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- I WROTE IT ALL BY MYSELF BUT THANKS TO MARK AND JASON DOMINUS, AND TO MATHEW
- WHOSE LAST NAME I FORGOT!!! AND ALL THOSE AUSSIES NAMED "IAIN"!!!
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- _____________________________________________________________________________
- james "kibo" parry, at an undisclosed location in a major city (not schenectady.
- kibo@prodigy.ibm.COM _________________________________________________
- kibo@world.COM@uunet.COM / Kibology / Anything I say is my opinion,
- kibo@world.BITNET@bitnet.COM is better! / and is the opposite of Xibo's.
- __________________________/_____________/_____________________________________
- "All colors are arbitrary." --Carl Sagan / Bozos use anything but emacs!
- __________________________________________/___________________________________
- Wacky, wild, Kibo style! / You're allowed. (Unless you don't want to be...
- ________________________/_ you are also allowed to not be allowed.) _________
- I never said I wasn't a bozo. /____________________________________/_Hi mom!_
- _____________________________/ Life is silly but should be taken seriously.
- Some days you / Klods * / TV is evil and should be destroyed. Really.
- just can't get / for /__________________________________________________
- rid of a bomb. / klods / Moisten needle before inserting Taiwan. / 298R
- ______________/_________/__________________________________________/_________
- * Note: "Klods for Klods" is the motto of Lego(tm) blocks in Lego's native
- Denmark, where they speak Danish. It means "Block by block". Neat, huh????
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- You're reading my .signature file. / COMMODORE 64S RULE THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!
- ___________________________________/_________________________________________
- "I'm Bozo, the world's most famous clown!" -- the world's most famous clown
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- M E N S A M E M B E R # 1 6 3 0 9 Look for the white pin
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- I've read all of Kurt Vonnegut Junior's books and my favorite is "Breakfast
- Of Champions", my second favorite is "Chariots Of The Gods". I love them all.
- My other favorite author is Philip K. Dick who wrote "Do Androids Dream Of
- Sheep?", "Clams Of The Alphane Moon", "OBIK", "Man In The Castle", and "Total
- Recall"! Oh, and Stephen King is absolutely the best too! And Derrida!
- Read "The Fountain Head" by Ann Rand--it could change your career!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- If it doesn't say PURINA, / / Bart Simpson and Charlie
- bury it in the yard! / BYTE ME! / Brown are both GIRLS!
- ________________________/_____________________/______________________________
- THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE IS COPYRIGHTED (C)1989/90 MCMLXXXIX/MCMLXL BY JAMES "KIBO"
- PARRY AND MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED, SOLD, READ, PRINTED, OR REPLIED TO WITHOUT
- MY EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION. HE IS SERIOUS AND WILL SUE YOUR PANTS OFF.
- _____________________________________________________________________________D
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- "BOZE NOSE BOOKS!" -- Bozo, The World's Most Famous Clown / QUAIL SUCKS
- __________________________________________________________/__________________
- /
- Orwell was an optimist. / "There is infinite hope, but not for us." - Kafka
- ________________________/____________________________________________________
- Join the Kibo Fan Club! Send lots of money to the address above, RIGHT NOW!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- All generalizations stink. / Kibology is *NOT* Satanism! / Ollie for prez
- ___________________________/_______________________________/_________________
- DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY! / What's fahefergnugen? / QUAIL STILL SUCKS! ! !
- _______________________/__________________________/__________________________
- "The secret word is... SIL! Now you all know what to do whenever anybody
- says the secret word, right? SCREAM REAL LOUD!" -- Pee Wee Herman
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- If I said anything to offend anyone in this message, I'm sorry and didn't
- mean to hurt your feelings. ________________________________________________
- ____________________________/ "Losing our marbles for the last 23 years"
- I hope you're enjoying / I'm gonna be 24 soon! My birthday is July 13,
- reading this posting... / send presents! The day before Bastille Day!
- _________________________/___________________________________________________
- If Lambada is the forbidden dance, why did they make a movie about it?
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- Hi Tale@Rpi.Edu! / You are here X / What's Peewee Herman's favorite
- _________________/___________________/ baseball team? THE EXPOS!
- Garrison Keillor is my hero / (rec.humor.funny)
- ___________________________________/_________________________________________
- "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!" -- STAR TREK
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- "SIL!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- There's a mouse in my apartment right now while I'm typing this. Isn't
- that an incredible coincidence! Have you ever been using this bboard while
- a mouse was in your room. Now I have.........?
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- Anyone who thinks anyone else should be shot should be shot; the NRA is a
- bunch of bozos just like the Democrats AND Republicans AND Williard Scott.
- Kill the Fascists and Communists and all the other nuts too. Kill 'em all!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- "I'm Batman!" -- BATMAN THE MOVIE / This space intentionally left blank.
- (THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!!) /
- __________________________________/__________________________________________
- Elvis lives. / "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." --MONTY PYTHON / Hug me
- _____________/_____________________________________________________/_________
- Did I spell anything wrong? If so, please tell me so I can post a correction.
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- |\ My favorite PostScript font is Chicago! Times Roman is just a cheap
- --- \ ripoff of the real New York. And you don't even have to be in Chicago
- ___ / to use Chicago! I printed my whole resume in 36pt Chicago Bold Shadow!
- __|/_________________________________________________________________________
- | "Beauty and the Beast" may be cancelled, but it lives on forever in our |
- | hearts and minds and hearts! It will live forever even though it's dead!|
- |___________________________________________________________________________|
- Can I have a cookie? / The Kibology Center is a non-non-profit arm of the
- _____________________/ National Association for Kibological Awareness(NAKA).
- I'M 100% FLAMEPROOF /________________________________________________________
- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
- Harry Graber, age 11, is dying of a fatal disease which will eventually kill
- him. Before he dies, he would like to be in the "Guinness" Book of "Records"
- for receiving the most postcards in the mail. Please send him lots of
- postcards at the below address:
- Kibo, PO Box 722, Boston MA 02116-0722 (USA)
- Although he is very ill and only barely clinging to life, he gets thousands
- of postcards a day from people like you. He writes back, personally, to
- each and every single one. Amazingly, everyone who writes to Harry recieves
- a year of good luck afterwards! Mrs. Bertha Briggs of Poughkeepsie, NY
- recently wrote to Harry and then won the lottery the very next day--AND her
- dog was cured of cancer! Plus, if you write now, Harry will send you
- his miracle POSTCARD DIET which will allow you to lose 100 pounds a week!
- THIS IS NOT A SCAM!
- This service is FREE!
- Please enclose $14.95 for postage and handling.
- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
- HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART [murder]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]
- | ^ | ^
- This is fun to read even if you haven't v v v |
- seen the series. I like my chart, and [David [That FBI guy] ["J.R."]
- I've never seen the show! Lynch] ^ ^
- / | |
- v [donuts] [Bobby in
- [the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"] = the shower]
- ^ ^ [sex] |
- | | /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles] v
- [bag [lumber- /->[Ted Bundy]
- ladies] jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy]
- ^ | ^ \->[Children]
- | v |
- [the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet]
- evil twin] |
- v
- And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor. [alt.tv.twin.peeks]
- ^ ^ | ^
- / | v |
- [Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts] [drumsticks] [rmgroups] /->[logs]
- | \______________________________________/ ^
- v |
- [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic [the log lady]
- ^ lights] (here too!)
- | [walk with fire me]---> ^ ^
- [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee] | |
- | [Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos] ["Bob"]
- [Dilbert]-->[Dogbert] | |
- \ v v
- >[neckties]->[sexual arousal]<------>[e-meters]<-------[L. Ron Howard]
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- My favroite sci-fi/fantasy short story is / VOTE NIXON / The SubGenius
- "The Eye of Argon" by L. Ron Hubbard! / IN 1992 / must wear slacks!
- _________________________________________/______________/____________________
- Best Skeleton Joke Ever: "What do you call fish bones?" "Skele-tuna!" :-)
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- I spell things the way I want, since William Safire is too wimpy to stop me!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- "The medium is the message!" -- Marshall Mike Luhan / I'm a lumberjack...
- _____________________________________________________/_______________________
- I know the Green Golfball Joke! I'd post it here but BitNet doesn't allow
- R-rated jokes to be posted here so I won't post it! That's a violation of
- your unconstitutional rights and you should complain to your sysop!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- MY TETRIS HIGH SCORE ON MY NINTENDO IS 999,990 -- THAT'S A WORLD RECORD!
- I HAVE PHOTOS OF THE TV SCREEN TO PROVE IT! THEY DIDN'T COME OUT THOUGH.
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- Dan Quayle is Howdy Doody! (And Susan Sontag is the Bride of Frankenstein!)
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- Did you know that in German, Usenet bboards are called Gruppenareabrettecholistennetzs?
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- I've been to Cheers(TM) in downtown Boston and I have a T-Shirt that says
- Cheers(TM) and the official Cheers(TM) Plastic Souvenir Shopping Bag!
- Hey, is Ted Danson really as bald as they say? He couldn't be, his hair's
- fluffy, and wigs can't be fluffy! William Shatner wears a toupee though,
- I bet you didn't know that! I hope I never go bald. I'd lose my sex appeal.
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- Fats Loves Madelyn. / Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
- ___________________/_________________________________________________________
- "We're like gerbils. We're in a cage running around and around."
- -- Tom Brokaw
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- "OH WHAT A ZINGER!!!" -- CHRIS ELIOT / "Married With Children" is the best
- GET A LIFE / TV show ever! Ted is the greatest!
- _____________________________________/_______________________________________
- Fly KLM! / Did you hear that PeeWee Herman was arrested for masterbating?
- __________/____ Really!______________________________________________________
- Dana Hersey is Willie Whistle in addition to hosting The Movie Loft (channel 6)
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- Read alt.exploding.kibo, the group about exploding kibo! / NO FATE
- ________________________________________________________/
- I put microwave coffee in the Tater Twister and almost / KNOW FUTURE
- went back in time! -- Steven Wright (Emerson alumnus)/
- _____________________________________________________/ NO DOGS ALLOWED
- "NOT!" -- WAYNE'S WORLD / "The Stevemeisterooski!" /
- ________________________/__________________________/_________POOR SPOT______
- "If I had MY OWN NETWORK, it would be on ALL the TIME. It would be EDUCATIONAL,
- like COSMOS and NOVA, but not so DRY. It would best be seen on HIGH-definition
- TELEVISION. And every DAY we'd READ from the BOOK of CHER, because when you
- READ from the BOOK of CHER, it doesn't MATTER if you UNDERSTAND... it's the ACT
- that MATTERS. MY network would be METAphysical, paraNORMAL, and EXTRAORDINARILY
- ORDINARY. It would COMPEL you to RELAX and read `MADAME BOVARY', LOOK into the
- MOUTHS of VOLCANOES and LEARN to make RISOTTO... It would have a LINEAR BUILD
- and ARISTOTELIAN LINES... MY network would be both JARRING and AVANT-GARDE...
- with just a TOUCH of BRIAN DENNEHY. MY network would not promote WAR, WASTE,
- DOUBT or ANXIETY, and would pose the question... What was MICHELLE PFEIFFER
- doing in `Grease 2'?" -- Sean E. Coates, the "E!" poster child
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- MY TEN FAVORITE QUOTES: Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high-
- mindedness out. There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be
- burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken. "Microwave oven? Whaddya
- mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two
- weeks." Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry every
- five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness now --
- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated by a
- breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
- You are here ------> * But you're not all there. Kirkland, Illinois, law
- forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets. Love and
- scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. A clairvoyant is a person, commonly a
- woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron --
- namely, that he is a blockhead. A multi-day event on public television, used
- to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials. Try to get all of
- your posthumous medals in advance. The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the
- needs of an expanding bureaucracy. The intelligence of any discussion
- diminishes with the square of the number of participants. The hearing ear is
- always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man
- runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow. Good advice is something a
- man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. -- La Rouchefoucauld
- Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem. Eng. 130
- midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam. Newell
- has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average has now
- dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm
- rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones] Marriage is the only adventure
- open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire The First Rule of Program Optimization:
- Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
- Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackson Goldenstern's Rules: (1) Always hire a
- rich attorney (2) Never buy from a rich salesman. The problem ... is that we
- have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the
- Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've
- piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows,
- raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to
- do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle
- Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the
- laboratory rats developed cancer. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" If
- a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape at about
- 30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut Blossoms 4
- cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups
- shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp.
- salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie
- sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a
- Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a hell of
- a lot. Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis
- and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each
- other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually
- perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the
- wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable
- opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change
- the direction of the axis of spin. -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate
- Dictionary. In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy Warhol
- _______________________________________________________________________________
- THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT II WAS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE FIRST
- MOVIE EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T REAL LIKE THE FIRST ONE! PHILLY EX 2 IS THE
- BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
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- I AM NOT A BOZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- / |||||//// TERMINATOR TWO: BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD !!!!!11
- / __ || ////
- | L| : === "Hasta la vista, baby!" -- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
- | | __ : ___ =|= (a personal friend)
- | (_) :/__) |
- |/ | \| <--- THE TERMINATOR
- | .\ |
- \ \ \ : / I HOPE TERMINATOR THREE DOESN'T SUCK DEAD BUNNIES
- | HHH--- | THRU A STRAW LIKE BATMAN TWO !!!!!11
- \____:___/
- "THERE IS NO BATHROOM" -- MY PAL ARNOLD, KINDERGARTEN COP
- "HELP HELP! STAPLER MISFIRE!" -- DILBERT
- ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;::::;::::::::::::::
- My son Herbie, age 7, needs a computer for school and I can't afford
- one, would anyone like to give us one? It would be a tax deduction for
- you! Herbie wants a Mac IIfx with a Color PostScript printer. He needs
- this by next week! All the other kids in his class have them already!!!
- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\
- \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
- STAR TREK RULEZ!!! ________^_______ ============= - - - - - - - - -
- \______ _____/\ / / - - - - - - -
- Write-in to Paramount V \ \_____/__/_ - - - - WHOOSH! - - -
- to keep them from killing Spock )|US ENTERPRISE/ - - - - - - -
- in their next movie!!!! |____________/ - - - - - - - - - -
- TOP TEN STAR TREK QUOTES 10) "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
- 9) "Dammit Jim!" 8) "Spit it out, man!"
- 7) "I kinna do it Captain, I have not th' power!"
- 6) "Where's the beef?" 5) "They're BORN pregnant!"
- 4) "His BRAIN is missing!" "Oh... you noticed."
- ** send mail if you want the rest **
- Majel Barett was only on STAR TREK because she was married to William Shatner.
- The new STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION new series that they're making
- now is too full of Yuppie bozos. And the special effects are too good.
- SHATNER COULDN'T DIRECT HIS WAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH BOTH HANDS AND A MAP!
- ------------------------------------=-----------------------------------------
- I have discovered a truly wonderful proof of Fermat's Last Theorem, but
- unfortunately this .signature is too small to contain it.
- -----------------------------------=----------------------------------------------
- There exist no legitimate audio tapes of me admitting to being
- an alien, a government agent, a sexual pervert, or the
- camp-follower of little grey men from Zeta Reticuli.
- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
- I watch Nick at Nite all day! Xibo watches stupid soap operas!
- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
- MY .SIGNATURE IS MORE POSTMODERN THAN YOURS! (It's even autographed by
- William S. Burroughs. See--->?) /
- \/\/. \. Burroughs
- /
- I wish he hadn't stopped writing those Tarzan books though!!!!
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- I have an out-of-date copy of each of the following MTS manuals: Vol. 1, 2,
- 5, 7, 11, 14, 15, 16, and 24. If you want a copy, I'm selling 'em, $1 each.
- I also have lots of plastic bags for five cents each!
- /\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\
- _________
- / \
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- \__\ /__/
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- /| |\
- /////\\\\\\
- NUKE THE DAMN BUNNY ALREADY!!!!
- | _
- \ /
- UU __
- ==/ \
- /\__o |
- *|__\__/
- /_ \_ "boomp boomp boomp boomp boomp..." "BOOM!!!!!!!"
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- ***** ***** ***** ***************** ********************
- ***** ***** ***** **************** ******************
- AND THIS IS THE PART OF THE .SIG THAT BROKE MIKE JITTLOV'S AMIGA!!!
- V guvax guvf dhbgr ol Qnir Oneel, zl snibevgr jevgre, rkcynvaf jul V
- bsgra jrne zl haqrejrne ba zl urnq jura V tb gb jbex:
- Nyy lbh unir gb qb gb frr gur npphenpl bs zl gurfvf vf ybbx nebhaq
- lbh. Ybbx, va cnegvphyne, ng gur crbcyr jub, yvxr lbh, ner znxvat
- nirentr vapbzrf sbe qbvat nirentr wbof -- onax ivpr cerfvqragf,
- vafhenapr fnyrfzna, nhqvgbef, frpergnevrf bs qrsrafr -- naq lbh'yy
- ernyvmr gurl nyy qerff gur fnzr jnl, rffragvnyyl gur jnl gur znaardhvaf
- va gur Frnef zrafjrne qrcnegzrag qerff. Abj ybbx ng gur erny
- fhpprffrf, gur crbcyr jub znxr n ybg zber zbarl guna lbh -- Rygba Wbua,
- Pncgnva Xnatnebb, nalobql sebz Fnhqv Nenovn, Ovt Oveq, naq fb ba. Gurl
- nyy qerff shaal -- naq gurl nyy fhpprrq. Ner lbh pngpuvat ba?
- -- Qnir Oneel, "Ubj gb Qerff sbe Erny Fhpprff"
- TO DECODE THE FUNNIST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE JUST PIPE THAT THROUGH "UUDECODE(1)"
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- R-RATED GIF FOLLOWS, PRESS N NOW!
- ^L
- O
- (.|.)
- ).( TIFFANY BRISSETE HAS A GREAT BOD! WOO WOO!!!! HUBBA HUBBA! YOW!
- ( | )
- \|/
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- fee fi fo feh. fee fi fo feh. fee fi fo feh. fee fi fo feh. fee fi fo feh.
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- "100% gist-free!" -- Amy S. Brockman on Kibo's .signature.
- Compliment... or CONSPIRACY?
- /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
- My favorite painters are Pollock, Rothko, Warhol, Dali', Miro', Tanguy,
- Rockwell, Warhol, and myself. I'm almost as good as Dali' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- My least favorite musical composer is Salieri, since he was a bozo.
- ____________________
- / \
- / \
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- \ | / \ / \ | /
- \ | | o | | o | | /
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- BO- \____| __________ |____/ -ZO
- | / ________ \ |
- \ | / ______ \ | /
- \ |/_/ \_\| /
- \____________________/
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- \ | /
- \----+-----/
- |
- |
- |
- /\
- / \
- / \
- _____________/ \____________ (clown shoes)
- /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
- Ich bin ein .signature Virus. Mach' mit und kopiere mich in Deine .signature.
- Don't ask what it means, just put it in your .signature, okay?
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS POSTING ARE SOLELY THE AUTHORS' AND DO NOT
- NECESSARILY REFLECT THOSE OF DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION, RENSSELAER POLY-
- POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, PENN STATE, IBM, NASA, HARVARD UNIVERSITY, SCIENTOLOGY,
- ATARI CORP., STANFORD UNIVERSITY, BITNET INC., SOFTWARE TOOL & DIE, INFOCOM,
- PRODIGY, RALSTON PURINA INC., JAPAN, LYNDON LaROUCHE, THE SYSOP OF USENET,
- GEORGE BUSH, THE LONDON TIMES, ORACLE CORPORATION, WILLIE WHISTLE, STAR TREK
- THE NEXT GENERATION, THE HOME SHOPPING CLUB, THE HAIR CHANNEL FOR MEN, OR THE
- CITY OF NEW YORK. HOWEVER YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS BECAUSE
- IF YOU SUE ME YOU'D HAVE TO QUOTE ME IN COURT AND THEN I'D SUE YOU FOR
- QUOTING THIS COPYRIGHTED (C) MESSAGE!!! MY COUSINS ARE ALL LAWYERS !!!!!
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- ******************************************************************************
- * NEW drawing! *
- * of a RADIK00L sword thats even BIGGER then the USS ENTERPRISE wow! *
- * *
- * ___ *
- * /\/ / ====@==== ///////// ---------
- * / _/ ``________// *
- * / / `------' -------------
- * / / *
- * __===__ / / *
- */ \/----+---------------------------------------\______ *
- *| | XCALIBER THE DECAPITATER!!!! \______________*
- *| | /~~~~~~~~ *
- *\__====_/\---+----------------------------------------/~~~~~~ *
- * \ \ *
- * \ \ *
- * \ \ *
- * \ \_ *
- * \ \ NOTE: This isnt a hyperdermic needel !!!!!! *
- * \ \ *
- * \/\_\ *
- * ITS SO GOOD I FRAMED IT !!!!*
- ******************************************************************************
- aibophobia (ay' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of palindromes.
- kibophobia (ki' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of Kibo.
- kibophobik (ki' bo fo bik): n. The fear of Kibo's palindromes.
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- I'M STILL 100% FLAMEPROOF! / I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! / HI MARK!
- ____________________________/____________________________________/___________
- If you type "rm *" right now I'll give you a million dollars!!!
- _____________________________________________________________________________
- Arsenio Hall is the black Johnny Carson but Byron Allen is the black Pat Sajak!
- But at least Byron Allen is funnier than Skip Stephenson or John Barbour!
- Conan O'Brien sucks because he has big hair and Monty Python isn't funny
- because it doesn't make any sense!!! JAY LENO ROCKS!!!!
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- IBM's "AIX" operating system is better than "real" "UNIX" systems
- because "AIX" has "man" pages that show "pictures" of each "command"!
- Here's an "example", isn't this "cute"?
- RM, DELETE(1,C) AIX Commands Reference RM, DELETE(1,C)
- PURPOSE
- Removes files or directories.
- SYNTAX
- one of
- +--------+ +------------+
- | rm |---| +----+ |--- file ---|
- | delete | +---| -f |---+ ^ |
- +--------+ ^ | -i | | +--------+
- | | -r | |
- | | -- | |
- | | -s | |
- | +----+ |
- +--------+
- ____________________________________________________ \o clip and save _______
- /O
- <--those are scissors
- .------------
- .--' o . . `--
- .-' . O . . `
- .-'@ @@@@@@@ . @@@@@
- /@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ .<--- Crater Parry -- I paid $15 for it
- ./ o @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ at the Boston Science Museum!
- /@@ o @@@@@@@@@@@. @@@@@@@ O
- /@@@@ . @@@@@@@o @@@@@@@@@@ @
- |@@@@@ . @@@@@@@@@@@@@ o @@
- /@@@@@ O `.-./ . @@@@@@@@@@@@ @ Full Moon +
- | @@@@ --`-' o @@@@@@@@ @@@@ 2 17:08:58
- |@ @@@ ` o . @@ . @@@@@@ Last Quarter -
- | @@ @ .-. @@@ @@@@@@ 4 16:02:05
- \ . @ @@@ `-' . @@@@ @@@@
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- `\ . .\.-.___ . . .-
- \ `-' `-
- `-. o / | o O .
- `-. / . . .
- `--. . .--
- `------------
- If this posting offends you, then you're a WEENERBRAIN!!!
- @@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@
- @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ @@ @@
- @@ @@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @@ @@
- @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ @@ @@
- @@ @@ @@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@ @@ @@@@@
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- .....Dedicated to the memory of DeForest Kelley.....
- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- -------\__/
- | * /
- |_____-/ BOSTON, MASSACHUSSETTS <-- SITE OF WORLD.COM PUBLIC ACCESS UNIX
- ONLY A DOLLAR A MINUTE PLUS CONNECT TIME!
- AND NO I DON'T KNOW MICHAEL DUKAKIS PERSONALLY!
- ^L
- 12345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890XXXXX DON'T GO INTO THE X'S !!!!!
- ^L
- ^L
- ^L
- ^D
- ^D
- ^D
- .
- exit
- stop
- bye
- ^C
- ^Z
- !sh
- !ed
- /exit
- quit
- q
- /quit
- ~x
- help
- help stop
- !help
- logout
- $signoff
- write sysop "how do i stop this ???"
- psot
- post
- ^P^O^S^T
- this line intentionally left blank so that the following line will be #350.
- THIS IS THE THREE HUNDRED FIFTIETH LINE OF MY .SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- the edn
- P.S.:
- ----------
- >From mathew@mantis.co.uk Tue Jul 2 11:28:05 1991
- To: James 'Kibo' Parry <kibo@world.std.com>
- Subject: Re: Call for creation of alt.evolutionary.acceleration
- From: Industrial Poet <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
- Comments: Civilization is a momentary failure of entropy
- Date: Tue, 02 Jul 91 10:55:39 BST
- Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
- Might I suggest adding the following quote to your .signature:
- "It seems like it's time to retire the length-of-sig-wasted-bandwidth flame.
- The point really is, News is BIG and .signatures, even long ones, are small."
- - Mark-Jason Dominus <mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu>
- mathew
- ----------
- --
- --
- >From stev0@sti.com Sat May 9 01:19:46 1992
- Date: Fri, 8 May 92 22:19:07 PDT
- From: stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin)
- To: kibo@world.std.com
- Subject: Re: your .sig
- Hi there.
- Thanks for your nifty .sig. I already got a copy from alt.fan.warlord,
- but with such a wonderful work of art, you can never have too many copies,
- can you? Well, of course you can! I mean, "Mona Lisa" is a damn good
- painting, but am I going to hang it in every room in my apartment? No!
- But I digress.
- Anyway, to make your .sig a bit more "user-friendly", here is an index for
- it. The numbers, of course, refer to line numbers.
- I'll let someone ELSE do a table of contents.
- Suggestions for index:
- 1) Append it to the end of the .sig
- 2) Include it as a seperate file
- 3) Just delete the damn thing, log off, and watch Ren and Stimpy
- or (my favorite): append it to the end of your sig, THEN log off and
- watch Ren and Stimpy.
- - Stev0
- 13, Rot - 610-623
- Address - 55-58
- Autograph, Burroughs, William S. - 527-533
- Child, Dying - 155-174
- Copyright - 86-88
- Credits - 19,20
- Dedication - 781-783
- Disclaimers - 22-25, 89-98, 142, 153, 216, 276, 474, 677-686, 772, 790
- Drawings, ASCII:
- Bozo - 644-670
- Brain - 28-37
- Bunny, Energizer, Being Nuked - 540-556
- Check, Amiga - 223-243
- Dog - 40-48
- Enterprise - 501-506, 692-695
- Simpson, Bart, Minimalist - 245-253
- Sword - 692-709
- Terminator - 478-489
- unknown (command flow?) 736-744
- unknown (computer?) 293-300
- End, The - 775-780, 831
- Favorites:
- Author - 77-81
- Font - 144-146
- Heavy Metal Band - 245-253
- Movie - 137-138
- Movie - 478-489
- Painters - 641-643
- Quotes - 388-440
- Quotes, Star Trek - 507-511
- SF Short Story - 207-208
- Skeleton Joke - 210
- Feh, Fee Fi Fo - 638
- Font, BUA - 257-273
- Font, Biggest UA - 559-609
- GIF, R-Rated - 626-635
- History - 2-16
- Line 350 - 828
- Manuals, MTS - 535-537
- Map, Australia - 308-320
- Map, Massachusetts - 785-788
- Map, Moon 442-473, 748-771
- Network, Sean Coates' - 350-362
- Peeks, Twin - 176-205
- Phobias - 712-716
- Posts Made, Number of - 364-386
- Quitting Attempts - 794-825
- Quotes, Random - 57-75, 83, 84, 99-135, 140-152, 212-214, 321-348,
- 490-497, 514-525, 723-734
- Scissors - 745-746
- Score, Tetris - 220
- Smilies - 303-305
- Space, Blank - 280-291
- Virus, .Sig, German - 672-674
- ====
- Alt.alien.visitors elected me OFFICIAL Spokesman For The Planet Earth!
- ---------
- In article <13bvonINN6il@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> carolo@cse.ucsc.edu signed:
- >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
- >Carol Osterbrock * Life is too short for 4 line .sigs
- >carolo@cse.ucsc.edu * -- well, if Kibo didn't say it, he should have
- >==============================================================================
- ----------
- UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this
- IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.
- RMS told me to plug the League For Programmed Freedom in my .signature
- so I did. Join the LPF! RMS is cool.
- SEE BATMAN 2 !!!!
- --
- I HAVE A BLACK BELT !
- --
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