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- Wrong_Way ends up leaving John's dorm after a teary goodbye
- Wrong_Way ends up going to Hab's office as he passes by it
- HabeusKaiju is making a house of cards
- <KFB>: Habeuskaiju is just reminded mentally that today was the day he promised to take ww and theojunior to the vet
- Wrong_Way knocks on hab's door
- <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
- Wrong_Way enters Hab's office
- <Wrong_Way>: "Heyyy, I was just in the neighborhood!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, what's up, ese?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing much, I was hanging out with that John guy and his cat. Man, some people and their pets."
- <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, weirdos, eh?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Sometimes man. We had to fight a bear and everything to get it food."
- <HabeusKaiju>: You fought a bear?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, evil bear or something."
- <HabeusKaiju>: huh
- <HabeusKaiju>: you okay?
- *** KFB is now known as The_CANARY
- <The_CANARY>: : D
- <The_CANARY>: }
- <Wrong_Way>: "It was no big deal..."
- <Wrong_Way>: "You're talking to an S-man, remember?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, a bonafide one
- <HabeusKaiju>: Hoorah!
- HabeusKaiju highfives Wrong_Way
- The_CANARY shoots hab with an arrow through the window. Its a tiny arrow with a note attached. The shooter is unseen and besides a slight cut into his back hab is fine
- <HabeusKaiju>: Ow!
- <Wrong_Way>: "WOAH!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: the heck was that?
- The_CANARY is gone for now
- <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue. That's not Straight's style but who..."
- Wrong_Way pulls the arrow out
- <HabeusKaiju>: ...
- <HabeusKaiju>: Is that an arrow?
- <The_CANARY>: It dissapears into a puff of canaries One canary has a note tied to its leg
- *** The_CANARY is now known as Tiny_Canary
- <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez. It's the Canary."
- <HabeusKaiju>: canary?
- Tiny_Canary lands on habs shoulder
- Wrong_Way snatches Tiny_Canary and grabs the note
- <Tiny_Canary>: "IT IS I. LEROY SNART. VOICE OF DOGTECTIVE. THE CANARY. so yeah, enough with the villian talk. I need money so ive poisend your mentor with venom from the *coughcough* spitting canary. He has under 28 hours to live. If you want the antivenom. Bring One gilligan dollars to the abandoned aviary outside of town."
- <Tiny_Canary>: "Ps. Do you think I should get a new outfit?
- <Tiny_Canary>: "
- <Wrong_Way>: "..."
- Wrong_Way hands the note to Hab
- <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you might want to read this..."
- HabeusKaiju puts on his glasses, and reads the note
- <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
- <HabeusKaiju>: dogtective?>
- <HabeusKaiju>: nice
- <HabeusKaiju>: dadadada
- <HabeusKaiju>: poison
- <HabeusKaiju>: 28 hours
- <HabeusKaiju>: antivenom
- <HabeusKaiju>: gagillions
- <HabeusKaiju>: ps
- <HabeusKaiju>: outfit
- <HabeusKaiju>: hmm
- HabeusKaiju takes off his glasses
- <Tiny_Canary>: pfffft]
- <Wrong_Way>: "Well, I think the outfit is okay..."
- <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT?!
- *** Tiny_Canary is now known as DevilHab
- DevilHab is on habs shoulder
- <Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know he knew I went to school here!"
- <DevilHab>: "Oh GOD WHAT"
- *** DevilHab is now known as AngelHab
- AngelHab is freaking the fuck out on the other shoulder
- HabeusKaiju looks at the two guys, and yells
- <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT DO I DO?!
- <AngelHab>: Blue is angel hab, this color is devil hab]
- <AngelHab>: The tiny canaries in the room scatter
- <AngelHab>: Repent theo
- Wrong_Way shoos the canaries away
- <AngelHab>: "Go biollante on his ass"
- <Wrong_Way>: "I hate these birds!"
- *** AngelHab is now known as Berds
- Berds fly out
- <HabeusKaiju>: Repent for what?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Repent what? Who are you talking to?"
- <Berds>: "/me shrigs"
- <Berds>: "Iunno you stole those grapes in line at the supermarket?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: The little angel me, here
- <HabeusKaiju>: Those were free samples!
- <Berds>: Mark doesnt see any angels, this an effect of the poison
- <Wrong_Way>: "...We better figure out how to get a gagillion dollars."
- <Wrong_Way>: "I don't want to explain this to Clara later.."
- <Berds>: "And they said take one, you took seven"
- <HabeusKaiju>: So!
- <HabeusKaiju>: They had plenty!
- <HabeusKaiju>: And, you know....I do have money...
- <Berds>: The angel and devil are gone...for now
- <Wrong_Way>: "Earth to Theo?"
- <Wrong_Way>: "We gotta figure this out, Theo and quick."
- <HabeusKaiju>: I am
- <HabeusKaiju>: mark
- <HabeusKaiju>: I have money
- <Berds>: That is claras college fund
- <Berds>: BET IT ALL
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, right....
- <HabeusKaiju>: Nevermind, it's for Clara
- <HabeusKaiju>: So what we gonna do?
- <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue...uh maybe we can psyche him out?"
- *** Berds is now known as kiwi
- <Wrong_Way>: "Like in this one movie, they put like paper under some dollar bills and pretended all the money was in the case."
- <kiwi>: me pecks at marks leg
- <Wrong_Way>: "OHSHIT"
- Wrong_Way tries to avoid being pecked by a kiwi
- <Wrong_Way>: "How did this get in?"
- kiwi has a note on his leg as well
- Wrong_Way snatches the note carefully from the kiwi
- <kiwi>: "TIME IS WAISTING AHAHAHAHA. Also This is my last note please get it, ive randomly been placing kiwis throughout the town hoping youd find it"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Man this guy is SO impatient! I'm gonna tell him his costume is so lame and stuff."
- *** kiwi is now known as Canary
- <Wrong_Way>: [hab, you tired?]
- Canary is sad at the aviary and doesnt know why
- <Canary>: Habeuskaiju?]
- <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
- HabeusKaiju is making a house of cards
- <KFB>: Habeuskaiju is just reminded mentally that today was the day he promised to take ww and theojunior to the vet
- Wrong_Way knocks on hab's door
- <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
- Wrong_Way enters Hab's office
- <Wrong_Way>: "Heyyy, I was just in the neighborhood!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, what's up, ese?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing much, I was hanging out with that John guy and his cat. Man, some people and their pets."
- <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, weirdos, eh?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Sometimes man. We had to fight a bear and everything to get it food."
- <HabeusKaiju>: You fought a bear?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, evil bear or something."
- <HabeusKaiju>: huh
- <HabeusKaiju>: you okay?
- *** KFB is now known as The_CANARY
- <The_CANARY>: : D
- <The_CANARY>: }
- <Wrong_Way>: "It was no big deal..."
- <Wrong_Way>: "You're talking to an S-man, remember?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, a bonafide one
- <HabeusKaiju>: Hoorah!
- HabeusKaiju highfives Wrong_Way
- The_CANARY shoots hab with an arrow through the window. Its a tiny arrow with a note attached. The shooter is unseen and besides a slight cut into his back hab is fine
- <HabeusKaiju>: Ow!
- <Wrong_Way>: "WOAH!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: the heck was that?
- The_CANARY is gone for now
- <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue. That's not Straight's style but who..."
- Wrong_Way pulls the arrow out
- <HabeusKaiju>: ...
- <HabeusKaiju>: Is that an arrow?
- <The_CANARY>: It dissapears into a puff of canaries One canary has a note tied to its leg
- *** The_CANARY is now known as Tiny_Canary
- <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez. It's the Canary."
- <HabeusKaiju>: canary?
- Tiny_Canary lands on habs shoulder
- Wrong_Way snatches Tiny_Canary and grabs the note
- <Tiny_Canary>: "IT IS I. LEROY SNART. VOICE OF DOGTECTIVE. THE CANARY. so yeah, enough with the villian talk. I need money so ive poisend your mentor with venom from the *coughcough* spitting canary. He has under 28 hours to live. If you want the antivenom. Bring One gilligan dollars to the abandoned aviary outside of town."
- <Tiny_Canary>: "Ps. Do you think I should get a new outfit?
- <Tiny_Canary>: "
- <Wrong_Way>: "..."
- Wrong_Way hands the note to Hab
- <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you might want to read this..."
- HabeusKaiju puts on his glasses, and reads the note
- <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
- <HabeusKaiju>: dogtective?>
- <HabeusKaiju>: nice
- <HabeusKaiju>: dadadada
- <HabeusKaiju>: poison
- <HabeusKaiju>: 28 hours
- <HabeusKaiju>: antivenom
- <HabeusKaiju>: gagillions
- <HabeusKaiju>: ps
- <HabeusKaiju>: outfit
- <HabeusKaiju>: hmm
- HabeusKaiju takes off his glasses
- <Tiny_Canary>: pfffft]
- <Wrong_Way>: "Well, I think the outfit is okay..."
- <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT?!
- *** Tiny_Canary is now known as DevilHab
- DevilHab is on habs shoulder
- <Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know he knew I went to school here!"
- <DevilHab>: "Oh GOD WHAT"
- *** DevilHab is now known as AngelHab
- AngelHab is freaking the fuck out on the other shoulder
- HabeusKaiju looks at the two guys, and yells
- <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT DO I DO?!
- <AngelHab>: Blue is angel hab, this color is devil hab]
- <AngelHab>: The tiny canaries in the room scatter
- <AngelHab>: Repent theo
- Wrong_Way shoos the canaries away
- <AngelHab>: "Go biollante on his ass"
- <Wrong_Way>: "I hate these birds!"
- *** AngelHab is now known as Berds
- Berds fly out
- <HabeusKaiju>: Repent for what?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Repent what? Who are you talking to?"
- <Berds>: "/me shrigs"
- <Berds>: "Iunno you stole those grapes in line at the supermarket?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: The little angel me, here
- <HabeusKaiju>: Those were free samples!
- <Berds>: Mark doesnt see any angels, this an effect of the poison
- <Wrong_Way>: "...We better figure out how to get a gagillion dollars."
- <Wrong_Way>: "I don't want to explain this to Clara later.."
- <Berds>: "And they said take one, you took seven"
- <HabeusKaiju>: So!
- <HabeusKaiju>: They had plenty!
- <HabeusKaiju>: And, you know....I do have money...
- <Berds>: The angel and devil are gone...for now
- <Wrong_Way>: "Earth to Theo?"
- <Wrong_Way>: "We gotta figure this out, Theo and quick."
- <HabeusKaiju>: I am
- <HabeusKaiju>: mark
- <HabeusKaiju>: I have money
- <Berds>: That is claras college fund
- <Berds>: BET IT ALL
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, right....
- <HabeusKaiju>: Nevermind, it's for Clara
- <HabeusKaiju>: So what we gonna do?
- <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue...uh maybe we can psyche him out?"
- *** Berds is now known as kiwi
- <Wrong_Way>: "Like in this one movie, they put like paper under some dollar bills and pretended all the money was in the case."
- <kiwi>: me pecks at marks leg
- <Wrong_Way>: "OHSHIT"
- Wrong_Way tries to avoid being pecked by a kiwi
- <Wrong_Way>: "How did this get in?"
- kiwi has a note on his leg as well
- Wrong_Way snatches the note carefully from the kiwi
- <kiwi>: "TIME IS WAISTING AHAHAHAHA. Also This is my last note please get it, ive randomly been placing kiwis throughout the town hoping youd find it"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Man this guy is SO impatient! I'm gonna tell him his costume is so lame and stuff."
- *** kiwi is now known as Canary
- <Wrong_Way>: [hab, you tired?]
- Canary is sad at the aviary and doesnt know why
- <Canary>: Habeuskaiju?]
- <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
- <Canary>: it is]
- <HabeusKaiju>: yeah]
- <HabeusKaiju>: im here]
- <Wrong_Way>: [hab get some sleep
- <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
- Canary hugs hab]
- <HabeusKaiju>: no, distracted by show]
- <HabeusKaiju>: im fine[
- <HabeusKaiju>: shhh[
- <Canary>: oh ok this shouldnt take too long anyway]
- <Wrong_Way>: [alright]
- <HabeusKaiju>: So....what we gonna do then?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Case of fake money?"
- <Wrong_Way>: "I mean, how is he going to know what a gajillion looks like?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: True
- <HabeusKaiju>: That's not even a real number
- <Wrong_Way>: "...I-it isn't?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Don't think so...
- <HabeusKaiju>: let me google it
- Wrong_Way cringes at his math homework answers he turned in earlier this morning
- HabeusKaiju types on his computer to see if it is a real number
- <Canary>: it is not a real number
- <HabeusKaiju>: Huh...
- <Canary>: further inspection at the note will reveal barbecue sauce on it
- <Canary>: and it actually says "million"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, a million?
- <HabeusKaiju>: easy peasy
- <Wrong_Way>: "Huh. Why would he have barbaque sauce?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Let's just go to the bank, alright?
- <Wrong_Way>: "I-I guess..."
- <Wrong_Way>: "Theo and I /aren't/ at Theo's bank."
- Wrong_Way teleports them into Theo's bank.
- <Canary>: They are at theos bank
- <Canary>: There is small line
- *** Canary is now known as Bankteller
- HabeusKaiju checks the atm machine
- <Wrong_Way>: "How do you have a million dollars, man?"
- <Bankteller>: The atm machine only allows you to take out a maximum of 300 dollars at a time
- <HabeusKaiju>: I'm big in Japan
- <Bankteller>: Just calmly get the money
- <Bankteller>: "Youre not going to say youll shoot up the place are you?"
- HabeusKaiju waits in line
- <HabeusKaiju>: Guys, shhh
- <HabeusKaiju>: I'm just gonna stand here, and wait
- Wrong_Way continues to grow concerned about Hab's silly headmates
- <Bankteller>: HAb makes it to the front of the line
- <Bankteller>: "Do you think the teller is cute?"
- HabeusKaiju looks at Bankteller
- <Bankteller>: "Hello sir, how may I help you?"
- <Bankteller>: :3
- <HabeusKaiju>: is she cute/]
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I need to take out some money
- <Bankteller>: "How much would you like withdraw sir?"
- Bankteller takes out something for hab to sign
- <HabeusKaiju>: 1 million, please
- <Bankteller>: "Okiedokie"
- Bankteller takes out a suitcase full of unmarked bills
- Bankteller hands it to habeus
- <Bankteller>: :3
- <Bankteller>: Have a nice day
- <Bankteller>: "Youre a sissssssssy"
- Wrong_Way is amazed how easy it was for hab to get a million dollars out of a bank.
- Bankteller chains the 1 mill to habs arm, standard procedure
- <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, listen, if I make it pass the day, call me sometime, alright?
- HabeusKaiju slips here a piece of paper with his number on it
- Bankteller is a 90yr old woman
- Bankteller is seen younger to hab, part of the halucinations but mark should be weirded out
- Bankteller winks
- Wrong_Way hopes he's just concerned for the elderly in this town.
- <Wrong_Way>: "L-let's just go."
- <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, let's go. where to, next?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Now, we better head to the abandoned aviary."
- <Wrong_Way>: "Shall I?"
- <Bankteller>: habeuskaiju?]
- <Bankteller>: if your tired we can end it man]
- <HabeusKaiju>: no]
- <HabeusKaiju>: shhh]
- <HabeusKaiju>: im not tired, dammit]
- <Bankteller>: s-sorry[
- <HabeusKaiju>: If you must
- <Wrong_Way>: "Alright. Hab and I /aren't/ at the abandoned aviary."
- <Bankteller>: Hab and mark at the abandoned aviary. Its dark shadows everywhere, and there are birds of prey everywhere its hard to see through the dense aviatic terrain.
- <Bankteller>: Habs vision is starting to blur, and every third rock he sees seems like celine dion.
- <Wrong_Way>: "CANARY? YOU BETTER BE IN HERE!"
- <Wrong_Way>: "YOU AND YOUR LAME COSTUME!"
- <Bankteller>: Some birds scatter its quiet...too quiet
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh god...
- *** Bankteller is now known as Albatross
- <Albatross>: jk]
- *** Albatross is now known as Kiwis
- <Wrong_Way>: [you]
- Wrong_Way looks around the aviary, ready for anything
- *** Kiwis is now known as HORDE_of_Kiwis
- <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: Suddenly a small canadian laughter is heard deep in the aviary
- <Wrong_Way>: "CANARYYYYY!"
- Wrong_Way is trying to do his best batman impression
- HORDE_of_Kiwis flys off and grabs the case almost out of nowhere flying upwards with them
- HORDE_of_Kiwis is several thousand flying kiwis
- <Wrong_Way>: [hab is attached to that case.]
- <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: i know :3]
- <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: HAB IS PULLED ALONG FOR THE RIDE THROUGH THE BRUSH
- Wrong_Way takes a photo of the flying kiwis for Straight
- <Wrong_Way>: "heh, he's gonna be so angry when he sees this."
- <Wrong_Way>: "...oh right, THEO!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: OH GOD]
- <HabeusKaiju>: OH GOD
- Wrong_Way runs after the kiwi horde carrying his mentor
- <Wrong_Way>: "HANG ON THEO!"
- <HabeusKaiju>: wait....
- HORDE_of_Kiwis is flying through the brush with hab, they are cuddly and soft as hell
- HabeusKaiju detaches his arm
- <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: Hab falls into a pond with some canadian geese
- <Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez. Second hand so far, Theo."
- <HabeusKaiju>: ....
- HORDE_of_Kiwis flys back with the case and drop it near canary for him
- <HabeusKaiju>: Bread?
- *** HORDE_of_Kiwis is now known as Geese
- <HabeusKaiju>: Y want bread?
- Geese hisses
- Geese gets closer
- <Wrong_Way>: "HAB BEAT THEM UP!"
- Geese look to hab like vicsious geese
- <HabeusKaiju>: No!
- <HabeusKaiju>: I got this!
- <Geese>: you wanna look bad infront of your mentee?]
- <HabeusKaiju>: I fed geese in Stratford once!
- HabeusKaiju floats an open hand on the water
- HabeusKaiju coos for the Geese
- Geese bites the hell out of his hand and raises their wings up
- Geese is making it look bigger as it gets closer to bite hab
- <HabeusKaiju>: Owgod!
- HabeusKaiju swims out of the pond
- Geese is fine once he leaves the pond
- *** Geese is now known as THE_CANARY
- <THE_CANARY>: "Welll well well, look what the cat dragged in...or should I say kiwi"
- THE_CANARY has the case inhand
- <Wrong_Way>: "You know, you make a lot more references to kiwis than canaries sometimes, Canary."
- <Wrong_Way>: "They should call you...Not Canary..."
- <THE_CANARY>: "....thats lame"
- <THE_CANARY>: "ANd the arrow was made of canaries, so it still works"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Barely."
- <Wrong_Way>: "Barely works like...your lame costume!"
- Wrong_Way holds his hand back to hab for a diss highfive
- <THE_CANARY>: :0
- <THE_CANARY>: "Just for that, im going to hit you two where it hurts"
- THE_CANARY pats the case
- <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez.'
- <THE_CANARY>: "YOUR WALLET AHAHAHA-wait"
- <THE_CANARY>: "You two dont even have costumes"
- <Wrong_Way>: "So? These are my civies?"
- <THE_CANARY>: "Wheres your sense of profesionalism"
- <Wrong_Way>: "What, you don't take off that costume for a break?"
- <THE_CANARY>: "Welll yeah"
- <THE_CANARY>: "But not while im working"
- <THE_CANARY>: "Ive...never seen you in costume, and you can just wish them on"
- <Wrong_Way>: "What? No way, I don't need to do this for a guy who leave BARBAQUE SAUCE on his ransom notes!"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Did you get ribs without me or something?"
- <THE_CANARY>: "n-NO
- <THE_CANARY>: "
- <THE_CANARY>: ....
- <THE_CANARY>: "IT WAS JUST THE ONCE"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. That's what I thought."
- <THE_CANARY>: "I bet you get turtleburger all the time without me..."
- <Wrong_Way>: "Turtleburger is for me and Straight."
- <THE_CANARY>: "Just because im in canadian jail"
- <Wrong_Way>: "We however have Ribs night."
- <Wrong_Way>: "And I can't have you breaking ribs night."
- <THE_CANARY>: "Listen, im sorry. It was just leftovers"
- <Wrong_Way>: "I-It's fine...just gimme my mentor's antidote."
- <THE_CANARY>: ....Hey dont get down.How about we all go out for ribs?
- <THE_CANARY>: Ill even pay *coughwiththismonecough* and give the antidote out
- <The_Canary>: LAST TIME ON RIBNIGHT-Z
- <The_Canary>: HAB WAS HALUCINATING AND PUNCHING A GOOSE
- <The_Canary>: WW AND CANARY WERE BENDIS TALKING
- <The_Canary>: AND THERE WAS AN OFFER TO HEAD OUT AND GET RIBS BY CANARY
- Wrong_Way frowns a bit at The Canary
- <Wrong_Way>: "You promise?"
- <The_Canary>: Of course, I will even pay for your mentors meal. My evil league of animals card gets me 20% off at the ribshack
- <The_Canary>: "Forgive and forget theo"
- <The_Canary>: "...he still has your money, go judge honda on him"
- <HabeusKaiju>: NOT NOW, I'M PUNCHING GEESE! I THINK THIS IS A CRIME IN CANADA
- <The_Canary>: The geese fly off
- <The_Canary>: "It totally is"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Theo, calm down. Last time I checked this was the states."
- <HabeusKaiju>: yEAH....WELL, i RESPECT MY COUNTRY
- <The_Canary>: "YOURE GOING TO HELL, REPENT THEO"
- <The_Canary>: "destroy them all"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Right...you're gonna give us that antidote stuff right? because he's seriously worrying me..."
- The_Canary throws a vial of barbecue sauce to wrong_way
- Wrong_Way nearly drops it
- The_Canary gasps
- <Wrong_Way>: "I thought we used Al's, Canary not this offbrand stuff."
- <The_Canary>: "its poison, he wouldnt really use als"
- <The_Canary>: "I make it myself in my spare time"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Ooh."
- <The_Canary>: "Its made of real *coughcough* spitting canary antivenom. Its tangy too"
- <Wrong_Way>: "I'll take your word for that tangy bit."
- <The_Canary>: "...ok"
- Wrong_Way hands Hab the vial of barbecue sauce.
- <HabeusKaiju>: What do I do with this?
- <Wrong_Way>: "Ever chug barbeque sauce?"
- The_Canary is resting up against a tree with a million dollars
- <HabeusKaiju>: ....
- HabeusKaiju chugs back the sauce
- <HabeusKaiju>: How do you think I made friends in highschool?
- <HabeusKaiju>: Well, not friends, but, people that would talk to me
- <HabeusKaiju>: It got me addicted though, Mark
- <The_Canary>: It is a tangy sweet sensation with a lotta kick
- <HabeusKaiju>: Lesson is, Never use barbeque sauce on chicken
- <The_Canary>: on a very special s-men high]
- <The_Canary>: hab deals with his renewed barbecue addiction]
- <Wrong_Way>: [pfft]
- <HabeusKaiju>: Eh, branden]
- <HabeusKaiju>: Do you even play soccer?]
- <Wrong_Way>: "How do you feel?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Tangy
- <The_Canary>: "I told you"
- Wrong_Way rolls his eyes even though deep down he's totally impressed
- <The_Canary>: The little versions of hab on his shoulder start to dissolve screaming in pain and mercy. But its cool since its just the poison wearing off
- <The_Canary>: "...so....ribhut?"
- <Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah definitely. Theo?"
- <HabeusKaiju>: Oh totes
- <HabeusKaiju>: Love me some ribs
- <Wrong_Way>: "Woo! Canary you can drive us right?"
- <The_Canary>: "Can? I have a bitching automobile"
- The_Canary clicks his keys. The powder blue prius beeps once
- <The_Canary>: There appears to be an evil animals license plate
- The_Canary hab and mark enjoy the all you can eat night at the rib hut. Paid for with habs stolen money by THE KILLER CANAAAAAAAAARY.
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