The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018) HD

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Three euro.

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Two. I'll give it for two.

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One-fifty?

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♪ Happy birthday to you

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♪ Happy birthday to you

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♪ Happy birthday
Audrey Stockman

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♪ This little lady over here

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♪ This funny, gorgeous

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♪ Funny, wonderful lady
over here

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♪ It's Audrey

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♪ It's your birthday
and you're 30 today

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♪ I love you
Happy birthday ♪

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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.

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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?

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Audrey, you know me. You know
that I own microphones.

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Fuck me! Tess is here.

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- Oh, my God!
- The audacity.

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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris

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to show up here
at your birthday.

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- Morgan...
- There was a minimum

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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.

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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!

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I didn't think she would come.

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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.

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I'm gonna kill myself.

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What do I say? Huh? Like,

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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."

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- How do I explain that?
- I know.

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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.

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No. I'm a really bad liar.

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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.

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And then people know
that you're lying.

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You have to be concise
about it.

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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.

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- Um, what have you been up to?
- I bought a boat. And we're out.

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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.

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- Let's do this.
- Okay.

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Hey, ladies!

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- I can't do this.
- Oh, you're fucking dead to me!

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Happy birthday!

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Hey, girl!

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Where's your
adorable boyfriend?

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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.

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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,

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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...

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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.

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But then
I see you two together,

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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."

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Where is he?
So I can hug him.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, God. Oh, come on.

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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...

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...and I just auditioned

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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.

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- And?
- They told me

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I was too authentic.
Anyway...

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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?

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Well, it depends.

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You say how you like,
you know?

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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.

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Okay.

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That's what this is?

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- You know...
- All right.

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You have face like doll.

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Mmm. Okay.

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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.

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You know,
I was gonna drive home,

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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.

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Hit me.

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Wait, I can use this.

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Come here.

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- Audrey.
- Yeah?

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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.

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He has something that
he wants to say to you.

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- I do?
- Yeah, yeah.

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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.

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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity

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for good instead of for evil?

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Just tell her
what you told me before.

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What are you doing?

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You have doll face.

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No, make it specific to her.

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Like really
objectify her.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Okay, cool. Uh...

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You have big baby eyes.

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- Mmm.
- And, phew, soft...

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- Supple udders. Yeah.
- Oh.

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- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- Wow!

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Thank you so much, Viktor.

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- You've done good work.
- Okay.

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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, bye-bye.

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I fucking hate you.

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Oh, come on! You're smiling.

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Hey, Audrey.
Where's Drew?

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He drowned.

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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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- You have to move on.
- Yes, I know.

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It's just really hard
to do that

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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,

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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.

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I know.

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- Oh, can I see your phone?
- Yeah.

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I just have to
Google something.

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Whew!

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Who are you texting?

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Morgan, let me see my phone.

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- I'm texting Drew.
- Oh, my God!

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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack.

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"I'm setting your shit
on fire."

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Oh, my God, no!

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Why the fuck
would you write that?

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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.

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Fuck!

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Really, Drew?

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Skid marks
on your underwear?

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What are you, eight?

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Did he want me to wash them?

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Is that why
he broke up with me?

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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?

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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.

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Okay. Oh, what's this?

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Oh.

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This is actually
a handwritten list

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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.

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- Stop! He made notes.
- Yep.

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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."

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Fuckin' idiot.

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- Burn the fire.
- Burn!

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Oh, my God! His trophy.

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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.

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And he saved it.

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No! It's not
even real football.

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It's a fucking fantasy!

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Oh, wait.

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Oh, my God. It's Drew.

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- Hello?
- Hey.

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Really? That's it? "Hey"?

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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.

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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?

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Hold on. What?

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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?

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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,

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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?

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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.

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I'll be back tomorrow.

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Drew?

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Drew!

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- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.

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Happy birthday.

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How...

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- Yep.
- The... Yeah.

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- Uh, it's not my birthday.
- Oh.

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I just kinda wear it
for warmth.

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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...

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"Happy birthday."

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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."

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You're welcome.

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Hey.

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I got a quarter left.

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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,

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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.

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Okay.

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One gum, please.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Um...

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$2.25.

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Have a great day.

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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?

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So, um...

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Where are you from?

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Uh...

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England.

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That's what I thought.

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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that

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people end up
being Australian.

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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.

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Shut up!

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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."

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It's a figure of speech.

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I don't know
if you do that in England.

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What? Figures of speech?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We invented that.

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Right.

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You know, some...

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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment

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following a strange man
somewhere.

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This is how
people get shoved

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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?

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That makes this
rather awkward.

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Mmm.

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Get in the van.

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What?

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Oh, my God! Okay, what is happening?

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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?

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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.

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- He's your boyfriend, right?
- No.

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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.

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Why? Is he in trouble?

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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.

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That's why you're in a van.

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Do you know where

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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?

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Uh, yeah. NPR.

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He had a podcast.
It was about, um...

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I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,

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but like jazz and economics.

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Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.

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Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.

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Wow. Only took you
two minutes.

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Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.

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That podcast
was Drew's cover job.

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Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.

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Listen, Drew was CIA.

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I'm sorry. What?

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Oh, my God!

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You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?

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Ironically.

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- Oh, my God!
- Listen, Drew's gone missing.

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A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.

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Has he been in contact
with you?

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No.

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- Are you sure?
- Mmm-mmm. No.

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Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,

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'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub

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and it stopped working
for a little while.

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That's... Yep,
that's what happened.

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So I went on the Internet,

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and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"

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It said to put it
in a bag of rice,

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so I was like,
"I don't have rice."

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Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.

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Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.

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Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.

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I called him, like,
a thousand times.

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Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.

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I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.

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I'm normal.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.

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Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.

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Oh, wait.
Audrey just got home.

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- I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.

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Viktor is in my room
right now.

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I don't know
who the fuck that is.

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Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.

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Turns out
I left my driver's license.

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He sent me a Facebook message.

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And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.

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- Okay. I don't...
- I don't really... I know,

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I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,

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but I needed
my driver's license back.

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00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:34,079
I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.

258
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,715
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.

259
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:39,018
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.

260
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,486
There he is. Hey.

261
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,254
You remember Audrey
from last night?

262
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,691
Yeah. You know, Audrey,

263
00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:47,295
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."

264
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,297
Michelle Obama.

265
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,199
Okay. I take shower.

266
00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,202
Okay.

267
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:57,236
He's doing very well.
One second.

268
00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,573
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?

269
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:00,740
- Morgan.
- What?

270
00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,208
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell

271
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,275
each other everything.
I think it's...

272
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,077
I know.
Of course, it's normal.

273
00:15:05,079 --> 00:15:06,480
Yes! That's what I said.

274
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,582
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.

275
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,182
No, I know you like them uncut.

276
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,051
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been

277
00:15:12,053 --> 00:15:13,152
- with an uncircumcised guy?
- Oh, my God.

278
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,721
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!

279
00:15:14,723 --> 00:15:16,458
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.

280
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:18,593
What?

281
00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:23,532
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.

282
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,667
They wanna talk about Drew.

283
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,337
They said he's a spy.

284
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:32,574
What do you mean, a spy?

285
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,176
Morgan, I'm serious.

286
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:37,744
They showed me photos of him

287
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:40,780
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.

288
00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,616
Wait, wait. What? What?
I know.

289
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:44,718
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?

290
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,187
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.

291
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,522
Like if he went to Vassar,

292
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,257
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?

293
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,227
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

294
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,465
Sorry.

295
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,335
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.

296
00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:02,736
- Hey.
- What?

297
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,871
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.

298
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,108
You know that. I'm...

299
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,543
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?

300
00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:10,710
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you

301
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:12,412
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.

302
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,881
Look, listen, I get it.

303
00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,815
It's a long story.

304
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:16,449
There was something
that I had to deal with.

305
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,287
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.

306
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,555
I know you're a spy.

307
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:24,324
Yeah.

308
00:16:24,326 --> 00:16:26,126
These guys
showed up at my work,

309
00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:27,895
shoved me into a van,

310
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,565
and showed me
these horrible photos.

311
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,265
Where...

312
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,333
- What did you tell 'em?
- What do you mean,

313
00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,501
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?

314
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:37,738
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?

315
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:40,140
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!

316
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,142
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.

317
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:43,664
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?

318
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,615
- What's on your forehead?
- What?

319
00:16:47,617 --> 00:16:49,584
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.

320
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,552
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God!

321
00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:52,874
Go, go, go!

322
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,388
Stay down!

323
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,492
Go! Go!

324
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,325
Stay down!

325
00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,727
Stay away from the windows!

326
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,129
Dad, I have to call you back.

327
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,821
What the fuck
is going on?

328
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:08,170
Morgan!

329
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,340
Wait, you're bleeding.

330
00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,340
Fuck!

331
00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,774
Some bad people are after me.

332
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:14,909
The CIA?

333
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,878
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.

334
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,180
- It's exactly why I left you.
- Oh, my God.

335
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,417
I didn't want you in danger.

336
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,520
It's also why I left you this.

337
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,962
- Your trophy?
- Because I trust you.

338
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,826
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die

339
00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:34,428
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?

340
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,464
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.

341
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,799
We're gonna go
to Vienna. Okay?

342
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,503
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.

343
00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,638
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne

344
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,439
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.

345
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,540
Wait. Why are you
telling me this

346
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,242
if we're doing this together?

347
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,745
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.

348
00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:53,249
- No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- Listen to me.

349
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:58,452
11:00 a.m.
Cafe Schiele. Verne.

350
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:00,354
- You got it?
- Okay, got it.

351
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:02,325
And don't trust anybody.

352
00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,725
Anybody.

353
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,333
Do svidanya, Drew.

354
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,535
Oh, my God!

355
00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,309
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.

356
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,751
Open up!

357
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,414
Fire escape!
Fire escape.

358
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,856
Open up now!
We got a search warrant!

359
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,354
Hallway clear!

360
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:34,357
Door right.

361
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:35,924
Clear!

362
00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:37,260
Check it!

363
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,300
- Are you okay?
- What?

364
00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,670
No! Are you?

365
00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:49,573
- No.
- Okay.

366
00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,774
So, um,
where are we going?

367
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,010
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?

368
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,578
Pull into that parking lot.

369
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,579
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.

370
00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,682
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.

371
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,050
Where's the police station?

372
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:03,585
What? No, police.

373
00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:05,921
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.

374
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,489
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

375
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,690
Call the CIA guys.

376
00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,692
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,

377
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,961
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!

378
00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:14,896
Probably because
I talked to them.

379
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,565
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin

380
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,533
into the apartment.

381
00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,335
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.

382
00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:24,475
- Shit!
- You gonna get the call?

383
00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:25,707
Hello.

384
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,189
Audrey, it's Sebastian.

385
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:28,977
You killed Drew.

386
00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:30,645
I told you
where he was gonna be,

387
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,880
and you fucking killed him!

388
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,448
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?

389
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,883
That's the asshole
from the CIA.

390
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,485
Audrey,
where are you taking it?

391
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:37,586
Why would I tell you?

392
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,789
Give us the package.

393
00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:40,522
Trust me.

394
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:41,859
I don't trust anyone anymore.

395
00:19:44,495 --> 00:19:46,328
You trust me though, right?

396
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,530
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.

397
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:50,732
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship

398
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,467
that the Russians
put together.

399
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:53,936
Dude, shut up. I know.

400
00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:55,737
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,

401
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,506
a lot of people are gonna die.

402
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,540
What if we don't do it
and then there's

403
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,342
a terrorist attack
or something?

404
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,811
Well, what did he say to do?

405
00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:03,747
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.

406
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,281
Austria, Vienna?

407
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:08,963
- Yes. That's what he said.
- Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?

408
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,486
Do what? Go to Europe

409
00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:12,989
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?

410
00:20:12,991 --> 00:20:15,691
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?

411
00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:18,295
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?

412
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:21,331
Why are those
my only two options?

413
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,499
Okay. This is a sign.

414
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,935
Our passports
are still in there

415
00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:27,471
from our road trip to Tijuana.

416
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,140
Okay, someone that you love

417
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,812
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.

418
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,047
I think you gotta do it.

419
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:37,881
I'll go with you.

420
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,485
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.

421
00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:43,521
Let's go to Austria.

422
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,123
- Why are you turning?
- I have to park.

423
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,391
People are trying to kill us.

424
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,753
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.

425
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,900
We need a suitcase.

426
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,902
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security

427
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:01,871
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?

428
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:03,806
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious

429
00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:05,408
if we go through security
with a suitcase

430
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,577
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?

431
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,612
Yes. We need
more trophies then.

432
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,013
That's what we'll do.

433
00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:12,915
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna

434
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,151
with all of our awards.

435
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:15,718
We're notable.
We're recognized.

436
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,021
We have trophies, baby!

437
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,091
"Best Grandson"?

438
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,158
Yes.

439
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,192
Don't be nervous.

440
00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:24,927
People get caught
when they're not confident.

441
00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,765
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.

442
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:30,933
Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.

443
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,835
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.

444
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:35,072
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.

445
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:36,873
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.

446
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,208
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.

447
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,610
No, no. He tried.

448
00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:41,772
God, he was obsessed with me.

449
00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:44,547
He was really into ska.

450
00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:45,781
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,

451
00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:46,716
"Why is no one
talking about the fact

452
00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:48,919
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"

453
00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:50,388
- Give me your phone.
- Oh, yeah.

454
00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:55,458
Final call
for boarding Flight 232.

455
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,894
Final call
for boarding Flight 232.

456
00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:57,961
Bitch!

457
00:21:57,963 --> 00:21:59,098
Oh.

458
00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:01,666
Bitch!

459
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,477
- Mambo No. 5?
- Oh, please.

460
00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:14,577
- What?
- Have you heard mambos

461
00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:15,812
one through four?
They're fantastic.

462
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:16,980
- Wow!
- Yeah.

463
00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:18,615
That's good.
That's good.

464
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,852
Oh, I got one.
Close your eyes.

465
00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:21,986
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

466
00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,833
Oh. Um...

467
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:36,936
No. Uh...

468
00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:44,274
♪ Once there was this kid who

469
00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:51,181
♪ Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... ♪

470
00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:52,683
Yeah, that's the worst song.

471
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:53,817
- You win.
- Right?

472
00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:54,985
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

473
00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:56,053
- That's the worst.
- Thank you.

474
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:58,155
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.

475
00:22:58,157 --> 00:22:59,856
It's like the whole
continent just said,

476
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,961
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."

477
00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:05,831
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.

478
00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:25,151
Oh!

479
00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:27,952
For our special today,

480
00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:30,587
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter

481
00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:32,156
with a hot pot of fondue.

482
00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,859
This is really fancy.

483
00:23:34,294 --> 00:23:35,494
We belong here.

484
00:23:36,997 --> 00:23:39,696
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?

485
00:23:39,698 --> 00:23:41,332
I mean, Drew. Like...

486
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:45,704
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.

487
00:23:46,906 --> 00:23:48,208
Okay. Who do we
think Verne is?

488
00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,842
I don't know.

489
00:23:50,844 --> 00:23:52,611
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?

490
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,016
- Fuck!
- How's he gonna know it's us?

491
00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,249
God damn it!
What do we do?

492
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,956
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?

493
00:24:05,325 --> 00:24:08,326
Oh, nothing.
It's just that, um,

494
00:24:08,328 --> 00:24:10,529
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...

495
00:24:11,731 --> 00:24:13,965
I have to have diarrhea.

496
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:15,287
- Okay.
- Okay.

497
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,104
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.

498
00:24:20,106 --> 00:24:21,806
- I can hold it.
- No.

499
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,008
- No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- No.

500
00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:24,942
No.
No, this is more important.

501
00:24:24,944 --> 00:24:27,147
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.

502
00:24:35,288 --> 00:24:36,821
Can I bring you anything else?

503
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,790
Uh, no.

504
00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:40,958
Don't make a noise.

505
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,629
I'm the person
you're here to meet.

506
00:24:44,898 --> 00:24:47,131
I'm sorry.
Um, you're Verne?

507
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,401
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.

508
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,363
Wait. None of this
is making any sense.

509
00:24:53,139 --> 00:24:54,741
- Oh, my God!
- Don't say a word.

510
00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,075
Okay.

511
00:24:57,077 --> 00:24:58,910
Oh, my God.

512
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,681
I'm trying to protect you.

513
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:05,417
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?

514
00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:06,951
If you were here
to protect me,

515
00:25:06,953 --> 00:25:07,985
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.

516
00:25:07,987 --> 00:25:10,389
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.

517
00:25:10,391 --> 00:25:12,690
MI6, actually.
Drew was CIA.

518
00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:14,026
It's an international effort.

519
00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:15,294
Whatever!

520
00:25:26,273 --> 00:25:27,772
You're Verne?

521
00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:28,775
Guten Morgen.

522
00:25:31,678 --> 00:25:32,847
Guten Verne.

523
00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:35,814
Would you please stop
pointing that?

524
00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:37,149
It's making me very nervous.

525
00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:38,217
- When I get nervous...
- Sit still and listen.

526
00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:40,319
Okay.

527
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,988
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.

528
00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,823
They all want
what you've got,

529
00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,024
and they'll kill
each and every one of us

530
00:25:46,026 --> 00:25:47,061
until they get it.

531
00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,897
If you run,
you'll be killed.

532
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,065
If you do manage to get out,

533
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,032
you won't be able
to go anywhere.

534
00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:55,100
If you scan your passport
at the border,

535
00:25:55,102 --> 00:25:57,202
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one

536
00:25:57,204 --> 00:25:58,904
that won't say a word
before they kill you.

537
00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,839
And if you do make it
to the airport,

538
00:26:00,841 --> 00:26:02,908
we'll be waiting for you.

539
00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:05,978
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.

540
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,112
Except for Drew.

541
00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:09,316
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.

542
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,688
That's not Verne.

543
00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:17,725
The package.

544
00:26:19,461 --> 00:26:20,661
Good.

545
00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:35,277
That's not Verne!

546
00:26:40,114 --> 00:26:41,115
What?

547
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:53,227
What?

548
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,903
Oh, my God!

549
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:16,550
Morgan!

550
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,141
Oh, my God.

551
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,524
No!

552
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,458
No! Verne, wait!

553
00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:03,597
Holy shit! Run!

554
00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:30,224
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!

555
00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:32,093
- Stop yelling that!
- Oh, my God!

556
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,862
- Oh, my God!
- Wait. Shit.

557
00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,164
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!

558
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,499
That car?
That's not our car!

559
00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:39,433
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry.

560
00:28:39,435 --> 00:28:40,967
Hey! Ah!

561
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,169
Okay!
Okay, we're set.

562
00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:43,237
- Oh, shit!
- What?

563
00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:46,039
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?

564
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,908
- No! No!
- Fuck!

565
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,345
- Which one's the brake?
- I don't know. There are so many.

566
00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:52,579
How do I change
the fucking gear?

567
00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:53,614
How does your car work?

568
00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:55,149
I'm so sorry.

569
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,517
- It's an emergency!
- Oh, my God!

570
00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:57,519
- Oh, God!
- Oh!

571
00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:05,926
- Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- Get out! Abort! Mission abort!

572
00:29:05,928 --> 00:29:07,995
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

573
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,265
Hurry! Hurry!

574
00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:11,033
Hey!

575
00:29:12,601 --> 00:29:15,137
Stop. The cab. Come on.

576
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,008
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?

577
00:29:21,043 --> 00:29:22,276
- Mr. Yang?
- Yeah.

578
00:29:22,278 --> 00:29:24,044
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.

579
00:29:24,046 --> 00:29:25,579
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...

580
00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:28,182
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.

581
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,183
- All right.
- Thank you so much.

582
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,617
Thank you.
We gotta go.

583
00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:31,779
And we're on the gas.

584
00:29:33,923 --> 00:29:36,056
- So, you guys visiting?
- No, we live here.

585
00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:38,194
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.

586
00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,361
So, I'm Lukas.

587
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,596
How can I make your ride

588
00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:44,098
- in Vienna excellent today?
- Everything's fine.

589
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,032
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?

590
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:46,967
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.

591
00:29:46,969 --> 00:29:48,235
- Okay.
- I want excellent.

592
00:29:48,237 --> 00:29:50,237
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?

593
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:51,606
No, water. Fully hydrated.

594
00:29:51,608 --> 00:29:52,574
Would you like
to listen to music?

595
00:29:52,576 --> 00:29:54,975
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.

596
00:29:54,977 --> 00:29:56,578
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.

597
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:58,345
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.

598
00:29:58,347 --> 00:30:00,381
Oh, get out!
Wow, that's cool.

599
00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:01,449
I don't know
if you guys are still in town

600
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,451
on Saturday, but look.

601
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,453
Hip-hop music.

602
00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,256
Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump.

603
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:09,559
Huh? Good, huh?

604
00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,604
- Shit!
- Oh, my God!

605
00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:23,605
Okay, listen, buddy.

606
00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,206
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,

607
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,244
and I need you
to lose them now.

608
00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:29,977
Fuck yeah!

609
00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:32,115
Oh, my God!

610
00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:36,119
Whoo-hoo!

611
00:30:38,622 --> 00:30:39,922
They're men. Oh, my God!

612
00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,324
Oh, my God!

613
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,676
I smoked so much meth before.

614
00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:03,144
Great! Great!

615
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,521
Fear is an illusion!

616
00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:23,633
High five. Up here.

617
00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,306
Oh, fuck!

618
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:35,811
- Get on top of him.
- Okay.

619
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,111
Oh, my God!

620
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,121
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

621
00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:52,828
Oh, my God.
There's one left.

622
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:54,364
I know. I see him.

623
00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,366
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?

624
00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:58,734
You're literally telling him
where we're going.

625
00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:00,201
Sorry. It's a force of habit.

626
00:32:00,203 --> 00:32:01,302
It's a bad habit.

627
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,270
No! It's a good habit.

628
00:32:02,272 --> 00:32:04,575
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!

629
00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:10,779
Oh, my God!

630
00:32:10,781 --> 00:32:12,015
Fuck you!

631
00:32:17,421 --> 00:32:18,422
Eat my shit!

632
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,557
- Oh, my God!
- Okay.

633
00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:22,660
Get in the front.

634
00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:24,727
Yep. Yeah.

635
00:32:24,729 --> 00:32:25,730
Oh, no!

636
00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:35,404
- I can't get my seat belt on!
- Where the fuck is he?

637
00:32:35,406 --> 00:32:36,539
Oh, my God!

638
00:32:38,342 --> 00:32:39,744
He's on the fucking roof!

639
00:32:43,681 --> 00:32:45,416
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!

640
00:32:48,619 --> 00:32:50,299
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

641
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,571
He's on the top!
He's on the top!

642
00:32:56,294 --> 00:32:57,760
No!

643
00:32:57,762 --> 00:32:59,263
Okay. There she goes.

644
00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:16,180
- Why are you speeding up?
- I got a plan!

645
00:33:16,648 --> 00:33:18,380
- Okay!
- Hold on!

646
00:33:25,757 --> 00:33:27,323
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

647
00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:37,166
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay!

648
00:33:37,168 --> 00:33:38,436
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!

649
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:39,870
Five stars!

650
00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:42,507
Oh, my God!

651
00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:47,677
Oh, God! Jesus!
What happened?

652
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:48,679
We gotta go.

653
00:33:49,681 --> 00:33:51,350
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Oh, God!

654
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,318
There's a train station.

655
00:34:11,436 --> 00:34:13,703
So you're saying you failed?

656
00:34:13,705 --> 00:34:16,208
No, there were some
unforeseen complications,

657
00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,541
but I do have the package.

658
00:34:18,543 --> 00:34:19,711
Let's see it.

659
00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:29,452
It appears I don't have it.

660
00:34:29,454 --> 00:34:31,221
So let me get this right.

661
00:34:31,223 --> 00:34:33,456
You didn't get the package.

662
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:35,659
The girls still have
the package.

663
00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:37,995
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.

664
00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:39,498
I won't
let that happen, ma'am.

665
00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:41,831
I'm glad that this happened.

666
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,467
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.

667
00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,671
Okay. That's funny.

668
00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:50,306
Ma'am?
Ma'am, can you hear us?

669
00:34:50,308 --> 00:34:51,374
Ma'am, did you hear us?

670
00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,843
- Ma'am, are you frozen?
- Ma'am, can you hear us?

671
00:34:52,845 --> 00:34:54,078
- She's frozen.
- Yeah.

672
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,813
Ma'am, wave
if you're not frozen, please.

673
00:34:55,815 --> 00:34:57,247
Not frozen.

674
00:34:57,249 --> 00:34:59,683
Just disappointed.

675
00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:01,351
I was just
trying to protect them.

676
00:35:01,353 --> 00:35:02,619
Protect them?

677
00:35:02,621 --> 00:35:04,320
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.

678
00:35:04,322 --> 00:35:06,423
- I know an idiot when I see one.
- In the mirror.

679
00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:07,858
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...

680
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,860
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.

681
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,327
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.

682
00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,930
He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,

683
00:35:12,932 --> 00:35:13,933
and, yeah...

684
00:35:22,307 --> 00:35:24,474
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.

685
00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,976
I got us two tickets
to Prague.

686
00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:27,778
- I got us a change of clothes.
- Okay, great. We can change

687
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,279
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.

688
00:35:29,281 --> 00:35:30,614
And then we can fly home
from there.

689
00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:32,483
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.

690
00:35:32,485 --> 00:35:35,720
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?

691
00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:37,621
- Now? Right now?
- Yes.

692
00:35:37,623 --> 00:35:39,957
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.

693
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,291
You killed a man.

694
00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:42,860
- It's okay. It was a bad man.
- Oh, my God!

695
00:35:42,862 --> 00:35:44,662
I just play
a lot of video games.

696
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,896
- Can we please just...
- No, and then

697
00:35:45,898 --> 00:35:47,465
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.

698
00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,033
He literally works
in intelligence,

699
00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,067
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.

700
00:35:50,069 --> 00:35:51,535
How crazy is that?

701
00:35:51,537 --> 00:35:53,504
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!

702
00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:55,873
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?

703
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,642
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.

704
00:35:58,644 --> 00:36:00,911
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?

705
00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:01,846
- Wait! Wait!
- Oh, my God!

706
00:36:01,848 --> 00:36:03,981
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.

707
00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:05,483
- I'm not minimizing!
- But you always do this.

708
00:36:05,485 --> 00:36:06,584
You always do this.

709
00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,619
- Oh, my God!
- Have you ever,

710
00:36:08,621 --> 00:36:09,941
in your whole life,
felt so alive?

711
00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,727
Attention, the
train to Prague is now boarding.

712
00:36:15,995 --> 00:36:17,728
We're gonna be
a lot less alive

713
00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:19,363
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.

714
00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:20,798
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this.

715
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,566
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,

716
00:36:22,568 --> 00:36:23,934
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.

717
00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,605
- Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- Okay.

718
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,908
What track is it?

719
00:36:29,910 --> 00:36:31,511
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...

720
00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,545
"Szkalas."

721
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:36,982
"Szass... Szabadszallas."

722
00:36:36,984 --> 00:36:39,483
"Nove Hodejovice."

723
00:36:39,485 --> 00:36:41,119
"Usti Nad Labem."

724
00:36:41,121 --> 00:36:44,688
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
Prague."

725
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,024
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.

726
00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,591
- Okay, track six.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no!

727
00:36:47,593 --> 00:36:48,794
Sebastian said
if we use our passports

728
00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:49,961
we'll get stopped at the border.

729
00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:50,962
Shit!

730
00:36:50,964 --> 00:36:51,999
What do we do?

731
00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:57,401
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,

732
00:36:57,403 --> 00:36:58,937
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,

733
00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:00,672
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.

734
00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:02,406
- Who would do that?
- Any girls.

735
00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:03,541
Any girls would do that.

736
00:37:03,543 --> 00:37:04,543
Okay.

737
00:37:05,578 --> 00:37:07,513
How about them?
They kinda look like us.

738
00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,552
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.

739
00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:14,586
We wanna be them in Europe.

740
00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:15,954
We go all the way
down there,

741
00:37:15,956 --> 00:37:18,056
and then it ends up
being there.

742
00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,391
- Yeah, we do.
- Tight shorts.

743
00:37:20,393 --> 00:37:22,894
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved

744
00:37:22,896 --> 00:37:24,663
dying in front of you

745
00:37:24,665 --> 00:37:27,432
and asking you
to do this one thing.

746
00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:29,868
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?

747
00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:32,070
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.

748
00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,738
Wouldn't you go to the ends

749
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:35,440
- of the Earth to protect her?
- Yes.

750
00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:38,009
You guys are weird.

751
00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,978
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."

752
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:41,546
We are in danger.

753
00:37:41,548 --> 00:37:42,814
You'd be saving our lives

754
00:37:42,816 --> 00:37:43,982
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.

755
00:37:43,984 --> 00:37:45,717
Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.

756
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,619
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,

757
00:37:47,621 --> 00:37:48,887
but we just don't know you.

758
00:37:48,889 --> 00:37:50,589
Ladies and gentlemen,

759
00:37:50,591 --> 00:37:52,459
the train to Prague
is now leaving.

760
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:58,297
You're right. Okay.
You know what?

761
00:37:58,299 --> 00:37:59,998
- Have a great time in Poland.
- It's been beautiful meeting you.

762
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,633
Now!

763
00:38:01,635 --> 00:38:03,468
- Go! Get it! Shit!
- Stop it!

764
00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:04,870
No!

765
00:38:04,872 --> 00:38:05,872
- No!
- Stop it!

766
00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,408
- I got it!
- Stop! No!

767
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,911
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!

768
00:38:13,547 --> 00:38:14,715
Come on! Get in!

769
00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,715
Okay.
Oh, my God!

770
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:18,683
Close! Oh, my God!
Close.

771
00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:20,652
- Open the door!
- I'm sorry.

772
00:38:20,654 --> 00:38:23,655
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!

773
00:38:23,657 --> 00:38:25,124
Look,
your address is on it,

774
00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:28,395
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.

775
00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:53,788
Hello?

776
00:38:55,623 --> 00:38:57,058
Yes. I understand.

777
00:39:03,131 --> 00:39:06,065
Nadedja.

778
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,600
Nadedja, where are you?

779
00:39:07,602 --> 00:39:09,669
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.

780
00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:11,837
You always do this.

781
00:39:29,524 --> 00:39:31,190
I feel like
my best friend always knew

782
00:39:31,192 --> 00:39:33,192
that she wanted
to be an actress.

783
00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:35,661
- She's just natural at it.
- Mmm.

784
00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:38,130
I'm not a natural at anything.

785
00:39:38,132 --> 00:39:40,267
- I tried law school.
- Oh, smart.

786
00:39:40,269 --> 00:39:42,969
- Then I tried art school.
- That's good.

787
00:39:42,971 --> 00:39:44,036
Big swing there.

788
00:39:44,038 --> 00:39:45,038
I dropped out of both.

789
00:39:46,141 --> 00:39:48,009
Yeah,
I never finish anything.

790
00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:53,915
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.

791
00:39:55,717 --> 00:39:57,117
Yeah, that I do finish.

792
00:39:59,121 --> 00:40:01,889
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?

793
00:40:02,124 --> 00:40:03,691
Mmm.

794
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,026
Being average.

795
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,761
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.

796
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,935
How would you know?
You just met me.

797
00:40:14,602 --> 00:40:16,569
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.

798
00:40:16,571 --> 00:40:17,940
You trust me.

799
00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:24,211
Thank you for the dance.

800
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,879
Would you like me
to get you another beer?

801
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,715
- Yeah! That'd be great.
- Sure.

802
00:40:29,351 --> 00:40:31,218
- Can I get two more, please?
- No problem.

803
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,221
Thank you.

804
00:40:34,156 --> 00:40:37,357
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?

805
00:40:37,359 --> 00:40:39,826
- Who are you?
- Oh, that's my sister.

806
00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,795
- Really?
- Not my biological sister,

807
00:40:41,797 --> 00:40:44,097
but my de facto sister.

808
00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:45,832
- Oh.
- Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,

809
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:48,101
but she lost her virginity
really late,

810
00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:49,903
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?

811
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,705
Oh. Cool.

812
00:40:51,707 --> 00:40:53,640
So have fun with that.

813
00:40:53,642 --> 00:40:56,610
But if you hurt her,

814
00:40:56,612 --> 00:40:58,879
- I'll find your best friend...
- Mmm-hmm.

815
00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:00,441
- ...I'll cut off his dick...
- Mmm-hmm.

816
00:41:01,216 --> 00:41:02,916
...and I'll make you eat it.

817
00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,951
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

818
00:41:04,953 --> 00:41:06,787
You can have whatever
condiments you like,

819
00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:08,257
but you gotta finish it.

820
00:41:10,692 --> 00:41:11,958
What's your name?

821
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,294
- Morgan. How you doing?
- Morgan. Drew.

822
00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,732
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?

823
00:41:23,406 --> 00:41:25,326
Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?

824
00:41:27,643 --> 00:41:29,109
You were so into him,

825
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:31,645
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend

826
00:41:31,647 --> 00:41:33,982
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.

827
00:41:36,018 --> 00:41:38,685
It didn't hurt my feelings.

828
00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,090
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.

829
00:41:42,425 --> 00:41:44,260
Morgan. Hey.

830
00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:46,195
I'm really sorry.

831
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,130
I'm sorry too.

832
00:41:49,265 --> 00:41:50,265
I'm sorry he died.

833
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,134
Oh, God.

834
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,835
What do we do
with this thing?

835
00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:56,337
I don't even know
what this thing is

836
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,239
or what it does, or anything.

837
00:41:58,241 --> 00:42:01,042
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.

838
00:42:01,044 --> 00:42:02,410
I mean, I met his parents.

839
00:42:02,412 --> 00:42:04,178
They were so normal.

840
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,980
Their names
are Tom and Marsha.

841
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,149
The night
before he disappeared,

842
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,816
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.

843
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,785
Oh, my God, that menu.

844
00:42:11,787 --> 00:42:14,422
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.

845
00:42:14,424 --> 00:42:18,226
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?

846
00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:20,261
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.

847
00:42:20,263 --> 00:42:22,797
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.

848
00:42:22,799 --> 00:42:24,799
- Do you think they knew?
- I don't know.

849
00:42:24,801 --> 00:42:26,701
I just wish
that he was still alive,

850
00:42:26,703 --> 00:42:27,837
so I could get some answers.

851
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,072
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.

852
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:41,918
Open it.

853
00:42:43,419 --> 00:42:44,420
Fuck!

854
00:42:45,922 --> 00:42:46,923
There.

855
00:42:49,225 --> 00:42:50,892
What the fuck is that?

856
00:42:50,894 --> 00:42:52,860
It's a flash drive.

857
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,162
They were killing
each other for this?

858
00:42:54,164 --> 00:42:55,830
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

859
00:42:55,832 --> 00:42:57,932
You know who would know
what we should do right now?

860
00:42:57,934 --> 00:43:00,502
- No.
- My father is a brilliant attorney...

861
00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:03,237
- No. Mmm-mmm.
- ...who has represented people

862
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,873
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.

863
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,842
No. Your dad would be
furious at us

864
00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:09,844
for breaking a million
international laws.

865
00:43:09,846 --> 00:43:11,179
No. He's not gonna be mad.

866
00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:12,880
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine

867
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,383
with my basketball coach.

868
00:43:14,385 --> 00:43:17,486
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.

869
00:43:17,488 --> 00:43:20,087
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician

870
00:43:20,089 --> 00:43:21,856
to live in my grandma's condo.

871
00:43:21,858 --> 00:43:24,127
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?

872
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:29,200
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.

873
00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:32,234
Shut up.

874
00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:34,769
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.

875
00:43:49,153 --> 00:43:51,220
- Hello?
- Mom, it's me.

876
00:43:51,222 --> 00:43:54,289
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!

877
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,371
- What?
- I'm gonna conference your father in.

878
00:43:57,294 --> 00:43:59,129
- This is Arnie.
- Hi, Dad.

879
00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:01,065
Hey, button! Hi!

880
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:03,865
You're all over the papers.

881
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:05,300
I'm so proud of you.

882
00:44:05,302 --> 00:44:07,102
I always knew the world
would write about you.

883
00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,405
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.

884
00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:11,907
Sweetie, let me ask you.

885
00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,575
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?

886
00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:15,077
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.

887
00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,079
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,

888
00:44:17,081 --> 00:44:18,561
- but it was an assassin, so...
- Shh!

889
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,849
So it didn't count.

890
00:44:20,851 --> 00:44:22,217
No, it doesn't count.

891
00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:24,519
- And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- Oh, my God!

892
00:44:24,521 --> 00:44:26,855
- But it was self-defense.
- Also fine.

893
00:44:26,857 --> 00:44:28,357
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.

894
00:44:28,359 --> 00:44:31,460
- The handsome one?
- I mean, he was fine, I guess.

895
00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:34,429
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.

896
00:44:34,431 --> 00:44:37,299
- Where are you now, sweetie?
- I'm in Prague.

897
00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:39,502
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.

898
00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:42,004
Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.

899
00:44:42,006 --> 00:44:44,106
- Okay.
- I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.

900
00:44:44,108 --> 00:44:46,408
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.

901
00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:48,877
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.

902
00:44:48,879 --> 00:44:51,414
Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?

903
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,616
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.

904
00:44:53,618 --> 00:44:56,051
I find him handsome.

905
00:44:56,053 --> 00:44:58,153
- She fell over.
- Yeah, I did, actually.

906
00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:00,289
There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.

907
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,557
Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.

908
00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:02,559
Morgan...

909
00:45:06,298 --> 00:45:08,698
...disappeared from their LA
apartment, murdered Ukrainian...

910
00:45:09,867 --> 00:45:11,867
Now. Now.
We gotta go.

911
00:45:11,869 --> 00:45:13,369
- Remember the Dingle twins?
- Mom...

912
00:45:13,371 --> 00:45:14,537
We gotta go.

913
00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,106
Come on.
Come on. Now!

914
00:45:57,148 --> 00:45:58,548
Who am I looking for?

915
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:00,049
I texted pictures.

916
00:46:00,051 --> 00:46:02,253
Targets are two dumb
American women.

917
00:46:38,457 --> 00:46:39,590
Oh, my God!

918
00:46:39,592 --> 00:46:40,624
Oh!

919
00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:41,958
You're lagging.

920
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,961
You're lagging.

921
00:46:46,599 --> 00:46:50,501
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.

922
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,603
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.

923
00:46:52,605 --> 00:46:55,408
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.

924
00:46:56,609 --> 00:46:58,243
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.

925
00:47:09,488 --> 00:47:10,488
Okay.

926
00:47:16,429 --> 00:47:18,027
- Hello?
- Yes, Roger,

927
00:47:18,029 --> 00:47:19,663
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.

928
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,435
Go. Thank you!

929
00:47:26,672 --> 00:47:28,272
You know, it's funny.

930
00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,174
I remember one time,
back in the day,

931
00:47:30,176 --> 00:47:33,343
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.

932
00:47:33,345 --> 00:47:35,279
Your dad had
his sunglasses on.

933
00:47:35,281 --> 00:47:37,648
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.

934
00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:39,650
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,

935
00:47:39,652 --> 00:47:41,618
"Sir, sir,
your collar is up."

936
00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:44,154
Ruined the whole effect.

937
00:47:44,156 --> 00:47:45,622
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,

938
00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:48,360
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot

939
00:47:50,262 --> 00:47:51,462
roast.

940
00:47:53,466 --> 00:47:56,168
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.

941
00:47:56,435 --> 00:47:58,202
Oh.

942
00:47:58,204 --> 00:48:00,304
Morgan, you're not a vegan.

943
00:48:00,306 --> 00:48:02,272
What? 'Cause of the bacon?

944
00:48:02,274 --> 00:48:04,041
Bacon's meat!

945
00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:06,043
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?

946
00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:07,377
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved

947
00:48:07,379 --> 00:48:09,580
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.

948
00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:12,549
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles

949
00:48:12,551 --> 00:48:15,118
over there in the study.
It's like a...

950
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,688
It's sort of like my homage

951
00:48:16,690 --> 00:48:19,122
- to all the great storytellers.
- Yeah.

952
00:48:19,124 --> 00:48:21,526
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir

953
00:48:21,528 --> 00:48:24,498
while I enjoy a first edition
of La Comedie humaine.

954
00:48:25,064 --> 00:48:27,665
Are you into Balzac?

955
00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,503
Less and less with every
experience.

956
00:48:31,103 --> 00:48:32,338
Well, I'll be right back.

957
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:33,740
Okay.

958
00:48:37,343 --> 00:48:39,577
- It's happening again.
- What is?

959
00:48:39,579 --> 00:48:41,412
He's into me.

960
00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:43,080
What are you talking about?

961
00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:44,516
He wants a slice. Rog.

962
00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:48,087
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.

963
00:48:49,422 --> 00:48:52,122
- Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- Okay.

964
00:48:52,124 --> 00:48:53,258
- They love me.
- Oh, God.

965
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,426
They want this.

966
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:57,094
If that makes them weird

967
00:48:57,096 --> 00:48:58,730
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,

968
00:48:58,732 --> 00:49:00,498
- our landlord is weird.
- He's weird.

969
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,535
Mandy Patinkin is weird.

970
00:49:03,102 --> 00:49:04,402
- Mmm.
- I feel a little nauseated.

971
00:49:04,404 --> 00:49:06,103
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

972
00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:07,207
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.

973
00:49:07,674 --> 00:49:08,675
Love you.

974
00:49:12,112 --> 00:49:14,245
Hi. Audrey okay?

975
00:49:14,247 --> 00:49:16,614
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.

976
00:49:16,616 --> 00:49:19,219
Well, at least
let me give you a digestif.

977
00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:28,293
Ah! It's dry.

978
00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,762
So are you a lover of art?

979
00:49:30,764 --> 00:49:34,167
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.

980
00:49:37,137 --> 00:49:38,736
And look at that art.

981
00:49:38,738 --> 00:49:41,573
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.

982
00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:43,474
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes

983
00:49:43,476 --> 00:49:44,796
when you're not enjoying
yourself.

984
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,500
Don't know
that I agree with that.

985
00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,483
You wouldn't?

986
00:49:51,384 --> 00:49:53,119
Okay. We're doing
a massage now.

987
00:49:54,755 --> 00:49:55,755
Here we go.

988
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,161
Oh, my God!

989
00:50:02,262 --> 00:50:03,563
Oh, my God!

990
00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:17,408
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.

991
00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:20,211
- It's my great pleasure.
- But I just... I don't think...

992
00:50:20,213 --> 00:50:21,847
I don't think so.

993
00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:23,784
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.

994
00:50:24,785 --> 00:50:27,318
Huh. Hello.

995
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,187
Who's this? I'm Morgan.

996
00:50:29,189 --> 00:50:31,255
I'm a family friend.
Is this your girlfriend?

997
00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:34,760
Nadedja, no.
We have to bring them in alive.

998
00:50:34,762 --> 00:50:36,362
Oh, boy.

999
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,333
Weird.

1000
00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:46,472
Ow. Ow.

1001
00:50:46,474 --> 00:50:48,340
- Audrey.
- Oh, my God!

1002
00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:51,710
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.

1003
00:50:51,712 --> 00:50:53,781
No, that's not Roger.

1004
00:50:57,218 --> 00:50:58,319
That's Roger.

1005
00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:00,888
Ah!

1006
00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,323
They want the drive.

1007
00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:07,359
You have to swallow it
before they come back.

1008
00:51:07,361 --> 00:51:09,228
- What?
- I have thrown up, like, nine times.

1009
00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:10,629
- What?
- I can't do it.

1010
00:51:10,631 --> 00:51:13,699
Well, I can't
swallow anything.

1011
00:51:13,701 --> 00:51:15,701
I can't even swallow Advil.

1012
00:51:15,703 --> 00:51:17,870
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.

1013
00:51:17,872 --> 00:51:19,738
No. You gotta swallow this.

1014
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,740
No, I... Oh!

1015
00:51:22,443 --> 00:51:25,444
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.

1016
00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:27,513
Oh, my God,
you're heavy.

1017
00:51:27,515 --> 00:51:30,382
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Okay.

1018
00:51:30,384 --> 00:51:31,686
- Yeah. Ah!
- Ah!

1019
00:51:32,653 --> 00:51:33,654
Okay.

1020
00:51:34,722 --> 00:51:36,524
- Ah.
- Close your nose.

1021
00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,030
Shit! Shit!

1022
00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:45,932
Let's try it
one more time.

1023
00:51:45,934 --> 00:51:49,736
Ah. Ooh. Ah!

1024
00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:51,303
Whoa!

1025
00:51:51,305 --> 00:51:52,573
No, keep it in.

1026
00:51:58,613 --> 00:51:59,913
I can't.

1027
00:51:59,915 --> 00:52:00,915
Shit!

1028
00:52:01,550 --> 00:52:02,551
I can't do it.

1029
00:52:03,552 --> 00:52:04,586
I tried.

1030
00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,494
Uh-oh.

1031
00:52:13,762 --> 00:52:15,122
There's the ice cream lady.

1032
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,940
Audrey.

1033
00:53:00,509 --> 00:53:01,510
Audrey.

1034
00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:04,546
Are you okay?

1035
00:53:06,015 --> 00:53:07,015
Oh, God.

1036
00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:10,019
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.

1037
00:53:12,654 --> 00:53:14,821
- Where the fuck are we?
- I don't know.

1038
00:53:14,823 --> 00:53:17,992
Audrey,
how are you feelin'?

1039
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,961
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.

1040
00:53:20,963 --> 00:53:23,630
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.

1041
00:53:23,632 --> 00:53:25,765
I never meant for Drew to die.

1042
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,134
We know you didn't, Audrey.

1043
00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:29,136
We're just glad
you're alive.

1044
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,405
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.

1045
00:53:32,407 --> 00:53:33,976
So where's the drive?

1046
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,376
Oh.

1047
00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:37,378
You know about that?

1048
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,980
Shut up, you dumb bitch.

1049
00:53:39,982 --> 00:53:41,015
Fuck you!

1050
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:43,416
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?

1051
00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,755
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.

1052
00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,722
Audrey...

1053
00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:50,991
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.

1054
00:53:50,993 --> 00:53:52,693
- Of course, they are.
- No.

1055
00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:54,795
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.

1056
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:56,530
We shared
chicken lettuce cups.

1057
00:53:56,532 --> 00:53:59,600
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.

1058
00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,468
But we talked
about real things.

1059
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,970
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.

1060
00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:04,605
Not getting
a colonoscopy.

1061
00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:06,874
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,

1062
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,076
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.

1063
00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:10,680
Okay, let's get this done.

1064
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,683
Where is the fucking drive?

1065
00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:15,950
No. No.

1066
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,886
Please, sir.
Sir, please don't.

1067
00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:21,555
That's my best friend.
Please, just...

1068
00:54:21,557 --> 00:54:22,890
I flushed it down the toilet.

1069
00:54:26,662 --> 00:54:27,797
Do you know
what you've done?

1070
00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:31,933
Nadedja.

1071
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:40,909
Oh, good God.

1072
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,065
What is that?

1073
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:21,515
Five kilometers out.

1074
00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:23,885
Closing in on the safe house.

1075
00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,023
Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.

1076
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:36,131
Wow! You're so pretty.

1077
00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,600
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.

1078
00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:40,101
And look how flexible
you are.

1079
00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,236
Morgan, shut up.

1080
00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:44,005
No, everybody
likes compliments.

1081
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:44,973
She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.

1082
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,075
She loves it. It's working.

1083
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,643
You just... You are so...

1084
00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:49,947
You're so bad.

1085
00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:55,050
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.

1086
00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,152
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?

1087
00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,154
I like you.

1088
00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:00,891
Oh, my God!

1089
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,069
Shit! They got the drive.

1090
00:56:13,304 --> 00:56:15,103
Fuck!

1091
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,105
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.

1092
00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:20,008
- Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- Wait! The girls could still be in there.

1093
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,176
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded

1094
00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,844
by terrorists or dead.

1095
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:24,713
- Also, I don't care.
- Just give me five minutes

1096
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,182
and three agents.
I need to check.

1097
00:56:26,184 --> 00:56:27,649
Oh, so four agents can die?

1098
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:29,751
You know this is
my operation, right?

1099
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:32,087
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother

1100
00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,956
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.

1101
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,993
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.

1102
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,594
- Roger that.
- Watch the show.

1103
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,899
Uh...

1104
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,537
Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.

1105
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:49,952
- Copy that.
- Go Crimson.

1106
00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:02,753
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.

1107
00:57:04,956 --> 00:57:05,957
Same as her.

1108
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,058
It looks worse than it is.

1109
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,127
I have freakishly
strong teeth.

1110
00:57:11,129 --> 00:57:14,032
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.

1111
00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,599
Where is drive?

1112
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,871
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.

1113
00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:26,208
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.

1114
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,980
Oh, my God!

1115
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,716
Please,
I'm begging you. Please.

1116
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:34,786
Please, do me a favor

1117
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,055
and eat my tit, bitch.

1118
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,058
And please, please.
Please, just please

1119
00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,793
go fuck yourself.

1120
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,126
'Cause I'd love it

1121
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,264
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.

1122
00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:14,324
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.

1123
00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:18,094
- Everybody knows when I'm lying.
- I can't lie.

1124
00:58:18,096 --> 00:58:20,363
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.

1125
00:58:20,365 --> 00:58:21,964
Secrets are poison.

1126
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,833
Maybe you keep
secret for her.

1127
00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:26,403
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.

1128
00:58:26,405 --> 00:58:27,405
'Cause I know it all.

1129
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,074
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.

1130
00:58:31,076 --> 00:58:34,044
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."

1131
00:58:34,046 --> 00:58:36,246
- What are you doing?
- I'm proving to her that

1132
00:58:36,248 --> 00:58:38,048
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.

1133
00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:40,150
Okay, okay. Um,

1134
00:58:40,152 --> 00:58:42,452
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery

1135
00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:44,221
- and sold them at Coachella.
- I did.

1136
00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:46,990
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid

1137
00:58:46,992 --> 00:58:49,292
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.

1138
00:58:49,294 --> 00:58:50,693
His name was Liam.

1139
00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:52,229
She has sex dreams
about Minions.

1140
00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:55,031
Just the one Minion
with the one eye.

1141
00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:56,833
Is that supposed to be a dick?

1142
00:58:56,835 --> 00:58:58,435
She googled it
on my computer,

1143
00:58:58,437 --> 00:59:00,305
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.

1144
00:59:01,073 --> 00:59:02,705
I said I was sorry.

1145
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,076
Audrey shaves
between her boobs.

1146
00:59:04,977 --> 00:59:06,042
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.

1147
00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:08,478
- I didn't know it was my cousin.
- Morgan has HPV.

1148
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,113
Audrey has HPV.

1149
00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,748
Morgan had sex
in a playground once.

1150
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,049
Audrey hit a dog
in the face.

1151
00:59:13,051 --> 00:59:14,718
Morgan had lice as an adult.

1152
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,753
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.

1153
00:59:16,755 --> 00:59:18,657
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.

1154
00:59:19,858 --> 00:59:21,258
Oh, look.

1155
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,326
Hey, hey.

1156
00:59:23,328 --> 00:59:25,362
- It's working. It's working.
- Yeah.

1157
00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:27,444
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.

1158
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,902
How you know
so much about her?

1159
00:59:30,503 --> 00:59:32,836
And she about you?

1160
00:59:32,838 --> 00:59:36,206
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.

1161
00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:37,941
You have a best friend, right?

1162
00:59:37,943 --> 00:59:38,842
Of course
she has a best friend.

1163
00:59:38,844 --> 00:59:39,976
- Yeah.
- Look at her.

1164
00:59:39,978 --> 00:59:43,013
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.

1165
00:59:43,015 --> 00:59:44,415
- Hobbies.
- You do...

1166
00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,137
- You do have a best friend.
- Yeah.

1167
00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:49,319
Tell us
about your best friend.

1168
00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:51,056
- Who is she?
- What's her name? What does she look like?

1169
00:59:51,524 --> 00:59:52,724
Bobik.

1170
00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:56,092
- Bobik?
- Bobik.

1171
00:59:56,094 --> 00:59:58,897
- Oh.
- Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.

1172
01:00:04,102 --> 01:00:05,102
Bobik.

1173
01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:08,805
- It's a balance beam.
- Oh.

1174
01:00:08,807 --> 01:00:10,241
It's a fucking balance beam.

1175
01:00:10,243 --> 01:00:11,509
- Oh, God, no.
- Your balance beam's

1176
01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:13,351
- your best fucking friend?
- What? Ah, no, no.

1177
01:00:22,921 --> 01:00:24,090
Oh, fuck.

1178
01:00:26,392 --> 01:00:27,793
Oh, fuck.

1179
01:00:28,995 --> 01:00:30,294
You fucking dick, Henshaw!

1180
01:00:33,066 --> 01:00:34,067
Fuck!

1181
01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,470
Okay. Light it up.

1182
01:00:39,472 --> 01:00:40,974
Copy.
Sending in the grenades.

1183
01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:57,488
What?
Oh, my God!

1184
01:00:58,591 --> 01:00:59,792
Who's that?

1185
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,935
Oh, my God!

1186
01:01:28,354 --> 01:01:29,354
- Yes!
- Oh!

1187
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,468
Sebastian!

1188
01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,636
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!

1189
01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:49,809
- Stay close.
- Thank you so much!

1190
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,246
Oh, my God!

1191
01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,323
Oh, my God!

1192
01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,339
Okay, I trust you now.

1193
01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,142
Jesus,
I should hope so.

1194
01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:25,744
Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.

1195
01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:27,247
What?

1196
01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:31,951
Get in the fucking car.

1197
01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,255
Us?

1198
01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:49,234
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.

1199
01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:50,635
It's a temporary space.

1200
01:02:50,637 --> 01:02:52,938
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.

1201
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,639
I know, but can you
hang a poster?

1202
01:02:54,641 --> 01:02:56,274
Can we get a drape?
Something?

1203
01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:58,443
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?

1204
01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,347
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.

1205
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,648
You know that?

1206
01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:04,383
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry

1207
01:03:04,385 --> 01:03:05,951
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.

1208
01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:08,122
Nah. No, I understand.

1209
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,956
Drew told you
to keep it safe.

1210
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,026
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?

1211
01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:16,995
All we know is,

1212
01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:19,097
it was made by an
international terrorist group

1213
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,600
named Highland.

1214
01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:23,404
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.

1215
01:03:24,371 --> 01:03:26,306
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.

1216
01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,112
Henshaw, my office.

1217
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,516
What? Wait, wait.

1218
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:39,117
This is your boss?
You're the boss?

1219
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,287
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.

1220
01:03:41,289 --> 01:03:43,589
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed

1221
01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:45,991
one ounce of femininity.

1222
01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:48,594
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,

1223
01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:51,597
when this being has been
floating through the halls

1224
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,633
of the building?
Oh, my God!

1225
01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:57,002
- That's a compliment.
- That is the Beyonce of the government.

1226
01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,140
Duffer, stay here.

1227
01:04:01,176 --> 01:04:03,209
I have so much respect
for you that it has

1228
01:04:03,211 --> 01:04:05,313
circled around
into objectification.

1229
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,346
Ma'am!

1230
01:04:07,348 --> 01:04:09,782
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.

1231
01:04:09,784 --> 01:04:11,451
Overstepped? No.

1232
01:04:11,453 --> 01:04:14,554
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.

1233
01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:17,723
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.

1234
01:04:17,725 --> 01:04:21,727
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?

1235
01:04:21,729 --> 01:04:23,463
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,

1236
01:04:23,465 --> 01:04:25,665
- one for the sprain.
- Fantastic.

1237
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,133
Take four months' leave.

1238
01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:28,568
Oh, no. I assume he meant

1239
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,269
the two would
heal simultaneously.

1240
01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:31,271
I know what I said.

1241
01:04:32,474 --> 01:04:33,706
Please
take me through this.

1242
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,309
What exactly was
going through your mind

1243
01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:38,277
when you flushed it
down the toilet?

1244
01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:40,346
Were you thinking,
"Oh, I know.

1245
01:04:40,348 --> 01:04:41,815
"People are dying
because of this.

1246
01:04:41,817 --> 01:04:43,416
"So here's what I'll do.

1247
01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:45,218
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,

1248
01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,552
"wrapped up in toilet paper,

1249
01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:48,289
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?

1250
01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:52,826
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?

1251
01:04:52,828 --> 01:04:54,128
No, I'm sorry.

1252
01:04:55,196 --> 01:04:57,129
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?

1253
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,765
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.

1254
01:04:58,767 --> 01:05:00,266
Great. You two laugh.

1255
01:05:00,268 --> 01:05:02,769
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died

1256
01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:04,540
and will die
because of your stupidity.

1257
01:05:08,076 --> 01:05:10,109
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.

1258
01:05:10,111 --> 01:05:12,111
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,

1259
01:05:12,113 --> 01:05:13,346
and then you poop
into that,

1260
01:05:13,348 --> 01:05:15,081
and then that
whole contraption

1261
01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:16,416
is what you drop
into the toilet?

1262
01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:18,519
- That was just a metaphor.
- You know that the toilet is designed

1263
01:05:18,521 --> 01:05:20,253
to take the work
out of it for you, right?

1264
01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:21,688
No, that's not
what I was saying.

1265
01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:23,857
I was say...
I didn't say that.

1266
01:05:23,859 --> 01:05:25,692
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.

1267
01:05:25,694 --> 01:05:28,330
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.

1268
01:05:30,366 --> 01:05:33,165
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.

1269
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:34,367
Where are you going?

1270
01:05:36,805 --> 01:05:38,405
I've been suspended.

1271
01:05:38,407 --> 01:05:40,774
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.

1272
01:05:40,776 --> 01:05:42,543
- What?
- What?

1273
01:05:42,545 --> 01:05:45,512
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.

1274
01:05:45,514 --> 01:05:47,449
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.

1275
01:05:49,184 --> 01:05:51,184
Please don't send us home.

1276
01:05:51,186 --> 01:05:54,187
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.

1277
01:05:54,189 --> 01:05:57,824
But we have been a real help
to this operation,

1278
01:05:57,826 --> 01:06:01,361
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.

1279
01:06:01,363 --> 01:06:03,697
And if you would
just give us a chance,

1280
01:06:03,699 --> 01:06:07,267
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.

1281
01:06:07,269 --> 01:06:11,574
Would you consider
keeping us on

1282
01:06:13,175 --> 01:06:15,544
in this intelligence bureau?

1283
01:06:16,913 --> 01:06:19,548
Please. Ma'am.

1284
01:06:22,318 --> 01:06:23,319
Okay.

1285
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,186
All right.

1286
01:06:26,188 --> 01:06:29,124
I am going to take
a chance on you two.

1287
01:06:30,392 --> 01:06:31,393
Really?

1288
01:06:31,928 --> 01:06:33,462
I could really use you.

1289
01:06:34,196 --> 01:06:35,562
What?

1290
01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:36,599
Are you serious?

1291
01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:38,768
No.

1292
01:06:40,670 --> 01:06:42,605
Their flight
leaves in four hours.

1293
01:06:46,241 --> 01:06:49,309
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.

1294
01:06:49,311 --> 01:06:52,346
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.

1295
01:06:52,348 --> 01:06:53,615
I really just wanna go home.

1296
01:06:53,617 --> 01:06:55,449
What? Why would you
wanna go home

1297
01:06:55,451 --> 01:06:56,784
in the middle of all this?

1298
01:06:56,786 --> 01:06:57,785
We're a part of this.

1299
01:06:57,787 --> 01:06:59,656
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.

1300
01:07:00,957 --> 01:07:02,859
Okay? We've done enough.

1301
01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:06,195
Can we please
just go home?

1302
01:07:07,864 --> 01:07:08,865
I'm done.

1303
01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,701
- Morgan, now.
- Okay. Yes. Yes.

1304
01:07:13,703 --> 01:07:16,236
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off

1305
01:07:16,238 --> 01:07:17,639
at the airport
on your way home?

1306
01:07:17,641 --> 01:07:19,540
It'll prepare you
for your next career,

1307
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,810
being a SuperShuttle driver.

1308
01:07:35,825 --> 01:07:37,558
Out of curiosity,

1309
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,827
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?

1310
01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:41,863
- Hypothetically?
- Yeah.

1311
01:07:41,865 --> 01:07:43,631
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,

1312
01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:46,934
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.

1313
01:07:46,936 --> 01:07:48,872
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?

1314
01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:51,641
Why do you wanna
know all this?

1315
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:54,644
Because the drive
is in my vagina.

1316
01:07:58,882 --> 01:08:00,149
- What?
- What?

1317
01:08:00,151 --> 01:08:02,316
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,

1318
01:08:02,318 --> 01:08:04,552
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.

1319
01:08:04,554 --> 01:08:05,853
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?

1320
01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:07,488
'Cause he's an asshole.

1321
01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:09,824
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...

1322
01:08:09,826 --> 01:08:14,362
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.

1323
01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:17,732
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1324
01:08:17,734 --> 01:08:19,902
- I know!
- Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?

1325
01:08:19,904 --> 01:08:21,335
You get used to it.

1326
01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:22,570
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch

1327
01:08:22,572 --> 01:08:23,906
when she was torturing us?

1328
01:08:23,908 --> 01:08:25,741
- Yeah.
- And you lied to me?

1329
01:08:25,743 --> 01:08:27,608
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.

1330
01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:29,610
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.

1331
01:08:29,612 --> 01:08:31,980
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!

1332
01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:34,950
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...

1333
01:08:34,952 --> 01:08:37,588
Do you think you could
access it from the...

1334
01:08:38,421 --> 01:08:39,755
Place that...

1335
01:08:39,757 --> 01:08:41,890
- In the...
- Oh, yeah.

1336
01:08:41,892 --> 01:08:43,894
- What? Here?
- Just don't look here.

1337
01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:47,062
Oh.

1338
01:08:47,064 --> 01:08:49,531
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be

1339
01:08:49,533 --> 01:08:52,402
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.

1340
01:08:54,038 --> 01:08:57,840
♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes

1341
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,243
♪ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♪

1342
01:09:01,545 --> 01:09:02,745
- Okay.
- Oh, there it is.

1343
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,312
Oh.

1344
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,647
Should I put it in the...

1345
01:09:05,649 --> 01:09:07,649
- No. I'll, uh...
- Like, a tissue?

1346
01:09:07,651 --> 01:09:09,653
No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.

1347
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,925
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?

1348
01:09:16,927 --> 01:09:19,361
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,

1349
01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,096
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.

1350
01:09:21,098 --> 01:09:22,767
But thank you.

1351
01:09:23,501 --> 01:09:25,736
For trusting me.

1352
01:09:28,005 --> 01:09:29,707
Now, will you trust us?

1353
01:09:30,908 --> 01:09:32,674
To help you?

1354
01:09:32,676 --> 01:09:35,111
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.

1355
01:09:35,113 --> 01:09:37,846
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.

1356
01:09:37,848 --> 01:09:40,768
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.

1357
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,067
So, um...

1358
01:09:58,069 --> 01:10:00,038
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?

1359
01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:01,938
Yeah.

1360
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,374
Do I not look
just like a French woman?

1361
01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:07,010
I look like a French woman.

1362
01:10:07,012 --> 01:10:08,546
You look like
a French curtain.

1363
01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:10,782
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.

1364
01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:13,382
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm?

1365
01:10:13,384 --> 01:10:15,684
Something really weird
on this drive.

1366
01:10:15,686 --> 01:10:17,386
Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us

1367
01:10:17,388 --> 01:10:19,521
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.

1368
01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:21,456
Some of us have stuff.

1369
01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:23,660
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.

1370
01:10:23,662 --> 01:10:25,161
It's State Department
encryption.

1371
01:10:25,163 --> 01:10:26,397
Oh.

1372
01:10:27,398 --> 01:10:28,700
- Right.
- Figures.

1373
01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,902
- What do you mean?
- Meaning Highland didn't make it.

1374
01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:34,704
Your government did.

1375
01:10:34,706 --> 01:10:37,040
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.

1376
01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,742
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?

1377
01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,779
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.

1378
01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:45,548
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.

1379
01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:46,749
So what are you saying?

1380
01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,752
I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.

1381
01:10:49,754 --> 01:10:50,920
- What?
- There's gotta be something else

1382
01:10:50,922 --> 01:10:53,823
- we can do.
- Not unless you have access to an expert

1383
01:10:53,825 --> 01:10:55,460
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.

1384
01:10:59,064 --> 01:11:00,398
One minute.

1385
01:11:09,908 --> 01:11:11,543
Um...

1386
01:11:15,181 --> 01:11:17,647
Mmm-hmm.

1387
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,516
That's all I
remember from high school French.

1388
01:11:20,518 --> 01:11:21,918
Shit. What were
the lines I had

1389
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,620
in that French
student film?

1390
01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:24,990
Um...

1391
01:11:39,638 --> 01:11:40,672
Oh, God.

1392
01:11:44,576 --> 01:11:45,577
No?

1393
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,613
I need to borrow this
for one minute.

1394
01:11:50,615 --> 01:11:51,816
I will be there.

1395
01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:00,124
Uh-huh. Hmm.

1396
01:12:06,498 --> 01:12:07,618
This is Edward.

1397
01:12:08,134 --> 01:12:11,101
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.

1398
01:12:11,103 --> 01:12:13,536
It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.

1399
01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,774
Oh, my God!

1400
01:12:15,507 --> 01:12:16,776
Morgan. Um...

1401
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,076
Wow! It's been forever.

1402
01:12:19,078 --> 01:12:20,744
I, uh...

1403
01:12:20,746 --> 01:12:22,212
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.

1404
01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:24,514
You did? Shoot!

1405
01:12:24,516 --> 01:12:27,918
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.

1406
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,821
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.

1407
01:12:30,823 --> 01:12:32,723
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.

1408
01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:35,526
Oh. Actually, I knew that.

1409
01:12:35,528 --> 01:12:37,728
Right. I guess you would.

1410
01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:39,163
So I've been
following the news.

1411
01:12:39,165 --> 01:12:40,998
Oh, my God. Eddie.

1412
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,733
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.

1413
01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:43,834
On purpose.

1414
01:12:43,836 --> 01:12:45,970
Of course.
It's called a frame job.

1415
01:12:45,972 --> 01:12:48,105
They do that.

1416
01:12:48,107 --> 01:12:50,641
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.

1417
01:12:50,643 --> 01:12:51,944
Are you near a computer?

1418
01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:55,212
Always.

1419
01:12:55,214 --> 01:12:58,184
A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.

1420
01:12:59,652 --> 01:13:00,686
Lowercase J.

1421
01:13:01,321 --> 01:13:02,586
Percentage sign.

1422
01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,657
- Yes, percentage.
- Uppercase Y.

1423
01:13:08,694 --> 01:13:09,829
Oh, my God! That's right.

1424
01:13:10,197 --> 01:13:12,163
Okay. So?

1425
01:13:12,165 --> 01:13:13,205
What are Highland's plans?

1426
01:13:14,334 --> 01:13:16,900
These aren't
Highland's plans.

1427
01:13:16,902 --> 01:13:19,870
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.

1428
01:13:19,872 --> 01:13:22,575
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.

1429
01:13:24,844 --> 01:13:26,146
We need to
get out of here now.

1430
01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,746
We gotta go.

1431
01:13:28,748 --> 01:13:30,748
- Uh-huh.
- Morgan.

1432
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,551
You call me
if you're ever in LA now.

1433
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,888
LA's gonna be hard.

1434
01:13:47,934 --> 01:13:49,734
I need to add another target.

1435
01:13:50,103 --> 01:13:51,970
- Double rate.
- No.

1436
01:13:51,972 --> 01:13:54,973
You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.

1437
01:13:54,975 --> 01:13:56,941
Highland is very upset.

1438
01:13:59,612 --> 01:14:00,914
Well, hello, beautiful.

1439
01:14:05,786 --> 01:14:07,118
Baby...

1440
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,321
What happened
to your face?

1441
01:14:12,759 --> 01:14:13,759
What happened to yours?

1442
01:14:22,803 --> 01:14:24,035
Where we goin', chief?

1443
01:14:24,037 --> 01:14:25,772
Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.

1444
01:14:27,407 --> 01:14:28,608
Can I help you?

1445
01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:30,744
Thank you.

1446
01:14:36,983 --> 01:14:38,085
Nice boobs.

1447
01:14:40,087 --> 01:14:41,087
Thanks.

1448
01:14:44,325 --> 01:14:47,605
Remember, the best place to hide
is somewhere full of suspicious people.

1449
01:14:49,062 --> 01:14:51,796
Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?

1450
01:14:51,798 --> 01:14:53,765
Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?

1451
01:14:53,767 --> 01:14:55,434
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.

1452
01:14:55,436 --> 01:14:57,336
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.

1453
01:14:57,338 --> 01:14:58,937
- Out of Moscow.
- Oh.

1454
01:14:58,939 --> 01:15:01,139
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,

1455
01:15:01,141 --> 01:15:02,974
and former gymnastic coaches.

1456
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:07,179
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.

1457
01:15:07,181 --> 01:15:09,148
Not a fan.

1458
01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:11,217
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.

1459
01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:12,817
Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...

1460
01:15:12,819 --> 01:15:14,086
We're on TV.

1461
01:15:14,088 --> 01:15:16,155
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's happening.

1462
01:15:16,157 --> 01:15:17,189
...the women were allegedly
involved in the murder

1463
01:15:17,191 --> 01:15:18,790
of a local ophthalmologist,

1464
01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:21,860
which may have had
a sexual motive.

1465
01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:24,029
Sexual motive?
Yeah. He wishes.

1466
01:15:24,031 --> 01:15:25,965
The FBI has
released transcripts

1467
01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:28,033
of Facebook messages
between the suspects.

1468
01:15:28,035 --> 01:15:30,903
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.

1469
01:15:30,905 --> 01:15:34,907
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"

1470
01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:39,711
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman

1471
01:15:39,713 --> 01:15:40,913
Oh, my God.

1472
01:15:40,915 --> 01:15:45,818
Then, "Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.

1473
01:15:45,820 --> 01:15:47,820
"That's what friends are for.

1474
01:15:47,822 --> 01:15:52,160
"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.

1475
01:15:54,061 --> 01:15:55,296
Your name is Morgan Freeman.

1476
01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:57,463
I just put that together.

1477
01:15:57,465 --> 01:16:01,000
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.

1478
01:16:01,002 --> 01:16:02,868
Honestly, I just don't believe

1479
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:05,204
- that Audrey would ever do this.
- Oh.

1480
01:16:05,206 --> 01:16:07,506
- She's just not that kind of person.
- Wow, okay.

1481
01:16:07,508 --> 01:16:09,875
You know. She's not
that sophisticated.

1482
01:16:09,877 --> 01:16:11,410
I mean, she's 30 years old,

1483
01:16:11,412 --> 01:16:14,780
and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...

1484
01:16:14,782 --> 01:16:16,949
Box spring counts. A box spring counts.

1485
01:16:16,951 --> 01:16:18,217
We've talked about this.

1486
01:16:28,296 --> 01:16:29,398
Americans?

1487
01:16:36,505 --> 01:16:37,505
Hey.

1488
01:16:37,905 --> 01:16:38,906
Hi.

1489
01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:50,352
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.

1490
01:16:51,919 --> 01:16:55,087
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.

1491
01:16:55,089 --> 01:16:56,889
It's not like
I've done anything

1492
01:16:56,891 --> 01:16:59,125
that impressive with my life.

1493
01:16:59,127 --> 01:17:01,494
I've seen you
do some impressive things.

1494
01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:03,163
You were a great shot
in the cafe.

1495
01:17:03,165 --> 01:17:06,333
You switched
the trophies on me.

1496
01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,501
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.

1497
01:17:08,503 --> 01:17:11,240
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...

1498
01:17:13,874 --> 01:17:14,941
...thing.

1499
01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,280
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.

1500
01:17:20,282 --> 01:17:22,115
You risked
your whole life for me.

1501
01:17:22,117 --> 01:17:24,150
Not many people
would have done that.

1502
01:17:24,152 --> 01:17:26,154
Including
my ex-boyfriend.

1503
01:17:28,557 --> 01:17:29,757
Yeah, about that.

1504
01:17:31,193 --> 01:17:32,327
I wanna clear something up.

1505
01:17:33,929 --> 01:17:36,164
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.

1506
01:17:37,432 --> 01:17:38,432
How?

1507
01:17:39,835 --> 01:17:42,369
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.

1508
01:17:42,371 --> 01:17:43,470
What? At the bar?

1509
01:17:43,472 --> 01:17:45,438
Outside,
in the surveillance van.

1510
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,007
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.

1511
01:17:47,009 --> 01:17:48,410
- Wait, who?
- The bartender.

1512
01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,545
He was a recruiter for ISIS.

1513
01:17:54,617 --> 01:17:56,485
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters

1514
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,320
and rhubarb zest.

1515
01:18:08,030 --> 01:18:09,390
Can you identify him
as the target?

1516
01:18:16,204 --> 01:18:17,871
- Oops, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry!

1517
01:18:17,873 --> 01:18:18,938
Happy birthday.

1518
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:21,241
No. Do not get distracted.

1519
01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:23,310
- Yeah.
- It's not my birthday.

1520
01:18:23,312 --> 01:18:24,512
- Oh.
- I, um...

1521
01:18:24,514 --> 01:18:26,880
I just kind of wear it
for warmth.

1522
01:18:26,882 --> 01:18:28,214
- Well, if it was your birthday...
- She's funny.

1523
01:18:28,216 --> 01:18:29,916
I would say "Happy birthday."

1524
01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:31,521
Thayer, get away
from her now.

1525
01:18:33,423 --> 01:18:35,157
In our line of work,
being with someone,

1526
01:18:36,359 --> 01:18:37,360
caring about them,

1527
01:18:38,894 --> 01:18:40,927
it makes our job harder.

1528
01:18:40,929 --> 01:18:43,333
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...

1529
01:18:45,134 --> 01:18:46,536
That was real.

1530
01:18:47,570 --> 01:18:50,003
And not that you
asked my opinion,

1531
01:18:50,005 --> 01:18:51,905
but the worst song
on that jukebox is

1532
01:18:51,907 --> 01:18:53,076
Your Body Is a Wonderland.

1533
01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:54,609
No question.

1534
01:18:55,678 --> 01:18:57,178
Oh, my God! What?

1535
01:18:57,180 --> 01:18:59,613
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.

1536
01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:04,085
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.

1537
01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:06,053
What?

1538
01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:08,057
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?

1539
01:19:08,424 --> 01:19:09,858
Oh!

1540
01:19:10,693 --> 01:19:13,260
Oh, hey, guys.

1541
01:19:13,262 --> 01:19:16,199
Uh, rookworst, am I right?

1542
01:19:22,605 --> 01:19:25,274
It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.

1543
01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,210
Audrey!

1544
01:19:29,212 --> 01:19:30,478
Oh, my God! Morgan.

1545
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,480
She talks too much.

1546
01:19:32,648 --> 01:19:33,950
Duffer.

1547
01:19:37,053 --> 01:19:38,319
Jesus!

1548
01:19:38,321 --> 01:19:39,587
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1549
01:19:39,589 --> 01:19:41,555
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!

1550
01:19:42,558 --> 01:19:44,291
Hands up.

1551
01:19:44,293 --> 01:19:45,733
- Okay.
- That's both hands, cripple.

1552
01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:48,663
Come on, Seb. Higher.

1553
01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:51,966
Just because I can.

1554
01:19:51,968 --> 01:19:54,135
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?

1555
01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:55,504
I was suspended. You won.

1556
01:19:55,506 --> 01:19:57,106
Come on, man. I know I won.

1557
01:19:58,475 --> 01:20:00,443
I'm just here for this.

1558
01:20:01,978 --> 01:20:05,379
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.

1559
01:20:05,381 --> 01:20:07,014
Hey! Hey!

1560
01:20:07,016 --> 01:20:09,751
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?

1561
01:20:09,753 --> 01:20:11,753
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.

1562
01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:13,388
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,

1563
01:20:13,390 --> 01:20:15,590
- and tell them that?
- Jesus!

1564
01:20:15,592 --> 01:20:17,392
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?

1565
01:20:17,394 --> 01:20:18,460
What?

1566
01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:20,328
He's not here
on CIA business.

1567
01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:22,062
He's working for Highland now.

1568
01:20:22,064 --> 01:20:24,098
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's

1569
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,467
willing to pay for this.

1570
01:20:25,469 --> 01:20:28,270
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.

1571
01:20:28,272 --> 01:20:29,471
And, on that note,

1572
01:20:29,473 --> 01:20:31,673
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.

1573
01:20:31,675 --> 01:20:34,443
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play

1574
01:20:34,445 --> 01:20:35,879
Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.

1575
01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:44,553
- Okay, I got it.
- That's a joke, Audrey.

1576
01:20:44,555 --> 01:20:46,288
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.

1577
01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,356
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,

1578
01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:50,158
and it's called
a fucking handgun!

1579
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,527
- Oh, my God!
- So, for heckling me, Audrey...

1580
01:20:52,529 --> 01:20:53,795
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.

1581
01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:55,263
Duffer, don't do this.

1582
01:20:55,265 --> 01:20:56,665
- You die first.
- Duffer!

1583
01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:57,667
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1584
01:21:02,372 --> 01:21:04,339
Oh.

1585
01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:07,678
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?

1586
01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:13,482
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.

1587
01:21:13,484 --> 01:21:15,519
- Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- Yes.

1588
01:21:22,092 --> 01:21:23,492
How did he find us?

1589
01:21:23,494 --> 01:21:25,454
I don't know.
We took every precaution.

1590
01:21:26,731 --> 01:21:27,697
We only used cash.

1591
01:21:27,699 --> 01:21:28,999
No phones.

1592
01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:33,568
Morgan.

1593
01:21:33,570 --> 01:21:34,570
Hmm?

1594
01:21:35,205 --> 01:21:37,074
Did you call
your parents again?

1595
01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:40,542
Yes. I had to.

1596
01:21:40,544 --> 01:21:42,344
My father was gonna think
that I was dead

1597
01:21:42,346 --> 01:21:43,411
if he found out about Roger.

1598
01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:46,348
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.

1599
01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:48,584
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."

1600
01:21:48,586 --> 01:21:50,586
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.

1601
01:21:50,588 --> 01:21:52,522
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.

1602
01:21:52,524 --> 01:21:54,690
- That's not a thing anymore.
- That's not a thing!

1603
01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,224
Well, I know that now.

1604
01:21:56,226 --> 01:21:58,293
Ugh...

1605
01:21:58,295 --> 01:22:00,195
Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.

1606
01:22:00,197 --> 01:22:01,399
He's reanimating.

1607
01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,804
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.

1608
01:22:08,806 --> 01:22:10,606
It needs a thumbprint.

1609
01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:12,441
- There's the thumb.
- Seriously?

1610
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:14,044
I'm standing,
so I can't do it.

1611
01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:15,779
Oh, my God.

1612
01:22:17,715 --> 01:22:19,082
Ugh.

1613
01:22:20,618 --> 01:22:22,718
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."

1614
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,320
Um...

1615
01:22:24,322 --> 01:22:27,657
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.

1616
01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:30,192
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.

1617
01:22:30,194 --> 01:22:32,461
Oh, oh.

1618
01:22:32,463 --> 01:22:34,697
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."

1619
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:36,365
- Okay.
- What's Operation Albrecht?

1620
01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:37,535
I'm checking his emails.

1621
01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:40,603
Ah.

1622
01:22:40,605 --> 01:22:43,573
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.

1623
01:22:43,575 --> 01:22:44,740
So a gay porn star.

1624
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:46,776
Uh...

1625
01:22:46,778 --> 01:22:49,412
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.

1626
01:22:49,414 --> 01:22:51,082
They called it
Operation Albrecht.

1627
01:22:51,849 --> 01:22:53,616
It's going down
tomorrow night.

1628
01:22:53,618 --> 01:22:56,519
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.

1629
01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:59,424
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.

1630
01:23:01,793 --> 01:23:04,460
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.

1631
01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,162
You know what? Forget it.

1632
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,733
- Okay.
- Oh, the thumb! Yes!

1633
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:11,737
Audrey...

1634
01:23:14,305 --> 01:23:16,639
Oh, my God!

1635
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,349
Thumbs up.

1636
01:23:26,351 --> 01:23:27,352
Go.

1637
01:23:31,790 --> 01:23:34,290
So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.

1638
01:23:36,427 --> 01:23:38,528
Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?

1639
01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:41,364
No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.

1640
01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:43,500
The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.

1641
01:23:43,502 --> 01:23:45,401
Uh, won't people know
what they look like?

1642
01:23:45,403 --> 01:23:46,536
No.

1643
01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:48,605
No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.

1644
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:50,442
They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.

1645
01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:52,876
Can I do an accent?

1646
01:23:52,878 --> 01:23:54,578
- Please don't.
- I know what I'm gonna do.

1647
01:23:54,580 --> 01:23:56,847
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?

1648
01:23:56,849 --> 01:23:57,849
Perfect. I'm Bill.

1649
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,684
I know what you're thinking.

1650
01:24:00,686 --> 01:24:02,452
How'd a bloke
from the East End

1651
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,220
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?

1652
01:24:04,222 --> 01:24:06,923
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.

1653
01:24:06,925 --> 01:24:10,360
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"

1654
01:24:10,362 --> 01:24:13,263
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle.

1655
01:24:13,265 --> 01:24:14,500
"I had to get out."

1656
01:24:19,271 --> 01:24:20,873
Okay, let's drive then.

1657
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:25,575
No! We're being robbed.

1658
01:24:25,577 --> 01:24:27,444
No! Not again.

1659
01:24:27,446 --> 01:24:30,681
- Sorry.
- Please, no. I've a little girl at home.

1660
01:24:30,683 --> 01:24:32,749
- Okay. We gotta go!
- Me wife is dead.

1661
01:24:32,751 --> 01:24:34,718
- Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- She needs a new kidney.

1662
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,520
- Morgan, no, let's just...
- I came up with a story.

1663
01:25:04,283 --> 01:25:06,751
I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.

1664
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,920
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.

1665
01:25:08,922 --> 01:25:11,321
- Am I done?
- Yeah. You're good.

1666
01:25:11,323 --> 01:25:12,690
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,

1667
01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:14,324
then the other
should change her look

1668
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,392
for disguise reasons.

1669
01:25:15,394 --> 01:25:18,497
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.

1670
01:25:19,431 --> 01:25:20,700
And I'm about to look like...

1671
01:25:22,301 --> 01:25:24,869
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.

1672
01:25:24,871 --> 01:25:26,938
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,

1673
01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:29,540
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,

1674
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:31,341
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.

1675
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:32,543
Oh, we fucked up.

1676
01:25:32,545 --> 01:25:34,645
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.

1677
01:25:34,647 --> 01:25:38,082
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.

1678
01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:39,886
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...

1679
01:25:41,054 --> 01:25:43,387
- We're not, but if we do...
- Oh, my God.

1680
01:25:43,389 --> 01:25:45,990
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,

1681
01:25:45,992 --> 01:25:47,292
but, um...

1682
01:25:48,661 --> 01:25:50,330
It has been
the best week of my life.

1683
01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:54,599
- Really?
- Yeah, just being out here, like,

1684
01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:57,835
on this adventure, with you,

1685
01:25:57,837 --> 01:26:00,638
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...

1686
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,775
I don't know.

1687
01:26:02,909 --> 01:26:04,310
Do you normally feel judged?

1688
01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:06,544
You know that thing
that Drew said to me

1689
01:26:06,546 --> 01:26:08,579
about me being a little much?

1690
01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,848
It's not the first time
I've heard that.

1691
01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:12,750
You're not "a little much."

1692
01:26:12,752 --> 01:26:15,019
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.

1693
01:26:15,021 --> 01:26:17,122
No, you're not.

1694
01:26:17,124 --> 01:26:18,456
The only people
who don't think so

1695
01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:19,657
are you and my parents.

1696
01:26:19,659 --> 01:26:21,494
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.

1697
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,000
Sorry.

1698
01:26:29,103 --> 01:26:30,835
I'm so proud of you.

1699
01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:32,137
Honey, I'm proud of you.

1700
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,542
Oh, my God.

1701
01:26:38,545 --> 01:26:39,978
- So, don't...
- Don't die, okay?

1702
01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:42,047
Please don't die,
because then I would die,

1703
01:26:42,049 --> 01:26:44,883
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.

1704
01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:02,034
Morgan.
Are you in position?

1705
01:27:02,036 --> 01:27:03,735
Yeah, I was born in position.

1706
01:27:03,737 --> 01:27:05,804
Yes, everyone's
born in position.

1707
01:27:05,806 --> 01:27:07,973
That's why they call it
the fetal position.

1708
01:27:07,975 --> 01:27:09,540
Right. Yeah, I just got that.

1709
01:27:11,045 --> 01:27:13,946
- Amanda.
- Ethan.

1710
01:27:13,948 --> 01:27:16,617
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.

1711
01:27:18,418 --> 01:27:19,718
Yeah.

1712
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,919
Performing with
Cirque du Soleil

1713
01:27:20,921 --> 01:27:22,788
is actually a top three
dream of mine.

1714
01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:23,889
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.

1715
01:27:23,891 --> 01:27:27,025
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.

1716
01:27:27,027 --> 01:27:29,027
It was competitive
and I excelled.

1717
01:27:29,029 --> 01:27:31,196
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.

1718
01:27:31,198 --> 01:27:34,199
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.

1719
01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:35,701
We need to locate the buyer.

1720
01:27:35,703 --> 01:27:36,971
Okay. But... But...

1721
01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:40,572
Not just for one song?

1722
01:27:40,574 --> 01:27:41,707
- No.
- I hear you.

1723
01:27:41,709 --> 01:27:43,775
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark

1724
01:27:43,777 --> 01:27:45,744
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?

1725
01:27:45,746 --> 01:27:47,079
- No.
- Copy that.

1726
01:27:47,081 --> 01:27:48,714
But what if
I was on the trapeze?

1727
01:27:48,716 --> 01:27:50,649
In which I am trained.

1728
01:27:50,651 --> 01:27:52,451
- No.
- Affirmative.

1729
01:27:52,453 --> 01:27:53,453
Mongoose standing down.

1730
01:27:55,990 --> 01:27:57,456
Hey!

1731
01:28:03,631 --> 01:28:04,863
Hey!

1732
01:28:08,236 --> 01:28:10,736
You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.

1733
01:28:10,738 --> 01:28:13,472
Okay. Stay calm.

1734
01:28:13,474 --> 01:28:15,774
- Can you describe them?
- Okay.

1735
01:28:15,776 --> 01:28:17,843
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.

1736
01:28:17,845 --> 01:28:19,511
He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.

1737
01:28:19,513 --> 01:28:20,614
And...

1738
01:28:21,782 --> 01:28:23,950
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.

1739
01:28:23,952 --> 01:28:26,119
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.

1740
01:28:26,121 --> 01:28:27,921
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.

1741
01:28:27,923 --> 01:28:29,788
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy

1742
01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:31,623
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.

1743
01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:32,959
I don't know.

1744
01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:35,094
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.

1745
01:28:38,099 --> 01:28:39,134
Oh.

1746
01:28:54,548 --> 01:28:56,783
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.

1747
01:28:56,785 --> 01:28:58,887
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.

1748
01:29:00,121 --> 01:29:02,722
Oh!

1749
01:29:05,727 --> 01:29:08,094
- What?
- That's Tom and Marsha.

1750
01:29:08,096 --> 01:29:10,231
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.

1751
01:29:19,841 --> 01:29:22,675
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.

1752
01:29:25,113 --> 01:29:26,113
Who has blown you?

1753
01:29:26,848 --> 01:29:28,181
Morgan, it's not funny.

1754
01:29:28,183 --> 01:29:31,684
I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown.

1755
01:29:31,686 --> 01:29:32,986
Okay. You two, stay together

1756
01:29:32,988 --> 01:29:34,187
and in plain sight
until I get back.

1757
01:29:34,189 --> 01:29:35,924
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?

1758
01:29:36,858 --> 01:29:38,224
Very safe.

1759
01:29:38,226 --> 01:29:39,828
Is it the same place
as last time?

1760
01:29:40,195 --> 01:29:41,596
You'll see.

1761
01:29:43,565 --> 01:29:45,125
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.

1762
01:29:46,735 --> 01:29:47,734
- Please just go.
- Yeah.

1763
01:29:47,736 --> 01:29:48,835
Okay.

1764
01:30:03,685 --> 01:30:04,805
No smoking, sir.

1765
01:30:05,121 --> 01:30:06,686
Oh.

1766
01:30:06,688 --> 01:30:08,556
I'm sorry.
Awful habit, I know.

1767
01:30:10,159 --> 01:30:11,758
- You want one?
- I don't smoke, sir.

1768
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:12,859
Yeah, neither do I.

1769
01:30:36,185 --> 01:30:37,185
Sebastian...

1770
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,889
Sebastian, you got a text.

1771
01:30:43,658 --> 01:30:44,994
Sebastian, is everything okay?

1772
01:31:15,958 --> 01:31:17,758
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.

1773
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,427
Oh, my God!
That's really bad.

1774
01:31:19,429 --> 01:31:21,795
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.

1775
01:31:21,797 --> 01:31:24,031
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.

1776
01:31:24,033 --> 01:31:26,200
- Or her.
- Thank you. I was gonna say,

1777
01:31:26,202 --> 01:31:28,035
women can be terrorists too.

1778
01:31:28,037 --> 01:31:29,970
We can do anything
we put our minds to.

1779
01:31:29,972 --> 01:31:31,004
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?

1780
01:31:31,006 --> 01:31:32,273
He couldn't have gotten far.

1781
01:31:32,275 --> 01:31:33,310
Okay.

1782
01:31:35,811 --> 01:31:37,077
Yeah. In that case,

1783
01:31:37,079 --> 01:31:38,979
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...

1784
01:31:40,383 --> 01:31:41,516
Morgan?

1785
01:31:41,518 --> 01:31:44,219
...trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.

1786
01:31:44,221 --> 01:31:45,853
Morgan!

1787
01:31:45,855 --> 01:31:46,989
Oh, my God.

1788
01:32:06,409 --> 01:32:07,643
Audrey. Oh, my God!

1789
01:32:08,078 --> 01:32:09,279
What the fuck?

1790
01:32:10,981 --> 01:32:12,149
Okay.

1791
01:32:13,316 --> 01:32:14,449
Okay.

1792
01:32:16,752 --> 01:32:18,853
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached

1793
01:32:18,855 --> 01:32:20,721
her very precarious perch.

1794
01:32:20,723 --> 01:32:22,490
I think I'm about,
I don't know,

1795
01:32:22,492 --> 01:32:24,127
2,000 feet off the ground.

1796
01:32:25,262 --> 01:32:26,263
Huh.

1797
01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:31,101
No.

1798
01:32:37,908 --> 01:32:40,043
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.

1799
01:32:41,044 --> 01:32:42,212
What? Excuse me.

1800
01:32:42,946 --> 01:32:44,114
Give me the ladder.

1801
01:32:45,015 --> 01:32:46,080
Fuck me.

1802
01:32:48,285 --> 01:32:50,518
- Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- Dead. Yeah.

1803
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,921
I was right on the edge.

1804
01:32:52,923 --> 01:32:55,292
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.

1805
01:32:56,527 --> 01:32:57,861
I'm here to save you.

1806
01:32:58,962 --> 01:33:01,062
- Me?
- And to stop Henshaw.

1807
01:33:01,064 --> 01:33:03,233
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.

1808
01:33:04,234 --> 01:33:06,069
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?

1809
01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:09,070
Yeah.

1810
01:33:09,072 --> 01:33:10,307
Sebastian works for Highland.

1811
01:33:12,876 --> 01:33:14,242
No. That's not possible.

1812
01:33:14,244 --> 01:33:15,977
Why would he come
and risk his life?

1813
01:33:15,979 --> 01:33:17,278
Why would he get fired?

1814
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:18,813
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you

1815
01:33:18,815 --> 01:33:20,882
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?

1816
01:33:20,884 --> 01:33:22,817
You're just here
so he can kill me.

1817
01:33:22,819 --> 01:33:24,888
He was using you
as bait to find me.

1818
01:33:25,989 --> 01:33:27,391
He knew that
I'd come back for you.

1819
01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:30,126
That I'd never
let him hurt you.

1820
01:33:31,395 --> 01:33:32,395
And now, here I am.

1821
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,464
Yeah.

1822
01:33:35,466 --> 01:33:37,466
Audrey, I have some bad news.

1823
01:33:37,468 --> 01:33:40,135
Nadedja is still alive,

1824
01:33:40,137 --> 01:33:42,538
and she is on the other
trapeze platform

1825
01:33:42,540 --> 01:33:44,106
right now.

1826
01:33:44,108 --> 01:33:45,507
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.

1827
01:33:45,509 --> 01:33:47,842
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.

1828
01:33:47,844 --> 01:33:48,776
That doesn't really
make any sense.

1829
01:33:48,778 --> 01:33:50,945
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.

1830
01:33:50,947 --> 01:33:53,182
That girl has
high self-esteem.

1831
01:33:53,184 --> 01:33:54,385
She's so full of herself.

1832
01:33:56,954 --> 01:33:59,121
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,

1833
01:33:59,123 --> 01:34:01,590
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.

1834
01:34:01,592 --> 01:34:03,459
And then she's gonna
come after you.

1835
01:34:05,863 --> 01:34:08,332
So I think I gotta fix this.

1836
01:34:12,270 --> 01:34:14,138
I can do this.

1837
01:34:14,972 --> 01:34:16,872
Remember your training

1838
01:34:16,874 --> 01:34:18,194
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.

1839
01:34:58,483 --> 01:35:00,249
Could I just
ask you something?

1840
01:35:00,251 --> 01:35:01,319
Anything.

1841
01:35:03,154 --> 01:35:04,487
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment

1842
01:35:04,489 --> 01:35:07,222
because you thought
that I would never leave?

1843
01:35:07,224 --> 01:35:10,327
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?

1844
01:35:10,329 --> 01:35:12,395
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just

1845
01:35:12,397 --> 01:35:14,096
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?

1846
01:35:14,098 --> 01:35:15,866
No. No. No, no. I mean...

1847
01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:19,237
I underestimated you.

1848
01:35:20,372 --> 01:35:21,506
You hurt me.

1849
01:35:23,642 --> 01:35:25,076
I'm so sorry.

1850
01:35:26,611 --> 01:35:27,611
I had to.

1851
01:35:29,514 --> 01:35:31,416
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,

1852
01:35:33,984 --> 01:35:35,253
I've never loved you more.

1853
01:35:37,955 --> 01:35:38,955
Do you love me?

1854
01:35:39,524 --> 01:35:41,193
I love you, Audrey Stockman.

1855
01:35:49,234 --> 01:35:50,268
Looks very real to me.

1856
01:35:56,408 --> 01:35:59,409
What was the name
of the nun that beat you

1857
01:35:59,411 --> 01:36:02,245
in whatever fucking orphanage...

1858
01:36:02,247 --> 01:36:04,047
...you grew up in,
you skank?

1859
01:36:04,049 --> 01:36:05,384
Ow. Ow.

1860
01:37:20,493 --> 01:37:23,696
Audrey.
Audrey, I did it.

1861
01:37:25,364 --> 01:37:26,432
We're safe.

1862
01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,469
Audrey.

1863
01:37:31,204 --> 01:37:32,338
Audrey?

1864
01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:35,541
Shit!

1865
01:37:37,109 --> 01:37:38,678
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?

1866
01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:40,479
Uh, no.

1867
01:37:41,214 --> 01:37:42,379
Canadian now?

1868
01:37:42,381 --> 01:37:45,516
- Eh!
- Eh! Good.

1869
01:37:45,518 --> 01:37:49,322
- Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- Is that gonna blow my head off?

1870
01:37:49,689 --> 01:37:51,522
Hmm?

1871
01:37:51,524 --> 01:37:54,058
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."

1872
01:37:55,561 --> 01:37:57,063
Anything else, Double O Sexy?

1873
01:38:01,534 --> 01:38:02,635
The drive isn't in there.

1874
01:38:06,372 --> 01:38:07,373
Oh, come on.

1875
01:38:10,142 --> 01:38:11,310
Hey.

1876
01:38:12,211 --> 01:38:13,513
You can trust me.

1877
01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,584
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.

1878
01:38:21,722 --> 01:38:23,387
- Stand back!
- Go on. Move it.

1879
01:38:23,389 --> 01:38:24,789
Sebastian?

1880
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:27,193
- Audrey.
- Audrey, step back. He's with them.

1881
01:38:28,127 --> 01:38:29,594
- Thayer?
- Hey, bro.

1882
01:38:29,596 --> 01:38:31,262
Audrey, step away from him.

1883
01:38:31,264 --> 01:38:33,230
He's gonna kill all of us.

1884
01:38:33,232 --> 01:38:34,668
He said the same thing
about you.

1885
01:38:39,606 --> 01:38:40,606
Hello.

1886
01:38:42,709 --> 01:38:44,743
Thayer,
remove the target.

1887
01:38:44,745 --> 01:38:45,877
Fuck you, Dad.

1888
01:38:49,349 --> 01:38:50,415
Mom.

1889
01:38:52,319 --> 01:38:55,587
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.

1890
01:38:55,589 --> 01:38:59,091
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.

1891
01:39:00,294 --> 01:39:01,560
Sebastian was working
with Highland.

1892
01:39:01,562 --> 01:39:02,661
That's a lie.

1893
01:39:02,663 --> 01:39:04,496
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.

1894
01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:05,931
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.

1895
01:39:05,933 --> 01:39:08,633
Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.

1896
01:39:08,635 --> 01:39:09,701
He would've let you die.

1897
01:39:09,703 --> 01:39:12,304
Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.

1898
01:39:12,306 --> 01:39:13,438
Sebastian would've let you die.

1899
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:15,373
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.

1900
01:39:15,375 --> 01:39:16,841
I can 'cause
I've got the gun.

1901
01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:29,921
You okay?

1902
01:39:29,923 --> 01:39:31,323
I'm so scared.

1903
01:39:31,325 --> 01:39:32,459
It's all right. It's okay.

1904
01:39:36,830 --> 01:39:39,698
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.

1905
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,540
- It's okay. It's okay.
- I know.

1906
01:39:42,402 --> 01:39:44,169
Can we please just go home?

1907
01:39:44,171 --> 01:39:45,270
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1908
01:39:45,272 --> 01:39:46,607
I'm gonna take care of you.

1909
01:39:52,279 --> 01:39:53,280
You looking for this?

1910
01:39:55,682 --> 01:39:56,682
Uh, Audrey, that's...

1911
01:39:58,886 --> 01:40:00,953
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.

1912
01:40:00,955 --> 01:40:03,355
God, you really do
still underestimate me.

1913
01:40:03,357 --> 01:40:04,692
Audrey, come on.

1914
01:40:06,694 --> 01:40:07,793
Audrey...

1915
01:40:09,296 --> 01:40:11,164
Get off me! No!

1916
01:40:16,336 --> 01:40:17,435
Oh, my God!

1917
01:40:17,437 --> 01:40:20,271
Oh, Morgan.
Always so dramatic.

1918
01:40:21,909 --> 01:40:22,909
Fuck!

1919
01:40:23,611 --> 01:40:24,777
Oh, God!

1920
01:40:26,213 --> 01:40:27,548
Argh!

1921
01:40:35,523 --> 01:40:36,557
You better hurry.

1922
01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:38,625
Finish me off.

1923
01:40:40,895 --> 01:40:42,195
Oh, that's right.

1924
01:40:42,897 --> 01:40:44,563
You never finish anything.

1925
01:40:46,467 --> 01:40:47,702
To quote a text I got,

1926
01:40:49,303 --> 01:40:53,406
"Hey there.
It's over. Sorry."

1927
01:40:53,408 --> 01:40:54,874
Audrey... Audrey, don't.

1928
01:40:59,414 --> 01:41:00,581
I lied.

1929
01:41:09,290 --> 01:41:10,589
Drew Thayer, don't move.

1930
01:41:10,591 --> 01:41:11,693
You're under arrest.

1931
01:41:14,929 --> 01:41:17,296
We
Have apprehended Drew Thayer.

1932
01:41:17,298 --> 01:41:19,200
It's a little much,
don't you think?

1933
01:41:20,535 --> 01:41:22,735
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

1934
01:41:22,737 --> 01:41:24,572
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1935
01:41:27,508 --> 01:41:28,874
Sebastian?

1936
01:41:35,783 --> 01:41:37,616
What the fuck?

1937
01:41:37,618 --> 01:41:39,920
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,

1938
01:41:39,922 --> 01:41:42,288
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.

1939
01:41:42,290 --> 01:41:43,589
You're alive.

1940
01:41:46,694 --> 01:41:47,994
Oh, you're alive.

1941
01:41:59,641 --> 01:42:01,608
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?

1942
01:42:01,610 --> 01:42:03,509
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?

1943
01:42:03,511 --> 01:42:05,045
- That's it.
- Instruments for eight.

1944
01:42:05,047 --> 01:42:06,580
This long, powerful horn...

1945
01:42:06,582 --> 01:42:07,948
That's a long number.

1946
01:42:07,950 --> 01:42:08,949
Oh.

1947
01:42:08,951 --> 01:42:10,483
Hello.

1948
01:42:10,485 --> 01:42:12,819
- Mom, I'm alive.
- Honey, are you okay?

1949
01:42:12,821 --> 01:42:13,987
Let me turn this down.

1950
01:42:13,989 --> 01:42:15,254
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.

1951
01:42:15,256 --> 01:42:16,757
- Hold on.
- Let me turn the volume down.

1952
01:42:16,759 --> 01:42:19,092
- Put in... Do... Um...
- Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,

1953
01:42:19,094 --> 01:42:21,461
- and I can't.
- Input.

1954
01:42:21,463 --> 01:42:22,496
Input?
I don't see input.

1955
01:42:22,498 --> 01:42:23,597
Sorry, I'm calling

1956
01:42:23,599 --> 01:42:25,532
from an international
spy's phone.

1957
01:42:25,534 --> 01:42:27,367
Spy. Who's a spy?

1958
01:42:27,369 --> 01:42:28,602
Yeah, input's
doing nothing.

1959
01:42:28,604 --> 01:42:30,704
He's an international spy,

1960
01:42:30,706 --> 01:42:34,007
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.

1961
01:42:34,009 --> 01:42:36,009
He works for MI6.

1962
01:42:36,011 --> 01:42:37,511
Morgan...

1963
01:42:37,513 --> 01:42:40,647
Can she not reveal
my identity?

1964
01:42:40,649 --> 01:42:42,649
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.

1965
01:42:42,651 --> 01:42:44,551
Hold on.
I have a call waiting.

1966
01:42:44,553 --> 01:42:45,754
I love you.

1967
01:42:49,558 --> 01:42:53,760
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.

1968
01:42:53,762 --> 01:42:54,762
Where's Henshaw?

1969
01:42:55,931 --> 01:42:58,532
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?

1970
01:42:58,534 --> 01:43:01,135
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?

1971
01:43:01,137 --> 01:43:03,804
Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.

1972
01:43:03,806 --> 01:43:06,006
I'm letting
Audrey and Sebastian

1973
01:43:06,008 --> 01:43:08,009
have a little bit
of a moment right now.

1974
01:43:08,011 --> 01:43:09,843
You know what I mean?

1975
01:43:09,845 --> 01:43:11,511
- Tell him to call me back.
- No, no. It's okay.

1976
01:43:11,513 --> 01:43:15,016
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.

1977
01:43:15,018 --> 01:43:16,516
Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?

1978
01:43:16,518 --> 01:43:18,418
- Okay.
- Okay.

1979
01:43:18,420 --> 01:43:20,021
You may tell him this,

1980
01:43:20,023 --> 01:43:22,455
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.

1981
01:43:22,457 --> 01:43:25,159
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.

1982
01:43:25,161 --> 01:43:26,426
- Thank you.
- He's gonna be so happy.

1983
01:43:26,428 --> 01:43:27,761
Thank you so much.

1984
01:43:27,763 --> 01:43:30,664
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.

1985
01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:31,933
- Okay.
- No, no, no.

1986
01:43:31,935 --> 01:43:33,600
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.

1987
01:43:33,602 --> 01:43:36,170
But you know what? Fuck it!

1988
01:43:36,172 --> 01:43:38,039
- I'm gonna cancel it.
- I'm not talking about you, Morgan.

1989
01:43:38,041 --> 01:43:39,874
- Do not show up on Monday.
- Okay.

1990
01:43:39,876 --> 01:43:43,845
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it.

1991
01:43:43,847 --> 01:43:45,179
Great. Thank you.

1992
01:43:45,181 --> 01:43:46,981
No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.

1993
01:43:46,983 --> 01:43:48,582
What do you like
in your coffee?

1994
01:43:48,584 --> 01:43:49,750
So when people ask you

1995
01:43:49,752 --> 01:43:51,953
about your first trip
to Europe...

1996
01:43:51,955 --> 01:43:54,622
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.

1997
01:43:54,624 --> 01:43:56,358
It definitely wasn't boring.

1998
01:43:57,026 --> 01:43:58,026
No.

1999
01:44:01,965 --> 01:44:05,602
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.

2000
01:44:06,703 --> 01:44:08,638
Oh, yeah?
What did you forget?

2001
01:44:14,611 --> 01:44:16,844
No. No, no.

2002
01:44:16,846 --> 01:44:18,746
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...

2003
01:44:18,748 --> 01:44:20,081
- No. Actually it was...
- I'm sorry.

2004
01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,582
- I was going for the...
- I mean, it was the physical

2005
01:44:21,584 --> 01:44:23,853
- pain of my chest.
- Okay, then suck it up.

2006
01:44:45,074 --> 01:44:46,607
Hey.

2007
01:44:46,609 --> 01:44:48,075
All for this happening.
Love this.

2008
01:44:48,077 --> 01:44:49,510
I'm sorry to interrupt.

2009
01:44:49,512 --> 01:44:51,045
I just talked
to the MI6 lady,

2010
01:44:51,047 --> 01:44:53,748
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?

2011
01:44:53,750 --> 01:44:55,650
I have it this time.

2012
01:44:55,652 --> 01:44:57,618
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.

2013
01:44:57,620 --> 01:44:59,923
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.

2014
01:45:00,823 --> 01:45:02,957
Big personal
victory of mine.

2015
01:45:02,959 --> 01:45:05,626
Well, we need to destroy it.

2016
01:45:05,628 --> 01:45:07,497
Yeah. As soon as she clears.

2017
01:45:08,798 --> 01:45:09,864
You know what I mean?

2018
01:45:11,101 --> 01:45:13,938
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.

2019
01:45:15,005 --> 01:45:16,706
Yep. Bye now.

2020
01:45:19,143 --> 01:45:20,943
Ahhh!

2021
01:45:24,547 --> 01:45:27,117
What? Okay!
Okay!

2022
01:45:28,685 --> 01:45:31,153
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

2023
01:46:08,325 --> 01:46:09,758
Happy birthday!

2024
01:46:11,028 --> 01:46:12,196
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!

2025
01:46:15,065 --> 01:46:17,265
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.

2026
01:46:19,136 --> 01:46:21,171
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.

2027
01:46:22,239 --> 01:46:25,207
Although, fair warning.

2028
01:46:25,209 --> 01:46:28,045
You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.

2029
01:46:30,215 --> 01:46:34,616
Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,

2030
01:46:34,618 --> 01:46:36,952
my steamy little eda-mommy.

2031
01:46:36,954 --> 01:46:39,755
I have loved you
since the udon of time.

2032
01:46:39,757 --> 01:46:42,591
It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.

2033
01:46:42,593 --> 01:46:45,328
I'm going to sashimi

2034
01:46:45,330 --> 01:46:47,965
over here to these
very handsome ramen.

2035
01:46:48,899 --> 01:46:50,366
Do you like my food puns?

2036
01:46:50,368 --> 01:46:52,268
Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?

2037
01:46:52,270 --> 01:46:53,910
Audrey, I love you so much.

2038
01:46:54,772 --> 01:46:55,772
Happy birthday, baby.

2039
01:46:56,907 --> 01:46:58,876
Morgan!

2040
01:46:59,978 --> 01:47:02,211
You shouldn't have!

2041
01:47:02,213 --> 01:47:03,614
- And yet I did.
- Oh.

2042
01:47:04,782 --> 01:47:06,082
Okay, Morgan. It's time.

2043
01:47:06,084 --> 01:47:07,986
Shumai, my, my! Look at you.

2044
01:47:09,087 --> 01:47:10,887
Let's do a little
call-and-response

2045
01:47:10,889 --> 01:47:12,989
for Audrey's birthday,
shall we?

2046
01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,359
When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...

2047
01:47:16,361 --> 01:47:17,626
Happy...

2048
01:47:17,628 --> 01:47:18,327
Audrey,

2049
01:47:18,329 --> 01:47:19,728
happy birthday.

2050
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:51,754
I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,

2051
01:48:51,756 --> 01:48:54,724
and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.

2052
01:48:54,726 --> 01:48:57,227
She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,

2053
01:48:57,229 --> 01:48:59,396
I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,

2054
01:48:59,398 --> 01:49:01,764
and she's
a very simple person.

2055
01:49:01,766 --> 01:49:04,301
And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity

2056
01:49:04,303 --> 01:49:06,436
to carry out something
like this, I don't think.

2057
01:49:06,438 --> 01:49:07,705
She's a dear friend.

2058
01:49:09,108 --> 01:49:11,175
- They said something about, like...
- Yeah.

2059
01:49:11,177 --> 01:49:13,210
They were doing this
for a guy or something.

2060
01:49:13,212 --> 01:49:15,479
Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.

2061
01:49:15,481 --> 01:49:17,748
Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.

2062
01:49:17,750 --> 01:49:20,417
I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.

2063
01:49:20,419 --> 01:49:22,753
Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face

2064
01:49:22,755 --> 01:49:24,190
of somebody
who was friends with her

2065
01:49:25,024 --> 01:49:26,624
has been really tough.

2066
01:49:26,626 --> 01:49:30,027
And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this

2067
01:49:30,029 --> 01:49:32,029
are the friends.

2068
01:49:32,031 --> 01:49:34,898
Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.

2069
01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:36,967
Who have to carry this burden.

2070
01:49:36,969 --> 01:49:38,889
And will have to carry...
Sorry.

2071
01:49:40,206 --> 01:49:41,939
And will have
to carry this burden

2072
01:49:41,941 --> 01:49:43,108
for a long time to come.

2073
01:49:44,544 --> 01:49:46,511
If you could
speak to them right now,

2074
01:49:46,513 --> 01:49:48,145
what would
you say to them?

2075
01:49:48,147 --> 01:49:49,913
Oh! Give 'em
a piece of my mind.

2076
01:49:49,915 --> 01:49:51,114
I want
my bum bag back.

2077
01:49:51,116 --> 01:49:52,950
Give me my bum bag back
for starters.

2078
01:49:52,952 --> 01:49:54,552
My passport,
my money.

2079
01:49:54,554 --> 01:49:57,821
- Yeah. -My lip gloss,
my keys, my phone.

2080
01:49:57,823 --> 01:49:59,725
- Everything.
- They just took everything.

2081
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:03,927
I don't think
that Audrey did do this,

2082
01:50:03,929 --> 01:50:05,798
but, Audrey,
if you did do this,

2083
01:50:08,235 --> 01:50:09,236
I forgive you.

2084
01:50:11,338 --> 01:50:13,304
If anyone else
back in Australia is watching

2085
01:50:13,306 --> 01:50:14,972
you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?

2086
01:50:14,974 --> 01:50:17,808
- We're having such a good time!
- Such a good time!

2087
01:50:17,810 --> 01:50:20,079
Hi!
We're on TV!

2088
01:50:20,416 --> 01:50:25,416
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