Operation Valkyrie

Operation Valkyrie
Materials:
Water
Soap
Sugar
Maple syrup?
Coke?
All in a Bottle
Ride of the Valkyries played through earbuds
The art of stealth
gLOVES
a HAT
nO EXPOSED SKIN BASICALLY,,,,
dONT TOUCH THE BOTTLE WITHOUT THE GLOVES,,,

STep 1.
I leave two doors unlocked. The front door, the front door, and the door to the garage.

STep 2.
Ryan waits outside somewhere until I give him the text signal that my Grandpa has stopped moving about officially. He has a window of until he gets to the front door, then it's the PONR (Point Of No Return)

STep 3. Our man moves in carrying the bottle and not making a single noise. The bottle ofc will be filled with the mixture.

STep 4. He carefully makes his way out to the Chrysler and to the gas door thingy. He pours the mixture in, making sure not to leave /anything ever/ behind even his breath. (jk about the breath)

STep 5. He carefully puts everything back the way it was, including the doors and shit. He makes his way out, and back to his house using only the sidewalk.

STep 6. I rejoice and give Mike a blowjob for his birthday.