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- ♪ Fixed & Synced by
- bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪
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- Yes. Uh-huh.
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- 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,519
- I'm not kidding.
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- 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,879
- That's where this
- "class act" brought me.
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- 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,959
- Yeah, you heard me. Hooters.
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- 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,999
- This is the first date I've
- been on since the divorce...
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- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,124
- and the guy brings
- me to a Hooters.
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- 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,599
- Is Tyler asleep?
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- 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,919
- Oh, yeah! Whoo!
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- 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,479
- - Not all the way.
- - What's he doing?
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- 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,286
- This T-shirt's on fire!
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- 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,279
- Why is he singing that?
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- 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,801
- Must save planet Earth.
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- 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,999
- No, It's all good.
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- 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,759
- - It's out.
- - What's out?
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- 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,239
- Oh, God, I'm coming home.
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- 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,805
- Intruder alert.
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- 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,439
- Yeah, maybe that's not
- actually a bad idea.
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- 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,559
- Okay, here's the plan: You're
- gonna call me in 10 minutes...
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- 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,639
- so that I can tell this
- dope I have an emergency.
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- 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,286
- Can you give me my bath now?
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- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,804
- Make it five minutes.
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- 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,159
- Got you, uh, Buffalo shrimp
- with the sauce on the side.
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- 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,728
- They'll do that for me here. I
- didn't know how you took it so...
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- 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:12,039
- You realize that you're not actually
- looking at my face right now.
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- 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,799
- Very tight game going on there.
- I don't wanna miss it.
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- 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,085
- You gotta really swing the ax hard
- to get those, uh, hits in deep.
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- 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,399
- - Hi, Jim.
- - Hey, Jim.
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- 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,719
- Hey, Jim.
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- 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,399
- Cheese sticks in the
- shape of a heart.
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- 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,570
- From me, Bunny,
- Bethany and Britney.
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- 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,406
- Thank you, Bubbles.
- That's very nice.
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- 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,479
- - Have fun.
- - See you.
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- 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,125
- All right.
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- 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,319
- Hey, I noticed that you made
- eye contact with Boobies...
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- 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,285
- but I'm not sure it was her
- eyes you were looking at.
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- 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:51,439
- So you organize
- closets for a living.
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- 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,759
- Yes.
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- 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:57,719
- Is it hard to find people who can't organize
- their own closets? How does that work?
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- 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,279
- Well, it's not that they
- can't do it for themselves.
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- 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,759
- It's that they don't have the time
- or they don't do it efficiently.
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- 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,319
- Did you start with organizing
- glove compartments...
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- 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,648
- and just work your way
- up from there or...?
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- 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:16,159
- Listen, I'm sorry. I know this
- is not going well. I, heh...
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- 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,761
- I haven't been on a
- date in 20 years.
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- I haven't been on a
- date since senior year.
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- 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,129
- You get married in college?
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- - Yep.
- - Me too.
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- 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,799
- - Really?
- - Yes.
- 50
- 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,559
- Is this not the weirdest feeling
- in the world right now?
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- 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,039
- Like Weird Al starring
- in Weird Science.
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- Yes. I like that. You
- just came up with that?
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- Yes.
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- Very good.
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- 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,359
- You know, I think I will have
- one of these Buffalo shrimp.
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- 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,210
- And I'll have it with the sauce.
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- Excellent.
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- Oh, my God.
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- 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,885
- Oh.
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- 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,439
- - It's hot.
- - Oh, my God. Who makes sauce this hot?
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- 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,799
- I just...
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- 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,639
- Did you drink my beer?
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- 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,159
- No. No, no. I think you did.
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- 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,319
- Boobies! Buddy! Britney!
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- 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,919
- - Can you get me some water?
- - Here. Have some French onion soup.
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- 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,119
- You know, I'm curious.
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- 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,199
- With so many possible reasons...
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- which one's the one
- your wife left you for?
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- 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,490
- Cancer.
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- I'm sorry. I...
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- 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,242
- naturally just assumed
- you were divorced.
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- It's okay.
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- 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,919
- I naturally assumed your
- husband shot himself.
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- So we're even.
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- I gotta take this.
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- 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,639
- Hello.
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- 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,719
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down!
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- 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,479
- An avalanche in our backyard?
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- I'll be home right away.
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- 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,568
- It's an emergency. I'm sorry.
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- 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,527
- Twenty dollars should
- cover my half.
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- 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,919
- He used the emergency
- excuse on you?
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- 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,559
- Like he's the one
- that had to escape.
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- 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,199
- - Like I'm so horrible.
- - Huh.
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- 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,959
- Well, everybody has a bad blind-date
- story and this loser is yours.
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- 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,439
- Who set you up?
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- 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,839
- One of the mothers
- in Tyler's class.
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- 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:34,599
- Every time I see her she tells
- me about her "friend Jim."
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- 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,519
- And, "Oh, I just
- have to meet Jim."
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- 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,599
- Well, she's a liar and an idiot.
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- 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,799
- You should roofie her
- and shave her head.
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- Dick? Hi.
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- - No, I can talk. I'm just at work.
- - Great.
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- Ha, ha. I know. I'm so sore.
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- I L word you too.
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- 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,767
- Okay. Talk to you later. Bye.
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- 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,439
- Did you just use the
- L word with Dick?
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- 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,199
- We said it last night.
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- Jen! That's great! Why
- didn't you tell me?
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- 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,639
- Well, you know. You finally went
- on a date and it was so awful.
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- I didn't want to make you feel lonelier
- than you probably already feel.
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- I'm fine, actually.
- And I'm not lonely.
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- I have two wonderful
- men in my life:
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- Brendan and Tyler.
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- Brendan needs a girlfriend
- and Tyler needs Ritalin.
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- You're suggesting sex and drugs as a
- remedy for my children's behavior.
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- Aah. Oh, my God. This is the
- dress I've been wanting forever.
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- Ooh.
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- What? No.
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- - Who has that kind of money?
- - Dick.
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- Try this on. This is
- a total MILF dress.
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- 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,209
- We don't try on the clients' clothes.
- It's one of our selling points.
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- "We won't wear your underwear while
- we're organizing your closets."
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- I'm just saying.
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- Back to work.
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- I think right at the bottom of this rack,
- we could fit some more shoes and storage...
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- Jen!
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- 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:08,119
- Kanye, come and change the baby.
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- 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,639
- North is wet and I don't wanna
- drop her on camera again.
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- Okay. Take it off.
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- 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,279
- No! Look, this whole rack
- still has the price tags on.
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- 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,359
- Technically, she hasn't taken ownership
- yet. And besides, she's at the tennis club.
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- 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,199
- Now, try this on.
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- 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,639
- This dress can change a woman
- from the kind a man cheats on...
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- 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,599
- to the kind a man cheats with.
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- 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,011
- I'm gonna go pee.
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- 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,559
- Expensive. Expensive.
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- 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,649
- Ooh, most expensive.
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- 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,246
- Wow. I didn't know you were
- gonna look that good in it.
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- 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,399
- Oh, honey, what's wrong?
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- 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,759
- I should have tried harder.
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- 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,919
- I should have dressed sexier.
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- 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,203
- You didn't do anything wrong.
- Mark is a pig.
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- 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,559
- But the kids don't know that.
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- 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,206
- Agh. They just...
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- 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,839
- They want us to get
- back together.
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- 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,159
- And I don't know how
- to explain it to them.
- 138
- 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:24,119
- Well, it's time for them to learn
- that their dad is a big pile of crap.
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- 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,519
- I get so depressed I need
- to wear high, sexy heels.
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- 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,041
- - Stop jogging.
- - It helps.
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- 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,079
- It's freaking me out.
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- 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,599
- Look at me. I'm ridiculous.
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- 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,246
- Come here. Come here.
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- 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,328
- - Jen's got you.
- - Now I see why they call you "Closet Queens."
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- 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,799
- - Instagram.
- - Facebook.
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- 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,161
- - Yes!
- - Yes!
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- 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,239
- It was awful, man. There
- was no connection at all.
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- 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,039
- I was so happy when you came
- up with the avalanche thing.
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- 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,799
- - That saved my life.
- - Ha-ha-ha.
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- 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,159
- And the way she dressed was like an
- assistant principal or something.
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- 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,850
- I felt like I was in detention.
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- 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,599
- - I got a girl for you.
- - Yeah?
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- 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,848
- Blond lady. From my
- belly-dancing class.
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- 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,845
- A little bit on the plus size.
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- 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:14,119
- But when she gets to moving, all
- that flapping can make it happen.
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- 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,599
- - No good.
- - That big girl would hit that Hooters...
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- 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,725
- like a hurricane. Agh! Chicken. Steak.
- Fries. And a Diet Coke.
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- 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,851
- - All right! Gotcha!
- - Ha-ha-ha.
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- 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,359
- I'm out, man. No
- more dating for me.
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- 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,799
- It's time and money I should
- be spending with my kids.
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- 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,809
- Look who it is.
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- 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,759
- Hey, Larry!
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- 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,559
- My all-star! Give me some.
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- 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,445
- It's Hilary, Dad,
- which is bad enough.
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- 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,171
- You gonna leave me hanging?
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- 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,639
- Boom. Guess what?
- 167
- 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,639
- The new Kodiak tents
- just arrived.
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- 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,330
- In time for spring break.
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- 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,279
- We're going camping in our
- back yard again this year?
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- 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,891
- Why? You too old for that?
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- 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,039
- No. It's just some kids in my
- class are going to Florida...
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- 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,323
- or to Colorado or
- even Switzerland.
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- 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,119
- You got a lot of rich
- kids in your school.
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- 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,927
- - We don't got that kind of money.
- - I know. It'd just be nice to go someplace.
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- 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,159
- You know where you could
- take her that's cheap?
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- 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,362
- My belly-dancing class.
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- 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,882
- Oh. Put that away. Seriously.
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- 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,522
- Excuse me, sir? I'm here to
- pick up my basketball uniform.
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- 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,330
- Did you just call me "sir"?
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- 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,684
- - Yeah.
- - I'm a girl.
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- 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,879
- That's one fugly girl.
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- 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,559
- Hey, man, that's his daughter.
- 183
- 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,079
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,770
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- - Mm.
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- 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,239
- Hey, honey, how's the
- math homework coming?
- 186
- 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,363
- Are any of the tutor's
- shortcuts helping?
- 187
- 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,606
- Did you go on a date?
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- 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,479
- A date? Who told you
- I went on a date?
- 189
- 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,889
- You should really change your e-mail
- password, little Miss 072099.
- 190
- 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,559
- That is the last time I use
- your birthday as a password.
- 191
- 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,159
- I can't believe you
- read my e-mails.
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- 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,999
- Brendan, I love you...
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- 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,682
- but we have to learn to respect
- each other's privacy in this house.
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- 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,559
- Who's Jim?
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- 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,799
- Nobody, honey. A buffoon.
- 196
- 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,439
- Trust me. It was nothing.
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- 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,799
- - You promise?
- - Promise.
- 198
- 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,559
- Hey! No wheels in the house!
- 199
- 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,199
- - I've told you this!
- - Aah!
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- 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,759
- Tackle him, Mom! Get him!
- 201
- 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,279
- Did your dad take you for
- ice cream on the way home?
- 202
- 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,439
- - Spank him!
- - Rocky Road and mint chocolate chip!
- 203
- 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,439
- - Take him to the ground!
- - I'm on top of the world! Goose, goose!
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- 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,999
- - Yeah.
- - You're dead!
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- 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,399
- No more titty twisters, guys!
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- 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,159
- You only have two titties
- for the rest of your lives!
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- 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,170
- We need to learn to
- love and respect them.
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- 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,767
- I always did.
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- 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,119
- How many times
- have I told you...
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- 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,439
- not to pump him full of sugar
- before you drop him off?
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- 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,159
- Oh, come on. Going out with
- Dad for an ice cream cone...
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- 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,879
- is a lasting memory for a kid.
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- 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,439
- Oh, okay. Well, if Dad spent
- more time with him...
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- 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,279
- then the memories wouldn't
- have to be so "lasting."
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- 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,239
- Boom, zing. Got me again.
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- 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,171
- It's so great spending
- time with you, Lauren.
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- 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,966
- That doesn't go there.
- 218
- 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,679
- What are we gonna do?
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- 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:07,319
- Oh. Oh, man! It's gonna
- explode in 3, 2...
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- 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,521
- Oh, thank God.
- 221
- 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,081
- That was close. It was almost
- unorganized for a minute.
- 222
- 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,999
- - Hi.
- - How are you?
- 223
- 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,439
- Good. Are you going to
- Tyler's game on Saturday?
- 224
- 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,371
- - Yes! Of course!
- - Great. I'm putting you down.
- 225
- 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,479
- It's what you do best.
- 226
- 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,559
- On the board, Mark.
- On the board.
- 227
- 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:29,003
- Lauren, the boys don't need a board.
- They don't need a list.
- 228
- 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,799
- The know they can count on me.
- That's it.
- 229
- 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,919
- Dad, can you help me
- with my homework?
- 230
- 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,879
- Oh, I can't, bud! Sorry! I gotta
- go to a thing! Ask your mom!
- 231
- 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,048
- This is not an example
- of my behavior.
- 232
- 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,006
- Did you leave?
- 233
- 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:52,439
- No, oh, oh I'll never
- be that girl again
- 234
- 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,239
- No, oh, oh
- 235
- 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,359
- My innocence is wearin' thin
- 236
- 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,439
- But my heart is growin' strong
- 237
- 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,799
- So call me, call me, call me
- 238
- 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:11,000
- Miss movin' on Oh, oh, oh
- 239
- 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,608
- - Larry, wanna shoot some hoops?
- - Dad!
- 240
- 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,719
- - Oh!
- - Aah!
- 241
- 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,319
- - Stop! Get Out!
- - Oh!
- 242
- 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,999
- Why wouldn't you knock?
- 243
- 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,119
- I'm sorry, honey! I
- didn't see anything!
- 244
- 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,999
- Oh, thanks a lot!
- 245
- 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,479
- No, no, no!
- 246
- 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,839
- There was plenty
- of stuff to see!
- 247
- 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,079
- Uh...
- 248
- 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,204
- I mean, I didn't see
- any gelling going on!
- 249
- 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,282
- - How about a fist bump?
- - No!
- 250
- 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,410
- Larry, we both need
- this fist bump.
- 251
- 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,490
- We're cool.
- 252
- 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,328
- Hey, how we doing in here?
- 253
- 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,806
- I'm talking to Mom.
- 254
- 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,640
- Great. What are you
- guys talking about?
- 255
- 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,124
- It's girl stuff.
- 256
- 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,928
- Okay. Well, just so you know, I'm
- pretty good with girl stuff too.
- 257
- 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,445
- Excuse me for a second.
- 258
- 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,319
- Thanks, Dad.
- 259
- 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,284
- But I just wanna talk to Mom.
- 260
- 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,361
- Sure, sure.
- 261
- 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,931
- Say hi for me.
- 262
- 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,439
- I'm all out of stickers.
- 263
- 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,879
- You're all out of face.
- What happened to you? Ugh.
- 264
- 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,764
- Can I play with Espn now?
- 265
- 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,122
- Espn is having her quiet time.
- 266
- 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,445
- Oh. With Invincible Mommy?
- 267
- 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,211
- "Invisible." Yes.
- 268
- 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,999
- It's not fair only
- Espn gets to see her.
- 269
- 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,439
- I know.
- 270
- 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,279
- I wish I could see her.
- 271
- 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,766
- Me too.
- 272
- 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,959
- Come here. Mm.
- 273
- 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,762
- Eh, eh?
- 274
- 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,479
- Mac and cheese?
- 275
- 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,119
- - Mac and cheese.
- - Yeah!
- 276
- 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,639
- I mean, he's looking around here.
- Looking for you.
- 277
- 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,679
- You knew it was today. I
- published the calendar.
- 278
- 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,319
- Laur, the meeting went longer than
- expected. What do you want from me?
- 279
- 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,399
- You know what? I just want you to be a dad!
- I can't take it!
- 280
- 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,999
- Why don't you hop over to the snack
- bar, see if they sell any chill pills.
- 281
- 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,489
- "Chill pills"? Why don't you
- "bust a move" back to 1990.
- 282
- 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,889
- You're at a baseball game?
- 283
- 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,519
- I'm going on a mystery
- trip with Dick.
- 284
- 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,679
- That's so great.
- 285
- 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,479
- I have no idea where we're going.
- He's so much fun.
- 286
- 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,091
- I'm so excited!
- 287
- 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:52,044
- Now batting, number
- 23, Tyler Reynolds.
- 288
- 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,559
- Okay! Come on! Go Tyler! Whoo!
- 289
- 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,159
- - Come on, Tyler!
- - They're putting this kid in?
- 290
- 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,119
- League rule. Every kid
- has to play two innings.
- 291
- 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,526
- Even kids like him.
- 292
- 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,959
- - You shut your piehole.
- - I'll kick your ass!
- 293
- 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,721
- - Or I'll stuff my entire fist in your mouth!
- - Burt Reynolds scrawny reject!
- 294
- 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,090
- Hey, how old is that pitcher?
- He looks like a NASCAR driver.
- 295
- 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,359
- - Strike!
- - Come on!
- 296
- 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,239
- It's okay, buddy! Shake it off!
- It's okay!
- 297
- 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,159
- Oh, no. He's not gonna have
- one of his meltdowns, is he?
- 298
- 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,119
- No. He has two more swings.
- It's gonna be okay.
- 299
- 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,399
- Okay. I better go now, then. Oh,
- by the way, I need a week off.
- 300
- 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,399
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- When's the vacation?
- 301
- 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,965
- Two weeks from today.
- 302
- 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,919
- Wait. No. That's not gonna work.
- 303
- 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:41,249
- Because that's spring break and
- I've gotta take care of the boys.
- 304
- 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,199
- - Strike two!
- - Why?
- 305
- 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,239
- It's okay, cutie, you got this!
- 306
- 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,363
- Check out what happens
- when this kid strikes out.
- 307
- 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,919
- - You have been warned, Ratso!
- - One more comment and it is go time!
- 308
- 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,122
- - I will crush you!
- - So checkity check it!
- 309
- 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,119
- I thought Mark was taking the
- kids whitewater rafting.
- 310
- 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,879
- Oh, shocker. He canceled.
- 311
- 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,439
- Business trip.
- 312
- 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,119
- Now I'm racking my brain trying to
- figure out how to compete with that.
- 313
- 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,839
- You won't. There's no time.
- 314
- 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,959
- And why should we
- both stay at home?
- 315
- 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,289
- You are the bestest
- business partner ever. Heh.
- 316
- 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,519
- - Strike three!
- - I hate this!
- 317
- 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,599
- I hate this! I hate this!
- I suck!
- 318
- 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,926
- No.
- 319
- 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,081
- Oh, boy. Here we go again.
- 320
- 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,447
- Oh, God.
- 321
- 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,484
- Maybe you should try badminton.
- 322
- 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,319
- - Maybe you should try mouthwash!
- - And deodorant!
- 323
- 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,439
- - And some testosterone supplement!
- - And some Cialis!
- 324
- 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,290
- I'm just assuming!
- 325
- 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,042
- And shave your neck!
- 326
- 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,405
- It's very hairy.
- 327
- 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,079
- God.
- 328
- 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,206
- What?
- 329
- 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,245
- Ugh.
- 330
- 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,161
- No.
- 331
- 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,491
- Damn it.
- 332
- 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,083
- Rip that little loop off the back
- of your shirt. And Step Three...
- 333
- 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,799
- - Daddy?
- - Yes.
- 334
- 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,651
- What do you miss about Mommy?
- 335
- 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,444
- What do I miss about Mommy?
- 336
- 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,805
- Hmm.
- 337
- 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,247
- Everything.
- 338
- 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,251
- I miss her laugh.
- 339
- 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,245
- And her smile.
- 340
- 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,239
- And I miss her little nose
- that she gave to you.
- 341
- 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,919
- Luckily you didn't get mine.
- You'd look very weird.
- 342
- 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,039
- - Heh.
- - Yeah.
- 343
- 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,961
- I miss every time The
- Wizard of Oz was on.
- 344
- 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,599
- - I love that movie.
- - I know.
- 345
- 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,599
- She would sing all
- the songs to us.
- 346
- 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,565
- Especially "Somewhere
- Over the Rainbow."
- 347
- 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,607
- You know what I miss
- most about her?
- 348
- 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,565
- What?
- 349
- 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,846
- Getting to tell her
- how much I love her.
- 350
- 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,370
- Are you allowed to do
- that with anyone else?
- 351
- 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,048
- Am I allowed?
- 352
- 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,883
- Your mother, before she left...
- 353
- 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,802
- that's all she would talk about,
- was me finding somebody else.
- 354
- 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,165
- But I would tell her I can't
- because she's my one and only.
- 355
- 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,644
- What did Mommy say?
- 356
- 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,199
- Your mom would say...
- 357
- 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,167
- my heart is so big that
- it has room for two.
- 358
- 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,409
- That's another thing I
- miss about your mother.
- 359
- 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,804
- She actually thought
- I was awesome.
- 360
- 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,002
- I think you're awesome, Daddy.
- 361
- 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,519
- Thank you.
- 362
- 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,279
- Hey, Dad? Um...
- 363
- 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,999
- I have a personal errand to run,
- and I need to borrow the car.
- 364
- 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,999
- Well, you can't drive
- without me yet...
- 365
- 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,719
- and somebody's got to stay
- here with your sisters.
- 366
- 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,119
- Dad, I have a personal errand.
- 367
- 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,679
- What does that even mean? You
- taking a hit out on somebody?
- 368
- 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,531
- Dad, she's monsterating.
- 369
- 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,999
- - What?
- - I have my period!
- 370
- 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,204
- Oh. I forgot you get those.
- 371
- 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,369
- "Tampax Pearls."
- 372
- 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,879
- Douches. "Fresh Scent."
- 373
- 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,119
- "Medicated" and "Sweet Romance."
- 374
- 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:29,689
- Yeah, let's not be doing the
- Sweet Romance douches quite yet.
- 375
- 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,562
- "Poise Feminine Wash."
- 376
- 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,407
- "Poise"? That's a
- little close, guys.
- 377
- 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,565
- "Always Clean"?
- 378
- 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,846
- I could actually use those.
- Uh...
- 379
- 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,930
- What's a Diva Cup? Is
- that to make coffee?
- 380
- 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,970
- I don't under...
- 381
- 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,609
- What kind do you guys use?
- 382
- 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,930
- Huh.
- 383
- 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,360
- - No!
- - Hi.
- 384
- 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,645
- Don't tell me.
- 385
- 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,124
- - Lauren.
- - Lauren.
- 386
- 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,039
- Mr. Hooters.
- 387
- 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,519
- Jim.
- 388
- 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,963
- What's going on in the sweater?
- Just for the articles?
- 389
- 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,802
- No. These, um, actually
- are for my son.
- 390
- 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,971
- Wow. What a progressive mother.
- 391
- 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:36,644
- No. I found a centerfold under
- his bed, and I tore it up.
- 392
- 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,519
- From a magazine,
- not the Internet?
- 393
- 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,719
- He's old school. I respect that.
- 394
- 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,285
- Why'd you tear it up?
- 395
- 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,000
- Because as a woman I
- was totally offended.
- 396
- 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,245
- You don't have to be. It's a
- normal part of growing up.
- 397
- 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,399
- Okay, but he taped a picture of
- our babysitter's face on it.
- 398
- 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,559
- Okay, that's sick.
- He needs help.
- 399
- 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,359
- Borderline Dahmer situation.
- 400
- 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,439
- Oh, very funny. Okay, but if you
- had kids you'd understand...
- 401
- 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,802
- - Three daughters.
- - ...it's complicated.
- 402
- 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,599
- You have three daughters?
- 403
- 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,771
- Yes. Do you have any other
- children, or just the masturbator?
- 404
- 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,239
- He has a younger brother.
- 405
- 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,602
- Uh-huh. Maybe you'll do a
- better job with that kid.
- 406
- 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,200
- I'm just joking. So what, you're here
- to replace it before the kid finds out?
- 407
- 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,879
- Yes. But I can't tell what
- magazine it's from. I just...
- 408
- 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,367
- Do you have any of the
- centerfold remnants?
- 409
- 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,771
- Yes, I do.
- 410
- 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,399
- I, um... I tried to
- tape it back up.
- 411
- 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,602
- Did a great job. You
- can hardly tell.
- 412
- 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,919
- Snapper magazine.
- 413
- 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,119
- How can you tell?
- 414
- 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,319
- From the staple placement and
- the way the paper feels...
- 415
- 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,729
- and I already have this copy at home.
- How about a fist bump? Huh?
- 416
- 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,690
- Ah.
- 417
- 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,130
- - Yep, that's the one.
- - Great.
- 418
- 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,679
- Excuse me. Actually, I thought of
- something that might help us both...
- 419
- 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,199
- to save us some embarrassment.
- 420
- 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,007
- How about I bring that up to the
- cashier, and you bring this up for me.
- 421
- 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,159
- - Whoa. Are these for your daughter?
- - Yeah. She's 15.
- 422
- 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,931
- And her "friend"
- just paid a visit.
- 423
- 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,399
- Okay. Well, these are for
- a much older "friend."
- 424
- 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,639
- A much heavier "friend" staying
- in a much bigger "room"...
- 425
- 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,729
- than your daughter has.
- 426
- 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,999
- You lost me.
- 427
- 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,519
- You found me. Oh.
- 428
- 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,799
- - Can I get a bump?
- - No.
- 429
- 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,570
- No.
- 430
- 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,639
- Okay. So you will do this.
- 431
- 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,039
- That'll be $13.
- 432
- 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,765
- Hi, I'm Tom.
- 433
- 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,240
- - Here's your change.
- - Hi, I'm Tom.
- 434
- 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,688
- Yeah, you told me. Next.
- 435
- 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,639
- Oh.
- 436
- 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,199
- I remember the Slender Fit days.
- 437
- 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,084
- You must be doing your Kegels.
- 438
- 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,803
- Nowadays, I need six of
- these taped together.
- 439
- 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,885
- Okay. Moving on.
- 440
- 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,929
- And we got...
- 441
- 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,081
- that and card.
- 442
- 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,199
- Rockin' Saturday
- night, huh, Lefty?
- 443
- 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,165
- Oh, that's not mine.
- That's for her kid.
- 444
- 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,729
- Ooh, pretty progressive mom.
- 445
- 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,519
- - Yeah. That's what I said to her too.
- - Why would you do that?
- 446
- 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,799
- - I'm sorry. I'll get you out of it.
- - What is wrong with you?
- 447
- 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,482
- She just takes her homeschooling
- real serious, so that's why...
- 448
- 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,086
- We get those back?
- 449
- 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,166
- She's gotta get home to the
- kid and get him going.
- 450
- 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,407
- - Take care.
- - Yeah.
- 451
- 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,570
- Hi, I'm Tom.
- 452
- 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,119
- Ugh, thanks a lot for
- selling me out back there.
- 453
- 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,999
- Oh, she didn't
- even hear about...
- 454
- 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,639
- - I panicked. I'm sorry. Here.
- - Oh, I noticed.
- 455
- 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,799
- Thank you.
- 456
- 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,129
- I can't believe you
- have three girls.
- 457
- 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,320
- - What does that even mean?
- - I just can't imagine you with three girls.
- 458
- 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,521
- Don't, then.
- 459
- 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,327
- I'm sorry. What are their names?
- 460
- 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,571
- Hilary, Lou and Espn.
- 461
- 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,479
- - "Espin." That's unique.
- - Mm-hm.
- 462
- 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,841
- Is it Biblical?
- 463
- 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,763
- No. Named after my
- favorite network.
- 464
- 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,479
- ESPN.
- 465
- 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,239
- - No.
- - Yep.
- 466
- 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,999
- - What?
- - Heh.
- 467
- 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,239
- Pretty cool.
- 468
- 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,039
- Oh, my God.
- 469
- 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,891
- Your wife must
- have been a saint.
- 470
- 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,999
- She was.
- 471
- 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,568
- Your husband must have been
- very patient dealing with...
- 472
- 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,839
- Ah.
- 473
- 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,119
- Another charming sentiment
- from Captain Cheese Sticks.
- 474
- 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,439
- You know what? Hooters is too good for you.
- I'd never bring you there again.
- 475
- 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,479
- Well, then I guess I'll just have to learn
- to get through life without Hooters.
- 476
- 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,251
- You've been doing a pretty
- damn good job so far!
- 477
- 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,601
- - That doesn't make any sense.
- - I didn't realize they were that big.
- 478
- 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,883
- Oh, whatever.
- 479
- 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,039
- Guys, unfortunately your dad had
- a business trip that came up...
- 480
- 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,119
- so your whitewater rafting trip is
- gonna get postponed till this summer.
- 481
- 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,799
- - What?
- - We're stuck here doing nothing all week?
- 482
- 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,719
- I have plans. I have
- great plans actually.
- 483
- 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,810
- Like what? Bowling and
- going to the mall?
- 484
- 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,199
- How did you know?
- 485
- 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,291
- - Bet that's Dad!
- - Maybe he'll take us on his business trip!
- 486
- 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,439
- - Oh, hey. Is your mom home?
- - What do you mean "Is your mom home"?
- 487
- 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,961
- - Who are you?
- - I'm Jim.
- 488
- 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:51,086
- akumenang.com
- 489
- 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,159
- What is this, Dateline NBC?
- Yes, you got it right.
- 490
- 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,599
- - What do you want?
- - I need to talk to your mother.
- 491
- 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,439
- - Not a big deal.
- - She said she's not interested in you.
- 492
- 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,599
- Believe me, Frodo, I don't like her either.
- I have to sort something out with her.
- 493
- 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,963
- - Brendan, honey, who's at the...?
- - Hey.
- 494
- 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,839
- - Jim.
- - You lied! Liar! You like him!
- 495
- 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,599
- What? I didn't lie, honey.
- He's a buffoon.
- 496
- 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,519
- - Just like I said.
- - Don't talk to me!
- 497
- 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,759
- Ever!
- 498
- 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,645
- No, sweetie, come on.
- 499
- 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,199
- - What?
- - Great.
- 500
- 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,239
- Which one was the masturbator?
- The big one?
- 501
- 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,799
- Why are you here?
- What do you want?
- 502
- 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,439
- The old bag at the pharmacy
- mixed up our cards.
- 503
- 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,239
- That's impossible because I
- keep my cards very organized.
- 504
- 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,959
- I keep them in
- color-coded sleeves...
- 505
- 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,559
- All right, I'll give this back to
- whoever it belongs to. Lauren Reynolds.
- 506
- 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,684
- - You know her? Have you met her?
- - Oh.
- 507
- 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:46,170
- God, I don't know what's wrong with me
- lately. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
- 508
- 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,839
- Just come in.
- 509
- 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,439
- So wait. How do you
- know where I live?
- 510
- 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,079
- I Googled you and "Closet
- Queens" came up.
- 511
- 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,204
- - You're a lesbian?
- - No.
- 512
- 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,319
- We organize "closets" and we're
- the best, so we're "queens."
- 513
- 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,681
- "Closet Queens."
- 514
- 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,447
- Maybe the picture
- was confusing me.
- 515
- 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,041
- What picture?
- 516
- 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,519
- Ugh, those little weasels.
- 517
- 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,199
- Your girlfriend, like, does
- she know we went on a date?
- 518
- 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,359
- Is she gonna kill me?
- She looks nuts.
- 519
- 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,039
- - Lauren!
- - Well, here she is.
- 520
- 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,839
- - I have to talk to you!
- - I never touched her. She repulses me.
- 521
- 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,519
- - What?
- - What?
- 522
- 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,839
- Jen, what's wrong?
- 523
- 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,839
- - It's over between me and Dick.
- - Over?
- 524
- 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,849
- I thought you don't like dick.
- 525
- 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,959
- But you guys just started
- using the L word.
- 526
- 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,279
- The L Word. I saw that show. You
- guys love that one I'm guessing.
- 527
- 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,919
- I'm sorry. Who are you? Are
- you here to fix something?
- 528
- 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,283
- - You should probably go and do that.
- - I'm Jim. I'm not a threat.
- 529
- 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,879
- - Jim?
- - The blind-date guy.
- 530
- 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,839
- - You said that was a disaster.
- - Oh, it was.
- 531
- 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,679
- You said he was a chubby loser.
- 532
- 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,879
- He is.
- 533
- 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,399
- You didn't mention he has that high phlegmy
- voice like he drinks a lot of dairy.
- 534
- 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,239
- - I know.
- - Standing right here, ladies.
- 535
- 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,559
- Hearing everything.
- 536
- 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,799
- All right, our cards got switched
- so we're just dealing with that.
- 537
- 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,479
- What happened with Dick?
- 538
- 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,799
- He just dropped a
- major bomb on me.
- 539
- 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,239
- He's married.
- 540
- 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,011
- No, worse. He's got kids.
- 541
- 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,160
- Oh, you're still here. Why?
- 542
- 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,239
- You still have my card. "Why?"
- 543
- 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:29,039
- Wait. You're just gonna break up
- with him because he has children?
- 544
- 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,239
- Five children. Five.
- 545
- 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,839
- What am I, Julie Andrews?
- 546
- 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,203
- I'm gonna sew matching outfits
- and sing to escape the Nazis?
- 547
- 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,199
- He asked me if I wanted
- to be "part of the team."
- 548
- 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,439
- - No, I don't!
- - Maybe you should just go on the trip...
- 549
- 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,371
- and, you know, spend some
- alone time with Dick.
- 550
- 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,439
- See, he wanted the
- kids to come with us.
- 551
- 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,919
- He wanted me to get to know them in
- a "fun and neutral environment."
- 552
- 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,283
- Eh, five kids? Is his
- last name Theodopolis?
- 553
- 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,326
- - Yes.
- - That's incredible. That's my boss.
- 554
- 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,879
- He owns all the Dick's Sporting Goods.
- I manage the one in Ridgefield.
- 555
- 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,082
- Of course you do.
- 556
- 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,359
- Dick takes a lot of special needs people,
- makes them "managers" of something...
- 557
- 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,131
- so they can have a business
- card and feel important.
- 558
- 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,919
- Good for you!
- 559
- 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,279
- That explains it.
- That explains a lot.
- 560
- 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,039
- You know, actually I applied
- to work at Closet Queens...
- 561
- 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,279
- but they said there's already a
- gorilla filling that position.
- 562
- 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,239
- It's a thyroid thing.
- 563
- 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,959
- - Heh.
- - Where was he gonna take you?
- 564
- 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,321
- Africa.
- 565
- 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,639
- It was gonna be incredible.
- Look at that.
- 566
- 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,319
- - Sun, sand, safaris.
- - Wow.
- 567
- 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,490
- - Oh, my God.
- - He must really like you a lot.
- 568
- 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,319
- Sorry, I'm not
- getting it at all.
- 569
- 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,807
- Okay. And this concludes
- our business.
- 570
- 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,719
- Thank you. Africa.
- 571
- 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,319
- So he's just gonna go here all
- by himself with his kids now?
- 572
- 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,239
- No. He's heartbroken now.
- Nobody gets to go.
- 573
- 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,771
- Oh, damn it!
- 574
- 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,199
- Why does he have to have joint custody? I
- thought the mother always got the kids.
- 575
- 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,679
- I mean, this is a week away. I
- hope he gets his money back.
- 576
- 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,439
- - A week out? Not a chance.
- - Aah!
- 577
- 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,879
- Well, maybe they do things
- differently in Africa.
- 578
- 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,279
- I forgot you were an expert at
- closets and African refund policies.
- 579
- 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,768
- Okay. Kick him out. Don't let
- him talk to you like that.
- 580
- 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,969
- - Get out.
- - I'm leaving.
- 581
- 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,959
- Jen. My boys would give anything
- to go on a vacation like this.
- 582
- 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,479
- Mr. Theodopolis. Hi.
- It's Jim Friedman.
- 583
- 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:30,959
- I don't mean to be a vulture picking on
- the carcass of your dead relationship.
- 584
- 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,279
- But I wonder...
- 585
- 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,199
- if you'd sell me the vacation...
- 586
- 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,839
- you were gonna go on with
- Freddy Krueger's sister?
- 587
- 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,639
- I have been saving and saving. I could
- never give him full value for it...
- 588
- 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,799
- but something's better
- than nothing, right, sir?
- 589
- 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,519
- It would just be
- the three of us.
- 590
- 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,199
- It would just be the four of
- us so we only need one room.
- 591
- 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,839
- Oh, my God. Wait until
- I tell the boys.
- 592
- 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,039
- Wait till I tell the girls!
- 593
- 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,279
- We're going to Africa!
- 594
- 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,599
- Welcome to Africa
- 595
- 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,689
- Welcome, welcome
- 596
- 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,759
- I can't believe we're here.
- 597
- 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,479
- This is pretty cool, Mom.
- 598
- 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,839
- Yeah.
- 599
- 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,559
- Welcome, welcome,
- welcome, welcome
- 600
- 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:27,399
- So I did good? This is better
- than, like, bowling and the mall?
- 601
- 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,170
- Oh, yeah.
- 602
- 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:38,919
- - Welcome, welcome
- - Africa!
- 603
- 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,679
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- This is terrific. This is great.
- 604
- 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,039
- What the fu...?
- 605
- 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,879
- - Brendan!
- - What the fudge is he doing here?
- 606
- 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,599
- We're going on family
- vacations together now?
- 607
- 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,486
- I have no idea why they
- followed us to Africa.
- 608
- 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,007
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 609
- 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,239
- Is this a sick dream? What
- is happening right now?
- 610
- 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,639
- You're stalking my mom!
- You're a predator!
- 611
- 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,759
- Hey! Don't talk to my dad
- like that, butthole!
- 612
- 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,279
- - Language!
- - How about you don't correct my daughter?
- 613
- 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,439
- She can say "butthole"
- if she wants to.
- 614
- 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,079
- - Butthole! Butthole!
- - Not you.
- 615
- 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,841
- I hear thunder on the mountain.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- 616
- 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:23,527
- Welcome to South Africa.
- Mfana at your service.
- 617
- 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,919
- Mfana.
- 618
- 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,319
- Uh, Jim. I mean, Dick.
- 619
- 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,959
- Dick Theodopolis.
- 620
- 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,599
- Welcome, Dick Theodopolis!
- 621
- 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:36,442
- And you are traveling with one
- little girl and two, uh...
- 622
- 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,410
- - Big girls.
- - Ha-ha-ha. Of course.
- 623
- 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,841
- And you must be...
- 624
- 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,079
- Miss Palmer.
- 625
- 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,519
- Yes. Jen Palmer.
- 626
- 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,119
- Oh, I see what you did.
- 627
- 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,959
- I see what you did too.
- 628
- 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:55,199
- Are you ready for the most exciting,
- amazing, and romantic week...
- 629
- 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,279
- of your entire lives?
- 630
- 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,529
- Exciting, amazing, romantic!
- 631
- 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,368
- Yeah, we're here for the
- zero romance package.
- 632
- 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,159
- You still haven't told the
- children, my friends?
- 633
- 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,599
- Told the children what?
- 634
- 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,919
- - Do I have a new mommy?
- - Mfana.
- 635
- 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,519
- Will you do us a favor? Leave
- us alone for just two secs.
- 636
- 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,199
- - Which means "of course."
- - Thank you.
- 637
- 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,079
- All right. Listen. Would you just
- reassure my son that we're not dating.
- 638
- 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,639
- We are not dating!
- I promise you.
- 639
- 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,889
- This is not a face I want to
- wake up to every morning.
- 640
- 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,559
- Wow.
- 641
- 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,799
- You'd be lucky to wake up to that
- every day. My mom is frigging hot.
- 642
- 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,639
- Did you just say
- your mom was hot?
- 643
- 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,279
- No! Not hot...!
- 644
- 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,369
- That's just wrong.
- 645
- 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,919
- - Tyler! Tyler!
- - Whoo!
- 646
- 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,839
- - Get down from there!
- - Wee!
- 647
- 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,399
- Oh, God! Please, please,
- please, please get down!
- 648
- 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,887
- - Whoo!
- - Aah!
- 649
- 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,439
- This place is ginormous!
- 650
- 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,759
- Oh, my God!
- 651
- 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,486
- Follow me. Right this way.
- 652
- 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,919
- Welcome to your familymoon.
- 653
- 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,201
- Whoa.
- 654
- 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,808
- This is so cool.
- 655
- 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,199
- Now we're talking!
- This is Africa, baby!
- 656
- 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,439
- We'll take this room.
- 657
- 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,639
- No! We want this room.
- 658
- 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,129
- Silly Theocropolises!
- This is for the children.
- 659
- 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,284
- This room is for the
- mama and the papa.
- 660
- 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,879
- Look at that bed.
- 661
- 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,605
- - Huge.
- - Awesome.
- 662
- 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,239
- - This is so cool.
- - Look at this candy.
- 663
- 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,999
- Here is where you make
- more Theopotamuses.
- 664
- 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,851
- My bad.
- 665
- 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,439
- What part of "not dating"
- does this bed fit into?
- 666
- 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,039
- - Oh, boy.
- - Okay. You know what?
- 667
- 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,799
- Everybody fall into line.
- 668
- 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,279
- Brendan, Tyler honey, I
- need you on the couch.
- 669
- 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,199
- Hilary, C-SPAN, Lou...
- 670
- 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,759
- Espn, Espn.
- 671
- 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,559
- Excuse me. Espn.
- I'm sorry, honey.
- 672
- 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,119
- Oh, my God.
- 673
- 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:59,559
- Dick was gonna propose to Jen. A
- family honeymoon, a "familymoon."
- 674
- 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,439
- And your dumb friend ruined it.
- Here's what's gonna happen.
- 675
- 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,359
- The first room we saw,
- we're gonna take that.
- 676
- 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,959
- And you and your deranged boys can
- have Wilt Chamberlain's headquarters.
- 677
- 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,924
- Dude, what are you eating?
- 678
- 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,006
- Mm. "Cherry Pan-ties."
- 679
- 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,208
- What are "Cherry Pan-ties"?
- Let me see that.
- 680
- 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,199
- - Oh, no! God! Spit it out! Spit it out!
- - Why?
- 681
- 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,079
- Just no Cherry Pan-ties ever!
- Out, out, out!
- 682
- 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,409
- Hey, Mom. I guess this
- used to be a firehouse.
- 683
- 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,999
- Look at this place. Wow.
- 684
- 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,479
- Hello, Mr. Snuffleupagus.
- 685
- 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,444
- Heh. Theodopolis.
- 686
- 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,205
- Hello...
- 687
- 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,839
- Girls.
- 688
- 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,399
- - Girls. They're girls.
- - That's twice.
- 689
- 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,568
- Let's go, guys... Girls.
- 690
- 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,799
- 23. We're looking for 23.
- 691
- 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,729
- There it is.
- 692
- 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,039
- - Ahem.
- - Oh.
- 693
- 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,239
- - Hi!
- - Hey.
- 694
- 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,759
- How you doing? I think we're
- sharing a table with you.
- 695
- 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,204
- Yeah. Hi! I'm Eddy Wernick and this
- is Ginger Wernick and our son, Jake.
- 696
- 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,959
- We're from Vancouver.
- 697
- 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,679
- Okay. I'm your son. All right?
- 698
- 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,719
- Ginger would've had to give birth to
- me when she was 6. She's not my mom.
- 699
- 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,639
- Okay. Get it out
- there for everyone.
- 700
- 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,839
- Sharing it, loving it. No holding back.
- That's good.
- 701
- 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,719
- - All right. Let's do our thing. Come on.
- - Isn't this place fantastic?
- 702
- 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,839
- - So romantic.
- - Oh.
- 703
- 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,963
- Good. Gonna have a
- nice trip here.
- 704
- 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,039
- - Um, Dad?
- - Hey, sweetie.
- 705
- 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,399
- Where should I sit?
- 706
- 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,999
- You can sit anywhere you want.
- 707
- 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,521
- What about Mom?
- Where does she sit?
- 708
- 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,844
- Uh, where do you
- want her to sit?
- 709
- 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,439
- Next to me?
- 710
- 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,799
- Then that's where she'll sit.
- Go ahead.
- 711
- 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,519
- Get right next to Lou.
- Your mom's right there.
- 712
- 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,999
- Okay?
- 713
- 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,850
- All good.
- 714
- 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,161
- Ignoring it. Ignoring
- the weirdness.
- 715
- 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,806
- Ah.
- 716
- 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,239
- Where's the funeral at, boys?
- 717
- 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,199
- Where's the golf
- tournament at, girls?
- 718
- 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,599
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- 719
- 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,279
- Mfana. Mfana!
- 720
- 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,599
- Yes! Missus, uh...?
- 721
- 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,999
- Reynolds. Palmer! Just
- not his wife, okay?
- 722
- 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,039
- I don't wanna sit here.
- Not gonna happen.
- 723
- 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,759
- Ha, ha. I'm afraid it
- must happen, ma'am.
- 724
- 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,279
- All tables are filled and
- this is your family.
- 725
- 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,766
- Please sit with us.
- 726
- 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,724
- You give it a try.
- 727
- 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,119
- Every family fights.
- 728
- 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,919
- - You make it better.
- - Mm-hm.
- 729
- 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,119
- - Yes?
- - Yes.
- 730
- 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,845
- Try the chakalaka.
- 731
- 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,759
- - Hi, new people.
- - Hello.
- 732
- 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,841
- This is Lauren, by the way, and her children,
- the karate kids: Wax On and Wax Off.
- 733
- 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,039
- Isn't this place fantastic?
- 734
- 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,766
- Oh, it's so romantic.
- 735
- 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,971
- Sorry, what'd you say?
- 736
- 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,363
- So romantic!
- 737
- 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,679
- Easy.
- 738
- 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,399
- Keeping it classy, huh, Ginger?
- 739
- 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,728
- Oh, Jakey, you have
- something on your face.
- 740
- 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,564
- Oh, it's a mole.
- 741
- 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,279
- Hey! You can't sit there.
- 742
- 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,448
- - Why not?
- - My mom's sitting there.
- 743
- 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,522
- - Is she in the bathroom or something?
- - No. She's sitting there right now.
- 744
- 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,599
- Are you on meds?
- 745
- 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,799
- Ow!
- 746
- 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,083
- It's okay, Espn. We'll get
- Brendan another chair.
- 747
- 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,999
- Thank you.
- 748
- 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,839
- Whatever. I'm just gonna
- go to the buffet.
- 749
- 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,479
- Tyler, come with me. They eat
- fried caterpillars here.
- 750
- 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,045
- Hell, yeah!
- 751
- 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,759
- Very nice. Girls, why don't
- you hit the buffet also?
- 752
- 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,519
- Larry, make sure you have plenty of beef,
- okay? Gotta bulk up for the season.
- 753
- 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,085
- Love you. Go on.
- 754
- 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,926
- "Bulk up for the season"?
- What is she, a bear?
- 755
- 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,599
- She's trying out for girls' varsity this
- year. A lot of big ladies out there.
- 756
- 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,039
- - She's gonna eat her way into the starting five.
- - My God.
- 757
- 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,404
- Hello, everybody!
- 758
- 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,359
- My name is Nickens.
- 759
- 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,799
- And we are Thathoo!
- 760
- 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,159
- We play traditional South
- African isicathamiya music...
- 761
- 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,968
- with a little bit
- of American soul.
- 762
- 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,039
- - Ha-ha-ha!
- - It is getting a little hot in here.
- 763
- 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,399
- Finally, my huge
- African arms are free.
- 764
- 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,204
- Yeah, baby!
- 765
- 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,160
- Yes, they are.
- 766
- 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,599
- No.
- 767
- 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,679
- I would like to
- welcome you to our...
- 768
- 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,680
- Fourth Annual Blended
- Familymoon Week!
- 769
- 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,959
- - What's a blended family?
- - I don't know. It sounds painful, though.
- 770
- 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,159
- I am looking out at
- all you beautiful...
- 771
- 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,599
- stepchildren,
- stepdads, stepmoms...
- 772
- 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,359
- half-brothers, same-sex domestic
- partners, and good old-fashioned...
- 773
- 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,839
- booty calls gone wrong.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- 774
- 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,879
- Now, even though the
- emphasis is on family...
- 775
- 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,599
- we here at the beautiful Sun
- City Resort want to make sure...
- 776
- 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,679
- you get some alone time.
- 777
- 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,087
- Oh...
- 778
- 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,559
- Because alone time can
- sometime take a long time...
- 779
- 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,651
- we have many supervised activities
- for the young ones to do.
- 780
- 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,559
- We have a fabulous
- jungle play zone.
- 781
- 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,485
- A nightly pool party.
- 782
- 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,120
- Hey, Espn. Why aren't you getting in?
- Is your mom afraid of the water?
- 783
- 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,006
- Good one, Mom.
- 784
- 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,039
- Magical animal time.
- 785
- 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,848
- Little one, wouldn't you like
- to try petting a living animal?
- 786
- 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,403
- He's dead?
- 787
- 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,599
- And our famous
- Tekula teen disco!
- 788
- 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,007
- Hey, dude. There's a lot
- of hot chicks out here.
- 789
- 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,639
- The best time.
- 790
- 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,129
- What the heck is...?
- 791
- 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,205
- What is that?
- 792
- 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,091
- Are you kidding me?
- 793
- 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,879
- Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
- 794
- 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,919
- Oh, my God! Oh, God!
- 795
- 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,119
- Oh, God! Crocodile!
- 796
- 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,639
- Crocodile attack!
- 797
- 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,279
- Help me! Somebody help me!
- 798
- 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,926
- Please don't kill me!
- God! Oh, my God!
- 799
- 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,887
- Mr. Bellyflopolis, the
- crocodiles are fake!
- 800
- 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,805
- They're fake?
- 801
- 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,009
- Yes, they're fake!
- 802
- 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,559
- Why would you make them
- look so realistic?
- 803
- 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,839
- Well, to scare the baboons away.
- 804
- 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,719
- You just scared a zebra
- stripe into my underwear!
- 805
- 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:18,959
- Don't worry! What happens
- in Africa, stays in Africa.
- 806
- 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,119
- Oh. Oh.
- 807
- 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,084
- Tyler. Okay.
- 808
- 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,279
- Excuse me. Oh.
- 809
- 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,527
- Okay.
- 810
- 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,639
- That's one way to get him
- to sleep through the night.
- 811
- 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,759
- - You saw that?
- - I actually heard it.
- 812
- 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,479
- I think they heard it in Uganda.
- 813
- 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,559
- It was a lot easier
- when he was Lou's age.
- 814
- 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,439
- Of course, let me help you out here.
- Here you are. You're home.
- 815
- 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,279
- - Thank you.
- - Absol... Oh. Too late.
- 816
- 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,479
- - Aah!
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 817
- 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,399
- All right, all right, all right.
- Pick him up.
- 818
- 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,719
- Three-second rule.
- Three-second rule.
- 819
- 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,321
- Good, good, good. You're fine.
- He's fine.
- 820
- 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,923
- Okay, now I'm getting scared.
- 821
- 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,570
- Okay.
- 822
- 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,528
- Sleep, sleep.
- 823
- 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:33,203
- Too hot in here. No blanket, okay?
- Shh.
- 824
- 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,924
- Here's your buddy.
- 825
- 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,603
- Love ya, love ya.
- 826
- 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,123
- Mom's sleeping there.
- 827
- 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,484
- Okay, can I sleep with her?
- 828
- 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,525
- No, you'll crush her.
- 829
- 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,243
- No, I could get in with her and
- spoon with her. It would be nice.
- 830
- 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,007
- - I don't wanna see that.
- - No. Okay.
- 831
- 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,047
- We'll let Mommy rest. I'll, uh...
- I'll figure it out.
- 832
- 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,359
- I love you.
- 833
- 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,086
- - I love you too, Dad. Good night.
- - Sleep good.
- 834
- 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,999
- Me and you there, shorty.
- 835
- 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,407
- Okay, that's right.
- 836
- 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,567
- Right on my neck. That's gonna
- make a nice evening for me.
- 837
- 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,890
- Hey, guys. It is
- time to wake up.
- 838
- 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,039
- Africa awaits us. It's
- a beautiful morning.
- 839
- 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,767
- - Is he crazy?
- - Go away. It's way too early.
- 840
- 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,171
- Lou, will you wake up
- with Daddy, please?
- 841
- 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:58,087
- In the name of
- Lucifer, let us sleep.
- 842
- 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:04,085
- Up, up, up, you two. I
- have quite a day planned.
- 843
- 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,531
- I need a coffee.
- 844
- 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,965
- Morning.
- 845
- 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,479
- - Big day planned?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 846
- 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:24,159
- 7:15 nature walk. 8:30 petting zoo.
- 10:00 a.m. native crafts.
- 847
- 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,599
- The boys, they're so excited.
- 848
- 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,079
- Really? My girls are ecstatic also.
- Just jumping up and down on the bed.
- 849
- 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,439
- Can't believe they're here.
- 850
- 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,639
- - Cream?
- - No, thank you.
- 851
- 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,003
- - Sugar?
- - Yes, please.
- 852
- 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,279
- - Couldn't get the boys out of bed?
- - No.
- 853
- 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,479
- The girls?
- 854
- 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,399
- The girls are probably
- sleeping the rest of the trip.
- 855
- 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,127
- Possible exorcism coming for the
- little one. We'll see what happens.
- 856
- 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,679
- Well, it's beautiful here.
- 857
- 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,211
- Oh, yeah.
- 858
- 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,530
- - I'll see you around.
- - Yeah. Have a good one.
- 859
- 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,880
- You won't see that
- in New Jersey.
- 860
- 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:12,039
- Okay. All right. All right. Here we go.
- Okay. Here you go, baby.
- 861
- 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,719
- That's it, sweetie. Take him down.
- Take him! That's it.
- 862
- 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,002
- Back him. Use your weight!
- Muscle him.
- 863
- 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,079
- - Unh.
- - Use your body.
- 864
- 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,806
- - Unh!
- - Oh, yeah! Finish it!
- 865
- 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,851
- - Ugh!
- - And bam! That's it! Yes!
- 866
- 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,168
- Yes! Way to go, Larry.
- 867
- 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,479
- Winners up. Let's go.
- Give me the ball. Buddy.
- 868
- 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,125
- Up top.
- 869
- 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,559
- And we go in. Let's go.
- Get loose.
- 870
- 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,684
- Cut. Cut! Larry! Move!
- 871
- 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,849
- Come on. What are you doing?
- 872
- 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,799
- Larry?
- 873
- 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,959
- Just cut! Go! Break it.
- 874
- 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,889
- Shake him off. Come on.
- 875
- 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,206
- Are you voguing right now?
- 876
- 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,731
- What is happening?
- 877
- 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,725
- Here! Just take the ball.
- 878
- 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,359
- Work the kid. Work him.
- Lose him.
- 879
- 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,279
- Cross him. Cross him over.
- Cross him.
- 880
- 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,879
- Don't skip!
- 881
- 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,879
- Why you moving like that?
- Is it the bra?
- 882
- 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,209
- Because if it's the bra, just take it off.
- You don't need it anyways.
- 883
- 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,521
- What?
- 884
- 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,559
- What are you doing?
- We just started.
- 885
- 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,331
- Is your boy okay? Why
- does he wear a bra?
- 886
- 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,206
- She's a girl.
- 887
- 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,719
- You suck.
- 888
- 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,879
- You suck, you suck, you suck
- 889
- 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,003
- You suck, you suck, you suck
- 890
- 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,239
- You suck, you suck, you suck
- You schooled by a little girl
- 891
- 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,920
- Your boy has no skills
- 892
- 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,250
- You schooled by a little girl
- 893
- 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,964
- Tyler, slow down!
- 894
- 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,399
- Come on, Mom! We're going
- four miles per hour.
- 895
- 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,519
- That's plenty fast enough.
- Fast and safe.
- 896
- 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,159
- Miss Palmer! It's
- okay to go fast.
- 897
- 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,919
- Oh, okay, Mfana.
- 898
- 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,759
- Watch me!
- 899
- 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,279
- Ha-ha-ha. Wee!
- 900
- 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,959
- - You're going the wrong way!
- - Watch out, Grandma!
- 901
- 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,726
- My bad.
- 902
- 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,279
- The blending process is
- really going well for us.
- 903
- 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,239
- My husband's 13-year-old still has
- some hatred issues towards me.
- 904
- 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,959
- But it is becoming less
- physical, so it's a start.
- 905
- 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,638
- - That's great.
- - Good for you.
- 906
- 00:50:40,639 --> 00:50:44,599
- I woke up this morning with a
- pillow pressed against my face.
- 907
- 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,639
- But I could sense some guilt afterwards.
- So that's progress.
- 908
- 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,039
- Hang in there, ladies. There's a
- light at the end of the tunnel.
- 909
- 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,839
- This little angel here...
- 910
- 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,879
- is finally starting to think
- of me as her second mom.
- 911
- 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,447
- Not just her former
- gymnastics teacher.
- 912
- 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,444
- What are you drawing, honey?
- 913
- 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,048
- It's a picture of elephants stomping
- on your head and making you dead.
- 914
- 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,608
- - Heh-heh-heh.
- - Stop it.
- 915
- 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,680
- Don't worry. What happens
- in Africa stays in Africa.
- 916
- 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,439
- Bump my fist?
- 917
- 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,371
- - Ha, ha. Jim's so funny.
- - Yeah.
- 918
- 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,079
- My head is boiling, Mom.
- Get it off.
- 919
- 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,361
- I'm trying.
- 920
- 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,199
- - Why did you tie it with so many knots?
- - I didn't want it to come flying off.
- 921
- 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,279
- Oh, my God! What
- happened to her face?
- 922
- 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,679
- - I painted it. She's a kitty cat.
- - Are you wearing eye shadow?
- 923
- 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,119
- I made Daddy a princess, but
- he washed the paint off.
- 924
- 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,679
- Well, not all the way off because
- he looks a little like Lady Gaga.
- 925
- 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,646
- Why is this kid wearing a helmet? Are you
- carrying him to bed again or something?
- 926
- 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,359
- No, I tied the chin strap too many times.
- I can't get it off.
- 927
- 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,199
- Best thing about working at a sporting
- goods store: Swiss Army knives.
- 928
- 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,209
- - Just be careful.
- - I'll go easy.
- 929
- 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,959
- - Aah!
- - Oh.
- 930
- 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,199
- - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- - Thank you.
- 931
- 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,199
- - Daddy, I gotta go to the bathroom.
- - You do? Okay.
- 932
- 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,765
- Can she take me?
- 933
- 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,799
- She's got her own life to live.
- What do you gotta do? One or two?
- 934
- 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,446
- - Number one.
- - I can handle this.
- 935
- 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,919
- - Okay.
- - Will you watch him?
- 936
- 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,839
- - And I mean watch him.
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it, home slice.
- 937
- 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,079
- - Okay.
- - For sure.
- 938
- 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,079
- What's number one again?
- 939
- 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,123
- It's a pee-pee.
- 940
- 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,081
- And sometimes he wipes too hard.
- 941
- 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,479
- I'm sure he doesn't mean to.
- 942
- 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,287
- No, he's a good daddy. He
- just doesn't have a bagina.
- 943
- 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,959
- Okay, honey. Let's
- wash your hands.
- 944
- 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,559
- He's a bad daddy! He made me
- look like the walking dead!
- 945
- 00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,759
- Oh, no!
- 946
- 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,279
- Okay.
- 947
- 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,839
- All right.
- 948
- 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,679
- Let's see what we have
- in the magic bag here.
- 949
- 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,599
- Oh. Perfect.
- 950
- 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,962
- All right. La, da, da.
- 951
- 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,966
- You're pretty.
- 952
- 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,444
- You're prettier.
- 953
- 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,645
- I said you are.
- 954
- 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,119
- Shut up and let me
- do your makeup.
- 955
- 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,279
- Don't worry. They're around.
- 956
- 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,879
- Oh, I'm not worried.
- 957
- 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,605
- Maybe that's where they are.
- 958
- 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,806
- Yeah!
- 959
- 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,959
- Yeah!
- 960
- 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,286
- Tyler?
- 961
- 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,241
- - Hold on, now!
- - Excuse me.
- 962
- 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,119
- - Hold on, big time!
- - Aah!
- 963
- 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,119
- Aah! Oh, my God! I'm
- gonna kill him.
- 964
- 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,239
- Yeah, baby! Hold on, now!
- 965
- 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,799
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 966
- 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,923
- Easy, homey, easy!
- 967
- 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,319
- Tyler! Get off that
- dodo bird right now!
- 968
- 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,491
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everything's fine.
- The safety instructor's on top of it.
- 969
- 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,399
- Ugh.
- 970
- 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,524
- Look at me, Mom! I'm a cowboy!
- 971
- 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,079
- Well, partner, I bet I can
- stay on longer than you!
- 972
- 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,759
- It's on, sheriff.
- 973
- 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,883
- No "longer"! No "staying"!
- 974
- 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:22,119
- - I can't be beat!
- - I can't hear you! You're going down!
- 975
- 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,722
- I'm never gonna fall off! Never!
- 976
- 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,719
- Whoo! One hand, mama!
- 977
- 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,046
- Whoo... Aah!
- 978
- 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,199
- Ooh!
- 979
- 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,359
- Good!
- 980
- 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,564
- Yes! I win! I'm the
- king of Africa!
- 981
- 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,879
- - Whoa!
- - Tyler!
- 982
- 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,039
- A winner!
- 983
- 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,599
- Are you kidding me?
- 984
- 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,919
- Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
- 985
- 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,999
- Wow. Whoo, boom!
- 986
- 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,879
- You're a moron, okay? Because
- he could've broken his neck!
- 987
- 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:05,199
- Mom. Mom, Mom. Did you see that? I stuck
- the landing and did the bull dance.
- 988
- 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,519
- I saw it.
- 989
- 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,119
- Thank you so much for taking
- me on this trip, Mom.
- 990
- 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,163
- This is the best day of my life!
- 991
- 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,679
- Okay. Great! Oh, good! Oh, good.
- I love you so much.
- 992
- 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,079
- - I'm so glad you're having fun.
- - Aw.
- 993
- 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,406
- You're welcome.
- 994
- 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,119
- Thank you so much.
- 995
- 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,085
- - Why you flipping my dad off?
- - Huh? I'm not.
- 996
- 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,039
- Yo! Check out white girl
- in the neighborhood.
- 997
- 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,641
- Am I right, my brothers?
- Woo-woo!
- 998
- 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,919
- I can't believe your
- dad's into my mom.
- 999
- 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,879
- He doesn't like her.
- She's into him.
- 1000
- 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,519
- No way. He's goofy and flabby all over.
- My mom's gorgeous with a rocking body.
- 1001
- 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,399
- Hey, that's sick, man.
- 1002
- 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,329
- That was out of context!
- 1003
- 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,079
- Was it?
- 1004
- 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,799
- You know, you should just go talk to
- him because he probably won't bite.
- 1005
- 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,844
- Oh! No, no. I can't.
- 1006
- 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,119
- Got a boyfriend back at home?
- 1007
- 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,679
- Please. All the guys at my school
- pretty much assume I'm a lesbian.
- 1008
- 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,644
- And not the hot kind.
- 1009
- 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,008
- Well, have you ever
- considered, say, like...
- 1010
- 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,719
- changing your hairstyle?
- 1011
- 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,119
- Our barber only really knows
- how to do this and crew cuts.
- 1012
- 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,679
- - So...
- - A barber?
- 1013
- 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,999
- Like the kind with
- a pole outside?
- 1014
- 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,319
- He cut our grandfather's hair.
- He cuts my dad's hair.
- 1015
- 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,729
- - And now he cuts our hair. Heh.
- - May I just...?
- 1016
- 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,201
- Yup.
- 1017
- 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,519
- You have such a beautiful face.
- 1018
- 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:18,168
- You know, it's funny because I was
- actually on my way to the salon.
- 1019
- 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,329
- Do you wanna come
- check it out with me?
- 1020
- 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,359
- For what?
- 1021
- 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,244
- For a hairdo...
- 1022
- 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,799
- for a girl...
- 1023
- 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,570
- in this century.
- 1024
- 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:32,199
- I would but I'd have to
- ask my dad for the money.
- 1025
- 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,971
- No. No, no, no. It's on me.
- 1026
- 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,487
- Really?
- 1027
- 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,839
- It would make me so happy.
- 1028
- 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,247
- Because I don't get to
- do this with my boys.
- 1029
- 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,879
- - Come on, Prince Valiant.
- - Heh.
- 1030
- 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,759
- - I don't know who that is but okay.
- - Okay.
- 1031
- 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,399
- Where do you buy your clothes?
- 1032
- 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,999
- Oh, Dad gets most of
- our clothes from work.
- 1033
- 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,759
- Oh, then I guess we should be
- grateful he doesn't work at Hooters.
- 1034
- 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,088
- No, my mom worked at Hooters.
- 1035
- 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,039
- She what?
- 1036
- 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:07,723
- Oh, my mom, she used to work at Hooters.
- She managed the one over on Lake Street.
- 1037
- 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,849
- Oh. Heh.
- 1038
- 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,359
- So then he gets down on
- one knee and proposes.
- 1039
- 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,719
- Right in the middle
- of kickboxing class.
- 1040
- 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,719
- He's lucky he didn't get
- kicked in the nuts.
- 1041
- 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,604
- Oh, my nuts! Ha-ha-ha.
- 1042
- 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:37,559
- Espn. This is the best passion
- fruit I've ever tasted. Try it.
- 1043
- 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,762
- And I got some for your mom too.
- 1044
- 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,159
- Thank you.
- 1045
- 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,719
- You're welcome.
- 1046
- 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,319
- So how'd you two sexicans meet?
- 1047
- 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,959
- Yeah! Hitting them with the
- hard questions. I like it.
- 1048
- 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,039
- Well, we met on a blind date.
- 1049
- 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,079
- - Argh. Those are the worst.
- - Oh.
- 1050
- 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,359
- I've been on 10 blind
- dates in my life.
- 1051
- 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,719
- All fatties. Ten for ten.
- All fatties.
- 1052
- 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,886
- No offense, Jim.
- 1053
- 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,039
- What?
- 1054
- 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,810
- So what happened?
- Where'd he take you?
- 1055
- 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,359
- Actually, Hooters.
- 1056
- 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,599
- Here we go.
- 1057
- 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:16,204
- Which was wonderful service,
- nice people, really great.
- 1058
- 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,079
- Aw. How romantic.
- 1059
- 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,519
- - Oh.
- - Aw, everyone's shimmying now.
- 1060
- 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,719
- Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- 1061
- 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,730
- Why you no shimmy, Jimmy?
- Shimmy.
- 1062
- 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,287
- Jim?
- 1063
- 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,761
- Where's Larry? What
- happened to Larry?
- 1064
- 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,365
- I'm right here, Dad.
- 1065
- 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,999
- Why were the, uh...?
- 1066
- 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,202
- How did this, uh...?
- 1067
- 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,369
- What's happening right now?
- 1068
- 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,759
- Um, well, Lauren gave me
- her salon appointment...
- 1069
- 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,999
- Uh-huh.
- 1070
- 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,726
- and they put in hair
- extensions and makeup...
- 1071
- 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:34,999
- and she even told them how to style
- it and what to do, what not to do.
- 1072
- 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,168
- She was pretty amazing.
- 1073
- 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,968
- She was amazing, huh?
- 1074
- 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,039
- Do you want to go get
- some sushi from the bar?
- 1075
- 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,799
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, scarecrow!
- She's gotta bulk up!
- 1076
- 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,163
- Pork chops! Lamb chops! Tri-tip!
- 1077
- 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,359
- Uh...
- 1078
- 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,369
- Let's go get our beef on?
- 1079
- 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:02,159
- Uh-oh. I think someone new came to dinner.
- A flying baby named Cupid.
- 1080
- 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,999
- - Heh-heh-heh.
- - Ping.
- 1081
- 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,039
- Aah! You got me!
- 1082
- 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,719
- Now we're both in love.
- 1083
- 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,480
- What's the matter?
- 1084
- 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,479
- What's the matter?
- 1085
- 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,239
- I just looked at my daughter, and
- I didn't really recognize her.
- 1086
- 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,090
- Kind of threw me
- off for a minute.
- 1087
- 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,479
- Well, she's 15, you know? She's
- bound to grow up at some point.
- 1088
- 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,079
- I know. Call me crazy.
- 1089
- 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,001
- I just thought maybe that would be
- my decision because she's my kid!
- 1090
- 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,079
- Okay! Awkward moment. Uncomfortable.
- Tension.
- 1091
- 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,999
- I'm leaving the table.
- Who's with me?
- 1092
- 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,248
- - Me! Me!
- - I'm going.
- 1093
- 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,610
- Wow.
- 1094
- 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,159
- Whoa. I just...
- 1095
- 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,559
- Can I ask you?
- 1096
- 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,970
- What made you think you could tart up
- my daughter without my permission?
- 1097
- 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,283
- You're right. I'm sorry. I am.
- 1098
- 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,039
- I just find it hypocritical from
- someone who nearly killed my son.
- 1099
- 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,879
- So it was getting even?
- Is that it?
- 1100
- 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,559
- No, it's not getting
- even but I just...
- 1101
- 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,519
- - She's beautiful.
- - Right.
- 1102
- 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,279
- With that pageboy Prince Valiant
- haircut you gave her...
- 1103
- 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,399
- She looked very nice
- with that haircut.
- 1104
- 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:17,439
- and the tracksuit, are you kidding me?
- Dying on the inside to come out!
- 1105
- 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,168
- Her mother was tomboyish at her
- age and that was fine with me.
- 1106
- 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,161
- You knew your wife
- when she was 15?
- 1107
- 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,119
- I knew my wife when I was 13.
- I had a crush on her.
- 1108
- 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,448
- I have no idea why
- she liked me back.
- 1109
- 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,810
- I was 90 percent goofy
- and 10 percent loser.
- 1110
- 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:39,919
- Well, I was 60 percent Urkel
- and 40 percent Screech.
- 1111
- 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:44,199
- Put it to you this way: If I didn't have braces,
- my teeth would be hitting you right now.
- 1112
- 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,879
- I'm sorry I yelled at you. I feel like a jerk
- because I put your kid on a gooney bird...
- 1113
- 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,971
- - and I didn't ask your permission.
- - No, but listen. You're right.
- 1114
- 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,799
- I need to let go of the
- reins a little bit.
- 1115
- 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,721
- I just want to say on
- behalf of Thathoo...
- 1116
- 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,919
- how happy we are to see you
- two lovebirds finally...
- 1117
- 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,319
- blending.
- 1118
- 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:18,839
- No, we're not blending. We were
- just having a conversation.
- 1119
- 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,679
- - Just happy we haven't killed each other yet.
- - Heh.
- 1120
- 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,839
- Yes, yes, you are blending
- 1121
- 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,759
- We don't feel that way
- about each other!
- 1122
- 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,079
- Yes, you'll be touching
- 1123
- 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,079
- Like wine and bobotie
- 1124
- 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,199
- All right, let's go
- and get our beef on!
- 1125
- 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,199
- And like malva pudding
- 1126
- 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,639
- All right, thank you.
- 1127
- 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,559
- I think they're blending over there!
- Come now! Come now!
- 1128
- 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,569
- They're blending over here! Yes!
- 1129
- 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,639
- Daddy, look!
- 1130
- 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,091
- Ha-ha-ha. Woo-hoo!
- 1131
- 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,726
- What? I thought I saw an eagle.
- 1132
- 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,767
- I saw a camel! Ha-ha-ha.
- 1133
- 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,919
- Hey, Hilary. Uh... You
- wanna come in our truck?
- 1134
- 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,600
- Shouldn't you be in your coffin?
- The sun's out right now.
- 1135
- 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,729
- Take a walk, homes.
- 1136
- 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,451
- Eh, yo, yo, yo.
- 1137
- 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,040
- Go ahead.
- 1138
- 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,719
- Oh!
- 1139
- 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,604
- - Oh, my God.
- - Ha-ha-ha.
- 1140
- 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,839
- Look, children.
- 1141
- 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,122
- The bush pig has
- lost its parents...
- 1142
- 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,489
- so it is being cared for
- by Mama and Papa Lion.
- 1143
- 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,079
- Even in nature there
- are blended families.
- 1144
- 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,639
- - That's nice.
- - That's sweet.
- 1145
- 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:37,359
- I may have misread
- that situation.
- 1146
- 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,239
- - You think so, buddy?
- - What is wrong with you?
- 1147
- 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,399
- Yeah, Lauren!
- 1148
- 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,965
- Yeah, baby!
- 1149
- 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,846
- - No!
- - You can do it, Mom!
- 1150
- 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,648
- Go Lauren! Go Lauren!
- 1151
- 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,929
- Whoa.
- 1152
- 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,406
- Oh, my God.
- 1153
- 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,719
- Emotional. Time passing.
- Changes.
- 1154
- 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,319
- It's... it's... It's hard.
- 1155
- 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:53,605
- You gotta let it go. Turning the page.
- Moving on.
- 1156
- 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,079
- She was a little kid just a...
- 1157
- 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,239
- Processing it. Accepting it.
- 1158
- 01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,599
- The circle of life.
- Painful, though.
- 1159
- 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,211
- It hurts, right?
- 1160
- 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,399
- No. Not for me. I got a boy.
- 1161
- 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,250
- But you're in the shithouse.
- 1162
- 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,880
- Thanks.
- 1163
- 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,479
- Whoo! Aah!
- 1164
- 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,759
- The view is splendid!
- 1165
- 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,368
- Which mean "who's next?"
- 1166
- 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,719
- Please, Mom?
- 1167
- 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,239
- What? That? Are you crazy? No.
- 1168
- 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,279
- If Mfana can do it, I could do it.
- It's totally safe.
- 1169
- 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:28,371
- There is no way I'm going
- to let you do that.
- 1170
- 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,879
- Unless I try it first...
- 1171
- 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,599
- - and make sure you can handle it.
- - Yes!
- 1172
- 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,719
- Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- 1173
- 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,888
- Your mom is gonna do it.
- 1174
- 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:45,159
- You have nothing to worry about.
- You are in tight.
- 1175
- 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,159
- You got 50-gauge webbing here.
- 1176
- 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,959
- Possibly malaria is the only
- thing you gotta think about.
- 1177
- 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,919
- Don't swallow anything
- weird up there.
- 1178
- 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,679
- Okay. What happens if, like,
- I wanna signal for help...
- 1179
- 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,959
- - or, like, if I decide to change my mind? Aah!
- - Whoa!
- 1180
- 01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,279
- Oh, yeah, baby!
- 1181
- 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,718
- - You look good!
- - Oh, my God!
- 1182
- 01:08:00,719 --> 01:08:03,079
- I change my mind!
- I change my mind!
- 1183
- 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,199
- - Whoo!
- - That's awesome!
- 1184
- 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,999
- Oh.
- 1185
- 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,521
- Wow!
- 1186
- 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,611
- Oh, my God!
- 1187
- 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,879
- It's beautiful!
- 1188
- 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,319
- Go, Mama, go!
- 1189
- 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,519
- Aah! Aah!
- 1190
- 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,239
- There are giraffes!
- 1191
- 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:28,119
- Jim, there are giraffes right there!
- I can see them!
- 1192
- 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,519
- Well, say hello for me!
- 1193
- 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,479
- Oh, wow!
- 1194
- 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,841
- Oh, this is so pretty!
- 1195
- 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,919
- Oh, my God! Elephants!
- Elephants!
- 1196
- 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,519
- Aah!
- 1197
- 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,599
- - Thatta girl!
- - Go Lauren!
- 1198
- 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,599
- Why is she screaming?
- 1199
- 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,599
- She's not screaming. She's howling.
- She's having fun.
- 1200
- 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,879
- Looking good up there, baby!
- 1201
- 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:09,319
- Fly, Mrs. Thorpopolis!
- Fly like the wind!
- 1202
- 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,724
- Tyler! You've gotta try this!
- 1203
- 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,251
- Why you slowing down?
- 1204
- 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:23,724
- - We're out of gas.
- - You're out of gas? What does that mean?
- 1205
- 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,919
- We used to have gas.
- But now we're out.
- 1206
- 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,359
- Oh.
- 1207
- 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,764
- Oh, my God! What's happening?
- 1208
- 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,327
- Jim!
- 1209
- 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,439
- - We're out of gas!
- - What?
- 1210
- 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:40,079
- - Oh, no.
- - Oh, my God! No!
- 1211
- 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,479
- This is all your fault!
- 1212
- 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:43,799
- Don't worry! My dad's gonna
- come up with a plan!
- 1213
- 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,970
- - What's the plan?
- - Look for a gas station.
- 1214
- 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:48,399
- You suck.
- 1215
- 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,959
- Why did I let you
- talk me into this?
- 1216
- 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,199
- Listen to me!
- 1217
- 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,119
- When you get close
- to the ground...
- 1218
- 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,799
- start running fast!
- 1219
- 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,399
- I have the legs of a corgi dog!
- 1220
- 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,321
- It doesn't matter right now!
- Move those little babies!
- 1221
- 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,719
- You cannot let your kids
- see you die like this!
- 1222
- 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,639
- Go! Go! Go!
- 1223
- 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,279
- Now! Get those legs going!
- 1224
- 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,879
- Oh, my God! Rhino!
- 1225
- 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,599
- - Rhino, rhino!
- - Oh, my God!
- 1226
- 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,559
- Spread them!
- 1227
- 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,799
- - Oh, my God!
- - Spread the legs!
- 1228
- 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,599
- - Aah!
- - Her bagina!
- 1229
- 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,450
- Aah! Cw!
- 1230
- 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,606
- Yeah!
- 1231
- 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,479
- Ugh!
- 1232
- 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,959
- - Go, go, go, go, go!
- - Dad!
- 1233
- 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,445
- Ooh.
- 1234
- 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,088
- Aah.
- 1235
- 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,679
- I didn't have you pegged for
- the massage type of guy.
- 1236
- 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,519
- It's the first massage I'll
- ever do in my life. I have to.
- 1237
- 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,279
- To see if they can rub my
- pancreas out of my neck.
- 1238
- 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,051
- My God. You're
- welcome, by the way.
- 1239
- 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,250
- For what?
- 1240
- 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,439
- "For what?" For saving you.
- 1241
- 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:31,279
- You didn't save me.
- 1242
- 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,119
- You told me to keep running.
- 1243
- 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,879
- Why didn't you catch me?
- 1244
- 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,399
- I was supposed to catch you?
- Who am I, Batman?
- 1245
- 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,479
- Coming at me like
- 700 miles an hour.
- 1246
- 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:43,559
- You're weighing about a buck fifty. The
- inertia would rip my arms off my body.
- 1247
- 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,959
- Yes. That's me. I weigh a buck fifty.
- If I'm holding your left ass cheek.
- 1248
- 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,559
- - I don't know what women weigh.
- - You don't know anything.
- 1249
- 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,479
- - Mm-hm. We'll see.
- - Have a nice massage.
- 1250
- 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:58,039
- All right. Now do the
- same on your partner...
- 1251
- 01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:02,679
- while making sure to continue to
- look deeply into each others' eyes.
- 1252
- 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,799
- - What is this?
- - A scene out of The Doors?
- 1253
- 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,079
- I don't know. Uh...
- 1254
- 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,679
- Ma'am? Yeah. I booked a massage.
- 1255
- 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:18,566
- Yes. You've booked for the
- Art of Couples massage.
- 1256
- 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:23,439
- - I just got a call from my babysitter...
- - Oh. There was an avalanche in my back yard...
- 1257
- 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,319
- Come on! This is exactly
- what you guys need.
- 1258
- 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,799
- We'll form a massage train.
- I'll be the caboose.
- 1259
- 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:32,243
- - Unacceptable.
- - I'm joking.
- 1260
- 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,999
- - Join us.
- - No, ma'am.
- 1261
- 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,039
- - I'm so good.
- - I'm being totally honest...
- 1262
- 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,839
- I think you should. This way.
- 1263
- 01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:42,679
- - And there you go.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1264
- 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,199
- Okay!
- 1265
- 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:51,610
- Let's loosen things up by
- stroking your lover's neck.
- 1266
- 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,329
- - Okay
- - Come on now.
- 1267
- 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,279
- Don't be bashful.
- 1268
- 01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:01,486
- Give yourself over to the pleasure
- of your loving partner's touch.
- 1269
- 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,885
- Yeah.
- 1270
- 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,205
- - Hello.
- - How are you?
- 1271
- 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,399
- Ow.
- 1272
- 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,239
- Remember to keep the touch soft.
- 1273
- 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,046
- Lightly brush your fingers
- against her skin.
- 1274
- 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,807
- It's so...
- 1275
- 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,799
- Oh, God! What's happening?
- 1276
- 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:27,439
- - Is there a bug on me?
- - No.
- 1277
- 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:32,119
- There's no bug. I was just trying
- to get some skin, like she said.
- 1278
- 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,719
- - Well, that hurts the jugular.
- - I won't do it.
- 1279
- 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,571
- I'm sorry. I don't know...
- 1280
- 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,322
- how to give you a...
- 1281
- 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,650
- Okay, so...
- 1282
- 01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,685
- - There you go.
- - Oh.
- 1283
- 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,679
- - That's actually really nice. Heh.
- - Good.
- 1284
- 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,245
- Oh, God.
- 1285
- 01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:58,919
- Oh.
- 1286
- 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,168
- I feel like I'm relaxing.
- 1287
- 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:04,079
- Oh, it's wonderful.
- 1288
- 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,959
- Excuse me. Am I gonna get some
- sort of rub action here...
- 1289
- 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,279
- or does the guy do all
- the work in Africa?
- 1290
- 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:10,970
- Very funny, Mr. Moptopolis.
- 1291
- 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,641
- But he's right. Ladies, it's
- time for you to join in.
- 1292
- 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:20,399
- As your partner moves down to
- your shoulders, reach out...
- 1293
- 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,125
- and touch his ears.
- 1294
- 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:26,479
- Gently rub the lobes between
- your thumb and index finger...
- 1295
- 01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:29,239
- as if you were rubbing
- the morning dew...
- 1296
- 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,199
- - off a flower petal.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1297
- 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,439
- - Are these your flower petals?
- - Yes.
- 1298
- 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:37,166
- - Now rub the dew. Ha, ha. Do the dew.
- - Heh.
- 1299
- 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:41,679
- I'd be doing you a really big favor if I
- just yanked these goofy things right off.
- 1300
- 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,645
- Oh, just shut up,
- schlumpy shoulders.
- 1301
- 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:48,239
- - I do have schlumpy shoulders.
- - No, you don't. They're very nice.
- 1302
- 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,679
- But you know what helps if you
- need to work on your posture?
- 1303
- 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,959
- Here, just lift your arms a little bit.
- Watch, I'll show you. Right...
- 1304
- 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,411
- Feels very good.
- 1305
- 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:03,159
- - You have nice shoulders.
- - Really?
- 1306
- 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,799
- You really have a lot of muscle.
- 1307
- 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,239
- - Not as much as you.
- - Heh.
- 1308
- 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:10,039
- From carrying that kid around
- and smashing his head.
- 1309
- 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,399
- - Ugh.
- - Oh, yeah!
- 1310
- 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,080
- Mr. Wernick. Those are not
- your wife's shoulders.
- 1311
- 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,165
- Busted!
- 1312
- 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:21,884
- Loving it though. Respect the vision.
- I get it.
- 1313
- 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,850
- - Gotta go for it, right?
- - You do!
- 1314
- 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,448
- Whoa.
- 1315
- 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:34,439
- Mm. That was so relaxing.
- 1316
- 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,719
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1317
- 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,720
- I hope I put your pancreas
- back where it belongs.
- 1318
- 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,959
- I don't even know where
- it is right now.
- 1319
- 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:49,919
- - Are you my sexy little wormhole?
- - Yeah, I'm your sexy little wormhole!
- 1320
- 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,130
- They have fun.
- 1321
- 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,279
- That's very pretty.
- 1322
- 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,799
- You were very nice. Thank you.
- 1323
- 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,843
- Heh. Oh, you know.
- 1324
- 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,489
- You're a strong woman.
- Strong hands.
- 1325
- 01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:23,004
- Mm. I'm glad you like my hands.
- 1326
- 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,599
- Daddy?
- 1327
- 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,882
- Can Lauren put me to bed?
- 1328
- 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,682
- Sweetheart, Daddy will put
- you to bed in one second.
- 1329
- 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,919
- But I want Lauren.
- 1330
- 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:40,602
- Lauren... Another time,
- Lauren will do that.
- 1331
- 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,639
- But I want her to put
- me to bed tonight.
- 1332
- 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,251
- And Daddy said no.
- 1333
- 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,279
- - Mm!
- - No.
- 1334
- 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:51,079
- - Mm!
- - No!
- 1335
- 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,931
- I want Lauren.
- 1336
- 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,728
- I'm flattered.
- 1337
- 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,331
- That's good. You're all right.
- 1338
- 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,809
- Okay. How's that? Are
- you all cozy now?
- 1339
- 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,639
- Yes.
- 1340
- 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:13,322
- Daddy? Can you give
- us some alone time?
- 1341
- 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:20,166
- I could go to the bathroom outside.
- Is that what you want? You got it.
- 1342
- 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,284
- Thrown out of my own tent.
- 1343
- 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,690
- I own him.
- 1344
- 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,730
- It seems that way.
- 1345
- 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,920
- Can you rub my head so
- I have good dreams?
- 1346
- 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,530
- Of course.
- 1347
- 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:38,004
- What a cute little head.
- 1348
- 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,763
- Ew.
- 1349
- 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,164
- Couldn't go a little
- further from the tent?
- 1350
- 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:50,486
- What do you want from me? There could
- be gorillas out here, ready to kill.
- 1351
- 01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:01,639
- Well, why don't you get them to
- give you some Flomax or something.
- 1352
- 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:04,286
- Yep, getting older.
- I'll give you that.
- 1353
- 01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:07,043
- Can you sing to me?
- 1354
- 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,249
- Um, sure.
- 1355
- 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,249
- What should I sing?
- 1356
- 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:21,085
- Somewhere over the rainbow
- 1357
- 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:25,281
- Way up high
- 1358
- 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:30,482
- There's a land that I heard of
- 1359
- 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:35,841
- Once in a lullaby
- 1360
- 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:39,959
- Someday I'll wish upon a star
- 1361
- 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:46,327
- And wake up where the
- clouds Are far behind me
- 1362
- 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:51,239
- Where troubles melt
- like lemon drops
- 1363
- 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:56,924
- Away above the chimney tops
- 1364
- 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,479
- That's where
- 1365
- 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:06,609
- You'll find me
- 1366
- 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,759
- - There's a gorilla right there!
- - Aah!
- 1367
- 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,319
- I'm just kidding! I'm sorry!
- 1368
- 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:42,359
- I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle how emotional
- it was getting. I just... I'm sorry.
- 1369
- 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,450
- Get some rest. I didn't
- mean to do that to you.
- 1370
- 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,319
- So get in your stance.
- That's right.
- 1371
- 01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,959
- And spread your legs just a little bit.
- Like an inch.
- 1372
- 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,199
- Elbow up. It's all
- about balance.
- 1373
- 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,846
- That's right. That's right.
- Keep your weight right there.
- 1374
- 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,879
- How do you even play cricket?
- 1375
- 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:08,039
- We're not playing cricket.
- We're playing baseball.
- 1376
- 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,519
- The only thing at the hotel they had
- was this stupid battle thingamajiggy.
- 1377
- 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,719
- Who's that guy?
- 1378
- 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:15,959
- He's some guy named Dale. Uh,
- he'll be pitching to you.
- 1379
- 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,079
- Yeah, in cricket we
- don't pitch, we bowl.
- 1380
- 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,279
- Hey, Dale. How much
- am I paying you?
- 1381
- 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,960
- Five Brooklyn T-shirts from
- your sporting goods store.
- 1382
- 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,521
- Okay, I'm gonna make it four
- if you correct me again.
- 1383
- 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,561
- All right, Dale. Pitch...
- Or bowl one in.
- 1384
- 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:33,679
- - I stink at this.
- - No, it's not you. It's not you.
- 1385
- 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,759
- Dale, you think maybe you can
- reach the plate? That would help.
- 1386
- 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,167
- Actually, in cricket
- we bounce the...
- 1387
- 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,319
- I'll try. I'll try.
- 1388
- 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,171
- All right. Elbow up. Come on.
- Get there.
- 1389
- 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,319
- I don't wanna do this!
- 1390
- 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,679
- Hey. What are you doing?
- 1391
- 01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,559
- You don't throw your bat. Or
- whatever this thing is called.
- 1392
- 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,319
- - A bat.
- - Thank you.
- 1393
- 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:58,286
- You're an athlete. You're a sportsman.
- You gotta respect your equipment.
- 1394
- 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,479
- - Yes, sir.
- - We ain't leaving here...
- 1395
- 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,650
- till you hit the ball as
- good as you ride an ostrich.
- 1396
- 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,851
- Pick up the bat.
- 1397
- 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:10,079
- Hey. I know you're
- up there all alone.
- 1398
- 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:12,719
- It's scary. You feel like
- all the pressure's on you.
- 1399
- 01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,924
- But guess what? The
- pressure is on him.
- 1400
- 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,481
- Doesn't look like he's
- feeling the pressure.
- 1401
- 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,199
- Oh, he's feeling it all right. He doesn't
- think he can get the ball past you.
- 1402
- 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:31,042
- I want you to look him right in the
- eyes and let him know you own him.
- 1403
- 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:35,279
- Go ahead. That's it, big time.
- 1404
- 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:36,686
- Give him the stink eye.
- 1405
- 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,399
- What's his problem?
- 1406
- 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,599
- Well, look at that.
- You rattled him.
- 1407
- 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,804
- Okay. Dale, pitch it
- in if ya got the guts.
- 1408
- 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,359
- Whoa!
- 1409
- 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:54,439
- Yes! Did you see that?
- I killed it!
- 1410
- 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,199
- Let's do it a
- hundred more times.
- 1411
- 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,239
- If I hit like that, my dad's
- gonna start coming to my games.
- 1412
- 01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:00,679
- What's going on here?
- 1413
- 01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,486
- Jim just taught me how to
- make the pitcher my bitch.
- 1414
- 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:05,046
- Ah-ah-ah.
- 1415
- 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,279
- My brother doesn't need you
- to teach him how to hit!
- 1416
- 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,448
- Okay. You wanna show
- him how to do it?
- 1417
- 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,079
- Let's see what you got.
- 1418
- 01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:15,442
- I don't need to prove
- anything to you, d-bag.
- 1419
- 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,846
- Dale, did he really
- just call me a d-bag?
- 1420
- 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,963
- This shit just got real.
- 1421
- 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,759
- I'm gonna kill you.
- 1422
- 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:26,930
- Okay, we'll see. Let's get your gloves up.
- Face protected.
- 1423
- 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,519
- Kick his ass, Brendan!
- 1424
- 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,679
- - What's that?
- - Kick his ass, Jim!
- 1425
- 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,319
- Uh-huh. Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
- 1426
- 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,359
- You see, you gotta
- look at your target.
- 1427
- 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:39,645
- How about I put a picture of your babysitter
- on my face? Will you look at it then? Huh?
- 1428
- 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,359
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- - Just leave her out of this!
- 1429
- 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,759
- Use your right hand. You're
- better with that one.
- 1430
- 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,361
- - All right, all right. Boom.
- - Oh!
- 1431
- 01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:50,719
- - You seem pissed at me.
- - You just hit me!
- 1432
- 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,799
- No! Before that. Before that,
- like when we first met.
- 1433
- 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:57,919
- - Just think that my mom could do better.
- - First of all, she can't do better.
- 1434
- 01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,559
- Because no one's better than me.
- I am the greatest.
- 1435
- 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,839
- Secondly, I think it's nice that
- you wanna protect your mommy.
- 1436
- 01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,279
- I hate you!
- 1437
- 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:08,370
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. Calm down.
- That was good though.
- 1438
- 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,399
- Showing a little something in there.
- Listen, being a man...
- 1439
- 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,799
- ain't about pissing and moaning
- anytime something's bothering you.
- 1440
- 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:18,243
- It's about dealing with what's in
- front of you. So deal with me.
- 1441
- 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:21,601
- Are you okay?
- 1442
- 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,321
- That was sneaky. But I'm fine.
- 1443
- 01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:28,561
- Does that make me
- a man now, Jimbo?
- 1444
- 01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,679
- No.
- 1445
- 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,565
- Asking me if I was okay,
- that was a start.
- 1446
- 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,889
- They are blending
- 1447
- 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,809
- They are bonding
- 1448
- 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:46,291
- Yeah, that's great. Didn't know you guys
- worked out together, but it makes sense.
- 1449
- 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,604
- When one person
- 1450
- 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:50,679
- Meets another
- 1451
- 01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:53,121
- Come together
- 1452
- 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:56,399
- Oh, they are blending
- 1453
- 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,879
- And then what happened?
- 1454
- 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:11,199
- The bowler threw it, and I
- hit it like a mile away.
- 1455
- 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:14,199
- Yeah. And then Jim
- taught me how to box.
- 1456
- 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:17,599
- And after 5 minutes, I
- basically knocked him out.
- 1457
- 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,799
- Yeah!
- 1458
- 01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,809
- Well, that was nice of him.
- 1459
- 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:25,079
- Kind of worked out well,
- they came on this trip.
- 1460
- 01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:28,011
- Yes, it did.
- 1461
- 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:47,719
- Lauren, you looked so hot in this
- dress, I had to buy it for you.
- 1462
- 01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,719
- And by "buy," I mean "steal."
- 1463
- 01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:51,729
- Hope you're having
- fun on my vacation.
- 1464
- 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:04,479
- So its tongue was ridiculous.
- It got me, like, all over.
- 1465
- 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,719
- It was, like, in balls.
- They were like:
- 1466
- 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,129
- Like a stem going against
- each other, head-to-head.
- 1467
- 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,799
- Dad. Did you comb your hair?
- 1468
- 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:17,239
- No. Got out of the shower
- like this, I guess.
- 1469
- 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:18,851
- You took a shower?
- 1470
- 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,239
- I shower! I'm allowed to shower.
- My God.
- 1471
- 01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:25,919
- - I haven't taken a shower since we got here.
- - I know. You stink. I love it.
- 1472
- 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,399
- Yeah, I stink bad.
- 1473
- 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:30,843
- Yeah, you stink real bad.
- Your breath smells terrible.
- 1474
- 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,726
- Where's Lauren?
- 1475
- 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:13,319
- Wow.
- 1476
- 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:15,839
- - Look at Mom.
- - Hello.
- 1477
- 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,405
- Dad! Say something to her.
- 1478
- 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,879
- Yes, yes. You look
- very, very nice.
- 1479
- 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,526
- Oh, well, thank you.
- You showered.
- 1480
- 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:27,599
- Am I really known as the non-shower guy?
- I shower all the time, guys.
- 1481
- 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,759
- No, he doesn't.
- 1482
- 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,639
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 1483
- 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:34,679
- it's the final night...
- 1484
- 01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:39,359
- of our blended family
- experience here in Africa.
- 1485
- 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:46,639
- Our tradition is to invite the
- kiddies to the pool area...
- 1486
- 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:50,159
- for our famous kids-only
- safari buffet...
- 1487
- 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:53,919
- and 10-foot chocolate
- rain forest fountain!
- 1488
- 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,359
- Can we go, Dad?
- 1489
- 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:57,879
- All right, go ahead. Stay
- with you sisters though.
- 1490
- 01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,639
- My boy here's a chocoholic.
- You better watch out.
- 1491
- 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:04,599
- Or he's gonna jump in and come out
- looking like a handsome Hershey bar.
- 1492
- 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,730
- Did you see that?
- 1493
- 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,488
- I made him smile. He tried not
- to but he couldn't help himself.
- 1494
- 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,489
- - We're gonna be a great family.
- - Yes, we are.
- 1495
- 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,599
- Love you.
- 1496
- 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,486
- All of the little
- ones have gone.
- 1497
- 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,331
- Tonight the dining room is:
- 1498
- 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:29,242
- Adults-only.
- 1499
- 01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:31,959
- Yeah, now we're getting there.
- 1500
- 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:35,319
- Let's have all you blended
- lovers on the dance floor.
- 1501
- 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:49,359
- Love
- 1502
- 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:53,963
- Is a many blended thing
- 1503
- 01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:58,724
- It's the April rose
- 1504
- 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,759
- That only grows In
- the early spring
- 1505
- 01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:02,079
- It's crazy, huh?
- 1506
- 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,399
- The song.
- 1507
- 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:07,039
- He took the word "splendid" and
- replaced it with "blended."
- 1508
- 01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,639
- So clever. It rhymes!
- 1509
- 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:12,399
- But, the real word
- is "splendored."
- 1510
- 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,329
- So wouldn't it be "blendored"?
- 1511
- 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:15,999
- What's this now?
- 1512
- 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,999
- I'm just rambling. I'm sorry.
- What...?
- 1513
- 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,719
- - Heh.
- - Are you ready, Mr. Chiapetolis?
- 1514
- 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,400
- "Chiapetolis"? All right.
- He finally got it.
- 1515
- 01:28:23,401 --> 01:28:28,559
- - Heh. Ready for what?
- - You scheduled a star-gazing experience.
- 1516
- 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:29,886
- So...
- 1517
- 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,164
- Mrs. Chiapetolis, would
- you like to come join me?
- 1518
- 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,639
- - Oh. Yeah.
- - All right.
- 1519
- 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:41,639
- Once
- 1520
- 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:45,287
- High on a windy hill
- 1521
- 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:48,439
- Or two hills, that's good
- 1522
- 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:52,884
- On a morning mist,
- Two lovers kiss
- 1523
- 01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,159
- Just a little bit farther.
- 1524
- 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:57,119
- - All right. Thank you.
- - Okay.
- 1525
- 01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,044
- Here we are.
- 1526
- 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:03,004
- Dinner for two.
- 1527
- 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:04,439
- Oh, yeah.
- 1528
- 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,719
- Wow.
- 1529
- 01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:06,999
- This is good.
- 1530
- 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:12,279
- I gotta give it up to Dick. He's probably
- the most romantic guy on the planet.
- 1531
- 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,211
- Yeah, he's got the moves.
- No doubt about it.
- 1532
- 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:18,399
- I bet this is where he was
- gonna ask Jen to marry him.
- 1533
- 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:19,599
- Maybe.
- 1534
- 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:22,799
- We were able to get everything
- you asked for this morning...
- 1535
- 01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:26,679
- except the sticks of cheese
- in the shape of a heart.
- 1536
- 01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,370
- Cheese sticks?
- 1537
- 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,559
- Did you set this up?
- 1538
- 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,205
- I wanted a do-over.
- 1539
- 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,204
- For that first date fiasco.
- 1540
- 01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:36,966
- I'm better than that.
- 1541
- 01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,367
- Which means:
- 1542
- 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:49,599
- "Lovers long for the moment their
- souls may blend in a whisper."
- 1543
- 01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:52,883
- - Mm.
- - May this be your moment.
- 1544
- 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:56,879
- Did you eat pork chops...
- 1545
- 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:59,279
- with tuna fish today at lunch?
- 1546
- 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,679
- - Yes, I did.
- - I can tell.
- 1547
- 01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:05,965
- Apologies. I will brush my teeth
- presently, Mr. Lollipopolis.
- 1548
- 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:09,239
- I'd brush them twice. And did you
- really call me "Lollipopolis"?
- 1549
- 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,559
- It's Theodopolis.
- Just for the record.
- 1550
- 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,569
- I know. I just like
- to have fun...
- 1551
- 01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:17,159
- Jim Friedman.
- 1552
- 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,045
- - Wha...?
- - What?
- 1553
- 01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:23,599
- - That was good.
- - Thank you, Mfana.
- 1554
- 01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:32,599
- How about Thathoo
- showing up everywhere?
- 1555
- 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:36,441
- They were in my shower this morning. I
- had a very nice time with them too.
- 1556
- 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:41,959
- There she is. Oh,
- thank you so much.
- 1557
- 01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:45,369
- Hey, Bubbles. Nice wiggle, but
- you grew a tail. Ha-ha-ha.
- 1558
- 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,519
- Here's looking at you.
- 1559
- 01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:51,167
- No, really. Looking at you, because
- you're actually looking at me this time.
- 1560
- 01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:55,000
- You...
- 1561
- 01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:58,801
- have the most beautiful...
- 1562
- 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:02,681
- kids.
- 1563
- 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:06,046
- - Oh. Thank you.
- - Sure.
- 1564
- 01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,483
- You're a great mom too.
- 1565
- 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,840
- You're a pretty
- good mom yourself.
- 1566
- 01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:14,806
- I'll take that.
- 1567
- 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:17,639
- Tyler has a playoff
- game on Saturday...
- 1568
- 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:18,887
- Yeah?
- 1569
- 01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:22,363
- and I think that...
- 1570
- 01:31:23,480 --> 01:31:30,199
- for the very first time, he won't actually
- be completely dreading it, thanks to you.
- 1571
- 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:34,239
- Tell your... His father the more he works with
- him, the more he's gonna get confident...
- 1572
- 01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:36,839
- the more he's gonna belt the
- ball anytime he gets up there.
- 1573
- 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:41,319
- Yeah, well, his dad's not really
- into working with him, you know...
- 1574
- 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:46,162
- because to do that, he'd have to show
- up, which he's just not good at.
- 1575
- 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,519
- You gotta show up for your kids.
- 1576
- 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:52,202
- It should be boring how
- reliable a parent is.
- 1577
- 01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:56,839
- It's funny to me that some
- people don't get that. You do!
- 1578
- 01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:00,919
- I mean, your kid needs to come
- first 100 percent of the time.
- 1579
- 01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:03,088
- Absolutely. 99 percent.
- 1580
- 01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:07,239
- One percent of the time, I think we
- are allowed to get what we want.
- 1581
- 01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:09,759
- Aah. God.
- 1582
- 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:13,282
- I forgot what it was
- like to want something.
- 1583
- 01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:18,608
- I vaguely remember
- it feels good.
- 1584
- 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,919
- I can't do this.
- 1585
- 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,282
- I can't do this. I'm sorry.
- 1586
- 01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:40,323
- I really... I'm... It's not you.
- 1587
- 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:45,968
- I thought I could do this.
- I just...
- 1588
- 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,009
- Sorry about them too.
- 1589
- 01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:57,205
- They're still awesome.
- 1590
- 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:06,203
- Sorry I did that to you.
- 1591
- 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:10,323
- He didn't kiss you?
- 1592
- 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:13,531
- He's an idiot.
- 1593
- 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:17,919
- Although, you have to admit. The
- monkeys playing the violins and stuff?
- 1594
- 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,610
- That is hilarious.
- 1595
- 01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,439
- I can't believe that we both
- found these great guys...
- 1596
- 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:24,439
- and we're not gonna
- end up with them.
- 1597
- 01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:29,085
- Are you gonna get that?
- 1598
- 01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,968
- Hi. It's not a good
- time right now.
- 1599
- 01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:39,559
- I L word you so hard.
- 1600
- 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:42,359
- And you know what? I am
- gonna make L word to you...
- 1601
- 01:33:42,360 --> 01:33:44,079
- for at least an hour and a half.
- 1602
- 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,081
- Okay.
- 1603
- 01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,039
- That was my mom.
- 1604
- 01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:53,810
- And she's doing good.
- 1605
- 01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:57,921
- All right. I'm giving
- Dick another chance.
- 1606
- 01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:00,606
- To do what? Get rid of his kids?
- 1607
- 01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:04,406
- I'm gonna meet his children.
- Heh.
- 1608
- 01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:09,006
- You should try saying that without
- contorting your face so much.
- 1609
- 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,287
- I'm gonna meet his children.
- 1610
- 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,762
- Heh. Better.
- 1611
- 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,005
- I'm sorry about Jim.
- 1612
- 01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,446
- Me too.
- 1613
- 01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:46,129
- Why didn't you kiss her, man?
- 1614
- 01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:50,691
- I couldn't. I just...
- 1615
- 01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:55,367
- I was afraid it wasn't
- the right thing to do.
- 1616
- 01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:59,286
- What did Africa do to you?
- 1617
- 01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,808
- - That doesn't hurt. Stop.
- - Ow.
- 1618
- 01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:09,210
- I'm trying my best.
- Just sit still.
- 1619
- 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:11,999
- - Does it look pretty?
- - It looks fantastic. Yeah.
- 1620
- 01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:13,850
- Yay.
- 1621
- 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,289
- Ha-ha-ha. No.
- 1622
- 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:19,639
- - You look nice.
- - Oh, thanks.
- 1623
- 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:22,559
- - Where you off to?
- - Oh, I'm going on a date with Jake.
- 1624
- 01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:25,439
- How can you go out with Jake?
- He lives in Vancouver.
- 1625
- 01:35:25,440 --> 01:35:26,999
- Hi, Mr. Friedman.
- 1626
- 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:30,839
- Yay there, Skeletor. Listen,
- make sure plenty of beef.
- 1627
- 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,883
- Seriously. She's got
- tryouts this week.
- 1628
- 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:35,966
- Lamb chops, pork chops, tri-tips.
- You got it.
- 1629
- 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:37,959
- That's the way.
- 1630
- 01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:39,679
- Garbage twisties?
- 1631
- 01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:41,679
- - I don't know how to...
- - You're awful.
- 1632
- 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:43,199
- Just fix it then.
- 1633
- 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,402
- So when are we gonna
- see Lauren again?
- 1634
- 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,799
- Something happened
- between you guys.
- 1635
- 01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:50,319
- No. What are you, crazy?
- Nothing happened.
- 1636
- 01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:52,679
- Dad, come on. I saw the
- way you looked at her.
- 1637
- 01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,439
- - And I saw the way she looked at you.
- - It's undeniable.
- 1638
- 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,839
- - You guys are infatuated with each other.
- - Jake, butt out.
- 1639
- 01:35:58,840 --> 01:35:59,999
- Sorry, sir.
- 1640
- 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:03,839
- Don't you guys have anything better to do
- than look at people looking at each other?
- 1641
- 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:06,039
- Besides, what am I
- supposed to do?
- 1642
- 01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,244
- Change our whole lives just
- because I'm in love with her?
- 1643
- 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,680
- Yes!
- 1644
- 01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:17,039
- Wow.
- 1645
- 01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:19,599
- Aah! So romantic!
- 1646
- 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:23,168
- Loving it! Taking a risk.
- Go get her, baby!
- 1647
- 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:29,799
- I know I confused you.
- 1648
- 01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:32,890
- I just had to make sure.
- 1649
- 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:34,999
- For my wife and for my kids.
- 1650
- 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,885
- And for your kids. And for you.
- And...
- 1651
- 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:41,239
- Just so we have no lies.
- 1652
- 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:44,279
- It was me who drank
- your beer at Hooters.
- 1653
- 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:47,359
- I don't know why I did that.
- I get free beers there...
- 1654
- 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:50,040
- so it was just panic then.
- 1655
- 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:08,881
- Yeah?
- 1656
- 01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:12,282
- This is 323, right?
- 1657
- 01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:13,966
- Yeah.
- 1658
- 01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:16,449
- I was looking for Lauren.
- 1659
- 01:37:16,880 --> 01:37:18,411
- You and me both.
- 1660
- 01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:20,287
- Jim!
- 1661
- 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:22,928
- Big time! Look at you!
- 1662
- 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:25,647
- Mom's not home. This is my dad.
- 1663
- 01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:27,441
- Mark.
- 1664
- 01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:29,159
- Yeah. Who are you?
- 1665
- 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:31,089
- Jim! The cool guy
- from the safari.
- 1666
- 01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:34,041
- Do you wanna "bowl"
- me a few pitches?
- 1667
- 01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:37,441
- I'm sure your father wants
- to do that with you.
- 1668
- 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:39,439
- No, he doesn't.
- 1669
- 01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:42,246
- No, no, no, no. Go get
- your bat, big time.
- 1670
- 01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:44,279
- Hey! We can all play!
- 1671
- 01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,482
- I'll get Brendan's glove.
- He never uses it.
- 1672
- 01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:49,919
- Boy, he hasn't shut up
- about that Africa trip.
- 1673
- 01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:52,851
- Your kids are incredible.
- 1674
- 01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:54,119
- Yeah.
- 1675
- 01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:59,199
- That's why Lauren and I are, you know,
- trying to make things work again.
- 1676
- 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:00,640
- For them.
- 1677
- 01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:04,079
- - I didn't know that.
- - Yeah.
- 1678
- 01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:06,039
- I'll tell her you came by.
- 1679
- 01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:09,403
- And I'll put these
- in the bedroom...
- 1680
- 01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:11,968
- next to where we make love.
- 1681
- 01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:16,571
- Okay.
- 1682
- 01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:21,811
- Tell Tyler I said goodbye.
- 1683
- 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:26,685
- Where's Jim going?
- 1684
- 01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:29,289
- He had stuff to do, I guess.
- 1685
- 01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:32,639
- - Can you and me play then?
- - Yeah, of co...
- 1686
- 01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:36,447
- Ooh. Saved by the bell.
- 1687
- 01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,330
- Hey, what's up?
- 1688
- 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,405
- You busy?
- 1689
- 01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:13,767
- - Hi.
- - Oh, hi.
- 1690
- 01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:17,119
- Is there a GQ photo
- shoot going on here?
- 1691
- 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:20,642
- Oh, no. I'm just, uh...
- I'm just chilling.
- 1692
- 01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:25,603
- I'm sorry that took so long. Thank
- you for watching after the boys.
- 1693
- 01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:29,399
- I'm done now and I'm guessing you
- have somewhere you gotta go so...
- 1694
- 01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,170
- How do you always look so great?
- 1695
- 01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:35,039
- Yeah? It's my haven't-washed-
- my-hair-in-three-days look.
- 1696
- 01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:36,719
- Thanks for noticing.
- 1697
- 01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,161
- Heh. You're so funny.
- 1698
- 01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:42,919
- It's hard for me to imagine
- you with someone else.
- 1699
- 01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:45,559
- Really? It wasn't hard for
- you to imagine yourself...
- 1700
- 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,719
- with someone else when
- you cheated on me.
- 1701
- 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:51,319
- You always bring it back to that. I
- could say, "Hey, look at that house."
- 1702
- 01:39:51,320 --> 01:39:54,399
- And you'd say, "Oh, we lived in a
- house when you cheated on me."
- 1703
- 01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:57,239
- Or I could say, "Pass that pickle."
- And you could say, I don't know.
- 1704
- 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,919
- Something about a pickle
- and you cheating on me.
- 1705
- 01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:04,679
- It's fun to laugh with
- you again, Lauren.
- 1706
- 01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:06,530
- We used to do that all the time.
- 1707
- 01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:08,410
- You brought flowers?
- 1708
- 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:10,887
- Yeah.
- 1709
- 01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:15,290
- Why'd you bring flowers?
- 1710
- 01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:17,728
- Because you deserve flowers.
- 1711
- 01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:23,681
- Lauren, when you went away to
- Africa, I did a lot of thinking.
- 1712
- 01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:28,799
- You and I, we have so much
- history together. Two boys.
- 1713
- 01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:30,119
- One receptionist.
- 1714
- 01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:33,119
- Look, I made a mistake!
- 1715
- 01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:36,239
- You made it at least four
- mistakes that I know of.
- 1716
- 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,959
- Made. Past tense.
- 1717
- 01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,003
- I was a jerk.
- 1718
- 01:40:40,080 --> 01:40:42,806
- Lauren, you were the
- best thing in my life.
- 1719
- 01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:44,286
- You and the boys.
- 1720
- 01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:48,804
- And boys need their fathers.
- 1721
- 01:40:49,320 --> 01:40:50,726
- They do.
- 1722
- 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,362
- I know that I'm a good father.
- 1723
- 01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:55,559
- I just need to prove it to them.
- 1724
- 01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:58,081
- Well, you can!
- It's not too late.
- 1725
- 01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:00,279
- Is it too late...
- 1726
- 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:01,891
- for this?
- 1727
- 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,919
- What are you doing?
- 1728
- 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:07,599
- I'm coming home, baby.
- 1729
- 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:10,485
- Oh! Mark! Get off of me!
- 1730
- 01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:12,449
- You don't live here anymore!
- 1731
- 01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:14,920
- Is there someone else?
- 1732
- 01:41:14,921 --> 01:41:19,364
- Heh. No. And that's none
- of your business anyway.
- 1733
- 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,799
- You're interested in
- being a good father?
- 1734
- 01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:25,287
- Tyler has a game on Saturday.
- Be there.
- 1735
- 01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:47,851
- Dad?
- 1736
- 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,402
- I didn't mean to wake you.
- Sorry.
- 1737
- 01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:54,002
- I was talking to Mom before bed.
- 1738
- 01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:57,759
- - Mm-hm.
- - And...
- 1739
- 01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:01,601
- she says she has a
- lot of stuff to do.
- 1740
- 01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:04,087
- She does?
- 1741
- 01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:10,211
- Yeah. So she might not be
- able to hang around as much.
- 1742
- 01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:14,925
- Okay.
- 1743
- 01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:19,245
- She also said you need to increase
- my allowance to 5 dollars.
- 1744
- 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,129
- She's very generous.
- 1745
- 01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:27,885
- I just...
- 1746
- 01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:33,287
- I don't want her to disappear.
- 1747
- 01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:37,959
- Sweetheart, she's never
- gonna disappear.
- 1748
- 01:42:37,960 --> 01:42:39,446
- Never ever.
- 1749
- 01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:44,359
- You can let her go. She
- will always be right here.
- 1750
- 01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:47,803
- And I will always be here.
- I promise you.
- 1751
- 01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:02,239
- By the way...
- 1752
- 01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,727
- Mom loved the Africa trip.
- 1753
- 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:06,885
- So did I.
- 1754
- 01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:11,686
- I miss her.
- 1755
- 01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:14,368
- Your mother was the greatest.
- 1756
- 01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,084
- I mean Lauren.
- 1757
- 01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:21,966
- Me too.
- 1758
- 01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:25,645
- We don't have to let
- go of her too, do we?
- 1759
- 01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:27,930
- Come here.
- 1760
- 01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:42,039
- Brendan, don't forget that I'm
- picking you up for Scouts...
- 1761
- 01:43:42,040 --> 01:43:43,685
- so don't take the bus home.
- 1762
- 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:46,879
- Thanks for telling everyone
- I'm still in Scouts, Mom.
- 1763
- 01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,481
- You're a good boy. Be
- proud of who you are.
- 1764
- 01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:53,925
- Love you.
- 1765
- 01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,048
- Say one word and you're dead.
- 1766
- 01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:17,522
- You're driving a minivan.
- 1767
- 01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:19,159
- It's Dick's.
- 1768
- 01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:22,523
- I'm off to buy toilet paper
- for Team Theodopolis.
- 1769
- 01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:26,159
- When the team needs toilet paper,
- the co-captain goes and gets it.
- 1770
- 01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:28,931
- And believe me, those
- kids never stop crapping.
- 1771
- 01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:31,439
- Kids need to crap.
- 1772
- 01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:34,803
- You need anything from Walmart?
- 1773
- 01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:36,847
- I'm good.
- 1774
- 01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:40,844
- - See you at the PTA meeting.
- - Okay, foxy.
- 1775
- 01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:57,361
- Yeah! Base on!
- 1776
- 01:44:57,720 --> 01:45:00,079
- This is so good, honey.
- 1777
- 01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:03,204
- - This is family.
- - This is fun for me.
- 1778
- 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,639
- - Way to go, Dad.
- - One out to go.
- 1779
- 01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:13,959
- But Standard Fence
- has a rally going.
- 1780
- 01:45:13,960 --> 01:45:19,359
- Now batting, number
- 23, Tyler Reynolds.
- 1781
- 01:45:21,520 --> 01:45:24,879
- - Hey, that's not nice!
- - Shut up. That kid's awful.
- 1782
- 01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,319
- Go Tyler!
- 1783
- 01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:28,760
- Tracy.
- 1784
- 01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:31,369
- What's your head doing here?
- 1785
- 01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:53,643
- Strike one!
- 1786
- 01:45:53,840 --> 01:45:55,804
- I'm so sorry Mark
- didn't show up.
- 1787
- 01:45:56,040 --> 01:46:00,404
- He just doesn't get it, you know? Your kids
- have to come first 100 percent of the time.
- 1788
- 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:03,570
- Well, like, 99 percent. You
- get one percent for yourself.
- 1789
- 01:46:04,320 --> 01:46:05,885
- - That's great news.
- - Heh.
- 1790
- 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,489
- Well, no matter what, you have
- to show up for your kids.
- 1791
- 01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,879
- Like him.
- 1792
- 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:15,359
- - Hey, hey! All right, big time!
- - Come on, Tyler!
- 1793
- 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,244
- Looking good out there!
- 1794
- 01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:20,605
- Get that elbow up!
- 1795
- 01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:22,166
- Elbow up!
- 1796
- 01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:24,170
- Incredible.
- 1797
- 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:30,961
- Come on, Tyler.
- 1798
- 01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:34,599
- Strike two!
- 1799
- 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:36,086
- All right, all right!
- 1800
- 01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:41,719
- Nice cut, nice cut. Slow
- it down a little bit.
- 1801
- 01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:44,879
- Bend those knees. Balance, okay?
- 1802
- 01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:47,479
- Take care of this. That's it.
- 1803
- 01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:49,603
- Elbow up. Higher, higher.
- 1804
- 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:51,879
- Now, remember the stink eye.
- 1805
- 01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,839
- The mustache is rattled.
- 1806
- 01:46:57,840 --> 01:46:59,319
- Come on, Tyler, let's go!
- 1807
- 01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:01,010
- Take them deep.
- 1808
- 01:47:18,920 --> 01:47:20,201
- You hit it!
- 1809
- 01:47:20,520 --> 01:47:22,279
- Run, Tyler, run!
- 1810
- 01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:32,641
- Keep going, brother! Go!
- 1811
- 01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:34,806
- Go now!
- 1812
- 01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:37,729
- Don't hesitate. Come, come!
- 1813
- 01:47:39,680 --> 01:47:41,679
- Come to me, big time!
- 1814
- 01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:44,406
- Go! Run to me!
- 1815
- 01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:47,479
- Keep it going, Tyler!
- 1816
- 01:47:47,480 --> 01:47:49,489
- We're going home, baby!
- 1817
- 01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:51,524
- We're going home!
- 1818
- 01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:54,399
- Safe!
- 1819
- 01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:56,409
- Yeah! Yes!
- 1820
- 01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:01,041
- Do you believe in miracles?
- 1821
- 01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:05,599
- Yeah! Whoo!
- 1822
- 01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:09,247
- Yeah! That's my brother!
- 1823
- 01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:11,604
- Ha, ha! Whoo.
- 1824
- 01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:13,559
- Thank you.
- 1825
- 01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:16,127
- All you in there, big time.
- 1826
- 01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:18,404
- Oh, my God!
- 1827
- 01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:22,891
- What are you doing?
- 1828
- 01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:25,285
- I love you!
- 1829
- 01:48:25,880 --> 01:48:27,879
- That was amazing.
- 1830
- 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:31,319
- I'm so sorry to show up like this. I
- was at your house the other day...
- 1831
- 01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:34,879
- and I saw your ex-husband blow off
- Tyler when he wanted to practice.
- 1832
- 01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:38,209
- I know you guys are trying to work
- it out, but it broke my heart.
- 1833
- 01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:41,491
- We're not working it out.
- That's never gonna happen.
- 1834
- 01:48:41,720 --> 01:48:42,967
- Really?
- 1835
- 01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:46,961
- What were you doing at my house?
- 1836
- 01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:49,806
- I came by to tell you that...
- 1837
- 01:48:51,120 --> 01:48:54,164
- I think it's okay now.
- 1838
- 01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,639
- Okay for what?
- 1839
- 01:48:56,640 --> 01:49:00,399
- Okay to have one of those
- rare, rare moments...
- 1840
- 01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:02,329
- where we get what we want.
- 1841
- 01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:04,759
- Oh.
- 1842
- 01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:06,644
- Well, what do we want?
- 1843
- 01:49:07,320 --> 01:49:09,170
- You know what we want.
- 1844
- 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:13,848
- Yeah. I think the
- kids want it too.
- 1845
- 01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:17,479
- Not as much as I do there,
- schlumpy shoulders.
- 1846
- 01:49:19,360 --> 01:49:21,050
- Wait.
- 1847
- 01:49:21,640 --> 01:49:23,330
- I can't do this.
- 1848
- 01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:25,521
- You're kidding me.
- 1849
- 01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:28,959
- Heh. Totally. I just had to
- get you back for Africa.
- 1850
- 01:49:28,960 --> 01:49:30,241
- Come on.
- 1851
- 01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:41,719
- You know something?
- 1852
- 01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:43,959
- Your mom is hot.
- 1853
- 01:49:43,960 --> 01:49:46,083
- Your dad's pretty hot too.
- 1854
- 01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:48,679
- Not hot.
- 1855
- 01:49:50,960 --> 01:49:52,559
- Come on, you deserve
- a nice massage.
- 1856
- 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:56,519
- - Ow! Oh, it's good.
- - Come on, you like that.
- 1857
- 01:49:56,520 --> 01:49:58,961
- - Oh, it hurts so good.
- - Sorry.
- 1858
- 01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:04,319
- Look, they're blending
- 1859
- 01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:06,199
- Hearts are mending
- 1860
- 01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:08,479
- Sad times ending
- Good times spending
- 1861
- 01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:09,886
- With love
- 1862
- 01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:12,479
- Kids are friending
- 1863
- 01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:13,886
- Wedding trending
- 1864
- 01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:18,239
- Blending, friending, blending,
- friending Movie ending
- 1865
- 01:50:18,263 --> 01:52:19,263
- ♪ Hope it helped -> bozxphd ♪
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