the day was saved because Arby's

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #1071 - Cut Down OP edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/49981568/#49983213
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Was this marketing for the hotel Alastor's idea?
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Alastor may not care for it, but I'm certain he knows that sx sells.
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Al would do this if it was a source of entertainment for him, even if he's not personally turned on
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I think he'd be ok at having sx it if advanced some kind of goal to entertain him.
>no one will ever believe you
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I hope there is more going on with him than just helping the hotel for the lulz. That doesn't give his character much mileage on its own
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>It's the finale of Hazbin
>Alastor betrayed everyone, stole Lucifer's power
>The denizens of the hotel are immobilized
>Charlie, teary-eyed, begs the question. "Alastor...why are you doing all of this!?"

>"Simple, my dear! I'll gather the power of every sinner in Hell! Then, I'll move on to the Goetia, the Princes, and finally, I'll be able to escape hell itself. And then..."
>He pauses, the Radio Demon gaining a practically orgasmic look on his face
>His voice sparked with radio static
>"I'll visit an Arby's Restaurant."
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>Everyone was shocked into silence
>Except for Vaggie
>"F-king WHAT!?"
>Alastor sighed, recalling a memory.
>"It was on my third rampage against all of the Pride Ring...one gentleman must have worked at an Arby's above ground, as he was in the midst of making that ambrosia..."
>It was unnerving with the almost lustful tone he took
>"I fancied myself a taste, and despite being down in Hell...I found heaven!"
>The radio static was almost like a soft purr
>"I sobbed. I hadn't cried since I was a child, but at that moment...I fell to my knees at the wondrous roast beef."
>Everyone is quiet once more
>Charlie spoke up.
>"Um, Alastor? My...my dad was the one who started Arby's. You could've just had me ask him to get some."
>...
>...
>"...ah. How...akward."

And the day was saved because Arby's is a good fast food joint and the people who hate it can eat my entire as s
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I'd feel sorry for Lucifer but he's had it coming
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