/snoot/ - There's another Reed

from /snoot/ Saturday - Sage & Steph Saturday Edition
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Anon and Fang... always together... forever...
Also Reeds there too I guess.
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>Anon looks over his collection of family photos
>Begins to panic as he realizes that, somehow, some way, Reed is present in all of them, tucked away in the background
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>Anon grabs onto Fang's shoulders, shaking her like she's gone mad.
>"AN-ONON WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Fang cries out as her skinnie bf is going insane.
>"WE NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE. NOW."
>"A-anon, I know it's been a while but is it that serious?"
>"YES."
>"A-alright, d-dweeb. Just...take a deep breath, okay?" Fang rubs Anon's back to try calming his nerves.
>After a few minutes of this and calming nothingness being whispered to him...
>"Okay, one. Two. Three..."
>"Cheese!" "Cheese."
>Snap!
>Anon looks down at his phone to see the image.
>At first, it just looks like a slightly worried Fang nuzzling her snoot into his neck.
>But in the background, right where the kitchen is...
>Reed is there. Eating a sandwich and smoking a blunt.
>Anon turns around. Reed isn't there, the kitchen is as empty as it ever was.
>"What the f-k."
>"D-did I look bad in it?" Fang instantly gives Anon the *boowhomp* face.
>"No, no, you looked amazing." Anon sighs, trying to figure out how to explain this.
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Reed being some type of a ghost/cryptid being is something I just love
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>Anon runs over to Reed's house in a blind panic
>kicks the f-king door in like a lunatic
>Reed take a few seconds to register what just happened before lazily muttering "Anon, bro.....you could have just knocked."
>"NO TIME"
>"Wh-" "I SAID NO TIME, REED, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
>Anon throws Reed into a headlock, holding out his phone and forcing the least threatening smile he can give in his current condition
>Reed flashes a peace sign despite not really understanding what's going on
>Anon takes the photo before shoving Reed aside, frantically trying to pull up his photo gallery
>He finds the photo and initially breathes a sigh of relief, expecting Reed to somehow not be in the photo, before he realizes
>Standing just in the background in the doorway
>There's another Reed in the photo
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Reedception. You can not escape the Reed hidden in your camera's phone app.