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  2. Our story takes place 5 years after the initial Caleb McSenpai incident. Caleb grew tired of having sex with everyone, and eventually had Muller shit out everyone from his giant anus down to the continent of South America. After 5 years, most of the community had regressed to their primal troglodyte ways and began infighting.
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  4. There were 3 main tribes that warred: the "wi'abo trash," chiefed by akbennyboy, who wished to follow in the footsteps of their absent master, Caleb McSenpai. This tribe was most numerous, as the sexual torment turned most of the community into vegetables that actually watch this stuff. Another tribe, the "followers of harambe," was led by Todd. Allerbaster also aligned himself with this tribe, though he believed harambe was simply a gorilla and wished to overthrow Todd. The final tribe, mongolia del sur, was the most cohesive under the reign of enlightened Panamanian ruler Papara.
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  6. Papara hated to see his disciples fighting themselves when the true enemy was on the other end of the rainforest: Brazil. Papara was one of the few who had not been completely raped for those 5 horrible years, and he remembered the pain inflicted by the weeaboo lord Caleb and his homosexual accomplice Muller. He wished to unite the tribes, but alas he only spoke Spanish and was unable to communicate with the other tribe leaders. He called upon his most loyal followers that had not fully lost cohesive brain function and spoke English: Count Jewku and Phoenix. He told them to go to the other tribes and deliver his truth. Count was to go to the wi'abos, and Phoenix was to convince the followers of harambe.
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  8. They set out on their quest. Count arrived at the hut of akbennyboy, and requested his audience in English. However, benny and his highest advisers spoke only Google Translate Japanese. The Count was stricken with horror at how far his former comrades had fallen, but then remembered that these people followed Caleb. He ruthlessly gunned down the leaders and easily brainwashed the rest of the absent minded horde. :mv:
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  13. When Phoenix arrived, he heard laughter that reminded him of the Hitler speeches he listened to. He was intrigued, and followed it to it's source. What he saw both intrigued and disgusted him. A large gorilla was plowing Todd with his massive cock, and Allerbaster was eagerly watching and laughing at Todd's predicament. Phoenix asked aller what had happened, and aller told him that Todd had revived Harambe through black magic, but he fucked up and now Harambe harbored an insatiable sex drive. Aller than shot both Harambe and Todd, and declared the tribe's new name to be the fourth reich. Phoenix then told him of Papara's plan, and aller happily agreed, stating that any subhuman race was worthy of his genocidal assistance.
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  15. Papara gathered the members of the now peaceful tribes and introduced his plan to them. He called for a vote on the course of action, and everyone came to a decision. We must get revenge on Muller for all he has done. The 5 years of imprisonment inside his anus, the rape, the torture. Muller had become the president of Brazil after "Congresso dos macacos" placed him as an interim for the impeached former president.
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