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THE CANARY STRIKES! (MarkTheo)

Jan 8th, 2014
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  1. Wrong_Way ends up leaving John's dorm after a teary goodbye
  2. Wrong_Way ends up going to Hab's office as he passes by it
  3. HabeusKaiju is making a house of cards
  4. <KFB>: Habeuskaiju is just reminded mentally that today was the day he promised to take ww and theojunior to the vet
  5. Wrong_Way knocks on hab's door
  6. <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
  7. Wrong_Way enters Hab's office
  8. <Wrong_Way>: "Heyyy, I was just in the neighborhood!"
  9. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, what's up, ese?
  10. <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing much, I was hanging out with that John guy and his cat. Man, some people and their pets."
  11. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, weirdos, eh?
  12. <Wrong_Way>: "Sometimes man. We had to fight a bear and everything to get it food."
  13. <HabeusKaiju>: You fought a bear?
  14. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, evil bear or something."
  15. <HabeusKaiju>: huh
  16. <HabeusKaiju>: you okay?
  17. *** KFB is now known as The_CANARY
  18. <The_CANARY>: : D
  19. <The_CANARY>: }
  20. <Wrong_Way>: "It was no big deal..."
  21. <Wrong_Way>: "You're talking to an S-man, remember?"
  22. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, a bonafide one
  23. <HabeusKaiju>: Hoorah!
  24. HabeusKaiju highfives Wrong_Way
  25. The_CANARY shoots hab with an arrow through the window. Its a tiny arrow with a note attached. The shooter is unseen and besides a slight cut into his back hab is fine
  26. <HabeusKaiju>: Ow!
  27. <Wrong_Way>: "WOAH!"
  28. <HabeusKaiju>: the heck was that?
  29. The_CANARY is gone for now
  30. <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue. That's not Straight's style but who..."
  31. Wrong_Way pulls the arrow out
  32. <HabeusKaiju>: ...
  33. <HabeusKaiju>: Is that an arrow?
  34. <The_CANARY>: It dissapears into a puff of canaries One canary has a note tied to its leg
  35. *** The_CANARY is now known as Tiny_Canary
  36. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez. It's the Canary."
  37. <HabeusKaiju>: canary?
  38. Tiny_Canary lands on habs shoulder
  39. Wrong_Way snatches Tiny_Canary and grabs the note
  40. <Tiny_Canary>: "IT IS I. LEROY SNART. VOICE OF DOGTECTIVE. THE CANARY. so yeah, enough with the villian talk. I need money so ive poisend your mentor with venom from the *coughcough* spitting canary. He has under 28 hours to live. If you want the antivenom. Bring One gilligan dollars to the abandoned aviary outside of town."
  41. <Tiny_Canary>: "Ps. Do you think I should get a new outfit?
  42. <Tiny_Canary>: "
  43. <Wrong_Way>: "..."
  44. Wrong_Way hands the note to Hab
  45. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you might want to read this..."
  46. HabeusKaiju puts on his glasses, and reads the note
  47. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
  48. <HabeusKaiju>: dogtective?>
  49. <HabeusKaiju>: nice
  50. <HabeusKaiju>: dadadada
  51. <HabeusKaiju>: poison
  52. <HabeusKaiju>: 28 hours
  53. <HabeusKaiju>: antivenom
  54. <HabeusKaiju>: gagillions
  55. <HabeusKaiju>: ps
  56. <HabeusKaiju>: outfit
  57. <HabeusKaiju>: hmm
  58. HabeusKaiju takes off his glasses
  59. <Tiny_Canary>: pfffft]
  60. <Wrong_Way>: "Well, I think the outfit is okay..."
  61. <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT?!
  62. *** Tiny_Canary is now known as DevilHab
  63. DevilHab is on habs shoulder
  64. <Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know he knew I went to school here!"
  65. <DevilHab>: "Oh GOD WHAT"
  66. *** DevilHab is now known as AngelHab
  67. AngelHab is freaking the fuck out on the other shoulder
  68. HabeusKaiju looks at the two guys, and yells
  69. <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT DO I DO?!
  70. <AngelHab>: Blue is angel hab, this color is devil hab]
  71. <AngelHab>: The tiny canaries in the room scatter
  72. <AngelHab>: Repent theo
  73. Wrong_Way shoos the canaries away
  74. <AngelHab>: "Go biollante on his ass"
  75. <Wrong_Way>: "I hate these birds!"
  76. *** AngelHab is now known as Berds
  77. Berds fly out
  78. <HabeusKaiju>: Repent for what?
  79. <Wrong_Way>: "Repent what? Who are you talking to?"
  80. <Berds>: "/me shrigs"
  81. <Berds>: "Iunno you stole those grapes in line at the supermarket?"
  82. <HabeusKaiju>: The little angel me, here
  83. <HabeusKaiju>: Those were free samples!
  84. <Berds>: Mark doesnt see any angels, this an effect of the poison
  85. <Wrong_Way>: "...We better figure out how to get a gagillion dollars."
  86. <Wrong_Way>: "I don't want to explain this to Clara later.."
  87. <Berds>: "And they said take one, you took seven"
  88. <HabeusKaiju>: So!
  89. <HabeusKaiju>: They had plenty!
  90. <HabeusKaiju>: And, you know....I do have money...
  91. <Berds>: The angel and devil are gone...for now
  92. <Wrong_Way>: "Earth to Theo?"
  93. <Wrong_Way>: "We gotta figure this out, Theo and quick."
  94. <HabeusKaiju>: I am
  95. <HabeusKaiju>: mark
  96. <HabeusKaiju>: I have money
  97. <Berds>: That is claras college fund
  98. <Berds>: BET IT ALL
  99. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, right....
  100. <HabeusKaiju>: Nevermind, it's for Clara
  101. <HabeusKaiju>: So what we gonna do?
  102. <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue...uh maybe we can psyche him out?"
  103. *** Berds is now known as kiwi
  104. <Wrong_Way>: "Like in this one movie, they put like paper under some dollar bills and pretended all the money was in the case."
  105. <kiwi>: me pecks at marks leg
  106. <Wrong_Way>: "OHSHIT"
  107. Wrong_Way tries to avoid being pecked by a kiwi
  108. <Wrong_Way>: "How did this get in?"
  109. kiwi has a note on his leg as well
  110. Wrong_Way snatches the note carefully from the kiwi
  111. <kiwi>: "TIME IS WAISTING AHAHAHAHA. Also This is my last note please get it, ive randomly been placing kiwis throughout the town hoping youd find it"
  112. <Wrong_Way>: "Man this guy is SO impatient! I'm gonna tell him his costume is so lame and stuff."
  113. *** kiwi is now known as Canary
  114. <Wrong_Way>: [hab, you tired?]
  115. Canary is sad at the aviary and doesnt know why
  116. <Canary>: Habeuskaiju?]
  117. <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
  118. HabeusKaiju is making a house of cards
  119. <KFB>: Habeuskaiju is just reminded mentally that today was the day he promised to take ww and theojunior to the vet
  120. Wrong_Way knocks on hab's door
  121. <HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
  122. Wrong_Way enters Hab's office
  123. <Wrong_Way>: "Heyyy, I was just in the neighborhood!"
  124. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, what's up, ese?
  125. <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing much, I was hanging out with that John guy and his cat. Man, some people and their pets."
  126. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, weirdos, eh?
  127. <Wrong_Way>: "Sometimes man. We had to fight a bear and everything to get it food."
  128. <HabeusKaiju>: You fought a bear?
  129. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, evil bear or something."
  130. <HabeusKaiju>: huh
  131. <HabeusKaiju>: you okay?
  132. *** KFB is now known as The_CANARY
  133. <The_CANARY>: : D
  134. <The_CANARY>: }
  135. <Wrong_Way>: "It was no big deal..."
  136. <Wrong_Way>: "You're talking to an S-man, remember?"
  137. <HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, a bonafide one
  138. <HabeusKaiju>: Hoorah!
  139. HabeusKaiju highfives Wrong_Way
  140. The_CANARY shoots hab with an arrow through the window. Its a tiny arrow with a note attached. The shooter is unseen and besides a slight cut into his back hab is fine
  141. <HabeusKaiju>: Ow!
  142. <Wrong_Way>: "WOAH!"
  143. <HabeusKaiju>: the heck was that?
  144. The_CANARY is gone for now
  145. <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue. That's not Straight's style but who..."
  146. Wrong_Way pulls the arrow out
  147. <HabeusKaiju>: ...
  148. <HabeusKaiju>: Is that an arrow?
  149. <The_CANARY>: It dissapears into a puff of canaries One canary has a note tied to its leg
  150. *** The_CANARY is now known as Tiny_Canary
  151. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez. It's the Canary."
  152. <HabeusKaiju>: canary?
  153. Tiny_Canary lands on habs shoulder
  154. Wrong_Way snatches Tiny_Canary and grabs the note
  155. <Tiny_Canary>: "IT IS I. LEROY SNART. VOICE OF DOGTECTIVE. THE CANARY. so yeah, enough with the villian talk. I need money so ive poisend your mentor with venom from the *coughcough* spitting canary. He has under 28 hours to live. If you want the antivenom. Bring One gilligan dollars to the abandoned aviary outside of town."
  156. <Tiny_Canary>: "Ps. Do you think I should get a new outfit?
  157. <Tiny_Canary>: "
  158. <Wrong_Way>: "..."
  159. Wrong_Way hands the note to Hab
  160. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you might want to read this..."
  161. HabeusKaiju puts on his glasses, and reads the note
  162. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
  163. <HabeusKaiju>: dogtective?>
  164. <HabeusKaiju>: nice
  165. <HabeusKaiju>: dadadada
  166. <HabeusKaiju>: poison
  167. <HabeusKaiju>: 28 hours
  168. <HabeusKaiju>: antivenom
  169. <HabeusKaiju>: gagillions
  170. <HabeusKaiju>: ps
  171. <HabeusKaiju>: outfit
  172. <HabeusKaiju>: hmm
  173. HabeusKaiju takes off his glasses
  174. <Tiny_Canary>: pfffft]
  175. <Wrong_Way>: "Well, I think the outfit is okay..."
  176. <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT?!
  177. *** Tiny_Canary is now known as DevilHab
  178. DevilHab is on habs shoulder
  179. <Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know he knew I went to school here!"
  180. <DevilHab>: "Oh GOD WHAT"
  181. *** DevilHab is now known as AngelHab
  182. AngelHab is freaking the fuck out on the other shoulder
  183. HabeusKaiju looks at the two guys, and yells
  184. <HabeusKaiju>: WHAT DO I DO?!
  185. <AngelHab>: Blue is angel hab, this color is devil hab]
  186. <AngelHab>: The tiny canaries in the room scatter
  187. <AngelHab>: Repent theo
  188. Wrong_Way shoos the canaries away
  189. <AngelHab>: "Go biollante on his ass"
  190. <Wrong_Way>: "I hate these birds!"
  191. *** AngelHab is now known as Berds
  192. Berds fly out
  193. <HabeusKaiju>: Repent for what?
  194. <Wrong_Way>: "Repent what? Who are you talking to?"
  195. <Berds>: "/me shrigs"
  196. <Berds>: "Iunno you stole those grapes in line at the supermarket?"
  197. <HabeusKaiju>: The little angel me, here
  198. <HabeusKaiju>: Those were free samples!
  199. <Berds>: Mark doesnt see any angels, this an effect of the poison
  200. <Wrong_Way>: "...We better figure out how to get a gagillion dollars."
  201. <Wrong_Way>: "I don't want to explain this to Clara later.."
  202. <Berds>: "And they said take one, you took seven"
  203. <HabeusKaiju>: So!
  204. <HabeusKaiju>: They had plenty!
  205. <HabeusKaiju>: And, you know....I do have money...
  206. <Berds>: The angel and devil are gone...for now
  207. <Wrong_Way>: "Earth to Theo?"
  208. <Wrong_Way>: "We gotta figure this out, Theo and quick."
  209. <HabeusKaiju>: I am
  210. <HabeusKaiju>: mark
  211. <HabeusKaiju>: I have money
  212. <Berds>: That is claras college fund
  213. <Berds>: BET IT ALL
  214. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, right....
  215. <HabeusKaiju>: Nevermind, it's for Clara
  216. <HabeusKaiju>: So what we gonna do?
  217. <Wrong_Way>: "I have no clue...uh maybe we can psyche him out?"
  218. *** Berds is now known as kiwi
  219. <Wrong_Way>: "Like in this one movie, they put like paper under some dollar bills and pretended all the money was in the case."
  220. <kiwi>: me pecks at marks leg
  221. <Wrong_Way>: "OHSHIT"
  222. Wrong_Way tries to avoid being pecked by a kiwi
  223. <Wrong_Way>: "How did this get in?"
  224. kiwi has a note on his leg as well
  225. Wrong_Way snatches the note carefully from the kiwi
  226. <kiwi>: "TIME IS WAISTING AHAHAHAHA. Also This is my last note please get it, ive randomly been placing kiwis throughout the town hoping youd find it"
  227. <Wrong_Way>: "Man this guy is SO impatient! I'm gonna tell him his costume is so lame and stuff."
  228. *** kiwi is now known as Canary
  229. <Wrong_Way>: [hab, you tired?]
  230. Canary is sad at the aviary and doesnt know why
  231. <Canary>: Habeuskaiju?]
  232. <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
  233. <Canary>: it is]
  234. <HabeusKaiju>: yeah]
  235. <HabeusKaiju>: im here]
  236. <Wrong_Way>: [hab get some sleep
  237. <Wrong_Way>: [it's cool]
  238. Canary hugs hab]
  239. <HabeusKaiju>: no, distracted by show]
  240. <HabeusKaiju>: im fine[
  241. <HabeusKaiju>: shhh[
  242. <Canary>: oh ok this shouldnt take too long anyway]
  243. <Wrong_Way>: [alright]
  244. <HabeusKaiju>: So....what we gonna do then?
  245. <Wrong_Way>: "Case of fake money?"
  246. <Wrong_Way>: "I mean, how is he going to know what a gajillion looks like?"
  247. <HabeusKaiju>: True
  248. <HabeusKaiju>: That's not even a real number
  249. <Wrong_Way>: "...I-it isn't?"
  250. <HabeusKaiju>: Don't think so...
  251. <HabeusKaiju>: let me google it
  252. Wrong_Way cringes at his math homework answers he turned in earlier this morning
  253. HabeusKaiju types on his computer to see if it is a real number
  254. <Canary>: it is not a real number
  255. <HabeusKaiju>: Huh...
  256. <Canary>: further inspection at the note will reveal barbecue sauce on it
  257. <Canary>: and it actually says "million"
  258. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, a million?
  259. <HabeusKaiju>: easy peasy
  260. <Wrong_Way>: "Huh. Why would he have barbaque sauce?"
  261. <HabeusKaiju>: Let's just go to the bank, alright?
  262. <Wrong_Way>: "I-I guess..."
  263. <Wrong_Way>: "Theo and I /aren't/ at Theo's bank."
  264. Wrong_Way teleports them into Theo's bank.
  265. <Canary>: They are at theos bank
  266. <Canary>: There is small line
  267. *** Canary is now known as Bankteller
  268. HabeusKaiju checks the atm machine
  269. <Wrong_Way>: "How do you have a million dollars, man?"
  270. <Bankteller>: The atm machine only allows you to take out a maximum of 300 dollars at a time
  271. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm big in Japan
  272. <Bankteller>: Just calmly get the money
  273. <Bankteller>: "Youre not going to say youll shoot up the place are you?"
  274. HabeusKaiju waits in line
  275. <HabeusKaiju>: Guys, shhh
  276. <HabeusKaiju>: I'm just gonna stand here, and wait
  277. Wrong_Way continues to grow concerned about Hab's silly headmates
  278. <Bankteller>: HAb makes it to the front of the line
  279. <Bankteller>: "Do you think the teller is cute?"
  280. HabeusKaiju looks at Bankteller
  281. <Bankteller>: "Hello sir, how may I help you?"
  282. <Bankteller>: :3
  283. <HabeusKaiju>: is she cute/]
  284. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, I need to take out some money
  285. <Bankteller>: "How much would you like withdraw sir?"
  286. Bankteller takes out something for hab to sign
  287. <HabeusKaiju>: 1 million, please
  288. <Bankteller>: "Okiedokie"
  289. Bankteller takes out a suitcase full of unmarked bills
  290. Bankteller hands it to habeus
  291. <Bankteller>: :3
  292. <Bankteller>: Have a nice day
  293. <Bankteller>: "Youre a sissssssssy"
  294. Wrong_Way is amazed how easy it was for hab to get a million dollars out of a bank.
  295. Bankteller chains the 1 mill to habs arm, standard procedure
  296. <HabeusKaiju>: Hey, listen, if I make it pass the day, call me sometime, alright?
  297. HabeusKaiju slips here a piece of paper with his number on it
  298. Bankteller is a 90yr old woman
  299. Bankteller is seen younger to hab, part of the halucinations but mark should be weirded out
  300. Bankteller winks
  301. Wrong_Way hopes he's just concerned for the elderly in this town.
  302. <Wrong_Way>: "L-let's just go."
  303. <HabeusKaiju>: Alright, let's go. where to, next?
  304. <Wrong_Way>: "Now, we better head to the abandoned aviary."
  305. <Wrong_Way>: "Shall I?"
  306. <Bankteller>: habeuskaiju?]
  307. <Bankteller>: if your tired we can end it man]
  308. <HabeusKaiju>: no]
  309. <HabeusKaiju>: shhh]
  310. <HabeusKaiju>: im not tired, dammit]
  311. <Bankteller>: s-sorry[
  312. <HabeusKaiju>: If you must
  313. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright. Hab and I /aren't/ at the abandoned aviary."
  314. <Bankteller>: Hab and mark at the abandoned aviary. Its dark shadows everywhere, and there are birds of prey everywhere its hard to see through the dense aviatic terrain.
  315. <Bankteller>: Habs vision is starting to blur, and every third rock he sees seems like celine dion.
  316. <Wrong_Way>: "CANARY? YOU BETTER BE IN HERE!"
  317. <Wrong_Way>: "YOU AND YOUR LAME COSTUME!"
  318. <Bankteller>: Some birds scatter its quiet...too quiet
  319. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh god...
  320. *** Bankteller is now known as Albatross
  321. <Albatross>: jk]
  322. *** Albatross is now known as Kiwis
  323. <Wrong_Way>: [you]
  324. Wrong_Way looks around the aviary, ready for anything
  325. *** Kiwis is now known as HORDE_of_Kiwis
  326. <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: Suddenly a small canadian laughter is heard deep in the aviary
  327. <Wrong_Way>: "CANARYYYYY!"
  328. Wrong_Way is trying to do his best batman impression
  329. HORDE_of_Kiwis flys off and grabs the case almost out of nowhere flying upwards with them
  330. HORDE_of_Kiwis is several thousand flying kiwis
  331. <Wrong_Way>: [hab is attached to that case.]
  332. <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: i know :3]
  333. <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: HAB IS PULLED ALONG FOR THE RIDE THROUGH THE BRUSH
  334. Wrong_Way takes a photo of the flying kiwis for Straight
  335. <Wrong_Way>: "heh, he's gonna be so angry when he sees this."
  336. <Wrong_Way>: "...oh right, THEO!"
  337. <HabeusKaiju>: OH GOD]
  338. <HabeusKaiju>: OH GOD
  339. Wrong_Way runs after the kiwi horde carrying his mentor
  340. <Wrong_Way>: "HANG ON THEO!"
  341. <HabeusKaiju>: wait....
  342. HORDE_of_Kiwis is flying through the brush with hab, they are cuddly and soft as hell
  343. HabeusKaiju detaches his arm
  344. <HORDE_of_Kiwis>: Hab falls into a pond with some canadian geese
  345. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez. Second hand so far, Theo."
  346. <HabeusKaiju>: ....
  347. HORDE_of_Kiwis flys back with the case and drop it near canary for him
  348. <HabeusKaiju>: Bread?
  349. *** HORDE_of_Kiwis is now known as Geese
  350. <HabeusKaiju>: Y want bread?
  351. Geese hisses
  352. Geese gets closer
  353. <Wrong_Way>: "HAB BEAT THEM UP!"
  354. Geese look to hab like vicsious geese
  355. <HabeusKaiju>: No!
  356. <HabeusKaiju>: I got this!
  357. <Geese>: you wanna look bad infront of your mentee?]
  358. <HabeusKaiju>: I fed geese in Stratford once!
  359. HabeusKaiju floats an open hand on the water
  360. HabeusKaiju coos for the Geese
  361. Geese bites the hell out of his hand and raises their wings up
  362. Geese is making it look bigger as it gets closer to bite hab
  363. <HabeusKaiju>: Owgod!
  364. HabeusKaiju swims out of the pond
  365. Geese is fine once he leaves the pond
  366. *** Geese is now known as THE_CANARY
  367. <THE_CANARY>: "Welll well well, look what the cat dragged in...or should I say kiwi"
  368. THE_CANARY has the case inhand
  369. <Wrong_Way>: "You know, you make a lot more references to kiwis than canaries sometimes, Canary."
  370. <Wrong_Way>: "They should call you...Not Canary..."
  371. <THE_CANARY>: "....thats lame"
  372. <THE_CANARY>: "ANd the arrow was made of canaries, so it still works"
  373. <Wrong_Way>: "Barely."
  374. <Wrong_Way>: "Barely works like...your lame costume!"
  375. Wrong_Way holds his hand back to hab for a diss highfive
  376. <THE_CANARY>: :0
  377. <THE_CANARY>: "Just for that, im going to hit you two where it hurts"
  378. THE_CANARY pats the case
  379. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez.'
  380. <THE_CANARY>: "YOUR WALLET AHAHAHA-wait"
  381. <THE_CANARY>: "You two dont even have costumes"
  382. <Wrong_Way>: "So? These are my civies?"
  383. <THE_CANARY>: "Wheres your sense of profesionalism"
  384. <Wrong_Way>: "What, you don't take off that costume for a break?"
  385. <THE_CANARY>: "Welll yeah"
  386. <THE_CANARY>: "But not while im working"
  387. <THE_CANARY>: "Ive...never seen you in costume, and you can just wish them on"
  388. <Wrong_Way>: "What? No way, I don't need to do this for a guy who leave BARBAQUE SAUCE on his ransom notes!"
  389. <Wrong_Way>: "Did you get ribs without me or something?"
  390. <THE_CANARY>: "n-NO
  391. <THE_CANARY>: "
  392. <THE_CANARY>: ....
  393. <THE_CANARY>: "IT WAS JUST THE ONCE"
  394. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. That's what I thought."
  395. <THE_CANARY>: "I bet you get turtleburger all the time without me..."
  396. <Wrong_Way>: "Turtleburger is for me and Straight."
  397. <THE_CANARY>: "Just because im in canadian jail"
  398. <Wrong_Way>: "We however have Ribs night."
  399. <Wrong_Way>: "And I can't have you breaking ribs night."
  400. <THE_CANARY>: "Listen, im sorry. It was just leftovers"
  401. <Wrong_Way>: "I-It's fine...just gimme my mentor's antidote."
  402. <THE_CANARY>: ....Hey dont get down.How about we all go out for ribs?
  403. <THE_CANARY>: Ill even pay *coughwiththismonecough* and give the antidote out
  404.  
  405.  
  406. <The_Canary>: LAST TIME ON RIBNIGHT-Z
  407. <The_Canary>: HAB WAS HALUCINATING AND PUNCHING A GOOSE
  408. <The_Canary>: WW AND CANARY WERE BENDIS TALKING
  409. <The_Canary>: AND THERE WAS AN OFFER TO HEAD OUT AND GET RIBS BY CANARY
  410. Wrong_Way frowns a bit at The Canary
  411. <Wrong_Way>: "You promise?"
  412. <The_Canary>: Of course, I will even pay for your mentors meal. My evil league of animals card gets me 20% off at the ribshack
  413. <The_Canary>: "Forgive and forget theo"
  414. <The_Canary>: "...he still has your money, go judge honda on him"
  415. <HabeusKaiju>: NOT NOW, I'M PUNCHING GEESE! I THINK THIS IS A CRIME IN CANADA
  416. <The_Canary>: The geese fly off
  417. <The_Canary>: "It totally is"
  418. <Wrong_Way>: "Theo, calm down. Last time I checked this was the states."
  419. <HabeusKaiju>: yEAH....WELL, i RESPECT MY COUNTRY
  420. <The_Canary>: "YOURE GOING TO HELL, REPENT THEO"
  421. <The_Canary>: "destroy them all"
  422. <Wrong_Way>: "Right...you're gonna give us that antidote stuff right? because he's seriously worrying me..."
  423. The_Canary throws a vial of barbecue sauce to wrong_way
  424. Wrong_Way nearly drops it
  425. The_Canary gasps
  426. <Wrong_Way>: "I thought we used Al's, Canary not this offbrand stuff."
  427. <The_Canary>: "its poison, he wouldnt really use als"
  428. <The_Canary>: "I make it myself in my spare time"
  429. <Wrong_Way>: "Ooh."
  430. <The_Canary>: "Its made of real *coughcough* spitting canary antivenom. Its tangy too"
  431. <Wrong_Way>: "I'll take your word for that tangy bit."
  432. <The_Canary>: "...ok"
  433. Wrong_Way hands Hab the vial of barbecue sauce.
  434. <HabeusKaiju>: What do I do with this?
  435. <Wrong_Way>: "Ever chug barbeque sauce?"
  436. The_Canary is resting up against a tree with a million dollars
  437. <HabeusKaiju>: ....
  438. HabeusKaiju chugs back the sauce
  439. <HabeusKaiju>: How do you think I made friends in highschool?
  440. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, not friends, but, people that would talk to me
  441. <HabeusKaiju>: It got me addicted though, Mark
  442. <The_Canary>: It is a tangy sweet sensation with a lotta kick
  443. <HabeusKaiju>: Lesson is, Never use barbeque sauce on chicken
  444. <The_Canary>: on a very special s-men high]
  445. <The_Canary>: hab deals with his renewed barbecue addiction]
  446. <Wrong_Way>: [pfft]
  447. <HabeusKaiju>: Eh, branden]
  448. <HabeusKaiju>: Do you even play soccer?]
  449. <Wrong_Way>: "How do you feel?"
  450. <HabeusKaiju>: Tangy
  451. <The_Canary>: "I told you"
  452. Wrong_Way rolls his eyes even though deep down he's totally impressed
  453. <The_Canary>: The little versions of hab on his shoulder start to dissolve screaming in pain and mercy. But its cool since its just the poison wearing off
  454. <The_Canary>: "...so....ribhut?"
  455. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah definitely. Theo?"
  456. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh totes
  457. <HabeusKaiju>: Love me some ribs
  458. <Wrong_Way>: "Woo! Canary you can drive us right?"
  459. <The_Canary>: "Can? I have a bitching automobile"
  460. The_Canary clicks his keys. The powder blue prius beeps once
  461. <The_Canary>: There appears to be an evil animals license plate
  462. The_Canary hab and mark enjoy the all you can eat night at the rib hut. Paid for with habs stolen money by THE KILLER CANAAAAAAAAARY.
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