#1 : Ran loves Artycawks, his denial is proof
#2 : Anything Killubot says is to be taken sexual
#3 : It's always Akira's fault, no matter what anyone says
#4 : Cawks can always be amended.
#5 : You should never buy the extended warranty on anything. ever.
#6 : All the girls on the internet are actually dudes
#7 : All children are FBI Agents