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- >You are Anon.
- >In your own dream island.
- >Restricted by your banana hammock.
- >Oh yeah, and Zalgo Twilight is making herself comfortable in your dream it seems.
- >Apparently, she's been looking for you.
- >God knows why.
- >You close your eyes.
- "Wake up wake up wake up!"
- >"Panic all you like, I get moist from your fright."
- >Why is she rhyming?
- >You keep your eyes closed.
- >Not that it helps.
- >Wait...
- >Did she say she gets off to you panicking?
- >Seriously, bitches be crazy.
- >You feel hoof lightly rub your cheek.
- >Wait, you know this is a dream.
- >You're lucid dreaming.
- >You get an idea and hope it works.
- "You are a PICKLE!"
- >Zalgo Twilight bursts into a fit of laughter.
- >Bloody tears burst from her blacked out non-existent eyes.
- >Some of the bloody tears land on your cool shades.
- >You look at the drops of blood and see evil faces forming.
- >This is way too creepy. You toss the cool shades into the black dirt.
- >"Nice try Anon, that doesn't work on me."
- >Welp, you're fresh out of ideas.
- >Wait, there's one more.
- >A random person pops up.
- >"Look at me! I'm a target!"
- >Zalgo Twilight takes a look around.
- >From her being distracted, the banana hammock you're in loosens it's grip.
- >You jump out of it and hit the ground running.
- >"Hey! Get back here!"
- >Nope.jpg
- >You start running at the speed of 1000 Kenyans.
- >Literally.
- >It's your dream.
- >You don't look back.
- >You keep running and hope you wake up.
- >"Oh Anoooon!"
- >You keep running.
- >As you run through the thick forest of relaxing palm trees, you notice there's some kind of tropical civilization. Huts and shacks and little tiki bars.
- >You run into a nearby hut and close and lock the door behind you.
- >You lean your back against the door and breathe heavily.
- >Wait, should you be tired from running in a dream?
- >You look through the peep hole of the door.
- >All you see is black.
- >Total darkness. Nothing to be seen.
- >You don't recall it being night.
- >Fucking dreams!
- >You bang your head against the door really hard from your frustration.
- >"Ow my eye! Getting violent are we?"
- >Wait...
- >You was looking at her eye?!
- >You was watching her watch you and you didn't even know it.
- >That's fucking creepy.
- >You shout and jump back, hitting a table in the process.
- >This is one hell of a nightmare.
- >Heck pun intended.
- >This is some scary shit.
- >You clutch the heart in your chest, trying to remain calm.
- >For fuck's sake, wake up!
- >Suddenly you see the evil entity phase through the door.
- >Walking calmly to you as she maintains a evil grin on her face.
- >You try and back away, only to have that pesky table blocking your path.
- >She gets closer to you as she switches her hips as she trots.
- >You're frozen in fear.
- >Only a few inches away from you now.
- >She stands on her hind legs and places her forearms on your shoulders.
- >"I told you already, there's no escape."
- >She moves her face closer to yours with that same creepy as fuck grin.
- >You shove her off of you, and she lands on all-fours.
- >"Stop resisting, let me show you what you've been missing."
- >Seriously, why is she rhyming?!
- >It's ridiculous.
- >"Oh is the rhyming not working for you? Okay I'll stop."
- >Wait...
- >Is she reading your mind?
- >"Well yeah, not hard to do, really."
- >She stands back on her hind legs and puts her front hoofs on your shoulder.
- >You two are face to face.
- >She begins a evil laugh.
- >The blood dripping from her eyes and rolling down her purple cheeks.
- >The pitch black holes in her head you call eyes seem to be focused on you.
- >"I told you Anon, you can't win this fight."
- >Suddenly, you wake up from your dream.
- >In a cold sweat and your heart racing.
- >And you're yelling at the top of your lungs, in panic.
- "Holy sweet fuck!"
- >You wipe your face with the blanket Femanony gave you while you were sleep.
- >That's nice of her.
- >You look at the clock to check the time.
- >3:37pm
- >Damn, good thing you're off today.
- >You notice a note on the coffee table that's in front of the couch you slept on.
- >You pick it up and read it.
- "Hey Anon, I'm off to work, I'll be back around 4 today in the afternoon. Make yourself at home and please lock up if you leave and clean up any mess you make.
- -Femanony-"
- >That's nice of her.
- >Time to hit the fridge!
- >You fling off the couch and shuffle your way to the fridge.
- >You open it up and see a box of unfinished pizza.
- >You open the box of pizza.
- >You're met with 2 slices of pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham toppings.
- "Femanony I love you."
- >You grab the two slices and put them on a plate and toss the empty box in the trash can.
- >Then your gracefully guide that plate into the microwave.
- >You set the time for 25 seconds.
- >Despite having that nightmare, having pizza with the best toppings known to mankind can really take the edge off.
- >It's like the dream never happened.
- >Only it did.
- >You going to have to do your best to stay awake.
- >The slices of heavenly pizza is ready.
- >You grab the plate and have a seat on the couch.
- >You begin enjoy your snack as you watch TV.
- >Still a bit paranoid about sleeping.
- >That was one hell of a dream.
- >You have no idea if you'll ever sleep peacefully again.
- >You finish your pizza and put the plate up
- >That was delicious.
- >You want more.
- >You're thoughts are interrupted by Femanony walking through the door.
- >"Well, I see you're still here. How much food will I have buy?" She said jokingly.
- "Ha ha, I just had the last two slices of pizza in the fridge, and I just woke up."
- >"I had pizza?"
- "Yeah, there was two slices of meat lovers pizza."
- >"I haven't ordered pizza or ate pizza for 2 weeks. What are you talking about?"
- "Are you serious?"
- >"Of course I'm serious."
- "Check the trash can, I threw the pizza box in there."
- >She walks into the kitchen and checks the trash can.
- >"Hey dumbass, the trash is empty."
- >wut.jpg
- "What? How can this be? I just finished the two slices of pizza."
- >"Well, either you're crazy or your just messin' around."
- "But I-"
- >"Tell you what, why don't we go out to eat tonight?"
- "That sounds nice actually."
- >"Yeah, let's get your mind off your stress."
- "I'm in."
- >"Great, now I gotta hop in the shower and freshen up. You should do the same at your place."
- "Alright cool."
- >"Awesome, drop by around 8 okay? We'll go out on and get your mind off this Zalgo Twilight."
- "You got it."
- >You get off the couch and hug her before leaving.
- >You thank her for you letting your stay the night.
- >Now to head back home.
- >Which is only seconds away.
- >You make your way to your apartment.
- >You grab your keys from your pocket and unlock the door.
- >As you walk into your apartment you notice your lights are back on.
- >Thank God.
- >You toss your keys and wallet on your desk.
- >You walk into your bedroom and grab a fresh set of clothes.
- >You step into your bathroom and set your clothes on a nearby shelf.
- >Time to freshen up and do the morning ritual.
- >Well, noon ritual anyway.
- >Shower, shit, shave.
- >You dry off and put on your fresh clothes.
- >You walk into the living room.
- >Time to check your email
- >You wonder how much spam you're going to get.
- >You log onto your computer.
- >Wait for it to boot.
- >And wait....
- >And wait.....
- >The computer finally loads up.
- >You login and check your email.
- >No spam today.
- >That's a relief.
- >You did get a new message in your inbox.
- >No subject but an email address.
- >Formylove@zmail.com.
- >That's not creepy.
- >You click and open the message.
- >Only to read two words.
- >"Hello Sweetie."
- >You also notice there's a file attached to it.
- >the file name was "Love_knows_no_bounds.ztwi".
- >Well that's just weird.
- >You attempt to click the back button, but it seems your cursor had different plans.
- >Your cursor clicks the download button.
- >Oh hell no.
- >You gotta squash that shit.
- >You try and click the cancel button, but it's not an option because you can't click it.
- >It's faded out making it unclickable.
- >Well son of a bitch.
- >The file finishes downloading.
- >Then the computer abruptly shuts down.
- >Well damn, so much for that.
- >You turn the computer back on.
- >It loads instantly.
- >You don't remember it being this fast.
- >Usually it's like starting up a car engine on a cold Monday morning.
- >You log into your computer again.
- >You figured you should watch some TV shows online.
- >Because you're an awesome hacker like that.
- >Okay not really, your just know a list of sites where you can watch movies and TV shows.
- >As you browse through the internet, you notice your speed is much faster than before.
- >You find an episode of you're favorite show and begin watching.
- >About 3 minutes in, you notice something moving at the bottom right of your screen.
- >It's like a little speck of purple.
- >Like a shape of a pony.
- >Oh God, It's Zalgo Twilight.
- >She poofs up a chair and popcorn and has a seat and begins watching the episode with you.
- >Seriously, for some evil entity she's just being silly.
- >She waves at you and knocks on the screen.
- >"Hey, want some popcorn?"
- >What the hell is happening?
- >You close out the episode and walk straight to bed.
- >You free fall into it.
- >You roll around on your back and look at the ceiling.
- >Today has just been weird.
- >The whole 'there's no pizza' thing really creeped you out.
- >You look over to the clock on your nightstand.
- >5:36 pm.
- >Well you still have a few hours to get some rest.
- >Not that you want to rest.
- >Crazy ponies are crazy.
- >You don't want to run into "her" again.
- >Shit was scary son.
- >Nope.jpg
- >You don't know when you'll see sleep again.
- >But you really would like to get her out of your head.
- >Endless nightmares isn't your cup of tea.
- >Not by a long shot.
- >You've got to get your mind off that evil being.
- >Then suddenly, thoughts of Femanony fill your head.
- >Oh yeah, now that's a nice cup of tea.
- >You begin thinking what if you might get some much needed pussy tonight.
- >That would be nice.
- >Thoughts of Femanony moaning as she bends over floods your mind.
- >Sweet Jesus she's got an ass on her.
- >Next thing your know your boner stands at attention asking for a nice polish.
- >Well damn, you can't argue with that.
- >You pull down your pants and give your boner it's much needed attention.
- >You hear Femanony's voice in your head as you stroke your member.
- >"Mmmm~ more daddy."
- >That's it.
- >"I'll bend over for you any day baby."
- >Fuck yeah that's the stuff.
- >You imagine her on her bed with her legs spread open and pussy her dripping wet.
- >"Please, I must have it now."
- >You can't argue with that now can you?
- >You walk up to her and her legs wrap around your hips.
- >You penetrate her with your throbbing cock.
- >"Aaaah~ Yeeees MOAR!!"
- >You're having a good time with yourself.
- >As you're in your little world of pleasure, you begin to reach your climax.
- >Suddenly, you notice Femanony turning purple.
- "What the hell?"
- >She begins to shrink in size.
- >Her eyes turn charcoal black and blood red pupils in the center.
- >Blood begins to leak from her eye sockets.
- >A horn grows from the middle of the forehead.
- >Her hands and feet turn into hooves
- >You now see Zalgo Twilight wrapping her legs around you begging for more.
- >"I don't mind you being rough my love." She said as she looks into your eyes with her bloody and blacked out eyes.
- >You instantly stop stroking your member.
- >Well that killed the mood and boner.
- >Great, you can't even fap in peace.
- >The shit your put up with.
- >Your boner dies down and you go back to just laying on your back looking at the ceiling.
- >With your pants half way and boner exposed.
- >What is your life coming to?
- >Fuck.
- >"Hey why'd you stop?"
- >What the fuck? Oh God no.
- >It seems this is only the beginning of this crazy day and it's only 5 in the afternoon.
- >"Oh of course it just started, hun. You have no idea..."
- End of Part 2
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