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Tragic Magic part 2

Jan 24th, 2013
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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >In your own dream island.
  3. >Restricted by your banana hammock.
  4. >Oh yeah, and Zalgo Twilight is making herself comfortable in your dream it seems.
  5. >Apparently, she's been looking for you.
  6. >God knows why.
  7. >You close your eyes.
  8. "Wake up wake up wake up!"
  9. >"Panic all you like, I get moist from your fright."
  10. >Why is she rhyming?
  11. >You keep your eyes closed.
  12. >Not that it helps.
  13. >Wait...
  14. >Did she say she gets off to you panicking?
  15. >Seriously, bitches be crazy.
  16. >You feel hoof lightly rub your cheek.
  17. >Wait, you know this is a dream.
  18. >You're lucid dreaming.
  19. >You get an idea and hope it works.
  20. "You are a PICKLE!"
  21. >Zalgo Twilight bursts into a fit of laughter.
  22. >Bloody tears burst from her blacked out non-existent eyes.
  23. >Some of the bloody tears land on your cool shades.
  24. >You look at the drops of blood and see evil faces forming.
  25. >This is way too creepy. You toss the cool shades into the black dirt.
  26. >"Nice try Anon, that doesn't work on me."
  27.  
  28. >Welp, you're fresh out of ideas.
  29. >Wait, there's one more.
  30. >A random person pops up.
  31. >"Look at me! I'm a target!"
  32. >Zalgo Twilight takes a look around.
  33. >From her being distracted, the banana hammock you're in loosens it's grip.
  34. >You jump out of it and hit the ground running.
  35. >"Hey! Get back here!"
  36. >Nope.jpg
  37. >You start running at the speed of 1000 Kenyans.
  38. >Literally.
  39. >It's your dream.
  40. >You don't look back.
  41. >You keep running and hope you wake up.
  42. >"Oh Anoooon!"
  43. >You keep running.
  44. >As you run through the thick forest of relaxing palm trees, you notice there's some kind of tropical civilization. Huts and shacks and little tiki bars.
  45. >You run into a nearby hut and close and lock the door behind you.
  46. >You lean your back against the door and breathe heavily.
  47. >Wait, should you be tired from running in a dream?
  48.  
  49. >You look through the peep hole of the door.
  50. >All you see is black.
  51. >Total darkness. Nothing to be seen.
  52. >You don't recall it being night.
  53. >Fucking dreams!
  54. >You bang your head against the door really hard from your frustration.
  55. >"Ow my eye! Getting violent are we?"
  56. >Wait...
  57. >You was looking at her eye?!
  58. >You was watching her watch you and you didn't even know it.
  59. >That's fucking creepy.
  60. >You shout and jump back, hitting a table in the process.
  61. >This is one hell of a nightmare.
  62. >Heck pun intended.
  63. >This is some scary shit.
  64. >You clutch the heart in your chest, trying to remain calm.
  65. >For fuck's sake, wake up!
  66. >Suddenly you see the evil entity phase through the door.
  67. >Walking calmly to you as she maintains a evil grin on her face.
  68. >You try and back away, only to have that pesky table blocking your path.
  69. >She gets closer to you as she switches her hips as she trots.
  70. >You're frozen in fear.
  71. >Only a few inches away from you now.
  72. >She stands on her hind legs and places her forearms on your shoulders.
  73. >"I told you already, there's no escape."
  74.  
  75. >She moves her face closer to yours with that same creepy as fuck grin.
  76. >You shove her off of you, and she lands on all-fours.
  77. >"Stop resisting, let me show you what you've been missing."
  78. >Seriously, why is she rhyming?!
  79. >It's ridiculous.
  80. >"Oh is the rhyming not working for you? Okay I'll stop."
  81. >Wait...
  82. >Is she reading your mind?
  83. >"Well yeah, not hard to do, really."
  84. >She stands back on her hind legs and puts her front hoofs on your shoulder.
  85. >You two are face to face.
  86. >She begins a evil laugh.
  87. >The blood dripping from her eyes and rolling down her purple cheeks.
  88. >The pitch black holes in her head you call eyes seem to be focused on you.
  89. >"I told you Anon, you can't win this fight."
  90. >Suddenly, you wake up from your dream.
  91. >In a cold sweat and your heart racing.
  92. >And you're yelling at the top of your lungs, in panic.
  93. "Holy sweet fuck!"
  94. >You wipe your face with the blanket Femanony gave you while you were sleep.
  95. >That's nice of her.
  96.  
  97. >You look at the clock to check the time.
  98. >3:37pm
  99. >Damn, good thing you're off today.
  100. >You notice a note on the coffee table that's in front of the couch you slept on.
  101. >You pick it up and read it.
  102. "Hey Anon, I'm off to work, I'll be back around 4 today in the afternoon. Make yourself at home and please lock up if you leave and clean up any mess you make.
  103. -Femanony-"
  104. >That's nice of her.
  105. >Time to hit the fridge!
  106. >You fling off the couch and shuffle your way to the fridge.
  107. >You open it up and see a box of unfinished pizza.
  108. >You open the box of pizza.
  109. >You're met with 2 slices of pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham toppings.
  110. "Femanony I love you."
  111. >You grab the two slices and put them on a plate and toss the empty box in the trash can.
  112. >Then your gracefully guide that plate into the microwave.
  113. >You set the time for 25 seconds.
  114. >Despite having that nightmare, having pizza with the best toppings known to mankind can really take the edge off.
  115. >It's like the dream never happened.
  116. >Only it did.
  117. >You going to have to do your best to stay awake.
  118.  
  119. >The slices of heavenly pizza is ready.
  120. >You grab the plate and have a seat on the couch.
  121. >You begin enjoy your snack as you watch TV.
  122. >Still a bit paranoid about sleeping.
  123. >That was one hell of a dream.
  124. >You have no idea if you'll ever sleep peacefully again.
  125. >You finish your pizza and put the plate up
  126. >That was delicious.
  127. >You want more.
  128. >You're thoughts are interrupted by Femanony walking through the door.
  129. >"Well, I see you're still here. How much food will I have buy?" She said jokingly.
  130. "Ha ha, I just had the last two slices of pizza in the fridge, and I just woke up."
  131. >"I had pizza?"
  132. "Yeah, there was two slices of meat lovers pizza."
  133. >"I haven't ordered pizza or ate pizza for 2 weeks. What are you talking about?"
  134. "Are you serious?"
  135. >"Of course I'm serious."
  136. "Check the trash can, I threw the pizza box in there."
  137. >She walks into the kitchen and checks the trash can.
  138. >"Hey dumbass, the trash is empty."
  139. >wut.jpg
  140. "What? How can this be? I just finished the two slices of pizza."
  141. >"Well, either you're crazy or your just messin' around."
  142. "But I-"
  143. >"Tell you what, why don't we go out to eat tonight?"
  144.  
  145. "That sounds nice actually."
  146. >"Yeah, let's get your mind off your stress."
  147. "I'm in."
  148. >"Great, now I gotta hop in the shower and freshen up. You should do the same at your place."
  149. "Alright cool."
  150. >"Awesome, drop by around 8 okay? We'll go out on and get your mind off this Zalgo Twilight."
  151. "You got it."
  152. >You get off the couch and hug her before leaving.
  153. >You thank her for you letting your stay the night.
  154. >Now to head back home.
  155. >Which is only seconds away.
  156. >You make your way to your apartment.
  157. >You grab your keys from your pocket and unlock the door.
  158. >As you walk into your apartment you notice your lights are back on.
  159. >Thank God.
  160. >You toss your keys and wallet on your desk.
  161. >You walk into your bedroom and grab a fresh set of clothes.
  162. >You step into your bathroom and set your clothes on a nearby shelf.
  163. >Time to freshen up and do the morning ritual.
  164. >Well, noon ritual anyway.
  165.  
  166. >Shower, shit, shave.
  167. >You dry off and put on your fresh clothes.
  168. >You walk into the living room.
  169. >Time to check your email
  170. >You wonder how much spam you're going to get.
  171. >You log onto your computer.
  172. >Wait for it to boot.
  173. >And wait....
  174. >And wait.....
  175. >The computer finally loads up.
  176. >You login and check your email.
  177. >No spam today.
  178. >That's a relief.
  179. >You did get a new message in your inbox.
  180. >No subject but an email address.
  181. >Formylove@zmail.com.
  182. >That's not creepy.
  183. >You click and open the message.
  184. >Only to read two words.
  185. >"Hello Sweetie."
  186. >You also notice there's a file attached to it.
  187. >the file name was "Love_knows_no_bounds.ztwi".
  188. >Well that's just weird.
  189.  
  190. >You attempt to click the back button, but it seems your cursor had different plans.
  191. >Your cursor clicks the download button.
  192. >Oh hell no.
  193. >You gotta squash that shit.
  194. >You try and click the cancel button, but it's not an option because you can't click it.
  195. >It's faded out making it unclickable.
  196. >Well son of a bitch.
  197. >The file finishes downloading.
  198. >Then the computer abruptly shuts down.
  199. >Well damn, so much for that.
  200. >You turn the computer back on.
  201. >It loads instantly.
  202. >You don't remember it being this fast.
  203. >Usually it's like starting up a car engine on a cold Monday morning.
  204. >You log into your computer again.
  205. >You figured you should watch some TV shows online.
  206. >Because you're an awesome hacker like that.
  207. >Okay not really, your just know a list of sites where you can watch movies and TV shows.
  208. >As you browse through the internet, you notice your speed is much faster than before.
  209. >You find an episode of you're favorite show and begin watching.
  210.  
  211. >About 3 minutes in, you notice something moving at the bottom right of your screen.
  212. >It's like a little speck of purple.
  213. >Like a shape of a pony.
  214. >Oh God, It's Zalgo Twilight.
  215. >She poofs up a chair and popcorn and has a seat and begins watching the episode with you.
  216. >Seriously, for some evil entity she's just being silly.
  217. >She waves at you and knocks on the screen.
  218. >"Hey, want some popcorn?"
  219. >What the hell is happening?
  220. >You close out the episode and walk straight to bed.
  221. >You free fall into it.
  222. >You roll around on your back and look at the ceiling.
  223. >Today has just been weird.
  224. >The whole 'there's no pizza' thing really creeped you out.
  225. >You look over to the clock on your nightstand.
  226. >5:36 pm.
  227. >Well you still have a few hours to get some rest.
  228. >Not that you want to rest.
  229. >Crazy ponies are crazy.
  230. >You don't want to run into "her" again.
  231. >Shit was scary son.
  232. >Nope.jpg
  233.  
  234. >You don't know when you'll see sleep again.
  235. >But you really would like to get her out of your head.
  236. >Endless nightmares isn't your cup of tea.
  237. >Not by a long shot.
  238. >You've got to get your mind off that evil being.
  239. >Then suddenly, thoughts of Femanony fill your head.
  240. >Oh yeah, now that's a nice cup of tea.
  241. >You begin thinking what if you might get some much needed pussy tonight.
  242. >That would be nice.
  243. >Thoughts of Femanony moaning as she bends over floods your mind.
  244. >Sweet Jesus she's got an ass on her.
  245. >Next thing your know your boner stands at attention asking for a nice polish.
  246. >Well damn, you can't argue with that.
  247. >You pull down your pants and give your boner it's much needed attention.
  248. >You hear Femanony's voice in your head as you stroke your member.
  249. >"Mmmm~ more daddy."
  250. >That's it.
  251. >"I'll bend over for you any day baby."
  252. >Fuck yeah that's the stuff.
  253. >You imagine her on her bed with her legs spread open and pussy her dripping wet.
  254. >"Please, I must have it now."
  255. >You can't argue with that now can you?
  256. >You walk up to her and her legs wrap around your hips.
  257. >You penetrate her with your throbbing cock.
  258. >"Aaaah~ Yeeees MOAR!!"
  259.  
  260. >You're having a good time with yourself.
  261. >As you're in your little world of pleasure, you begin to reach your climax.
  262. >Suddenly, you notice Femanony turning purple.
  263. "What the hell?"
  264. >She begins to shrink in size.
  265. >Her eyes turn charcoal black and blood red pupils in the center.
  266. >Blood begins to leak from her eye sockets.
  267. >A horn grows from the middle of the forehead.
  268. >Her hands and feet turn into hooves
  269. >You now see Zalgo Twilight wrapping her legs around you begging for more.
  270. >"I don't mind you being rough my love." She said as she looks into your eyes with her bloody and blacked out eyes.
  271. >You instantly stop stroking your member.
  272. >Well that killed the mood and boner.
  273. >Great, you can't even fap in peace.
  274. >The shit your put up with.
  275. >Your boner dies down and you go back to just laying on your back looking at the ceiling.
  276. >With your pants half way and boner exposed.
  277. >What is your life coming to?
  278. >Fuck.
  279. >"Hey why'd you stop?"
  280. >What the fuck? Oh God no.
  281. >It seems this is only the beginning of this crazy day and it's only 5 in the afternoon.
  282. >"Oh of course it just started, hun. You have no idea..."
  283.  
  284. End of Part 2
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