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Sons of Sinnoh!

Of Kanto!

My brothers.

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of Speedrunners fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

An hour of practice and shattered PBs when the Age of Speedrunners comes crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we PB!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Speedrunners of the World!