Anon gets mistake for Santa Clause/Kinderquestria (Short)

>Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria
>Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause
>Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile

>Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve
>Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground
>But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house
> You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace
>Sipping Hot Coco
>Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes
>The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace
>Shits comfy as fuck
>Suddenly you hear a knock on your door
>Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open
>Its Pinkie Pie
>And her smile is a bit wider than usual
"O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-"
>Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!"
>Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate
>She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas
>She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds
>You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling
>That is until now
>Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle
>She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs"
"Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-"
>Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!
"Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-"
>Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door
>She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!"
>What!?
>You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house
>Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you
>What the fuck?!
>You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!
>All of Ponyville and then some must be here!
>Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?
>I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!
>Your so confused right now
>But you know one thing at least
>Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this
>[spoiler]metaphorical murder of course[/spoiler]