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- Adventures in Dumb Pubbies, uncut
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- [18:56:45] HELP: Rslain/(Bionic Bob): I'm apparently being arrested by security as security for allowing the detective to interrogate security who were fighting
- [18:58:11] Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay) used adminwho and saw 4 admins.
- [18:58:35] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): Im not sure if this is wrong or not but can a admin look at me
- [18:58:51] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): not sure if these guys are traitors
- [18:59:30] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) jumped to Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)
- [18:59:58] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay) : i cant exactly say yes or no to that but i can sure ask why an officer is beating a naked cuffed man with a welding tool
- [19:00:37] Admin PM: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they were fighting and i stunned them and asked them the story now they are beating me and this other guy to death so
- [19:00:39] PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : exactly why are you beating a naked, cuffed man to death with a lit welder as a security officer
- [19:00:46] PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : exactly why are you beating a naked, cuffed man to death with a lit welder as a security officer
- [19:00:54] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they attacked us
- [19:01:01] HELP: Rslain/(Bionic Bob): I'm going to assume that Trip Batten and Fabian Hook are either traitors and/or mindslaves because they just murdered a sec officer and the detective
- [19:01:02] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they are crazy
- [19:01:06] Admin PM: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : Also i think they are fairly new to this game
- [19:01:07] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i had to defend my life.
- [19:01:13] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : how new are you to this game
- [19:01:21] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : how new are you to this
- [19:01:30] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am new king of
- [19:01:34] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am new
- [19:01:44] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they
- [19:01:51] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) sent Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) to the prison zone.
- [19:01:55] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) sent ScormX/(Trip Batten) to the prison zone.
- [19:02:07] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they tryed to kill me
- [19:02:32] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : the brig is there for a reason. petty crimes are meant to be met with imprisonment, demotion, and the like. i can see the logs
- [19:02:36] Shotgunbill/(Shotgunbill) : oh jeez what's going on
- [19:02:55] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : is this deathmatch?
- [19:03:03] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am learning game srry
- [19:03:06] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : these two are The WORST
- [19:03:10] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : fuck
- [19:03:15] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) jumped to Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)
- [19:03:18] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : no, this is the prison zone
- [19:03:21] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am trying to learn this game
- [19:03:27] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : its is really hard
- [19:03:27] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : where people who have not read the rules go
- [19:03:33] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : another chance?
- [19:03:37] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : what rule
- [19:03:44] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): they killed the other buy
- [19:03:44] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : here's a hint: don't play security without reading the rules
- [19:03:52] HELP: Vinigar_Tea_Party/(Paget Catleay): Guy sorry
- [19:03:54] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : the ones that the game tells you to go read when it starts
- [19:04:01] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i will do that next time
- [19:04:08] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : oh i never know
- [19:04:14] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : wiki.ss13.co is where our rules are
- [19:04:24] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : wiki.ss13.co is where the rules are
- [19:04:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ok so if i read i can get out?
- [19:04:34] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ok ty
- [19:04:40] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : are you talking to Trip Batten using out-of-game communications
- [19:04:46] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : no
- [19:04:48] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : are you talking to Fabian Hook using out-of-game communication
- [19:04:54] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : do you know them out-of-game
- [19:04:55] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : im not
- [19:04:57] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we juust trying to learn
- [19:05:02] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ya
- [19:05:05] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we have no mics
- [19:05:16] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i know him in real life
- [19:05:47] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : welp
- [19:06:04] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : why we have gun
- [19:06:05] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : I was just gonna ask them "We want you to explain why what you did was wrong. Once you've done that, you can be free."
- [19:06:10] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if we no allowed to kill?
- [19:06:13] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : here's what i'm gonna do for you two since you're new. I'm going to jobban you from security and heads of staff so you can learn the game without being in a position of authority where you can screw things up on accident or on purpose, and you guys should REALLY go read the rules in their entirety. back and forth. job roles too. murdering defenseless prisoners as security officers is basically the absolute worst thing you can do
- [19:06:29] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : here's what i'm gonna do for you two since you're new. I'm going to jobban you from security and heads of staff so you can learn the game without being in a position of authority where you can screw things up on accident or on purpose, and you guys should REALLY go read the rules in their entirety. back and forth. job roles too. murdering defenseless prisoners as security officers is basically the absolute worst thing you can do
- [19:06:31] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : why we have gun if we no kill??
- [19:06:38] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Imagine you're a cop. Do cops use guns just because they can?
- [19:06:38] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : note all of your tools are NONLETHAL.
- [19:07:06] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : but i see laser gun
- [19:07:10] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : so i think
- [19:07:30] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : that's the Head of Security's, and he's trusted to have it because he knows when lethal force is necessary. 'naked cuffed man half dead' is not one of those times!!
- [19:07:32] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : this keeps getting better
- [19:07:36] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : uh no but this is game
- [19:07:46] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : imagine your county police cuffing you and stripping you naked and beating you to death and shooting your corpse
- [19:07:52] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : how long you think they're gonna keep their job
- [19:08:07] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : do you get paid to be an admin?
- [19:08:11] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : srry me no englsh
- [19:08:25] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : what language then
- [19:08:42] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : no, and i deeply regret that when i have to deal with people who try to pull 'i cant speak english' like your friend when you're already fluent up until i get mad
- [19:08:54] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : afgan
- [19:09:05] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : my name is abu
- [19:09:06] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : :psyduck:
- [19:09:11] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : lmao
- [19:09:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : :psyboom:
- [19:09:18] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i have another who translates -that friend
- [19:09:36] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : something tells me you'd spell afghan properly if you were from afghanistan
- [19:10:01] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i was gonna go easy on them but now i'm just gonna ban them if they keep this up
- [19:10:05] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : misstype
- [19:10:14] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : this keeps getting better
- [19:10:27] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : ask where they are in afghanistan
- [19:10:39] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : misss cummuitcation
- [19:10:50] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) added a note for scormx: suspected+meta-gamer+-+working+with+lolmindgames
- [19:10:50] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : what region are you from
- [19:11:36] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : funfax these two goons are possibly the dumbest sec players i've yet had to yell at
- [19:11:44] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) added a note for lolmindgames: suspected+meta-gamer+-+ScormX+is+his+friend
- [19:11:56] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : you made abdu cry...
- [19:12:07] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : also i looked up lolmindgames's IP, it's ontario
- [19:12:07] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am in canada
- [19:12:25] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Excellent. How do you know scormx in real life?
- [19:12:36] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : How do you know lolmindgames in real life?
- [19:12:43] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : lmao this is amazing
- [19:12:49] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i
- [19:12:50] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : this feels like a soap opera
- [19:12:59] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are gay and we meet each other
- [19:13:09] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : hahahahahah
- [19:13:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : also "do you get paid" "no but you're making me regret that" is possibly the meanest thing i've said as an admin
- [19:13:19] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : we are a couple.
- [19:13:26] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : welp.
- [19:13:36] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : my soap opera analogy continues to grow more apt
- [19:13:38] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : tell us why we shouldn't ban both of you outright
- [19:13:41] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are in relationship
- [19:13:49] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : and we play
- [19:13:57] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : because of mercy
- [19:14:01] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i've got a trick maybe
- [19:14:03] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : we are new
- [19:14:08] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : ban one from one server, the other from the other?
- [19:14:11] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : a job ban is enough
- [19:14:18] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : maybe
- [19:14:28] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : but this conversation is so amazing
- [19:14:33] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : mercy
- [19:14:39] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : pls dont perm ban
- [19:14:43] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : i learn
- [19:14:54] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) : Cut the act.
- [19:15:14] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if we dont ban them, jobban them from everything but assistant and random name
- [19:15:18] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : what act?
- [19:15:21] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : A++++ solution
- [19:15:35] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : if they continue to co-operate, ban them permanently
- [19:15:37] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : please you are making Muhammad muhammad, yes that Muhammad cry
- [19:15:44] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) banned Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook) from Everything Except Assistant
- [19:15:47] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : oh fuck you don't even try pulling that
- [19:16:07] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) banned ScormX/(Trip Batten) from Everything Except Assistant
- [19:16:09] Admin PM: Daeren/(Ensign Daeren)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : i was going to start being merciful until you two started digging your own graves with wild abandon
- [19:16:26] Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : excuse me daeren but they are gay lovers from canada and afghanistan
- [19:16:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : its done for me you are going to ban me i accept my fate
- [19:16:50] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : they're both in ontario
- [19:16:50] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i am sorry for what i have done.
- [19:16:53] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith) : pls only small ban
- [19:17:06] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : you are a good admin.
- [19:17:20] Admin PM: Lolmindgames/(Fabian Hook)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : pls
- [19:17:32] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : but you can see right through me.
- [19:17:47] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : This server is lucky to have you.
- [19:18:08] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->ScormX/(Trip Batten) : Read the rules before you play again. If we catch you doing this kind of stuff again, we'll ban you.
- [19:18:09] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i bid fairwell
- [19:18:17] Admin PM: Shotgunbill/(Granny Smith)->Lolmindgames *no client*/(Fabian Hook) : Read the rules before you play again. If we catch you doing this kind of stuff again, we'll ban you.
- [19:18:21] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : yes sir
- [19:18:22] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : i almost wanna ban this one for being such a snide little shit
- [19:18:28] Admin PM: ScormX/(Trip Batten)->Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : thank you
- [19:18:53] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : did you nameban them
- [19:19:02] HELP: ScormX/(Trip Batten): ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD ABDU MUHAMMAD
- [19:19:18] Daeren/(Ensign Daeren) : yeah okay ban them
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