Yesterday (2019)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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♪ The sun's in the sky ♪

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♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪

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♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪

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♪ And sing this summer song ♪

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♪ I was born here,
I guess I'll stay ♪

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♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪

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♪ Life is a lifelong ♪

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♪ Summer's day... ♪

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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

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♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪

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Yay.

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- Thanks.
- Bravo! Bravo!

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Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song."

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He just played
"The Summer Song."

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Well, play it again, then.

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Or just any song with "summer"
in the title. Doesn't matter.

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Uh, cheers, guys.
I'm gonna take a bit of a break

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- and then I'll come back.
- Are you being serious?

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That's it.

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I can't believe I missed it.

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Jack.

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Sir.

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How are you...
enjoying the job?

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Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.

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I've noticed
the customers like you.

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Okay, great. Yeah, well,
I try to be friendly.

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Unlike me.

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I'm increasingly finding
I don't like you.

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- Right.
- You know, the beard

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gets on my nerves.

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What's wrong with shaving?

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- Yeah, I know. I suppose I...
- Yeah...

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And I don't like the way
you're always late.

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I-I don't like the way
you dress.

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And worse, I get the feeling

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you think working here
is beneath you.

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- Oh.
- But the customers like you.

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So, if you want to
go full-time, you can.

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Right.

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Okay. Well, yeah, great.

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Uh, let me think about that.

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Or, eh, here's
the alternative, son.

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Two weeks,
you're out on your ear.

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Yeah. I'll give the job
to dozy Karen.

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Okay, great.

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Well, classic. Um...

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- Yeah, I'll get right back to you.
- Good.

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There's someone to see you.

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Make it quick.
We've got stuff to sell.

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Do you want the good news
or the bad news?

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I'm gonna have to say
good news,

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'cause I don't think I could
take any more bad news.

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Well, the good news is

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you're booked
for Latitude Festival.

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No!

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Yes! Yes!

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It's not the biggest...

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It's the,
it's the Suffolk Tent.

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I don't care what tent,
it's Latitude!

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It's a proper festival!

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You are the best manager in the world!

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Latitude!

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♪ This road
that I'm walking, well ♪

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♪ It started young ♪

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♪ I found a guitar
and then it all begun ♪

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♪ I found all the things
I wanted to be ♪

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- Classic.
- ♪ So come take my hand ♪

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♪ And rock this road with me ♪

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♪ Rock this road ♪

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♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪

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♪ Rock this road
till I'm at the top ♪

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♪ Rock this road,
we'll do it right ♪

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♪ I'm gonna rock this road
tonight ♪

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♪ Gotta follow
this winding road ♪

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♪ I gotta follow ♪

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- ♪ Wherever it goes ♪
- And it has shiny wheels.

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♪ I guess I'll always
carry this load ♪

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♪ That's my fate ♪

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- ♪ I rock this road. ♪
- Yes, I'd love to play with it.

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Uh, accept my gratitude,
Latitude.

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Uh, yeah, it's been a blast.

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I thought "Dinosaur"
was particularly strong.

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Well, yeah, I got most of
the words right.

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"Hear me roar,

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- I'm a dinosaur."
- Rocky!

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- What are you doing here?
- Yes, mate!

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- Yeah!
- Oh!

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- I'm a road manager, innit.
- Oh!

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So everyone who said
that you were a lazy,

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- useless, drug-taking drunk...
- Hello.

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...who'd never get a job
were wrong.

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Yes, they were, actually.

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I'm in profitable employment.

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A valued cog in
a well-oiled rock machine.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Good set, though, mate.

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- Yeah.
- Did you hear it? I didn't see you.

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I-If I'm totally honest,

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I only popped by for
a quick bong behind the tent.

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- Oh.
- But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.

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I mean,
I didn't hear much of it,

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to be honest, 'cause...

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of the bong and stuff,
but... yeah.

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Ah, you're still making sweet
love to young Ellie, I see.

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- No.
- No.

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No, never. Not once.

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That's a shame.

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She's my manager.

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Hey, do you wanna come
backstage for our gig?

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- Wha... Please.
- Yeah?

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Let's do it, then.

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- Let's rock this road.
- All right.

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So how long you been
back in Suffolk?

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Oof. Well, I'm trying to live
outside the traditional

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concept of time.

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So, could be weeks,
could me months,

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could be a year and a half,
no idea.

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Oh, here we are.

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Thank you so much.

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So what exactly do you do?

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Make sure everything runs
like clockwork.

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- Service the equipment.
- Right.

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Make sandwiches, make teas.

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Uh... Oh, Christ.

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Sorry.

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Sorry. Sorry, Michael.

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You're fired.

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Fair do's.

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Got fired.

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Give Ellie one for me, yeah?

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- No, really, we don't...
- Catch you later.

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Oh, great day.

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Yeah, great day.

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Though, Elle,
we should stop now.

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I can't do this anymore.

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Don't be stupid.

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You're gonna need
a bigger tent.

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You're
gonna need a bigger tent.

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No, okay, stop.
You gotta stop pretending

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that we're in a thrilling story
with a big, exciting end.

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We're in a little story
and it ends now.

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I think I hear something
special in my songs,

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you think you hear
something special,

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and I love you for it.

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But no one else does.
No one ever has.

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Uh, Nick loves
"The Summer Song."

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Nick is famously
a world-class moron.

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If it hasn't happened by now,
it's not going to.

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It'll take a miracle.

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Miracles happen.

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I mean it.

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This is a serious moment
for me.

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This is just absolutely
not happening.

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Look, I can't be the star that
we thought I could be at 14,

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on that day in the school hall

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when I sang a pretty cool cover
of "Wonderwall"

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and you were there, backstage.

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- I'm not hearing a word.
- Okay, but look.

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This, this was my last gig.

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And I'm so happy
you were there.

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This is the end of our long
and winding road.

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Come on!
The world is full of miracles.

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Like what?

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Benedict Cumberbatch
becoming a sex symbol.

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- Oh...
- You'll change your mind.

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I won't. This is the start
of a better life.

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And I'm...
feeling perky about it.

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Mmm.

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Night-night, rock star.

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Yeah. Night-night.

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You all right, mate?

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Just a few minutes, okay?

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Can I just say one thing?

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Just to... warn you.

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I've spoken with the doctor
and you,

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you will walk again.

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But you have lost your beard

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and, um, two big teeth.

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And even though
it should be sad,

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it's actually very funny,
unfortunately.

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So despite all the pain and inconvenience,

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you're not even gonna get
any sympathy.

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People will just laugh at you.

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Ow.

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What happened?

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No one knows.

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It was all over the world.

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Electricity flicked off
for 12 seconds.

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You were just unlucky
that at that exact moment,

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a big bus hit you.

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You know, the weird thing
they thought

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was gonna happen at midnight
when we hit 2000?

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- Oh, yeah, Y2K.
- It sort of happened.

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It was very big news which,
um, you missed entirely.

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- Because of the bus.
- Ah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Right. I've gotta
get back to school.

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- Elle?
- Yeah?

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Thanks for taking
such good care of me.

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You're welcome.
I'll come back later.

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Will you still need me,

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will you still feed me,
when I'm 64?

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I don't know.
I'll think about it.

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- Why 64?
- What do you mean?

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It's just... oh, forget it.

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What do you mean, "Why 64?"

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<i>I think the accident</i>

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<i>was a message from God.</i>

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Yeah, he was very angry.

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Elle, you think
me getting hit by a bus

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was God's way of telling me
not to go back to teaching?

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Exactly.

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Incredible. It's amazing.

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You know, God loves your stuff.

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Look, if God had been remotely
interested in my stuff,

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he would've once,
right, just once,

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had someone write me
a fan letter who wasn't my mum.

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Or me.

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Yeah.

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I didn't ask
to be The Beatles,

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you know, I just wanted once
to have a standing ovation

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not given by people who were
already standing at the bar.

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Be the what?

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah.

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Carol, come and look!

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I know Ellie said it was funny,

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but no one mentioned visual
humor of this quality.

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Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.

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- Cheese!
- Oh, wow.

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Presents, presents,

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- presents. - Mm, presents, presents.
- Yes, yes.

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It's true, we have
bought you presents.

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- Exciting.
- Well, they have, obviously.

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- Huge work week.
- Yeah, yeah.

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What do we have here?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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- Uh, boom! Hey!
- Oh, wow.

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- Because you lost your teeth. That's...
- Yeah, I know.

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That's why that's funny. Okay.

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- Number two.
- Where did you get that?

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- 'Cause you got hit by a bus.
- Yeah, I remember.

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Do you?

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- Hilarious.
- Yeah.

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All right. One more.

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- I've signed your name, don't worry.
- One more, yes.

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I don't know what this one
could possibly be.

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- Oh, my... Neither do I.
- No idea.

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I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.

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Just open it, open it, open it.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Wow.

255
00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,084
'Cause yours got run over by a bus.

256
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,920
Well, play something.

257
00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,287
- Yes, play something.
- Come on.

258
00:13:12,289 --> 00:13:14,623
- Play "The Summer Song."
- Let me get rid of this.

259
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,460
Hey!

260
00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:19,929
What's tickin' and tockin'
and rockin'?

261
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,330
- Yeah! - Oh!
- What is he doing here?

262
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,333
Yeah, he got sacked.
He's staying with us,

263
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,468
- sleeping on the sofa.
- That is a disaster

264
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,237
- that could last forever...
- Yep. - Terrible decision.

265
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:28,570
- That's right.
- ...and ruin your entire life.

266
00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:29,439
Absolutely.

267
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,306
Hey, really glad
you're not dead, man.

268
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,075
He's got a new guitar.

269
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:35,047
- He's gonna play a song.
- Ow. - Epic.

270
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:40,451
A great guitar
requires a great song.

271
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:51,194
♪ Yesterday ♪

272
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:55,430
♪ All my troubles
seemed so far away ♪

273
00:13:55,432 --> 00:13:58,901
♪ Now it seems as though
they're here to stay ♪

274
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:04,876
♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪

275
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:10,613
Go on.

276
00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:13,983
♪ Suddenly ♪

277
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:18,621
♪ I'm not half the man
I used to be ♪

278
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:21,991
♪ There's a shadow hanging
over me ♪

279
00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:27,497
♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪

280
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,502
♪ Why she had to go ♪

281
00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:34,704
♪ I don't know ♪

282
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,207
♪ She wouldn't say ♪

283
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:43,378
♪ I said something wrong ♪

284
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:47,052
♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪

285
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:54,623
Oh, my...

286
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,094
Wha... What the hell was that?

287
00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,695
"Yesterday."

288
00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:02,297
That was one of
the most beautiful songs

289
00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,599
- I've ever heard.
- Yeah. I mean,

290
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,401
it's a bit-bit sloppy,
but it's sweet.

291
00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:10,073
- Oh.
- When did you write that?

292
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,241
I didn't write it.
Paul McCartney wrote it,

293
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:13,343
The Beatles.

294
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,011
Who?

295
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,378
The Beatles.

296
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,980
The what?

297
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:20,650
John, Paul, George
and Ringo, The Beatles.

298
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,352
Which beetles is this?

299
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,455
The insect beetles
or the car Beetles?

300
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,155
The pop group Beatles...
Nick, help me out here.

301
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,391
Right. Yes.

302
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:31,694
Um, there's this problem
with musicians.

303
00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:34,329
They presume everyone else has
this encyclopedic knowledge

304
00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:36,766
of obscure pop, make you
feel stupid when you haven't

305
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,468
heard of bands, you know,

306
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,570
like Neutral Milk Hotel,
or, uh, The Monophonics,

307
00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:45,007
or, in this case, The Beatles.

308
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,743
Wow, this is the most
complicated joke

309
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,011
- I've ever heard.
- No...

310
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:48,945
Nice song, though.

311
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,079
- It's not a nice song.
- No, it is, mate.

312
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,114
Don't do yourself down

313
00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,550
just 'cause you look like
a cartoon character.

314
00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:56,151
It's-it's a very nice song.

315
00:15:56,153 --> 00:15:57,552
It's not a very nice song,
Nick.

316
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,488
It's one of the greatest songs
ever written.

317
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:03,092
Well, it's not Coldplay.
It's not "Fix You."

318
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:04,794
It's not bloody "Fix You,"
Carol,

319
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:08,430
it's a great,
great work of art.

320
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:12,370
Wow, somebody suddenly got
very cocky.

321
00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:16,406
<i>That song was exquisite.</i>

322
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,107
<i>How come I've never
heard it before?</i>

323
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,108
Okay, I don't know what
you guys are playing at,

324
00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:23,412
but this is so weird,
a-and quite unfair,

325
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:25,480
in light of me
having lost two teeth,

326
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,650
looking like a sort of
reverse rabbit.

327
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,384
I-I'm on pretty heavy
medication.

328
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:31,320
Just let me out.

329
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,789
All right.

330
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,627
I thought you liked the medication.

331
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,161
Yeah, I do love the medication.

332
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,597
I really don't know
what you're cross about.

333
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,371
Jack...

334
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,642
Oh, Christ.

335
00:17:27,644 --> 00:17:30,546
No way. No way.

336
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,817
Okay. All right.

337
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,254
What?

338
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,159
Mm.

339
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,598
Okay.

340
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,576
Oh... you are having me on.

341
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,755
B, B, B, B.

342
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:14,493
"Bowie," "Beck,"
"Beach Boys."

343
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,197
No. Stop it.

344
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,774
Oh, fuck off!

345
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:32,941
No!

346
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,510
Let's try...

347
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,313
Good.

348
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:38,182
Still rolling.

349
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:42,684
Oh, thank God.

350
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,188
God bless you, Donald.

351
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,160
Okay.

352
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,759
No.

353
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,328
Okay, let's just...

354
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,336
Well, that figures.

355
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,362
Elle!

356
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:28,666
Jack.

357
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:38,306
- What...?
- Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are?

358
00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,278
Genuinely.

359
00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,010
Okay.

360
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:44,846
Then I'm in a really, really,
really complicated situation.

361
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:45,981
See you soon.

362
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,220
Nice pajamas.

363
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:52,257
Jack!

364
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,591
Christ. I don't even know

365
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,492
if I can remember the words
to the songs.

366
00:19:57,494 --> 00:20:00,696
Okay. "Eleanor Rigby...

367
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:03,365
"Eleanor Rigby lives
in a church,

368
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,034
in a room where the wedding..."

369
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,669
No.

370
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,904
"Eleanor Rigby,
darning her socks in the...

371
00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:11,306
In a room where..."

372
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:14,610
No, does... does she have...?

373
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,515
Does she have socks?

374
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,593
<i>Am I gonna do this?</i>

375
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,897
<i>Can I do this?</i>

376
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:49,644
- Yeah?
- Four and one.

377
00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,715
Four and one. Beautiful.
That's music to my ears.

378
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,383
- Right, now what is our common, uh, factor...
- Miss, there's

379
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,452
- someone at the window. - Sorry?
- The window, the window.

380
00:20:57,454 --> 00:21:00,523
Um... Yes. Right.

381
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,591
Can you all just give me
just one second?

382
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:04,360
I want... If there's any more
factors of, um, 18,

383
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,062
I wanna hear 'em.

384
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,564
- Yes?
- I may do one more gig.

385
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,766
I think I may have got some,
like, new songs.

386
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,101
- Is that your boyfriend, miss?
- Great.

387
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,702
No!

388
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:15,938
Enough! He is not my boyfriend!
That is enough.

389
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,007
♪ Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again ♪

390
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,507
♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪

391
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:20,575
Yes! Another one.

392
00:21:20,577 --> 00:21:21,776
Your boyfriend's
left you, miss.

393
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,047
Awkward!

394
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,882
You're right,
that was very awkward.

395
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:29,684
But let's keep going!

396
00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:32,388
♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪

397
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:35,757
♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪

398
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:38,626
What did he do there, though?

399
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,729
♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪

400
00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:43,032
♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪

401
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,500
- Yoo-hoo!
- Yeah?

402
00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:46,901
Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes

403
00:21:46,903 --> 00:21:48,036
aren't gonna
mark the wallpaper?

404
00:21:48,038 --> 00:21:49,872
Eh, that's not exactly
my top priority at the moment.

405
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:52,107
Oh, well,
your top priority should be

406
00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:54,509
getting yourself some
new teeth. Aw.

407
00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:55,710
I brought you a Pepsi.

408
00:21:55,712 --> 00:21:58,013
- Have we not got any Coke?
- What?

409
00:21:58,015 --> 00:21:59,882
Coca-Cola.

410
00:21:59,884 --> 00:22:01,717
I don't know
what you're saying.

411
00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,456
Come downstairs
if you're hungry.

412
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:14,533
Gotcha.

413
00:22:16,099 --> 00:22:17,799
Do you reckon you could,
like, make 'em look,

414
00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:19,468
you know, better than before?

415
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,902
It's just, I'm hoping to
relaunch my music thing...

416
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,471
I'm a dentist, Jack,
not a magician.

417
00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:26,508
Let's try the red.

418
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,811
Your dad was
my first-ever patient.

419
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:31,514
I only survived because
of people like him.

420
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,680
That's right.

421
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,449
I only coped...

422
00:22:34,451 --> 00:22:36,117
Clamp.

423
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,788
...with a little help
from my friends.

424
00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:51,635
Eh.

425
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,072
So, um...

426
00:22:57,074 --> 00:22:59,507
- uh, I thought we'd agreed.
- Yeah, well, we had, Dad.

427
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:01,509
But I've-I've got a bunch of
new songs, and I thought people

428
00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:02,611
might like to hear 'em.

429
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,979
Huh. Well, why, uh,

430
00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:07,018
why don't you play one for us?

431
00:23:08,885 --> 00:23:10,119
Okay.

432
00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:12,086
- You sure?
- Y-Yeah, of course.

433
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:14,590
Me and your dad
love hearing your... things.

434
00:23:14,592 --> 00:23:15,824
Don't we, darling?

435
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:16,991
We do.

436
00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:20,796
- Okay. Okay, good.
- Right.

437
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:24,499
Ooh.

438
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,901
Okay.

439
00:23:26,903 --> 00:23:31,910
Right, this is called...
"Let It Be."

440
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:56,198
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪

441
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,834
♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪

442
00:23:58,836 --> 00:24:00,001
♪ Speaking... ♪

443
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,937
Oh. Oh, sorry, love.

444
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:04,073
- I'll get it.
- Mmm.

445
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,040
Good start, though.

446
00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:07,109
Very pretty.

447
00:24:08,712 --> 00:24:10,246
- Ah, hello, Sheila.
- Terry!

448
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,613
- Come in, love.
- Nice to see you.

449
00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:13,114
Oh. It's Terry!

450
00:24:13,116 --> 00:24:15,851
- Oh. Terry. Hey!
- Hello. Hiya. Hey.

451
00:24:15,853 --> 00:24:17,886
Jack's just playing us
a new song.

452
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:19,122
Oh, really? I thought,
I thought he'd given up.

453
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,891
- Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs.
- He... Yeah.

454
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,625
- Uh, what's this one called?
- Uh, "Leave It Be."

455
00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,026
- "Let It Be."
- Oh, excellent.

456
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:27,529
- Well, rock on, Jack.
- Uh-huh.

457
00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,064
Well, it's not
very rocky, but...

458
00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:33,969
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble... ♪

459
00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:35,069
Would you like a drink, Terry?

460
00:24:35,071 --> 00:24:36,572
Dad...

461
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:37,739
Well, I'd already
heard that bit.

462
00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:38,873
Sorry, Jack.

463
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,241
Your dad's a rude man.

464
00:24:40,243 --> 00:24:42,244
Yeah, I'll get a beer,
please, Jed.

465
00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:43,312
Excellent.

466
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:44,712
Right.

467
00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:46,148
Carry on, Jacko.

468
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,917
I'll be back.

469
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,151
- Can I get it in a glass?
- Glass it is!

470
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,753
Right, is everyone else
settled?

471
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:52,020
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes!

472
00:24:52,022 --> 00:24:54,023
Hurry it up, darling,
you're losing the crowd.

473
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,724
Okay.

474
00:24:55,726 --> 00:24:59,128
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪

475
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,863
♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪

476
00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:03,032
Ooh, sorry.

477
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,065
Sorry, Jack. That's me.

478
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,633
Sorry, my fault.

479
00:25:07,171 --> 00:25:09,572
- Oh, it's Marge.
- Oh.

480
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,940
Hello, love.

481
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,142
I'm just at, uh,
Jed and Sheila's house

482
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,811
listening to Jack's new song.
"Let Him Be."

483
00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,278
- "Let It Be."
- "Let It Be."

484
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,649
No, well, apparently,
he's-he's started up again.

485
00:25:20,651 --> 00:25:22,183
Yeah.

486
00:25:22,185 --> 00:25:24,186
Uh, yeah, I know.

487
00:25:24,188 --> 00:25:28,023
I know. I know.

488
00:25:28,025 --> 00:25:30,325
Yeah, I know.

489
00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:31,860
- I know.
- What do you know?

490
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,895
Listen, I'll-I'll...
I'll call you back

491
00:25:33,897 --> 00:25:35,698
when it's over, all right?

492
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,731
Oh, all right, then.

493
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:38,334
Yeah. Okay.
See you in a minute.

494
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,003
- Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man.
- Maybe start

495
00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:42,837
after the first bit.
I've heard it three times now.

496
00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:43,972
If it's okay,
I'm gonna go from the top.

497
00:25:43,974 --> 00:25:45,042
Please yourself, son.

498
00:25:49,779 --> 00:25:52,146
Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song."

499
00:25:52,148 --> 00:25:55,617
Christ! This is "Let It Be."

500
00:25:55,619 --> 00:25:58,821
You're the first people
on Earth to hear this song.

501
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:01,090
This is like watching da Vinci
paint <i>The Mona Lisa</i>

502
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,092
right in front
of your bloody eyes.

503
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:07,097
Can you not just be quiet
for a single second?

504
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:12,901
Ooh, that'll be Marge.

505
00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:14,902
- Oh, Marjorie!
- Well, she said she was gonna come round,

506
00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:16,872
- so I'll... Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I'll put the kettle on.

507
00:26:16,874 --> 00:26:18,207
- Hi! - Hello.
- Hello, love.

508
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,842
- Hi. Hi.
- How are you?

509
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,809
- Come in, come in.
- Well, that went well.

510
00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:23,045
- Oh, that's good coffee.
- Thank you.

511
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,246
- Good.
- Put the kettle on, actually.

512
00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:26,414
<i>This is
a new song I've just written.</i>

513
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:31,120
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪

514
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:34,890
♪ I think you'll understand ♪

515
00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:40,129
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪

516
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:43,899
- ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
- I'm gonna get you!

517
00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:48,136
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪

518
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:50,873
♪ Let it be ♪

519
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,008
Oh, God.

520
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,891
Right, bag stack them up
and put them on the trailer.

521
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,129
Excuse me.

522
00:27:14,131 --> 00:27:16,832
- Yeah?
- Um, are you the manager?

523
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,467
Uh-huh.

524
00:27:18,469 --> 00:27:20,068
I'm Gavin.

525
00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:25,306
Hey.

526
00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:27,342
You okay?

527
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:30,144
It's me, that's the problem.

528
00:27:30,146 --> 00:27:32,346
That's the awful truth.
The revelation.

529
00:27:32,348 --> 00:27:36,354
I know the songs are strong,
but no one's interested still.

530
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:39,888
Jack Malik's the problem.

531
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,422
- That's not true.
- It is.

532
00:27:41,424 --> 00:27:43,025
I just don't have the "it"
that's the difference

533
00:27:43,027 --> 00:27:45,728
between Jay-Z and...

534
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:48,831
Jay-Y.

535
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,169
Well, then, how do you
explain this?

536
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:56,738
You're gonna be
a recording artist, Mr. Malik.

537
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:59,240
♪ Because she loves you ♪

538
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,311
♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪

539
00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:04,046
♪ Yes, she loves you ♪

540
00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:05,913
I'd be very happy
to help for free.

541
00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:08,049
My studio, at your service.

542
00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:11,385
Gavin. You're cool.

543
00:28:11,387 --> 00:28:12,356
Y... Am I?

544
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:15,224
♪ She loves you,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

545
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,025
♪ And with a love like that ♪

546
00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:20,062
♪ You know you should be glad ♪

547
00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:22,898
♪ With a love like that ♪

548
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,236
♪ You know you should... ♪

549
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:40,181
♪ Be glad... ♪

550
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:43,017
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

551
00:28:43,019 --> 00:28:46,521
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

552
00:28:46,523 --> 00:28:49,190
Yes, yes, yes, we got it!

553
00:28:49,192 --> 00:28:51,026
Yes, we have reached
the mountaintop!

554
00:28:51,028 --> 00:28:53,228
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

555
00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:54,399
Do you like it, Gavin?

556
00:28:55,465 --> 00:28:57,365
I absolutely love it, Ellie. Mwah!

557
00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:01,335
Jack, you got any more songs?

558
00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,372
One or two.

559
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:08,410
♪ Oh, yeah,
I'll tell you somethin' ♪

560
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:10,144
♪ I think you'll understand ♪

561
00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:15,316
♪ When I say that somethin' ♪

562
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:19,086
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪

563
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:21,556
♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪

564
00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:26,260
♪ I want to hold your hand ♪

565
00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:29,297
♪ And when I touch you ♪

566
00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:31,970
♪ I feel happy inside ♪

567
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:37,471
♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪

568
00:29:37,473 --> 00:29:39,908
♪ I can't hide ♪

569
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:41,410
♪ I can't hide ♪

570
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:44,313
♪ I can't hide... ♪

571
00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:50,853
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪

572
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,322
♪ You know what I mean ♪

573
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,056
♪ And the way she looked ♪

574
00:29:55,058 --> 00:29:57,992
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪

575
00:29:57,994 --> 00:29:59,594
Whoo!

576
00:29:59,596 --> 00:30:03,966
♪ She wouldn't dance
with another ♪

577
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,267
- Whoo!
- ♪ Oh ♪

578
00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:10,138
♪ When I saw her
standing there. ♪

579
00:30:13,943 --> 00:30:16,111
- Have a listen.
- Thank you.

580
00:30:16,113 --> 00:30:18,180
- Hey. Exciting.
- How much?

581
00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:19,547
Oh, no charge.

582
00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:21,019
Uh, it's free
with any purchase.

583
00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:23,086
Songs with your Snickers,
music with your multipacks.

584
00:30:24,354 --> 00:30:25,557
- Oh, thank you.
- Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.

585
00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:27,457
- Jack!
- <i>And here's a lovely</i>

586
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,659
<i>little story. Jack, you work
in the wholesale warehouse</i>

587
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:32,894
<i>in Lowestoft.</i>

588
00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:36,030
<i>And we hear members of the
retail trade have been getting</i>

589
00:30:36,032 --> 00:30:38,100
a free CD along with
their jumbo boxes

590
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,569
- of Nescafé and washing powder.
- That's right.

591
00:30:41,571 --> 00:30:43,471
But you're gonna sing us
a new song now.

592
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:46,141
So, here's Jack Malik,
the singing wholesaler,

593
00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:48,442
"In My Life."

594
00:30:48,444 --> 00:30:53,315
♪ But of all these friends
and lovers ♪

595
00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:55,616
♪ There is no one ♪

596
00:30:55,618 --> 00:30:57,419
♪ Compares with you ♪

597
00:30:57,421 --> 00:31:01,623
♪ And these memories
lose their meaning ♪

598
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:06,228
♪ When I think of love
as something new ♪

599
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:10,665
♪ Though I know
I'll never lose affection ♪

600
00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:15,269
♪ For people and things
that went before ♪

601
00:31:15,271 --> 00:31:19,574
♪ I know I'll often stop
and think about them ♪

602
00:31:19,576 --> 00:31:23,378
♪ In my life ♪

603
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:27,015
♪ I love you more. ♪

604
00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,457
Beautiful.

605
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:39,527
No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized
Fairy liquid, but nice work.

606
00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:42,229
You ever thought about doing
a wholesale-based song?

607
00:31:42,231 --> 00:31:43,565
Not really, no.

608
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:46,301
You could call it, uh,
"In My Warehouse"

609
00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:47,635
instead of "In My Life."

610
00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:50,271
Now, time to find out
what's happening

611
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,373
in Kerry's Kitchen.

612
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,542
G'day, everyone.
It's Kerry here.

613
00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:58,613
I could've written every song
of the Rolling Stones

614
00:31:58,615 --> 00:32:00,050
or David Bowie.

615
00:32:01,184 --> 00:32:03,218
I'll always just be Lowestoft's
warbling warehouseman.

616
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,652
Oh, no, don't.

617
00:32:04,654 --> 00:32:09,056
- That's not true.
- So obviously is.

618
00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:12,594
That song was really beautiful.

619
00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:14,531
Who-who did you write it about?

620
00:32:15,632 --> 00:32:18,100
Stop here. Stop the car.

621
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:25,306
- Elle.
- Hmm?

622
00:32:25,308 --> 00:32:28,442
- These songs.
- Mm.

623
00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:31,479
There's something about 'em
you should know.

624
00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:37,184
Oh. Hi.

625
00:32:37,186 --> 00:32:39,220
Hi... it's the
musician... Ed Sheeran.

626
00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:41,390
- I beg your pardon.
- Ed Sheeran.

627
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:44,125
- I'm a musician.
- Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it?

628
00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:45,562
This must be a bad line,
I'll-I'll call you back.

629
00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:50,766
Who was it?

630
00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:52,801
He said it was Ed Sheeran,
the musician.

631
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:54,135
That'll be Nick.

632
00:32:54,137 --> 00:32:56,071
Mm.

633
00:32:56,073 --> 00:32:57,439
Nick!

634
00:32:57,441 --> 00:32:58,707
No, it's Ed Sheeran again.

635
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:00,609
Yeah, can I speak
to Carol, please?

636
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,076
There's no one
called Carol here.

637
00:33:02,078 --> 00:33:03,778
Except there is.
She's always there.

638
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,515
Okay, mate, um,
I'll leave it there.

639
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:08,682
Amazing performance tonight
though, on TV.

640
00:33:08,684 --> 00:33:11,688
That song, "In My Life,"
that was really beautiful.

641
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:17,191
What did he say?

642
00:33:17,193 --> 00:33:19,361
He said he really enjoyed
"In My Life."

643
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,228
And what did Carol say?

644
00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:24,165
- She wasn't there.
- She's always there.

645
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,770
I think it might've been
Ed Sheeran.

646
00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:30,707
The musician?

647
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,158
Hi.

648
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,692
- Hello.
- I'm Ed.

649
00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:54,595
- Um, is Jack here?
- Oh. Right.

650
00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:56,430
I'll see if he's up.
Just wait there, love.

651
00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:59,267
Jack!

652
00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:01,236
- It's for you.
- Who is it?

653
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:02,539
His name's Ed.

654
00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:09,644
He's got a nice, friendly face.

655
00:34:09,646 --> 00:34:13,751
- Hi.
- Hi.

656
00:34:16,652 --> 00:34:19,289
C... Uh, come in.

657
00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:24,892
Your shirt's inside out.

658
00:34:24,894 --> 00:34:28,362
Oh, Christ.

659
00:34:28,364 --> 00:34:30,167
Uh, we should...

660
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,666
Ouch.

661
00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:35,302
So, uh, look, I'm sorry
to barge in like this.

662
00:34:35,304 --> 00:34:36,704
No, no, uh, major pop stars

663
00:34:36,706 --> 00:34:38,173
are always dropping round,
you know?

664
00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:39,541
Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.

665
00:34:39,543 --> 00:34:41,775
You're funny.

666
00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,278
Well, funny-looking, at least.

667
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,146
Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh,

668
00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:47,883
I live locally,
and I saw your song on TV.

669
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:51,219
And it was really good.

670
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:52,621
- Wow.
- So I googled you,

671
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:56,624
and I listened to your songs
on the warehouse website.

672
00:34:56,626 --> 00:34:58,526
And they were even better.

673
00:34:58,528 --> 00:34:59,594
Gosh, thanks.

674
00:34:59,596 --> 00:35:02,296
All right, don't mind me.

675
00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:03,831
So, I've had
the support act drop out

676
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,900
of the European leg
of the tour,

677
00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:07,836
and I was wondering
if you'd consider it.

678
00:35:07,838 --> 00:35:10,572
- Consider what?
- S... Yeah.

679
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,474
Being the opening act.

680
00:35:12,476 --> 00:35:14,175
- For you, seriously?
- Nope.

681
00:35:14,177 --> 00:35:15,212
Yeah, why not?

682
00:35:16,146 --> 00:35:17,512
W-Wha... When would I start?

683
00:35:17,514 --> 00:35:19,347
Tuesday.

684
00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:21,249
Do you know
where the pickle is?

685
00:35:21,251 --> 00:35:22,416
No.

686
00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:24,452
- No.
- Tu... What, Tuesday?

687
00:35:24,454 --> 00:35:26,420
- Not next July?
- No. Tuesday.

688
00:35:26,422 --> 00:35:28,356
- Is your hearing all right?
- No.

689
00:35:28,358 --> 00:35:29,858
No, my hearing is fine,
it's just, you keep saying

690
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,258
lots of really strange things.

691
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,362
But yes, yes, thank you, yes.

692
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:37,632
- Um, how long do you need?
- About 30 minutes. Maximum.

693
00:35:37,634 --> 00:35:38,967
Any more than that, people
start getting a bit restless.

694
00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:41,469
- You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer."
- Yeah.

695
00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:43,204
Get in.

696
00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:45,373
Night.

697
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,407
- Night.
- Night.

698
00:35:46,409 --> 00:35:48,677
Night. Nice to meet you.

699
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:50,847
You look like Ed Sheeran,
you know.

700
00:35:52,949 --> 00:35:55,217
I am Ed Sheeran.

701
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,755
Oh, right. Well done.

702
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:01,389
Light show?

703
00:36:01,391 --> 00:36:02,923
- Preferably not, no.
- Well, that's good,

704
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:05,626
'cause I've only got the torch
on my phone, so...

705
00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:06,961
Have you got any beer?

706
00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:08,630
Uh, cider.

707
00:36:08,632 --> 00:36:10,465
- Cider works.
- Okay.

708
00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,267
I'll have a cider with the man
that wrote "Yesterday."

709
00:36:13,269 --> 00:36:15,003
Yeah.

710
00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:18,539
Mum, Dad,
who drunk all the cider?

711
00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,441
- <i>That is nuts!</i>
- <i>Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.</i>

712
00:36:20,443 --> 00:36:23,311
And he's absolutely covered
in tattoos.

713
00:36:23,313 --> 00:36:24,512
Nice dressing gown, by the way.

714
00:36:24,514 --> 00:36:26,780
No, it's not. No.

715
00:36:26,782 --> 00:36:28,617
Don't. Don't start.

716
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,719
It looked so good online,
so I just ordered it,

717
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,820
and the most disgusting pink
thing in history turns up.

718
00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:35,724
- So good.
- Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.

719
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:36,858
Tomorrow.

720
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,360
What do you mean?
You're not coming?

721
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,429
No, of course not.

722
00:36:41,431 --> 00:36:43,465
I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.

723
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,798
I teach maths.

724
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,967
I can't suddenly manage

725
00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:47,936
Ed Sheeran's support act.

726
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:49,737
Yeah, maybe you can, though.

727
00:36:49,739 --> 00:36:52,273
Um... yeah.

728
00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:54,275
Well, I certainly can't do it
this Tuesday.

729
00:36:54,277 --> 00:36:56,778
'Cause we've got a parent-
teacher's evening at 6:45.

730
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,579
And, although I like you, I...

731
00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:01,483
I don't like you enough to let
down the whole of year ten.

732
00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,318
- Right. Okay.
- Sorry.

733
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,021
Lucy, Ellie's resigned
from her post.

734
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,889
Do you fancy being my roadie
in Moscow on Tuesday?

735
00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:10,925
Sorry. Would love to,

736
00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,827
but we've got rehearsals
for the school play.

737
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:14,362
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

738
00:37:14,364 --> 00:37:17,065
Let's think, plan C.

739
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:19,400
- Oh, no.
- What?

740
00:37:19,402 --> 00:37:21,369
I've had an idea.
It's a very bad idea.

741
00:37:21,371 --> 00:37:22,771
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

742
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:25,907
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪

743
00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:27,775
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪

744
00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:30,878
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪

745
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,347
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪

746
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:34,983
♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪

747
00:37:34,985 --> 00:37:36,450
Hi.

748
00:37:36,452 --> 00:37:37,686
♪ I'm in love with
the shape of you. ♪

749
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:38,887
- Welcome aboard.
- Hey. Oh. - Hey.

750
00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:41,055
- How you doing, man?
- Hey!

751
00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:41,889
- Here he is.
- Hey.

752
00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:44,394
Hello, Mr. Sheeran.
My name's Rocky.

753
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:45,827
And y-you can call me
whatever you like.

754
00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,461
"Handsome" always works well.

755
00:37:47,463 --> 00:37:49,664
No.

756
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:53,001
Only kidding, no, it was just...
Rock... just call me Rocky.

757
00:37:53,003 --> 00:37:54,601
- Nice to meet you, Rocky.
- Yeah.

758
00:37:54,603 --> 00:37:56,070
Um, Jack, you and Rocky
are at the back there.

759
00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:59,106
And listen, um, tonight,
it's small and intimate.

760
00:37:59,108 --> 00:38:00,974
Don't worry.
Nothing to be worried about.

761
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:02,711
- Okay.
- Cool. - All right.

762
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,445
- Love your work, man.
- Thank you.

763
00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,046
- Especially the rapping.
- Really?

764
00:38:06,048 --> 00:38:07,414
No, I'm only kidding.

765
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:12,554
No, leave it to the brothers,
that'd be my advice.

766
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:15,889
Gingers and rap...
sounds a bit crap.

767
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:19,728
Well, you may be right.
Enjoy your flight.

768
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:21,829
Oh, here he is.

769
00:38:21,831 --> 00:38:23,130
Wait a minute!

770
00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:24,766
All right, um...

771
00:38:24,768 --> 00:38:29,637
uh, I think it will be neat
if I take my seat.

772
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,942
Boom. Victory.

773
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:41,383
♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪

774
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:42,550
Champagne?

775
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:44,686
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.

776
00:38:44,688 --> 00:38:45,854
Champagne, sir?

777
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,123
Um, have you got Coke?

778
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,891
Sorry?

779
00:38:49,893 --> 00:38:52,394
Oh, right, yeah.
Pepsi, please.

780
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:54,396
Of course, sir.

781
00:38:56,565 --> 00:38:58,932
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪

782
00:38:58,934 --> 00:39:01,436
♪ Back in the USSR ♪

783
00:39:01,438 --> 00:39:02,970
All right!

784
00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:06,541
♪ Well, the Ukraine girls
really knock me out ♪

785
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:09,711
♪ They leave the West behind ♪

786
00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:13,014
♪ And the Moscow girls
make me sing and shout ♪

787
00:39:13,016 --> 00:39:18,153
♪ Georgia's always on my
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪

788
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,021
All right, Moscow!

789
00:39:24,728 --> 00:39:27,461
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

790
00:39:27,463 --> 00:39:28,496
Sing it with me!

791
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:31,833
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

792
00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:32,900
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

793
00:39:32,902 --> 00:39:34,869
Louder than that!

794
00:39:34,871 --> 00:39:36,470
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

795
00:39:36,472 --> 00:39:37,704
Louder!

796
00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:40,842
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

797
00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:44,711
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

798
00:39:44,713 --> 00:39:47,782
♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

799
00:39:47,784 --> 00:39:52,954
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

800
00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:59,026
♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

801
00:39:59,028 --> 00:40:02,162
♪ Back in the USSR ♪

802
00:40:02,164 --> 00:40:05,800
♪ You don't know
how lucky you are, boys ♪

803
00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:08,936
♪ Back in the USSR. ♪

804
00:40:17,614 --> 00:40:19,646
Cheers.

805
00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:21,516
Okay, Moscow,

806
00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:26,253
it was Jack Malik!

807
00:40:28,925 --> 00:40:31,492
And now are you ready

808
00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:34,795
for Ed Sheeran?!

809
00:40:39,635 --> 00:40:42,570
On a three-hour plane journey,
without a guitar?

810
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:44,838
Yeah.

811
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,574
'Cause I thought
we were going to Russia,

812
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:48,108
so I should write a song
about Russia.

813
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:50,211
Yeah, that... I just,
I thought it was really cool

814
00:40:50,213 --> 00:40:51,778
that you called it "USSR,"
you know?

815
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,046
It probably stopped
being called that

816
00:40:53,048 --> 00:40:54,115
before you were born.

817
00:40:54,117 --> 00:40:55,916
Yeah.

818
00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:57,552
Amazing, man.

819
00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,753
- Loved that USSR track.
- Thanks.

820
00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:01,956
Right. I've got an idea.

821
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:04,791
Everyone, I think we can all
agree that we're impressed

822
00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:06,193
with Jack's songwriting talent,
right?

823
00:41:06,195 --> 00:41:07,896
- Whoo-hoo!
- So, here's the plan.

824
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,898
I'm gonna go out that door,
Jack's gonna go out this door.

825
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:14,101
And whoever writes the
best song in ten minutes, wins.

826
00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:16,970
What's the prize?

827
00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:19,706
No prize.
Just being the best songwriter.

828
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:24,244
Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik,
are you in?

829
00:41:24,246 --> 00:41:26,548
- Okay.
- Okay.

830
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,648
And it can't be anything
you've written before.

831
00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,849
Like, nothing
in your bottom drawer.

832
00:41:28,851 --> 00:41:30,117
Has to be new, tonight.

833
00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:31,952
- Right.
- Cool.

834
00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,621
- Fun.
- I still,

835
00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:35,155
still think
there should be a prize, Ed.

836
00:41:35,157 --> 00:41:38,293
I mean, with all his money,
he could afford a tenner.

837
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,601
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

838
00:41:46,603 --> 00:41:50,104
<i>we are gathered here tonight
to witness an epic battle.</i>

839
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:51,305
<i>In the blue corner,</i>

840
00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:52,974
Sir Ed Sheeran!

841
00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:57,845
♪ Broken hearts can find a love
to make them whole ♪

842
00:41:57,847 --> 00:41:59,780
♪ Anywhere ♪

843
00:41:59,782 --> 00:42:05,954
♪ She said we are penguins
on the ice ♪

844
00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:10,224
♪ We're not meant to fly,
but God knows we can try ♪

845
00:42:10,226 --> 00:42:14,862
♪ Well, I see a hope
that's in your eyes ♪

846
00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,798
♪ Well, can you see
the love in mine? ♪

847
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,367
And now,

848
00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:23,670
the soon-to-be defeated,
Mr. Jack Malik!

849
00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:30,980
♪ The long and winding road ♪

850
00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:38,788
♪ That leads to your door ♪

851
00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:45,862
♪ Will never disappear ♪

852
00:42:48,398 --> 00:42:52,303
♪ I've seen that road before ♪

853
00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:59,009
♪ It always leads me here ♪

854
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:06,414
♪ Lead me to your door ♪

855
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:10,318
♪ Many times I've been alone ♪

856
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,887
♪ And many times I've cried ♪

857
00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:16,090
♪ Any way you'll never know ♪

858
00:43:16,092 --> 00:43:18,860
♪ The many ways I've tried ♪

859
00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:25,066
♪ But still they lead me back ♪

860
00:43:25,068 --> 00:43:27,834
♪ To the long ♪

861
00:43:27,836 --> 00:43:30,340
♪ And winding road ♪

862
00:43:33,909 --> 00:43:36,846
♪ You left me standing here ♪

863
00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:44,822
♪ A long, long time ago ♪

864
00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:50,860
♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪

865
00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:58,701
♪ Lead me to your door. ♪

866
00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:17,452
So, the vote!

867
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:20,354
Nope, no vote. No vote.

868
00:44:20,356 --> 00:44:21,923
No. That was, uh,

869
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:25,392
an interesting moment.

870
00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:27,360
I was always told that
there would be someone

871
00:44:27,362 --> 00:44:28,996
who came along that was
a lot better than me,

872
00:44:28,998 --> 00:44:32,300
and you are definitely
better than me, Jack.

873
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,469
Yeah, wow.
That was, uh,

874
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,503
one of the best songs
I've heard in my life.

875
00:44:36,505 --> 00:44:38,840
I mean, these things
are complicated.

876
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,842
Yeah.

877
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:44,010
Obviously not complicated
for you, though, right?

878
00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:45,813
I think I'm gonna go to bed.

879
00:44:45,815 --> 00:44:48,014
Someone should probably shag
him while they have the chance.

880
00:44:48,016 --> 00:44:49,516
- Yeah.
- Pick me, Jack!

881
00:44:49,518 --> 00:44:50,851
You're definitely Mozart, mate.

882
00:44:50,853 --> 00:44:52,920
And I'm definitely Salieri.

883
00:44:52,922 --> 00:44:54,090
Night, Jack.

884
00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:01,061
Hi.

885
00:45:01,063 --> 00:45:03,463
I'm Debra Hammer.

886
00:45:03,465 --> 00:45:05,432
I'm Ed's manager.

887
00:45:05,434 --> 00:45:07,168
We should talk.

888
00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,202
Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean,

889
00:45:09,204 --> 00:45:11,171
- I've kind of got a manager back home.
- Oh?

890
00:45:11,173 --> 00:45:12,405
No, but, but no,
but we should talk.

891
00:45:12,407 --> 00:45:15,175
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.

892
00:45:15,177 --> 00:45:16,778
That's great.

893
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,211
Uh... good.

894
00:45:18,213 --> 00:45:20,148
Have a good night.
I'll see you in Los Angeles.

895
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,782
In Los Angeles?

896
00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:24,985
Yeah, well, we, we need you
to come to L.A.

897
00:45:24,987 --> 00:45:29,791
See, we pay and then you come
and you write songs

898
00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:32,860
and then we release them,
and you make a ton of money.

899
00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,396
And then we take most of it.

900
00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:40,200
Okay.

901
00:45:40,202 --> 00:45:42,003
I have a question.

902
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,041
Is this the best
that you can look?

903
00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:48,208
We'll figure it out.

904
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,779
Gorgeous.

905
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:54,548
<i>Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!</i>

906
00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:57,918
<i>Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's</i>

907
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,420
former musical mentor,
stroke manager,

908
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:02,289
stroke roadie, stroke driver...

909
00:46:02,291 --> 00:46:03,925
'Cause he can't even drive.

910
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,525
- Ooh!
- Loser! Loser!

911
00:46:05,527 --> 00:46:07,295
I did try to teach you.
I did try to teach you.

912
00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,597
- Honestly, no, you can have the job back.
- No, thanks.

913
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:12,200
Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk

914
00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:13,534
before the day they die?

915
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:18,606
Right, but if you must go
to Los Angeles

916
00:46:18,608 --> 00:46:21,508
- and hang out with perverts and drug addicts...
- I must.

917
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:23,211
...then we wish you
good luck and success.

918
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,847
Or, even better, failure

919
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,380
and a swift return.

920
00:46:27,382 --> 00:46:29,050
Failure and a swift return!

921
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:31,454
Yay!

922
00:46:34,456 --> 00:46:36,356
Will you miss me, Jack?

923
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,025
Course I'll miss you.

924
00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:40,394
Hey.

925
00:46:40,396 --> 00:46:41,398
Of course I'll miss you.

926
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,871
You're leaving, so...
I can ask you anything.

927
00:46:55,911 --> 00:46:58,181
How did I get
in the wrong column?

928
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,249
How did I get in

929
00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:05,188
the "friend, manager, roadie"
column, inst...

930
00:47:07,456 --> 00:47:10,993
...instead of the
"And I Love Her" column?

931
00:47:13,262 --> 00:47:16,030
What are you doing up there?

932
00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:18,465
Come on. If you don't
come downstairs soon,

933
00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:20,233
your mum will be too drunk
to make her speech.

934
00:47:20,235 --> 00:47:21,438
- Jack!
- Coming, Ellie Wellie?

935
00:47:22,572 --> 00:47:25,273
- Yeah.
- Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!

936
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:27,575
- Jack!
- Ellie! - Jack! -Jack!

937
00:47:27,577 --> 00:47:29,309
Jackie, what are you
doing up there?

938
00:47:29,311 --> 00:47:31,512
Oh, God.
Are those definitely columns?

939
00:47:31,514 --> 00:47:34,347
Jack!

940
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:36,217
Well, a girl can certainly
tell the difference.

941
00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:40,021
- Jack!
- It...

942
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,554
Actually, seriously,
it is getting a bit grim,

943
00:47:41,556 --> 00:47:43,624
so you may wanna,
uh, uh, come down.

944
00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,927
- Come on!
- We miss you!

945
00:47:45,929 --> 00:47:48,662
Jack!

946
00:47:48,664 --> 00:47:53,668
Wow, Ellie. That's...

947
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:56,070
- big news on a big night.
- Ellie!

948
00:47:56,072 --> 00:47:58,405
Jack, get down here now, mate!

949
00:47:58,407 --> 00:48:00,407
Jack!

950
00:48:00,409 --> 00:48:03,077
Come on!

951
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:08,184
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...

952
00:48:10,186 --> 00:48:13,554
Jack!

953
00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:23,463
♪ Here comes the sun ♪

954
00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:25,633
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

955
00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:29,269
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪

956
00:48:29,271 --> 00:48:31,275
♪ It's all right ♪

957
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:34,976
Get it!

958
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,376
- Oh, oh, oh!
- ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪

959
00:48:36,378 --> 00:48:38,081
♪ Here it comes ♪

960
00:48:39,548 --> 00:48:44,552
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes ♪

961
00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:46,619
- ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it.
- Ladies.

962
00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:51,659
♪ Sun, sun, sun,
here it comes. ♪

963
00:48:51,661 --> 00:48:54,628
Jack Malik.

964
00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:58,365
Welcome to
my little beach shack.

965
00:48:58,367 --> 00:49:01,068
Thank you
for coming all this way.

966
00:49:01,070 --> 00:49:04,271
Good to see you. Well...

967
00:49:04,273 --> 00:49:08,175
- you're not very attractive.
- No.

968
00:49:08,177 --> 00:49:10,244
- You're out of shape.
- Yes.

969
00:49:10,246 --> 00:49:12,380
You're skinny,
yet, somehow, round.

970
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:13,583
Uh-huh.

971
00:49:14,684 --> 00:49:17,784
You have been profoundly
unsuccessful for ten years.

972
00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:21,222
- Yep.
- And until about a month ago,

973
00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,289
we'd call you
a complete failure.

974
00:49:23,291 --> 00:49:25,726
Well, that's not quite
how I'd put it, but...

975
00:49:25,728 --> 00:49:28,128
- We would say that you were a complete failure.
- Yeah.

976
00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:29,563
Sit, please.

977
00:49:29,565 --> 00:49:33,200
But now, now...

978
00:49:33,202 --> 00:49:36,737
you've hit an extraordinary
songwriting groove,

979
00:49:36,739 --> 00:49:39,340
and you want to be the biggest
star in the world.

980
00:49:39,342 --> 00:49:42,443
- Well, mmm...
- "Yes" is the answer to that question.

981
00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:43,443
Well, yes, I guess.

982
00:49:43,445 --> 00:49:45,445
Not, "Well, yes, I guess."

983
00:49:45,447 --> 00:49:46,983
"Yes."

984
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:49,650
I guess.

985
00:49:52,621 --> 00:49:56,590
Buddy, what I'm offering you,

986
00:49:56,592 --> 00:49:59,726
is the great and glorious
poisoned chalice

987
00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:03,097
of money and fame.

988
00:50:03,099 --> 00:50:05,099
If you don't want to drink it,

989
00:50:05,101 --> 00:50:07,333
which I would understand,

990
00:50:07,335 --> 00:50:11,771
go back and have a warm beer
in little, bonny England.

991
00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:14,508
If you do want to drink it,

992
00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:19,313
I need to hear you say,
"Debra, I'm so thirsty.

993
00:50:19,315 --> 00:50:21,751
Give me the goddamn chalice."

994
00:50:22,851 --> 00:50:25,721
So, which is it?

995
00:50:26,822 --> 00:50:28,789
I'll take the chalice.

996
00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:33,094
Yeah.

997
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:36,863
♪ You're asking me
will my love grow ♪

998
00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:40,101
♪ I don't know ♪

999
00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:42,639
♪ I... don't know ♪

1000
00:50:45,307 --> 00:50:48,742
♪ Stick around now,
it may show ♪

1001
00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:52,713
♪ I don't know ♪

1002
00:50:52,715 --> 00:50:57,320
♪ I... don't know. ♪

1003
00:51:00,322 --> 00:51:02,389
Yeah. I'm feeling that.

1004
00:51:02,391 --> 00:51:03,757
Okay, what's next?

1005
00:51:03,759 --> 00:51:06,559
Um, it's called
"A Hard Day's Night."

1006
00:51:06,561 --> 00:51:07,661
All right.

1007
00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:08,597
What does that mean?

1008
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:12,566
Um, I'm not quite sure yet.

1009
00:51:12,568 --> 00:51:14,504
Okay, we're
rolling when you're ready.

1010
00:51:16,271 --> 00:51:17,637
Stop, stop.
Something's missing.

1011
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:21,275
It-it's the guitar,
it has to gently weep more.

1012
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:25,612
That's it!
That's my baby!

1013
00:51:25,614 --> 00:51:28,282
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah? Good.

1014
00:51:28,284 --> 00:51:31,284
♪ I'm gonna sing
this summer song ♪

1015
00:51:31,286 --> 00:51:34,921
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

1016
00:51:34,923 --> 00:51:38,325
♪ I'm gonna sing
all summer long. ♪

1017
00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:41,427
- Okay. The first one...
- "Here Comes the Sun."

1018
00:51:41,429 --> 00:51:43,563
Is... Yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.

1019
00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:45,331
Whoo.

1020
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,267
- And the second one...
- My personal favorite.

1021
00:51:47,269 --> 00:51:49,670
- "The Summer Song."
- "The Summer Song."

1022
00:51:49,672 --> 00:51:51,204
That is...

1023
00:51:51,206 --> 00:51:54,909
it's simple without
being charming.

1024
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,709
I'm struggling
to find the words.

1025
00:51:56,711 --> 00:51:58,778
I hated it, but n...

1026
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:02,615
I wasn't interested in it
enough to listen to it again

1027
00:52:02,617 --> 00:52:04,253
to find out why.

1028
00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:08,621
Yeah, bin it.

1029
00:52:08,623 --> 00:52:11,592
Yeah. Reject.

1030
00:52:11,594 --> 00:52:13,293
Thank you, Rocky.

1031
00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:15,195
Times like this, I wish

1032
00:52:15,197 --> 00:52:16,463
I hadn't given up smoking.

1033
00:52:16,465 --> 00:52:19,733
I could just murder
a cigarette.

1034
00:52:19,735 --> 00:52:21,802
Yeah.

1035
00:52:21,804 --> 00:52:23,706
What's a "cigarette"?

1036
00:52:25,807 --> 00:52:28,144
What?

1037
00:52:37,652 --> 00:52:39,889
Wow.

1038
00:52:43,925 --> 00:52:47,795
Uh... oh, yes, Jack,
this is Hilary.

1039
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,231
She's gonna be working
with you on your image.

1040
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:51,932
Do I have to have an image?

1041
00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:53,666
Well, if you don't
have an image,

1042
00:52:53,668 --> 00:52:57,438
- then the lack of image becomes an image.
- Right.

1043
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,273
And the music sounds so joyful.

1044
00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:01,976
It'd be a shame to let it down
by you being so...

1045
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:04,878
- off-putting.
- Mm-hmm.

1046
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,514
I can see how you two
might be friends.

1047
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:10,416
Yeah, yeah.

1048
00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:11,818
So, here...
Okay, here's the plan.

1049
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,954
We're gonna take
the five best songs,

1050
00:53:13,956 --> 00:53:16,690
we'll put them online, right?

1051
00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:19,492
No visuals, just the music.

1052
00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:21,961
The enigma of Jack Malik.

1053
00:53:21,963 --> 00:53:24,999
And then,
we wait until we've...

1054
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,001
fixed all of this,

1055
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:28,568
and we release

1056
00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:30,637
an astonishing,

1057
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:36,476
era-defining double album that
changes popular music forever.

1058
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,983
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪

1059
00:53:42,985 --> 00:53:47,224
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪

1060
00:53:48,858 --> 00:53:54,795
♪ Boy, you're gonna
carry that weight ♪

1061
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:59,800
♪ Carry that weight
a long time ♪

1062
00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,706
#JackMalik.

1063
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,409
#SheLovesYou.

1064
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,811
I always knew he was a star,
right from the start.

1065
00:54:10,813 --> 00:54:13,347
We were very much neck and neck
in the earlier days.

1066
00:54:13,349 --> 00:54:14,981
We were both entertainers.

1067
00:54:14,983 --> 00:54:18,084
"Yesterday."

1068
00:54:18,086 --> 00:54:19,588
Me say more fans.
Me say Jacko!

1069
00:54:20,789 --> 00:54:22,789
The producer of the now-famous
"Warehouse Tapes," Gavin.

1070
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:25,092
Absolutely and utterly the,
the best moment of my life.

1071
00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:27,594
Basically,
we seem to be talking

1072
00:54:27,596 --> 00:54:29,796
about the Shakespeare
of pop music.

1073
00:54:29,798 --> 00:54:31,398
These songs,
there's only five of them,

1074
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,398
but they break new ground.
We've never heard

1075
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,566
anything like this before.

1076
00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:34,735
- We want more.
- But we definitely need to hear more.

1077
00:54:34,737 --> 00:54:37,474
- More songs. More, more...
- Write more new songs, Jack.

1078
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:40,907
The best
album ever. No question.

1079
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:48,081
♪ Eleanor Rigby,
sits in the church ♪

1080
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:51,918
♪ In the night
where the wedding has been... ♪

1081
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,454
No.

1082
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,624
♪ Look at her working ♪

1083
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,458
♪ Darning her socks
in the night when the... ♪

1084
00:54:58,460 --> 00:55:00,026
There's rice in there,
somewhere.

1085
00:55:00,028 --> 00:55:01,695
Picks up the rice, picks up
the rice, picks up the rice.

1086
00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:02,996
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪

1087
00:55:02,998 --> 00:55:05,032
♪ Where a wedding has been ♪

1088
00:55:05,034 --> 00:55:06,336
♪ Lives in a dream ♪

1089
00:55:07,336 --> 00:55:08,371
Where does she
darn the bloody socks?

1090
00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:09,739
Father McKenzie,
Father McKenzie!

1091
00:55:10,873 --> 00:55:13,407
♪ Father McKenzie, darning
his socks in the night ♪

1092
00:55:13,409 --> 00:55:14,441
♪ Darning his socks...
Dar... ♪

1093
00:55:14,443 --> 00:55:16,476
Oh, God.

1094
00:55:16,478 --> 00:55:18,679
When are we gonna get to
"all the lonely people"?

1095
00:55:18,681 --> 00:55:19,979
♪ All the lonely people ♪

1096
00:55:19,981 --> 00:55:22,715
♪ Where do they all c... ♪

1097
00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:30,490
<i>I need to go to Liverpool
as soon as possible.</i>

1098
00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,959
I think it could be inspiring.

1099
00:55:32,961 --> 00:55:35,528
Do you want me to tell you
the name of 50 places on Earth

1100
00:55:35,530 --> 00:55:38,030
more inspiring than Liverpool?

1101
00:55:38,032 --> 00:55:40,400
- Starting with Shitsville, USA.
- No, thank you.

1102
00:55:40,402 --> 00:55:41,802
Would you like me to tell you

1103
00:55:41,804 --> 00:55:44,137
the reasons that you can't go
next week?

1104
00:55:44,139 --> 00:55:47,106
Like having lunch with Ernesto,
the head of Universal Music,

1105
00:55:47,108 --> 00:55:48,641
on whom your life depends.

1106
00:55:48,643 --> 00:55:50,711
Like actually
finishing the damn album.

1107
00:55:50,713 --> 00:55:52,713
Like picking the damn name
for the damn album.

1108
00:55:52,715 --> 00:55:54,581
Like doing the damn videos
for the damn album, damn it.

1109
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,650
Okay, I will be back
by Saturday.

1110
00:55:56,652 --> 00:55:58,485
Friday!

1111
00:55:58,487 --> 00:56:03,190
Friday is you on <i>The Late Late
Show with James Corden.</i>

1112
00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:06,459
And Saturday is the Major
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.

1113
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:08,061
Friday, you are presented
to the world.

1114
00:56:08,063 --> 00:56:10,798
Saturday, you are crowned.

1115
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,499
Okay, Friday.

1116
00:56:12,501 --> 00:56:14,501
Is it actually called
"the Major Marketing Meeting

1117
00:56:14,503 --> 00:56:16,804
- of Meetings"?
- Yes, it's actually called that.

1118
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,539
Yes.

1119
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:21,008
What does Liverpool have
that L.A. doesn't?

1120
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:25,746
Mo Salah, Cilla Black,
mushy peas, rain.

1121
00:56:25,748 --> 00:56:29,483
Home sweet home.

1122
00:56:29,485 --> 00:56:30,751
Rocky, you're not
from Liverpool, mate.

1123
00:56:30,753 --> 00:56:31,918
Nope. Never been here before.

1124
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,952
Hey, Jack, Jack!

1125
00:56:34,489 --> 00:56:36,123
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

1126
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,224
Jack!

1127
00:56:38,226 --> 00:56:40,092
H-How did they know
we were here?

1128
00:56:40,094 --> 00:56:42,996
- In, in, in. Drive, drive!
- Come on.

1129
00:56:42,998 --> 00:56:44,764
Oh, my God, it's...

1130
00:56:44,766 --> 00:56:47,668
- Wait, Jack!
- Why won't you stop, mate?

1131
00:56:50,873 --> 00:56:54,476
There you go, guys,
Strawberry Field.

1132
00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:11,891
♪ Let me take you down ♪

1133
00:57:11,893 --> 00:57:14,862
♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. ♪

1134
00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:16,563
Now we're at Penny Lane.

1135
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,664
What distinguishes it
from any other lane?

1136
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,733
Just show some respect.

1137
00:57:20,735 --> 00:57:22,235
For what, exactly?

1138
00:57:22,237 --> 00:57:24,237
"Also Eleanor Rigby,

1139
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:27,039
- the beloved wife of Thomas Woods."
- Yeah?

1140
00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:30,110
Friend? Relative? Wh...

1141
00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:31,945
♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪

1142
00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:33,246
I always liked graveyards.

1143
00:57:33,248 --> 00:57:35,215
Lost my virginity in one,
actually.

1144
00:57:35,217 --> 00:57:37,818
♪ All the lonely people ♪

1145
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,987
♪ Where do they all belong? ♪

1146
00:57:39,989 --> 00:57:41,722
♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪

1147
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:42,923
♪ Picks up the rice
in the church ♪

1148
00:57:42,925 --> 00:57:44,157
♪ Where the wedding has been ♪

1149
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:45,525
Yes!

1150
00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:46,793
♪ Lives in a dream ♪

1151
00:57:46,795 --> 00:57:49,061
♪ Father McKenzie,
writing the words ♪

1152
00:57:49,063 --> 00:57:51,298
♪ Of a sermon
that no one will hear ♪

1153
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,867
♪ No one comes near ♪

1154
00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:56,836
Oh, come on, he's on fire!

1155
00:57:56,838 --> 00:57:58,070
Fireman!

1156
00:57:58,072 --> 00:57:59,972
There's a fireman
in "Penny Lane."

1157
00:57:59,974 --> 00:58:01,208
Jesus!

1158
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:04,545
What?

1159
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:06,713
- What?
- I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got

1160
00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,651
- someone downstairs for you.
- What, really?

1161
00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:16,690
What are you doing here?

1162
00:58:16,692 --> 00:58:19,659
I was just passing by.

1163
00:58:19,661 --> 00:58:21,561
You live 370 miles away.

1164
00:58:21,563 --> 00:58:23,296
Yeah, you're right. Um...

1165
00:58:23,298 --> 00:58:24,634
I just...

1166
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:26,836
I just, I thought it might
be nice to see you.

1167
00:58:27,769 --> 00:58:29,603
- What are you doing here?
- Um...

1168
00:58:29,605 --> 00:58:30,673
well, it's research.

1169
00:58:31,639 --> 00:58:33,606
It's, like,
a music industry thing. Yeah.

1170
00:58:33,608 --> 00:58:34,907
This is so great.

1171
00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:37,276
Um...

1172
00:58:38,646 --> 00:58:40,146
Are you hungry?

1173
00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:41,847
- As a big horse.
- Okay.

1174
00:58:41,849 --> 00:58:43,684
<i>Oh, it feels like
you've been gone forever.</i>

1175
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:44,985
<i>How are Nick and Carol?</i>

1176
00:58:44,987 --> 00:58:46,954
- Very unhappy.
- Excellent.

1177
00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:48,854
I wouldn't know how to relate
to 'em if they actually got on.

1178
00:58:55,597 --> 00:58:56,865
I miss you.

1179
00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:01,901
I miss you.

1180
00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:05,771
Yes.

1181
00:59:05,773 --> 00:59:08,909
I am gonna have fish and chips.

1182
00:59:08,911 --> 00:59:09,979
But I'm on a diet.

1183
00:59:10,945 --> 00:59:12,746
So, salad instead of the fries.

1184
00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:14,981
I'll have the grilled salmon,
and again,

1185
00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:16,316
with a salad, no fries.

1186
00:59:16,318 --> 00:59:17,617
Anything else?

1187
00:59:17,619 --> 00:59:19,086
Maybe just a side of fries.

1188
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:21,621
- Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers.
- Thanks.

1189
00:59:21,623 --> 00:59:23,289
I guess the girls are falling
over themselves

1190
00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:24,992
to sleep with you,
now you're a famous musician?

1191
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:28,028
I'm not famous. And no, not yet.

1192
00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:30,162
Although there was one Russian.

1193
00:59:30,164 --> 00:59:32,132
That's nice.
Was she stocky?

1194
00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:34,233
Fairly stocky, yeah.

1195
00:59:34,235 --> 00:59:36,403
- Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else?
- No, thanks.

1196
00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:37,804
Maybe just a couple
of brandies.

1197
00:59:37,806 --> 00:59:39,405
And lots of chocolates.

1198
00:59:39,407 --> 00:59:40,907
What are we gonna do
when they throw us out?

1199
00:59:40,909 --> 00:59:43,876
I was thinking...
lots of ketamine.

1200
00:59:43,878 --> 00:59:46,045
- Mmm.
- And then, wandering the streets

1201
00:59:46,047 --> 00:59:48,749
of Liverpool, singing songs
we don't know the lyrics of.

1202
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,751
Very loudly.

1203
00:59:51,753 --> 00:59:53,753
You've changed.

1204
00:59:56,358 --> 00:59:59,760
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪

1205
01:00:16,978 --> 01:00:18,114
Hello?

1206
01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:24,784
Whoo!

1207
01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:26,153
So, where's your room?

1208
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,324
Oh, definitely,
definitely not on this floor.

1209
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:32,458
Do-na-noo-na-noo-na.

1210
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,695
- Da-na-na-do...
- Do-na-noo-na.

1211
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,900
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

1212
01:00:40,902 --> 01:00:43,338
Hmm.

1213
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:50,380
- Long pause.
- Yeah.

1214
01:00:52,481 --> 01:00:55,248
Have I messed up massively?

1215
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,717
- Meaning what?
- Going away, and...

1216
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:59,151
Oh, no. God, no.

1217
01:00:59,153 --> 01:01:01,787
What was the alternative?

1218
01:01:01,789 --> 01:01:04,224
This is the most wonderful

1219
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,126
and exciting thing
in the world.

1220
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:13,169
Can I maybe
turn out the light?

1221
01:01:15,237 --> 01:01:17,673
Maybe.

1222
01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:48,034
Mistake?

1223
01:01:48,036 --> 01:01:49,838
Probably.

1224
01:02:00,248 --> 01:02:02,983
Oh, my God, you just...
you touched my bottom.

1225
01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,851
You've never done that before.

1226
01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:07,186
Well, I imagine
we're gonna have to do

1227
01:02:07,188 --> 01:02:08,891
a lot of things
we've never done before.

1228
01:02:11,492 --> 01:02:13,492
Are you sure?

1229
01:02:13,494 --> 01:02:16,396
- And what about you?
- I asked first.

1230
01:02:16,398 --> 01:02:18,401
I really don't know.

1231
01:02:34,115 --> 01:02:37,217
Oh, okay.

1232
01:02:37,219 --> 01:02:39,119
So, maybe no.

1233
01:02:39,121 --> 01:02:40,287
No?

1234
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:42,054
Um...

1235
01:02:42,056 --> 01:02:44,191
It's certainly not a mistake
coming up to Liverpool.

1236
01:02:44,193 --> 01:02:47,026
Certainly, um,
a lovely evening.

1237
01:02:47,028 --> 01:02:48,829
But I think, probably, it's...

1238
01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:52,365
- it's a mistake to go further.
- Okay.

1239
01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:55,034
I have a room of my own and...

1240
01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,170
and I think, um...

1241
01:02:57,172 --> 01:03:00,240
a one-night stand would be...

1242
01:03:00,242 --> 01:03:03,443
a strange new column
for me to be in, Jack.

1243
01:03:03,445 --> 01:03:06,479
Maybe it, it wouldn't be
a one-night stand.

1244
01:03:06,481 --> 01:03:08,248
Well, when are you going back
to America?

1245
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,516
- Tomorrow.
- So that's one night.

1246
01:03:10,518 --> 01:03:13,552
It's the dictionary definition
of a one-night stand and...

1247
01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:17,023
it's not for me.

1248
01:03:31,172 --> 01:03:33,508
♪ I said maybe ♪

1249
01:03:35,443 --> 01:03:39,347
♪ You're gonna be the one
that saves me ♪

1250
01:03:40,414 --> 01:03:45,017
♪ And after all ♪

1251
01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:48,954
♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪

1252
01:03:53,661 --> 01:03:54,994
Rocky!

1253
01:03:54,996 --> 01:03:57,162
Rocky! Get up.

1254
01:03:57,164 --> 01:03:58,498
- Let's go!
- What? What? What?

1255
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,032
We've gotta find Ellie!

1256
01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,400
- I know where she is.
- Where?

1257
01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:02,936
- In Suffolk, mate.
- No, she's not,

1258
01:04:02,938 --> 01:04:05,137
- she's in Liverpool, you numpty.
- Really?

1259
01:04:05,139 --> 01:04:06,305
That's a coincidence.

1260
01:04:06,307 --> 01:04:08,340
Uh, we...

1261
01:04:08,342 --> 01:04:09,976
You have got a guest,
Ellie Appleton.

1262
01:04:09,978 --> 01:04:12,378
Oh, yeah, we just ordered her

1263
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,914
a taxi to the station.

1264
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:15,115
Oh, Christ.

1265
01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:17,016
Uh, thank you very much.

1266
01:04:20,322 --> 01:04:22,289
Okay. No, no, no. Okay.

1267
01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,356
Double our chances... you go
that way, I'll go this way.

1268
01:04:24,358 --> 01:04:26,362
- Whoever gets there first, stops her.
- Okay.

1269
01:04:33,034 --> 01:04:36,036
- Oh, there you are.
- It's that way. It's that way.

1270
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,008
I'm dying.

1271
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:43,610
- Ellie. Elle.
- Oh, my God.

1272
01:04:43,612 --> 01:04:45,010
I hope she's worth it, mate.

1273
01:04:45,012 --> 01:04:48,113
Where's the...?

1274
01:04:48,115 --> 01:04:49,715
D-Does anyone know
what platform goes to London?

1275
01:04:49,717 --> 01:04:51,086
- Six. - Six.
- Eight.

1276
01:04:52,153 --> 01:04:53,021
- No, it's definitely six.
- Oh, yeah, no, it's six.

1277
01:04:53,688 --> 01:04:54,487
It's definitely six. Sorry.

1278
01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:58,258
Yes, yes, yes!

1279
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:01,126
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1280
01:05:01,128 --> 01:05:05,432
No. No.

1281
01:05:07,469 --> 01:05:09,168
Come on, pick up.
Pick up.

1282
01:05:09,170 --> 01:05:12,204
- Hello?
- Hi, yes.

1283
01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:13,706
I-I came after you,

1284
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,675
but I missed the train.

1285
01:05:15,677 --> 01:05:17,344
I'm sorry.

1286
01:05:17,346 --> 01:05:19,412
- We need to talk.
- Let's talk.

1287
01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:22,014
- Where are you?
- Right behind you.

1288
01:05:22,016 --> 01:05:23,048
Having a cheese
and tomato baguette

1289
01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:24,050
and a packet of crisps.

1290
01:05:30,057 --> 01:05:31,691
Jack, would it, would it be

1291
01:05:31,693 --> 01:05:33,360
annoying of me to point out
we should be

1292
01:05:33,362 --> 01:05:34,728
- heading for the airport?
- How long have we got?

1293
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:36,532
Well, in real terms,
minus an hour.

1294
01:05:40,335 --> 01:05:43,269
Okay.

1295
01:05:43,271 --> 01:05:45,237
Rocky, this is completely not
a conversation you're part of.

1296
01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:46,305
- No, of course it's not.
- Yeah.

1297
01:05:46,307 --> 01:05:47,275
No, deeply private.

1298
01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:49,608
With your future happiness
at stake.

1299
01:05:49,610 --> 01:05:51,211
Right, did you two
sleep together last night?

1300
01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:53,012
- No.
- No. - What a waste.

1301
01:05:53,014 --> 01:05:54,546
Anyway, I'll keep an eye
on the clock.

1302
01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:56,518
You've got precisely
four minutes.

1303
01:05:59,621 --> 01:06:02,688
- So...
- So...

1304
01:06:02,690 --> 01:06:04,691
Um...

1305
01:06:04,693 --> 01:06:06,392
it's about last night.

1306
01:06:06,394 --> 01:06:09,262
What about it?

1307
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:11,597
Well, it was almost
quite a moment.

1308
01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:13,666
And I woke up, and I panicked.
And I wanted to talk.

1309
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:16,336
Okay, then talk.

1310
01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:18,338
Right.

1311
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:21,508
So, um...

1312
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,778
N...
'cause we...

1313
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:26,412
And how do you think
it's going so far?

1314
01:06:26,414 --> 01:06:27,414
It's not great, but...

1315
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,483
No, no, let me try and help.

1316
01:06:30,485 --> 01:06:34,354
You've had 20 years
to make your move.

1317
01:06:34,356 --> 01:06:38,191
Well, I couldn't exactly make
my move when I was seven.

1318
01:06:38,193 --> 01:06:41,126
Then you've had ten years.

1319
01:06:41,128 --> 01:06:44,229
Right. Well, we've always been
like brother and sister.

1320
01:06:44,231 --> 01:06:48,200
It's very bad indeed for...

1321
01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:50,202
for brothers and sisters
to have sex.

1322
01:06:50,204 --> 01:06:51,704
- Except that we're not brother and sister.
- No, exactly.

1323
01:06:51,706 --> 01:06:53,572
- Right, but...
- No, so...

1324
01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:56,842
I've been waiting half my life

1325
01:06:56,844 --> 01:06:59,114
for you to wake up and love me.

1326
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,284
Having loved you
for half a lifetime,

1327
01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:06,619
I realized when you left,

1328
01:07:06,621 --> 01:07:08,521
that I had made a bad choice
doing that.

1329
01:07:10,492 --> 01:07:12,157
And now, it's got
even trickier because...

1330
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:14,693
if...

1331
01:07:14,695 --> 01:07:16,695
When you were playing in pubs,
we were the perfect match.

1332
01:07:16,697 --> 01:07:18,565
But now...

1333
01:07:18,567 --> 01:07:20,733
I-I...

1334
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:23,536
I'm an actual schoolteacher
in actual Lowestoft,

1335
01:07:23,538 --> 01:07:26,405
and you're the world's greatest
singer-songwriter.

1336
01:07:26,407 --> 01:07:28,608
- No, I'm not.
- Except that you probably are.

1337
01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:31,110
Okay. Two minutes, ladies
and gentlemen, two minutes.

1338
01:07:31,112 --> 01:07:33,847
Also, um...
Debra's on my phone for you.

1339
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:35,548
Apparently, she's having dinner
with the head of the label

1340
01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:36,816
and you're meant to be
FaceTiming in, so...

1341
01:07:36,818 --> 01:07:37,816
Just go away, Rocky.

1342
01:07:37,818 --> 01:07:39,385
Okay. One minute, 53.

1343
01:07:39,387 --> 01:07:40,689
In the end, to you,

1344
01:07:41,889 --> 01:07:44,657
I'll always, really, just be
Ellie with the frizzy hair.

1345
01:07:44,659 --> 01:07:47,526
And Ellie from
the "Fun chum" column.

1346
01:07:47,528 --> 01:07:50,530
Ellie, who, for reasons
no one understands,

1347
01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:54,367
drives you around in her car.

1348
01:07:54,369 --> 01:07:56,536
So, just go and please
just catch your plane.

1349
01:07:57,838 --> 01:08:00,807
We haven't finished
the conversation.

1350
01:08:00,809 --> 01:08:03,909
Well, um, we have.

1351
01:08:03,911 --> 01:08:06,679
We have.

1352
01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:08,748
Unless...

1353
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:11,851
in Liverpool Lime Street at...

1354
01:08:11,853 --> 01:08:15,255
11:14 on a Friday...

1355
01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:18,793
unless you choose to stay.

1356
01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:28,300
Jack.

1357
01:08:28,302 --> 01:08:30,536
Jack. You have to
get on the plane.

1358
01:08:30,538 --> 01:08:33,473
- What are you still doing in Liverpool?
- I can't stay today.

1359
01:08:33,475 --> 01:08:35,674
I've gotta do
<i>The Late Late Show</i> tomorrow,

1360
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,576
and I've gotta do the
Marketing Meeting of Meetings

1361
01:08:37,578 --> 01:08:40,713
- and, oh, it's ridiculous...
- And that was your chance.

1362
01:08:40,715 --> 01:08:42,682
Now, quick, go.

1363
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:44,153
Please, leave.

1364
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:46,521
- Sorry.
- Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps

1365
01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:48,756
- for the journey?
- Look, I want you to be happy and,

1366
01:08:49,724 --> 01:08:52,458
and to make marvelous music.
I always have.

1367
01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:54,393
- No, not all the crisps!
- Okay.

1368
01:08:54,395 --> 01:08:55,861
Just go, go, go, go, go.

1369
01:08:55,863 --> 01:08:58,697
Your, your future is
o-out the door and to the left.

1370
01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:00,435
A taxi rank.

1371
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,874
I'm sorry.

1372
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:09,912
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm so...

1373
01:09:23,358 --> 01:09:25,592
<i>Okay. Welcome to the Major</i>

1374
01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:27,626
<i>Marketing Meeting of Meetings.</i>

1375
01:09:27,628 --> 01:09:31,464
<i>So amazing to have Jack himself
right here in the building.</i>

1376
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:33,169
<i>Give it up for Jack, y'all.</i>

1377
01:09:37,372 --> 01:09:40,406
Now, uh, Jack, I,

1378
01:09:40,408 --> 01:09:42,709
I do believe I speak for
everyone in attendance today

1379
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:44,744
when I say...

1380
01:09:44,746 --> 01:09:47,981
- it is the climax of our careers...
- Yes!

1381
01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:51,683
...to be working on this
mind-bending album with you.

1382
01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,352
Give it up, y'all.

1383
01:09:55,023 --> 01:09:57,322
Yeah!

1384
01:09:57,324 --> 01:09:59,491
You, you don't have to clap
every time.

1385
01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:00,660
But thanks very much.

1386
01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:02,262
Mr. Modesty!

1387
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,563
- Give it up for modesty!
- No, seriously, d...

1388
01:10:04,565 --> 01:10:07,000
That's what he does
right off the top.

1389
01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:09,835
Now, as you all know,
the songs we released online

1390
01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:12,905
have created
unprecedented excitement.

1391
01:10:12,907 --> 01:10:13,973
Yes.

1392
01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,708
- Yes.
- No.

1393
01:10:15,710 --> 01:10:17,376
So, now upon us falls

1394
01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:20,946
the mighty task of packaging
everything together

1395
01:10:20,948 --> 01:10:24,683
into one single,
irresistible album.

1396
01:10:24,685 --> 01:10:27,586
Now, Jack came up with some
title suggestions himself

1397
01:10:27,588 --> 01:10:31,456
and, uh,
we worked on some of those.

1398
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,459
You know, I especially
got a kick out of

1399
01:10:33,461 --> 01:10:36,896
<i>Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.</i>

1400
01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:38,697
Yeah, that's...

1401
01:10:38,699 --> 01:10:40,433
It's okay to laugh,
'cause it's funny.

1402
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:43,835
It is. It's, uh,
a lot of words, Jack.

1403
01:10:43,837 --> 01:10:46,938
But ultimately, in the end,
we just felt it was, uh,

1404
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:49,075
uh, too confusing, right?

1405
01:10:49,077 --> 01:10:50,843
Too confusing. And, uh,

1406
01:10:50,845 --> 01:10:55,647
<i>The White Album</i>
has some diversity issues.

1407
01:10:55,649 --> 01:10:57,317
How?

1408
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,452
That's a lot of white, Jack.

1409
01:11:00,454 --> 01:11:03,623
And I know you were
pretty enthusiastic

1410
01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:06,425
about <i>Abbey Road.</i>
I gotta say,

1411
01:11:06,427 --> 01:11:08,061
it didn't have a lot
going for it...

1412
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:09,696
if I can put it to you
like that.

1413
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:11,930
Uh, it's just a road,
with a bunch of people

1414
01:11:11,932 --> 01:11:13,933
driving down the wrong side
of the street.

1415
01:11:15,069 --> 01:11:16,537
That's not exactly
what I meant, but...

1416
01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:18,638
But we've been developing
some ideas of our own, now.

1417
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,738
You know, we weren't just
sitting around.

1418
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:23,476
We focused on the one thing
that makes this man here

1419
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:27,513
unlike anyone else in the
entire world of music today.

1420
01:11:27,515 --> 01:11:31,084
No collaborators, no cowriters,
no samples, no steals, hmm?

1421
01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:33,652
No "featuring Cardi B,"

1422
01:11:33,654 --> 01:11:37,089
no "featuring Bieber."

1423
01:11:37,091 --> 01:11:40,893
Just the simple, pure genius...

1424
01:11:40,895 --> 01:11:42,527
of <i>One Man Only.</i>

1425
01:11:42,529 --> 01:11:44,731
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

1426
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:49,501
And, as a second wave,
because of the miracle

1427
01:11:49,503 --> 01:11:52,504
that is <i>One Man Only,</i>
it's just this.

1428
01:11:52,506 --> 01:11:55,107
Just this.

1429
01:11:55,109 --> 01:11:57,376
Mmm, mmm. I know.

1430
01:11:57,378 --> 01:11:58,510
I know.

1431
01:11:58,512 --> 01:12:01,880
So, let Operation Jack begin!

1432
01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:03,116
Each week, a new song online.

1433
01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:04,817
Each week, a new TV show.

1434
01:12:04,819 --> 01:12:06,919
We start with Corden,
then we move to Kimmel,

1435
01:12:06,921 --> 01:12:08,720
then Fallon, then Colbert

1436
01:12:08,722 --> 01:12:12,090
and then <i>Thursday Night Live!</i>

1437
01:12:12,092 --> 01:12:13,558
Whoo!

1438
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,861
Song, song, song.
Show, show, show.

1439
01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:17,562
Boom, bang, bazillions.

1440
01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:19,598
Now, let's go make
so much money that,

1441
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,901
by this time next Christmas,
we are wiping our asses

1442
01:12:21,903 --> 01:12:23,969
with solid-gold toilet paper.

1443
01:12:23,971 --> 01:12:25,737
<i>Ladies
and gentlemen, please welcome,</i>

1444
01:12:25,739 --> 01:12:28,974
the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!

1445
01:12:28,976 --> 01:12:31,611
<i>Jack, I'm such a fan.
It's great to meet you.</i>

1446
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,646
<i>Thank you for being here.</i>

1447
01:12:33,648 --> 01:12:34,946
<i>The songs of yours
that I've heard, they are,</i>

1448
01:12:34,948 --> 01:12:36,648
<i>they're amazing.</i>

1449
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,718
What's life like for you
at the moment right now?

1450
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,019
I mean, the expectation
for the album

1451
01:12:41,021 --> 01:12:42,955
is just rising
to insane levels, isn't it?

1452
01:12:42,957 --> 01:12:44,991
Yeah, well, they're...
they're insane to me.

1453
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,727
I mean, who here's excited about this album?

1454
01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:48,995
Listen to that.

1455
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:52,697
In this age of,
sometimes, 16 people

1456
01:12:52,699 --> 01:12:55,701
writing on one song,
suddenly, here's a guy,

1457
01:12:55,703 --> 01:13:00,873
him and a guitar, and he writes
everything himself, on his own.

1458
01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,144
Yeah. I mean... Well, you know,
that's how it always

1459
01:13:03,310 --> 01:13:04,380
used to be, though, with,
uh, with, like, James Taylor

1460
01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:06,611
or Stevie Wonder,
Bruce Springsteen.

1461
01:13:06,613 --> 01:13:08,046
So I don't think
it's that exceptional.

1462
01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,147
But is it just you?

1463
01:13:09,149 --> 01:13:12,884
Well, yes.

1464
01:13:12,886 --> 01:13:16,088
But is it?

1465
01:13:16,090 --> 01:13:17,990
Well, y-yes.

1466
01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:19,925
- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.

1467
01:13:19,927 --> 01:13:21,893
Because as chance would
have it, a-and do forgive me,

1468
01:13:21,895 --> 01:13:25,197
because we-we love a surprise
on this show.

1469
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:26,965
As chance would
darn well have it,

1470
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:30,570
I've got two men backstage

1471
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,071
who claim that the songs
are theirs.

1472
01:13:33,908 --> 01:13:36,875
In fact, they say that all
of your tunes

1473
01:13:36,877 --> 01:13:42,180
are the work of their band,
The Beatles.

1474
01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:46,218
I d... I don't know...

1475
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:48,888
I don't...

1476
01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:52,090
Well, let's see how this
plays out, shall we?

1477
01:13:52,092 --> 01:13:53,492
Ladies and gentlemen,
all the way

1478
01:13:53,494 --> 01:13:54,960
from Liverpool, England,
please welcome,

1479
01:13:54,962 --> 01:13:57,662
Mr. Paul McCartney
and Mr. Ringo Starr!

1480
01:14:05,539 --> 01:14:10,175
♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪

1481
01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:13,579
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪

1482
01:14:13,581 --> 01:14:16,749
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪

1483
01:14:16,751 --> 01:14:18,550
Hey.

1484
01:14:18,552 --> 01:14:21,086
Bang me backwards over a Buick.

1485
01:14:21,088 --> 01:14:24,557
It's gonna be the greatest
album of all time.

1486
01:14:24,559 --> 01:14:26,224
It's really incredible, man.

1487
01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:27,927
- Hey, Ed.
- How you doing? Um, I'm just in town for a couple

1488
01:14:27,929 --> 01:14:30,830
of days. I thought I'd come
and see the genius at work.

1489
01:14:30,832 --> 01:14:32,999
I'm just trying to
work out your process.

1490
01:14:33,001 --> 01:14:34,299
Is it music first
or lyrics first?

1491
01:14:34,301 --> 01:14:35,367
Um, it varies.

1492
01:14:35,369 --> 01:14:37,870
But, like, with this song,
for instance, the, um,

1493
01:14:37,872 --> 01:14:39,304
the-the "Hey Jude" one

1494
01:14:39,306 --> 01:14:41,540
must have some story behind it.

1495
01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:43,608
Well, yeah.
No, it do... it does.

1496
01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:47,580
So, it was the son
of a friend of mine

1497
01:14:47,582 --> 01:14:49,248
who was having a hard time.

1498
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,651
Um, it, it, it just,

1499
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:55,524
it came to me as a s...
as a song of comfort.

1500
01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:00,161
I don't believe you.

1501
01:15:01,762 --> 01:15:03,094
What?

1502
01:15:03,096 --> 01:15:06,165
I mean, I just...
I don't believe you.

1503
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,768
- It's one genius idea after the other, you know?
- Oh, right.

1504
01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:10,135
I do have a suggestion, though.

1505
01:15:10,137 --> 01:15:12,204
Um, about the song.

1506
01:15:12,206 --> 01:15:14,706
The-the title, "Hey Jude."

1507
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:17,643
Jude is just,
it's a bit old-fashioned.

1508
01:15:17,645 --> 01:15:20,146
- That was the kid's name, right?
- What kid?

1509
01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:22,281
- That the song's about.
- Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.

1510
01:15:22,283 --> 01:15:24,183
Yes, the-the... the sad kid.

1511
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:27,253
Now, l-let me just
give you this advice, right?

1512
01:15:27,255 --> 01:15:28,853
Song title...

1513
01:15:28,855 --> 01:15:31,057
I won't charge you a penny
for it as well...

1514
01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:34,229
"Hey Dude."

1515
01:15:37,931 --> 01:15:40,232
Um...

1516
01:15:40,234 --> 01:15:41,701
♪ Hey, du... ♪

1517
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,135
"Hey Dude," are you sure?

1518
01:15:44,137 --> 01:15:47,173
He's right. That's...
that's so much better.

1519
01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:48,941
Is he?

1520
01:15:48,943 --> 01:15:50,643
- Is it?
- Yeah, yeah.

1521
01:15:50,645 --> 01:15:54,013
- ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
- Yes. Mm-hmm.

1522
01:15:54,015 --> 01:15:55,313
- Mm-hmm. - This isn't real.
- Definitely gonna be

1523
01:15:55,315 --> 01:15:57,148
one of the best songs
of the generation.

1524
01:15:57,150 --> 01:15:59,285
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪
- Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.

1525
01:15:59,287 --> 01:16:00,719
♪ Don't make it bad ♪

1526
01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:02,120
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

1527
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,388
♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪

1528
01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:05,924
- ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - It's definitely better.
- Jack, Ellie.

1529
01:16:05,926 --> 01:16:07,293
Oh, sorry, guys.
I gotta take this.

1530
01:16:07,295 --> 01:16:08,727
Just give me a minute, Ed.
Sorry.

1531
01:16:08,729 --> 01:16:09,894
- Elle.
- Jack.

1532
01:16:09,896 --> 01:16:10,996
I'm so glad you called.

1533
01:16:10,998 --> 01:16:12,365
I'm not enjoying myself here
at all.

1534
01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:13,398
Oh, right. Well, um...

1535
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,367
I've got two bits of news.

1536
01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:16,902
I'm riveted.

1537
01:16:16,904 --> 01:16:19,638
All right.
Well, the first one...

1538
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,973
- big one.
- Yeah?

1539
01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:24,376
The Pier Hotel.

1540
01:16:24,378 --> 01:16:25,945
What? In Gorleston?
The place that

1541
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:27,746
closed down rather than
have me play?

1542
01:16:27,748 --> 01:16:29,682
Yes. It's reopening.

1543
01:16:29,684 --> 01:16:30,549
You're bloody kidding.

1544
01:16:30,551 --> 01:16:32,718
I am bloody not.
It's re-bloody opening.

1545
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,053
That's amazing!

1546
01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:35,787
That's huge news!

1547
01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:38,324
That's-that's-that's
ma-bloody-ssive!

1548
01:16:38,326 --> 01:16:40,291
All right, what's the second?

1549
01:16:40,293 --> 01:16:42,727
I mean, it can't be as big.
But tell me anyway.

1550
01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:45,296
Um...

1551
01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,900
n-number two is...

1552
01:16:47,902 --> 01:16:50,271
I've been seeing someone.

1553
01:16:52,105 --> 01:16:53,608
Right.

1554
01:16:55,710 --> 01:16:57,442
Do I know him?

1555
01:16:57,444 --> 01:17:00,245
Yeah. It's Gavin.

1556
01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:03,018
I-I didn't want you to find out
from someone else.

1557
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:08,254
Every day,

1558
01:17:08,256 --> 01:17:10,289
he puts me in the right column.

1559
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:12,157
Of course.

1560
01:17:12,159 --> 01:17:13,459
The "true love" one.

1561
01:17:13,461 --> 01:17:15,764
Of course.

1562
01:17:17,431 --> 01:17:18,798
I've gotta go.

1563
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,732
Ah, God.
Yeah, course you do.

1564
01:17:20,734 --> 01:17:23,170
Um, okay. Bye. Bye.

1565
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:31,910
What? What could possibly
be so urgent

1566
01:17:31,912 --> 01:17:33,946
that I can't make
a single phone call?!

1567
01:17:33,948 --> 01:17:36,182
How the hell am I supposed to
get any of the songs right

1568
01:17:36,184 --> 01:17:38,150
if you're just
all clustering me

1569
01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:40,186
and stopping me
from being creative?

1570
01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:43,824
How can I ever be creative
if I'm never ever left alone?!

1571
01:17:46,060 --> 01:17:47,727
Okay.

1572
01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:50,196
We'll leave you alone then,
genius.

1573
01:17:50,198 --> 01:17:52,363
No, I'm not... I'm sorry.

1574
01:17:52,365 --> 01:17:56,335
No, it's g... It's, uh,
it's superstar rights.

1575
01:17:56,337 --> 01:17:59,237
Treat the people that you work
with like shit on your shoes.

1576
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,307
Hmm.

1577
01:18:07,448 --> 01:18:09,013
Ellie told you the news, then?

1578
01:18:09,015 --> 01:18:11,750
- Yeah.
- You know, I never, never understood

1579
01:18:11,752 --> 01:18:13,318
what you didn't see in her.

1580
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,519
I mean, i-if I'd been you,

1581
01:18:14,521 --> 01:18:19,491
twice a day I would have loved
her up like a lusty lion.

1582
01:18:19,493 --> 01:18:21,826
Rocky, if I ask you
to just shut up,

1583
01:18:21,828 --> 01:18:25,296
really, really, really shut up,
would that be okay?

1584
01:18:25,298 --> 01:18:27,066
Right.

1585
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:30,803
Can I just start again and say,
"Isn't it wonderful news?

1586
01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:32,937
"And I hope they'll be
very happy together

1587
01:18:32,939 --> 01:18:35,074
and have gorgeous kids."
Is that better?

1588
01:18:35,076 --> 01:18:36,942
No. It's worse.

1589
01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:38,544
I have got a third option.
But...

1590
01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:41,946
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.

1591
01:18:41,948 --> 01:18:44,250
I'm just...

1592
01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:45,951
I'm really stressed.

1593
01:18:45,953 --> 01:18:48,320
What was so urgent?

1594
01:18:48,322 --> 01:18:50,555
Oh, um, no, nothing.

1595
01:18:50,557 --> 01:18:53,526
It's just we have to
decide today where and when

1596
01:18:53,528 --> 01:18:55,361
we're going to
launch the album.

1597
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:59,165
So, nothing big, apart from
probably the biggest decision

1598
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,900
of your stupid life.

1599
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,803
- What?
- You ass.

1600
01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:06,037
I do have one thought.

1601
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:07,406
<i>And the little town</i>

1602
01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:10,942
<i>of Gorleston has never seen
anything like this before.</i>

1603
01:19:10,944 --> 01:19:14,914
At 3:00 p.m. today, on the
rooftop of the Pier Hotel,

1604
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:18,483
Jack Malik, local boy
turned pop phenomenon,

1605
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:22,220
will premiere his highly
anticipated first album.

1606
01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:23,888
And word seems to have got out.

1607
01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:36,902
Can we, uh...?

1608
01:19:36,904 --> 01:19:38,937
Wow. Look at this.

1609
01:19:38,939 --> 01:19:40,104
Look at you.

1610
01:19:40,106 --> 01:19:42,441
Didn't want to disturb.

1611
01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:44,242
Just wanted to, you know...

1612
01:19:44,244 --> 01:19:47,012
Well, it's...
Who'd have thought?

1613
01:19:47,014 --> 01:19:48,214
While we were downstairs

1614
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:49,548
drinking cider
and eating jelly,

1615
01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:52,884
you were up in your room
writing "She Loves You."

1616
01:19:52,886 --> 01:19:54,119
Well...

1617
01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:56,487
Are you, uh,
you playing our song?

1618
01:19:56,489 --> 01:19:59,023
- Your song?
- "Let It Be."

1619
01:19:59,025 --> 01:20:00,326
Oh, well, we've never forgotten

1620
01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:01,861
we were the first people
to hear it.

1621
01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:04,196
Well, the start of it,
at least.

1622
01:20:04,198 --> 01:20:06,397
Three times.

1623
01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:08,166
So proud.

1624
01:20:08,168 --> 01:20:12,541
Our beautiful, blazing boy.

1625
01:20:14,341 --> 01:20:17,242
- Aw. Oh.
- Aw. Still, don't wanna...

1626
01:20:17,244 --> 01:20:19,378
- Mind your suit, love. It's... blue.
- Yeah.

1627
01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:22,414
- We'll leave you to it.
- Okay.

1628
01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:25,517
One last thing, son.

1629
01:20:25,519 --> 01:20:28,152
Yeah, Dad?

1630
01:20:28,154 --> 01:20:30,488
The sandwiches.
I see there's tuna.

1631
01:20:30,490 --> 01:20:32,124
Are y-you gonna finish
them all?

1632
01:20:32,126 --> 01:20:33,424
- No, please take them all.
- Or if you don't...?

1633
01:20:33,426 --> 01:20:38,196
Oh, what a day.
What an amazing day.

1634
01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:39,498
Sorry.

1635
01:20:48,141 --> 01:20:50,576
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1636
01:20:50,578 --> 01:20:52,443
Jack! Jack!

1637
01:20:52,445 --> 01:20:55,981
Well, you look good.

1638
01:20:55,983 --> 01:20:57,916
That's a tight pant.

1639
01:20:57,918 --> 01:20:59,119
Mmm.

1640
01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:02,254
Okay.
We've got a jaw and a chin.

1641
01:21:02,256 --> 01:21:04,290
Ooh!
That's not bad.

1642
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,393
That's... This'll work.
This'll work. Mmm.

1643
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:09,061
Don't...

1644
01:21:11,164 --> 01:21:12,563
- What?
- Nothing.

1645
01:21:12,565 --> 01:21:13,933
Yeah?

1646
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:17,669
- Oh. Hi, Ellie. Come in.
- Hi.

1647
01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:19,571
- And who have we here?
- Um, Debra, this is Ellie.

1648
01:21:19,573 --> 01:21:20,973
Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.

1649
01:21:20,975 --> 01:21:22,273
No!

1650
01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:24,576
The Ellie?

1651
01:21:24,578 --> 01:21:26,678
Oh! He's mentioned me?

1652
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,013
No, no. I'm kidding.
I know nothing

1653
01:21:29,015 --> 01:21:31,517
about his life because
he's a product to me.

1654
01:21:31,519 --> 01:21:34,687
Unless you're the one
that was his manager.

1655
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:38,656
In which case, wow.

1656
01:21:38,658 --> 01:21:40,392
Huge mistake giving that up.

1657
01:21:40,394 --> 01:21:43,094
Oh, it's surreal, isn't it?
Being back at the Pier Hotel.

1658
01:21:43,096 --> 01:21:44,996
- Yeah, indeed.
- Oh.

1659
01:21:44,998 --> 01:21:47,398
- I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah?
- Mm.

1660
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,567
- Yeah.
- It's this way.

1661
01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:52,103
Press conference in ten.

1662
01:21:52,105 --> 01:21:53,604
Goodbye, lovebirds.

1663
01:21:55,376 --> 01:21:57,675
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
left Lime Street, okay?

1664
01:21:57,677 --> 01:21:59,544
- It was a terrible mistake.
- Oh, no.

1665
01:21:59,546 --> 01:22:00,713
- Don't say that, please.
- Can we...?

1666
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:01,714
- Don't say that.
- Elle...

1667
01:22:01,716 --> 01:22:03,214
I-I've heard your new songs.

1668
01:22:03,216 --> 01:22:05,150
- They're incredible.
- O-Okay. No, they aren't.

1669
01:22:05,152 --> 01:22:07,553
I don't even know
who you are anymore.

1670
01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:09,420
Everything changed
after the accident.

1671
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,557
- Wha-What happened?
- Jack.

1672
01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:14,259
- And here's Gavin.
- Jack, Jack.

1673
01:22:14,261 --> 01:22:17,228
Jack!

1674
01:22:17,230 --> 01:22:20,199
- Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
- Oh, hey, mate.

1675
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,200
- Jack.
- How you doing, man?

1676
01:22:21,202 --> 01:22:23,701
Jack. Jack.

1677
01:22:23,703 --> 01:22:26,671
- I don't know what to say.
- Oh, really?

1678
01:22:26,673 --> 01:22:28,741
It sounds like you do
and it's, "Jack."

1679
01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:30,608
Jack!

1680
01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:32,710
- Oh...
- We were just coming to say good luck and, um,

1681
01:22:32,712 --> 01:22:35,280
- break a leg.
- Yeah. Well,

1682
01:22:35,282 --> 01:22:37,316
if I fall off the roof,
then a broken leg

1683
01:22:37,318 --> 01:22:38,650
will be a good result.

1684
01:22:38,652 --> 01:22:39,718
All right, then. Let's go.

1685
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,387
Come on.

1686
01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:42,457
Ka-ching!

1687
01:22:50,331 --> 01:22:53,435
Ellie.

1688
01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:08,613
- Ooh.
- Wow.

1689
01:23:08,615 --> 01:23:10,516
Looks pretty quiet.

1690
01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:12,451
Well, maybe we should do
a slightly shorter set?

1691
01:23:12,453 --> 01:23:15,387
I mean really quiet.

1692
01:23:15,389 --> 01:23:17,488
What do you want?

1693
01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:20,358
Uh, we're here for the gig.
I'm the musician.

1694
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,494
Well, that's pretty tricky.

1695
01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:25,330
'Cause we closed
three weeks ago.

1696
01:23:25,332 --> 01:23:27,635
I'd take it as a hint, I would.

1697
01:23:29,603 --> 01:23:32,470
<i>I'm gonna have to give up
the part-time jobs,</i>

1698
01:23:32,472 --> 01:23:34,807
go back to teaching.

1699
01:23:37,278 --> 01:23:40,178
What?

1700
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,714
No. Don't go back to teaching.

1701
01:23:42,716 --> 01:23:43,749
I've got no choice.

1702
01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:45,517
Jack, if you go back
to teaching,

1703
01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:47,585
that is when you've got
no choice.

1704
01:23:47,587 --> 01:23:49,620
Yeah, because you'll end up
putting all your genius

1705
01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:52,156
into all those kids
and then you won't have any

1706
01:23:52,158 --> 01:23:54,860
i-imagination or energy left
to put into your music,

1707
01:23:54,862 --> 01:23:57,129
which really matters.

1708
01:23:57,131 --> 01:23:59,197
Please...

1709
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:01,333
Okay, okay.

1710
01:24:01,335 --> 01:24:04,736
Crazy, slightly mad woman.

1711
01:24:12,813 --> 01:24:15,513
<i>No one has ever written</i>

1712
01:24:15,515 --> 01:24:18,416
this many great songs
in this short a time.

1713
01:24:18,418 --> 01:24:20,818
- How do you do it?
- Honestly, I don't know.

1714
01:24:20,820 --> 01:24:23,421
Sometimes it feels like someone else

1715
01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,257
has written all the songs.

1716
01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:26,791
Any idea who?

1717
01:24:26,793 --> 01:24:29,393
What's the inspiration behind

1718
01:24:29,395 --> 01:24:30,728
"Strawberry Fields Forever"?

1719
01:24:30,730 --> 01:24:33,432
- Well...
- Who was your favorite,

1720
01:24:33,434 --> 01:24:35,299
John, Paul, George or Ringo?

1721
01:24:35,301 --> 01:24:38,437
- Sorry?
- Who's your greatest influence?

1722
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:40,238
Jack, is it true that you wrote
"Long and Winding Road" in...

1723
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,673
W-Why don't you record in
Abbey Road like they did?

1724
01:24:43,676 --> 01:24:45,777
When can we see
another album, Jack?

1725
01:24:45,779 --> 01:24:47,845
Jack, what's the story
behind "Let it Be"?

1726
01:24:47,847 --> 01:24:49,615
How'd you come up
with "Yesterday"?

1727
01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:51,450
Thank you so much.
We have to go to the roof now.

1728
01:24:51,452 --> 01:24:53,184
We'll see you later.

1729
01:24:53,186 --> 01:24:56,254
Jack, what was the first song
you ever wrote?

1730
01:24:56,256 --> 01:24:57,789
Jack, what are you gonna
play for us today?

1731
01:24:57,791 --> 01:25:00,893
It's a nice bar they've got
down there, actually.

1732
01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:02,326
You haven't been drinking,
have you?

1733
01:25:02,328 --> 01:25:05,229
No, I have not.
Well, y-yeah, I have.

1734
01:25:05,231 --> 01:25:07,833
But I find a couple of pints
midday sharpens my senses.

1735
01:25:07,835 --> 01:25:11,870
- Oh!
- I'm not sure it does, mate.

1736
01:25:11,872 --> 01:25:15,174
Right, here goes.

1737
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:18,442
Actually, before I open
this door, can I just say,

1738
01:25:18,444 --> 01:25:21,245
for a long time I didn't really
know why I'd been born.

1739
01:25:21,247 --> 01:25:22,414
Felt a bit pointless.

1740
01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:23,915
But now I do know.

1741
01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:28,719
I was born to serve the
greatest musician of all time.

1742
01:25:28,721 --> 01:25:31,790
It is my honor now
to open this door

1743
01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:35,360
for the moment the entire world
has been waiting for.

1744
01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,198
Thanks, Rock.

1745
01:25:39,265 --> 01:25:42,300
Oh, it's certainly been one
hell of a journey, hasn't it?

1746
01:25:42,302 --> 01:25:45,437
So it has. So it has.

1747
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:47,371
Right.

1748
01:25:47,373 --> 01:25:49,510
Here goes.

1749
01:25:52,779 --> 01:25:55,847
No, that's not...
Uh, wrong door.

1750
01:25:55,849 --> 01:25:59,319
Um, let us, let us continue
our journey together.

1751
01:26:01,421 --> 01:26:03,455
Right.

1752
01:26:03,457 --> 01:26:05,490
Here it does go.

1753
01:26:19,273 --> 01:26:21,005
Jack!

1754
01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:22,840
Jack! Jack! Jack!
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1755
01:26:22,842 --> 01:26:25,343
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1756
01:26:27,914 --> 01:26:29,714
Thank you, Gorleston!

1757
01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:36,321
Jack! Jack! Jack!

1758
01:26:36,323 --> 01:26:37,425
Come on, Jack!

1759
01:26:40,927 --> 01:26:42,827
♪ When I was younger ♪

1760
01:26:42,829 --> 01:26:45,530
♪ So much younger than today ♪

1761
01:26:45,532 --> 01:26:49,701
♪ I never needed anybody's help
in any way ♪

1762
01:26:49,703 --> 01:26:54,339
♪ But now these days are gone,
I'm not so self-assured ♪

1763
01:26:54,341 --> 01:26:57,476
♪ I found that I've changed my
mind, I opened up the door ♪

1764
01:26:57,478 --> 01:27:01,946
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪

1765
01:27:01,948 --> 01:27:07,018
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪

1766
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:10,054
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪

1767
01:27:10,056 --> 01:27:13,560
♪ Won't you please,
please help me? ♪

1768
01:27:15,895 --> 01:27:19,397
♪ And now my life has changed
in oh, so many ways ♪

1769
01:27:19,399 --> 01:27:23,735
♪ My independence seems
to vanish in the haze ♪

1770
01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:27,638
♪ But every now and then
I feel so insecure ♪

1771
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:32,076
♪ I find that I need you
like I've never done before ♪

1772
01:27:32,078 --> 01:27:36,348
♪ Help me if you can,
I'm feeling down ♪

1773
01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:39,918
♪ And I do appreciate you
being 'round ♪

1774
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:44,955
♪ Help me get my feet
back on the ground ♪

1775
01:27:44,957 --> 01:27:50,631
♪ Won't you please, please
help me, help me, help me ♪

1776
01:28:00,606 --> 01:28:02,406
♪ Help me! ♪

1777
01:28:02,408 --> 01:28:04,612
Oh, my God!

1778
01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:47,986
Just hang on
a minute, all right?

1779
01:28:47,988 --> 01:28:49,955
Hey. Uh,

1780
01:28:49,957 --> 01:28:52,790
these... these two have
been waiting to see you

1781
01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:56,160
for an hour and they're
genuinely a weird pair.

1782
01:28:57,663 --> 01:28:59,598
Shall I tell them
to sod right off? Or...

1783
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,099
No.

1784
01:29:02,101 --> 01:29:03,503
No, let 'em in.

1785
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,875
All right, weirdos.
Two minutes.

1786
01:29:15,149 --> 01:29:18,183
You can go now, Rock.
I'll be fine.

1787
01:29:18,185 --> 01:29:20,751
I wonder if we could have
a little talk.

1788
01:29:20,753 --> 01:29:22,687
Yeah.

1789
01:29:22,689 --> 01:29:25,723
'Cause I saw you went to Penny
Lane and Strawberry Fields.

1790
01:29:25,725 --> 01:29:27,025
Yeah.

1791
01:29:27,027 --> 01:29:29,827
Eleanor Rigby's grave.

1792
01:29:29,829 --> 01:29:31,862
I know.

1793
01:29:31,864 --> 01:29:33,697
'Cause you can't sing songs
about places

1794
01:29:33,699 --> 01:29:35,767
you've never even been to.

1795
01:29:35,769 --> 01:29:37,869
- No.
- No.

1796
01:29:37,871 --> 01:29:39,507
I thought as much.

1797
01:29:41,675 --> 01:29:45,480
Well, we just wanted to say
thank you, that's all.

1798
01:29:48,015 --> 01:29:49,580
Thank me?

1799
01:29:49,582 --> 01:29:51,982
We three seem to be
the only ones who remember.

1800
01:29:51,984 --> 01:29:53,617
And we can't sing.

1801
01:29:53,619 --> 01:29:57,522
So, we just wanted to say...
thanks very much.

1802
01:29:57,524 --> 01:30:00,494
Myself also.
From bottom of heart.

1803
01:30:02,595 --> 01:30:04,463
Oh, my God!

1804
01:30:06,033 --> 01:30:08,098
I thought you were gonna
arrest me, or...

1805
01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:10,735
- No. It's just lovely to hear the songs.
- Yeah.

1806
01:30:10,737 --> 01:30:12,603
I have missed them so.

1807
01:30:12,605 --> 01:30:14,473
Can't remember
any of the lyrics.

1808
01:30:14,475 --> 01:30:16,575
- No. I'm struggling there as well.
- I know.

1809
01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,210
"For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's"
in completely the wrong order.

1810
01:30:19,212 --> 01:30:21,111
- Very big mess, indeed.
- Oh, yeah.

1811
01:30:21,113 --> 01:30:23,949
And "Hey Dude"? Really?

1812
01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:25,784
I can't apologize.
It was bloody Ed Sheeran.

1813
01:30:25,786 --> 01:30:27,486
But this is amazing!

1814
01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:28,820
Oh, God!

1815
01:30:28,822 --> 01:30:30,621
'Cause I feel like
I-I've been running around

1816
01:30:30,623 --> 01:30:32,624
a foreign country and I've
finally bumped into two people

1817
01:30:32,626 --> 01:30:34,025
who can speak English.

1818
01:30:34,027 --> 01:30:35,794
'Cause no one has ever heard of

1819
01:30:35,796 --> 01:30:37,795
<i>Sgt. Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.</i>

1820
01:30:37,797 --> 01:30:39,563
No one's ever lived
♪ in a yellow submarine ♪

1821
01:30:39,565 --> 01:30:42,099
- Submarine. A yellow submarine.
- ♪ A yellow submarine ♪

1822
01:30:42,101 --> 01:30:44,001
♪ A yellow submarine ♪

1823
01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,004
- We all live in a yellow submarine.
- We do.

1824
01:30:46,006 --> 01:30:47,938
I-I live in "Octopus Garden."

1825
01:30:47,940 --> 01:30:49,508
Yes!

1826
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:51,242
Oh, you see.

1827
01:30:52,746 --> 01:30:55,280
See, here's my take,
young Jack.

1828
01:30:55,282 --> 01:30:58,116
A world without The Beatles,

1829
01:30:58,118 --> 01:31:02,019
is a world
that's infinitely worse.

1830
01:31:02,021 --> 01:31:03,655
So, thank you.

1831
01:31:03,657 --> 01:31:05,793
And use it well.

1832
01:31:07,994 --> 01:31:09,928
I'm trying, but it's hard.

1833
01:31:09,930 --> 01:31:12,229
There's so much money
and success coming,

1834
01:31:12,231 --> 01:31:15,634
but I feel like I've become
the definition of living a lie.

1835
01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:17,839
Well, I can see it might
feel like that.

1836
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:28,847
We thought this might help.

1837
01:31:28,849 --> 01:31:30,251
I beg your pardon?

1838
01:31:31,551 --> 01:31:35,687
Here. We've done...

1839
01:31:35,689 --> 01:31:36,724
a lot of digging.

1840
01:33:04,243 --> 01:33:07,012
Hello.

1841
01:33:07,014 --> 01:33:08,682
Can I help?

1842
01:33:10,783 --> 01:33:13,852
I don't know.

1843
01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:15,387
Are you John?

1844
01:33:15,389 --> 01:33:19,023
That's right.

1845
01:33:19,025 --> 01:33:22,195
- From Liverpool?
- That's right.

1846
01:33:23,296 --> 01:33:26,330
It's an honor to meet you.

1847
01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:31,201
<i>John?</i>

1848
01:33:31,203 --> 01:33:32,903
<i>Yeah?</i>

1849
01:33:32,905 --> 01:33:34,705
<i>Have you had a happy life?</i>

1850
01:33:34,707 --> 01:33:36,741
<i>Very.</i>

1851
01:33:36,743 --> 01:33:38,076
But not successful.

1852
01:33:38,078 --> 01:33:40,844
I just said "very happy."

1853
01:33:40,846 --> 01:33:43,147
That means successful.

1854
01:33:43,149 --> 01:33:46,750
<i>Did a job I enjoyed
day after day.</i>

1855
01:33:46,752 --> 01:33:48,919
<i>Sailed the world.</i>

1856
01:33:48,921 --> 01:33:52,456
<i>Fought for things
I believed in and won...</i>

1857
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:54,058
<i>a couple of times.</i>

1858
01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:56,695
Found a woman I loved.

1859
01:33:56,697 --> 01:33:59,998
Fought hard to keep her, too.

1860
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,037
Lived my life with her.

1861
01:34:04,136 --> 01:34:07,037
Fought hard for her?

1862
01:34:07,039 --> 01:34:09,174
There were complica...

1863
01:34:09,176 --> 01:34:10,875
Sorry, what-what's your name?

1864
01:34:10,877 --> 01:34:12,210
Jack.

1865
01:34:12,212 --> 01:34:15,813
There were complications,
young Jack.

1866
01:34:15,815 --> 01:34:18,383
Loss and gain.

1867
01:34:18,385 --> 01:34:20,818
Prejudice and pride.

1868
01:34:20,820 --> 01:34:22,853
But...

1869
01:34:22,855 --> 01:34:27,357
it all turned out just...

1870
01:34:27,359 --> 01:34:29,229
fab.

1871
01:34:32,198 --> 01:34:34,999
How's your love life?

1872
01:34:35,001 --> 01:34:36,404
Bad.

1873
01:34:38,471 --> 01:34:42,072
I let her slip away.

1874
01:34:42,074 --> 01:34:44,211
Try to get her back.

1875
01:34:46,313 --> 01:34:47,911
You want a good life?

1876
01:34:47,913 --> 01:34:50,514
It's not complicated.

1877
01:34:50,516 --> 01:34:54,451
Tell the girl you love
that you love her.

1878
01:34:54,453 --> 01:34:59,793
And tell the truth to everyone
whenever you can.

1879
01:35:03,329 --> 01:35:05,295
Can I give you a hug?

1880
01:35:05,297 --> 01:35:06,397
What?

1881
01:35:06,399 --> 01:35:09,134
It's so good to see you.

1882
01:35:09,136 --> 01:35:11,870
How old are you?

1883
01:35:11,872 --> 01:35:13,036
Seventy-eight.

1884
01:35:13,038 --> 01:35:15,009
Fantastic!

1885
01:35:17,077 --> 01:35:19,477
You made it to 78.

1886
01:35:19,479 --> 01:35:21,716
You're a very strange man.

1887
01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,785
But go ahead.

1888
01:35:30,489 --> 01:35:33,394
You need serious
psychiatric help.

1889
01:35:37,396 --> 01:35:39,332
Not anymore.

1890
01:35:49,975 --> 01:35:54,077
♪ I'm in love
with the shape of you ♪

1891
01:35:54,079 --> 01:35:55,245
Jack.

1892
01:35:55,247 --> 01:35:56,880
- Ed.
- How can I help?

1893
01:35:56,882 --> 01:35:59,753
I need to ask quite a big
and strange favor.

1894
01:36:12,332 --> 01:36:14,132
All right?

1895
01:36:14,134 --> 01:36:16,233
My boy.

1896
01:36:16,235 --> 01:36:17,602
Debra.

1897
01:36:17,604 --> 01:36:19,907
Cheers.

1898
01:36:21,006 --> 01:36:22,473
Poor Ed.

1899
01:36:22,475 --> 01:36:24,541
John the Baptist.

1900
01:36:24,543 --> 01:36:26,210
Nice guy,

1901
01:36:26,212 --> 01:36:28,111
one or two pretty good songs,
but was basically

1902
01:36:28,113 --> 01:36:29,613
warming the world up for you.

1903
01:36:29,615 --> 01:36:31,482
The Messiah.

1904
01:36:31,484 --> 01:36:35,853
Soon to be the most successful
artist in the history of music.

1905
01:36:35,855 --> 01:36:37,254
And the reason
I'm going to be buying

1906
01:36:37,256 --> 01:36:39,022
not just one more house
in Malibu,

1907
01:36:39,024 --> 01:36:40,991
but the entire beachfront.

1908
01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:44,495
- Well, it's good to see you, Debra.
- Um...

1909
01:36:44,497 --> 01:36:48,633
d... So, does anybody know
why you're actually here?

1910
01:36:48,635 --> 01:36:50,869
Um...

1911
01:36:50,871 --> 01:36:53,004
I'm gonna spice up Ed's set
with a couple of songs,

1912
01:36:53,006 --> 01:36:55,173
and then, um,

1913
01:36:55,175 --> 01:36:57,241
there's a little something
I want to say.

1914
01:36:57,243 --> 01:36:59,309
Songs, I love songs.

1915
01:36:59,311 --> 01:37:01,612
Thing you'd like to say...

1916
01:37:01,614 --> 01:37:03,915
I'd keep it brief.

1917
01:37:03,917 --> 01:37:06,351
I've never heard you say
anything interesting before.

1918
01:37:06,353 --> 01:37:08,385
I don't know why tonight
would be the big breakthrough.

1919
01:37:08,387 --> 01:37:11,522
Have a good show.

1920
01:37:11,524 --> 01:37:14,295
Thank you. Helpful.

1921
01:37:18,931 --> 01:37:20,197
You're on.

1922
01:37:20,199 --> 01:37:22,433
Okay.

1923
01:37:22,435 --> 01:37:24,605
- Is she here?
- Yeah.

1924
01:37:25,905 --> 01:37:28,042
Okay.

1925
01:37:29,309 --> 01:37:30,441
- Remember the plan.
- Yeah.

1926
01:37:30,443 --> 01:37:31,675
When I get to the last song...

1927
01:37:31,677 --> 01:37:32,677
Hey, I'm ready.

1928
01:37:34,247 --> 01:37:35,647
Thank you.

1929
01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:37,982
Thank you very much.

1930
01:37:37,984 --> 01:37:40,018
Now, the gig is not quite over.

1931
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:41,552
I have one last surprise
for you all.

1932
01:37:41,554 --> 01:37:43,287
I'm gonna bring on
an old friend.

1933
01:37:43,289 --> 01:37:46,089
I know him as my dodgy
Moscow support act,

1934
01:37:46,091 --> 01:37:49,259
you know him as a man that
writes very, very good songs.

1935
01:37:49,261 --> 01:37:53,363
Wembley Stadium, please make
some noise for Mr. Jack Malik!

1936
01:37:59,706 --> 01:38:02,205
All right.
Over to you, maestro.

1937
01:38:02,207 --> 01:38:03,340
Thanks.

1938
01:38:03,342 --> 01:38:04,575
Wembley,

1939
01:38:04,577 --> 01:38:06,477
please welcome to the stage,

1940
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:10,380
the greatest human being
who ever lived.

1941
01:38:10,382 --> 01:38:11,715
My best friend.

1942
01:38:11,717 --> 01:38:13,151
Your hero.

1943
01:38:13,153 --> 01:38:16,653
Sir Jack Malik!

1944
01:38:16,655 --> 01:38:19,424
- Yeah, Jack!
- Whoo!

1945
01:38:19,426 --> 01:38:21,428
- Jack! Jack!
- Jack! Whoo!

1946
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:31,369
♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪

1947
01:38:31,371 --> 01:38:34,604
♪ You know what I mean ♪

1948
01:38:34,606 --> 01:38:36,139
♪ And the way she looked ♪

1949
01:38:36,141 --> 01:38:37,308
Jack!

1950
01:38:37,310 --> 01:38:39,113
♪ Was way beyond compare ♪

1951
01:38:41,247 --> 01:38:43,447
♪ Here comes the sun ♪

1952
01:38:43,449 --> 01:38:44,982
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1953
01:38:44,984 --> 01:38:48,585
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪

1954
01:38:48,587 --> 01:38:51,388
♪ It's all right ♪

1955
01:38:51,390 --> 01:38:52,589
So, when did you first realize

1956
01:38:52,591 --> 01:38:54,224
that your son
was too good for you?

1957
01:38:54,226 --> 01:38:56,626
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪

1958
01:38:56,628 --> 01:38:59,196
♪ Back in the US,
back in the US ♪

1959
01:38:59,198 --> 01:39:02,368
♪ Back in the USSR ♪

1960
01:39:03,670 --> 01:39:05,335
♪ Nothing you can say ♪

1961
01:39:05,337 --> 01:39:07,405
♪ But you can learn
how to play the game ♪

1962
01:39:07,407 --> 01:39:09,440
♪ It's easy ♪

1963
01:39:11,578 --> 01:39:14,544
♪ Nothing you can make
that can't be made ♪

1964
01:39:14,546 --> 01:39:17,048
♪ Nothing you can save ♪

1965
01:39:17,050 --> 01:39:19,049
- Brass band, huh?
- ♪ That can't be saved ♪

1966
01:39:19,051 --> 01:39:21,419
- Are we paying these jokers?
- ♪ Nothing you can do ♪

1967
01:39:21,421 --> 01:39:24,121
♪ But you can learn
how to be you in time ♪

1968
01:39:24,123 --> 01:39:26,491
♪ It's easy ♪

1969
01:39:26,493 --> 01:39:28,692
Everybody!

1970
01:39:28,694 --> 01:39:31,661
♪ All you need is love ♪

1971
01:39:33,699 --> 01:39:35,732
♪ All you need is love ♪

1972
01:39:35,734 --> 01:39:38,169
- Come backstage, Ellie.
- What?

1973
01:39:38,171 --> 01:39:40,237
- ♪ All you need is love ♪
- Coming through.

1974
01:39:40,239 --> 01:39:43,710
- ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
- Yeah, excuse me.

1975
01:39:45,511 --> 01:39:48,178
♪ All you need is love ♪

1976
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,647
All together now!

1977
01:39:49,649 --> 01:39:52,683
Come, come, come, come,
come, come, come. See that?

1978
01:39:52,685 --> 01:39:54,384
Everybody!

1979
01:39:54,386 --> 01:39:55,755
Yeah. Just...

1980
01:39:57,023 --> 01:39:58,589
- Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me.
- What?

1981
01:39:58,591 --> 01:40:01,192
♪ Love is all you need. ♪

1982
01:40:05,532 --> 01:40:08,598
And now, there's, um,

1983
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:11,068
there's someone I'd like
to introduce you to.

1984
01:40:11,070 --> 01:40:12,639
If we could just switch on
the backstage camera.

1985
01:40:18,177 --> 01:40:20,613
- Oh!
- Oh! It's Ellie!

1986
01:40:25,217 --> 01:40:26,616
This is Ellie.

1987
01:40:26,618 --> 01:40:29,187
Hi, Ellie!

1988
01:40:29,189 --> 01:40:34,125
And when I had no fans,
Ellie was my only fan.

1989
01:40:34,127 --> 01:40:36,527
The only person in the world
who believed in me.

1990
01:40:36,529 --> 01:40:38,562
And that's why, tonight,
I asked Ed

1991
01:40:38,564 --> 01:40:39,830
if I could come on and play,

1992
01:40:39,832 --> 01:40:43,233
'cause I want to tell her...
and you,

1993
01:40:43,235 --> 01:40:46,870
- what I've done.
- What are you saying?

1994
01:40:46,872 --> 01:40:49,475
Darn it, Ellie,
I've been untrue.

1995
01:40:53,546 --> 01:40:56,580
All the songs I've sung tonight
were really written

1996
01:40:56,582 --> 01:40:59,584
and performed by four men
called John Lennon,

1997
01:40:59,586 --> 01:41:03,454
Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Starr.

1998
01:41:03,456 --> 01:41:06,257
The Beatles.

1999
01:41:06,259 --> 01:41:08,226
They were the real geniuses.

2000
01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:09,427
Me, I'm just a, sort of,

2001
01:41:09,429 --> 01:41:12,229
go-between to, well,

2002
01:41:12,231 --> 01:41:15,433
get their astonishing stuff
into the world.

2003
01:41:15,435 --> 01:41:18,602
- Beatles?
- And, uh, I-I-I passed their amazing work off

2004
01:41:18,604 --> 01:41:21,805
as my own so I could look like
I was amazing, too.

2005
01:41:23,775 --> 01:41:26,510
I want you all to know that
I'm not gonna take any money

2006
01:41:26,512 --> 01:41:28,778
for this work that isn't mine.

2007
01:41:28,780 --> 01:41:32,215
So, you can have
all the songs for free.

2008
01:41:32,217 --> 01:41:34,585
Rocky, do it.

2009
01:41:34,587 --> 01:41:36,254
Right. Here goes.

2010
01:41:36,256 --> 01:41:39,156
They're being released,
for free, online now.

2011
01:41:39,158 --> 01:41:43,628
And I'd love to not
take any more praise for it.

2012
01:41:43,630 --> 01:41:46,464
So, um...

2013
01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:48,335
I'm so sorry.

2014
01:41:51,436 --> 01:41:54,539
And while I'm at it, there's
one other thing to say as well,

2015
01:41:54,541 --> 01:42:00,210
because... I've been a fool
twice over.

2016
01:42:00,212 --> 01:42:03,748
And I want to thank Ellie...

2017
01:42:03,750 --> 01:42:06,453
- for her love.
- Aw!

2018
01:42:16,563 --> 01:42:18,198
And, Ellie...

2019
01:42:21,234 --> 01:42:22,870
Elle...

2020
01:42:25,771 --> 01:42:29,473
- I love you.
- Aw!

2021
01:42:29,475 --> 01:42:31,808
- Aw.
- Oh.

2022
01:42:31,810 --> 01:42:33,813
I always have.

2023
01:42:35,881 --> 01:42:38,518
Always.

2024
01:42:45,324 --> 01:42:47,357
That's definitely enough
talking for one night.

2025
01:42:48,528 --> 01:42:50,827
But it's been a blast.

2026
01:42:50,829 --> 01:42:53,330
We love you, Jack!

2027
01:42:53,332 --> 01:42:55,766
We still love you!

2028
01:43:09,948 --> 01:43:12,316
Where's the stage?

2029
01:43:12,318 --> 01:43:13,451
What floor is this?

2030
01:43:13,453 --> 01:43:16,390
Where is the goddamn stage?!

2031
01:43:24,529 --> 01:43:26,897
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

2032
01:43:26,899 --> 01:43:29,567
That's a lot of information to take in.

2033
01:43:29,569 --> 01:43:30,871
I know.

2034
01:43:32,072 --> 01:43:32,704
Well, if you'd told me I was
gonna be on the big screen,

2035
01:43:32,706 --> 01:43:34,341
I'd have got my hair done.

2036
01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:37,575
I'm sorry.

2037
01:43:37,577 --> 01:43:39,543
You didn't write
any of the songs?

2038
01:43:39,545 --> 01:43:41,312
No.

2039
01:43:41,314 --> 01:43:44,514
That is very bad behavior.

2040
01:43:44,516 --> 01:43:45,982
- On a global scale.
- Yeah.

2041
01:43:45,984 --> 01:43:47,688
It's very bad.

2042
01:43:55,627 --> 01:43:57,597
Well, this is a strange one.

2043
01:44:01,967 --> 01:44:05,303
Of course I've always known
I was number two.

2044
01:44:05,305 --> 01:44:07,671
But that's not
a bad place to be.

2045
01:44:07,673 --> 01:44:11,575
Some of the best songs
never made it to number one.

2046
01:44:11,577 --> 01:44:13,910
"Common People" by Pulp,
for a start.

2047
01:44:13,912 --> 01:44:15,679
It's a total classic.

2048
01:44:15,681 --> 01:44:18,652
And obviously all I want
is for Ellie to be happy.

2049
01:44:22,521 --> 01:44:24,789
Gavin.

2050
01:44:24,791 --> 01:44:27,360
Best man I ever met.

2051
01:44:31,096 --> 01:44:32,595
- Thank you, Gavin.
- He's here.

2052
01:44:32,597 --> 01:44:33,964
- He's here! - Go on.
- What is that?

2053
01:44:33,966 --> 01:44:35,965
- Oh, God. - Go!
- Jack! - Jack!

2054
01:44:35,967 --> 01:44:37,367
- Oh, my... We should definitely go!
- Yeah, yeah.

2055
01:44:37,369 --> 01:44:38,968
Shit!

2056
01:44:38,970 --> 01:44:41,004
Where's that lying
son of a bitch?

2057
01:44:41,006 --> 01:44:42,039
Move, idiots!

2058
01:44:42,041 --> 01:44:44,607
Look, he's here!

2059
01:44:44,609 --> 01:44:45,942
Jack!

2060
01:44:45,944 --> 01:44:47,510
Jack, please take me with you.

2061
01:44:47,512 --> 01:44:48,946
No one else will employ me.

2062
01:44:48,948 --> 01:44:49,979
I-I'm rubbish at my job.

2063
01:44:49,981 --> 01:44:51,048
Just hold them off, Rocky.

2064
01:44:51,050 --> 01:44:52,950
In the name of money, stop!

2065
01:44:52,952 --> 01:44:55,652
Get back here, you stupid,
English mother...

2066
01:44:55,654 --> 01:44:57,987
- Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra.
- Jack!

2067
01:44:57,989 --> 01:44:59,089
Debra, stop this.

2068
01:44:59,091 --> 01:45:01,295
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Jack!

2069
01:45:02,895 --> 01:45:04,961
♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪

2070
01:45:04,963 --> 01:45:06,996
♪ To make a change
in our lives ♪

2071
01:45:06,998 --> 01:45:10,000
♪ East Anglian sky,
empty bottle of wine ♪

2072
01:45:10,002 --> 01:45:11,501
♪ I got you by my side ♪

2073
01:45:11,503 --> 01:45:13,036
♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪

2074
01:45:13,038 --> 01:45:15,406
♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine
when I look in your eyes ♪

2075
01:45:15,408 --> 01:45:19,110
♪ What a wonderful way
to spend a moment or two ♪

2076
01:45:19,112 --> 01:45:21,778
♪ To be lying awake
and be here talking to you ♪

2077
01:45:21,780 --> 01:45:24,447
♪ I got somethin' to say
and know what I gotta do ♪

2078
01:45:24,449 --> 01:45:28,018
♪ To be making a change,
now the moment of truth ♪

2079
01:45:28,020 --> 01:45:29,786
♪ Why am I feeling
so nervous? ♪

2080
01:45:29,788 --> 01:45:34,458
♪ When things are going
so perfect ♪

2081
01:45:34,460 --> 01:45:36,593
♪ But I know
that it's worth it ♪

2082
01:45:36,595 --> 01:45:38,763
♪ To spend forever with you ♪

2083
01:45:38,765 --> 01:45:41,866
♪ And so I count to three ♪

2084
01:45:41,868 --> 01:45:44,602
♪ And get on one knee ♪

2085
01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:45,872
♪ And I ask you ♪

2086
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:50,607
♪ Darling, honestly ♪

2087
01:45:50,609 --> 01:45:53,677
♪ I've waited all this time ♪

2088
01:45:53,679 --> 01:45:56,880
♪ Just to make it right ♪

2089
01:45:56,882 --> 01:45:59,549
♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪

2090
01:45:59,551 --> 01:46:02,852
♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪

2091
01:46:02,854 --> 01:46:06,055
♪ Just say yes ♪

2092
01:46:06,057 --> 01:46:09,796
♪ One word,
one love, one life... ♪

2093
01:46:12,097 --> 01:46:15,633
Oh, I feel like Harry Potter
after he defeated Voldemort.

2094
01:46:15,635 --> 01:46:18,669
At last, everything can go
back to normal.

2095
01:46:18,671 --> 01:46:21,906
Isn't normal wonderful?

2096
01:46:21,908 --> 01:46:23,907
Who?

2097
01:46:23,909 --> 01:46:26,477
Sorry?

2098
01:46:26,479 --> 01:46:28,178
Harry Potter. Who's he?

2099
01:46:28,180 --> 01:46:31,014
♪ Your hand in mine ♪

2100
01:46:31,016 --> 01:46:33,651
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪

2101
01:46:33,653 --> 01:46:37,620
♪ Hearts intertwined ♪

2102
01:46:37,622 --> 01:46:40,156
- ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
- No one.

2103
01:46:40,158 --> 01:46:43,126
- Nothing.
- ♪ In perfect time ♪

2104
01:46:43,128 --> 01:46:45,028
♪ Some things were
just meant to be ♪

2105
01:46:45,030 --> 01:46:46,729
Time for bed.

2106
01:46:46,731 --> 01:46:48,965
- Time.
- ♪ Oh, you and I ♪

2107
01:46:48,967 --> 01:46:51,805
♪ Some things were
just meant to be. ♪

2108
01:46:56,975 --> 01:47:01,010
♪ Desmond has a barrow
in the marketplace ♪

2109
01:47:01,012 --> 01:47:05,014
♪ Molly is a singer
with a band ♪

2110
01:47:05,016 --> 01:47:09,553
♪ Desmond says to Molly,
"Girl, I like your face" ♪

2111
01:47:09,555 --> 01:47:13,824
♪ And Molly says this
as she takes him by the hand ♪

2112
01:47:13,826 --> 01:47:15,860
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪

2113
01:47:15,862 --> 01:47:18,161
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪

2114
01:47:18,163 --> 01:47:20,897
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪

2115
01:47:20,899 --> 01:47:22,833
Okay.

2116
01:47:22,835 --> 01:47:28,108
♪ In a couple of years they
have built a home sweet home ♪

2117
01:47:31,077 --> 01:47:34,978
♪ With a couple of kids
running in the yard ♪

2118
01:47:34,980 --> 01:47:38,616
♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪

2119
01:47:38,618 --> 01:47:40,049
♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

2120
01:47:40,051 --> 01:47:43,586
♪ Happy ever after
in the marketplace ♪

2121
01:47:43,588 --> 01:47:47,691
♪ Molly lets the children
lend a hand ♪

2122
01:47:47,693 --> 01:47:51,629
♪ Desmond stays at home
and does a pretty face ♪

2123
01:47:51,631 --> 01:47:54,764
♪ And in the evening
she's a singer in a band ♪

2124
01:47:54,766 --> 01:47:56,099
One last time!

2125
01:47:56,101 --> 01:47:57,968
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪

2126
01:47:57,970 --> 01:48:00,271
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪

2127
01:48:00,273 --> 01:48:03,741
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪

2128
01:48:03,743 --> 01:48:06,043
♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪

2129
01:48:06,045 --> 01:48:09,146
♪ Life goes on, brah ♪

2130
01:48:09,148 --> 01:48:12,152
♪ Lala,
how their life goes on ♪

2131
01:48:13,552 --> 01:48:14,884
And if you want some fun!

2132
01:48:14,886 --> 01:48:17,254
♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪

2133
01:48:23,194 --> 01:48:25,329
Yes!

2134
01:48:41,613 --> 01:48:44,348
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2135
01:48:44,350 --> 01:48:48,018
♪ Don't make it bad ♪

2136
01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:54,892
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪

2137
01:48:54,894 --> 01:49:00,196
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪

2138
01:49:00,198 --> 01:49:03,000
♪ Then you can start ♪

2139
01:49:03,002 --> 01:49:07,370
♪ To make it better ♪

2140
01:49:07,372 --> 01:49:13,677
♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪

2141
01:49:13,679 --> 01:49:16,679
♪ You were made to ♪

2142
01:49:16,681 --> 01:49:20,817
♪ Go out and get her ♪

2143
01:49:20,819 --> 01:49:25,856
♪ The minute you let her
under your skin ♪

2144
01:49:25,858 --> 01:49:32,599
♪ Then you begin
to make it better ♪

2145
01:49:34,667 --> 01:49:38,001
♪ And anytime
you feel the pain ♪

2146
01:49:38,003 --> 01:49:41,170
♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪

2147
01:49:41,172 --> 01:49:43,906
♪ Don't carry the world ♪

2148
01:49:43,908 --> 01:49:48,681
♪ Upon your shoulders ♪

2149
01:49:50,750 --> 01:49:54,084
♪ For well you know
that it's a fool ♪

2150
01:49:54,086 --> 01:49:57,388
♪ Who plays it cool ♪

2151
01:49:57,390 --> 01:50:00,691
♪ By making his world ♪

2152
01:50:00,693 --> 01:50:05,195
♪ A little colder ♪

2153
01:50:05,197 --> 01:50:10,971
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2154
01:50:13,773 --> 01:50:16,272
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2155
01:50:16,274 --> 01:50:20,143
♪ Don't let me down ♪

2156
01:50:20,145 --> 01:50:26,784
♪ You have found her,
now go and get her ♪

2157
01:50:26,786 --> 01:50:32,121
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪

2158
01:50:32,123 --> 01:50:38,331
♪ Then you can start
to make it better ♪

2159
01:50:40,699 --> 01:50:44,067
♪ So let it out and let it in ♪

2160
01:50:44,069 --> 01:50:47,838
♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪

2161
01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:51,241
♪ You're waiting for someone ♪

2162
01:50:51,243 --> 01:50:55,181
♪ To perform with ♪

2163
01:50:57,248 --> 01:51:00,784
♪ And don't you know
that it's just you ♪

2164
01:51:00,786 --> 01:51:04,254
♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪

2165
01:51:04,256 --> 01:51:07,391
♪ The movement you need ♪

2166
01:51:07,393 --> 01:51:11,461
♪ Is on your shoulder ♪

2167
01:51:11,463 --> 01:51:14,498
♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2168
01:51:14,500 --> 01:51:20,771
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪

2169
01:51:20,773 --> 01:51:23,339
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2170
01:51:23,341 --> 01:51:27,277
♪ Don't make it bad ♪

2171
01:51:27,279 --> 01:51:34,250
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪

2172
01:51:34,252 --> 01:51:39,522
♪ Remember to let her
under your skin ♪

2173
01:51:39,524 --> 01:51:42,459
♪ Then you'll begin ♪

2174
01:51:42,461 --> 01:51:45,461
♪ To make it better ♪

2175
01:51:45,463 --> 01:51:48,365
♪ Better, better, better,
better, better ♪

2176
01:51:48,367 --> 01:51:49,532
♪ I'm begging you ♪

2177
01:51:49,534 --> 01:51:52,769
♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪

2178
01:51:52,771 --> 01:51:57,441
- ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

2179
01:51:57,443 --> 01:52:00,277
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2180
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:02,282
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2181
01:52:04,350 --> 01:52:10,920
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2182
01:52:10,922 --> 01:52:13,456
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2183
01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:15,327
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2184
01:52:17,395 --> 01:52:24,034
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2185
01:52:24,036 --> 01:52:26,870
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2186
01:52:26,872 --> 01:52:28,742
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2187
01:52:30,810 --> 01:52:37,180
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2188
01:52:37,182 --> 01:52:39,549
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2189
01:52:39,551 --> 01:52:41,317
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2190
01:52:41,319 --> 01:52:44,388
♪ Jude, Judy, Judy,
Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪

2191
01:52:44,390 --> 01:52:50,259
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪

2192
01:52:50,261 --> 01:52:53,229
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2193
01:52:53,231 --> 01:52:54,565
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2194
01:52:54,567 --> 01:52:57,267
♪ Jude, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude ♪

2195
01:52:57,269 --> 01:53:03,040
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2196
01:53:03,042 --> 01:53:06,276
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2197
01:53:06,278 --> 01:53:08,611
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪

2198
01:53:08,613 --> 01:53:10,613
♪ Jude, you're
not gonna break it ♪

2199
01:53:10,615 --> 01:53:13,116
♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪

2200
01:53:13,118 --> 01:53:15,218
- ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2201
01:53:15,220 --> 01:53:18,955
- ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2202
01:53:18,957 --> 01:53:21,991
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪

2203
01:53:21,993 --> 01:53:23,593
♪ Wow... ♪

2204
01:53:23,595 --> 01:53:27,897
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2205
01:53:27,899 --> 01:53:32,169
- ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪
- ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2206
01:53:32,171 --> 01:53:34,071
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2207
01:53:34,073 --> 01:53:36,540
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

2208
01:53:36,542 --> 01:53:40,477
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2209
01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:42,946
♪ Hey, hey ♪

2210
01:53:42,948 --> 01:53:45,214
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2211
01:53:45,216 --> 01:53:46,549
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2212
01:53:46,551 --> 01:53:49,553
♪ Now, Jude, Jude,
Jude, Jude, Jude ♪

2213
01:53:49,555 --> 01:53:54,491
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

2214
01:53:54,493 --> 01:53:55,992
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

2215
01:53:55,994 --> 01:53:58,227
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2216
01:53:58,229 --> 01:54:02,199
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2217
01:54:02,201 --> 01:54:07,970
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2218
01:54:07,972 --> 01:54:11,141
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2219
01:54:11,143 --> 01:54:12,476
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2220
01:54:12,478 --> 01:54:15,012
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪

2221
01:54:15,014 --> 01:54:19,348
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2222
01:54:19,350 --> 01:54:20,951
♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪

2223
01:54:20,953 --> 01:54:23,986
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2224
01:54:23,988 --> 01:54:25,858
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2225
01:54:27,592 --> 01:54:33,530
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2226
01:54:33,532 --> 01:54:36,633
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2227
01:54:36,635 --> 01:54:38,338
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2228
01:54:40,405 --> 01:54:45,375
- ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- ♪ Yeah... ♪

2229
01:54:45,377 --> 01:54:47,311
♪ Make it through ♪

2230
01:54:47,313 --> 01:54:49,478
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2231
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:52,014
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

2232
01:54:52,016 --> 01:54:53,349
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

2233
01:54:53,351 --> 01:54:59,423
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2234
01:54:59,425 --> 01:55:02,425
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2235
01:55:02,427 --> 01:55:04,995
- ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
- ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪

2236
01:55:04,997 --> 01:55:06,463
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... ♪

2237
01:55:06,465 --> 01:55:12,335
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2238
01:55:12,337 --> 01:55:15,438
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2239
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:17,309
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2240
01:55:19,211 --> 01:55:25,182
♪ Nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2241
01:55:25,184 --> 01:55:27,750
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2242
01:55:27,752 --> 01:55:30,586
♪ Hey, Jude ♪

2243
01:55:30,588 --> 01:55:37,561
♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah,
nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2244
01:55:37,563 --> 01:55:40,664
♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪

2245
01:55:40,666 --> 01:55:43,599
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪

2246
01:55:45,472 --> 01:55:50,472
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