DS3 All Bosses Speedruns Real Answers FAQ

DARK SOULS 3
ALL BOSSES SPEEDRUNS
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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1. WHY ARE YOU STARTING WITH AN ASSASSIN?
- Because it's faster.

2. WHAT DOES 'SPOOK' DO?
- Let's you do skips and Spook quitouts.

3. WHICH WEAPONS ARE YOU USING?
- Estoc, then Astora Straight Sword, then Anri's Straight Sword.

4. WHY DO YOU USE THOSE WEAPONS?
- Because they are the fastest.

5. WHY ASTORA WITH THE RAW INFUSION?
- Because it's fast.

6. WHY ARE YOU LEVELING UP LUCK?
- Because it's fast.

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7. WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER BOSSES? THEY ARE NOT SHOWING ON THE SCREEN!
- Yes they are, just not yet.

8. WHY IS THE TIMER STOPPING ON LOADING SCREENS?
- Game runs on IGT and no, I'm not stopping it manually you little shit.

8. WHY ARE YOU QUITTING OUT?
- Because it's faster.

9. ISN'T THAT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SUPER CHEAP, AND STUFF?
- Shut the fuck up.

10. WHY ARE YOU JUMPING TO YOUR DEATH AND QUITTING OUT?
- IT's faster.

11. DID YOU FORGET TO SPLIT ON THAT BOSS?
- I didn't, and if I did, then I forgot :V

12. HOW DO YOU MOVE THE CAMERA AND RUN AT THE SAME TIME?
- Claw grip.

13. WHY DON'T YOU DO <SOMETHING> or USE <SOME WEAPON>?
- Because it's not faster.