 2, 1, 1, 10, 8, 4, 10, 1, 10, 7, 5, 9, 9, 6, 2, 6, 2, 9, 5, 5, 7, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 9, 4, 10, 2, 10, 2, 6, 1, 6, 10, 8, 3, 6, 9, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 267. Successes: 37.
<Dex>	He might believe us if we all DISARM!
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 7, 2, 10, 2, 1, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 6, 1, 2, 9, 7, 1, 1, 9, 3 and 9. Total: 111. Successes: 12.
<DM>	(damage calc)
<Red_Enrics>	37 - 12 = 25
<Darte>	Shut your sonorous slapsack, scathescales.
<DM>	25 + 8 = 33 damage
<Dex>	Awww what's the matter. You used to be so HANDY!
<Dex>	Do you need a little more ELBOW room?
<Red_Enrics>	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
<DM>	*Your attack slices the Light.*
<Light>	Ugh!
*	Light seems to dim for a moment before returning to full brightness.
<Light>	Strong... you are....
*	Kirran ponders the words of the voice form the shadows.
<Kirran>	from*
<Light>	But should you continue this deception, you shall now falter.
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Dex>	wait
*	Red_Enrics points his sword up
<Dex>	WAIT
<Red_Enrics>	BA-BOOM
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Dex>	Darte shouldn't be able to roll.
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh hey, average roll)
<Dex>	He's not as MANUSing!
<Kirran>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Dex>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
<Darte>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
<Light>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Light: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<DM>	(good lord)
<Kirran>	(It's the opposite of the Darkness battle, everyone rolled high)
<Dex>	Darte doesn't find this very HUMERUS!
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
<DM>	(good god)
<DM>	have fun - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-465-post-952.html#pid952
<DM>	*typo fixed*
<Dex>	gunna cast infect on my eyegouger
<Dex>	BAM
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
<Kirran>	Any bright ideas, Darte?
*	Darte scowls at Kirran.
<Darte>	"Not the time for jokes."
*	Kirran only just now realizes that he made a pun.
<DM>	How enlightening.
<Kirran>	I meant, what are your thoughts on approaching this fight?
<Red_Enrics>	(Remember, this battle was trigger by the light saying Red's trigger word.)
<DM>	hang on, lemme fix a wording
<Dex>	I'm just going out on a LIMB here. But should we give you a HAND?
<DM>	"If you look away from the Essence of Light when you attack it with an attack that targets, you lose 8 dice when attacking." <-- fixed
<Red_Enrics>	(I go last...because I uberstruck the Light.)
<DM>	(lol)
<Red_Enrics>	(Fitting Boss Music because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJ07onCqAs&feature=player_embedded )
*	Light can see you, Dex. Can you see the Light?
<Darte>	"Hold on, anyone able to suck the magic away? If it's an illusion like the last, we may be able to simply dissipate it."
<Dex>	BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
<Kirran>	I can, but I'll need help.
<Dex>	REVVED UP LIKE DEUCE
<Dex>	ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
<Darte>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvohXgIKTgU
*	Darte nods at Kirran tersely.  "Fine.  I'll see what I can do."
<Kirran>	Now who's making jokes?
*	Kirran smiles.
*	Darte 's mouth twitches, the edge of a smirk flickering across his face.
*	Darte casts a Magic Shell over Kirran.
<Darte>	Magic Shell Buff:
<Darte>	Spell damage taken is reduced by 1
<Darte>	When you are affected by an Affliction that deals damage over time, the Affliction is negated, cancelling Magic Shell.
<Dex>	Do you want me to cut you?
<Dex>	BLEED ME ROCKY
<Darte>	25h13m
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Dex (11), Darte (11) and Kirran (10).
*	Kirran ties a blindfold around his eyes and takes a wide swing in the Light's direction with Rokan's lance.
<Kirran>	(Roll courage)
<DM>	(what are you making the blindfold from?
<Kirran>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 3, 4, 8, 10, 2, 2, 6, 8, 4, 5, 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 9, 7, 8, 4, 6, 8, 1, 8, 3, 6, 8 and 9. Total: 160. Successes: 18.
<Kirran>	(My face mask)
<DM>	(okay)
<Kirran>	(I'm subtracting 8 from the roll I'm about to make)
<Kirran>	$36d10
<DM>	*Your blindfold prevents the burn damage, and with how bright the Light is, you are still able to see out of the blindfold. It's serving as sunglasses.*
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 10, 2, 8, 5, 3, 8, 6, 4, 10, 10, 3, 6, 9, 5, 1, 1, 10, 6, 10, 2, 8, 8, 9, 5, 2, 9, 8, 8, 3, 5, 1, 6, 9 and 10. Total: 222. Successes: 32.
<DM>	*You only lose 4 dice instead of 8, so... add 8 to that.*
<DM>	err
<DM>	*add 4 to that
<Kirran>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6 and 4. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
<Kirran>	(AHAHAHA)
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 2, 5, 4, 2, 5, 6, 3, 1, 1, 1, 10, 7, 2, 4, 9, 2, 9, 10, 3, 7, 9 and 6. Total: 127. Successes: 16.
<DM>	(awaitin' attacker's damage calc)
<Kirran>	21 damage to magic
*	Dark_Flame_Master is now known as Serikka_Tonatsu
<DM>	err, can you list Rokan's Lance's effect?
<DM>	need to double check something
<Kirran>	When attacking, roll your base Wisdom stat. Add half of the successes as dice to your attack roll.
<Kirran>	Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice / Deals no damage
<Kirran>	If the attack is successful, target loses Magic equal to the difference in successes.
<Kirran>	If the attack drops target's Current Magic to 0, target receives a quick burst of Magic and loses Hearts equal to its Maximum Magic.
<Kirran>	If this lance kills a target, roll $1d#, where # equals the difference in successes of the attack that killed the target.
<Kirran>	Target's soul is ripped from the body and explodes in a rain of Magic blood, restoring everyone's Magic by the result of $1d#.
*	Light loses 21 magic from the attack.
<Light>	117h, 29m
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
*	Light recovers all of its magic.
<Light>	117h, 50m
<Kirran>	Wat
*	Darte facepalms
<Darte>	You didn't read the fine print.
<Light>	Hmph! You are fools to think you can drain my powers!
<Red_Enrics>	(Fuck, that's a ton of HP.)
<Dex>	Woo I got this.
<Dex>	EYEGOUGE!
<Red_Enrics>	(Looks like my Glass powers will come in handy.)
<Red_Enrics>	(Light has eyes?)
<Kirran>	(I kind of figured the end of bonus turns didn't count as a round rollover.)
<Dex>	shit cocks
<Dex>	its alphabetical
<Darte>	( :( )
<DM>	(it does)
<Kirran>	(The more you know...)
*	Darte taunts the Light!
<Darte>	"Oi! You think ye can just be a big ol' ball of flaming light? I've seen brighter lights than you in a Poe's lantern!"
<Darte>	(Wisdom)
<DM>	*Darte, you take 3 burn damage (neutral).*
<Kirran>	(Red, this might be a good time for your scythe to make a reappearance.)
<Darte>	(10m at the moment due to Spirit Robe)
<Red_Enrics>	(I've been having the scythe equiped since like.)
<Red_Enrics>	(Forever)
<Darte>	22h10m
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 6, 7, 6, 10, 3, 2, 1, 10, 7, 4, 7, 4, 9, 2, 9, 4, 1, 4, 6, 1, 2, 5, 5, 10, 8, 8, 6, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
<Light>	$35d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 7, 8, 4, 4, 6, 1, 4, 5, 3, 2, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 5, 5, 1, 10, 5, 4, 1, 5, 8, 7, 3, 6, 8, 10, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
<Red_Enrics>	(I need a new weapon. :V)
<DM>	*You successfully taunt the Light!*
<Kirran>	(In this particular instance, it's going tobe very handy with my lance.)
<Darte>	*24h10m
<Darte>	The Spirit Robe absorbed some of the heat, receiving only a slight singe.
<Light>	Grr, you shall pay for that! I shall burn so brightly that you turn to darkness before me!
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9) and Red_Enrics (5).
<Moulder>	$init j
<Tatl>	Moulder has entered the fray.
<DM>	*The **** did the Light just say.*
<Dex>	Alright me.
*	Dex breathes in and out rapidly.
<Dex>	Gotta get pumped up for this.
<Kirran>	(It's gone to PLAID!)
*	Dex shakes his hands.
<Dex>	Work out the tension. Work it out. Let's do this Dexy old boy. We got this.
<Dex>	eyegouge roll courage
<Dex>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 8, 5, 7, 6, 6, 7, 8, 7, 5, 9, 5, 4, 2, 8, 3, 6, 6, 8, 10, 7, 7, 9, 7, 5, 2, 5, 9, 6, 2, 3, 6, 9, 4 and 2. Total: 218. Successes: 29.
<Darte>	"Don't get distracted! Strip the illusion's magic, like we planned."
<DM>	*Dex, you take 3 burn damage*
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 6, 3, 5, 5, 2, 7, 4, 3, 6, 7, 3, 3, 5, 4, 5, 5, 7, 4, 6, 6, 5, 1 and 8. Total: 121. Successes: 15.
<DM>	(attacker's damage calc)
<Dex>	damage is decreased by 5
<DM>	29 - 15 = 14 - 5 + 8 = 17 damage
<DM>	*Your attack finds that the Light has no eyes to gouge, so your attack does a flat 17 damage and no effect.*
<Light>	I am the epitome of blindness! I am not blind; all are blind to me!
<Light>	100h, 50m
<DM>	*However, Dex...
<DM>	*You manage to add two "chunks of light" to your War Necklace. What.*
<Kirran>	0_0
<Dex>	WOO!
<Light>	what
<Dex>	Bottled Darkness and Chuncks of Light!
<Light>	... what you were saying about bottling the Darkness...
<Light>	... was it really true?
<Dex>	Yeah.
<DM>	(how is this working)
<Dex>	Yeah it was.
<Kirran>	More than you'd like to think.
<Dex>	And now I got pieces of you.
<Dex>	So thats going right on the old War Necklace.
<Light>	Then... I shall change my task from destroying you to testing you!
<Dex>	Just gimme a sec.
*	Dex fixes the pieces onto his necklace.
<Red_Enrics>	(Skip my turns when they come, my dad wants to have a long conversation with me.)
<Dex>	WOO
<Kirran>	So this was not the trial?
<DM>	(kay)
<DM>	(same with Moulder?)
<Light>	All that happens here is your trial.
<Dex>	18h 12m
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Moulder (0).
<Kirran>	Would you risk your whole existence on the basis that we're lying to you?
<Dex>	I could empty another bottle you know.
<Light>	I exist to test you. If you are to lie to me, then my purpose is to destroy you.
<Light>	However... you have not yet proved the red spear...
<Kirran>	Is the lack of the darkness's presence not enough? You expressed surprise at his not being here.
<Darte>	"And if not? Would you not be destroying the very goal you exist for?"
<Darte>	"A lack of evidence does not imply falsity.  Indeed, there is more evidence for our success than for our failure.
<Red_Enrics>	(Back)
<Red_Enrics>	(Nevermind)
<Light>	Perhaps... if you could bottle darkness, then it is possible you stole his entire being and are unwilling to show it!
<Kirran>	That is ridiculous.
<Kirran>	How could we steal what threatened to envelop everything if it escaped?
<Light>	That is true... perhaps... there is merit in you yet.
<Darte>	"Something's very wrong here."
<Darte>	"If it was really part of the trial, it would know that the darkness is an illusion.  Its entire being couldn't exist in the bottle."
<Darte>	"Something is VERY wrong.  Kirran, you say this is a holy ground for your people?"
<Kirran>	I'm saying that nothing is as it seems here.
<Red_Enrics>	And guys
<Red_Enrics>	That's why Red is currently my trigger word
<Dex>	GUYS
<Dex>	LOWER ITS WISDOM STAT
<Dex>	I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN
<Dex>	ITS CUNNING
<Dex>	AND A PLAN
<Red_Enrics>	I have a better plan
<Red_Enrics>	killit
<Red_Enrics>	Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Kirran>	I ask again, possessor of light? Would you risk your existence against us, given the possibility of truth?
*	Red_Enrics is starting to get drunk from being to sober. (ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, DM.)
<Light>	What truth?
<Kirran>	That there is an interference in these trials. I cannot judge the surety of her claims, but she is here nevertheless.
<Kirran>	She claims you false, and you claim ignorance of her presence.
<Dex>	How about we gimp its Wisdom stat, I bottle it up and we go home.
<Light>	She? There are only two female Sheikah among the Sheikah - Impa and Sheik. Are you calling one of them betrayers?
<DM>	(yes, we're going with Sheik is a female, not dealin' with the ambiguity of it)
<Kirran>	I could not say. The voice was feminine, to the best of my knowledge.
<Dex>	It made him feel funny in his pants. That's how he knows.
<Light>	SINNERS!
<Red_Enrics>	Your lightness
<Red_Enrics>	I'm the only sinner here.
<Red_Enrics>	[/SoberDrunk]
*	DM just implodes.
*	Serikka_Tonatsu fixes DM's brain from behind the scenes
*	DM re-unimplodes. What.
*	DM pokes Kirran for turn.
<Kirran>	I've done all I can, essence of light. If you cannot trust us, and you would continue this fight, then we'll fight.
<Light>	Then it shall be a glorious battle!
*	Kirran takes another swing with Rokan's lance. (Roll courage)
<DM>	*Is this guy a Klingon?*
<Kirran>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 7, 10, 5, 2, 1, 4, 7, 10, 8, 1, 9, 8, 7, 3, 4, 4, 10, 10, 7, 6, 2, 1, 3, 4, 3, 10, 1 and 9. Total: 166. Successes: 21.
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 5, 3, 10, 9, 6, 2, 6, 6, 4, 7, 5, 5, 10, 3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 2, 6, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 146. Successes: 21.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<DM>	oh right
<Kirran>	$41d10
<DM>	right
<DM>	right
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 6, 1, 9, 7, 4, 7, 8, 5, 10, 1, 10, 5, 6, 1, 5, 4, 7, 9, 7, 1, 2, 7, 9, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 9, 9, 3, 5 and 2. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
<DM>	nvm
*	Kirran throws a reroll at himself.
<DM>	I keep forgetting that thing has a first roll
<Kirran>	or rather at the light
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 4, 4, 3, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 9, 4, 8, 4, 2, 9, 8, 8, 1, 6, 4, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 132. Successes: 14.
<Kirran>	13 magic damage
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Moulder (0).
*	Light loses 13 damage.
<Light>	100h, 37m
<Light>	A trivial attempt. I shall show you death in its purest form.
<Kirran>	Red, nullify this light
*	Light is still taunted at Darte.
<DM>	*loses 13 magic
*	Light summons Spirits of Light!
*	X__X is now known as LightSpirits
<LightSpirits>	$init j
<Tatl>	LightSpirits has entered the fray.
*	Red_Enrics starts spinning his Scythe about as his Sober/Drunk theme plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnh8dALotc
<DM>	*Three spirits of light are summoned. They appear to be covering the Light.*
<Kirran>	Sonofa...
<Light>	100h, 25m
*	Light casts Charge Beta on itself as an Extra Support Spell.
<Light>	100h, 19m | Charge Beta
<Light>	Disappear!
*	Light gains +3 damage on all attacks from Charge Beta.
*	Light uses Mass Laser. An array of lasers hit all enemies! (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(Double Cast allows him to do that)
<Light>	$41d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 8, 6, 2, 9, 9, 5, 10, 2, 1, 8, 5, 9, 5, 3, 8, 1, 8, 2, 5, 9, 3, 10, 6, 2, 1, 8, 7, 10, 1, 4, 1, 5, 4, 4, 10, 2, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 224. Successes: 29.
<Light>	100h, 10m | Charge Beta
<Kirran>	(Wait, he took three moves though, didn't he?)
<Red_Enrics>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 8, 7, 2, 1, 2, 5, 1, 7, 6, 4, 2, 10, 6, 1, 8, 6, 4, 4, 6, 6, 10, 4 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
<Light>	(read Double Cast)
<Dex>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 4, 1, 10, 5, 10, 7, 6, 1, 7, 4, 3, 6, 9, 9, 1, 5, 4, 2, 1, 9, 4, 8 and 3. Total: 135. Successes: 17.
<Kirran>	$32d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 1, 9, 1, 4, 6, 5, 10, 1, 6, 4, 8, 3, 8, 3, 9, 10, 1, 7, 1, 1, 4, 2, 4, 5, 6, 5, 4, 6 and 4. Total: 149. Successes: 17.
*	Red_Enrics takes 14 damage.
<DM>	(hang on)
*	Darte casts Current in a desparate attempt to deflect the laser!
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 5, 6, 10, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 7, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 4, 5, 7, 5, 5, 3, 1, 3, 10, 6, 6, 1, 6, 8, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 172. Successes: 23.
<Darte>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Light>	$35d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 4, 2, 5, 1, 9, 10, 3, 10, 7, 8, 9, 6, 2, 6, 3, 7, 5, 2, 6, 6, 5, 3, 9, 8, 2, 10, 1, 3, 9, 2, 6, 4 and 1. Total: 182. Successes: 22.
<Kirran>	(nice)
<DM>	*You manage to lower the attack's successes by 5!*
*	Sephiroth has quit (Connection reset by peer)
*	Darte defends against the move.
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 8, 9, 10, 9, 8, 5, 2, 5, 2, 8, 1, 3, 9, 5, 8, 1, 10, 4, 1, 10, 6, 10, 6, 6, 8, 6, 4, 2, 4 and 10. Total: 196. Successes: 27.
<DM>	*Everyone, list off your Shadow and Light affinity levels.*
<DM>	(brb real fast)
<Kirran>	3 light, 2 shadow
<Darte>	1 Light
<Dex>	shadow 5
<Dex>	im dead
<Dex>	im so dead
<DM>	(Red_Enrics, what's your Shadow/Light affinity levels?
<Red_Enrics>	(Shadow 2)
<DM>	Red_Enrics, 24 + 5 = 29 - 15 = 14/2 = 7 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
<DM>	Dex, 24 + 5 = 29 - 17 = 12/2 = 6 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
<Red_Enrics>	(But wouldn't the burn demage be reduced since I'm also fire affinity?)
<DM>	(no)
<Darte>	(neutral burn)
<Darte>	(not fire burn)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	(Ice burn?)
<DM>	Kirran, 24 + 5 - 3 = 26 - 17 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage (ignores damage reduction) + you take burn damage (neutral) equal to your damage reduction
<Dex>	ice ice baby
<Dex>	STOP
<Dex>	collaberate and listen
<Dex>	dex is back on a whole new mission
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh
<DM>	*Darte, you manage to dodge the move. Pro taunt, bro.*
<Dex>	point to the point to the point to the point yall
<Red_Enrics>	(So like)
<Red_Enrics>	(9 Damage)
<DM>	(indeed)
<Red_Enrics>	(ER)
<Red_Enrics>	(10 damage)
<Kirran>	15h, 15m
<Dex>	COMBINE your magic draining attack
<DM>	oh right..
<Red_Enrics>	24h
<Dex>	USE IT
<Dex>	to knock the light back
<Dex>	to the dark age
<Dex>	start a new page
<DM>	+3 damage to everyone that was hit from Charge Beta...... this is reduced by armor by the way
<Kirran>	Except it's got spirits covering it. I was hoping Red could get a hit in, but now..
<Light>	100h, 10m | Charge Beta
<Light>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Light has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
*	Moulder risks taking 3 damage and slam jams the Light. (Courage)
<Moulder>	$46d10
<Tatl>	Moulder: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 1, 2, 6, 4, 1, 8, 9, 9, 2, 5, 10, 4, 5, 1, 10, 10, 1, 3, 7, 6, 6, 7, 9, 10, 3, 5, 2, 4, 8, 9, 9, 7, 2, 10, 2, 9, 4, 5, 5, 3, 5, 10, 7 and 9. Total: 265. Successes: 36.
<Moulder>	(ER)
<DM>	*5 burn damage at this point, fyi
<Moulder>	(Just pretend that was Red, guys.)
<Red_Enrics>	(My bad)
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 8, 3, 10, 10, 2, 7, 7, 1, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 9, 6 and 1. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
<DM>	oh right
<DM>	*One of the Light Spirits automatically covers and blocks the attack. Because it's covering, though, you do not take 5 burn damage Red_Enrics.*
*	LightSpirits loses one of the light spirits.
*	LightSpirits is at 2 spirits left.
<Red_Enrics>	MORTAL DAMAGE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
*	Red_Enrics marches backwards
<Red_Enrics>	(Wait, Is Dex still blind? etc?)
<Red_Enrics>	24h
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Dex>	nope
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<Dex>	i fixed it myself
*	Moulder waits
<Moulder>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Moulder has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<DM>	(so how does Moulder die again?
<Moulder>	(Red's Magic is his HP.)
<Moulder>	(His attacks take away Magic too.)
*	LightSpirits whirl around the Essence of Light, giving him the High Spirits Buff.
<LightSpirits>	$endturn
<Tatl>	LightSpirits has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
*	Light recovers all of its magic.
<Light>	100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
*	Darte Waves at Kirran frantically.
<Kirran>	The party regains 2 health and 1 magic
<Darte>	"There's something going on with this.  Let's just say I've got an inkling that this isn't how the trials are supposed to work.  We need to dispel this NOW."
<Darte>	"I'll assist you as best I can.
<Kirran>	Either the woman from before was lying, or this thing is.
*	Darte begins preparing a spell in preparation for a combination attack with Kirran.
<Kirran>	Either way, the addition of these damn spirits is a hamper to my original plan of attack.
<Darte>	25h8m
<Darte>	25h5m because of the robe.
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<Dex>	CAMOUFLAGE
<Dex>	POOF
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
*	Kirran tactically weighs his options.
<DM>	*Do you have a scale for that?
*	DM runs.
<Light>	Do you all contemplate your deaths?
<Kirran>	I'm deciding how best to skewer you on this lance, actually.
<Light>	What is that lance?
<Kirran>	The remaining heirloom of Rokan of the royal family. His spirit was murdered by an evil force in the old Shadow Temple.
<DM>	Who?
<DM>	wait
<Light>	Who?
<Kirran>	You don't of him?
<DM>	I engrish time all.
<Light>	I am not familiar with this "Rokan".
<Kirran>	Darte, I'm beginning to share your suspicions. Any full member of the Sheikah would know the royal family's lineage.
*	Red_Enrics enter full sober drunk mode, curing him from his nut cracker soldier movement state.
*	Darte nods.
<DM>	*Red_Enrics, due to your telepathic justification of your drunkness being reversed, being sober over time causes you to get drunk.*
<Red_Enrics>	I AM
<Red_Enrics>	THE LIGHT SLAYER
<Light>	I do not know of anyone from the Royal Family named Rokan. Was he slain during Ganondorf's attack?
<Darte>	"A defiler of a different kind, then."
*	Red_Enrics spins his items about as the ultimate sober drunk theme plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJ07onCqAs&feature=player_embedded
<Kirran>	Far before. And I believe you should know that.
<Light>	Please, enlighten me.
<Red_Enrics>	(Darte saw the sober drunk theme, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOBER DRUNK THEME.)
<Darte>	(reserve it for your turn)
<Dex>	ENLIGHTEN
<Dex>	HA
<Dex>	HA HA
<Darte>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALhAXtFR1LM
<Red_Enrics>	More like
<Red_Enrics>	EN
<Red_Enrics>	DARKEN
<Light>	Tell me of this "Rokan", and how he relates to the Sheikah!
<Kirran>	I will not. If you are as our previous opponent, it's knowledge you should already possess. You're not so different from him though.
<Kirran>	Blinded by a zealous light that could not concede shades of meaning.
<Dex>	BLINDED BY THE LIIIIGHT
<Light>	You're just trying to conceal your own lies!
<Dex>	REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
<Kirran>	Lies cannot hide in true light.
<Darte>	"I think we're in agreement, Kirran."
<Darte>	"Allies against a common foe?"
<Dex>	Would singing help?
<Light>	And just who is your common foe?
<Kirran>	We are. But I'm still not sure how to take this thing down.
<Dex>	I've been working on a song since we lack a true bard.
<Kirran>	The falseness you're hiding behind the light.
<DM>	oh no Dex
<DM>	oh god no
<Kirran>	I don't need the Eye of Truth to see you cringing behind your brightness.
<Dex>	Yo, Darte, let's kick it.
*	Darte attempts and fails to point at the Surf Harp at his hip indignantly.
<Dex>	I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU DAWG
*	Darte sighs and shakes his head in exasperation.
<Darte>	"Sing for me, bruddah."
*	Kirran will totally whistle along.
<Dex>	ZURP, ZURP baby.
<Dex>	ZURP, ZURP baby.
*	DM throws himself out of the window. Now. Immediately.
<Dex>	Alright halt and listen up the to best,
<Dex>	Dex is back with a brand new quest.
<Dex>	Grabs his Eyegouger, holds it tightly,
<Dex>	And Darte flows like the Zora's River daily and nightly.
<Dex>	Will Red stop drinking? Yo! We don't know. Turn of the lights and watch his nose glow!
<Dex>	To the extreme Kirran is lancing that vandal. Light them up with magic just like a candle.
<Dex>	THATS ALL IVE GOT SO FAR
<DM>	that's all you have permanently
<DM>	cause
<DM>	......
*	Darte stares at Dex incredulously.
<Red_Enrics>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
*	Darte attempts and fails to facepalm.
*	DM pokes Kirran for action.
<Kirran>	Well, I'm still to combo attack with Darte, and the best I can think to do is attack with the lance, if you agree Darte.
*	Darte shrugs.  "The best we can do is try."
<Kirran>	I can sweep all of them with it.
*	Darte begins casting Waterlance.
<Red_Enrics>	(I keep forgetting that I'm the only Glass Cannon here.)
*	Kirran prepares a sweeping strike with Rokan's Lance.
<Darte>	"AQUEOUS DUAL LAAAAAAAANCE"
<DM>	woops, forgot the hearts recovery from High Spirits... oh well, I'll get it next round
<Kirran>	(So how is this going down DM?)
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 10, 1, 8, 3, 8, 4, 3, 10, 4, 5, 5, 7, 2, 9, 5, 5, 9, 8, 2, 9, 3, 9, 9, 2, 10, 8, 2, 2, 6 and 6. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
<DM>	(I'm gonna kill Dex. Permanently.)
<Darte>	24 successes added to your attack.
<LightSpirits>	$35d10
<Tatl>	LightSpirits: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 3, 10, 4, 8, 1, 2, 5, 3, 3, 10, 1, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 10, 6, 3, 2, 1, 5, 9, 8, 2, 5, 2, 2, 5, 10, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 160. Successes: 20.
<Darte>	(owait nvm)
<Kirran>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4, 9, 7, 2, 1, 2, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5, 9, 2, 2, 5, 3, 9, 2, 4, 3 and 10. Total: 145. Successes: 16.
<DM>	24 - 20 = +4 to Kirran's attack
<DM>	*+4 dice
<Darte>	oops
<Kirran>	$39d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 10, 7, 6, 1, 3, 6, 8, 10, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1, 7, 3, 10, 5, 5, 2, 3, 6, 2, 8, 3, 10, 7, 10, 9, 9, 10, 7, 2, 2, 1, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 234. Successes: 33.
<Darte>	Waterlance has +8 dice hold on
<Darte>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 10, 10, 2, 4, 4 and 2. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
<DM>	add another +5 Kirran
<Kirran>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
<Darte>	25h1m
<DM>	*Your sweep attack.... does not phase the spirits. However, the Waterlance pierces through and hits one of them, taking it down.*
<Light>	Heheheheheh....
<Light>	A sweep attack... hahahahahah....
<Kirran>	(Does it also hit the light essence?)
<DM>	(nope, cover)
<Light>	Fools! So long as I am buffed with High Spirits, my spirits are immune to multi-hit attacks!
*	DM loves how the Light declares his weaknesses. Just like an anime villain.
<Kirran>	(>: l )
<Light>	wait you didn't hear that
*	Kirran makes a rather rude gesture at the Light essence.
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
*	LightSpirits loses one of the spirits.
*	LightSpirits is down to one spirit left.
<Light>	100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
*	Light casts Barrier, Beta as an Extra Support Spell on himself.
<Light>	100h, 42m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta
*	Light casts Summon Spirits! There's now 4 spirits!
<Kirran>	Well, looks like there's no hope of landing a direct hit.
*	Light then casts Sunray Beam Beta!
<DM>	*A magic circle is summoned above your whole party.*
<Light>	100h, 22m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
<Light>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Light has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<LightSpirits>	4 spirits currently
<Kirran>	We need a strategy here guys. Head on attack is getting us nowhere.
<DM>	*gonna run the LightSpirits with Shell switching, I need another shell*
<Red_Enrics>	I'M GOING TO BREAK LOGIC
*	LightSpirits is now known as X_X
<Kirran>	Unlike the darkness though, we can't exactly eliminate it from the room.
*	Darte shakes his head.  "It's something about the light.  It's like it's... absorbing magic and excreting light.
<Light>	I feel something... something has entered the room.
*	Red_Enrics picks up a LightSpirit. (Nothing says you can't do this. :3)
<Kirran>	And then something left...
<Red_Enrics>	(Roll Power)
<DM>	(oh my god)
<Kirran>	(Ahahaha)
<Red_Enrics>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 2, 5, 5, 10, 8, 3, 7, 2, 3, 7, 6, 6, 1, 10, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8 and 1. Total: 122. Successes: 17.
<DM>	*You pick up one of the Light Spirits.*
*	DM commits seppuku. Repeatedly.
*	Red_Enrics throws the LightSpirit at another Light spirit. (Power vs Courage)
<Light>	what
<Red_Enrics>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 6, 3, 2, 1, 10, 6, 4, 1, 7, 6, 2, 5, 6, 2, 5, 5, 4, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
<Red_Enrics>	(Thus, killing two, instead of one.)
<DM>	*The two light spirits collide and explode.*
<Dex>	Thats what I was going to try.
<Red_Enrics>	24h
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<Dex>	Now I need to do something else.
<Dex>	Hmm.
*	Moulder waits
<Moulder>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Moulder has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), Moulder (0) and LightSpirits (0).
<DM>	*And no, that technically doesn't count as multi-hit... because that's one target flying at another target, so... that is actually considered single-target.*
<Kirran>	(We've gone Phoenix Wright in here again>)
*	X_X is now known as LightSpirits
<Darte>	(not quite, we haven't confronted anyone on a philosophical or logical error)
<Red_Enrics>	(That was just, a beautiful strategy.)
<Red_Enrics>	(How many are left, currently?)
<DM>	*One of the spirits turns into a beam, which strikes Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(2... and after this attack, 1)
<LightSpirits>	$39d10
<Red_Enrics>	$25d10
<Tatl>	LightSpirits: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 8, 7, 7, 5, 2, 5, 10, 6, 9, 4, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 8, 9, 6, 6, 2, 9, 10, 10, 9, 4, 10, 8, 3, 8, 2, 8, 2, 3, 10 and 4. Total: 248. Successes: 33.
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 6, 6, 4, 5, 10, 3, 4, 4, 6, 4, 10, 9, 8, 1, 1, 3, 1, 5, 10, 10, 2, 2 and 3. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh fu-
<DM>	(and you have shadow, right?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Yup)
<Kirran>	(Would that be called a Deam?)
<Serikka_Tonatsu>	(Dead Cell)
<Kirran>	(DM+Beam)
<DM>	33 + 5 = 38 - 15 = 23 damage, and 12 magic siphoned from you to the Light
*	Moulder floats off and fades
<Moulder>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Moulder has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5) and LightSpirits (0).
<Light>	Hmph!
*	Moulder has quit (Quit: I quit my job and my life, assuming I have those.)
<Light>	Pitiful drunkard!
<Red_Enrics>	1h 0m
<Light>	Can't even maintain your own spirits...
<Dex>	Oh hey, he knows you Red.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh hey
<Red_Enrics>	How about that
<Light>	100h, 34m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
<Kirran>	Maybe we can turn him into one of those hulking golems again.
*	Red_Enrics shakes his head, curing himself of full drunkness, he is now concious again.
*	LightSpirits is down to 1 spirit left.
<DM>	(annnd shell switching commencing)
*	LightSpirits is now known as X_X
<DM>	[???]: Perhaps I shall help after all.
*	X_X is now known as Unseen
<Red_Enrics>	Gah
<Unseen>	$init j
<Tatl>	Unseen has entered the fray.
<Darte>	"... That voice."
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended LightSpirits's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
<Red_Enrics>	This wound is nothing, I can handle this just fine!
<DM>	*It is the same voice from before. As far as you can tell, nothing has entered the battle.*
<Light>	Who is it?! Who's there?!
<Unseen>	I shall finish its final spirit.
<DM>	(hang on, getting its profile up)
*	Darte blinks in surprise, halting his attempt to perform a Spinzaku kick.
<DM>	Essence of the Unseen - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-465-post-952.html#pid952
<Kirran>	(It sounds like a she, but it's a he?)
<DM>	(woops, that's a typo error on my part)
<DM>	(let's say it's a she, I'll fix the profile later)
<Kirran>	(Sheikah mysteries!)
<Red_Enrics>	("it is able to communicate with anyone using telepathy.")
*	Kirran waves arms dramatically
<Red_Enrics>	(Obvious Foreshadowing is obvious.)
*	Unseen summons a Blood Spear.
<Unseen>	43h
*	Unseen uses it to slice the last LightSpirit! (Roll Courage)
<Unseen>	$52d10
<Tatl>	Unseen: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 278. Successes: 39.
<Darte>	"!!!"
<Darte>	"Behold the Red Spear."
<DM>	*The last light spirit falls.*
<DM>	*It is indeed the red spear from before.*
<Light>	The red spear!
<Unseen>	Ahh, it's a red spear.
*	Darte 's eyes blaze in delighted wrath.
<Light>	100h, 34m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Barrier Beta | Channeling Sunray Beam Beta
<DM>	*All spirits are gone.*
<Unseen>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Unseen has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
<DM>	*Sunray Beam Beta hits Darte, Kirran, Red_Enrics and Unseen! All of you take 3 burn damage*
<Kirran>	But then gain 2 back
<Dex>	Shake off your robes Fishlips.
<Kirran>	along with 1 magic
<Dex>	CUNNING PLAN!
<DM>	*Annnd I think Red_Enrics is dead with that.*
*	Darte whispers to Dex, "Help me take my clothes off."
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh fuck you.)
<DM>	.........
<Kirran>	0_)
<DM>	did you
<DM>	have
<DM>	to word it
<DM>	that way
*	Red_Enrics abuses Fairies.
*	Dex helps Fishlips get nude.
*	Kirran is glad he's blindfolded
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
<Darte>	23h1m | Sexually Abusive
*	Red_Enrics uses a fairy to break the world
<Red_Enrics>	3h
<DM>	*Orithan, you-....
<DM>	.......
<DM>	I
<DM>	okay, so Darte... state your actual action
<Kirran>	http://lparchive.org/Dead-Rising-2/Images/21-w4rsaC1.gif
*	You've invited Orithan to #zuchat (obsidian.ab.ca.lunarnet.org)
<Kirran>	(So does healing aura hit before the fairy revives Red, or after?)
*	Darte prepares to perform a combined attack with Dex.
<DM>	(the sunray beam simultaneously hit, so +2 hearts and 3 burn damage = dead anyways)
*	Orithan gives channel half-operator status to Darte
*	Orithan gives voice to Dex Kirran Red_Enrics
<DM>	*Okay Darte, then $endturn
*	Red_Enrics uses his 2nd fairy. (Becuase fuck you, DM.)
<Dex>	rtv
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
<DM>	*No, you use just one fairy Red_Enrics, lol
<Dex>	combo attack
<Dex>	stripping the robe off darte and covering the light with it
*	Darte strips down, shaking his robe off to fall over Dex's head and drape down to the ground around him.
<Unseen>	*Darte, you have armor on. You are not naked, god danigt.*
<Darte>	(I do have armour and smallclothes on underneath, sheesh.  Perverts)
*	Kirran is still blindfolded, he wouldn't know...
<Red_Enrics>	(Zelda Universe Role Porning Game)
*	Dex runs it over to the Light and drapes the robes over the Light.
<DM>	(err, said that with r-
<DM>	........
<Dex>	Looking good chief.
<Red_Enrics>	(...And with that, I'm getting kicked.)
<Dex>	WAIT
*	Orithan kicks Red_Enrics out the window
<Dex>	apparently i need to throw it
<Dex>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 8, 4, 5, 3, 10, 9, 9, 1, 10, 10, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 9, 3, 6, 3, 9, 7 and 7. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
*	Orithan has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed in Shrodinger's box!)
*	Red_Enrics (~Sean@pool-71-96-27-120.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Light cancels Sunray Beam Beta to defend against this.
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 5, 2, 5, 5, 10, 5, 5, 8, 4, 1, 7, 9, 5, 4, 10, 5, 5, 8, 9, 6, 5, 7 and 7. Total: 148. Successes: 22.
<Kirran>	(More like Shrodinger's boxers, amirite?)
*	Kirran throws a reroll at the light
*	Orithan has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (No)
*	Kirran (~DarkLink4@137.150.214.85) has joined #zurpg
<Darte>	23h1m | Disrobed
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 6, 3, 9, 6, 7, 6, 5, 10, 3, 8, 6, 6, 8, 9, 9, 6, 3, 8, 3, 7, 3, 8 and 6. Total: 162. Successes: 22.
<DM>	*The Light dodges your drape. Darte, your robes are on the ground.*
<Darte>	(also Kirran, that gif is simply amazing.)
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
<Light>	What... exactly... are you doing.
<Dex>	FRIGGIN PUT THE FRIGGIN ROBE ON THAT FRIGGIN LIGHT FRIGGER
<DM>	(use Throw for picking up/throwing the robe, fyi)
<Kirran>	(There is no way I'd be able to do it at 17 dice.)
<DM>	(whelp, go figure then)
<Darte>	"If we cover it up with that, at least we won't have to look at it directly.  Plus it might help sap away at its magic supply."
<Kirran>	It'd be up to Red, assuming he doesn't get aced.
<Unseen>	I am intrigued by your plan.
*	Darte snarls at Dex.  "I KNEW you were too short to get it all the way there!"
<Dex>	At least my arms work.
*	Darte sweeps a half-hearted kick at Dex's direction.
<Dex>	And I was able to fix my own damned arbitrary handicap.
<Kirran>	Health or magic guys, I'm not sure which to go for
<DM>	*Well, it does have Barrier still. You could get rid of that.*
<Unseen>	Perhaps you all are worthy of the Sheikah Tribe.
*	Kirran heads the sudden advice that appears in his head and fires a metal tipped arrow at the essnece of light
<Kirran>	heeds*
<Light>	Who's speaking?! I am the true second trial, not whoever is speaking in the background!
<Kirran>	(roll courage)
<Kirran>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 10, 7, 8, 7, 5, 10, 9, 2, 3, 3, 6, 7, 5, 8, 2, 8, 4, 9, 4, 8, 5, 7, 8, 9, 5, 1, 3, 6, 3, 5, 5, 8, 8, 3, 5, 2, 5 and 2. Total: 230. Successes: 30.
<Light>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 9, 4, 6, 5, 6, 3, 5, 8, 10, 8, 10, 4, 1, 6, 6, 4, 3, 10, 9, 2, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
<Kirran>	10 damge to the barrier
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
*	Darte shakes his head pensively.  "Kirran.  We've been had."
<Kirran>	Twice over, I suspect.
<Kirran>	But there's nothing for it now but to fight on towards the truth of the matter.
*	Darte nods.
<Light>	The truth? Who IS your enemy?
<Dex>	Truth is like meat. Delicious and tender and full of iron but covered by the gross vegetables of lies.
<Red_Enrics>	(I have to go to bed in less than 10 minutes. Wheeeeeeeeeeee.)
<DM>	(hmm, don't really have a way of pausing a battle...
<Kirran>	Absolute rule, of darkness or of light.
<DM>	*Kirran, your attack caused the barrier to fall, fyi
<Dex>	So you gotta get your fork and REALLY dig in there. Cast aside the peas of mistrust and carrots of chaos. Get right in there at the yummy tasty meat of truth.
<Kirran>	*fist pump*
<Light>	100h, 34m | Charge Beta
<Light>	errr
<Light>	100h, 50m | Charge Beta
<Dex>	I REALLY WANT A STEAK NOW
*	Red_Enrics throws DM at that big red Pause button
*	Light casts Barrier Beta (Extra), Summon Light Spirits, and finishes with Mass Laser! (Roll Wisdom everyone!)
*	Light actually should have High Spirits still so...
*	Red_Enrics doesn't roll Wisdom, because he's already gonna die
*	Red_Enrics dies
<Light>	100h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
*	Red_Enrics respawns due to lol fairyness
<Light>	$44d10
<Tatl>	Light: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 10, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1, 10, 4, 1, 2, 10, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1, 3, 4, 6, 4, 7, 9, 2, 3, 2, 3, 7, 9, 10, 8, 5, 5, 10, 10, 4 and 9. Total: 223. Successes: 25.
<Kirran>	The light isn't my enemy any more the darkness is. Both have their stengths and weaknesses. It's in the balance of the two that shadow is created, and that's where we Sheikah hold sway.
<Darte>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 2, 8, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 10, 7, 9, 4, 10, 6, 7, 6, 2, 2, 7, 2, 3, 10, 7, 2, 9, 7, 8 and 5. Total: 182. Successes: 26.
<Red_Enrics>	(OH SHIT, NEVERMIND.)
<Red_Enrics>	(I MIGHT SURVIVE
<Kirran>	$34d10
<Dex>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 2, 1, 6, 2, 5, 2, 5, 8, 3, 4, 6, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6, 2, 8, 6, 9, 8, 8, 1, 7, 8, 10, 3, 7, 5 and 5. Total: 171. Successes: 21.
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 6, 8, 9, 9, 1, 9, 6, 1, 7, 5, 10, 2, 8, 10, 4, 5, 8, 4, 4, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 135. Successes: 17.
<Red_Enrics>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 6, 9, 3, 2, 9, 2, 1, 4, 8, 10, 10, 9, 1, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 129. Successes: 14.
<DM>	*Red, you die
<Red_Enrics>	nope
*	Red_Enrics does what he just did
<DM>	*Darte, you dodge it
*	Red_Enrics Fairy abuses
<Red_Enrics>	3h
<DM>	*Kirran, 25 + 5 - 3 = 27 - 21 = 6/2 = 3 damage (ignores damage reduction) + (burn damage equal to your damage reduction)
<DM>	*Dex, 25 + 5 = 30 - 17 = 13/2 = 6.5 rounded = 7 damage (ignores damage reduction) + (burn damage equal to your damage reduction)
<Kirran>	17h
<Red_Enrics>	3h
<DM>	annnd the -10 for hitting Unseen
<DM>	$10d10
<Dex>	4h
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 4, 4, 2, 10, 3, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
<Unseen>	$20d10
<Tatl>	Unseen: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 7, 9, 9, 2, 5, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 125. Successes: 17.
<Darte>	(Congrats Kirran, you scared my brother half to death w/ that Dead Rising 2 gif)
*	Unseen is hit by 1 damage.
<Kirran>	(Ahaha)
<Unseen>	42h
<Red_Enrics>	(Come ooooooon, my turn.)
<DM>	*You see the outline of the Unseen appear.*
<Light>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Light has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Darte (11), Dex (11), Kirran (10), Light (9), Red_Enrics (5), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
*	Red_Enrics yawns
<DM>	*There are three Light Spirits covering the Light, by the way.*
*	Red_Enrics picks up DM and throws him at that big red Pause button. (I have 1 minutes till I have to sleep.)
<DM>	(so, are you guys fine with pausing mid battle?
<DM>	(we can rig the battle for next session using $init j spam
<Kirran>	(It's not ending anytime soon, barring a miracle)
<Red_Enrics>	(Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
<DM>	(alright... pausing mid battle then
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-
<Kirran>	Layers of intrigue, naked fishmen, diabolical bosses? Just another night of classic Zelda RPGing.