FIRE EMBLEM CRACK!!!! ☆彡


.:Kaiya's pov (second tactican):.

"OH GOD NOWI. FASTER FASTER!!!" I screamed waiting to beat Tiki and Marth on a manekete race. We are winning as usual.

Until. Marth threw his secret ike picture stash at us.

"AH EW. MAR-TOBA'S STASH OF IKES. " Nowi flailed trying to get them out of dragon-like eyes.

"IS THAT A CHERCHE AND A WYVREN?! GO HOME CHERCHE YOUR DRUNK." Marth girlishly screamed throwing more of his secret stash at us

.:(name's pov):. (You are currently Ike's wife)

You were JUST chatting with your husband until you heard a yell..

"AH EW. MAR-TOBA'S STASHES OF IKES!" Somebody you knew very well.. Nowi the 1002 year old manekete.

Then one picture fell right on your lap... You turned red as Cordelia's hair (whoa.) you saw a picture of Ike with Olivia's BIKINI IN A BAR FULL OF POLES.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IKE!!???!" you yelled SLAPPING HIM (and making sure mar-mar did not see.)

Then you saw a CHERCHE with A BEER BOTTLE. TRYING TO CATCH UP BUT FAILED LIKA BOSS.

.:(Ike's pov) flash back:.

"Yes... YES.... Thanks OLIVIA~!" Somebody like MARTH pervertly screamed in delight.
The
I decided to look if it WAS Marth but I saw a (h/c) head instead of the bluette's
But seriously that is a wig. Oh well who cares.

"Hi (name) what are you doing?" I asked curiously thinking this "(name)" wouldn't say don't ask.

"Oh well. Having some shots of beer wanna join?" (Name) asked in delight.

"Alright" I said joining in.


Timeskip in the flash back.

I was totally drunk then (name) told me to get change in this bikini? I don't know. I was drunk. So uh o well.

"KYAAAAAAAAA YOUR SO CUTE IN THAT" (name) screamed in delight.

"hey guys-WHA! WHAT THE BLAZES" Chrom screamed.

"WHAT!! OH GAWD MAH EYES!!! MARTH CAN I USE MY NEW DARK TOMB ON HIM PLEASE" kaiya whimpered(more like yelled) with her adorable puppy eyes.

"GOOD IDEA!!" Marth/(name)  yelled

They turned me into a girl....

:FLASH BACK ENDED:

"Sorry (name) Marth tricked me and made me drunk.." I said looking very guilty

" that's okay ikey (WTF) alcohol makes you feel like hell right?" (Name) said happily.

END OF CHAPTER 1

pt 1 over. Pt 2 ON.

The army of tikis.
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(Your pov by gaius's confession ; your like a river of chocolate..)

You were sitting wondering what and who IS tess ( me :D ).
Ever since Lon'qu found her she would always call him " Lon Lon " or
" onii-chan " and.....

He enjoyed it.
Was she his sister? You went to ask Starlie ( Starlie my tanguel from the superstarrealm.)

" hey Starlie. "

" hey ( name )! Watcha want starlit? " she joyfully said while drawing a shipping poster?

" are Tess and Lon'qu related? "

" no. And yes. "

" what? Did he take her in? "

" you know. She old enough to take care of for her self." Starlie sternly said with her meanest glare. Which was still VERY attractive.

" what is it then? " pulling her bunny like ears.

" THEY ARE COUSINS ( in law)  STARLIIEEEEE " she screeched in pain

" oh who getting married honhonhon? " Francis the French archer said from francerealm.