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  1. Sep 24 13:23:36 <DamienLunas> okay
  2. Sep 24 13:23:40 <DamienLunas> so by my count
  3. Sep 24 13:23:44 <DamienLunas> Jax was up for 8 rounds.
  4. Sep 24 13:23:49 <DamienLunas> With a soldier pill every day
  5. Sep 24 13:24:06 <DamienLunas> that means you will have to wait 4 days for him to recharge. Or you could wait a week for Six's judgement to recharge.
  6. Sep 24 13:25:09 * Kaingaskhan is now known as Hope
  7. Sep 24 13:25:32 <Arthur> depends on what we're going for first
  8. Sep 24 13:25:39 <Hope> (Didn't Philgut's Audino recharge Jax)
  9. Sep 24 13:25:43 <DamienLunas> oh!
  10. Sep 24 13:25:44 <Six> (wait what?)
  11. Sep 24 13:25:47 <DamienLunas> you're absolutely right, hope
  12. Sep 24 13:25:49 <DamienLunas> silly me.
  13. Sep 24 13:25:51 <Arthur> and yesh that.
  14. Sep 24 13:26:07 <DamienLunas> how foolish.
  15. Sep 24 13:26:12 <DamienLunas> now then...
  16. Sep 24 13:26:40 <DamienLunas> lemme just get these notes up
  17. Sep 24 13:27:08 <DamienLunas> ah yes, so now that the fighting contest is over, it's time for the Trivia Contest, and the Stage Show.
  18. Sep 24 13:27:20 <DamienLunas> The trivia contest was supposed to be a thing involving happy and gorby
  19. Sep 24 13:27:27 <DamienLunas> so we'll probably handle that later.
  20. Sep 24 13:27:39 <DamienLunas> Who would be doing what?
  21. Sep 24 13:27:51 <Hope> As much as Hope wanted to try the trivia contest, she goes to watch her friends at the stage show.
  22. Sep 24 13:27:57 <Arthur> (probably going to the stage show if he's not needed elsewhere)
  23. Sep 24 13:29:25 <DamienLunas> six? klark? what about you two.
  24. Sep 24 13:30:39  Six would probably go to neither :I
  25. Sep 24 13:31:47 <DamienLunas> want to try for some fabulous prizes during them then?
  26. Sep 24 13:32:11 <Six> ( I guess, if there's nothing else to do )
  27. Sep 24 13:32:12  Klark Totally gonna go watch the stage show.
  28. Sep 24 13:32:23 <DamienLunas> kay
  29. Sep 24 13:32:28 <DamienLunas> !dm9001 join #turfwarstemp
  30. Sep 24 13:32:29 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sure thing, boss! Joining channel #turfwarstemp!
  31. Sep 24 13:32:34 <DamienLunas> ^for fabulous prizan
  32. Sep 24 13:36:27  Ilya ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  33. Sep 24 13:36:55 <DamienLunas> You all get over to the stage show
  34. Sep 24 13:37:02  Six has quit (Ping timeout)
  35. Sep 24 13:37:05 <DamienLunas> it seems to be surprisingly popular with people of all ages
  36. Sep 24 13:37:35 <DamienLunas> The seats are fairly packed, but you get there just in time to snag some good seats up near the front.
  37. Sep 24 13:38:06 <DamienLunas> or maybe it's because there's a warning sign saying "Warning: These rows may get lasered."
  38. Sep 24 13:38:46 <Hope> :3c
  39. Sep 24 13:38:52 <Klark> "Lasered?"
  40. Sep 24 13:39:13 <Arthur> "They put effort into it."
  41. Sep 24 13:39:49 * Gorbash is now known as Saru
  42. Sep 24 13:39:59 <DamienLunas> The lights come on, and the show appears to be starting!
  43. Sep 24 13:42:16  Hope leans back and relaxes.
  44. Sep 24 13:42:23 <DamienLunas> A woman and her girlfriend walk across the stage, chatting idly, when suddenly a monster begins descending from the ceiling by a thread! It lands behind the women and begins creeping up on them! The women notice the monster and shriek in fright, turning to run, but they fall prone, helpless in front of the monster!
  45. Sep 24 13:42:33 <DamienLunas> Damn you legs! Why must you always fail the beautiful women at just the wrong times!
  46. Sep 24 13:43:06 <DamienLunas> They try to crawl away, but are blocked by mooks in black clothing as the ariados monster cackles
  47. Sep 24 13:43:43 <DamienLunas> "Foolish girls, your resistance is meaningless! Once the Ouroborous venom is injected into you, you too shall become a creature such as myself!"
  48. Sep 24 13:43:51 <DamienLunas> "Kii kii! Ki kii!"
  49. Sep 24 13:44:37 <Klark> "What the hell am I watching."
  50. Sep 24 13:44:42  Hope wasn't expecting this. =O
  51. Sep 24 13:45:01 <Arthur> "What? It's a stage show."
  52. Sep 24 13:45:10 <Arthur> "With the S-squad. What else is there."
  53. Sep 24 13:45:28 <DamienLunas> Suddenly, one of the girls sweeps the monster's legs and elbows a mook in the face!
  54. Sep 24 13:45:33 <Hope> "Ssssh, I'm trying to listen!"
  55. Sep 24 13:45:35 <Arthur> "Have you SEEN what they watch all the time?"
  56. Sep 24 13:45:41 <DamienLunas> She takes off her wig, and reveals herself to be Maria!
  57. Sep 24 13:46:00 <Saru> "Those shows are great, though!" Saru admonishes Arthur.
  58. Sep 24 13:46:06 <DamienLunas> "What! You?!"
  59. Sep 24 13:47:21 <DamienLunas> Maria strikes a pose confidently, "You've fallen right into our ambush, Ariadosman! We know you've been trying to attack women with beautiful hair so that you can totally mess up their hair!"
  60. Sep 24 13:48:41 <DamienLunas> The pink one stands up and takes off her wig as well, as the rest of the s-squad shows up
  61. Sep 24 13:49:24 <DamienLunas> "Your evil ambitions end here! Let's do it!"
  62. Sep 24 13:49:29 <DamienLunas> "Stardust Flash!"
  63. Sep 24 13:50:15 <DamienLunas> The blinding light illuminates the stage, and several audience members cringe "ohgodmyeyes"
  64. Sep 24 13:51:22  Hope frowns. "Lasered, huh."
  65. Sep 24 13:53:02 <DamienLunas> "Red Star!" "Orange Star."(whydoesn'tirchaveorange) "Yellow Star!" "Green Star~" "Blue Star." "Pink Star!" "White Moon!"
  66. Sep 24 13:53:20 <DamienLunas> "To bring peace to this broken world we are... The Stardust Squad!"
  67. Sep 24 13:53:30 <Arthur> (that's orange)
  68. Sep 24 13:53:40 <DamienLunas> (not really for this client)
  69. Sep 24 13:54:11 <Hope> (That looks orange to me)
  70. Sep 24 13:54:21 <Klark> (Looks orange to mee too)
  71. Sep 24 13:54:22 <DamienLunas> (well all the better)
  72. Sep 24 13:54:39 <DamienLunas> "Damn you Stardust Squad! Anklebiters, get them!"
  73. Sep 24 13:54:51 <DamienLunas> The black mooks jump forward wielding pipes, "Ki kii!"
  74. Sep 24 13:55:40 <DamienLunas> The S-Squad retaliates by pulling out odd looking blasters, "Starlight Rays!"
  75. Sep 24 13:55:50 <Arthur> "Wonder where they got those."
  76. Sep 24 13:56:29 <DamienLunas> The heroes dodge the mooks and start firing on them, the lasers causing sparks to fly when they hit the actors and causing small holes to burn in the curtains and stage.
  77. Sep 24 13:57:21 <DamienLunas> The actors are pretty good! Look at them writhe in pain from the totally not real lasers.
  78. Sep 24 13:57:55 <Hope> (:3c)
  79. Sep 24 13:58:16 <DamienLunas> Eventually, the S-Squad takes out the last of the mooks, and true to form, they all explode while the S-Squad faces the audience and poses.
  80. Sep 24 14:00:16 <DamienLunas> "Argh! Curse you, Stardust! But this isn't over yet! You won't stand a chance against me and my Cross Poison fangs!"
  81. Sep 24 14:00:39 <DamienLunas> "We'll see about that, AriaDORKman!"
  82. Sep 24 14:00:55 <Arthur> "pff."
  83. Sep 24 14:01:31 <DamienLunas> The S-Squad takes out their melee weapons, despite the lasers having previously proved fairly effective, especially given that Ariadosman seems to mostly be engaging them in melee combat.
  84. Sep 24 14:02:14 <DamienLunas> However, the monster seems to be more than holding his own against the S-Squad! He gets them with a few good sucker punches, and locks the Red Star down with a spider web attack!
  85. Sep 24 14:02:52 <Hope> =O
  86. Sep 24 14:02:59  Hope is EDGE OF FUCKING SEAT
  87. Sep 24 14:03:23 <DamienLunas> But the S-Squad continues to fight valiantly, sparks flying as Maria stands poised to deliver the final blow... when suddenly out of the blue, a crobat-like creature swoops in and slashes her with his wing!
  88. Sep 24 14:03:34 <DamienLunas> "White Moon!"
  89. Sep 24 14:04:25 <DamienLunas> "Ki kii! You didn't think I was the only one who could set up an ambush, did you? Alone I was formidable, but together with Crobatman, you don't stand a chance, S-Squad!"
  90. Sep 24 14:05:00 <DamienLunas> "And when we're done with you, you're the ones that shall be seeing stars tonight, you meddlesome teenagers!"
  91. Sep 24 14:05:23 * Ilya is now known as Six
  92. Sep 24 14:05:58 <DamienLunas> A voice comes from off stage, "You've got a lot of nerve, attacking a woman like that from behind!"
  93. Sep 24 14:06:02 <Arthur> (it's always a spider and a bat)
  94. Sep 24 14:06:04 <DamienLunas> "What? That voice... it couldn't be!"
  95. Sep 24 14:06:38 <DamienLunas> A black haired man in a priest's robe walks onto the stage accompanied by a zangoose.
  96. Sep 24 14:07:05 <DamienLunas> <Looks like Ouroborous is up to no good again, huh Daichi.>
  97. Sep 24 14:07:06 <Arthur> (oh u)
  98. Sep 24 14:07:22 <Hope> (Oh boy)
  99. Sep 24 14:08:11 <DamienLunas> "The scales of justice are tilted..."
  100. Sep 24 14:08:22 <DamienLunas> He points at the monsters, "I'll make you feel the weight of your crimes!"
  101. Sep 24 14:08:33 * Six is now known as Paradox
  102. Sep 24 14:08:38 * Paradox is now known as Six
  103. Sep 24 14:08:40 <DamienLunas> He whips a snakelike belt around his waist and brings the zangoose closer, "Let's go! Tamamaru!"
  104. Sep 24 14:08:42 <DamienLunas> "Henshin!"
  105. Sep 24 14:09:10  Hope scratches her head as she tries to figure out who this guy is.
  106. Sep 24 14:09:27 <DamienLunas> Claw Form
  107. Sep 24 14:09:53 <Arthur> "Looks a little like..."
  108. Sep 24 14:10:53 <DamienLunas> A cloud of mist appears, obscuring your vision momentarily so that they can swap out the actors, and once it clears, a man in a red and white suit with long claws on the hands appears.
  109. Sep 24 14:11:06 <DamienLunas> "I am... Pokerider Heavy!"
  110. Sep 24 14:11:15 <Arthur> "...Same design really, just with... huh."
  111. Sep 24 14:11:27 <DamienLunas> The crowd cheers rather loudly at his appearance. It seems that this guy is pretty popular!
  112. Sep 24 14:12:46 <DamienLunas> "Leave Crobatman to me! You guys can take care of that webhead, right?"
  113. Sep 24 14:12:52 <DamienLunas> "Right!"
  114. Sep 24 14:14:01 <DamienLunas> The S-Squad begins a fierce counterattack while Heavy slices at the Crobatman, keeping him at bay with his long claws and countering his strikes.
  115. Sep 24 14:14:21 <Hope> "Oh, is this what they call a... crossover?"
  116. Sep 24 14:14:59  Botherer ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  117. Sep 24 14:16:29 <DamienLunas> They knock the Ariadosman to the ground, and he stumbles trying to get up, but apparently not trying very hard, as the S-Squad has time to assemble all their weapons into one and perform their finishing move on it!
  118. Sep 24 14:16:56 <DamienLunas> "Go! Shooting Star Special!"
  119. Sep 24 14:17:36 <DamienLunas> a dazzling ball of rainbow light hits the ariadosman and explodes obviously, while Heavy uses the force of the explosion to jump into the air!
  120. Sep 24 14:20:00 <DamienLunas> A glowing white spiral appears around his right leg until it is completely engulfed in the shining light! He flies down with incredible speed at the Crobatman! "COIL KIIIIIIIIIICK!"
  121. Sep 24 14:20:41 <DamienLunas> He slams into the ground with incredible force, shaking your seats with his immense weight crashing to the earth, finishing off the crobatman in another elaborate explosion
  122. Sep 24 14:20:55 <Hope> "W-whoa."
  123. Sep 24 14:21:12 <Saru> "Wow!"
  124. Sep 24 14:21:58 <Arthur> "...have to try that."
  125. Sep 24 14:26:42 <DamienLunas> The smoke clears and the heroes stand triumphant, the crowd cheering wildly
  126. Sep 24 14:27:18 <Klark> "That...That sure was a thing."
  127. Sep 24 14:27:55 <DamienLunas> The S-Squad goes up to the rider, "Thank you, Heavy, you sure saved us!"
  128. Sep 24 14:28:01  Saru jumps up cheering. "That was awesome!"
  129. Sep 24 14:28:35 <DamienLunas> He shakes his head, "I couldn't have done it without everyone's help!"
  130. Sep 24 14:28:55 <DamienLunas> "That's right, fighting alongside eachother, we can accomplish amazing things."
  131. Sep 24 14:29:34 <DamienLunas> They nod and face the audience, "And you'll see plenty of heroes fighting together for justice in Pokerider: Rider City! Coming Soon!"
  132. Sep 24 14:30:00 <DamienLunas> The curtain falls and they all go off to get out of their suits.
  133. Sep 24 14:31:01 <DamienLunas> After a few minutes, Maria and the rest of the S-Squad rush up to see you guys.
  134. Sep 24 14:31:09 <DamienLunas> Maria: "Hope! You came to watch!" :D
  135. Sep 24 14:31:40 <Arthur> "I couldn't NOT watch, I mean look at that."
  136. Sep 24 14:32:23 <Hope> "Hey everyone!"
  137. Sep 24 14:32:31 <Saru> "That was AWESOME!"
  138. Sep 24 14:32:31 <Hope> "Of course we came, I couldn't have missed this!"
  139. Sep 24 14:32:33 <DamienLunas> Maria pulls hope in for a big hug
  140. Sep 24 14:33:01  Hope hugs Maria back. "But you guys didn't even get to work Shin Hagane Poketter into it... Ah, well."
  141. Sep 24 14:33:19 <Arthur> "That'd be a bit of a waste of the berry though..."
  142. Sep 24 14:33:29 <DamienLunas> Maria: "I was a bit nervous... I actually messed up one of my lines! I couldn't remember what the motivation was for the Ouroborous... so I kind of made up that line about the hair."
  143. Sep 24 14:33:55  Hope chuckles. "I thought that was kind of odd but hey, you all did great!"
  144. Sep 24 14:34:25  Klark Smiles and nods at Maria.
  145. Sep 24 14:34:35 <Saru> "I totally bought that though!"
  146. Sep 24 14:34:40 <DamienLunas> "I'm so glad you guys all liked it!"
  147. Sep 24 14:34:47 <Saru> "It's definitely the kind of thing the bad guys do in those shows."
  148. Sep 24 14:35:47 <Hope> "The important part was that everyone had a great time, right?"
  149. Sep 24 14:36:29 <DamienLunas> "Yup! We all really enjoyed writing it, and the guy who plays Heavy is really nice. That zangoose is such a cutie behind stage~"
  150. Sep 24 14:37:14 <Hope> "Haha, I bet."
  151. Sep 24 14:37:51  Hope scratches her head. "Not that I really know who Heavy was, honestly..."
  152. Sep 24 14:38:36 <DamienLunas> "We have the movie at home! We were watching it when you were over, remember? And then Zack broke the couch..."
  153. Sep 24 14:38:50 <Hope> "Oh, was he in that? Huh!"
  154. Sep 24 14:38:52 <DamienLunas> "It's a little cheesy, but I'd love to watch it with you some time!"
  155. Sep 24 14:39:01 <Hope> "Sure, that'd be great!"
  156. Sep 24 14:39:22 <DamienLunas> she gives you another hug, "We've gotta go get ready for the parade. You guys should go find your friends and get good seats, okay?"
  157. Sep 24 14:39:33 <Hope> "Alright, good luck!"
  158. Sep 24 14:39:45 <Hope> "Congrats on your big debut!"
  159. Sep 24 14:40:10 <DamienLunas> "Thanks a lot! We couldn't have done it without you."
  160. Sep 24 14:40:15 <DamienLunas> They smile and go run off to join the parade.
  161. Sep 24 14:40:40 <Hope> "They're all so nice..."
  162. Sep 24 14:41:23 <Arthur> "They've had nothing but time to relax and adjust ever since they were beaten."
  163. Sep 24 14:41:38 <Klark> "Heh, I wonder how the parade is going to turn out."
  164. Sep 24 14:41:47  Arthur gets up and stretches. "If they're getting ready for the parade, though, I'll have to go too."
  165. Sep 24 14:41:57 <Saru> "All right."
  166. Sep 24 14:42:04 <Saru> "I bet the parade is going to be great!"
  167. Sep 24 14:42:35 <Hope> "Mira's set to be in it, who wants to bet on if she passes out before it's all over?"
  168. Sep 24 14:42:44 <Hope> "No? Guess that is a little mean.'
  169. Sep 24 14:42:50  Arthur walks off. "As soon as it starts."
  170. Sep 24 14:42:56  Hope scratches her chin thoughtfully.
  171. Sep 24 14:43:10 <Hope> "Poor Mira... In all seriousness I hope she doesn't freeze up too much."
  172. Sep 24 14:43:16 <Klark> "Poor Mira. I know I'd be like a statue infront of all those people."
  173. Sep 24 14:43:17 <Saru> "I bet she makes it all the way through!"
  174. Sep 24 14:43:45  Hope smiles.
  175. Sep 24 14:44:01 <Hope> "We can hope."
  176. Sep 24 14:44:03 <DamienLunas> (how sweet)
  177. Sep 24 14:44:06 <DamienLunas> (also easy money)
  178. Sep 24 14:45:46 <DamienLunas> So then... parade teim? :D
  179. Sep 24 14:45:58 <DamienLunas> Are you guys going to drag six along too
  180. Sep 24 14:46:16 <DamienLunas> to make sure he's not being antisocial and just getting high on acid while Felicia molests him in his drug addled state?
  181. Sep 24 14:46:18 <Hope> (Parade with no Mira?)
  182. Sep 24 14:46:52 <Hope> And sure, let's go find Six.
  183. Sep 24 14:47:10 <DamienLunas> (Mira's in the parade)
  184. Sep 24 14:47:17 <Hope> (I know)
  185. Sep 24 14:48:57 <DamienLunas> anyway you guys go find six bluhing around the fairgrounds
  186. Sep 24 14:50:28  Six bluh bluh bluh hueg bitch
  187. Sep 24 14:50:37 <Hope> "Six!"
  188. Sep 24 14:50:51 <Hope> "Come on, it's almost time for the parade." She seems excited.
  189. Sep 24 14:53:24  Hope pokes Six.
  190. Sep 24 14:54:57  Six pokes Hope back D:<
  191. Sep 24 14:56:06 <Hope> "Well?"
  192. Sep 24 14:56:11 <Hope> "Mira's going to be in it~"
  193. Sep 24 14:58:36 <Six> "Ugh fine."
  194. Sep 24 14:59:00 <Hope> "That's the spirit!"
  195. Sep 24 14:59:06 <Hope> "Come on then!"
  196. Sep 24 14:59:11  Hope heads for the parade.
  197. Sep 24 14:59:47 <DamienLunas> Hope drags Six to the parade which she conveniently didn't mention Arthur is in
  198. Sep 24 15:00:05 <DamienLunas> Almost everyone in the festival seems to be gathered to have a look at this parade.
  199. Sep 24 15:02:00 <DamienLunas> "Welcome everyone, to the man festival. I'll be your host, Ed McMahon!"
  200. Sep 24 15:02:32 <Hope> :3c
  201. Sep 24 15:02:37 <DamienLunas> "We've got a great parade for you lined up today, Here comes our first float, dedicated to the bringer of presents, folks."
  202. Sep 24 15:02:55 <DamienLunas> "Yes he is real and as you can see he's got his delibird helpers out there passing out treats to allll the good girls and boys."
  203. Sep 24 15:03:08 <Klark> (ahahahahaha)
  204. Sep 24 15:03:17 <DamienLunas> a big float passes by with a large tree decorated with illumise and volbeat
  205. Sep 24 15:03:25 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  206. Sep 24 15:03:25 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  207. Sep 24 15:03:30 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  208. Sep 24 15:03:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  209. Sep 24 15:03:33 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  210. Sep 24 15:03:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  211. Sep 24 15:03:39 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  212. Sep 24 15:03:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  213. Sep 24 15:03:55 <DamienLunas> only saru gets hit with a candy
  214. Sep 24 15:04:12 <DamienLunas> Saru got a rare candy!
  215. Sep 24 15:04:23 <Saru> "I got a candy!:
  216. Sep 24 15:04:36 <Klark> "I guess we've been naughty."
  217. Sep 24 15:05:12 <DamienLunas> (that's what you get for doing it out in the garden in PUBLIC where anyone could see)
  218. Sep 24 15:05:16 * ShowerKit is now known as Kit
  219. Sep 24 15:05:19  Kit has quit (Quit: )
  220. Sep 24 15:05:25 <DamienLunas> (And they've seen the kinds of books hope reads :I)
  221. Sep 24 15:05:33  Kt ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  222. Sep 24 15:05:45 * Kt is now known as TF2Kit
  223. Sep 24 15:05:46 <Klark> (=B)
  224. Sep 24 15:06:07 <Saru> (see, being functionally illiterate has all kinds of ancillary benefits)
  225. Sep 24 15:06:50  Hope watches the float pass by.
  226. Sep 24 15:06:58 <Hope> :<
  227. Sep 24 15:07:03 <Saru> :<
  228. Sep 24 15:07:06 <DamienLunas> "Now then, next up we've got ourselves a nice little demonstration brought in from Irascia City, home of the Fighting Gym."
  229. Sep 24 15:07:09  Saru gives Hope the candy.
  230. Sep 24 15:07:22  Hope shakes her head. "Don't worry about it, keep it!"
  231. Sep 24 15:07:31  Hope smiles. "It's yours. That's part of the fun."
  232. Sep 24 15:07:32 <Saru> "Okay..."
  233. Sep 24 15:07:37 <DamienLunas> "As you can all see, they're very proud of their power."
  234. Sep 24 15:07:54  Hope checks this one out.
  235. Sep 24 15:07:58 <DamienLunas> There's a bunch of flexing machokes and machops, as well as some sawks and throhs grappling, and all 3 hitmons sparring.
  236. Sep 24 15:08:44 <Klark> "Huh, thats nifty."
  237. Sep 24 15:09:01 <Klark> "Huh. I wonder if we all should have made a float."
  238. Sep 24 15:09:10 <DamienLunas> "Oh and here comes the beautiful Diva of Rhythm herself, Meloetta! Courtesy of Team Rockit, that's Rock-it folks."
  239. Sep 24 15:09:20 <Saru> "Oh man, that would have been a great idea!"
  240. Sep 24 15:09:23 <DamienLunas> Meloetta dances her way across in step forme
  241. Sep 24 15:10:02 <Hope> "Hah, oh well."
  242. Sep 24 15:10:15 <Hope> "Like Manaphy and I discussed earlier it's more fun to watch a parade than be in it." :3c
  243. Sep 24 15:10:32 <Saru> "Yeah, that's true!"
  244. Sep 24 15:10:34  Hope waves at Rock-It and Meloetta though they probably can't spot them that easily.
  245. Sep 24 15:10:46 <DamienLunas> "Oh, now here's a sight that I know I won't forget, caution, first few rows may get wet! We've got a whole family of watery rulers for you to feast your eyes on."
  246. Sep 24 15:11:27 <DamienLunas> A beautiful white bird-like creature flies above them, while a massive blue and red creature floats on by beneath it.
  247. Sep 24 15:12:28 <Hope> "Oh?"
  248. Sep 24 15:12:30 <Hope> =O
  249. Sep 24 15:12:43  Klark Stares.
  250. Sep 24 15:12:58  Hope takes off her jacket to hold over Ribbon just in case of wet.
  251. Sep 24 15:13:21 <DamienLunas> Nurse Philgut seems to be riding on top of lugia, and a group of Kingdra swim along a large steady wave of water behind kyogre, pulling a golden chariot which seems to hold Manaphy and Mira.
  252. Sep 24 15:14:04  Hope waves at Mira with her free hand. =D
  253. Sep 24 15:14:34 <DamienLunas> Mira seems to be closing her eyes while Manaphy sits close to her trying to keep her calm
  254. Sep 24 15:14:45  Saru also waves at Mira. "Hooray Mira!"
  255. Sep 24 15:14:57 <Saru> "Three cheers for the princess of the sea!"
  256. Sep 24 15:15:27  Klark Whistles for Mira!
  257. Sep 24 15:15:27 <DamienLunas> Manaphy: <I'm trying to replace the sound of the crowd with the sounds of the ocean, so she can't actually hear you right now :<>
  258. Sep 24 15:16:00 <Hope> <Aw.>
  259. Sep 24 15:17:04 <DamienLunas> "Now folks, up there is the 'Guardian of the Sea', Lugia. You'll see she's given Nurse Philgut the right to ride on top of her, as the good Nurse was in fact the one who journeyed to her domain to heal her wounds."
  260. Sep 24 15:17:27 <DamienLunas> "And of course, the King of the Sea, Kyogre, Prince Manaphy, and Princess Mira are having a wailord of a time out there."
  261. Sep 24 15:18:16 <DamienLunas> "Now up next we've got the... moustachemobile, driven by some rather eccentric fellows who seem to be quite the hit at this man festival.
  262. Sep 24 15:18:59 <DamienLunas> Team Machismo waves triumphantly whoooos
  263. Sep 24 15:19:03 <DamienLunas> and*
  264. Sep 24 15:19:09 <Hope> "Haha, awesome!"
  265. Sep 24 15:19:23  Saru waves both hands at them, laughing.
  266. Sep 24 15:19:23 <Hope> "Go, Team Machismo!" she yells out.
  267. Sep 24 15:19:45 <DamienLunas> "And next off, we've got some fellows you might have seen cartwheeling around, they're trying to break the world record for longest time spent cartwheeling naked if you can believe it."
  268. Sep 24 15:19:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  269. Sep 24 15:19:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  270. Sep 24 15:19:50 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  271. Sep 24 15:19:50 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  272. Sep 24 15:19:51 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  273. Sep 24 15:19:51 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  274. Sep 24 15:20:05 <Klark> "Ohmy."
  275. Sep 24 15:20:07 <DamienLunas> They manage to avoid slipping on the puddles kyogre left behind. "MAN FESTIVAL WOOOOOOOO!"
  276. Sep 24 15:20:38 <Hope> "Oh god, them again?"
  277. Sep 24 15:21:44 <DamienLunas> "Oh, and here comes a beautifully bedazzled float with Miss 'Lisette Marie Leone Francoise de la Paixe', another member of the Paixe Elite Four."
  278. Sep 24 15:22:27 <DamienLunas> She has a wonderful sparkling float, with her aggron, Solrock, Shuckle, and a few unusual pokemon...
  279. Sep 24 15:22:52 <DamienLunas> She has what appears to be a Scizor made out of diamond
  280. Sep 24 15:23:02 <DamienLunas> and a Parasect with a Diamond-Studded cap
  281. Sep 24 15:23:20 <Klark> "Whoa."
  282. Sep 24 15:23:32  Hope observes this with some distaste, thinking she's showing off a bit too much.
  283. Sep 24 15:23:34 <DamienLunas> And in addition... an incredible looking creature
  284. Sep 24 15:23:49 <DamienLunas> it's some sort of golem made entirely out of diamond
  285. Sep 24 15:24:01 <DamienLunas> and it seems to have a legendary aura!
  286. Sep 24 15:24:18 <DamienLunas> (Add Regirock to seen)
  287. Sep 24 15:24:29  Hope checks, full aura or more like the suicune's?
  288. Sep 24 15:24:42 <DamienLunas> it's much more complete than the suicune's
  289. Sep 24 15:24:59 <DamienLunas> Protection, Control and Energy.
  290. Sep 24 15:25:31  Hope hmms
  291. Sep 24 15:25:37 <Klark> "Huh...."
  292. Sep 24 15:26:10 <Klark> "What is that thin?"
  293. Sep 24 15:26:24 <Saru> "It looks like a big rock."
  294. Sep 24 15:26:25 <Hope> (The legendary book had pictures right?)
  295. Sep 24 15:26:31 <Hope> (Or no)
  296. Sep 24 15:26:58 <DamienLunas> (Some vauge pictures, sort of like bigfoot sightings)
  297. Sep 24 15:27:08 <DamienLunas> (artist's interpretation and such)
  298. Sep 24 15:27:17 <Hope> 1d20+10 well maybe a Wisdom check? :3c
  299. Sep 24 15:27:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, well maybe a Wisdom check? :3c: 29 [1d20=19]
  300. Sep 24 15:27:34 <DamienLunas> "As you may or may not know, the good lady recieved a blessing from the Master of Time himself, allowing her to create these stunning pokemon. Her gift even extends to her Legendary pokemon Regirock."
  301. Sep 24 15:27:41 <Hope> (Or that)
  302. Sep 24 15:27:51 <DamienLunas> (nyoro~n :3c)
  303. Sep 24 15:28:05 <Hope> "The Master of Time... the other one Celebi mentioned, right?"
  304. Sep 24 15:28:29 <Hope> "Hrm..."
  305. Sep 24 15:28:50 <DamienLunas> "And of course, here is our President, Jeramiah Willow, riding his beautiful rapidash along with his Grand...child, Arthur Meyer."
  306. Sep 24 15:29:27  Hope has to snrk a bit.
  307. Sep 24 15:29:31 <DamienLunas> "President Willow has declined the protection of the secret service, saying that the people have come to see him, not a bunch of suits, and that any would be assassins better bring their A game."
  308. Sep 24 15:29:45  Arthur tries jumping off and following the parade from the air!
  309. Sep 24 15:29:59 <DamienLunas> You can't fly that much.
  310. Sep 24 15:30:01 <Hope> "How many people would try to assassinate Willow, anyway?"
  311. Sep 24 15:30:03  zoofman_ ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  312. Sep 24 15:30:10  Arthur only for a bit then back on the horse ;-;
  313. Sep 24 15:31:02 <DamienLunas> A few more groups parade by
  314. Sep 24 15:31:31 <DamienLunas> A chorus of croaking politoeds...
  315. Sep 24 15:31:41 <DamienLunas> some synchronized ledians flying by
  316. Sep 24 15:32:07 <Saru> (okay yeah i definitely rad a different owrd than ledians the first time)
  317. Sep 24 15:32:18 <DamienLunas> (Pfffffffffffffttt)
  318. Sep 24 15:32:29 <DamienLunas> (boy that would be a parade I'd watch)
  319. Sep 24 15:32:41 <Saru> (*read, word, cannot into typing)
  320. Sep 24 15:32:59 <DamienLunas> Some Hariyama putting on a sumo demonstration
  321. Sep 24 15:33:34 <DamienLunas> And finally "Here they are folks, our guests of honor, this time swearing NOT to destroy the entire city, the Bringers of Life, Gales, and Thunder!"
  322. Sep 24 15:34:13 <Hope> :3c
  323. Sep 24 15:34:25 <DamienLunas> Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus all fly by, waving and smiling, looking especially jolly today.
  324. Sep 24 15:34:43  Klark whistles and waves to the brothers.
  325. Sep 24 15:35:23 <DamienLunas> They all wave back, smiling, and not Pec Dancing.
  326. Sep 24 15:35:45 <DamienLunas> Eventually, they all pass by, but they gather around a large barren tree.
  327. Sep 24 15:36:12 <DamienLunas> "Now then folks, that's all for the parade, but we've got one more closing ceremony to attend to, and that is of course the rite of growth!"
  328. Sep 24 15:36:59 <DamienLunas> "Pay attention folks, you may not see something like this again in a very very long time. Those with heart conditions are advised to man up and try not to blow a gasket during this next part.
  329. Sep 24 15:37:18 <DamienLunas> They begin playing a wonderful sounding song as the three brothers begin a graceful looking dance.
  330. Sep 24 15:37:19 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3yxTbkh5s
  331. Sep 24 15:37:36  Kain ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  332. Sep 24 15:37:58 <DamienLunas> almost immediately, you all begin to notice the effect the rite is having.
  333. Sep 24 15:38:46 <Kain> !dm9001 lastlines #5
  334. Sep 24 15:38:56  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  335. Sep 24 15:39:15 <DamienLunas> tiny bits of grass start growing at first in the dirt
  336. Sep 24 15:39:16  Klark Stands up to get a better view.
  337. Sep 24 15:39:32 <DamienLunas> and soon, all around you, flower buds pop out of the ground in time with their dance
  338. Sep 24 15:39:55 <Kain> "Ooh!"
  339. Sep 24 15:40:13 <DamienLunas> A wind swirls about you all, and a light drizzle begins to fall, deftly avoiding the people and splattering the ground lightly
  340. Sep 24 15:41:13 <DamienLunas> the dance picks up faster and faster, and soon grass begins sprouting up all over the place!
  341. Sep 24 15:41:27 <DamienLunas> Very quickly, the barren dirt all seems to have sprouted lush green grass
  342. Sep 24 15:42:13 <DamienLunas> And then at the final moment of the song, they all strike a powerful pose
  343. Sep 24 15:42:25 <DamienLunas> and a flood of energy rushes through the air
  344. Sep 24 15:42:40 <DamienLunas> beautiful flowers spreading in its wake, blanketing the ground
  345. Sep 24 15:43:16 <Kain> "My gosh..."
  346. Sep 24 15:43:19 * Kain is now known as Hope
  347. Sep 24 15:43:45 <DamienLunas> The whole crowd is breathless with awe
  348. Sep 24 15:43:51 <DamienLunas> many of them have never even seen a flower
  349. Sep 24 15:43:55 <DamienLunas> much less a whole field of them
  350. Sep 24 15:43:57  Hope leans down to smell a flower.
  351. Sep 24 15:44:22 <DamienLunas> There's nothing like the smell of that freshly sprouted flower.
  352. Sep 24 15:44:31  Hope smiles, letting Beeatrice and Pix out.
  353. Sep 24 15:44:49 <Hope> (Or really she should have had her mons out the whole time)
  354. Sep 24 15:44:54 <Hope> (But I forgot. :3c)
  355. Sep 24 15:44:58 <DamienLunas> (yeah probably :3)
  356. Sep 24 15:45:27 <DamienLunas> The mons all seem ecstatic at the beautiful growth
  357. Sep 24 15:45:31  Hope turns to the others. "Isn't this beautiful?! The entire world will be like our garden again, soon..."
  358. Sep 24 15:45:32  Klark Totally had Bert out the whole time. <Hey little buddy! Look!>
  359. Sep 24 15:45:44  Saru picks out a flower that looks pretty and picks it for Hope.
  360. Sep 24 15:46:05 <Klark> "It's finally coming true."
  361. Sep 24 15:46:05  Hope smiles, taking it gently and putting it in her hair, before kissing Saru.
  362. Sep 24 15:46:25  Saru grins and kisses back.
  363. Sep 24 15:46:32 <DamienLunas> many other members of the crowd have followed suit, letting out their bug and grass pokemon
  364. Sep 24 15:46:38 <DamienLunas> they have also followed suit with the makeouts.
  365. Sep 24 15:46:44 <DamienLunas> all the sloppy makeouts. all of them.
  366. Sep 24 15:47:10 <DamienLunas> Katy is most almost definitely trying to make out with Klark right now too
  367. Sep 24 15:47:42 <DamienLunas> It's true what willow says. they solve everything. always.
  368. Sep 24 15:48:02  Klark Totally reciprocates.
  369. Sep 24 15:49:14 <DamienLunas> "Thank you everybody, you've made this festival one that I'm sure we'll tell our children about until they cut their own ears off to make it stop."
  370. Sep 24 15:49:58  Hope laughs
  371. Sep 24 15:51:57 <DamienLunas> "You've all been wonderful, and I hope that you cherish this event for the rest of your lives as I'm sure I will."
  372. Sep 24 15:52:23 <DamienLunas> "Good night, and good luck. You'll need it. Getting home is going to be a mess."
  373. Sep 24 15:52:34 <DamienLunas> [/festival]
  374.  
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