The tale of the 2 shitheads

The tale of the 2 shitheads


It was a sunny day outside. The ladies were squirting and the normies were fapping. In between them, we're people named "Papa Outcast" and "Beetman". They wished they we're one or the other. But all they have is their computers and shitty friends. But soon they found love, the best love they could ever possibly find. One was a bearded man that had a fetish for buildings, and the other was a asian trap. So they went along streets and more streets, trying to find love. Papa stumbled on a small man, with a big beard. His name was "landeyx". Papa asked "I see your a perfect type, could you maybe go out to dinner with me?" Land said "I see your ball sack is...outstanding... Beet said "papa get rid of this normie now." but papa kept staring at the man. Beet was feeling..extra down that day. His friend found a true love but all he had was his porn and his hello kitty lube. That night in the room he was sleeping in, he heard some strange noises. He opened the door and saw Papa and Land fucking! Oh it was all messy on the bed and so gay. Beet had no words. Morning came and beet went out again. He saw a hot asian trap. Big ballsacks and more. One minute later beet got on his knees and started sucking, all in public. Soon enough they got married and had little mistake kids. Before they died they had 1 last fuck. Shame their dicks broke off. They went to the dark places and sucked Satan's hard cock.

So that was the tale of the 2 soon enough fortunate men.




The End.