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  1. Heliceo? You mean the first fallen angel?
  2. No, that's the hell CEO, he's talking about a pigeon vocalizing on a raised area of land.
  3. No, that's a hill coo, he's talking about a television program set on an aircraft using horizontal revolving rotors.
  4. No, that's a heli show, he's talking about the stuff hobbits eat
  5. No, that's hole chow, he's talking about a turban worn over armor
  6. No, that's a helm shawl, he's talking about protection for the extended back of a shoe
  7. No, that's a heel sheath, he's talking about the place you'd store ammonite fossils
  8. No, that's a helix shelf, he's talking about the phenomenon of the sun's angle with respect to the earth's axis changes over the course of the year
  9. No, that's helios shift, he's talking about someone trying to sell you insurance
  10. No, that's a help shill, he's talking about an arab chief in captivity
  11. No, that's a held sheikh, he's talking about the Boots of Vigor
  12. No, that's the health shoes, he's talking about when you push someone with the handle of your weapon
  13. No, that's a hilt shove, he's talking about when you hide from frozen precipitation
  14. No, that's hail shun, he's talking about a particularly unintelligent angel
  15. No, that's a halo shmo, he's talking about a bigender person
  16. No, that's a half-she, he's talking about the crackship of that muscled green marvel character and the stoner from Scooby Doo
  17. No, that's Hulk/Shaggy, he's talking about being nervous about being embraced
  18. No, that's hug shy, he's talking about the experience of being able to see color for the first time
  19. No, that's hue shock, he's thinking of the German guy who made the Ragecraft series of minecraft maps
  20. No, that's Heliceo, he's thinking of...
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