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Skunk Roleplay

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  1. walks over to Zephyr hey Zeph how you doing?
  2. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:12 PM
  3. Oh Oreo! It’s good to see you again
  4. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:12 PM
  5. good to you see you to too
  6. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:12 PM
  7. I’m doing pretty good. I’ve just been adjusting to the neighborhood
  8. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:13 PM
  9. have you made any friends yet?
  10. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:13 PM
  11. Well hopefully one looks at you
  12. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:13 PM
  13. what? are you saying we might not be friends?
  14. oh course we are :smile:
  15. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:14 PM
  16. My neighbors have been keeping a distance from me
  17. Oh good! I was worried you were saying you didn’t count
  18. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:14 PM
  19. Wait, why are they keeping distance from you?
  20. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:15 PM
  21. They aren’t used to skunks I guess. Think I will stink them or something. They hold their noses a lot
  22. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:15 PM
  23. Man,
  24. people learn to learn that just cause we're skunks, that doesn't mean we will spray you on sight.
  25. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:16 PM
  26. I don’t think I smell any worse then them normally either... right?
  27. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:16 PM
  28. well depends,
  29. did you end up spraying today?
  30. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:16 PM
  31. Not even this week
  32. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:17 PM
  33. well lucky you
  34. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:18 PM
  35. That’s what I thought as well but my neighbors seem to think I still smell bad I guess :frowning:
  36. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:19 PM
  37. I mean, I'm not trying to be rude, but when you spray, the smell can stay for around 3 weeks if you dont wash it off
  38. not saying you didn't
  39. but im pretty sure you sprayed some time in your life
  40. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:20 PM
  41. Well I try to wash it off afterwards. I don’t like carrying it on me usually
  42. Well of course. What skunk hasn’t sprayed before. My siblings still play hide and stink
  43. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:21 PM
  44. whats hide and stink? if you see em you spray em?
  45. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:21 PM
  46. Mhmm. You have got to hide very well or be fast enough otherwise you are going to be smelling pretty bad.
  47. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:22 PM
  48. and if you're not found you dont get stinked?
  49. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:23 PM
  50. If you are hiding well you might turn the tables and squirt the finder for taking too long
  51. It’s a very very stinky game where everyone is drenched after a few rounds
  52. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:23 PM
  53. like FULLY drenched?
  54. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:24 PM
  55. Unless you are hiding and stinking really well. Yeah. I’m guessing others skunks don’t play that around here
  56. I have avoided it since I was little but my brothers and sisters are young and like excuses to spray
  57. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:26 PM
  58. they enjoy spraying?
  59. thats strange
  60. never heard of a skunk that enjoys it
  61. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:26 PM
  62. I don’t get it either. I think it’s because they are young and it’s what adults do
  63. But until they grow out of it, our new house here has become a pretty huge stink bomb already
  64. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:27 PM
  65. Must smell pretty rancid even for a skunk
  66. and I've never really enjoyed hide and seek
  67. I always get found because of my smell
  68. I get scared I'm about to get found and you know what happens when skunks get scared
  69. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:28 PM
  70. So you have played hide and stink a bit then :wink:
  71. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:29 PM
  72. no not hide and stink
  73. just regular hide and seek
  74. not with other skunks
  75. other animals like dogs and cats
  76. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:30 PM
  77. You will have to try it one time. Puts all us skunks on even ground because after a round you can’t track anyone. It stinks too much for that
  78. Also at least other animals will play hide and seek with you. My old place they always said no skunks allowed
  79. This town sounds much nicer for skunks
  80. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:31 PM
  81. im pretty sure it will be
  82. but not %100 sure
  83. since im the only skunk living here other than you
  84. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:32 PM
  85. Well at least I have one friend then !
  86. Also you said you had to spray this week earlier. What happened?
  87. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:33 PM
  88. went outside for a walk
  89. decided to go into the woods
  90. look at nature
  91. bear tries to attack me
  92. that should sum it up
  93. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:33 PM
  94. Oh my
  95. I’m guessing the bear hadn’t met a skunk before
  96. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:34 PM
  97. yeah probably not
  98. any animal that tries to mess with skunks
  99. has NEVER met one before
  100. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:35 PM
  101. It doesn’t learn their lesson
  102. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:35 PM
  103. I'm not trying to make skunks seem godly and that they should respect us.
  104. But,
  105. no animal wants to get sprayed.
  106. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:36 PM
  107. We might not be godly but we sure can stink to high heavens
  108. That’s pretty neat that you were able to spray a bear though. I’m not sure if I’d react in time since they are so big
  109. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:38 PM
  110. Remember one thing,
  111. what do skunks do when they get scared of surprised
  112. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:38 PM
  113. turns and lifts my tail
  114. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:38 PM
  115. yep
  116. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:39 PM
  117. It’s just in the moment sometimes I think that’d I’d choke up
  118. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:39 PM
  119. WOAH WOAH WOAH EASY WHERE YOUR POINTING THAT
  120. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:39 PM
  121. lowers tail
  122. Sorry you said what do you do
  123. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:40 PM
  124. By the way random question
  125. have you ever accidently sprayed your tail,
  126. ive heard horror stories of that
  127. but its never happened to me
  128. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:41 PM
  129. I mean as a baby it happened but you spray everything then. It happened once in school though
  130. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:41 PM
  131. Really?
  132. what caused that to happen?
  133. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:42 PM
  134. Yeah, well I had a dog bullying me for awhile
  135. The first time I sprayed him in the face and he stunk for a month
  136. He then came back after and tried holding my tail down, and pinned me to my locker
  137. I couldn’t break free so I... this is embarrassing
  138. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:44 PM
  139. Wait,
  140. you've got bullied by a dog?
  141. cause ive been bullied by one too
  142. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:44 PM
  143. Just one a couple of times
  144. Oh wow
  145. What are the chances
  146. Mine stoped bullying me after the second time when I sprayed my tail.
  147. I don’t think he believed I would spray myself but, after it happened he gagged so I brushed my oily tail against him to mark him before squirting him again and running off
  148. blushes I think the smell is gone by now though
  149. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:46 PM
  150. were there people around you when that happened?
  151. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:47 PM
  152. Yeah but they weren’t stepping in to help and they all moved away gagging after I skunked
  153. People kept their distance the rest of the year. I’m pretty sure that smell didn’t come off for a long time
  154. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:48 PM
  155. Again with the whole distance thing?
  156. WE GET IT WE SMELL BAD BUT WE WONT SPRAY YOU.
  157. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:50 PM
  158. I think that time they just didn’t want to stand near me because I smelled too bad. A couple teachers tried being nice but the would eventually cough and gag a bjt
  159. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:50 PM
  160. They could always use clothes pins or nose plugs
  161. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:51 PM
  162. You know they only help so much though. We stink right through those
  163. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:52 PM
  164. I guess your right
  165. So uhhhh
  166. whatcha wanna talk about now
  167. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:52 PM
  168. Anything really. Like what do you like doing in your free time
  169. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:53 PM
  170. I enjoy doing origami
  171. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:53 PM
  172. Oh cool. The folding paper thing
  173. What’s the coolest thing you’ve made?!?
  174. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:53 PM
  175. a paper crane
  176. im not a pro at origami
  177. but im decent
  178. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:54 PM
  179. That’s so cool
  180. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:55 PM
  181. JUST LOOK AT THIS
  182. I tried that once but couldn’t get it to work
  183. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:55 PM
  184. THIS WAS ONE SHEET OF PAPER NO CUTS
  185. NO GLUE
  186. NO TAPE
  187. JUST FOLDING
  188. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:55 PM
  189. Did you do that!
  190. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:55 PM
  191. no obviously
  192. not
  193. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:55 PM
  194. That’s amazing
  195. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:56 PM
  196. people are that good at origami
  197. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:56 PM
  198. Wow
  199. I like to paint a bit
  200. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:57 PM
  201. ohh thats nice
  202. what sort of stuff have you painted
  203. are you good at it?
  204. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:58 PM
  205. Umm I’m not really good at it. I have painted some self portraits and some figures though
  206. OreoTheSkunkToday at 10:59 PM
  207. have you gotten any compliments on your artwork?
  208. Zephyr SkunkToday at 10:59 PM
  209. From time to time^_^
  210. The trick is skunks are pretty straightforward since they only have two colors really
  211. OreoTheSkunkToday at 11:00 PM
  212. awkward silence
  213. Zephyr SkunkToday at 11:02 PM
  214. Well anyways I should get going soon.parents are cooking dinner and I should get home to set the table. If you’d ever like to come over let me know!
  215. gives you my address once you get close our house is hard to miss
  216. OreoTheSkunkToday at 11:03 PM
  217. alright thank you
  218. hope to see you soon again
  219. Zephyr SkunkToday at 11:03 PM
  220. Bye!
  221. OreoTheSkunkToday at 11:03 PM
  222. Bye!
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