*OUTDATED* Profile of the Springfield Sisters

NAME: Mary Sue ‘Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake’ Springfield
	“You be careful, now. Santa Destroy greetin’s can be a little rough.”
OFFICIO: Eighth, in Santa Destroy
RANK: Warmaster-in-training of the Eighth, Vindicare Prima
BIO: Technically the older of the Springfield Sisters assuming control of the Eighth Officio, Mary Sue is the responsible one (relatively speaking). With her intense but kind personality, she makes for a natural leader. Her vision for the Eighth is to create an Officio of heroes who uphold and enforce the ideals of truth, justice, and the American way!
ABILITY: A magicannon with heavy magical artillery based on the soul gems loaded in it. Mary Sue can control the intensity of the shots, but has trouble using the gems of people to which she isn’t attuned.
WEAPONRY: Anything with a trigger, especially loud, destructive things. Her American Soul.
	STRENGTH	 B
	SPEED		 S
	MELEE 		 B
	RANGED		 SS
	MAGIC 		 S
	TACTICS		 A
	CHARM		 A

TRIVIA

-Her favorite foods are hamburgers and apple pie. She bakes the pie herself, and supposedly, it’s some of the best in the world. (note – managed to get a sample once. Very good. Do not have any other pies to test it against)

-She has a pet bald eagle, Freedom, trained to do ammunition drop-offs and ward off innocent reporters.

-I hear she has a problem with kleptomania. But magical girls don’t usually live for that long, so everyone will probably get their stuff back in a few years, right?

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NAME: Annie May ‘Alice’ Springfield
	“Interview? Are you here to talk to a killer or a fashionista? I could do both.”
OFFICIO: Eighth, in Santa Destroy
RANK: Equerry of the Eighth, Eversor Prima, ‘Alice’ of the Wonderland Corps.
BIO: The younger of the Springfield Sisters, Annie May is generally considered the airy, thoughtless one. Her personality is more laid-back than her sister’s and she has a way of attracting people, but she seems to be completely lacking in common sense. She’s also an occult fanatic, and the self-proclaimed fashion queen of Gold Town, Santa Destroy’s answer to Little Tokyo.
ABILITY: Eyes that can see beyond the veil of our reality. She can also pull her enemies into her own little world, called ‘Wonderland’. A weird, selfish ability befitting an otaku.
WEAPONRY: A pair of katanas, Luck and its magical duplicate, Pluck. Lolita Street Brawling. Rumors have gone around about a pair of scythes, but that would be kind of...impractical, wouldn’t it?
	STRENGTH	 A
	SPEED		 S
	MELEE 		 SS
	RANGED		 B
	MAGIC 		 ??
	TACTICS		 C
	CHARM		 A

TRIVIA

-She’s the heavier of the two sisters, supposedly because of the difference in muscle mass between a Vindicare and an Eversor. Reliable sources say it may actually be the difference in cake mass, however, between a normal person and a connoisseur of sweets.

-While she acts elegant, she can usually be found on weekends lying around with messy hair and an anime t-shirt.

-Annie May is a devout follower of the Church of the Blessed Lady. Maybe they really do take after the British in the end?

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TRIVIA (both)

-Lots of rumors go around that the Springfield Sisters are lovers – while Mary Sue denies them vehemently, Annie May apparently laughs and changes the subject. A scoop in the making?

-They have a special chant they do when they transform, though whether it’s more than a good luck charm is yet to be seen.

-Their biggest regret after becoming high-ranking members of the Eighth? Not being able to switch places to mess with people anymore.