do girls poop posted:

    "Dave ain't gonna get me this year," you say to yourself- but you Don't Know Dave!! you go to the kitchen n pour yourself a bowl of cereal- but the box is full of fire ants fuckin!! thousands o legs twitchin' every which way, throaxses bumpin' n grindin', some hot antennae/antennae action goin on. "pretty hot" you think to yourself- better pour some milk over a crazy Ant Bowl Orgy! But your milk been replaced somehow with a big moldy rock- bowl is really a bloody shard of green glass- kitchen is a sandy trash pit near the dump- your house been empty for years- "haha good one bro. bro Dave. my friend"