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  1. Adventures in Dumb Pubbies, uncut
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  4. [18:56:45] HELP: Rslain/(Bionic Bob): I'm apparently being arrested by security as security for allowing the detective to interrogate security who were fighting
  5. [18:58:11] Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay) used adminwho and saw 4 admins.
  6. [18:58:35] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): Im not sure if this is wrong or not but can a admin look at me
  7. [18:58:51] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): not sure if these guys are traitors
  8. [18:59:30] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) jumped to Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)
  9. [18:59:58] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay) : i cant exactly say yes or no to that but i can sure ask why an officer is beating a naked cuffed man with a welding tool
  10. [19:00:37] Admin PM: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they were fighting and i stunned them and asked them the story now they are beating me and this other guy to death so
  11. [19:00:39] PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : exactly why are you beating a naked, cuffed man to death with a lit welder as a security officer
  12. [19:00:46] PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : exactly why are you beating a naked, cuffed man to death with a lit welder as a security officer
  13. [19:00:54] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they attacked us
  14. [19:01:01] HELP: Rslain/(Bionic Bob): I'm going to assume that Trip Batten and Fabian Hook are either traitors and/or mindslaves because they just murdered a sec officer and the detective
  15. [19:01:02] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they are crazy
  16. [19:01:06] Admin PM: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : Also i think they are fairly new to this game
  17. [19:01:07] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i had to defend my life.
  18. [19:01:13] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : how new are you to this game
  19. [19:01:21] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : how new are you to this
  20. [19:01:30] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am new king of
  21. [19:01:34] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am new
  22. [19:01:44] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they
  23. [19:01:51] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) sent Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) to the prison zone.
  24. [19:01:55] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) sent ScormX/(Trip Batten) to the prison zone.
  25. [19:02:07] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they tryed to kill me
  26. [19:02:32] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : the brig is there for a reason. petty crimes are meant to be met with imprisonment, demotion, and the like. i can see the logs
  27. [19:02:36] Shotgunbill/(Shotgunbill) : oh jeez what's going on
  28. [19:02:55] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : is this deathmatch?
  29. [19:03:03] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am learning game srry
  30. [19:03:06] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : these two are The WORST
  31. [19:03:10] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : fuck
  32. [19:03:15] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) jumped to Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)
  33. [19:03:18] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : no, this is the prison zone
  34. [19:03:21] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am trying to learn this game
  35. [19:03:27] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : its is really hard
  36. [19:03:27] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : where people who have not read the rules go
  37. [19:03:33] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : another chance?
  38. [19:03:37] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : what rule
  39. [19:03:44] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): they killed the other buy
  40. [19:03:44] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : here's a hint: don't play security without reading the rules
  41. [19:03:52] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): Guy sorry
  42. [19:03:54] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : the ones that the game tells you to go read when it starts
  43. [19:04:01] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i will do that next time
  44. [19:04:08] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : oh i never know
  45. [19:04:14] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : wiki.ss13.co is where our rules are
  46. [19:04:24] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : wiki.ss13.co is where the rules are
  47. [19:04:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ok so if i read i can get out?
  48. [19:04:34] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ok ty
  49. [19:04:40] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : are you talking to Trip Batten using out-of-game communications
  50. [19:04:46] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : no
  51. [19:04:48] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : are you talking to Fabian Hook using out-of-game communication
  52. [19:04:54] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : do you know them out-of-game
  53. [19:04:55] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : im not
  54. [19:04:57] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we juust trying to learn
  55. [19:05:02] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ya
  56. [19:05:05] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we have no mics
  57. [19:05:16] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i know him in real life
  58. [19:05:47] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : welp
  59. [19:06:04] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : why we have gun
  60. [19:06:05] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : I was just gonna ask them "We want you to explain why what you did was wrong. Once you've done that, you can be free."
  61. [19:06:10] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if we no allowed to kill?
  62. [19:06:13] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : here's what i'm gonna do for you two since you're new. I'm going to jobban you from security and heads of staff so you can learn the game without being in a position of authority where you can screw things up on accident or on purpose, and you guys should REALLY go read the rules in their entirety. back and forth. job roles too. murdering defenseless prisoners as security officers is basically the absolute worst thing you can do
  63. [19:06:29] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : here's what i'm gonna do for you two since you're new. I'm going to jobban you from security and heads of staff so you can learn the game without being in a position of authority where you can screw things up on accident or on purpose, and you guys should REALLY go read the rules in their entirety. back and forth. job roles too. murdering defenseless prisoners as security officers is basically the absolute worst thing you can do
  64. [19:06:31] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : why we have gun if we no kill??
  65. [19:06:38] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Imagine you're a cop. Do cops use guns just because they can?
  66. [19:06:38] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : note all of your tools are NONLETHAL.
  67. [19:07:06] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : but i see laser gun
  68. [19:07:10] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : so i think
  69. [19:07:30] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : that's the Head of Security's, and he's trusted to have it because he knows when lethal force is necessary. 'naked cuffed man half dead' is not one of those times!!
  70. [19:07:32] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : this keeps getting better
  71. [19:07:36] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : uh no but this is game
  72. [19:07:46] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : imagine your county police cuffing you and stripping you naked and beating you to death and shooting your corpse
  73. [19:07:52] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : how long you think they're gonna keep their job
  74. [19:08:07] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : do you get paid to be an admin?
  75. [19:08:11] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : srry me no englsh
  76. [19:08:25] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : what language then
  77. [19:08:42] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : no, and i deeply regret that when i have to deal with people who try to pull 'i cant speak english' like your friend when you're already fluent up until i get mad
  78. [19:08:54] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : afgan
  79. [19:09:05] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : my name is abu
  80. [19:09:06] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : :psyduck:
  81. [19:09:11] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : lmao
  82. [19:09:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : :psyboom:
  83. [19:09:18] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i have another who translates -that friend
  84. [19:09:36] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : something tells me you'd spell afghan properly if you were from afghanistan
  85. [19:10:01] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i was gonna go easy on them but now i'm just gonna ban them if they keep this up
  86. [19:10:05] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : misstype
  87. [19:10:14] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : this keeps getting better
  88. [19:10:27] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : ask where they are in afghanistan
  89. [19:10:39] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : misss cummuitcation
  90. [19:10:50] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) added a note for scormx: suspected+meta-gamer+-+working+with+lolmindgames
  91. [19:10:50] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : what region are you from
  92. [19:11:36] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : funfax these two goons are possibly the dumbest sec players i've yet had to yell at
  93. [19:11:44] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) added a note for lolmindgames: suspected+meta-gamer+-+ScormX+is+his+friend
  94. [19:11:56] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : you made abdu cry...
  95. [19:12:07] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : also i looked up lolmindgames's IP, it's ontario
  96. [19:12:07] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am in canada
  97. [19:12:25] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Excellent. How do you know scormx in real life?
  98. [19:12:36] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : How do you know lolmindgames in real life?
  99. [19:12:43] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : lmao this is amazing
  100. [19:12:49] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i
  101. [19:12:50] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : this feels like a soap opera
  102. [19:12:59] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are gay and we meet each other
  103. [19:13:09] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : hahahahahah
  104. [19:13:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : also "do you get paid" "no but you're making me regret that" is possibly the meanest thing i've said as an admin
  105. [19:13:19] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we are a couple.
  106. [19:13:26] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : welp.
  107. [19:13:36] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : my soap opera analogy continues to grow more apt
  108. [19:13:38] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : tell us why we shouldn't ban both of you outright
  109. [19:13:41] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are in relationship
  110. [19:13:49] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : and we play
  111. [19:13:57] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : because of mercy
  112. [19:14:01] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i've got a trick maybe
  113. [19:14:03] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are new
  114. [19:14:08] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ban one from one server, the other from the other?
  115. [19:14:11] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : a job ban is enough
  116. [19:14:18] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : maybe
  117. [19:14:28] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : but this conversation is so amazing
  118. [19:14:33] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : mercy
  119. [19:14:39] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : pls dont perm ban
  120. [19:14:43] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i learn
  121. [19:14:54] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Cut the act.
  122. [19:15:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if we dont ban them, jobban them from everything but assistant and random name
  123. [19:15:18] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : what act?
  124. [19:15:21] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : A++++ solution
  125. [19:15:35] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if they continue to co-operate, ban them permanently
  126. [19:15:37] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : please you are making Muhammad muhammad, yes that Muhammad cry
  127. [19:15:44] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) banned Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) from Everything Except Assistant
  128. [19:15:47] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : oh fuck you don't even try pulling that
  129. [19:16:07] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) banned ScormX/(Trip Batten) from Everything Except Assistant
  130. [19:16:09] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : i was going to start being merciful until you two started digging your own graves with wild abandon
  131. [19:16:26] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : excuse me daeren but they are gay lovers from canada and afghanistan
  132. [19:16:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : its done for me you are going to ban me i accept my fate
  133. [19:16:50] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they're both in ontario
  134. [19:16:50] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am sorry for what i have done.
  135. [19:16:53] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : pls only small ban
  136. [19:17:06] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : you are a good admin.
  137. [19:17:20] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : pls
  138. [19:17:32] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : but you can see right through me.
  139. [19:17:47] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : This server is lucky to have you.
  140. [19:18:08] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : Read the rules before you play again. If we catch you doing this kind of stuff again, we'll ban you.
  141. [19:18:09] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i bid fairwell
  142. [19:18:17] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames *no client*/(Fabian Hook) : Read the rules before you play again. If we catch you doing this kind of stuff again, we'll ban you.
  143. [19:18:21] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : yes sir
  144. [19:18:22] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i almost wanna ban this one for being such a snide little shit
  145. [19:18:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : thank you
  146. [19:18:53] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : did you nameban them
  147. [19:19:02] HELP: ScormX/(Trip Batten): ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD
  148. [19:19:18] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : yeah okay ban them
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