King Knight and Books

Overheard at the Tower Juice Bar.

A conversation between a Goldarmor from Pridemoor Keep and his friends stationed at the Iron Whale and Explodatorium.

"I remember the day King Knight claimed the throne. We were told to celebrate and explore our new home. A group of us wandered into a grand library, filled with a vast assortment of tomes. One with a golden insignia caught my eye. It told the story of a knight in a faraway land who collected golden triangles and fought pig monsters. It sounded ridiculous to me, so I showed it to some of the other Armors. We were all debating the use of the triangles when King Knight strode in.

"What are you all looking at?" He asked.

"This book. Here, catch" I replied throwing him the book.

King Knight opened the book and began reading. He continued for a page or two then sped up drastically. Eventually he flipped through the whole book, then slammed it shut.
"I..." he began as he slowly looked up. "I have completely forgotten how to read."

Then he dared me to eat the book! A great time was had by all!"