asmonon in a turf war

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Helluva General #799
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>Be asmonon
>Be waiting around in Valentino's headquarters
>Your father is doing his typical check up with the overgrown moth
>You sigh deeply
"Fuk this."
>You get up and walk out the building
>You are not going to sit around in a building that smells like sx and shame all day
>Nit like the city is any better, but at least it's something different
>You hear explosions going off
>Not that surprising considering they went off on the street you were walking on
>Get back up from being knocked over by fleeing sinners
>You see the instigator
>That upstart warlord Cherri Bomb and...
>Is that fuking Angel Dust?
>He spots you and smiles
>"Heya kid! Get ovah here yer in the splash zone!"
>>"You know this dckhead?"
>"Yeah I used tah watch this little sht when he was a kid!"
>He shoves a gun in your hand
>"Might wanna use dat thing!"
>You don't like that smile he was
>You also don't like the groups of gun toting eggs approaching
>Or that 666 news cameramen
"Oh dad's going to kill me..."
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>Meanwhile on a tv screen at Valentino's >"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy."
>"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!"
>"Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!"
>"Learn to count Tom there also seems to be the Prnstar Angel Dust and correct me if I'm wrong the Son of Asmodeus this is sure to be a good show"
>"Indeed it is see more after this commercial break"
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>Prince/Brother Anon: lightning magic
>Satanon: ice magic
>Owlnon: general Goetia sorcery sht

Does Asmonon have any supernatural juice going for him?
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The CM CANNON!
Just kidding
Asmonon has supernatural charisma
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>Be Asmonon
>Be getting a death glare from Charlie's lover/possible slave you can't really tell
>Charlie looks like she wants to just die
>And Angel Dust is sitting next to you fuking around with the windows
"So... Thanks for picking me up Charlie..."
>"WHAT THE FUK ANGEL?!"
>You tune out the raging Salvadoran's screaming
>You hear Angel mention something abour drinks in the car
>You could go for a drink right about now
>Today suked ass