Guess Which One I Was

I AM SITTING
WITH MY GOOD FRIEND JIMMY
WAS TELLING HIM ABOUT YOUR MUSIC
WE LISTENED TO SOME DOOMKNOBS
AND THEN PULLED UP JAMES DOESNT EXIST
AND HE WAS LIKE
BRUH I KNOW THAT BAND
YOU KNOW THEM? WHAT YOUR FRIEND IS THE DUDE FROM JDE?
I'M LIKE YEAH

HE SAYS

DUDE I PLAYED A SHOW WITH THEM, SOME GUY ASKED ME FOR A RAZOR TO SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS, ONE HAD A SIDEWAYS MOHAWK AND THEN SOME AUTISTIC KID
THEN I TOLD HIM WHO THE YOU, THE SIDEWAYS MOHAWK AND AUTISTIC KID WERE

THEN HE SAID HE KNEW FORCED ABORTION

AND THEN JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE ALSO THE SATANS AND THAT HIS FRIEND NOLAN IS YOUR DRUMMER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA I MET THIS GUY IN CLASS IN SPRING


AND ALL THIS FUCKING TIME






HE'S LITERALLY BEEN THERE
LIKE FFIUUUCCKCCKCKKKKKKK


AAHHHHH HUH


CCHHHHHHHUUUH YEAH

ANNDE SCHRIIINE