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- Southern Northern Ireland Wind Farm Conversion Act 2018
- BE IT ENACTED by Mili’s most excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:--
- 1: Customs Union
- (1) This House recognises the importance of maintaining a hard customs border with the European Union in Northern Ireland.
- (2) A hard customs border will be physically created in the constituency of South Northern Ireland, through the creation of an
- impenetrable wind farm forest.
- 2: Wind Farm
- (1) The entire constituency shall be converted entirely into a vast wind farm to both create the hard customs border and to power
- our nation.
- (2) This wind farm forest shall be created before the next election.
- 3: South Northern Ireland
- (1) To make room for the wind farm, the entire population of South Northern Ireland shall be moved to North Northern Ireland.
- (2) Members of the House of Commons returned from Northern Ireland will be updated accordingly.
- 4: Effect
- This Act effects the entirety of Northern Ireland.
- 5: Commencement
- This Act comes into effect immediately
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