Garble Ices a Bro (funny/nsfw)

>Be Garble, the most awesome dragon ever
>Wake up and admire my quads in the mirror
>And my bi's and my 6 pack
>Flex
>Belch fire and melt some of the roof of my cave
>Molten rock drips on my head
>Use it to smooth out my head scales
>Like a baus
>God, I'm hot
>I'd fuck the shit out of me
>Feel 'little me' begin to notice too
>Much as I'd love to jack it in the mirror again, I have shit to do today
>Been planning it all week
>Go to the back of my cave
>Have a bottle of pony cider crap stashed here
>Here we go
>'Shetland Ice'
>I tried one of them it was awful
>But some griffin told me about this
>If you go up to one of your bros and shove a bottle of it in their face
>They gotta get down on one knee and drink it
>He said its called 'icing a bro'
>I was like 'fuck yea, I'll ice my fucking bros'
>I bought a six pack from him
>Plan on icing one a month
>Every time they drop their guard, BAM, Ice a bro!
>Today is gonna be the first one
>Gotta make it good
>Fly out of my cave with an Shetland Ice in claw
>Thinking about who to ice
>First time needs to be epic
>Gotta play it right
>Can't waste it
>So not that faggot Fizzle
>He'd like this shit
>So that leaves the other 4
>Grumple is too stupid
>Vex too
>That leave Baff and...
>Spear
>Fucking perfect!
>He'll be all stoned and confused and I'll make him drink
>Perfect plan by the perfect alpha dragon!
>Make it to the volcano
>Swoop down like the king of awesome I am
>Land on a floating rock
>Splash lava on the rest of them
>They start bitching but my aura of awesome shuts them up quick enough
>Damned right
>I wouldn't wanna have to smack a bitch today
"Sup faggots?"
>Vex rolls his eyes but whatever
>Talk shit, get hit, Vex
"I got a surprise"
>Fizzle looks up a little too fast
>God he's a fag
>Grumple too
>Idiot
>Spear is the only one who hasn't really said or done anything
>He's laying on a rock staring at a cloud
>Keeps giggling
>Perfect
>"What is it now, Garble?"
"Shut the fuck up Vex, this ain't about you"
>"Whatever, hurry up we got shit to do"
>Yea you better back off, asshat
>Strut on over to Spear
>He's still snickering at the clouds
"Hey bro?"
>Spear leans up a little and coughs
>I grin
>Thrust the bottle in his face
"You've just been ICED, bitch!"
>I laugh
>Nobody else does
>Oh yea they don't know what's going on
"You see, cause I gave him this bottle, he has to drink it.  Its a Griffin game and he--"
>The other dragons are chuckling
>I can't fucking believe it
>No fucking way
>Spear is grinning and holding another bottle of Shetland Ice
>Where the...
>How the...
"....FUCK!"
>Vex, Grumple and Baff are laughing
>Fuck even Fizzle
>How the hell did they know?
>"Heheheh, drink up, Garble"
"No, fuck that, someone told you!  They musta, that's violation of bro code!"
>"No way dude..."
>Spear takes a puff of some shit
>He laugh-wheezes-coughs out some smoke
>"I counter-iced, you gotta drink 'em both"
>I grit my teeth in anger
>I'm so pissed, someone clearly fucking dimed me out
>Who would have the balls?
>"Hey if you're a little bitch and don't wanna..."
"Shut up, Spear, I'm thinking!"
>"You need to be drinkin' heheheheh"
>The other dragons laugh again
>I'm gonna kick all their asses later
>But right now I'm stuck
>If I don't drink that gross shit I won't be a bro
>But They clearly cheated so--
>"Hey if you don't wanna....hehehehehe you can suck my dick!"
>The dragons laughed harder
>Well except Fizzle he got all embarrased
>But fuck him
>Fuck all of them, they wanna see how dedicated I am to being a bro
>I'll show them
"Fine, lets go!"
>Silence
>What?
>"Wait you...wanna....right here?"
>I could see Spear's eyes get wide even under his facescales
"That's how much of a fucking Bro I am.  I'd rather suck your cock than drink that shit!"
>More silence
>You could hear the lava bubbling
>These fucking pansies, they'd actually DRINK the Ice!
>That's why I'm alpha dragon!
"Come on, lets go"
>I get on my knees and force Spear's legs open
>His little bro is poking out
"Hey guys, look how much of a faggot Spear is, this is turning him on!"
>I get some nervous chuckles
>Guess they're still too stunned to notice how gay Spear is being
>Whatever, bros gotta do what he's gotta do
>"Garb you...you don't need to...I was just kiaaaahhhhh!"
>Put my mouth right on his little bro
>Suck it right into my mouth
>He's hard in a second
>God, when did all my friends become gay?
>A real bro wouldn't be able to get hard
>He must be high
>Not that it changes anything
>I look up and Spear is laying back with his mouth hung open
>Really enjoying himself
>Bet he'd love it if I ran my tongue along his cock
>Like this
>"Uhhhhhfffffff-f-fuck...Garble...like that yea..."
>He puffs his smoke
>I feel his other hand touch my head
>I smack it away
>Come on, don't make this gay
>Bad enough his pre tastes good
>Not that I'm slurping at his cock tip or something
>But I can't give him a shit blowjob or they'll make me drink that disgusting crap
>I grab his hips and push my maw down on his junk a little further
>I hear him moan
>Taste more of his pre
>I need to up my game to hurry him along
>Before one of those other faggots want a taste of it
>Fucking queers
>I push his cock deeper down my throat and swallow
>He almost thrusts into my mouth
>But I'm a lot stronger than him and I keep him pinned to his rock
>This isn't about him anyhow
>It's about me doing whatever it takes not to be iced like a bitch
>I grab between his legs and squeeze where his balls are
>Maybe that'll get him going
>That damned weed is making him last forever
>Take what isn't in my mouth and start jerking
>I hear one of the other dragons clear their throat
>They must be uncomfortable
>Good, they need to be
>I proved who's a dragon and whos a fucking faggot today
>Spear is moaning louder
>His wings are even flapping against the rocks
>His legs keep shivering so he must be close
>Dunk my head on his throbbing little member again
>Swirl my tongue around it
>Squeeze the base
>Just like when you eat a really tasty gem
>No big deal
>Makes sense it would be easy for me
>Bro dragons are good at everything
>Even gay shit if it means avoiding gayer shit
>I close my eyes and snort fire all over his crotch
>That does it
>Feel some warm sticky juice start spraying my throat
>It tastes kinda good so I swallow it down
>Sides, I don't wanna hear any bullshit that I didn't swallow so it doesn't count
>Really don't feel like choking a bitch today
>Spear grunts one more time then sighs, completely spent
>Just to be a douche I lick his cock one more time
>Make him spaz out
>What a fucking trip he is
>I stand back up now, wipe my lips and grin
>The other dragons are still staring
>Fizzle is hiding behind a rock with his mouth wide open
>"Garble..."
>Vex waddles over like the fat fuck he is
>"...did you just....for real?  Right here?"
"Damn straight I did!  And would you believe this faggot actually came!  A real bro would never finish from a blowjob challenge!"
>"That's not...not what I....ummm..."
"Pfft, whatever.  Maybe one day you'll be as hardcore as I am when it comes to dodging an Ice."
>Stretch, crack my back
>Big badass wingspan
>Oh shit, I musta saw myself on some of those shiny rocks
>Cause I'm rock fucking hard
>Makes sense I mean
>Who wouldn't feel dead sexy after proving how much of a bro they were?
>Hell those other dragons are in such awe
>They're staring at me
>I wanna be mad but I'd fuck me
>I'm that badass, of course, who wouldn't wanna fuck me?
"You faggots looking at something?"