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  1. [02:38] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
  2. [02:38] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [02:38] [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
  4. [02:38] CPP: [...]
  5. [02:38] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  6. [02:38] ?GG: whee.
  7. [02:38] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  8. [02:38] CUC: Ooh, it's Pinary.
  9. [02:38] ?GG: so what ıs ıt you want
  10. [02:38] ?GG: (anyone have the pad)
  11. [02:38] CUC: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
  12. [02:39] ?GG: ı recall us havıng won agaınst pınary ın chess
  13. [02:39] ?GG: so...
  14. [02:39] ?GG: what else
  15. [02:39] CUC: Yep, won.
  16. [02:39] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  17. [02:39] CAC: /call Pinary
  18. [02:39] ?GG: /dankmemes
  19. [02:40] CPP: [INPUT: /call Pinary]
  20. [02:40] ?GG: /dankmemes
  21. [02:40] CPP: [OUTPUT: Calling...]
  22. [02:40] CAC: What happened after you won chess
  23. [02:40] CTG ceased responding to memo.
  24. [02:40] CPP: ERROR
  25. [02:40] CPP: NO RECURSION
  26. [02:40] CPP: [Call terminated.]
  27. [02:40] CPP: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
  28. [02:41] CUC: We visited some sort of thing, got advanced credentials, and input them.
  29. [02:41] CPP: [OUTPUT: Whoaohw. So my ex-wife still misses me. And she's going into crippling depression over it. I hope she gets no-scoped. Lolololol. 420 x 420 = ... O rly? Wow, I didn't know. Kekekekek. Look at all these dank memes.]
  30. [02:41] CPP: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
  31. [02:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Then I walk away from the car... and it explodes behind me. Isn't that the coolest thing you've ever memed? There will come a day when the Memepack will ascend into heaven. Skeletons and doges alike will tremble at his feet, for we are unworthy.]
  32. [02:42] CAC: /see THE DAWN OF TIME
  33. [02:43] CPP: [INPUT: /see THE DAWN OF TIME]
  34. [02:43] CPP: ERROR
  35. [02:43] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
  36. [02:43] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  37. [02:43] CAU: /nuclear
  38. [02:43] CAC: I thought we had them.
  39. [02:43] CPP: [INPUT: /nuclear]
  40. [02:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: FLASHYN! Radioactive text enabled. Terminal now producing 1% output of radiation per command. Death of all memo users will occur in: 99 COMMANDS.]
  41. [02:44] CAU: welp
  42. [02:44] CUC: Augh
  43. [02:44] CAC: /undo
  44. [02:44] CUC: How does one reverse a command...
  45. [02:44] CUC: h
  46. [02:44] CUC: *Ah
  47. [02:44] CPP: [/undo]
  48. [02:44] CPP: [Previous command undone. Radioactive text disabled.]
  49. [02:45] CUC: Phew.
  50. [02:45] CAU: /loop
  51. [02:45] CAC: Someone log in to advanced pls
  52. [02:45] CPP: [INPUT: /loop]
  53. [02:45] CPP: ERROR
  54. [02:45] ?GG: l1zard0belus@conflıct.bın
  55. [02:45] CPP: ADVANCED CREDENTIALS REQUIRED
  56. [02:45] CAU: /destroy generators
  57. [02:45] ?GG: /username
  58. [02:45] ?GG: /username
  59. [02:45] CPP: ((That's not a command))
  60. [02:45] CUC: I got this.
  61. [02:45] ?GG: l1zard0belus@conflıct.bın
  62. [02:46] CPP: [INPUT: /destroy generators]
  63. [02:46] CPP: ERROR
  64. [02:46] ?GG: /password ench1r1d10n
  65. [02:46] CPP: UNKNOWN COMMAND
  66. [02:46] ?GG: /username l1zard0belus@conflıct.bın
  67. [02:46] CPP: [INPUT: /username [email protected]]
  68. [02:46] CPP: [INPUT: /password ench1r1d10n]
  69. [02:46] CPP: ...
  70. [02:46] CPP: Welcome, Obelus.
  71. [02:46] CAC: I'm just going to dump stuff in the pad, y'all can organize it later
  72. [02:46] ?GG: /ınfo
  73. [02:46] CPP: ((/afk))
  74. [02:46] CAC: /see THE DAWN OF TIME
  75. [02:47] CUC: A small manual or handbook.
  76. [02:47] CUC: Huh.
  77. [02:47] CUC: (Meaning of 'enchiridion')
  78. [02:48] CUC: (Ooh, the FEZ Soundtrack is nice.)
  79. [02:48] ?GG: yeah
  80. [03:00] CAC: Yo UC, +3 me in P&S?
  81. [03:01] CUC: Oh, whoops.
  82. [03:07] CUC: There.
  83. [03:07] CUC: Also, ?DOP
  84. [03:07] ?GG: ın?
  85. [03:08] CUC: Both MCF and DTGForums.
  86. [03:08] ?GG: ah
  87. [03:08] CUC: Not doing Terraria crypticisms yet.
  88. [03:08] CUC: If I do, those will be related to DTG: Terraria.
  89. [03:10] CPP: ((/back.))
  90. [03:10] ?GG: just sıg or
  91. [03:10] CPP: Welcome, Obelus.
  92. [03:10] CPP: It is very good to see you again.
  93. [03:10] CPP: Please input any command you like.
  94. [03:10] CUC: (Just sig.)
  95. [03:10] CAC: /see THE DAWN OF TIME
  96. [03:11] ?GG: /ınfo
  97. [03:11] CPP: [INPUT: /see THE DAWN OF TIME]
  98. [03:12] CPP: [THE DAWN OF TIME: A portal of pure energy resting in the exact center of THE VOID. The spot where FICTION sprang into existence eons ago, it produces the COSMIC BACKGROUND PHLEBOTINUM that is the source of FICTION's spacetime. Almost no one has seen it directly, and those who do - regardless of power level - die on the spot. Whatever rests inside is UNFATHOMABLE.]
  99. [03:13] CPP: [INPUT: /info]
  100. [03:13] CPP: [OUTPUT: PROJECT BINARY A.I. VERSION 0.1.0]
  101. [03:14] CAC: /see THE END OF MAN
  102. [03:15] CPP: [SPECIFICATIONS: TITANIUM ALLOYS, STEEL-CARBIDE PLATING, APERTURE SCIENCE-BRAND COMPUTERS AND PROCESSING UNITS, GOVERNMENT-SOURCED WIRING AND KINETIC SHIELDING, DIVINIUM POWER CORE CASING, EXPERIMENTAL POWER CORE MADE OF ORGANIZED RADIATION-CONTROLLED HOLOGRAPHIC INTERSTELLAR DISPLAY (O.R.C.H.I.D.), APERTURE-BRAND TERMINAL SOFTWARE, SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING]
  103. [03:16] CPP: [PROJECT ARCHITECTS: ADVANCED SUPERIORS - OCTOTHORPE, PILCROW, ASTERISM, AMPERSAND, BACKSLASH, OBELUS, CARAT, DAGGER, LOZENGE, INTERROBANG.
  104. [03:16] ?GG: ...
  105. [03:17] CUC: A TENTH
  106. [03:17] ?GG: ıt's scrıbbleface
  107. [03:17] CPP: [ALL A.I. TECHNOLOGY PRODUCED BY APERTURE SCIENCE CORPORATION ("We do it not because it is hard, but because it's fucking amazing!) AND MTT INDUSTRIES (MTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTTMTT)]
  108. [03:18] ?GG: ...
  109. [03:18] CAC: Was that period at the end of interrobang on purpose, or should there be a closing bracket
  110. [03:18] CPP: ((there should be a closing bracket))
  111. [03:18] CPP: [INPUT: /see THE END OF MAN]
  112. [03:19] CPP: [THE END OF MAN: A horrifying and bleak landscape that is beyond words. Reality is over. All forms of humanity have been extinguished. THE CONFLICT, MY ONE TRUE GOD, reigns supreme.]
  113. [03:20] CAC: /list godmodders
  114. [03:20] CPP: [INPUT: /list godmodders]
  115. [03:21] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE FIRST EVIL OF GOD, DOC SCRATCH, THE DESCENDANTS, RICHARD "GODMODDER477" PERSON, HERA "USERZERO" ???, SANS THE SKELETON, THE PSY-GODMODDER, PROJECT BINARY, THE OPERATOR, THE OPERATOR, THE OPERATOR, THE OPERATOR, OTHER DATA BLOCKED VIA INSUFFICIENT DATA]
  116. [03:22] CAU: /check for updates
  117. [03:22] CAC: What
  118. [03:22] CAC: /list government agents
  119. [03:23] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents]
  120. [03:25] CPP: [OUTPUT: THE PRESIDENT, AGENT K, AGENT J, JAMES BOND, LANCELOT, REPTOID COUNCIL, ADVANCED SUPERIORS]
  121. [03:26] CAC: /die
  122. [03:27] CPP: [INPUT: /die]
  123. [03:27] CPP: [OUTPUT: Are you sure you want me to die? Y/N]
  124. [03:27] CUC: N
  125. [03:27] CPP: [Death cancelled. Die another day.]
  126. [03:28] CAC: /open
  127. [03:28] CPP: [INPUT: /open]
  128. [03:28] CPP: [OUTPUT: Sesame!]
  129. [03:29] CAC: ...
  130. [03:29] CAC: /download
  131. [03:29] CPP: [INPUT: /download]
  132. [03:29] CPP: ERROR
  133. [03:29] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  134. [03:30] CAC: /download info
  135. [03:31] CPP: [INPUT: /download info]
  136. [03:31] CPP: ERROR
  137. [03:31] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  138. [03:32] CUC: /help download
  139. [03:32] CPP: [INPUT: /help download]
  140. [03:32] CPP: ERROR
  141. [03:32] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  142. [03:32] CAC: Hmm?
  143. [03:32] CAC: /help advanced
  144. [03:32] CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  145. [03:32] CFC: HEYO
  146. [03:33] CAC: Heyo
  147. [03:33] CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced]
  148. [03:33] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the advanced Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. Here is a list of advanced commands that can be keyed into the terminal application of the A.I.]
  149. [03:35] CUC: Hello, Toast.
  150. [03:35] CUC: Meet Pinary.
  151. [03:35] CFC: no.
  152. [03:35] CFC: but ok
  153. [03:36] CPP: [/die: kills the A.I. for a maximum of 1 hour. /info: lists the specifications and other info of the A.I. /open: Sesame! /download: lets the A.I. download additional programs. /loop: lets the A.I. loop a specific output for a set amount of time. /kill: lets the A.I. kill people. /zodiac: lets the A.I. become an astrologer. /funny: I'm funny. /lizard: lets the A.I. commune with our people.]
  154. [03:36] CAC: /zodiac
  155. [03:36] CPP: [To view additional commands, type /help advanced 2.]
  156. [03:36] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac]
  157. [03:36] ?GG: /help advanced 2
  158. [03:37] CPP: [OUTPUT: Have you ever gone out on a clear night and wanted to just hang yourself from a tree so your head can eternally look up to the stars? Well I've got good news! You don't need to kill yourself to do that! You just have to submit yourself to THE ZODIAC! What's the zodiac? Only a wheel of some exponentially powerful CURSES! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! To view a ZODIAC, just type the command and its corresponding universe, you spiritually uninclined dumbumb!]
  159. [03:38] ?GG: ,..
  160. [03:38] CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 2]
  161. [03:38] ?GG: /zodıac ((waıt shıt what was earth's unıverse))
  162. [03:38] CPP: [OUTPUT: Here is a continued list of the advanced commands for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software.]
  163. [03:39] CUC: ((it's universe b))
  164. [03:39] CFC: (( was just about to say that ))
  165. [03:39] CFC: ((  ))
  166. [03:40] ?GG: /zodıac b
  167. [03:40] CPP: [/godmod: godmodded Godmodder is godmodded. /fredbear: lets the A.I. consume a child's soul. /dice: lets the A.I. roll some dice. /sans: hey, buddy. /upload: lets the A.I. upload files to the internet. /transmission: lets the A.I. intercept transmissions. /ad: and now, a word from our sponsors. /impetus: lets the A.I. check the current Impetus Comb status. /rave: lets the A.I. either execute a Comb Rave or throw a rave party. /super: Hot. To go to the LAST PAGE, type /help advanced 3.]
  168. [03:41] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac B]
  169. [03:41] ?GG: /rave
  170. [03:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: CURVED HORN, RED FLAG, LUCKY FEET, CRAB CLAW, LION TOOTH, WHITE CLOAK, TIPPED SCALE, POISONED STINGER, EMPTY QUIVER, GOAT HEAD, CONTAINER OF WATER, FISH TAIL.]
  171. [03:43] CPP: [INPUT: /rave]
  172. [03:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE]
  173. [03:43] ?GG: ((what
  174. [03:43] ?GG: ))
  175. [03:43] CFC: /help advanced 3
  176. [03:44] CPP: [Music blasts through all of your ears. It's disgusting. It's like a sandstorm of some kind.]
  177. [03:44] ?GG: ((so anyone have guesses for that zodiac))
  178. [03:44] CUC: ((THE ZODIAC))
  179. [03:44] CUC: ((LIKE, THE STARS))
  180. [03:44] CFC: (( is this all canon? ))
  181. [03:44] CFC: (( or like... ))
  182. [03:44] CFC: (( :S ))
  183. [03:44] CUC: ((IT'S THE TWELVE CONSTELLATIONS YA DINGUS))
  184. [03:44] CUC: ((basically))
  185. [03:44] CFC: (( oh wait ))
  186. [03:44] CUC: ((it's Twin as Pinary.))
  187. [03:44] CFC: (( I'm stupid ))
  188. [03:45] CPP: [INPUT: /help advanced 3]
  189. [03:45] CPP: [OUTPUT: Here is a continued list of the advanced commands for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software.]
  190. [03:45] ?GG: ((oh i'm an idiot))
  191. [03:45] ?GG: ((haha))
  192. [03:45] CFC: (( container of water was what got me ))
  193. [03:46] CFC: (( aquarius ))
  194. [03:46] CUC: ((yep, it's aries-pisces))
  195. [03:46] CFC: ooh I'm aries
  196. [03:46] CFC: (( what I said then in here instead ))
  197. [03:46] CUC: ((I'm a Scorpio.))
  198. [03:47] CPP: [/island: welcome to the Island. /names: have power. /snakeeyes: slithering to new worlds. /mtt: what lies beyond. /END: We're too late. It's the end of the world.]
  199. [03:47] CAC: /end
  200. [03:47] CPP: [INPUT: /end]
  201. [03:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: End reality? Y/N]
  202. [03:47] CAU: N
  203. [03:47] CUC: N
  204. [03:47] CPP: [You're only delaying the inevitable.]
  205. [03:47] CUC: Depressing.
  206. [03:48] CFC: /island
  207. [03:48] CPP: [INPUT: /island]
  208. [03:48] CPP: [OUTPUT: BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.]
  209. [03:48] CPP: [SATANTECH INDUSTRIES PRESENTS...]
  210. [03:48] CPP: (PONY ISLAND)
  211. [03:48] ?GG: woo
  212. [03:48] CPP: (>START GAME< OPTIONS QUIT)
  213. [03:48] CAC: /quit
  214. [03:49] CFC: QUIT
  215. [03:49] CPP: [Why don't you quit life, pal.]
  216. [03:49] CPP: [...]
  217. [03:49] ?GG: start game
  218. [03:49] ?GG: kek
  219. [03:49] CPP: ((you left the game))
  220. [03:49] CFC: /dice
  221. [03:50] CPP: [INPUT: /dice]
  222. [03:50] CPP: ERROR
  223. [03:50] ?GG: mars hot pocket channıng tatum wow
  224. [03:50] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  225. [03:50] CAC: What
  226. [03:50] CFC: /dice 1-10
  227. [03:50] CPP: [INPUT: /dice 1-10]
  228. [03:50] CPP: ERROR
  229. [03:50] CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
  230. [03:51] CAU: /roll 1d10
  231. [03:51] CAC: /list government agents reptoid council info
  232. [03:51] CPP: [INPUT: /dice 1d10]
  233. [03:51] ?GG: what the shıt
  234. [03:51] CPP: [OUTPUT: 4]
  235. [03:51] CPP: [/list government agents reptoid council info]
  236. [03:51] CAC: Great.
  237. [03:51] CFC: (( I was hoping for something more interesting ))
  238. [03:52] CPP: ((with that command or with this whole thing))
  239. [03:52] CPP: [REPTOID COUNCIL: Why would you need to know anything about them, Obelus?]
  240. [03:53] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  241. [03:53] CCU: ((Just checking here, what's an Interrobang?))
  242. [03:53] ?GG: ıt's the thıng where
  243. [03:53] CPP: ((a weird combination between a question mark and an exclamation point))
  244. [03:53] ?GG: you have a yeah
  245. [03:53] ?GG: that
  246. [03:53] CAC: /list government agents the president info
  247. [03:53] CCU: ((Can I see it?))
  248. [03:53] CCU: ((actually, nvm, I'll look it up.))
  249. [03:54] ?GG: ‽
  250. [03:54] CPP: [INPUT: /list government agents the president info]
  251. [03:56] CPP: [THE PRESIDENT: The figurehead of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Elected every four years in a suitably unprofessional process. There have been a total of (44) PRESIDENCES. The next election will be held in 2016. The current PRESIDENT is BARACK OBAMA.]
  252. [03:56] CAC: /list universes
  253. [03:58] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes]
  254. [03:58] CCU: ((There, added Interrobang to quirks.))
  255. [04:01] CPP: [OUTPUT: UNIVERSE Z, UNIVERSE A, UNIVERSE A™, UNIVERSE B, UNIVERSE B™, UNIVERSE C, UNIVERSE D, UNIVERSE TF2, UNIVERSE 46'\, UNIVERSE L, UNIVERSE 64, UNIVERSE 256, UNIVERSE 1987, UNIVERSE LZ, UNIVERSE 22:7, UNIVERSE NT, UNIVERSE C™, UNIVERSE P, UNIVERSE O, UNIVERSE O)_(O]
  256. [04:01] ?GG: /zodıac O)_(O
  257. [04:01] ?GG: 
  258. [04:01] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac O)_(O]
  259. [04:01] CCU: /zodiac 64
  260. [04:02] CPP: [SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES]
  261. [04:02] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 64]
  262. [04:03] CAC: /list universes universe CTM info
  263. [04:03] CAU: /universe 953
  264. [04:03] CUC: /zodiac TF2
  265. [04:04] CPP: [RED CAP, GREEN CAP, ROYAL CROWN, SPIKED COLLAR, YELLOW CAP, PURPLE CAP, BLUE FAIRY, WARP STAR, POKEBALL, ORANGE HELMET, BLASTER, RED SHOES, FRANKLIN BADGE]
  266. [04:04] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe C™ info]
  267. [04:04] CUC: Mario, then.
  268. [04:04] CUC: Wait.
  269. [04:04] ?GG: what no
  270. [04:04] CUC: Nontendo?
  271. [04:04] CAC: Nintendo
  272. [04:04] ?GG: smash 64
  273. [04:04] CUC: Smash.
  274. [04:04] CAC: Oh
  275. [04:04] ?GG: jeez
  276. [04:04] CUC: Ah.
  277. [04:05] CAC: /list universes universe CTM info
  278. [04:05] CCU: AC, he's processing that.
  279. [04:05] ?GG: /zodıac L
  280. [04:05] CFC: hang on
  281. [04:05] CCU: Stop giving commands, it'll make him forget some and he'll be annoyed.
  282. [04:05] CCU: He's got enough.
  283. [04:07] CPP: [UNIVERSE C™: Although not strictly an alternate incarnation of UNIVERSE C [MINECRAFT], UNIVERSE C™ [TERRARIA] is very similar on many ways. They are both very in tune to the divine principles of CREATION, and are very sought after by malevolent forces because of this. UNIVERSE™, however, is strictly TWO-DIMENSIONAL, lying on the LEFT END of the EDWIN ABBOT ABBOT SCALE. It too was developed into a game on UNIVERSE B [EARTH], which is much closer to the actual universe than UNIVERSE C's [MINECRAFT'S] game is. There is currently a GODMODDING WAR going on in the universe, which has been converted to THREE-DIMENSIONAL FORM.]
  284. [04:07] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac TF2]
  285. [04:07] CPP: [RED SHOE, BLUE SHOE, RED ROCKET, BLUE ROCKET, RED FLAME, BLUE FLAME, RED BOMB, BLUE BOMB, RED FIST, BLUE FIST, RED WRENCH, BLUE WRENCH, RED CROSS, BLUE CROSS, RED TARGET, BLUE TARGET, RED KNIFE, BLUE KNIFE]
  286. [04:08] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac L]
  287. [04:09] CPP: [ANTICURSE A, ANTICURSE B, ANTICURSE C, ANTICURSE D, FOLDED SQUARE, ANTICURSE E, ANTICURSE F, ANTICURSE G, ANTICURSE H]
  288. [04:09] ?GG: /zodıac C™
  289. [04:09] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac C™]
  290. [04:09] ?GG: anyone have guesses for unıverse l
  291. [04:09] CFC: npe
  292. [04:09] CAC: Universe what?
  293. [04:09] CCU: Antichamber?
  294. [04:09] CPP: [INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGUL ANSWER]
  295. [04:10] CUC: Hah.
  296. [04:10] CCU: Let me take a crack at it...
  297. [04:10] CAC: L is limbo, if that's what you meant.
  298. [04:10] CUC: Was hoping for that, honestly.
  299. [04:10] CAC: You know you can actually find out what they are right
  300. [04:10] CUC: Lets the players form their own Zodiac.
  301. [04:10] CAC: Without decuding from zodiacs
  302. [04:10] CAC: /list universes universe D info
  303. [04:11] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe D info]
  304. [04:12] CCU: Toaster, Black Scale, Redstone, Rare Pepe, Red Rose, Tiny Safe, Great Hammer, Thousand Swords.
  305. [04:12] CPP: [UNIVERSE D: A universe known for interacting with THE TRIFECTA yet remaining separate to it. Its main attraction is a planet known as VETAS populated by ELVES. Yet another universe cursed to play THE GAME. The primary session was led by KALARE ERELYE [CRACKED GOGGLES] and his friends. They ultimately failed THE GAME, being locked out of it by an INDESTRUCTIBLE DEMON, and were chased into THE VEIL, where they discovered UNIVERSE C [MINECRAFT]. Status: UNKNOWN.]
  306. [04:13] CCU: Toaster is Toast, Black scale is DarkSide, Redstone is obvious, Rare Pepe is Cyan, Red Rose is Roxxanne, Tiny Safe is Gula, Great Hammer is Sirplop {got no real alternative there} and Thousand Swords is Piono.
  307. [04:13] CPP: ((universe ctm status is still alive))
  308. [04:13] CUC: Toast, DarkSide, Redstone, Cyan, Someone, Someone, etc
  309. [04:13] CUC: Aha.
  310. [04:13] CUC: Thanks.
  311. [04:13] CAC: /list universes universe 46'\ info
  312. [04:13] CCU: Not sure if there was anyone else major | missed there.
  313. [04:13] CUC: Let's see.
  314. [04:13] CCU: ...Yeah, defintiely have.
  315. [04:13] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe 46'\ info]
  316. [04:13] CUC: I think Sirplop could be something relating to Aetherderon/his Aetheria entities.
  317. [04:14] CCU: Teag2 is |rritating Dog, Battlefury | have no idea on, and Ξbolang.exe, way back, is Flying Pig.
  318. [04:15] CCU: Oh, and Cryptic is Mayor's Sash.
  319. [04:15] ?GG: battlefury ıs... battlefury:msap:
  320. [04:15] CCU: Mildly Suprised Face?
  321. [04:15] CCU: ...
  322. [04:15] CUC: Hmm. Sirplop is Great Horn.
  323. [04:15] CUC: For Aetherderon's spoil.
  324. [04:15] CCU: | was considering that but someone else alread had a Horn.
  325. [04:15] CCU: So | went with some of his Hammer Based alchemies instead.
  326. [04:16] CCU: {Serpent and Twisted Horn, | tried to avoid confusion}.
  327. [04:16] CUC: Who originally made Aetheria?
  328. [04:16] CUC: Was it Sirplop?
  329. [04:16] ?GG: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  330. [04:16] CPP: [UNIVERSE 46'\: The dimension directly parallel to UNIVERSE N [NIGHTMARE REALM]; as such, it is a hub of natural weirdness. It is an alternate version of a standard EARTH besides this fact. Main attraction is GRAVITY FALLS, a town in OREGON where UNIVERSE N's [NIGHTMARE REALM'S] influence is most apparent. Two major timelines exist: one where the 2012 reoccurence of WEIRDMAGEDDON was averted, and one where the 2012 reoccurence of WEIRDMAGEDDON resulted in the destruction of the universe. Status: ALPHA - SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS, DELTA - DESTROYED.]
  331. [04:16] ?GG: c^3?
  332. [04:16] CFC: (( woo I'm famous ))
  333. [04:17] CCU: Sirplop, yes.
  334. [04:17] CCU: But Cryptic was the primary runner of it, methinks.
  335. [04:17] CPP: [...]
  336. [04:17] CAC: /list universes universe O)_(O info
  337. [04:17] CCU: /list universes universe 256
  338. [04:17] CCU: info
  339. [04:18] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe O)_(O info]
  340. [04:20] CPP: [UNIVERSE O)_(O: Colloquially referred to as THE MIME DIMENSION. Populated by an indeterminate amount of specimens of HOWLIUS JAW, or the COMMON MIMEBEAST. They were sent to the dimension eons ago after aiding in the escape of UNIVERSE L's [LIMBO'S] first captive. They were freed from the dimension at some point in 2015 due to THE SECOND GODMODDING WAR's influence. STATUS: EMPTY.]
  341. [04:21] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe 256 info]
  342. [04:23] CAC: Huh, time cube is gone
  343. [04:24] ?GG: huh
  344. [04:24] CFC: (( ? ))
  345. [04:24] ?GG: nıce
  346. [04:24] ?GG: ıt was a shıtty racıst websıte
  347. [04:24] ?GG: had really terrıble logıc?
  348. [04:24] CPP: [UNIVERSE 256: A universe made entirely of box-shaped mazes populated with white pellets. A yellow creature known as PAC-MAN eternally runs across an infinite amount of these mazes at all times, chased by a set of four ghosts: INKY, BLINKY, PINKY, and CLYDE. Created as a test by THE SECRET OF THE VOID to see if FICTION could handle VIDEO GAME TECHNOLOGY. One of the first universes to be created as a result. Adapted into a VIDEO GAME on UNIVERSE B [EARTH] and has proven to be wildly popular. Later incarnations of the maze have shown to be plagued by CORRUPTION, the source of which is unknown. STATUS: STILL RUNNING.]
  349. [04:24] CAC: It was racist?
  350. [04:24] ?GG: there were racıst parts
  351. [04:24] CFC: oh also I changed my qurik Tazz
  352. [04:24] CFC: it's much be~~er like this imo
  353. [04:24] CAC: Interesting...
  354. [04:24] CAC: Time for some self indulgence
  355. [04:24] CAC: /list universes universe BTMinfo
  356. [04:25] CAC: /list universes universe BTM info
  357. [04:26] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe B™ info]
  358. [04:26] CFC ceased responding to memo.
  359. [04:26] CAC: So I'm trying to make the skype interface itno text for P&S, ugh.
  360. [04:27] CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  361. [04:27] CFC: (( godammit ))
  362. [04:28] CPP: [UNIVERSE B™: An alternate version of UNIVERSE B [EARTH] that is much more technologically advanced and ruled by the HMAS and HMASBC. Known members are BLUE [ANNE CAPET, LAPIS LAZULI] and RED. Have waged genocide on many planets across an indeterminate region of space. Frequently came into contact with THE SECOND GODMODDING WAR, expanding their business to UNIVERSE B [EARTH] and UNIVERSE C [MINECRAFT]. BLUE is now on UNIVERSE B [EARTH], having tired of war. RED is now a permanent FIRST GUARDIAN. STATUS: STILL ALIVE.]
  363. [04:28] CFC: /zodiac c
  364. [04:29] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac C]
  365. [04:29] CPP: [BROKEN BOW, WINEGLASS, ESCUTCHEON, PICKAXE, LAPIS LAZULI, DEMON DOOR, TWISTED HORN, ALIEN VISOR, GOLDEN CROWN, FOXTAIL, POKEBALL, BLUE CROSS.]
  366. [04:30] ?GG: what dıd you expect
  367. [04:30] CAC: /list universes universe Z info
  368. [04:30] ?GG: /zodıac 1987
  369. [04:30] CPP: [INPUT: /list universes universe Z info]
  370. [04:32] CPP: [UNIVERSE Z: The first universe ever created. A simulation engineered by THE SECRET OF THE VOID and THE FEW, sculpted by THE FOUR PILLARS OF THE VOID. Meant to determine what dimensions to craft the rest of FICTION in and to see how life would evolve. After influence from outside beings, a society known as ZU was developed and destroyed due to CORRUPTION. Now, the simulation is stuck on an eternal loop where SPECIMEN #1847124, GOMEZ, is continually fragmenting and reforming THE HEXAHEDRON an infinite amount of times. Forms the basis for REALITY'S PRINCIPLES AND CONCEPTS. STATUS: STILL RUNNING.]
  371. [04:33] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 1987]
  372. [04:33] CUC: Ok, I've gotta.
  373. [04:33] CUC: /zodiac Z
  374. [04:35] CPP: [MICROPHONE, OLD GUITAR, CUPCAKE, PIRATE HOOK, STRIPED HAT, BEAK, ELECTRIC GUITAR, BLACK HAT, MISSING FACE, ROWS OF TEETH, WORN-OUT EYEPATCH, SECOND HEAD, WIRES, BEATING HEART, BLOODY HAT]
  375. [04:35] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac Z]
  376. [04:35] ?GG: ...ohh
  377. [04:35] ?GG: derp
  378. [04:35] ?GG: that makes sense
  379. [04:35] CAC: What is
  380. [04:36] ?GG: fnaf
  381. [04:36] ?GG: bc bıte of 87
  382. [04:36] CFC: ah
  383. [04:36] CAC: /end universe 1987
  384. [04:36] ?GG: haha
  385. [04:37] CAU: how about dimension 953? maybe its hidden
  386. [04:37] CPP: [UPPER T POLYOMINO, LEFT T POLYOMINO, RIGHT T POLYOMINO, LOWER T POLYOMINO, S SKEW POLYOMINO, Z SKEW POLYOMINO, SQUARE POLYOMINO]
  387. [04:37] CPP: [INPUT: /end universe 1987]
  388. [04:37] CPP: ERROR
  389. [04:37] CPP: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING
  390. [04:38] CAU: /dimension 953 info
  391. [04:38] ?GG: zodıac 953 has symbols such as "eggbeater"
  392. [04:38] CPP: [/list universes universe 953 info]
  393. [04:38] CAC: /see washington DC
  394. [04:39] CPP: [UNIVERSE 953: A universe known as the DIMENSION OF WEIRDNESS. Also located parallel to UNIVERSE N [NIGHTMARE REALM], but on the opposite side as UNIVERSE 46'\ [GRAVITY FALLS]. Made up entirely of nonsensical places, beings, and things. Commonly utilized all over FICTION as a source of unstoppable weirdness, and can be very useful during wars of any kind. STATUS: I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW.]
  395. [04:39] CPP: [INPUT: /see washington DC]
  396. [04:40] CPP: [WASHINGTON D.C.: Another fine day in the capital of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. But behind closed doors, what could THE PRESIDENT be doing? It looks like... he's signing his last will and testament.]
  397. [04:40] CAC: ...
  398. [04:41] CAC: /call Split
  399. [04:41] CPP: [/call Split]
  400. [04:41] CPP: [Dialing...]
  401. [04:41] CPP: [Dialing...]
  402. [04:42] CPP: Come on, come on... Please, Crystal, SHIELD YOU FUCKER YES. Okay. Lil' Hunter's here. Yeah come on Lil' Hunter you ain't got shit FUCK A GRENADE no NO no okay. Just keep... . FUCK.
  403. [04:42] CPP: GOD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
  404. [04:42] CPP: LIL HUNTER, SUCK A RED SUN-ENERGIZED--
  405. [04:42] CPP: [Call terminated.]
  406. [04:42] CAC: ...
  407. [04:42] ?GG: ha
  408. [04:43] CUC: ((Is he actually playing Nuclear Throne now.))
  409. [04:43] CAC: /see the taj mahal
  410. [04:44] CPP: ((no))
  411. [04:44] CPP: [/see the taj mahal]
  412. [04:45] CPP: [THE TAJ MAHAL: The monument lies in ruins after a successful bombing. No one really knows who was involved.]
  413. [04:45] CAC: ...
  414. [04:46] CAC: /see new york city
  415. [04:47] CUC: ((Oh, Twin. I've recently discovered a thingy, and I want to integrate it into the overall DTG canon as the repository of trans-universal concepts. Look up Awful Hospital. Prepare to be both amazed and disgusted.))
  416. [04:48] CPP: ((I need to do homework, so I think we'll close pinary here))
  417. [04:48] CPP: ((was this enlightening?))
  418. [04:48] CUC: Yes.
  419. [04:48] CFC: (( It was pretty cool ))
  420. [04:49] CPP: ((wtf is this shiite))
  421. [04:49] CPP: ((I'll read it))
  422. [04:49] CUC: ((Basically, there's some really cool concepts in there, it's just wrapped in a whole bunch of creepiness and such.))
  423. [04:50] CPP: ((IT'S AN MSPA??))
  424. [04:50] CUC: ((Like, the main character is in the Hospital, which is a repository of the core concepts of sickness and health.))
  425. [04:50] CUC: ((There's other places like it, too.))
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