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Bad steam review

Jul 19th, 2018
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  1. -------------------------Comments-----------------------------
  2.  
  3. KING-David 17 Jul @ 1:27pm
  4. What a shitty copy-paste review again...
  5. says nothing about the game itself just some crosses and its finde...
  6.  
  7. Pure 2 hours ago
  8. ===[ Your Review]===
  9.  
  10. ☐ Great
  11. ☐ Good
  12. ☐ Ok
  13. ☐ Bad
  14. ☐ Awful
  15. ☑ Annoying repetitive copy paste garbage
  16.  
  17. KING-David 19 minutes ago
  18. Pure... you talk from my heart <3
  19. What a shitty review for such a great game....
  20.  
  21. Philip 14 minutes ago
  22. Stop destroying this review, it's already dead :yawning_creep:
  23.  
  24. -------------------------Old/Review-----------------------------
  25.  
  26. ~TITLE: Sonic Mania~
  27.  
  28. ===[ Audience ]===
  29. ☐ Kids
  30. ☑ Everyone
  31. ☐ Casual players
  32. ☐ Pro players
  33.  
  34. ===[ Graphics ]===
  35. ☐ Potato
  36. ☐ Really bad
  37. ☐ Bad
  38. ☐ OK
  39. ☐ Good
  40. ☑ Beautiful
  41. ☐ Masterpiece
  42.  
  43. ===[Price/quality ]===
  44. ☑ Full price
  45. ☐ Wait for sale
  46. ☐ Average
  47. ☐ Refund it if you can
  48. ☐ Don't do it
  49.  
  50. ===[ Requirments ]===
  51. ☐ 90' PC
  52. ☑ Minimum
  53. ☐ Medium
  54. ☐ Fast
  55. ☐ High end
  56. ☐ NASA computer
  57.  
  58. ===[ Difficulty ]===
  59. ☐ You just need 2 arms
  60. ☐ Ez
  61. ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
  62. ☐ Hard (first few hours)
  63. ☐ Dark Souls
  64.  
  65.  
  66. ===[ Game time/length ]===
  67. ☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
  68. ☑ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
  69. ☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
  70. ☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
  71. ☐ Endless
  72.  
  73. ===[ Story ] ===
  74. ☐ It doesn't have
  75. ☐ Still better than Twilight
  76. ☑ Average
  77. ☐ Good
  78. ☐ Fantastic
  79.  
  80. ===[ Replayability ] ===
  81. ☐ Play and refund
  82. ☐ Wait for some years to play again
  83. ☐ Play it until get all achivements
  84. ☑ You want to play it again and again... and again.
  85. ☐ I can't stop, help me (Skyrim/LoL tier)
  86.  
  87. ===[ Bugs ]===
  88. ☐ Game itself is one big BUG
  89. ☐ Bugs destroying the game
  90. ☐ Lot of bugs
  91. ☑ Normal quantity
  92. ☐ You can use them for speedrun
  93. ☐ Nothing
  94.  
  95. ♛ Overall: 9.7/10
  96.  
  97. -------------------------Private chat/July 19th 2018-----------------------------
  98.  
  99. *Philip adds King-David to steam
  100.  
  101. KING-David:
  102. look what we got here...
  103.  
  104. Philip:
  105. Nothing personel bro hahaha
  106.  
  107. KING-David:
  108. say what you want to tell me
  109.  
  110. Philip:
  111. nothing, i think you have a nice profile
  112.  
  113. KING-David:
  114. youre lying
  115.  
  116. Philip:
  117. lol why
  118. ok, that review is bad as fuck
  119.  
  120. KING-David:
  121. why you do this
  122.  
  123. Philip:
  124. fhsajkfhskjafsa
  125. ;___;
  126. sorry man
  127. that review told me "copy meeeee" and i did it
  128. ...and you hate me
  129.  
  130. KING-David:
  131. not only me
  132.  
  133. Philip:
  134. look at my other reviews
  135. im not that kind of guy
  136. i would delete it but, i think that would make it worse
  137.  
  138. KING-David:
  139. why you have done this?
  140. no it wouldnt
  141. look at your binding of isaac review
  142. its good
  143. i dont understand this language
  144. but its unique
  145. in your way
  146. its not a copy paste
  147.  
  148. Philip:
  149. My sonic mania review was a test
  150. and you destroyed me
  151.  
  152. KING-David:
  153. its not only me
  154. that was shit what you have done
  155. or better .... what you have copied
  156.  
  157. Philip:
  158. 149 people found this review helpful
  159. 18 people found this review funny
  160. kk i'll make this
  161. i'll delete it
  162. cus im totally agree with you
  163. don't think im not
  164.  
  165. KING-David:
  166. why do you thing people find this review helpful?
  167.  
  168. Philip:
  169. I don't think that. Steam said it
  170. Look, i'm gonna write a brand new review for sonic mania
  171. That monster can't be there any more
  172.  
  173. KING-David:
  174. i hope so
  175. how old are you actualy bro? :D
  176.  
  177. Philip:
  178. *** dude
  179.  
  180. KING-David:
  181. im ***
  182.  
  183. Philip:
  184. lol
  185.  
  186. KING-David:
  187. a *** old year boi is telling you how to make a good review?
  188. youre insane
  189. delete it
  190. make a new one
  191.  
  192. Philip:
  193. i told you it was a test
  194. i didn't know what was about to happen
  195.  
  196. KING-David:
  197. why there stands no "test"?
  198. now you know it
  199. just do a good review
  200. that is not copy paste....
  201.  
  202. Philip:
  203. ill do my best
  204. for you
  205. for sonic
  206.  
  207. KING-David:
  208. itll take its time but its gonna be more helpful than this shit
  209. for sanic
  210. do it for him
  211. good that we could talk about it :steamhappy:
  212.  
  213. Philip:
  214. Yeah, thank you for the advice
  215.  
  216. KING-David:
  217. no problem
  218. pls share it
  219. this advice
  220. its important for the whole steam community
  221.  
  222. Philip:
  223. This will be engraved in the history
  224. wait
  225.  
  226. KING-David:
  227. it will
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