Fuck Your Waifu

Fuck your Waifu
By Sketcher

You know, it doesn't surprise me, on reflection...the fact you have been secretly worshipping a fictional 2D waifu, a wide-eyed little cunt who distracts you from me, no...it does not surprise me, though I had hoped your interest in anime was benign and not creepy.

She's not real, so I don't hate her. Not at all. No jealousy.

So, this...this pathetic little 2D slut, you have all these pictures of her in your folders, all of them depict her in tight fitting or skimpy clothes, yet you insist she is "not for sexual". Those big cute eyes, the petite little body, the long flowing pigtails, or "fuck handles" as I call them, the zettai ryouki stockings...yes, totally "not for sexual".

Well, I've found a whole ton of pictures of your precious "Waifu" being gang-banged, bound and gagged, forcibly made to cum, and all round fucked silly. Hentai is a truly wonderful thing. I've put them all in your Waifu's shrine folder, so now she is for sexual, because she is a dumb little bimbo cunt, a vacuous fuckhole, a cock-teasing fictional fuckwit who I want to bumfuck with a strap-on to teach her to stay away from my man! How dare she! How dare this little whore try to steal your heart!

I am NOT jealous of your stupid waifu.

Fuck your Waifu!