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- >You lead Gilda deeper into the store in your quest to find the girls
- >As it turned out it wasn't too hard
- >You just had to follow the giggles
- >They all seemed to be having a grand time modeling certain clothes for each other
- >Rarity in the meanwhile explained her vision for each outfit
- >They had already attracted a small group of middle aged women
- >You didn't want a repeat of the laundromat though
- >You send Gilda to the front with your gear and ask her to wait for you there
- >Fortunately Twilight was by herself
- "Hey, Twi. A word?"
- >T: "Oh, certainly. What do you need?"
- "I need you gals to hurry it up. Remember what happened last time."
- >T: "I'm sure we won't take too long. Some of these ladies want Rarity to-"
- "No. Move. Now."
- >Twilight looked a bit put off by your bluntness
- >T: "Anon, Rarity is in the middle of-"
- >G: "Didn't you hear him sister. Move it!"
- >You look back surprised that Gilda was still standing there
- >G: "And you, who do you think i am your maid?"
- >Gilda shoved your duffel back into your hands
- >G: "Carry your own junk."
- >Damn it, Gilda
- "Fine. But Twilight we have to go now. I have...plans."
- >T: "What kind of plans?"
- >You tried to think of a bullshit excuse to get your out of here faster
- >Luckily you didn't have to think hard
- >You remember what Toby said earlier in the morning
- "I have to meed with Brad. My landlord. He wants me to give him a ride somewhere."
- >T: "Really?"
- >G: "Yeah, really. I was there when that buttpirate told him so."
- "See I wasn't..."
- >You stop yourself short and try to contain a fit
- >You look back at Gilda with a strained smile
- >G: "What?"
- >That was enough to push you over the edge and chuckle for a bit
- >More amused than anything you dare yourself to ask
- "Gilda, where the hell did you learn that word?"
- >G: "Huh? I read it. Somebody carved it into a desk at that school. Why? What does it mean?"
- "It means a pirate who's trolling for booty."
- >T: "Trolling? For booty?"
- >G: "Oh, man it's nothing cool is it?"
- >You shake your head
- >lol nope
- "It means a faggot. Or queer. Or a homo."
- >T: "Or gay?"
- "Yes Twilight, exactly."
- >You reach over and pat Gilda on the shoulder
- "Good one."
- >As soon as the girls are ready they join you on the way to the register
- >They seemed really chatty along the way
- >Rarity didn't even stop talking when she brought up the shopping cart full of cloth
- >She kept talking about dresses and whatnot until you tapped her on the shoulder
- "So this is all you need?"
- >R: "I'm quite sure anon Now I'll need 8 yards of-
- "Just ring everything up for me will ya?"
- >The cashier nods at you
- >It's the same guy from before
- >R: "A-anon. I don't know what to say. Are you sure you can afford all this?"
- "Don't worry about it. I just don't want to make a second trip, just in case y'know?"
- >Rarity beams at you and hugs you tightly
- >You spy Rainbow out of the corner of your eye but can't make her out
- "Just go back and wait with the girls. We'll be leaving here in a minute."
- >Rarity agrees and lets you go to join the others who had already struck a conversation with a group portly black women
- >Apparently they were volunteers from the local church
- >They should be safe enough
- >Cashier: "Some jacket huh?"
- "Huh? Oh, yeah. Real nice."
- >He smiles at you curtly and eyeballs Gilda
- >You look over and find her standing a bit farther down looking at gold jewelry
- >C: "It looks good on her."
- "Yeah, i guess."
- >C: "No offense, but i think that jacket would've been wasted on you."
- "Dude! Why did you sell it to me then?"
- >C: "Because it's my job. Sorry."
- >You shake your head
- >C: "Hey don't feel bad. We just some new jackets in today too."
- "Let me guess, they're totally awesome and won't make me look like Fonzie off Happy Days?"
- >The cashier offers up a laugh
- >C: "No actually these are motorcycle jackets. Padded armor. If anything they'll make you look like Mel Gibson in Mad Max."
- >He pointed up the wall to the jackets
- >This guy must think you're an absolute idiot
- >Or rich uncle moneybags
- >Or both
- >Your mind wanders to an all Dew offensive by the Cheetoh clan.
- >Personal protection would ensure the safety of the group
- >Damn it
- "Got any in my size?"
- >Once the register rings up your total sum Gilda walks over to you
- >G: "About time. Can we leave now? I don't know how much more i can take of that."
- >She points over at the gaggle of nigger women making all sorts of ancient communication screeches
- >And the girls just egging them on
- >G: "Make sure to turn up the radio extra loud to drown them out."
- >You weren't sure how loud the speakers were in your new ride
- >It would be so much easier if you could just...
- "Hey bud, you wouldn't happen to have anything with headphones back there would you?"
- >C: "Just my ipod."
- >You stare at him and he just stares right back
- "You're waiting to see if i want to buy aren't you?"
- >He slowly nods yes
- >You sigh exuberantly
- "How much do you want? Ya scheming bastard."
- >He peers at the register
- >C: "How much more you got?"
- ---
- >$578 later you're all back in the truck and heading home
- >Thankfully that asshole back there was a big metalhead
- >He loaded the ipod full of whitesnake, iron maiden, slipknot, slayer, and a bunch of other bands he kept listing off the top of his head
- >Gilda just stared eagerly at the mention of each new name
- >Before long you whipped out hundreds from your pocket like kleenex out of a box
- >He told you when to stop
- >Fucking asshole
- >But at least you could change the radio to your own station instead of a Guitar World just to please Gilda
- >Or the news
- >You felt your blood run cold as you dared yourself to listen in on the manslaughter your inadvertently caused
- >But then there wasn't anything to tie you to those idiots drowning right?
- >You take a deep breath and tune the radio
- >The newscaster starts spitting out the news about the weather, sports, local happenings
- >But the drive home was uneventful
- >You pull up to the front of your building and take a moment for yourself while the girls exit
- >Really you just wanted to make sure they wouldn't say anything else about 'that' before they went to commercials
- >G: "Are you getting out or what?"
- >Gilda is staring at you through the passenger window
- >You smile politely
- "Sure, i was just about to get out."
- >??: "Oh, no you weren't."
- >Gilda looks as surprised as you are
- >She turns around and there he is
- >6 feet, 5 inches and 320 lbs of solid muscle
- >Buzzed cut receding blond hair, blue piercing eyes, and scowl that would make a grizzly think twice
- >Your landlord was wearing a wifebeater and dirty gray shorts
- >Beside him was the shit from earlier this morning dressed like a drug dealing thug wannabe
- >Brad takes four bounding steps towards your vehicle and pushes Gilda aside
- >B: "I'm going to let this one slide you sneaky bastard. But only because you're taking me for a ride."
- "Uh, um. O-okay. Where are we going?"
- >T: "To the moors, and step on it."
- >B: "Excuse me. Did i say you could talk?"
- >Tony just stares at the ground
- "What are we going to do way out there?"
- >Brad takes a seat next to you
- >B: "Don't worry about it."
- >Well...fuck.
- ---
- >Twilight and the girls watched as you drove away with a very intimidating man
- >As they did Tony yelled out something and Gilda and he very quickly snapped at him
- >They were too far away to hear exactly what he had said but it sounded threatening all the same
- >T: "Um, let's just go up and wait for him."
- >Gilda stayed still as she watched your truck round the corner and disappear.
- >T: "Gilda? Aren't you coming?"
- >Gilda continued standing still as she let the music fade away
- >T: "Gilda?"
- >Gilda is snapped out of her trance by Twilight's annoying voice
- >G: "What do you want dork?"
- >Twilight was a taken off guard
- >T: "We should really just wait for him to come back. Hopefully we'll be able to think of a way to explain our, uh, 'situation', a little better in the meanwhile."
- >G: "Pfft. You can do that by yourself egghead. I'm going for a walk."
- >T: "But..."
- >G: "Relax ya goof. I can find my way around here. Remember i can actually read the streets here, unlike you."
- >T: "Well, i suppose. But i really think you should stay with us."
- >G: "Listen unicorn, let me put this in a way you can understand. You're annoying!"
- >Twilight didn't like that
- >G: "If you all could shut up for more than 3 seconds i might consider staying here. But yesterday it felt like my head was going to explode just listening to you all. Thank Guto for Anon's loud snoring putting a stop to your little party."
- >T: "Well fine, if you're going to be that way then leave. I just hope you remember where Anon's apartment is."
- >Gilda pointed down the street
- >G: "You see those street signs? That's the corner of Idon't st. and Givafuck ave. I think i can remember that. In case you ever get a backbone maybe you should too, it's like we're going anywhere. You should step out once in a while too."
- >Gilda tucked the ipod into her waistband and waved her off
- >G: "Later losers."
- >The gang watched as Gilda walked down the same street you disappeared into
- >Rainbow Dash just shook her head and opened the door
- >RD: "C'mon, if she wants to get lost in this city let her."
- >FS: "But Rainbow...
- >RD: "But nothing, now let's go. Rarity's got dresses to make doesn't she?"
- >R: "Well, yes, or at least i would."
- >T: "What do you mean?"
- >R: "It's just that all the material i had was still in the truck when, 'they', came. And i was just so nervous i suppose i forgot them."
- >RD: "Uuugh!"
- >Rainbow Dash opened the door and went inside
- >T: "Oh. Then i suppose now we really do have to wait for Anon to get back."
- >R: "Indeed. Oh but i suppose i could use this time to build up my energy and creativity. What say we watch another thrilling episode of Downton Abbey? Those period clothes are so inspiring."
- >Twilight took one last look at Gilda down the street before turning around
- >T: "Alright, let's do it. Maybe we could also check out that Dr. Who series, it seems really educational."
- ---
- >Don't shit your pants
- >Don't shit your pants
- >Don't shit your pants
- >You were sitting as straight in your seat as possible
- >You're ass was so clenched up you could crush coal into diamonds
- >You just reached the city limits and kept a level speed limit
- >Because Brad told you to
- >He said he didn't want a cop to show up and give you to get a speeding ticket
- >At first you thought he was just being nice
- >But then you remembered the meth dealer in the back and decided he was just being careful
- >The ride was silent
- >B: "Do you mind if i smoke in here?"
- >Gah!
- "N-no. Go ahead..."
- >Brad lights up a cigarette and takes a puff
- >B: "Do you have a phone?"
- >Instantly you dig through your pocket and hand him the sperg's phone
- >B: "I just need to make a call."
- "Yeah. Sure."
- >You try not to listen to the conversation but what else can you do?
- >B: "Hi it's Brad. No. Just tell him to have my fucking money, i waited long enough. Then i'll break his fucking jaw how about that?"
- >"God, please don't let me forget my rent."
- >B: "Alright. I don't care, i'm going to see someone. Never mind who. Because i said so you little fuckwit."
- >Brad hangs up the phone and hands it back to you without another word
- >You just hold it in your lap in case he needs it again
- >B: "In about another five miles there's going to be a dirt road to the right. Take it."
- "Ok."
- >Five miles?
- >It was nearly 8 now, how long before you could get home?
- >Wait a dirt road?
- >...
- >Please don't shit your pants
- ---
- >Back home Gilda was just getting bored of her walk.
- >She checked the clock on the ipod
- >8:45
- >She turned around and reset the playlist
- >G: "Alright, it was the corner of Idon't and Givafuck. Where am i now?"
- >Gilda searched around for a street sign to read
- >All she found was graffiti on old brick and mortar walls that read 'Riva City Mafia'
- >Under it was another tagline that read 'Tru Niggaz'
- >At least that's what she thought the monkey scribble said
- >Either way she just had to walk a couple of blocks and turn left at the pawn shop
- >Gilda didn't notice the shadows creeping behind her
- ---
- >This far out in the country everything was pitch black
- >The only thing you could see in front of you was the dirt road
- >Sometimes a little further ahead when the car went over a bump
- >Still there was nothing else around you for miles
- >Once in a while the moon would peek out from behind the clouds
- >You would get a good look at the empty fields around you and then were plunged back into darkness
- >Brad was sitting calmly beside you staring straight ahead
- >Tony was busying himself with his cell phone
- >You couldn't do anything but drive
- >B: "When?"
- >You gulped, figuring he was talking about the girls
- >T: "He said he's five minutes out."
- >B: "Good. You can pull over here."
- >Pull over?
- >There wasn't anything but a ditch on either side
- >Still you didn't want to disobey him and pulled off the main road as much as you could without going over
- >B: "Keep the lights on."
- >You keep them on as you twist the keys in the ignition
- >You put both hands on the wheel and keep them there as Brad lights up another cigarette
- >T: "Hey what's the word on that honey you had this morning?"
- >You keep quiet
- >T: "Asshole, i'm talking to you."
- >Tony slaps you offside the head and your landlord jumps in
- >B: "Leave him alone. He'll get his in a minute."
- >He took on a drag on his cigarette and flicked the ashes outside your window
- >You watch the lcd clock on your dash count up by one
- >4 minutes left
- >T: "Hey what's all this crap back here?"
- >Tony starts digging through Rarity's bags
- >T: "What are you a seamstress?"
- >B: "Now why would you ask a stupid question like that?"
- >Tony came up with a spool of cloth
- >T: "He's got like 10 of these things back here. And look!.."
- >Tony ducked back for more
- >T: "He's got some sashes, and that see through stuff, shoes"
- >He kept going on
- >B: "Well? Is this going to be the reason why you're goin to be late on the rent this month?"
- >Shit
- "No, all that stuff belongs to,um, one of the girls. She wanted to use this stuff to make dresses for the dance coming up."
- >B: "Oh?"
- "Yeah, but don't worry about the rent i got it covered."
- >T: "Relax i already told him about all the dough you got."
- "Huh?"
- >B: "That's right. I know about that car you stole and that troll you're keeping in my basement."
- >The words escape you as he looks straight into your soul
- >A shiver goes down your spine as you reply in a small voice
- "you know about that?"
- >B: "Of course i do. Nobody uses that elevator anymore."
- >So many questions pop into your head
- >How did he know?
- >Did he hear the elevator?
- >Did Tony tell him?
- >Oh God is he going to call the cops?'
- >Is he going to beat you?
- >B: "I know what you did and when. I was in the apartment with Tony and i heard the gears turning. Tony told me what you did after he saw you, and don't worry i won't call the cops."
- >That was pretty concise, except for one thing
- >B: "You know i should beat the crap out of you for thinking you could pull off that shit on my property."
- >You lean away subconsciously
- >B: "But don't worry, I won't. You're lucky i needed this ride today."
- >You see a pair of lights appear behind you in the rear view
- >B: "I'm doing you a big favor here boy, and now you're doing one for me."
- "What do you mean?"
- >B: "What i mean is, I'll keep my mouth shut if you keep yours shut."
- >Tony found Gilda's old jacket stuffed into one of the folds in the seat
- >He pulled out the brown thing and looked it over
- >You look back in time to see the lights come to a stop some ten feet behind you
- >And to see Tony sniffing it
- >T: "Her name's Gilda isn't it?"
- >You look over you shoulder surprised
- >T: "Yeah that's right i know her name."
- >B: "Gilda? Which one is that one? I counted at least 7 outside MY building."
- >T: "The one with white hair. How old is that bitch like 90?"
- >B: "Excuse me?"
- >Tony got a look of terror on his face
- >B: "Did i just hear you disrespecting a young lady in front of me?"
- >Tony shook his head
- >B: "I better not have because i will kick your ass. You respect women around me."
- >Tony seemed sorry, it was the only word you could think of
- >B: "Put that jacket down creep and get ready. And you-"
- >He poked you in the chest with big meaty finger
- >B: "Don't fight back."
- >Did you just hear that right?
- >Fight back? What the hell was he talking about?
- >The car opened its two front doors and two identical figures stepped out
- >The approached your truck confidently and just strolled right up to you
- >They both opened the doors at the same time
- >But where Brad was allowed to step out you were forcefully dragged out of the vehicle and dropped onto the dusty ground
- >You're manhandled and thrown against the hood of your car
- >Surprisingly your brain is working enough to remember Brad's advice and don't fight back
- >The guy holds you down by the neck
- >He squeezes hard as his hands go all over your body
- >Even the areas you wish he didn't
- >After the patdown he throws you against the car door and starts going through your pockets
- >He pulls out your knife, phone, keys, and your stuffed wallet
- >Putting everything on the hood he comes back and pats you down again
- >??: Don't move kid."
- >You do as he says and stand still
- >Across from you Tony is also getting searched, albeit more gently
- >Brad is just looking at you, a sadistic smile spread across his face
- >You hear another door open and turn to see someone else stepping out of the car
- >You can't see very good in the near darkness but are positive he's wearing a hat
- >Soon he steps in front of the vehicle accompanied by two more 'gentleman'
- >All three are silhouetted by the headlights, one carries a cane
- >Brad walks forward and takes his hand to his forehead as he kneels slightly
- >The two begin to talk in hushed voices
- >T: "Hey, anon? How do you like Thomas?"
- >You try to look behind you but the man grabs your skull, slams it against the window pane and holds it there
- >You hear Tony cracking up on the other side
- >He soon stops after the other guard slaps him
- >??: "Shut the fuck up."
- >Through your half closed eyes you can see the Brad and the man turn back to their conversation
- >They must not like being interrupted
- >You start to breathe slower and quieter
- >You feel a lump in your throat and swallow to try and make it go away
- >Tony psst's you and whispers
- >T: "You scared yet?"
- >You can't move, and you don't try to
- >T: "Hey, Thomas. Thomas. Did he shit his pants yet?"
- >He chuckles quietly
- >You keep still
- >Thomas: "No. He's actually pretty calm, not like your first time pussy."
- >You feel the pressure increase slightly on your head as he leaned in to your ear
- >Th: "He actually pissed himself his first time."
- >You're pretty much scared stiff but offer up a small choking laugh
- >Thomas laughs too, but you're not sure if he's laughing with you
- >T: "You assholes pulled a gun on me."
- >??: "Only cause you were acting like you were hot shit."
- >Thomas chuckles a little louder this time
- >The man in the hat looks over at the two of you and points
- >Brad follows
- >B: "Oh, he's one of my tenants. He'll keep his mouth shut if he knows what's good for him."
- >The man beckons with his hand
- >Thomas rustles you again
- >The two of you take a few awkward steps forward before he drops you on your knees
- >The soft dirt cushions your fall but that's the least of your concerns
- >??: "What's your name boy?"
- >You look up feeling slightly nauseated by the pressure in your head
- "Anon ymous."
- >The man looks at you curiously
- >Up close you see he is wearing a stark white business suit complete with hat
- >His cane is dark red with a lighter tone as it reached the handle
- >??: "Tell me boy. Why are you here?"
- >You try to think fast and hard
- >You didn't want to say anything funny and get a gun drawn on you like Tony
- >But what if he wanted you to say something funny so he could laugh at your misfortune
- >The old man taps his cane once and you realize you have to answer NOW
- "Brad. Brad told me to bring him here."
- >??: "Why?"
- "Because i brought home girls i wasn't supposed to, because they were from out of town and had nowhere to stay, because their not really supposed to be here."
- >That was as close to the truth as you wanted to get, hopefully it was enough
- "And also there was a fat bastard who tried to break into my apartment to get the girls so i hit him with a baseball bat and locked him up in the basement without permission and i was afraid if i didn't bring him here he would call the cops on me."
- >You keep quiet and stare at the ground, watching the cane
- >After a few seconds you see it twist a quarter of an inch
- >Your heart pounded even faster
- >??: "No, boy. You don't belong here. With these people, with him."
- >You assume he pointed at Brad
- >??: "You're nothing like that other hoodlum either. You're not one of us."
- "Um?"
- >??: "So, I'll ask one more time. Why are you here?"
- >You figure he's referring to your position in life
- >Why were you here?
- >Thinking back only brings back painful memories
- "I left home, a couple years back."
- >??: "So you're a runaway?"
- "I never said i ran away, I said I left."
- >B: "Shut up."
- >??: "No, it's fine."
- >The cane digs further into the ground as he bends his knee
- >You look up at meet his eyes
- >??: "You're never going home are you?"
- >Memories of 'home' flood back to you and you feel your gaze stiffen
- >You take a breath and shake your head
- >The old man nods and only now do you realize you're looking at his face
- >He seemed just like any other old man, wrinkles, gray hair, some unintentional whiskers here and there
- >But most of all he seemed plain old friendly
- >There wasn't a hint of malice spread across his face as he looked at you
- >He stretches out his hand for you to grab
- >??: "Help an old man to his feet."
- >Brad stoops beside him and tries to pull him up
- >??: "Not you."
- >The old man spoke coolly as he warned off your landlord
- >He nods at you again and you come up off your hands
- >You look at his liver spotted old hand wrapped poking out of his stark white sleeve then to your dirty hands
- >Wiping your hands on your pants you wrap your arm around his and help him up
- >??: "You're stronger than you look son."
- "Um, i used to work in a factory. Nothing too heavy though."
- >The old man squeezes your arm muscle
- >??: "The best way to build muscle, hard work."
- >You couldn't disagree, and too were afraid to anyways
- >??: "What was your name again?"
- >You look to Brad briefly
- >He remains tight lipped
- >Figuring this meant he was currently talking to you, you have no choice but to answer
- "Anon ymous, sir."
- >The old man nods in approval of your name before he takes his turn
- >??: "Nice to meet you Anon, my name is Malcolm Sebastian the third. But friends call me Mickey."
- >Guard: "Boss?"
- >MS: "It's fine. We can trust him. Right?'
- "Yeah. Yeah, totally. Brad just...promised to buy me burgers tonight."
- >B: "Brad did what?"
- >Mickey laughs at the two of you
- >You share a smile with him
- ---
- [Meanwhile back in Anonville]
- >Gilda is still walking around the city's underbelly
- >Forms seemingly appearing out of nowhere begin to cross her path and even provide rude stares
- >Large and increasingly ridiculous looking vehicles continue to pour out into the streets around her
- >Gilda is at once at awe and in fear of the growing nigger population around her
- >She's not completely alone however, amid the sea of darkness she spots pale faces glowing orange under the street lamps
- >They don't seem any friendlier however, and some offer lewd remarks as she passes by
- >Gilda turns up the volume to maximum to drown them all out but can do little against the heavy bass coming from the streets
- >Spotting a corner store covered in iron bars she makes for it in hopes of finding reprieve
- >The little bell clinks above her as she enters the small korean shop
- >A voice comes up behind a pane of bulletproof glass
- >Shopkeep: "What you want? You no steal! I remember your face!"
- >G: "Can it rabbit face, i'm not stealing from you."
- >S: "Oh, you no steal?"
- >The shopkeeper leans over, abandoning his B&W tv set for a moment
- >S: "Aha. I knew it. You no steal, you no black."
- >G: "Black? Of course not, do i look like a nigger?"
- >The shopkeeper hurriedly shushes her
- >S: "What are you stupid? You no say that in front of them. They kill pretty white girl like you for that."
- >G: "They would?"
- >S: "Of course they would! They no like that word said by us non-blacks. They hate all not black people."
- >Gilda looks out the store front window
- >It was like plague outside as they herded around each other and followed women
- >Several of them had even broken out in a sort of primitive song and dance number across the street
- >S: "You no go back outside. Too dangerous."
- >G: "Then what the heck am i supposed to do?"
- >S: "You stay here, wait for next bus. Bus safer than walking."
- >A cacophony of foreign words suddenly filled the air as a back door burst open
- >Three aging asian women stepped over each other yelling who knows what
- >The shopkeeper joined in the fray and Gilda turned her attention elsewhere
- >Anon had let her take the change from the sale earlier "just in case"
- >Well the case was just here
- >Gilda walked to the back of the store taking in the sight of all the strange new snack foods these people had stocked
- >some of these things had strange names she could barely read, others had moonspeak written all over them
- >Gilda made her way to the slurpee machine in the back
- >G: "Coca-Cola? Hawaiian Punch? Raspberry Fanta? Mountain Dew? What the hell are these even supposed to be?"
- >Gilda looked over her shoulder at the bickering Koreans and decided to try them all
- >She'd start with the Coke
- >Outside three little nigglets began bunching up around the windows
- >Spying the commotion inside they see their chance for mischief
- >Squeezing through the door they manage to keep the bell from ringing and immediately set to work
- >The little urchins start picking the ripest fruits quickly and quietly
- >Slowly making their way to the back of the store they stuff their pants with their ill gotten gains to raid the fridges next
- >One little nigger boy makes the mistake of reaching too high up on the shelf and lets a glass bottle fall
- >The shattering gets everyone's attention
- >Gilda is as surprised as the Koreans when they realize they weren't alone anymore
- >S: "Aah-ya! You get out of my store!"
- >The niggers scramble and start grabbing everything they can on the way out
- >Nig1: "Chingy chingy chong, what took you so long?!"
- >Nig2: "Ricey, ricey, ricey, no one rike rice cake!"
- >Nig3: "Gimme that slushee white bitch!"
- >The third little nigger reached for the wrong girls suicide slushee
- >Gilda catches the little fucker's arm before he could take off
- >G: "Come here you little twerp!"
- >Nig3: "Let go o' me hoe!"
- >G: "Let go of my cup!"
- >Nig2: "Knock that bitch out Tyrone!"
- >Tyrone drops his bag of skittles and turns around
- >Using his tiny fist he catches Gilda right on the nose
- >Gilda lets go of him when he does and he bolts for the door
- >Touching her nose she spots a little speck of blood
- >Now more than a little pissed off Gilda runs after them
- >Before she can step over the threshold though the shopkeeper and his wife are pulling her back in
- >G: "Let go of me damn it! I'm gonna pulverize that little weasel!"
- >She keeps pulling away from them before the sister steps in to help reel her in
- >Nig1: "He caught that bitch! He caught that bitch! He's a gangsta! HES A GANGSTA!!!"
- >The little fuckfaces keep laughing as they run while the other niggers look at the shop
- >S: "You no go outside. Come back een. Mama help."
- >The three of them finally manage to get the writhing, burning teenager back inside the store before locking the door
- >The shopkeeper stands in front of her
- >S: "You no go! You stay! More niggers hit you next then worse happen to you."
- >Gilda shakes off the two older women
- >G: "I coulda taken them. And what do you mean by worse?"
- >The shopkeeper shakes his head
- >S: "You no watch news. It on all the time. Nigger get together and hit women together, no honor."
- >Gilda's taken back to the day before when you warned her how they hit women too
- >Then she touches her sore nose again. It was true
- >S: "They learn young, steal, run, hide. They grow up it all fight, drugs, and guns."
- >G: "Guns?"
- >The shopkeeper points his finger at her and lifts his thumb
- >S: "Pow. Pow. When chinese invent powder they not intend for guns"
- >His wife spoke next
- >SWife: "They use gun for everything. Monkeys too stupid for talk!"
- >S: "It true, they no even fight like man. You stay for now. Mama make dinner, you eat. Then Ping-pong and Chi-chis take you to dojo."
- >G: "Dinner? Wait, you guys have a dojo?"
- >PP: "We teach kids Muay-Thai. You learn too, come!"
- >Ping Pong tugs at her arm
- >G: "Whoa, hang on a second."
- >S: "You come, i close shop. Mama make Mauentang and Bo-ssam."
- >G: "What the heck is that?"
- >S: "Uhh, oh spicy fish soup and pork."
- >Gilda felt like questioning him but stopped as soon as the aroma wafted down from their upstairs apartment.
- >G: "Well, since your offering..."
- ---
- [Back at the apartment]
- >While Rarity was taking measurements to prepare for her dresses, Pinkie was in the kitchen mixing cake batter
- >Twilight and Spike were sitting on the couch after once again transferring your tv from one room to the other
- >Twilight was busying herself with an endless stream of documentaries
- >S: "Pinkie please, my head is killing me."
- >TS: "Well let that be a lesson for you Spike. Don't drink things you find under somepony else's bed."
- >S: "But it tasted so good. And it made me feel good."
- >TS: "And how do you feel now?"
- >Spike covered his eyes with his paws
- >S: "Terrible."
- >Pinkie dropped another spoon in the sink with a nice loud clang
- >S: "Pinkie! OW! please stop..."
- >P: "Aw sorry Spikey, but Twilight said it was for your own good."
- >Spike turned around and buried his head in the cushions
- >Lyra was in the bathroom throwing up
- >She had practically been glued to it the whole day
- >Cheap wine didn't seem to agree to pony anatomy
- >L: "Oh, sweet Celestia. If i make it through this i promise i won't ever touch another cup of cider in my life."
- >Lyra backed away from the toilet and turned on the faucet
- >T: "How are you holding up?"
- >L: "Twilight, how do i know if i'm dying?"
- >T: "Usually you don't see it coming. So since you're in a lot of pain I'd say you have a 50/50 chance."
- >Lyra moaned and washed her face
- >L: "Isn't there some kind of spell you can cast to make me feel better? C'mon you're miss smartypants."
- >Twilight took offense but didn't take it seriously
- >T: "Well, if human bathrooms are anything like the ours there should some medicine up there shouldn't it?"
- >Lyra's horn glowed weakly and the cabinet slowly came loose
- >Inside were a few q-tips, some old razors, rubbing alcohol, a can of much used pimple cream, pomade, and pepto bismol
- >L: "Will any of these help?"
- >Twilight walked over and read the labels
- >T: "Hmm, used to alleviate the symptoms of nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diahrrea."
- >Lyra's face lit up
- >L: "Yes, that. All of that. Give it to me."
- >T: "Alright let me just go get a spoon from the kitchen."
- >Lyra watched Twilight step out and looked at the toilet
- >'It was a fun ride. NOT.'
- >When Twilight came back she opened the bottle to Lyra's delight
- >T: "Alright no more than two doses."
- >Twilight poured the pink liquid onto the spoon and leaned down to Lyra's eye level
- >L: "Why is it pink? Why is it so thick? Why does it smell like..."
- >Lyra couldn't finish, she needed one more lift for old time's sake
- Now back to Gilda
- >After a great dinner and a scolding by Mama after Gilda reached for seconds the shopkeeper led her down to his dojo and commenced training
- >S: "Oh, yeah run dojo out back. We real close to little Thailand, that's where i met love of my life Chi chis."
- >Chichis: "He so shy when we first met at twerth annual mixed martial arts tournament. He no can even look me in eye."
- >S: "Yeah cause you make it so black it blue. Still hurts when i touch in right place."
- >Ping Pong took Gilda to the center mat
- >PP: "Chichis teach me Muay Thai, and i already know Kung-fu. You no can hurt me old lady."
- >G: "Hey i'm younger than you!"
- >PP: "Maybe, but you have white hair like old maid."
- >Gilda became so enraged she actually tried to punch her as hard as she could
- >Ping pong side stepped her and guided her body through a dizzying flip onto the mat
- >G: "Oof!"
- >PP: "See, you no can even touch me."
- >G: "Stay still for a second and I'll show you."
- >PP: "Okay, i stand right here! Do your worst Halmoni. Halmoni Korean for grandma if you too stupid to know."
- >Gilda again became infuriated and took a swing at her
- >As promised Ping pong didn't move from her spot and still dodged her
- >Not the least bit discouraged Gilda kept up her attack at the smiling chink standing in front of her, all to no avail
- >Finally growing tired of throwing punches Gilda decided to tackle her to the ground and teach her some manners
- >After the last shot had been dodged Gilda lowered her body and threw herself at Ping pong
- >Gilda pressed forward with all her might and lifted Ping pong as hard as she could
- >But nothing happened
- >G: "What the hell?"
- >Gilda tried again to take her down but asian racist stereotype #1000000003 refused to budge
- >PP: "How sad you no have leverage."
- >Gilda dared to look up
- >PP: "No leverage, no hold. Watch me now."
- >A moment later Gilda ended up on her back with the wind knocked out of her
- >She honestly couldn't figure out what had happened
- >S: "You see, Chichis teach ping pong good. Now Pingpong teach you."
- >Gilda livened up
- >G: "You're serious? You can teach me to do...That"
- >PP: "It no 'that'. It kung fu, i no teach you Muay Thai yet. You need all good bones for that, not broken ones."
- >G: "Awesome! When do we start! Can you teach me how to break through a 2x4?"
- >S: "No, no. First thing first, you thank Mama for her cooking."
- >G: "Ok, thanks lady!"
- >Ping pong immediately whacked Gilda with a bamboo stalk
- >G: "Yeowch!"
- >PP: "Not like that, you thank her properly."
- >G: "How do i do that?"
- >PP: "Bow, bow. Like this."
- >Ping pong showed her how to bow to grandma cook
- >When Gilda attempted it she cracked her again and forced her to bow lower.
- >G: "Uh, thank you Mama. The meal was delicious."
- >Mama: "Girl, stand straight up. We're from New York not Asia."
- And finally back to you
- >Thomas took you by the arm when the old man was done talking to you
- >He wasn't as rough as before though, he was really only tugging hard
- >When you got back to your car he let you sit against the hood to get your things together
- >Th: "Where'd you get that money?"
- "Oh, uh, sold my car...and someone else's."
- >Thomas laughed
- >Th: "You boosted it?"
- >T: "Fuck no. It was that sperg's we got in the basement."
- >Th: "I wasn't talking to you short round."
- >T: "Hey do i look like a chink to you?"
- >Th: "Maybe. Let me get Ronnie he's the leading expert."
- >??: "Yeah, he's off his meds right now too. You might actually convince him."
- >The other man shook Tony's shoulder before laughing
- >Th: "Don't worry Anon, if he comes out of that car just make sure to try and make your eyes as round as possible."
- "Heh, yeah ok. Um, what's wrong with him? Is he like a Vietnam Vet?"
- >Th: "Korea and 'Nam. Got drafted twice. Lucky son of a bitch didn't even have to pass the physical."
- "Damn, that sucks."
- >Thomas said nothing but lit a cigarette
- >Brad called out and the two musclemen backed away as he came walking back
- >B: "Ok, time to go."
- >You couldn't be more relieved
- >Packing everything back into your pockets you single out the keys
- >You look back at the car and see them opening the door for the old man
- >He too decides to look at you
- >Pausing at the door raises his hand and waves goodbye
- >The doors on the other side slammed closed as Brad and Tony get in
- >A glance to your interior confirms this
- >Your eyes go back to the old still waving at you
- >Awkwardly you pick your hand up from your side and open your palm to give him a quick wave back
- >As soon as you do he dips inside his vehicle
- >Did he smile? You couldn't see through the darkness
- >What you did manage to see however was a lighter flick on in the driver's seat
- >A third man took a long drag lighting up his eyes in a dim red glow
- >You swallow hard and shuffle into your seat
- >Before you can start your car Brad speaks up
- >B: "Let them go first."
- >Taking the key away from the ignition you sit back and stare straight ahead
- >The car sped past you a moment later
- >B: "Let's just wait another five minutes."
- "Okay. But, um, can i at least start the radio? I don't want to get bored."
- >Brad nods his head and you do as you please
- >Truth be told you just didn't want to be dragged into a conversation, the radio would provide a nice buffer
- >T: "Hey anon."
- >Damn it Tony
- "Yeah?"
- >T: "You sure all this froo froo crap ain't for you? Huh?"
- "It's not."
- >T: "Nah, nah come on. You can tell us the truth. You like to feel pretty don't ya?"
- "Tony just shut the hell up."
- >Tony shuts up but not for long
- >He rummages through the bags and comes back a second later
- >You feel his fingers on your ear
- >T: "Hey Brad, he looks like he can pull these off don't he?"
- >You swipe his hand away and hear a little jingle
- >Looking back you see he's holding an earring
- >B: "No, he doesn't."
- >Oh, great now the big giant bear man is in on it
- >B: "But i could sure use them."
- >Brad picks them off of him
- >B: "You don't mind do you?"
- "Uh, no no, go right ahead."
- >B: "Didn't you say something about a dance? And about a girl making dresses?"
- "Yeah, um, one of the girls...uh...got excited and asked to go shhhopping."
- >You didn't want to just say it to his face
- >B: "And i'm assuming this belongs to her?"
- "Yeah."
- >B: "And so do the contents of the rest of these bags."
- "Yeah."
- >Brad grunts his approval, then turns back to Tony
- >B: "So then why the fuck are you going through a school girls bags?"
- >T: "What? No, he's the one that-
- >B: "I don't give a fuck about 'him' I'm asking you. Why are you going through a girl's bags?"
- >T: "Wh- Come on it's funny."
- >B: "Is it? 'Cause i'm not laughing."
- >Tony stays quiet
- >B: "And he's not laughing. So who is it funny for?"
- >Tony looks at the floor and shakes his head
- >B: "Tony, how many times do i have to tell you to be nicer to people? Someday you might need some help, and you're going to want someone who does something besides laugh at you."
- >Tony nodded his head
- >B: "I can't stay mad at you when you're like this. Did you learn your lesson sweetheart?"
- >SWEETHEART!?
- >T: "Yes, daddy."
- >DADDY!?
- >B: "Hey. Look at me."
- >Tony looks at Brad
- >Please God let them be blood relatives
- >No.
- >Brad leans in and plants a kiss right on Tony's lips and they separate with a little wet smack
- >You turn ass back to the front of the car and grip the steering wheel as hard as you can
- >B: "Okay, just sit back down and be a good little boy, we're about to leave."
- >T: "Okay. Can we get a burger on the way back? I'm hungry."
- >B: "Oh we sure can. Apparently I'm buying. Isn't that right Anon?"
- >You cringe at the sound of your name
- "Uuuhhh, y-you know what? Um. How about, um, i pay? Does that sound good?"
- >B: "My how generous of you Anon, proceed."
- >You slide the key into the ignition and could not have turned it faster
- Back to Gilda
- >S: "Hana! Dul! Ses! Nes! Hana! Dul! Ses! Nes!"
- >Gilda was practicing her kicks with Ping Pong aiding her
- >Two low kicks, followed by a strong forward kick, and lastly a spinning kick
- >Ping Pong held a soft foam board for her and switched stances accordingly
- >The had already covered several basic holds and arm breakers, Gilda excelled at those thanks to her Griffon strength
- >Her only weakness were her kicks, she wasn't used to using them much back home
- >And though she was improving her spinning kick still wasn't high enough to reach someone's head
- >S: "Nes! Nes! NES! Girda why you no kick higher?"
- >G: "I'm kicking as high as i can!"
- >S: "No, you kick higher! You no have balls! Nothing holding you back!"
- >G: "What!?"
- >S: "Again! Higher! NES!"
- >Gilda kept spinning and kicking until she was too tired to do either
- >Several dozen kicks later her knees finally buckled from exhaustion
- >PP: "Okay, i think that good for first day!"
- >S: "(incoherent ching chong chatter)
- >PP: "(talks back louder). Okay, you can go home now. Come back tomorrow for more."
- >S: "Ok, go. But you come back tomorrow 2 pm sharp. And bring 50 dorrar."
- >G: "Fifty dorrar?"
- >S: "I no run dojo out back room for free, you bring 50 dorrar. I already give pretty good discount."
- >G: "Sure. Okay, i'll bring you 50 dorrar."
- >Gilda had no idea what a dorrar was, but she knew what a dollar was. She'd just bring 50 of those
- >Provided you gave them to her before she beat the crap out of you
- >S: "Good, Ping Pong teach you well. Next bus due in six minutes, you get going now. It no safe to wait for bus longer than 5 minute."
- >Gilda looked at her ipod
- 11:24
- >G: "Whoa, it's really late. How long were we training?"
- >PP: "Who can tell? Time really fry in dojo."
- >G: "Oh, crap."
- >S: "Girda, bus stop just down street. Littre Thairand just three block away. Nigger try bother you, run that way."
- >G: "Got it."
- >Gilda pulled her jacket on and was just about to leave when she looked back
- >G: "Hey, what's your name anyway?"
- >S: "Oh, my name Tojo."
- ---
- >Gilda stepped out into the cool night air and was immediately assaulted with the smells of a back alley chinese restaurant
- >Tojo thought it would be best if the niggers out front didn't see her stepping out of their closed shop
- >They usually kept to the streets if they weren't dealing or fucking
- >Gilda rushed out of the alley and turned left to the stop
- >As she walked along the sidewalk she could feel eyes following her every step of the way
- >She stuck out like a sore thumb with her fair skin and pale blond hair
- >But there was something else about her, the reason they didn't go near her either
- >Her golden eyes seemed to glow in the dark, or at least under the orange street lamps
- >Finally reaching the stop she turned and leaned against the post in an effort to look unintimidated
- >Doing some quick math in her head though she desperately tried to figure out how much time she had to wait
- >It took maybe a minute to get out of the dojo, and two minutes to get to the stop
- >G: "Three minutes. Doesn't seem so bad."
- >Gilda reached into her pocket to pull out the ipod but then remembered how much money you shelled out for it
- >Taking a quick look around she figured these nigger things would probably try to attack her and steal it
- >All around her niggers were smoking, showing off their cars or just milling around in front of their house
- >More than once they looked her way
- >Gilda was hoping they were just looking behind her at something interesting
- >But really all that was behind her was an empty lot with a pillar supporting the overhead highway
- >??: "What we got here Marcus my old friend?"
- >Mr: "It appears a lil bird done lost her way."
- >Gilda turned around and found two hilariously dressed niggers wearing near neon colored leisure suits
- >Their hats were feathered and crooked, their teeth golden, and they each carried gold topped canes with black shafts
- >Mr: "Tiberius i think we just stepped into a golden opportunity
- >T: "Mm-mm-mm. I do think you right. Such potential!"
- >Gilda watched them look her up and down, undressing her with their eyes
- >Gilda was about to shout NIGGERS but was told better
- >G: "Hey!..Assfaces, beat it!"
- >That's good Gilda just stick general insults
- >T: "Looky here, this pussy's got claws."
- >Mr: "Sure hope she don't scratch my back, least not too much."
- >T: "Nuff bout you man, think about the customers."
- >Tiberius gave Marcus a friendly tap on his shoulder with his cane
- >Mr: "Guess you right. Can't make money off a white girl keepin er to myself."
- >T: "Come on lil girl, i can feed ya."
- >G: "I feed myself just fine shit for brains. I don't need some creepy old buzzard like you."
- >T: "Oh!"
- >Tiberius recoiled as if the insult hurt him physically and Marcus had to catch him
- >Mr: "Oh, ain't no ho talk to me like that 'fo. They all call me Big Daddy Slim."
- >G: "Why cause you're so old and skinny?"
- >Tiberius recovered and dusted himself off
- >T: "Marcus do you hear this bitch?"
- >Mr: "I hear her."
- >T: "Do you believe her?"
- >Mr: "I do not."
- >T: "Lookit here lil girl. I am the Mac Daddy of the Bottoms, okay? Nobody says no to me."
- >G: "Oh, you should've said that. What was it you wanted to ask me?"
- >Tiberius grinned
- >T: "I wadn't asking nothing. You're coming with me so i can trick you out all over this city."
- >G: "Oh, really? In that case the answer is no you Cock sucking faggot bitch."
- >T: "Ooh, hell naw."
- >Tiberius lost his cool and started waving his arms around practically yelling "Now you fucked up" over and over again
- >Mr: "Oh damn bitch! Why'd you make him mad. Now he won't shut the fuck up."
- >T: "Marcus, hold my hat. I'm bout to the shit outta this bitch."
- >Whoa was all Gilda could think about
- >If it wasn't true before, it was true now
- >That little bastard back at the convenience store she could understand
- >But this grown ass man?
- >No way was she going to let this fly
- >Gilda let a sly smile slip onto her face, this nigger had no idea what was about to hit him
- >T: "Alright bitch you asked for it."
- >Tiberius raised his cane and stepped forward ready to smack her in the face
- >Gilda saw his attack coming a mile away
- >She sidestepped him dodging the cane then grabbed him by the collar and brought him down with a knee to the chest
- >Tiberius crumpled to the floor dropping his pimp cane
- >Mr: "Oh damn! Ti! Ti you alright!? Bitch what did you do?"
- >G: "What's it look like to you?"
- >Tiberius was still wheezing when he reached up for Marcus
- >T: "Cuuuutt thisss bitch."
- >Marcus nodded and pulled out a switchblade from his pants pocket
- >Gilda saw the blade and switched to her fighting stance holding her strong hand beside her
- >Marcus tried to swipe at her but she caught his hand and twisted the wrist
- >Screaming in pain the second pimp dropped his knife
- >Gilda didn't wait any longer and punched him in his neck dropping him instantly
- >She heard laughter behind her and turned to see a nearby group of niggers pointing and laughing
- >Just then the bus pulled up
- >She looked back down at the two defeated pimps and scoffed
- >G: "How does it feel getting beaten by a girl?"
- >The doors parted and Gilda hopped on board
- >She was met with rotund black female bus driver
- >Bus driver: "You did that?"
- >G: "Damn right. Those bastards wanted a fight. So i gave them one."
- >BD: "Haha! Yea you did girl!"
- >The bus driver raised her hand to give her a high five
- >Gilda didn't see the harm and high fived her
- >BD: "Them two been runnin they mouths so much they finally got what they deserve. A ass whoopin! Haha!"
- >Gilda tried to fish out some change for the bus like Tojo told her
- >BD: "Nuh-uh girl, you ridin for free tonight."
- >G: "Thanks sis."
- >BD: "Go on sit down, tell me all about it."
- ---
- Back to you
- >You guys didn't hit up the first burger joint you saw when you made it back
- >Instead Brad told you about this other spot where he knew the manager
- >By knew you assumed they were old buddies
- >Instead it turned out that the guy owed him some money and cigarettes
- >The funny thing was he didn't step into the restaurant with you, he waited in the truck until after you paid to make his grand entrance
- >He made him empty both cash registers and the money from his wallet
- >Brad promptly returned $10 to you
- >All you could saw was Thanks
- >Nigga what else?
- >You guys drove around to a not so distant parking lot and ate in the truck
- >B: "So your dad was an asshole?
- >Ithinkhestalkingtoyou.jpg
- "Huh? Oh, um yeah. My brother left home as soon as he could. I was stuck."
- >B: "Until what a year and half ago?"
- "Almost, yeah."
- >B: "Well, what about your mom?"
- >Your mother was a touchy issue
- "Um, can we talk about something else? Like Tony, I didn't know you were gay."
- >T: "That's because i'm not stupid. I'm bi."
- "Oh, is that why you were trying to hit on my friend earlier?"
- >Tony waved his hand in front of his neck, signalling you to shut up, a futile effort of course
- >B: "I'm sorry i thought Anon just said you were hitting on a girl."
- >T: "Wh-hat, I'm not dead yet. I'm like 20 years younger than you."
- >B: "And that gives you the right to cheat on me?"
- >T: "I wasn't cheating on you boo. I just wanted to have a little fun, that's all."
- >B: "We can have fun with others now? Okay."
- >Brad looked straight at you
- >B: "Anon you have very pretty eyes."
- >You leaned back so far your head hit the window
- >B: "Oh, see now i creeped him out. Don't flatter yourself anon, you're cute but you're not gay cute."
- "...um, thank you?"
- >B: "Tony just tell me why?"
- >T: "Ugh. Look she was a bombshell alright? Not all of us have the same luck with women that you do. Just look at anon he's sharing his place with like ten chicks."
- "It's just seven."
- >You lie
- >B: "Oh, just seven?
- >You grip your burger and reluctantly nod
- >B: "So where you ever going to tell me about them?"
- "Well...to be honest, no. But i had a good reason too. I was thinking of moving out soon."
- >B: "You were going to move out?"
- "Well not at first, but the girls just showed up and i figured i would need more room if they were going to stay any longer."
- >B: "How long have they been staying with you?"
- "Um, just a little over a week i think. maybe 8 days."
- >B: "And where did they come from?"
- >Oh crap the question you've been dreading
- "I can't really tell you."
- >B: "Why not?"
- "Because...because they didn't tell me."
- >T: "That's bullshit."
- >B: "Tony shut your mouth, I'm trying to enjoy my meal."
- "Yeah, dude."
- >B: "Don't try to change the subject."
- "Sorry."
- >B: "Do you know where they came from?"
- "Uh, no? Didn't you just ask me?"
- >B: "No smartass i asked if they told you, now I'm asking if you know. Two different questions."
- >Crap
- >You take in a deep breath
- "If i told you, you wouldn't believe me."
- >B: "And why not?"
- "Because I can hardly believe it."
- >B: "Oh? Try me?"
- >You took a bit of your burger and tried to think of the best way to answer his question
- >Should you lead off with the color of their skin?
- >Maybe the fact that they know little of human society?
- >Maybe just the fact that six of them are magical horses from another dimension transported here by unknown forces?
- >You swallow and shake your head, you really should ease them into this
- >You sure as hell weren't going to lie to this particular person
- "Okay, um, you know about the bermuda triangle and the like right?"
- >Brad seemed confused but nodded anyways
- "You know Area 51, Dulce base, reptilians, 4th dimension and all that other crap?"
- >B: "Excuse me?"
- "I said you wouldn't believe me."
- >B: "Are you saying that this has something to do with all those conspiracy theories?"
- "Yes, the aluminum hat kind."
- >Brad threw his hands up in the air
- >B: "Forget i said anything then."
- "What?"
- >B: "No, i refuse to listen to you. I have heard so many conspiracy theories they just started pissing me off."
- >Brad took another bite of his sandwich
- "Seriously?"
- >B: "Are you telling me the honest to God truth?"
- >You didn't hesitate when you answered 'yes'
- >B: "Then i don't care."
- >T: "Bullshit."
- >B: "Tony!"
- >T: "No, i call bullshit. You just don't want us to know where they came from."
- "I ain't lying fuckface."
- >T: "Shit, yeah right! I bet you're just saying that because you know Brad hates hearing about that shit."
- "Dude seriously? I didn't know about that, if i wanted to lie couldn't i just have said they were my cousins from out of town of some shit?"
- >Tony said nothing
- "Why the fuck would i try to make up some nutjob story like that?"
- >B: "I'll tell you why. It's the truth, and that's all I'm going to say about that. So shut up and eat your dinner it's getting cold."
- >T: "Yes, Mom."
- >B: "Hey!"
- >T: "Whu-?"
- >B: "I'm dad, your mom."
- Back to your house
- >The internet connection went down
- >T: "This can't be! I was right in the middle of the third episode! How could this have happened!? How could i let this happen!? What will anon say? What will he do? How can i fix this!?!?!"
- >R: "Twilight settle down."
- >T: "But Rarity, what if i broke it? The pictures aren't moving. The controller isn't responding. I can't read the error message!"
- >Twilight fell to her knees in front of your television
- >R: "Honestly Twilight sometimes you can be so dramatic."
- >Rarity continued braiding Fluttershy's hair
- >Spike crawled out from under the couch
- >S: "I don't feel too good."
- >Spike hurked and fumbled to the bathroom only to trip over Rarity's feet
- >Spike couldn't hold it in any longer and spewed all over the floor and Rarity's boots
- >Rarity took one look at the green mess and instantly fainted
- >FS: "Spike! You poor thing. Let's get some seltzer in you to make you feel all better."
- >Fluttershy carried Spike over to the kitchen to try her home remedy
- >Pinkie was still busy cleaning dishes
- >AJ: "Any o' ya'll wonderin if anon and Gilda are gonna come home soon?"
- >RD: "Who cares if they come back?"
- >AJ: "Rainbow Dash! Ah could understand if ya'll still fussin over Gilda, but Anon?"
- >RD: "What would you know?"
- >AJ: "Alright missy. You're gonna tell us what's been eatin ya these past few days, and you're gonna do it right now."
- >RD: "Pshht."
- >T: "Rainbow Dash, we have been noticing you're strange behavior all this time. We just didn't want to say anything because we thought you just needed some space."
- >Rainbow blew her off
- >T: "But now i think it's deeper than that. Anon's been with us from the beginning, what's he done to make you so upset?"
- >RD: "What, it's not obvious?"
- >Twilight and Applejack shook their heads no
- >RD: "Then forget it! I'm not telling you two."
- >AJ: "Now hold on there Rainbow, i can't help but notice your little attitude started up just after that night Anon ran out on ya."
- >T: "You're not seriously suggesting that..?"
- >Rainbow Dash begin glowing like a Christmas tree
- >AJ: "What did he do in there?"
- >Rainbow exploded
- >RD: "NOTHING! ALRIGHT! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!"
- >Rainbow Dash stormed off to your bedroom and slammed the door, waking Rarity
- >R: "Oh, goodness what happened? The last thing i remember was..."
- >Rarity looked at her boots and fainted again
- >T: "Maybe we should all just go to bed. I doubt Anon would want to talk about today's events anyway."
- >AJ: "You're tellin me. That big feller he went off with was a might terrifying, and his little friend looked like a scary one too."
- >T: "Agreed, who knows what trouble he's gotten into."
- >PP: "Maybe he'll tell us himself!"
- >T & AJ: "AH! Pinkie!"
- >PP: "Sorry girls, but look he's home!"
- >Sure enough the girls looked out the window to find you parking in your usual spot in front of the building
- >T: "Oh, thank goodness. I was so afraid."
- >They watch you get out and start preparing themselves for bed
- >AJ: "Ah should get Rarity cleaned up i suppose."
- >T: "Great you do that while i try to fix this little problem with the television. Oh, Netflix how could you let me down?"
- ---
- >Coming up the stairs you try to stay calm
- >Brad hadn't said a word to you since he said "Let's go home"
- >And now he you were following behind him and his, um, lover?
- >That shit was still weird
- >B: "Alright Tony you go in, brush your teeth and get ready for bed. Anon and I have to have a little talk before I go."
- >Tony whatever'd him but still gave him a kiss before he left
- >Now it was just the two of you outside your door
- >You really wanted to just say goodnight and run in and lock the door
- >But that wasn't going to happen
- >In fact it was quite the opposite
- >Just as Brad was getting ready to speak Pinkie Pie bursted out
- >PP: "Nonny you're home!"
- >Pinkie threw her arms around you, taken by surprise you fall to the floor
- >R: "Is anon home now? Oh, good i have to fetch my...oh!"
- >Rarity caught sight of your landlord
- >R: "O-oh, my goodness. I'm so terribly sorry...I-I..."
- >T: "Anon is that y-oh i see...um hello? It's good to meet you sir."
- >Brad towered over them
- "Uh, girls this is my landlord. His name's Brad. He just wanted to have a talk before we all went to sleep. So if you could all just..y'know?"
- >Fuck off please
- >T: "Oh, i understand. Come on girls, i don't think we're needed here. It was still nice to meet you."
- >Twilight gave him and uneasy smile as she gathered Rarity and Pinkie
- >PP: "Wowie, you're really tall!"
- >The two unicorns grabbed their inferior sister and yanked behind them before closing the door
- >...
- "Uhhhh...so uh, yeah. Th-that's them."
- >B: "Anon?"
- "Yeah?"
- >B: "I think you're doing the right thing."
- "Huh?"
- >Boy this guy was really laying it on you
- >B: "I know it isn't easy to take care of people, especially when they're idiots. And you're taking care of seven of them?"
- "Well, yeah. I sort of have to."
- >B: "I know. Those girls there are too sweet to be from anywhere around here. I'd hate to see what could happen to them if one of them went into the wrong neighborhood."
- >G: "She would kick ass left and right."
- >Gilda was just coming up the stairs, she hadn't seen the two of you yet
- >When she finally makes it to the top she stops dead in her tracks
- >Gilda was taller than you by a few inches, but this guys was literally standing head and shoulders above you
- >She wasn't used to feeling small
- >B: "Is she one of them too?"
- "Yesss, i invited her over here too when she, "Arrived"."
- >You make sure to use air quotes
- "She's not as cute as the other ones but she can take of herself, i guess. Where'd you go?"
- >Gilda scoffed and tried to regain her cool
- >G: "I was just walking around minding my own business, listening to my tunes. Then before i knew i found myself surrounded by niggers."
- >B: "Niggers, huh?"
- "She's just copying what i said i swe-"
- >B: "The only good nigger is a dead one i always say."
- >Oh, he's a racist? Cool
- "Um, listen Gilda this is my Landlord. His name's Brad. We were just discussing our living situation."
- >You move your head and eyes to the door hoping she'd get the idea and leave you two alone
- >You practically broke your neck before she got the idea
- >G: "Oh, right? Guess i'll see inside dweeb."
- >Gilda closed the door behind her and Brad got to talking
- >B: "Alright listen here's the deal."
- >Eviction?
- >Raised rent?
- >Forced to rent two rooms?
- >B: "I'm not going to kick you out."
- "Really?"
- >B: "Yeah, on one condition. You keep taking care of those girls, and don't let them run around anymore, ok?"
- "Yeah, yeah. Sure."
- >B: "You get me right? I've seen a lot of shit in my life son, and those girls eyes were filled with innocence. I don't want them to end up like me, or Tony."
- "Okay, yeah. What about me?"
- >B: "What about you?"
- "Um, i seen some shit too?"
- >Brad shook his head
- >B: "You're still a good person. You still have that look like you were made for relaxing on the beach with a cool drink."
- >You were surprised
- >B: "Besides I'll let you in on a secret, that man you saw out there owns this building. He uses it to launder money, and he likes you too, so i couldn't kick you out if i wanted too."
- "Oh, damn. So he's..."
- >B: "Don't say it. Just get to bed, I might call you up tomorrow too for another ride. Or the day after, remember we still have a problem to 'deal with'."
- >Brad pointed down, at the basement
- "Oh, yeah."
- >B: "Yeah, so go to sleep. We'll deal with it later."
- >Brad turned and left and you nearly collapse against your door
- >Today was intense, you were almost out on the street, you met a mob boss, and you were fairly certain you were responsible for mass murder
- >You felt hot, sweaty, and tired
- >And all this conversation was not helping your mood
- >You lean against the doorframe and open the door
- >G: "So you don't think I'm cute?"
- >Whoa what!
- "Gilda? What are you talking about?"
- >G: "You told that guy i wasn't cute. Well you're wrong. I'm some hot stuff and you just can't handle it."
- "Gilda, that's not what i meant."
- >Gilda picked up the magazine and flipped through it
- >G: "Jackass!"
- >Gilda threw it on the floor and hopped into bed
- >The apartment seemed empty
- "Where's everyone?"
- >G: "I told them to screw off and go to bed. One of them broke the tv anyway."
- >Netflix was just frozen, you just turn it off
- >G: "I had two guys trying to pimp me out tonight too!"
- "What!? Who!?"
- >Gilda seemed surprised by your outburst
- >G: "Some pimps at the bottoms."
- "Oh my God you went to the bottoms?"
- >You let yourself fall on the bed
- "What were you doing there? That place is dangerous. How'd you get home?"
- >G: "I caught a ride on the bus, the driver laughed the whole...she thought i was cute."
- "Gilda, i meant you weren't froo froo cute like the other girls."
- >G: "-Oh. I knew that."
- >Your eyes were slowly closing on their own
- "You did?"
- >G: "Of course i did."
- "Then why did you get upset?"
- >G: "I-I, well, i just wanted to hear you say it! I'm not cute like those ponies you got locked up in there."
- "Uh-huh."
- >And that's it you're out like a light
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