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Sacrificing ritual

Apr 5th, 2012
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  1. >be a cruel fluffy pony abuser
  2. >watch the news
  3. >there is a report about two people who were stranded on an island for months
  4. >what catches your ear is that the island is inhabited by thousands of wild fluffy ponies
  5. >interesting
  6. >rent a cruising yacht
  7. >travel to the island under good weather conditions
  8. >uneventful voyage
  9. >your maps of the island show small bay where you can park the ship
  10. >go explore the island
  11. >find the airplane wreckage that was mentioned in the interview
  12. >a huge amount of fluffy ponies are surrounding it
  13. >these must be the fluffy pones mentioned in the interview
  14. >they seem to be crying hysterically at the wreckage
  15. >you think that they are also dancing around it
  16. >of coure, they are urinating and defecating while shaking their bodies
  17. >you approach cautiously, so that they won't run away
  18. >listen to their screams
  19. >"bwig munsta. pwease no eat fwuffies. take dis fwuffie but pwease no eat fwends"
  20. >one of the fluffy ponies is marching slowly through the crowd, the others crying and giving it hugs
  21. >the fluffy pony approaches the wreckage, shivering and lying in front of it
  22. >all the other fluffy ponies are wailing
  23. >this goes on for a while
  24. >the fluffy pony lying in front of the wreckage then stands up
  25. >looks around quite confused
  26. >suddenly yells "meanie munsta no eat fwuffie! munsta no eat fwuffie!" as if it had survived some terrible ordeal
  27.  
  28. >the others are now also cheering and crying in joy "fwuffies sowwy." "fwuffie give thanks to munsta fo' no eating fwuffie!"
  29. >you are quite confused about what happened
  30. >you retreat back, exploring as much of the island as possible while making sure that no fluffy pony sees you
  31. >your cunning disguise is some green face paint as well as some sticks with leaves in front of you
  32. >it is working very well, as you often stumble into fluffy ponies that are ignoring you
  33. >after this, retreat back to the bay on the other side where your ship is anchoring
  34. >return again to explore the rest of the island
  35. >at high noon, find out that the fluffy ponies are repeating the nonsense they did yesterday at the wreckage
  36. >they are chanting, crying, and then one of them approaches the broken airplane again while sobbing and whining about not wanting to be eaten
  37. >after nothing bad happens to the fluffy pony, the herd rejoices again with dancing and hugging
  38. >you now realize that the fluffy ponies are conducting some kind of sacrificing ritual
  39. >the two who crashlanded on the island must have inflicted an extremely powerful trauma to the fluffy ponies for them to start such a behaviour
  40. >of course, with their tiny brains, the fluffy ponies might have forgotten about the incident, weren't it for the plain wreck still on the island
  41. >they are associating the plane with death
  42. >appeasing sacrificial quasi-religion started around the plane
  43. >you chuckle about your findings
  44. >finish exploration of entire island
  45. >know about every relevant place
  46. >next day starts
  47.  
  48. >fluffy ponies wake up and play around, hugging, eating, and drinking cautiously
  49. >soon, high noon starts again
  50. >fluffy ponies all gather back to the airplane wreckage to start appeasing ritual again
  51. >crying, shivering, and hugging each another
  52. >again one is somehow chosen to become the sacrifice
  53. >it stumbles forward slowly
  54. >then the wailing and crying begins again
  55. >the sacrificial fluffy pony lies in front of the airplane
  56. >as again, the sacrifice stands up again after nothing happens, blowing a raspberry in relief
  57. >cheering and dancing
  58. >suddenly, you emerge from the insides of the wreckage
  59. >clad in black heavy clothes, mask and gloves
  60. >the fluffy ponie are all stunned from your sudden appearance, practically all losing control over their bladder
  61. >as always, they do not think about running away
  62. >pack the sacrifice
  63. >it screams and wiggles it tiny legs around
  64. >the fluffy ponies are all screaming and screaming now
  65. >"WELL DONE, VERMIN! I ACCEPT YOUR SACRIFICE!" you lay it on them theatrical and overly dramatic
  66. >squeeze fluffy pony slowly around its stomach
  67. >it bites one of your fingers
  68. >the gloves protect you from its extremely weak teeth, not that you would have needed it
  69. >the other fluffy ponies do nothing but watch in horror as you squeeze the life out of the chosen fluffy pony
  70.  
  71. >fluffy pony feels its inner organs and bones squishing and breaking
  72. >"No Pwease Stop! Huwt Fwuffie! Pwease Stop Huwt Fwufffff..." it screams out, before being unable to continue talking
  73. >blood comes out from its mouth
  74. >its bowels are emptied, but you have wisely held its body away from you
  75. >entrails explode out from fluffy pony's mouth
  76. >it is dead
  77. >throw the dead fluffy pony into the screaming crowd
  78. >when it hits them and sprays them with its blood, they now panic and run over each another, hurting themselves in the confusion
  79. >"YOU HAVE DONE ALL VERY WELL! BUT REMEMBER, SHOULD I NOT RECEIVE MY DAILY SACRIFICE, YOU WILL ALL PAY DEARLY!" you shout
  80. >many fluffy ponies are lying on the ground, their legs broken when others trampled on them
  81. >"pwease hewp fwuffie" "no weave wi' munsta" "hewp hewp fwuffie huwt" they beg for their comrades
  82. >you collect them all up while they attempt to struggle or continue crying for help, and then drop them away a good distance into the woods before leaving
  83. >return to them with your extremely cunning disguise to spy on them
  84. >the fluffy ponies are all emerging from their hiding places to the ones who can't walk
  85. >"huggies make booboo go 'way" "huggies make bettah" and other typical fluffy pony-nonsense
  86. >still, it does comfort the one hurt ones, even although the fluffy ponies giving hugs do carelessly walk several times on their legs, making the pain worse, who are then given more hugs to make the pain go away
  87. >hilarious
  88.  
  89. >after a while, the fluffy ponies start 'discussing' about "meanie munsta take fwend 'way" "what fwuffies do" "no can wun no can wun" "meanie munsta eat fwuffie" "huwt smawty fwend"
  90. >they cry and sob, soiling themselves while talking about you
  91. >in the end, nothing is decided, but fear runs visibly rampant in their minds
  92. >you return to ship
  93. >next day
  94. >ritual begins again
  95. >you come out, hurting and slowly killing the sacrificial fluffy pony in front of their eyes even more brutally than yesterday
  96. >and the fluffy ponies can do nothing but watch in horror
  97. >again they run in panic after you throw the mangled corpse into their midsts, again they panic and run over each another
  98. >and again you bring the ones too hurt to flee after the fluffy stampede into the forest in the same spot, while they wriggle and whine
  99. >see that some of the fluffy ponies you brought here yesterday are still lying there
  100. >some are dead
  101. >you don't care, and drop the ones you are carrying on them
  102. >go away, to return with your cunning twig-disguise to spy again
  103. >this time, the fluffy ponies seem to be quite angry, as angry as fluffy ponies can be
  104. >the pain in the face of the fluffy ponies with the broken legs angers them, and they fault you for being responsible
  105. >which is quite true, you grin behind the leaves
  106. >"no wike munsta" "munsta go 'way" "fwuffies need smawty fwend to make munsta go 'way", they decide
  107. >one of them steps forward
  108.  
  109. >seems that this one is the selected leader
  110. >"fwuffie have pwan. when meanie munsta take fwend 'way, fwuffies make munsta huwt togetha. then munsta go 'way!" it proudly presents to them
  111. >the fluffy ponies are all stomping their tiny soft marshmallow-like hoove to the ground in approval
  112. >as do the ones whose legs are broken
  113. >this causes them to cry in pain, and the "fwuffie give huggies to make booboo go 'way"-scene to repeat again, where they trample on their legs
  114. >you find this absolutely hilarious
  115. >next day arrives
  116. >the ritual commences again on high noon
  117. >"I ACCEPT YOUR SACRIFICE, VERMIN! YOU ARE VERY OBEDIANT. THEREFORE, YOU SHALL NOT FEEL MY WRATH!" you below
  118. >the moment you grab the fluffy pony who is lying there as the sacrifice, the 'smart friend' screams "now fwuffies make munsta go 'way", and the fluffy ponies charge at you
  119. >"WHAT IS THIS INSOLENCE? VERMIN, YOU DARE TO ATTACK YOUR MASTER?" you shout at them
  120. >the fluffy ponies are all surrounding your legs
  121. >they stab your legs and shoes with their blunt weak horns, attempt to kick them with their soft hooves, or bite with their tiny mouth and small teeth
  122. >they can't ever penetrate the heavy pants or the combat boots you are wearing
  123. >fluffy ponies are all just hurting themselves
  124. >the ones behind press foward, hurting the fluffy ponies at the front as they are all pushed against your legs
  125. >the 'charge' goes on
  126.  
  127. >after a while, you now decide to finally end this
  128. >you just stomp on the fluffy ponies randomly, squashing them beneath your heavy steps
  129. >it takes a while until their moral is broken
  130. >they then retreat
  131. >the fluffy ponies who have been injured in the attack by 'friendly fire', or 'friendly fluffies', as you like to say it, are all again trying to crawl away
  132. >you stomp all of them except one
  133. >it's the 'smart friend'
  134. >what a coincidence
  135. >"LITTLE VERMIN! YOU CANNOT WIN AGAINST ME! YOUR INSOLENCE HAS COST YOU DEARLY! I NOW DEMAND THAT ALL YOUR BABY FLUFFY PONIES ARE GIVEN TO ME AS SACRIFICE!" you demand while shaking it violently, but not enough to kill it
  136. >"nuuu! no take babehs. fw-fwuffies can give huggies" it tries to negotiate
  137. >"NO! ALL YOUR FOALS, OR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH" you scream loudly at it
  138. >then you drop the fluffy pony to the place you always bring them
  139. >some laming fluffy ponies see you and try to escape
  140. >you stomp them all dead
  141. >"REMEMBER MY WORDS, VERMIN!", and then you leave
  142. >fluffy ponies gather around, sobbing pitifully
  143. >"wha' can fwuffies do?" "why meanie munsta no go 'way?" "smawt fwend ouchies?" they cry
  144. >the 'smart friend' explains to them what you told it
  145. >the fluffy ponies are all throwing a tantrum "fwuffies no give babehs" "meanie munsta neva get babehs" "smawt fwend get pwan to make munsta go 'way"
  146. >the 'smart friend' says nothing
  147.  
  148. >the brutal failure of their assault has crushed its spirit, and the pain from its broken legs makes it unable to participate in the 'discussion'
  149. >some of the fluffy ponies are giving hugs to it, repeating "huggies make booboos go 'way"
  150. >one of the fluffy pony steps forward, like their 'smart friend' did the day before
  151. >"fwuffie will wead. fwuffies make munsta go 'way. smawt fwend get bettah" it asserts to the great herde
  152. >soft bumbing applause with their tiny marshmallow-like hooves again
  153. >the next day, there is no sacrifice
  154. >the fluffy ponies just yell at the airplane and you "Meanie Munsta! Go 'Way! Fwuffies Want Munsta Go 'Way! Neva Come Back!" they chant
  155. >you step out
  156. >you are hiding something in your back
  157. >the fluffy ponies snarl and growl at you
  158. >except for the volume, two or three newborn mice would sound more terrifying than all the fluffy ponies combined
  159. >you step slowly forward
  160. >the fluffy ponies do not move an inch, determined to make you go away
  161. >you ominously present what were hiding in your back
  162. >a broomstick
  163.  
  164. >"FEEL MY WRATH! NOW YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED! WITH THE SORRY-STICK!" you loudly exclaim
  165. >sweep at the fluffy ponies with the broomstick like a farmer mows down ripe corn with a scythe
  166. >yes, you are fantasizing yourself as the 'Fluffy Pony Death'
  167. >the huge herd stands no chance against you with your mighty sorry-stick
  168. >they attempt to resist, making some ill-disciplined counter-attacks, but are then driven back
  169. >this time, you pursue them
  170. >they scream in terror, while you walk normally behind them, stabbing whatever fluffy pony is too slow to flee from you right into its mouth, chocking them or just piercing right through their useless skull
  171. >you laugh, and hunt them down, slowly one by one
  172. >some 'hide' by closing their eyes
  173. >you play cruel mind games with them, saying that you don't see them either and that you will go away
  174. >when they open their eyes, they see you still standing in front of them, before they get blunted in their face with your sorry-stick
  175. >others attempt to escape by jumping into the small rivers of the island or the open ocean
  176. >they all drown
  177. >it is a typical one-sided butchery, only interrupted whenever you feel hungry or thirsty and return to the boat to eat and drink, and then return to hunt them down
  178. >this goes on until it gets dark
  179.  
  180. >the next day arrives
  181. >the remaining fluffy ponies have all gathered in front of the airplane wreckage
  182. >there are still many of them left
  183. >a very large number of smaller fluffy ponies, many who can't stand or are crying for their mothers are lying in front, many of them begging for "mommie mommie no wike munsta pwease no make dis"
  184. >"HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, VERMIN?" you ask with a thunderous voice
  185. >"fwuffies sowwy, pwease no mo sowwy-stick" "pwease no take babehs" "fwuffie sowwy" they sob
  186. >"WHO IS YOUR SMART FRIEND?" you demand to know
  187. >the fluffy pony from before pushes forward, every step with its broken legs it makes nearly making it unconscious
  188. >it looks up to you
  189. >"ARE THESE ALL YOUR CHILDREN?" you shout
  190. >"yes, pwease no make ouchies" it reassures
  191. >"LIES! YOU ALL LIE! YOU ARE STILL HIDING SOME OF YOUR CHILDREN IN THE WOODS TOGETHER WITH THEIR MOTHERS. BRING THEM TO ME, OR FEEL MY WRATH!", you accuse to them
  192. >"no, pwease no take aww babehs 'way. dis enough babehs", they scream hysterically
  193. >you just lift your broomstick above you
  194. >some of the fluffy ponies immediately tattle "babehs nea' nummies pwease no sowwy-stick"
  195. >"BRING THEM ALL TO ME!", you lord over them
  196. >the tattletales immediately run to the woods, while the rest begs you for forgiveness and mercy
  197. >the tattletale ponies return with some newborn fluffy ponies, while other foals that are capable of walking are following them, obliviously asking "wha' fwuffies pway? whew fwffies go?", just behind are some of their mothers crawling "No Take Babehs! No Take Babehs! Pwease No Take Babehs!" with tears in their eyes
  198.  
  199. >this horrific scenes makes some of the pregnant dams in the herd go into labour
  200. >they fluffsplode and give birth to premature newborns
  201. >"nuuuuu! why fwuffies make boombooom? no make boomboom when new babehs! no good for mommah!", the others cry, too late for them
  202. >all the new children are then also brought in front of you
  203. >their utter despair in their eyes tells you that these are indeed all the fluffy foals on the island
  204. >"SMART ONE!" you suddenly shout
  205. >it looks upon you terrified
  206. >"STOMP THESE FOALS!" you coldly order
  207. >it tries to complain, but you repeat "I SAID STOMP THESE FOALS!"
  208. >the 'smart friend' slowly approaches the little fillies and colts, who are asking "wha fwuffies pway? why fwend make sad fwace?"
  209. >the 'smart friend' hesitates
  210. >"DO IT!"
  211. >the broken legs of the 'smart friend' run down on the little fluffy foals
  212. >they cry in pain
  213. >some of the fluffy ponies try to rush to their aid
  214. >a quick jab to their back breaks their spines, making them unable to run
  215. >they can do nothing but watch as their "leadar" is killling all their youngs, shouting "Smawty Fwend No Make dis! Pwease Stop! No Make Dis. Pwease Stop!"
  216.  
  217. >they are all watching the fluffy foalicide in wordless terror, sobing with bitter tears
  218. >its broken legs does hurt the 'smart friend', until it falls unconscious
  219. >you sweep it with the brittle end of your sorry-stick at it, rubbing it against the ground until only a bloody smear remains
  220. >then you point with your broomstick to one fluffy pony who doesn't seem to be crippled, and shout "YOU! CONTINUE WHAT YOUR LEADER DID! NO BACKTALK!"
  221. >your intimidating presence compels the fluffy pony to do what you ordered it to do
  222. >the fluffy foals are trying to escape, crying for help, but whenever they get to far away, you sweep them back close to you, carefully enough to not kill them outright
  223. >this goes on and on
  224. >no fluffy foals remain alive
  225. >"I AM NOW PLEASED AGAIN! I WILL GO TO SLEEP, BUT REMEMBER THIS, VERMIN! REMEMBER YOUR INSOLENCE! REMEMBER HOW YOU KILLED YOUR CHILDREN, BECAUSE YOU WERE NAUGHTY! YOU ARE ALL AT FAULT! THOSE WHO ARE NAUGHTY WILL BE PUNISHED! NOBODY LOVES NAUGHTY FLUFFY PONIES, IS THAT CLEAR?!" you triumphantly state, not really caring about their answer
  226. >the fluffy ponies are silent, soiling themselves in their filth filled with theirshame
  227. >"ALSO, YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOW BE DIFFERENT! THE ONE YOU HAVE CHOSEN MUST GO INTO THE WATER!"
  228. >"but wawa bad fo fwuffies" one remarks
  229. >"THIS FLUFFY PONY SHALL BE YOUR SACRIFICE FOR TOMORROW!" you point at the one who dared talking
  230. >the fluffy ponies are all watching the condemned one
  231. >it is silent
  232. >the fluffy ponies leave, their hearts broken
  233.  
  234. >you made a drawing that is showing the events in chronological order
  235. >it's not very good, but one can recognize humanoid figure in black terrorising little fluffy ponies
  236. >you glue the drawing to the airplane wreck, making sure that they will never forget these events
  237. >you return to the ship
  238. >next day, you put on your ultra-cunning twigs-and-leaves-disguise that has fooled the fluffy ponies since you arrived
  239. >the fluffy ponies are all gathered around the airplane wreck
  240. >all are sobbing when they watch the drawings
  241. >many go catatonic
  242. >they commence the sacrificial ritual
  243. >the one you had chosen from yesterday walks towards the ocean
  244. >it seems to have many bruises in its face
  245. >it was certainly reminded violently by the other fluffy ponies of its 'destiny'
  246. >"no wawa bad! fwuffie no wike wava! bad wawa! bad wawa!" it tries to scream when the waves engulf the fluffy pony
  247. >the others are standing there, giving grim looks to it
  248. >the fluffy pony returns into the water, knowing that nobody will help it or give hugs for it
  249. >it soon drowns
  250. >hilarious
  251. >but you now have to return the boat, or else pay the fees
  252. >you travel back
  253. >those were well-spent holidays, you think to yourself
  254. >return to your daily life
  255. >decide to return to island the next time with some of your co-workers, who are also into fluffy pony abuse
  256. >and to record all of this on tape
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