Partner Q&A - Desiree

 ~PARTNER QUESTIONS - DESIREE~

1. Who is your partner? Tell us a bit about them.
 Well, his name's Richard. Really nice guy. A bit overwhelming at first, but still super sweet once you get to know him! .. Unless he doesn't like you, then he gets all grouchy and grody. He's kind of a baby. Oh, and he's a pirate! A super cool pirate. He's missing an eye AND a hand, isn't that cool??

2. How did you meet, and how did you get together?
 Oh, god. I wouldn't even consider our meeting a meeting, to be honest. I just saw him on the streets one day and I totally fucked over where ever I was going to just to follow him around. It took, like, twenty minutes of him looking back and seeing me for him to finally ask what I was doing. I guess it wasn't the best way to show that you were interested in someone, but it worked, didn't it? .. Getting together, again, kinda not even getting together. I sorta tricked him at first, really. That first 'dating' thing didn't work out, 'cause relationships are kinda hard at first, I guess. Especially with him. After explaining everything and a bit of time, we got back together. Beautiful, I know!

3. What is your partner's best physical feature?
 I'll be honest, it's a tie between his height and his butt. Can't remember ever seeing him without those baggy pants, but I've touched his butt before. I know it's nice. Oh, and height is pretty apparent.. It's kinda drastic, our height difference. I like it, though. Really handy when I somehow put things too high.

4. Name one hobby or passion of theirs.
 He's very passionate about being a pirate. The whole gist. He used to really like when I gave him some golden spoons I have, then we tried spooning once and he had a horrible time, as most NORMAL MALES DO. He's still freaked out about it, though, and he blanks out or freaks whenever I say spoon. Hmph.

5. Name one thing you like about their personality.
 I like his protectiveness!! It's really, really cute. It can be annoying when I'm just trying to play a fun game of Truth or Dare with Hershel and him, then he gets all huffy about Hersh being dared to do something to me, if he gives me a weird Truth question, like, anything can get him all huffy when it comes to silly things like that.

6. Name one thing you dislike about their personality.
 I don't really like how submissive he is. Like, I ask him if he likes my hideous dress? He'd say yes no matter how ugly. I don't like it! I want him to have an opinion, you know? Oh, and whenever I ask him to do something different, he always goes, "well if ye want to.." and I'm like, man, I wanna know if YOU want to!! Uuuggh..

7. What is something you absolutely love about them?
 Can I say his personality in general? It's so weird, but it's not bad. It's.. A strange combination. That's all I can do to describe it, really.

8. What is something you absolutely cannot stand about them?
 His refusal to move on from the age gap. We're 6 years apart. That's not bad for an adult relationship! I swear, it doesn't sound bad, but when I mean 'refuse to move on,' I mean he won't do anything with me. He won't look at me when I change, he won't touch me unless it's a hug, etcetera, etcetera.

9. Is your partner the romantic type? Do you want them to be?
 Sort of. He gives me kisses and hugs me. That's it. I'm happy with that, sure, but I'd be happier if he'd do something else?? Just kissing my neck would be a nice switch-up to keep me preoccupied for the next six months. He'd never do it, though. I do wish he was a bit more romantic.. But I'm just fine with what I've got. I don't really want him to change, anyway. I like him just the way he is.

10. What makes them special to you personally?
 I dunno. Just is. Must just be how unique he is. Out of all the people in the world, and all the ways to meet someone and date them, I ended up finding someone just by following them on the streets. I'm just lucky, y' know? Not a lot of people are that lucky. He's special.. In some way. I can't tell you how, or why, or what, but he is.

11. How much do you think your partner loves you?
 A ton. Maybe more than I love him, but I dunno. I love him an awful lot as well.. He shows it a lot better, though. He's always very enthusiastic when he says he loves me. I tend to be a bit.. To the point and blunt? I dunno, I try to be enthusiastic! I could be screaming the sentence before then suddenly go back down to normal just to say 'I love you,' then go straight back to screaming. I dunno. I'll be just as excited one day!

12. Do you want to be with them for the rest of your life? Do you think you will be?
 I don't think I'm far enough to say that.. I'd like to, but, you know, things change. I don't want to think about it and convince myself of it. I'd like for us to be together.. For a while. A long while. I can't say rest of our lives. Not yet.

13. How are they in bed? Do you enjoy the sexual side of your relationship? Or do you not want to talk about it?
 Haha! Sexual side? There is absolutely no sex in this relationship. You heard me before; he won't do ANYTHING! Even if we did somehow even get close to it, he'd just freeze up and start to feel bad again. Sigh. That's one of the cons, I guess. More pros than cons, of course! .. It's just that the cons kinda suck.

14. What is your partner's family like? What do they think of you?
 I have no idea. Haven't met them. He said his dad was really pirate-like. Kinda intimidating, but I still wanna meet them! He met my parents, I should meet his, you know? It's only fair, right? I do hope his family'll like me. That'd be nice for a change. My boyfriend's family actually liking me. Shocker.