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  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about Cerebella, you flat-chested little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Circus, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the Skullgirl, and she has over 300 hit-confirmed kills. She is trained in Merry-go-rilla warfare and she's the top act in the entire Big Top. You are nothing to her but just another K.O. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Canopy Kingdom, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of Mafia assassins across New Meridian and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Ultimate Showstopper, maggot. The Showstopper that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your health bar. You’re fucking K.O.'ed, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can throw you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her bear hands. Not only is she extensively trained in big-armed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Medici Mafia and she will use it to its full extent to throw your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. HERE WE GO, kiddo.
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