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- >Be Anon
- >Pinkie put hot sauce on your cupcake before giving it to you
- >She watches with MASSIVE anticipation as the cupcake performs docking procedures with your mouth.
- "Shit, almost forgot."
- >Pull bottle of Tabasco sauce out of your pocket
- >Empty it on your cupcake
- >Eat it all in one bite
- >Look at pinkie in the eye
- "Needs more habanero."
- >She NOOOs like Darth Vader
- >Go home
- >Farts leave blood stains on your underwear for 2 days after
- "Worth it."
- >Today was a chipotle-away day
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