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Island of Misfit Toys 6

Apr 23rd, 2013
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  1. [19:24] `GM [Our misfits are joined in medias res, plotting an act of somewhat dubious tact and formality.]
  2. [19:25] Ai` follows as usual. Were her eyes linked up to a screen, a handy blinking "rec" would display in the bottom corner, as it always does.
  3. [19:26] Liu still has Jonah slung over her shoulder, despite his protests.
  4. [19:27] Jonah flops his belly up, indicating catlike resignation.
  5. [19:27] `GM [Kitkat leads them up the stairs to the second floor, comprised entirely of a long dormlike hallway with dozens of rooms, nearly all of them empty.
  6. [19:28] Ai` swiftly glances into each as they pass, building a complete map of the building.
  7. [19:29] `GM Kitkat: "It's on the left way at the end; I pretty myuch got my choice and I nyever got to live in a room with a bunch of windows before!"
  8. [19:29] Liu "Alright!"
  9. [19:30] Liu jogs ahead, and tries the door handle, attempting to kick it open at the same time
  10. [19:31] `GM [The door swings open; apparently Kat didn't bother to lock it with so few people around]
  11. [19:31] Jonah "please watch my head aaaaaaaaaagh."
  12. [19:31] Jonah voices that last part, even when it's unnecessary. His face already express dismay.
  13. [19:32] Ai` "Question: are all human relations this 'rough'?"
  14. [19:32] Liu strides in, a spring in her step, looking for a convenient place to put Jonah
  15. [19:32] Ai` addresses anyone who will answer.
  16. [19:33] `GM [The room reminds any of the three that went to college of a very distinctively college-esque room. Though the room is much larger than a dorm room, itโ€™s packed with colorful and interesting odd and ends everywhere, and posters of all sorts plaster the walls.]
  17. [19:33] Jonah "Dunno. Yes?"
  18. [19:33] Liu "Pretty much."
  19. [19:33] `GM Kitkat: "Wha? Nyah, nyot even! We're just having a little fun! He can take it; he's a myan!"
  20. [19:34] Liu shrugs, casually throwing Jonah onto the bed.
  21. [19:34] Ai` looks to Jonah before scanning the room.
  22. [19:34] Ai` "May I practice on you later?"
  23. [19:34] Liu "You collect a lot, huh...?"
  24. [19:34] Jonah "Barf!"
  25. [19:34] Liu looks around in wonder.
  26. [19:34] `GM [Kat turns to Liu.]
  27. [19:34] Jonah facedived a pillow.
  28. [19:35] `GM [The pillow is noticeably full of orange hairs.]
  29. [19:35] `GM Kitkat: "Oh, yeah, heh... I nyever got out myuch as a kid, see... Being a crazy cat lady and all..."
  30. [19:35] Jonah "Huh. It's a cat person room alright. Furballs everywhere."
  31. [19:36] Jonah don't know if that counts as racial insult? whatever.
  32. [19:36] `GM Kitkat: "Oh, yeah, sorry 'bout that. Here, just a sec..."
  33. [19:36] Ai` forgets her question, deducing that Jonah missed it in the landing. She turns to Kat, pointing at several posters.
  34. [19:36] Ai` "What do these show?"
  35. [19:36] `GM [Kat hands him a large lint roller that was conveniently within arm's reach. In fact, no matter where someone stands in the room, they're within arm's reach of one."
  36. [19:36] Liu swats Jonah with her tail- lighter than at dinner, at least.
  37. [19:37] Liu "Don't criticize a girl's room!"
  38. [19:37] Jonah "Ow! I didn't!"
  39. [19:37] `GM Kitkat: "Yeah, I'm nyot gonna lie, the fur kinda sucks."
  40. [19:37] Jonah does what he's expected to do. Gathering up cat's fur.
  41. [19:38] Liu shoots him a silent frown, before turning to Kat
  42. [19:38] `GM Kitkat: "You get used to it after a while. I try to keep it pretty clean, but... Yeah, it's hard."
  43. [19:38] Jonah "You gonna what, Ai?"
  44. [19:38] Jonah was peoccupied.
  45. [19:38] Liu "So, what do you have~?"
  46. [19:38] Liu bounces, excitedly, mood flipping in an instant
  47. [19:38] Ai` returns to Jonah.
  48. [19:38] `GM [Kitkat returns to Liu.]
  49. [19:38] Ai` "Could I practice carrying you?"
  50. [19:39] Ai` "If I am to integrate and this is normal behavior, it is required."
  51. [19:39] `GM Kitkat: "Oh, yeah, skirts!"
  52. [19:39] Jonah "I don't think carrying is, uh, part of normal social interaction."
  53. [19:39] Jonah "She's abnormal."
  54. [19:39] Jonah adds the pointing and whispering just to make the point.
  55. [19:40] Ai` considers this for a moment.
  56. [19:40] Ai` "... Acknowledged. However, a stress test is still required."
  57. [19:40] Ai` "I could be 'gentle'?"
  58. [19:40] `GM [Kaitlyn bounces over to the walk in closet and beckons Liu to follow, taking her blazer and tie off while she does.]
  59. [19:41] Jonah "...I'm gonna give you a voice sample to use with that latest sentence later."
  60. [19:41] `GM Kitkat: "Prolly easier to just look, my'know?"
  61. [19:41] Jonah pft
  62. [19:42] Ai` looks as confused as a blank expression can show.
  63. [19:42] Ai` "Clarify, Jonah?"
  64. [19:42] Liu follows suit, additionally loosening her pants, but not letting them drop
  65. [19:42] Liu "Hmmm~~"
  66. [19:42] Liu hums as she pours over the selection
  67. [19:43] Jonah "I mean, if you said that sentence using the voice of---"
  68. [19:43] Jonah pft.
  69. [19:43] Jonah "---I mean, never mind."
  70. [19:45] Ai` "Your behavior is unusual."
  71. [19:45] Ai` states a simple observation.
  72. [19:45] Jonah keeps on pfft-ing.
  73. [19:46] `GM [Kat unbuttons a few of her shirt's buttons as well and itches her shoulders with her claws.]
  74. [19:47] `GM Kitkat: "Uggh... Hate this stupid jacket. It's so HOT. Myou have NYO idea."
  75. [19:47] Ai` "Your mouth appears to be twitching."
  76. [19:48] Liu "That's what pants feel like,"
  77. [19:48] Liu agrees, finally dropping them, and picking a rather plain, business-like skirt to examine
  78. [19:49] Liu "You think it's wide enough for my hips?"
  79. [19:49] Liu asks, unusually quietly
  80. [19:49] `GM [Kitkat scrunches her mouth over to the side, flicking her eyes between the skirt's waist and Liu's waist.]
  81. [19:49] `GM [Kat them snaps her fingers.]
  82. [19:49] `GM Kitkat: "Tape!"
  83. [19:50] Jonah "Yeah, I'm -pft- laughing on the inside."
  84. [19:50] Liu cocks her head
  85. [19:50] `GM Kitkat: "Hang on, gotta find my myeasuring tape!"
  86. [19:50] Ai` echoes Jonah.
  87. [19:50] Ai` "Laughing at what? I asked one question."
  88. [19:52] Jonah "Laughing at... oh god this is going to take a while to explain."
  89. [19:52] Jonah sits upright, smiling.
  90. [19:53] Jonah "If you use that sentence with a certain person's voiceset and a predetermined action, it would be really awesome."
  91. [19:53] Ai` presses her questions further.
  92. [19:53] Ai` "Clarify?"
  93. [19:53] `GM [Kitkat walks back into the room proper and crouches down next to the bed on the opposite side of Jonah and Ai, looking underneath.]
  94. [19:54] Jonah "I don't have the resource right now."
  95. [19:54] Jonah "man I wish I could Youtube right now."
  96. [19:55] Liu examines the skirt from several angles, humming to herself
  97. [19:55] Ai` "'Youtube'?"
  98. [19:56] Jonah "That's why I said it's hard to explain."
  99. [19:56] Ai` "Please explain later."
  100. [19:56] `GM [Kat spots a plastic box shoved under the other side of the bed. She reaches for it but can't quite connect.]
  101. [19:57] Ai` "May I attempt to lift you now?"
  102. [19:58] `GM [Kat walks around to the other side of the bed, standing between Ai and Jonah.]
  103. [19:58] Jonah "Nnnnnnnnnnnno."
  104. [19:58] `GM Kitkat: "Hi. Myove, please."
  105. [19:58] Jonah "huh? oh."
  106. [19:58] Jonah moves.
  107. [19:58] Jonah now realize that he is in a girl's room, and they are disrobing, disregarding the fact that he is here.
  108. [19:59] Jonah don't like this one bit. The crowd must be reminded!
  109. [19:59] `GM [Kat crouches down and grabs her sewing kit from under the bed. She stands back up and pats Jonah on the head.]
  110. [19:59] `GM Kitkat: "Good boy~"
  111. [20:00] Ai` pauses, looks to Kitkat and Liu, and then turns back to Jonah.
  112. [20:01] Ai` "You are the only subject available. This will not be dangerous."
  113. [20:01] Jonah "Heh."
  114. [20:01] Jonah lightly taps Kitty's arse.
  115. [20:01] Jonah "There's your good boy."
  116. [20:06] `GM [Kat hisses for a split-second at Jonah's advance, then pats him on the head again. As she pats him, she shoves his forehead, pushing him onto the bed.]
  117. [20:06] `GM Kitkat: "Down, boy, down."
  118. [20:06] Jonah "if this is not a military compound, I am totally gonna count this as advancing on me."
  119. [20:07] Jonah rolls over and get up.
  120. [20:07] Jonah "Alright. I am gonna sit here, looking at you change. Like how you intended when you brought me here."
  121. [20:07] Ai` "Advancing?"
  122. [20:07] Ai` 's questions never stop.
  123. [20:08] Jonah "Gonna use my trademark mid-thirties old man lecherous leer, here. Don't mind me. Go on!"
  124. [20:08] `GM [Kat just winks at him slyly before returning to the closet, bringing out a fabric tape measure.]
  125. [20:09] Jonah "Ai, next time, go on the internet and read through Urban Dictionary. That will help you a lot."
  126. [20:09] Ai` "Acknowledged."
  127. [20:10] `GM Kitkat: "All right, all right, let's get you myeasured up!"
  128. [20:14] `GM [Kitkat winds the tape around Liu's waist, taking a few tries as Liu's tail constantly gets in the way.]
  129. [20:16] `GM [She pulls the tape tight to get an accurate number, then pinches the tick mark as she pulls it away, showing it to Liu.]
  130. [20:16] `GM Kitkat: "Remember that nyumber, kay?"
  131. [20:16] Liu "Got it!"
  132. [20:17] Liu repeats the number under her breath several times
  133. [20:17] Jonah "I am totally gonna peek, okay?"
  134. [20:17] Jonah "like, super."
  135. [20:17] Jonah pokes fun at Liu.
  136. [20:18] `GM [Kat does the same to herself, having a much easier time with it; small tails are the best tails!]
  137. [20:18] Liu is too busy humming her measurement to herself to notice Jonah. Supposedly.
  138. [20:19] Jonah gains no reaction. That's not fun.
  139. [20:19] `GM [Kat looks at her number, and nods.]
  140. [20:19] `GM Kitkat: "I already forgot your nyumber~"
  141. [20:21] Liu "I didn't~"
  142. [20:21] Liu chimes, sing-songing it back... loud enough to be overheard, though
  143. [20:22] Ai` continues to prod Jonah with questions while waiting.
  144. [20:22] Ai` "What other advice or knowledge could you provide?"
  145. [20:22] Jonah "Hm..."
  146. [20:22] Jonah thinks.
  147. [20:23] Jonah "process of learning is a long one. You try things out and see if it's good for you or not."
  148. [20:23] Jonah "Can't really tell you much except go out there and try things."
  149. [20:23] Jonah "like, y'know, with them."
  150. [20:23] Jonah nods.
  151. [20:24] `GM Kitkat: "Oh, shoot, you're like, seven inches bigger! Dang, girl!"
  152. [20:24] Liu "I-is that good...?"
  153. [20:24] Liu frets, without any frame of reference
  154. [20:24] `GM [Kat thinks for a moment, then realizes her head only comes up to the top of Liu's breasts.]
  155. [20:25] `GM Kitkat: "Just myeans I'm dang short~"
  156. [20:25] Liu "O-oh~"
  157. [20:26] Liu deflates ever-so-slightly, letting out a breath
  158. [20:26] `GM Kitkat: "Yeah, hmmm... Skirt'll probably be a tight fit. They've pretty myuch all got elastic in 'em, but, yeah."
  159. [20:26] Ai` records the duo's measurements as they become evident when not otherwise occupied.
  160. [20:26] Ai` "I must learn faster."
  161. [20:27] `GM Kitkat: "Guess only thing left to do is try, Liu!"
  162. [20:27] Liu "Alright!"
  163. [20:28] Liu pumping her arms (rather masculinely), she slithers herself into the garment, wriggling her tail into place
  164. [20:29] `GM [Kat peeks out of the closet at the other two.]
  165. [20:29] `GM Kitkat: "Are we having fun out there?"
  166. [20:29] Liu "Alright~!"
  167. [20:29] Jonah "Huh? yeah. Sortakinda."
  168. [20:29] Liu declares, striding out of the closet with a swagger, skirt in place. It really is a tight fit.
  169. [20:29] Liu "How's it look?"
  170. [20:31] Jonah "Looks painful."
  171. [20:31] Jonah gives honest opinion.
  172. [20:31] `GM [Kat sticks her tongue out at Jonah.]
  173. [20:32] `GM Kitkat: "Nyot MY fault I'm a myidget!"
  174. [20:32] Jonah "her fault for being a gigantic transforming robot tetsujin-28-go."
  175. [20:32] Jonah chuckles.
  176. [20:32] Liu 's shoulders sag, face twisting into a frown, jaw set
  177. [20:32] Liu "N-next one!"
  178. [20:32] Ai` records the references for later analysis.
  179. [20:33] Liu rushes back to the closet, kicking off the skirt even before she's completely hidden, and digging back into the drawer.
  180. [20:33] Ai` suddenly speaks again.
  181. [20:33] Ai` "Jonah: hold your arm up."
  182. [20:33] Jonah "Man, this is fu----huh?"
  183. [20:33] Jonah does so.
  184. [20:34] `GM [Kitkat sits down in a beanbag next to the pair of them, rolling a lint roller over her paws like a real cat might lick them.]
  185. [20:34] Ai` puts her hands just under it.
  186. [20:34] Ai` "Now drop it."
  187. [20:35] Jonah "what's the meaning of this?"
  188. [20:35] Jonah ends up having Ai's cold metallic arm on his side.
  189. [20:35] Liu retrieves a pleated skirt, and squeezes herself into it, leaving the zipper half-done to loosen the fit.
  190. [20:37] Ai` lifts the arm again and holds it up decently well.
  191. [20:37] Ai` "Now resist my pull."
  192. [20:37] Ai` tries to push his arm up.
  193. [20:42] Jonah resists. It's not a challenge.
  194. [20:42] Jonah "?"
  195. [20:43] Ai` stubbornly tries to keep pushing, to no avail. She has the physical strength of a child.
  196. [20:43] Liu "How about this?"
  197. [20:44] Ai` drops her hands.
  198. [20:44] Ai` "Thank you for the test. I must improve my structure's physical parameters."
  199. [20:44] Liu declares, leaping back out, now in a much looser-fitting pleated skirt. She does a little pirouette, showing off, the the spin raises the skirt hem enough to show a flash of frilly white
  200. [20:46] Jonah "Heh. What are you trying to pull? Showing off, are ya?"
  201. [20:46] Jonah 's sentence applies to both situation.
  202. [20:47] Liu "Of course! That's why I abducted you,"
  203. [20:47] Liu replies, puffing up her chest.
  204. [20:47] Jonah "Instead of trying to torment the poor kitty's skirt, why don't you go grab a fancy table clothes and wrap it around your waist or somethin'."
  205. [20:48] Jonah is totally honest.
  206. [20:48] Jonah "Long skirts suits you fine."
  207. [20:48] Liu "...was... there compliment in there at all...?"
  208. [20:49] Liu asks, hopefully
  209. [20:49] Jonah "The pirouette adds a good entertainment, honestly, but nah."
  210. [20:49] Jonah actually thinks otherwise, but he just want his revenge.
  211. [20:49] Liu "...O-oh..."
  212. [20:52] Liu 's head droops as she shuffles slowly back to the closet, not even bothering to hold the skirt on past the first step
  213. [20:52] Liu 's tail is now dragging the floor
  214. [20:54] `GM [Kat returns he focus to the real world of real people problems, instead of cat people's problems.]
  215. [20:54] `GM Kitkat: "Nyot cool, brah. Nyot cool."
  216. [20:54] Liu "Kat, do you have anything bigger?"
  217. [20:55] Liu asks, focused
  218. [20:55] `GM [Kat pops back up and goes into the closet again.]
  219. [20:55] Ai` looks between Jonah and the closet.
  220. [20:55] Jonah "heh. this is fun."
  221. [20:55] Ai` "Did you inflict damage?"
  222. [20:55] Jonah "what damage?"
  223. [20:55] `GM Kitkat: "Hmmm... Hang on, trying ta' think."
  224. [20:55] Ai` "Liu's behavior changed."
  225. [20:56] `GM [Kit starts rummaging through clothes in her dresser rather than clothes hanging on hangars.]
  226. [20:58] `GM Kitkat: "I don't knyow if I'm gonna have anything with a bigger waist, but... but, but but but I MYIGHT have an older one with worn out elastic or something."
  227. [20:59] Liu "Longer, too?"
  228. [20:59] Liu insists
  229. [20:59] `GM Kitkat: "I hope I brought it... They let me bring a lot of stuff here, but they didn't let me bring it all..."
  230. [20:59] Ai` switches topics. Silence is time wasted.
  231. [21:00] Ai` "Where are you from, Jonah?"
  232. [21:00] Jonah thinks of how to tease her even more. he has his evil grin mode up.
  233. [21:01] Jonah "United States of America. East coast, somewhere near Boston."
  234. [21:01] Jonah "Y'know, Celtics. Rex Sox."
  235. [21:01] Ai` corrects him.
  236. [21:01] Ai` "I do now know."
  237. [21:02] Ai` looks down.
  238. [21:02] Ai` "And you are not wearing red socks."
  239. [21:03] Jonah "Not a fan of baseball."
  240. [21:03] Jonah "I do have Rondo's jersey though!"
  241. [21:03] Jonah looks proud.
  242. [21:04] Ai` blinks.
  243. [21:04] Ai` "You are lying."
  244. [21:04] Jonah "what?"
  245. [21:04] `GM [Kat finds wedged in the side of her drawer a large (and LOUD) purple-and-green plaid skirt that even at a first glance looks too big for her. She looks at it, her face somewhere between disgust and confusion.]
  246. [21:04] Ai` "If humans from 'Boston' wear red socks, you are not from 'Boston'."
  247. [21:04] `GM Kitkat: "...When the hell did I buy THIS?!"
  248. [21:05] Liu "...I'll try it..."
  249. [21:05] `GM Kitkat: "...Did I EVER like these colors...?"
  250. [21:05] `GM [Kitkat can't get the thing out of her hands fast enough.]
  251. [21:05] Liu steps out of the closet again, reaching for the offensive garment
  252. [21:05] Jonah "Uh, I don't follow...?"
  253. [21:05] Ai` points to Jonah's socks, which are not red.
  254. [21:05] Ai` "Am I wrong?"
  255. [21:07] Liu without bothering for privacy, worms her way into the skirt, tail slipping in first
  256. [21:07] `GM [Kat walks out of the closet again, rubbing her eyes after looking at the skirt and mumbling to herself.]
  257. [21:07] Jonah ahems.
  258. [21:07] Jonah "Okay, let me rephrase."
  259. [21:07] Liu "...Oh, it's comfy,"
  260. [21:07] Liu mumbles
  261. [21:07] `GM Kitkat: "...Where did I GET that...?"
  262. [21:07] `GM Kitkat: "You'd think I'd remember..."
  263. [21:07] Jonah "Boston, where basketball team, Boston Celtics, and baseball team, Boston Red Sox, resides."
  264. [21:08] Jonah "There!"
  265. [21:08] `GM [Kat sits down on her bed, the opposite side from the baseball fans.]
  266. [21:08] Liu "Well, Jonah?"
  267. [21:08] Ai` stares at Jonah, blankly.
  268. [21:08] Ai` "... I will look this up on the 'Internet'."
  269. [21:08] Jonah "Huh?"
  270. [21:08] Jonah turns,
  271. [21:08] Liu asks, giving a hollow, empty smile, born of desperation
  272. [21:13] Jonah is stunned.
  273. [21:13] Jonah "Huh."
  274. [21:13] Jonah "That's actually..."
  275. [21:13] Jonah sits upright, attentive.
  276. [21:13] Jonah "...not half bad."
  277. [21:13] Liu "...s-seriously?"
  278. [21:14] `GM Kitkat: "Wait, what?"
  279. [21:14] Jonah "Like I said, she goes well with long skirts."
  280. [21:14] Liu 's vitality is immediately restored, hollow gaze replaced by a shocked glance.
  281. [21:14] Liu leans discreetly over to Kat
  282. [21:14] Liu "Is... he gay...?"
  283. [21:14] Jonah is still a dunce. He yawns, unaware of Liu's changes.
  284. [21:15] `GM [Kat stares up at her, and just shrugs.]
  285. [21:16] Liu "Well, I guess I know style to ask for...?"
  286. [21:17] Liu hazards, still dazed
  287. [21:17] `GM Kitkat: "Yeah... I guess."
  288. [21:17] `GM [Kit is still flabbergasted that despite packing all these clothes herself weeks ago, she has no recollection of that garment.]
  289. [21:18] Jonah "Now you need more fancy tableclothes."
  290. [21:18] `GM Kitkat: "Where, the HELL, did I even GET that?!"
  291. [21:18] Liu "M-magic!"
  292. [21:18] Liu "It's the only explanation!"
  293. [21:20] Ai` watches and waits, as she always does.
  294. [21:20] Liu "A gift from a god!"
  295. [21:20] Liu glances at the skirt again
  296. [21:20] Liu "...a test from a god!"
  297. [21:20] `GM [Kat shrugs again and goes to put away the misplaced skirts in her closet.]
  298. [21:21] `GM Kitkat: "That's Wally's field, nyot mine. He knyows all about myagic."
  299. [21:21] Liu "By the way, Kat"
  300. [21:22] Liu asks, plopping onto the bed near Jonah, opposite Sumi
  301. [21:22] Liu "Were you born with those?"
  302. [21:22] Liu mimics cat ears
  303. [21:24] `GM Kitkat: "Huh? Oh, uhh, nyo, nyot really."
  304. [21:24] Ai` 's interest is piqued again.
  305. [21:24] Ai` "You changed your form?"
  306. [21:24] `GM [Kitkat finishes her tidying and sits down on the beanbag again so the four make a circle.]
  307. [21:24] Liu "Oh? How'd it happen, then?"
  308. [21:24] Liu adjusts her tail, ending with it suspiciously close to Jonah
  309. [21:26] Jonah "Hey. There's a plenty of space on the bed.""
  310. [21:27] `GM Kitkat: "Just an accident, really. They said there was a rift nyext to the field where I played as a kid, myeah? But of course nyobody knyew that."
  311. [21:27] Jonah gotta keep dignity of all party involved. teasing too much counts as getting serious. and that's not cool. not yet.
  312. [21:27] Ai` "How common are rifts?"
  313. [21:27] Liu "So you're human?"
  314. [21:27] Ai` 's typically dormant strategic center activates. If this world has numerous active rifts...
  315. [21:28] Liu ignores Jonah in favor of expressing surprise
  316. [21:28] `GM Kitkat: "Huh? Pssh, I dunno how myany rifts there are. Like I said, ask Wally."
  317. [21:28] Ai` nods.
  318. [21:29] `GM Kitkat: "But yeah, I'm human, or... was? Anyways, when I was about nyine I started changing, but it took two whole nyears to get mye like this."
  319. [21:29] `GM Kitkat: "Those were really weird years."
  320. [21:30] `GM Kitkat: "I guess they don't really have a word for what I am."
  321. [21:30] Liu "Huh."
  322. [21:30] Liu scratches the base of a horn, blinking
  323. [21:31] Jonah sits there, unsure of what to do.
  324. [21:31] Ai` "Kat-girl?"
  325. [21:32] Ai` blurts out the first idea to cross her mind, guessing.
  326. [21:33] `GM Kitkat: "Well, I mean, I guess that's A word? But nyot, like, THE word."
  327. [21:33] Ai` nods.
  328. [21:33] `GM [Kat points at Ai]
  329. [21:34] `GM Kitkat: "I myean, what's the word for MYOU? Jonah's a human, that's easy, but myou?"
  330. [21:34] `GM Kitkat: "Or her? Iunno."
  331. [21:34] Liu "I'm a dragon,"
  332. [21:34] Liu replies, sharply
  333. [21:34] Jonah "in human form."
  334. [21:34] Jonah adds.
  335. [21:35] `GM [Kit deadpans at Liu.]
  336. [21:35] Liu "That's normal! ...I think."
  337. [21:35] `GM Kitkat: "Myou're nyot a dragon. Dragons don't gots boobs."
  338. [21:35] `GM Kitkat: "They're, like, reptiles, or somethin'."
  339. [21:35] Liu "I am too!"
  340. [21:36] Liu leaps off the bed, exposing her pointed teeth, and emphasizing her horns
  341. [21:36] Liu "I'm getting more like it every year, too! my tail even got bigger! In a few more decades I'll be able to get all big, too!"
  342. [21:38] Jonah "Huh. So you will get even more fat?"
  343. [21:38] Jonah stabs!
  344. [21:38] Liu swings around, thrusting her fist several inches to the left of his head at full force
  345. [21:39] Jonah "1'
  346. [21:39] Jonah *"!"
  347. [21:44] Liu 's fist remains in place near his head, visible scales around her knuckles and wrist, as she maintains a glare, pupils narrowed as vertical slots
  348. [21:45] Liu "I! Am! A! Dragon!"
  349. [21:45] Liu hisses, sounding remarkably like a pouting child behind the growl
  350. [21:45] Jonah remains unfazed.
  351. [21:45] Jonah "a FAT Dragon."
  352. [21:45] Jonah glares back.
  353. [21:46] Ai` looks to the door, making sure the Colonel isn't there. After observing a moment longer...
  354. [21:46] Jonah "Don't underestimate the willpower of a fighter pilot they called Solo Wing Pixy, baby."
  355. [21:47] `GM Kitkat: "That nyame is crap."
  356. [21:47] Liu lunges, crossing her hand over in a mysteriously clawed grab at his neck, knee drawing up towards his sternum, elbow drawing back to brace
  357. [21:47] `GM Kitkat: "Just sayin'."
  358. [21:47] Ai` "Please stop hostilities."
  359. [21:47] Ai` addresses both Liu and Jonah.
  360. [21:52] Jonah ducks a bit, avoiding Liu's reckless charge entirely. He flick his legs a bit, tripping her onto the bed and following up by pinning her arms against the soft mattress.
  361. [21:53] Jonah glares. Eyes filled with mixed emotion. Stress, excitement, and many things.
  362. [21:53] Jonah "...Don't underestimate me."
  363. [21:54] Liu glares back, faint tears in the corners of her eyes, breathing heavily, and snarling at him. Her tongue is currently forked like a snake's, and there are small scales under her eyes
  364. [21:54] Jonah goes back to his derpexpression.
  365. [21:54] Jonah "Not lyin' about you lookin' good in long skirts though."
  366. [21:54] Jonah rolls away, and dust himself.
  367. [21:55] Liu rolls onto her chest, burying her face in the bed. Her body goes back to its usual look at the same time.
  368. [21:56] Jonah "Welp! I had my fun! Thanks for everything."
  369. [21:56] Ai` 's tone shifts minutely towards appreciation.
  370. [21:57] Ai` "Liu, how do you easily shift your form?"
  371. [21:59] Liu "...Happens when I push myself,"
  372. [21:59] Liu mumbles into the mattress, looking at the back of her hand
  373. [22:00] Jonah laughs as he left the room.
  374. [22:00] Jonah [a faint hums follows him as he feels happy with himself : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI&list=PLCD3A8FE3ED046905 ]
  375. [22:01] Liu "'s a dragon thing."
  376. [22:02] Ai` "I see."
  377. [22:02] Ai` returns to normal.
  378. [22:02] Liu lets out a heavy sigh, planting her face against the bed again
  379. [22:02] Ai` "Does Jonah cause you stress?"
  380. [22:03] Liu "...it's more complicated."
  381. [22:05] Ai` "I see."
  382. [22:06] Ai` adds this sort of "complication" to her growing list of terms to check once she gains internet access.
  383. [22:06] Liu "...he's fun to tease, and he hasn't hit me with anything yet, and..." she trails off, mumbling unintelligibly into the mattresses, somewhat drowsily.
  384. [22:07] Ai` "Are you sleepy?"
  385. [22:07] Ai` guesses she is, but...
  386. [22:07] Liu "J's b't..."
  387. [22:08] Liu begins breathing slowly, steadily into the comforter, dozing off
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