Show me your Dick - Comedy dick worship (Bon Bon)

>"Show me your dick, Anon"

>Day wat in Equestria
>You and Bon Bon are strolling through town together casually. You both talk about your plans for the day, the occasional laugh and some light gossip.
>She was a cute lil' pone. Very friendly and always offered you little treats she'd whip up and wrap.
>Cute as cute can be.
>"Show me your dick, Anon."
>Your perception of the candy horse is effectively RKO'd
>You stumble over your words, over taken by such an abrupt question. You babble in confusion.
>"You do have one right?"
I mean. Yeah. I have one. Why do you want to see?
>"You're clothed all the time. Us ponies like to see each other's bodies. It's the norm here in Equestria. It sorta helps us to decide who we'd like to be with."
>Window shopping.
>You adorn an awkward face and look left to right to see a few ponies minding their business. No one is really looking.
Right here?
>"It's really not a big deal. Just whip it out and let's see!"
Well alright...
>You slowly slide your pants and undergarments down with one hand and pull your junk up over it with the other.
>There you are, chubbed up from the excitement of the situation, totally exposed in the middle of the street in front of pone.
>"Hmm... Alright."
>She begin to trot off away from you with the same smile she's had all along, leaving you alone and awkward.
>A group of little fillies and colts pass by, snickering and pointing at your naked dick.
>wat


>You're quick to shove your dick back into your pants after being completely immasculated in front of the children horses.
>Fucking horses
>Scampering quickly after candy butt, you finally catch up to her.
What the fuck was that? You can't just ask to see then go away.
>"What? I asked to see and you showed me! Thanks!"
>She says this so smugly, seemingly trying to hold back a giggle.
>You fluster.
Well? What do you think?
>"Hehe! I think that you have a weird monkey dick! Also your size suits you very well. Proportion and all."
>This riles you up even more. Time for some reciprocation. You've notices that all the female ponies hug their rear ends a little more tightly than the males with their tail.
Well how about you show me your vagina then?
>Bon Bon stops in her tracks, turning to you head on with the most amused grin.
>"I'll do no such thing! Half of the mare's job in mating is hiding herself away. Subtle and tempt, Anon. It's an arsenal to be wary of."
>She snickers playfully at you again. She tricked you.
>Bon Bon then walks a few steps ahead of you before turning around and giving you another quick smug smile.
>"Your dick's cute though. Perhaps we can cozy down later and you can show me again?"

>With a slight air of hanging awkwardness from you to her, you continue to hangout with her and go from stall to stall in the market.
>You noticed that Bon Bon would lightly bump the side of your hip occasionally while walking. She seemed more playful after the little event from earlier.
>Bon Bon was trying to be endearing to you. She was definitely up to something sneaky like before.
>The pair of you stop at the Sweet Apple Acre's apple stall, ponied by Apple Jack herself.
>You try to steal a few apples discreetly and hide them in her bag.
>Alas you're caught.
>After a few moments of Bon Bon declaring that she didn't put those in her bag, her and AJ try to work out a theifs payment.
>AJ "Well since it was the humans fault to begin with, he'll have to pay."
I have no money. I'm poor.
>AJ "That ain't gonna cut it. Y'all better think of something before I call the guards."
>Bon Bon motions you down to her. You bend down a bit and put your ear to her mouth.
>She whispers.
>"Show her your dick, Anon."

>Show her your dick, Anon. This was the answer Bon Bon had for you. You whisper angrily back to her.
I'm not doing that. That's going to make things worse.
>"No it's not. You gotta trust me on this one. Show her your dick. Do it!"
I'm not doin' it!
>"Do it!"
>Bon Bon's face of excitement and pure joy overwhelm you. She's lived here all her life. May as well take her retarded advice. What's the worse that's gonna happen to you. None of the ponies hug you for a week?
>You stand straight up and look AJ straight in the eyes with confidence. You once again let your legwear and boxers drop. This time they plummet to the ground, showing off your cock and balls in all their primitive glory.
>AJ boredly looks down to you neither regions, where both her eye brows raise.
>A slight breeze rolls by, filling the silence with wind.
>The country pony clears her throat and look back up to your face with a slightly more enamored look
>AJ "Well shoot. That's an interesting dick. I'll drop the charges for now. Keep the apples too in good faith that you won't need to come back and steal again."
>Why did that work the exact opposite way you expected.
>Bon Bon turns you around and begins walking you away from the stall. You trip a little while pulling your shit back up.
>"Thank you so much, Apple Jack! I'll be sure to keep a better eye on him!"
>AJ "Come on down to the barn later on, y'hear? Bring your human friend too! I'd like to spend some time with him!"
>Once out of ear shot and around a corner, you finally speak up to candy horse.
Why the fuck did that work. What the actual fuck. Why is my dick solving problems, Bon Bon?
>"Because, Anon. Your dick has great power. As soon as you showed me it's been the only thing that's on my mind. Not like I want to FUCK it necessarily... But...."
>Bono pone turns to you with a great big goofy smile.
>"Because it's just so cute!!"

>Advanced confusion and trouble smears your whole face in a plethora of complete and utter fuck.
What do you mean it's cute? It's a dick. Dick's aren't classically "Cute". They're all veiny and... Evil looking. They...They look like they want to rape!
>Bon Bon shakes her head with a smile.
>" Mmm mmm! Not yours! Your dick's the kind I wanna hug and dress up. I just wanna wrap it all up nice and cozy and rock it to sleep, Anon. And I'm one of the most sane ponies in town. That's why I knew Apple Jack would have just loved to see it. It's like magic!"
>What is this horse on about. She emasculates your pride and manhood and goes on to say this is a constant advantage.
I.. I just don't understand. Your brains all fucky. And we got lucky that it worked on hillbilly barbeque back there. I need more proof I guess.
>Bonnie Raises a hoof to her chinny chin chin and ponders. After a moment she raises her hoof and exclaims.
>"To Sugarcube Corner!"

>Around the bend the pair of you walk, basically touching the whole time, to the shop previously mentioned
>Sugarcube Corner was the busiest place in town. The lines always went out the door and down the street a bit.
>"Anon. We're not waiting in line today. We're going straight to the front, baby!"
Bon, This is absolutely ridiculous. They're not all going to want to see my dick.
>"Look again, Anon. They're all mares~~~!"
>Sure enough, they were all indeed females. Funny about the ratio of male to female in this town.
So what, I'm just gonna go ahead and-
>"SHOW THEM YOUR DICK, ANON!!!"

>Without a moment hesitation, Bon Bon swings around to the front of you and bites onto your pants. She tugs them straight down to expose you of your hidden and apparently glorious penis. She raises her head and bring a hoof up to her mouth, emitting an extremely loud whistle
>"Behold, ladies! Man penis!"
>Every single impatient pony in the line turns their head calmly straight to you. Within a breath of a second, every ponies eyes were fixated upon you.
>They trotted happily closer, totally enamored. The ponies in the shop pressed their faces against the windows, desperately trying to get an eyeful of your man meat.
>A chorus of "Ooh"s and "Awwh"s fill the air in a messy harmony. They then murmur among themselves, asking rhetorical questions, totally in love with your adorable little human dick.
>You were borderline exasperated with how this little trick worked. These horses were so fucked.
>While the ponies grew closer to you, crowding around you and examining your dick closer and closer, you see Bon Bon sneak her way inside.
>After a few minutes of little ponies looking up to you with enormous pupils, the shy prod and debate teams forming, Bon Bon retreats from the shop with a large bag of goodies.
>You bend down to grab your pants, separating the flood of colorful ponies, only to be met at the last second by one Pinkie Pie.
>It seemed that without noticing, your dick had been covered in whip cream. A cherry on top was the cherry on top.
>PP "What an awesome-mazing dick you have, Nonny! Why don't you come inside so I can.. Clean you up?"
>You grab the base of your dick and push all the whip cream onto Ponker's face. The Cherry lands on her nose.
>Without another moment of hesitation, your pants come right back up and you push horses outta your way to the clear.
>You need to have a serious word with Bon Bon

>Catching up once again with Bon Bon and a sticky-from-the-whip-cream dick, you hold out your hand.
>Bon Bon lets go of one of one of the end of the closed bag for you. You reach in and pull out a muffin and bite into it.
>Tastes like you earned it.

>Later in the night on you're back at Bon Bon's place. The whole night she's been extra kind to you, offering drinks, fetching you treats and generally pampering you.
>You hated to admit it, but you knew full well why you were receiving such nice treatment.
>She wants your dick.
>To play with.
>Because it's cute.
>You were sat on the couch, resting against it's arm. Bon Bon comes back into the room with the remainder of the baked goods.
Y'know, you can just ask.
>" Hmm? Just ask? I don't know what you're talking about!"
>She hops up onto the couch, being sure to get nice and cozy against you with a hoof on your lap.
I know you're being really nice to me to have my dick. I know you don't wanna.. Y'know. 'fuck it' like you said before. But if you want to play with it you can.
>Bon Bon rolls her eyes with a smile.
>"Oh my! The monkey's letting me play with his dick? Ooohh wooow what a privilege!"
>You both share a short laugh, put in a delightful ease.
Say it
>Bon Bon laughs again, shaking her head in comedy disbelief. She clears her throat and smiles up to you.
>"Show me your dick, Anon."
>Pants are removed. Pony helps push them away.
>Your dick lays before her as she tries to hold back calmly. You can tell she wants to do something with it though, the way her eyes are locked on.
Well? go on.
>Bon Bon licks her lips.
>"Don't mind if I do!"

fin