Efremisms November 17

Single-line Efremisms
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delete a char lvl 60. as famous players and all like him, is action from one depressed and drugs, sorry @Froug   you live in a generation where drug are a normal medicine and when know inst a medicine  no all can stoo it, and reverse the humor into game vs people dont like, that ruin  the game and other players,  guys play the game for real fun whitout bring some stuff and the fun is pure

keep saying that this server is dead but you do nothing to improve it, you just say to go to another sever Elysium LH for the horde who wants to come here, you are doing a non-constructive policy, who wants to go pvp play to make it easier to claim im merge, the real thing that is to improve the population of this server is. work together with the Alliance and hordes to bring you still play here and stop whining.

I'm not your mom, you thought about taking me to make you look good, bully-shaped, and now you do not know how to do it, but the milk is poured

Because you're superficial and you do not have enough head to understand the subtle things

Who posted this paper wanted to send me a message about what had happened the night before, but you can not understand why it is left in your ignorance

go back to your nest and stop making zizzan here, this server does not need you

WANT GET IN; PLSE GIVE ME INFO FOR THAT SUSPENDED TEMPORARILY, STOP STAY MUTE!!!!!!!

a this point  i Clam from whitekidney  the backup for elysium and afther do what want, you kidney stole all database and delete the files

anime cartoons for perverse sexual penis manipulators

are you stupid?   3 portals spawn before no for low kill

efrem do what want, me dont promise leave, i wanted dont read

shut up curiousity, you are real stupid now

I would like to know the real reason that you have to rename the servers, so come back to the name Nostalrius recalls the real project started that year he does, and this could (could) call new players if we want to change because it's like a pair of shoes that change by the time NO!

@OP#8506  but if your dad was a tram you were a carriage


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Multi-line Efremisms
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Arthumes = Insightful person
Who lives all her life experience in wow and uses all her ability to denigrate people she does not like, and she feels a
god
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as because now router have probelm damm, fixed now
and all windows update on background, now remove automatic updates(edited)
Anyway yours is just beautiful and good malice
and waiting for cap, clap clap
im no in bg when go check windows update, backon wow are already deserter
what is you problem? out me join what you want
want me screenshott al you afk in bg?
and deserter too?
you yes you dysentery loads deserter for afk
only im no malicious same you, and live for me, no for for screenshot other
that mean you dont play wow you are all day check what do other players
you and you friends bullist
and remember ME DONT RANKING  can go afk YOU NO
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 If we really are to rename the realm let's do it **seriously** and let's face it with jokes

 should the ***name reflect the identity*** we want to be credible or be caught?
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what I said from the beginning is that whitekidney has made a nice pussy, he just planned everything and did what he wanted, in fact I keep asking questions in LH but nobody answers:
we have an account that can play on 2 different servers, and for what reason?
a war declared by a System Admin against another System Admin
the race is now open to show who the two are better
but it's easy to start with a server that has a maximum 1 hour backup, too easy
so users can choose whether to go first to LH play as long as Elysium does not re-open all servers and see where they are going
the problem of those who stole it was a problem to be resolved internally without involving users, not putting on the square names and easy letting people on the Internet, that's incorrect.

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Misc. copy-pastas
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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today I am behaving myself and not copy pasting because I don't want ban  :frowning: :wheelchair:

I'm a champion for women's rights and equality and feel that Efrem's comments are sexist towards women

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Efrem.. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also her nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Efrem truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in her existential catchphrase "ME GO AFK YOU NO" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robertina's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
And yes, by the way, i DO have a turtle tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:

That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of discord chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse

That's "IT"!!! This channel used to be a "peaceful" place where friendly "people" could chat about "cool" stuff such as enchanted "items" and magical "spells". But then one day this "SCYLLA" shows up and it all went down the "drain". Now everyone is just "spamming" and being mean. It's all "zizzan" this and "juggly tits" that!!! Oh and don't get me started on the wheelchair "emoji", the way you "guys" are abusing it is extremely "disrespectful" towards legitimately disabled "people"... So it's up to you "mods" to decide what you want to do about this huge "problem" called "Scylla". Either way, I'm "out", I'm leaving this place for "good" because it will never be able to "recover" to what it once was. And to all my "friends", I wish you the "best". Good bye.

"INST RANKING" efrem screamed as she woke up from her nightmare.  Cold sweat was dripping down her back into her wrinkly Italian butthole.  Her son Tristano heard effy-kun wake up and came into her room to help her into her :wheelchair: "Grazie, Tristano.  You is go work now?"  Little did she know, Tristano had decided to quit his job to become the number 1 hunter Elysium has ever seen.  Tristano decided today was the day to let her know.  When effy heard the news, she was shocked.  "ME CAN AFK YOU NO" she cried out.  Efrem quickly realized she would have to resume her job at the :wheelchair: :factory: now that her yung lad could no longer provide for her.

ok guys im quitting this fucking zizzan.. there are too many bullies, its literally impossible to relax and eat my :bread: in peace :rage:
i thought i could handle it but my head is exploding right now, you bullies wouldn't talk shit about us darrowshire players irl and you know this!
we would wheel you down so fucking hard. infact so hard you would have to sit in a wheelchair and play on darrowshire just like us!
only then can you feel our pain! stupid bullys! FUCK

Efrem is a real woman, okay? I said it. I fucking said it. A woman who will cook for me, punch me in the scrotum and teach my cuck self a lesson. Without her in my life I don't know where I'd be. I want her big juggly tits bouncing around as I treat her correctly. You are all gonna laugh at me and call me fucked up but you know what? I DONT CARE. I L O V E her and I ALWAYS will. The mean prank you all played on her was cruel and I will never be okay with it. If you don't start treating her correctly I'll have to teach you myself

Thari is the real love of Darrowshire, okay? I said it. I fucking said it. A GM who will service me, punish me in case I do something bad and teach myself a lesson to play this game and enjoy it. Without Thari in my life I don't know where I'd be. I want Tharis big ban hammer bouncing all over these gold sellers as they try to spam. You are all gonna laugh at me and call me fucked up but you know what? I DONT CARE. I L O V E Darrowshire and I ALWAYS will. The mean memes you all say about Darrow were cruel and I will never be okay with it. If you don't start treating this project correctly I'll have to teach you myself

OrangePeel is the real food of Darrowshire, okay? I said it. I fucking said it. A fruit who will satisfy me, cure me of my scurvy and provide me the Vitamin C I need. Without OrangePeel in my life I don't know where I'd be. I want OrangePeel's zest bouncing around as it flavors all my foods. You are all gonna laugh at me and call me fucked up but you know what? I DONT CARE. I L O V E Citrus and I ALWAYS will. The constant notifications you all pester OrangePeel with were cruel and I will never be okay with it. If you don't start treating OrangePeel correctly I'll have to teach you myself

Hey <Insert GM name> I just wanted to congratulate you and give proper respect for keeping our chat safe from the evils of the spammers. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you keep up the great work.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand OrangePeel.. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also his nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike OrangePeel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in his existential catchphrase "nope we decide to wipe darrow it will be fresh server" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as OrangePeel's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
And yes, by the way, i DO have an :tangerine: tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:

Today, Darrowshire is silent, and remains in ruins — a place where only ghosts and memories remain. Those defenders who fell now litter the Eastern Plaguelands as ghouls in the service of the Scourge, their spirits trapped in their rotting corpses.

:wheelchair: Today, :wheelchair: Darrowshire :wheelchair: is :wheelchair: silent, :wheelchair: and :wheelchair: remains :wheelchair: in :wheelchair: ruins :wheelchair: — :wheelchair: a :wheelchair: place :wheelchair: where :wheelchair: only :wheelchair: ghosts :wheelchair: and :wheelchair: memories :wheelchair: remain. :wheelchair: Those :wheelchair: defenders :wheelchair: who :wheelchair: fell :wheelchair: now :wheelchair: litter :wheelchair: the :wheelchair: Eastern :wheelchair: Plaguelands :wheelchair: as :wheelchair: ghouls :wheelchair: in :wheelchair: the :wheelchair: service :wheelchair: of :wheelchair: the :wheelchair: Scourge, :wheelchair: their :wheelchair: spirits :wheelchair: trapped :wheelchair: in :wheelchair: their :wheelchair: rotting :wheelchair: corpses. :wheelchair:

Today, Crestfall is silent, and remains in ruins — a place where only ghosts and memories remain. Those defenders who fell now litter the forums as ghouls in the service of Asura, their spirits trapped in their rotting corpses.

```I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR HYPOCRISY.
You want transparency? You gonna get it.
Because the rumours are not true.
Because what's being passed around isn't true.
Elysium hasn't sold a single coin.
You either trust us or fuck off.```

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This server is afraid of transfers...I have seen its true face. The channels are extended gutters and the gutters are full of zizzan and when the :wheelchair:s finally transfer over, all the carebears will drown. The accumulated filth of all their fun and jokes will foam up about their necks and all the No-voters and cucks will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Mandos or President Flappy. Decent men who believed in a day's raiding for a day's loot. Instead they followed the droppings of Crogge and Shenna and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole :wheelchair: stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those PVEbears and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.


Soon there will be war. :wheelchair:s will burn. :wheelchair:s will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one server matter against so many? Because there is good and there is zizzan, and zizzan must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of transfers ... and there is so little time.


So many questions. Never mind. Transfers soon. Nothing is insoluble. Nothing is hopeless. Not while there's efrem. In the cemetery, all the white crosses stood in rows, neat chalk marks on a giant scoreboard. Paid last respects quietly, without fuss. "Roberta V Efrem". Born in 1952. Sixty-five years a comedian. Removed 2017, banned by the mods. Is that what happens to us? A life of zizzan with no time for friends … so that when it's done, only our enemies pour milk.

Violent lives, ending violently. Trinecaine, The Noiryx, Salt Lord Deuspai … they never die in bed. Not allowed. Something in their personalities, perhaps? Some animal urge to fight and struggle, making us what we are? Unimportant. We do what we have to do. Efrem understood. Treated it like a joke, but she understood. She saw the cracks in whitekidney, saw the little devs in discord trying to hold it together … she saw the true face of the twenty-first century and chose to become a reflection of it, a parody of it. No one else saw the joke. That's why she was banned.


Heard joke once: Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Efrem is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up." Woman bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Efrem." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on :wheelchair:. Curtains.


:wheelchair:s get transfers. Carebears get put down.

They call me Xadaver. They explain the name has been chosen for the rotting corpse associations it will raise in Darrowshire. The marketing boys say I need a logo. If I'm to have a symbol it shall be one I respect. [draws a symbol of a :wheelchair: on his head]


Efrem is quickly becoming one of my favorite players. She's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all in her manners, you drop her a message on discord and that chill ass motherfucker gives you solid memes to use later in the chat. And you also get this adorable little hunter that can house immigrants but is usually is too drunk to make sense. But more than that Efrem is just so positive. She comes on the channel like "me can AFK, you NO" and "stoo zizzan, me INST TOY" and I'm like "Yeah I respect you efrem." She doesn't say some bullshit negative shit like "merge us into elysium motherfuckers" she's just like "Nah, I love this server" And she looks so happy. I mean this is a grandma doing her dream job. She understands that life is a temporary magical gift and is just fucking loving it. I mean look at her memes she's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Efrem is online. IDK if she's gonna make it into the all-time wheelchair legends or not but for now she is a pretty chill player.


Efrem is quickly becoming one of my least favorite players. She's just so negative and such a clown. Practically never uses her manners, you drop her a message on discord and that rude lady gives you obnoxious hate to mock her later in the chat. And you also get this strange little hunter that can use use viper sting but is usually is too drunk to do 200 dps. But more than that Efrem is just so negative. She comes on the channel like "HORDE IS LAZY" and "stoo zizzan, no transfers" and I'm like "Yeah efrem, but what about all of darrowshire's problems?" She doesn't say some sensible positive shit like "hey guys, transfers when?" she's just like "Nah, I love dead servers" And she looks so sad. I mean this is a grandma in a nightmare. She understands that life is a temporary magical gift and is just wasting it. I mean look at her memes she's just so depressed. I am literally never happy when Efrem is online. IDK if she's gonna make it into the all-time wheelchair legends or not but for now she is a pretty awful player.


@Xadaver✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ now know why alliance wins AV 98%, if no join some old pvp'ers horde the leader getting mad and none get out brain, herbing and afk is a work to do for 70%

if one person whisper you ( i need a little help) you dont answer go around on a middle org and afther 10 minutes go get fp ,mean you dont want help, as you need ask wich help need

no xadaver now mean dont like horde whrn you are 60 and ask for help whitput know what you need all snoobs you

@Phoosy  I promised everyone not to ping the staff, I do it for you to ask one thing, give a gift to those who have captured all these long months for having War Effort, free all banned prisoners grant an amnesty, Darrowshire loves you and you will always love.
i risked more bann

i know they are diabetic because use 3 times a day insulina

wait im not raping, as you all are raping for annoyng me

unique time me doing afk in bg as because im tired and sleeping up keyboard, are no volontary afk before bann

is you problem dysentery if you like stalking me in discord is you problem

casual you are some days dont talking in discord, you maked another account for take zizzan in LH

hello semana, know there much as banned, dont forgot they cant read LH or having another account, much ignote account talking these day probable follow me for get unbanned, good luck with that, i like unbann all :cake:

@spachib-:clap: :clap: :clap: the french elected generals to lead their armies during ww2...I don't know where they got de gaulle to do that.

all aliiance is good wins on that horde, dont need neither just tush to south, horde dont make resistence, just aglavan afther is all free to go

now know why horde never wins AV, me dont raging just leave AV for bettr stuff in home, and you  @Tornslash  dont have meither to do for check what do people with groups?  well my experience in horde is stopped for now, many cucks


im not fake, is how horde accepting me is bad in general men

can anyone explain why someone who was sold or stolen 7 years ago is clean now and can not be even after 7 years?

7 years are used to rebuild a life and fall into sin

wait the staff go with kidney on the backup etc... can make a comunition for whate are on stone and people have a wrod for it

Summoning Froug :bread: please contribute a :bread: emoji to help summon

I saw MuskyMojo in a Warsong Gulch on Darrowshire yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to premade or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and capoeira dancing in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pvp, and I heard him call me a cuck as I walked off. When I came to try and support the flag carrier I saw mojo trying to walk out the tunnel with like fifteen Alliance chasing him. The alliance at the tunnel were very nice about it and professional, and were like “Sir, you need to drop that flag it's alliance property.” At first he kept pretending to be Lapander and not hear them, but eventually he turned back around and got fucking rekt. When they took the horde graveyard and started camping us multiple times, he stopped and told them each individually to kill themselves “to prevent any zizzan” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the alliance capped each flag and started to teabag my corpse, he kept interrupting them by yawning really loudly.