Deadtectives (2018)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Guys, we're hot!

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Getting a 3.2 on the EMF.

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There's an 80% chance of a violent,
free-floating, spectral apparition.

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(RAPID BEEPING)

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I know you're there.

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I demand you come forward.

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Getting a four.
No, wait, a five.

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Oh, bro, this is way not good.

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SAM: There's no hiding from us.

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Make yourself known!

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DEEP VOICE: Go away!

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(ALL SCREAM)

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The entity's passing through me!

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Me, too. It's totally inside me.

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(SIGHS)

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So did the fellas find anything?

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Um... still investigating.

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SAM: Press forward!

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- (CHUCKLES)
- SAM: There.

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By the oven.

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It's coming towards us.

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It's about to charge.

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DEEP VOICE: Leave or die!

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Boys, brace yourselves.

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It's attacking us.

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Right now!

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- Oh.
- (BEEP)

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(SIGHS)

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Lloyd, do you remember
our little chat?

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- Yeah.
- When you agreed to stick to my script.

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Totally, but the thing is...

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Well, the script says
haunted oven.

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There's nothing about a book!

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But 16 confirmed cases
of ghost on book action, bro.

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I mean, zero ovens.

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No one cares, pendejo.

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Now rig the goddamn oven. Shit!

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See! Authenticity, bros.

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- Right.
- This is it!

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- Oh, no, no.
- I'm sick and tired of this!

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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

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(SIGHS)

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Solved every one so far.

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Bless 'em.

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I'm just glad y'all here
to save me this time.

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- LLOYD: But ghosts hate ovens.
- Yeah, but all that matters

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- is we scare the shit of the old lady.
- Exactly.

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Guys.

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Don't you dare take
Lloyd's side.

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LLOYD:
Truth will set you free, bro.

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- She's petrified back there.
- Sweet!

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But we're gonna fix that by
actually helping her.

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No more lies. Just some
good old-fashioned truth.

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(SIGHS)

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Yes, exactly what
I've been saying!

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- It's time we started hunting real ghosts.
- Lloyd.

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- That's not at all what I...
- Super idea, Kate. Then we'll get canceled,

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and Lloyd will be
an unemployed pendejo.

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- Hey!
- Right. Javi, settle.

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- I can handle this.
- Wha...

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I don't need handling.

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It's exactly
what I was telling you.

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Listen, Sam...

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(MOANS)
We shouldn't do this at work.

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Hey.

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Reception caterer booked.

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- Gianni's? How?
- Yep.

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- Anything for you.
- Oh, perfect.

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Let's help Ethel.

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What? As our ratings
sink even lower?

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That's really
all you care about?

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JAVIER: Abso-freaking-lutely!

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So, still need to make some
modifications.

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- All right.
- Similar to the ones I added to the EMF,

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incidentally, but since we're
tracking real spirits now,

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- I'm thinking that...
- (SAM SIGHS)

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Give your brother a chance.
He's trying to impress you.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Aww. Not working!

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Let's shoot my script.

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Let's do this one right
like we used to.

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- Kate!
- We used to just debunk all this nonsense.

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And we almost got canceled
because of it.

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Ethel is scared.

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She believes in you, Sam.

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I need to believe,
too, or... Or what?

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(DEEP VOICE) Hey!

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Can we speed this up?

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I really need to pee.

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SAM: Thanks for braving this with
us, Ethel.

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Now you've recently experienced

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what you refer to
as evil sensations

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in this establishment.

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Something's eyeballing me.

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Something horrible.

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Go on, Sam. Just tell her.

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Yes.

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Well, after our very thorough...

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investigation, we have concluded

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that there are no...
That there are no...

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- No...
- ETHEL: There are no what? Tell me, please!

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KATE: Sam.

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Say something.

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We try to lead honest lives,
don't we?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Do right by the ones we love.

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Sometimes, for reasons that
we know are truly necessary

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and right, - Oh, no.

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Well...

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there is an angry and vengeful
spirit in this room!

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- (SCREAMS)
- Yes!

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Somebody who taught you to bake
a long time ago.

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Your... Your... Your...
Your gran... grandmother?

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Oh, good Granny Mable.

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Mable, yes. She is furious
about these cupcakes!

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Grandma. Cupcakes. Got it.

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- Put it back on.
- Kate said no.

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(DEEP VOICE)
What are you doing? Stop it!

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DEEP VOICE:
Get out of here, jerk-off!

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- Who is that?
- (CLATTERING)

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It came from that picture!
Lloyd.

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- (BEEPS AND STOPS)
- (GASPS)

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Sorry.

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Holy shit!

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It's a 6.3!

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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(SCREAMING)

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Stop it! She's freaking out!

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- Stop it, Granny! I am here to help.
- No!

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- Really?
- Just tell us, tell us what you want.

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SAM: Come on, Granny!

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I demand you tell me right now!

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Granny thinks
you're being a pushy...

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Little bitch.

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JAVIER: She's stealing
her grandmother's recipe.

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- Oh, Granny's telling me something.
- KATE: No, Sam!

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- Tell her the truth!
- The perra'sa thief!

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I can't hear
with all your voices!

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Voices? How many are there?

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Just Grandma.

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She's saying...

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your recipe or Granny Mable's?

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How could you know that?

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Just stop the thieving.
Tell her, Granny!

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JAVIER: Just do it!

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(DEEP VOICE) This is lame.

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DEEP VOICE: I quit!

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Quit? Quit what?

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JAVIER: I¡Puta madre!

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DEEP VOICE:
Letting you steal cupcakes!

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I'll stop, Granny.

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- Yeah.
- I'll stop stealing the recipe.

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I am proud of you, Ethel.

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Her spirit is now free.

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- Ooh!
- Another case solved!

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ETHEL: Thank you!

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- Thank you! Thank you!
- We're gonna need a new intern.

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- Thank you!
- SAM: No, Ethel, thank you.

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Best show yet.

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Worst shit pile I've ever seen!

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Grandmas. Cupcakes.

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Have you lost
your freaking minds?

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Diet Dew has dropped us.
Now Red Bull is threatening.

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- WOMAN: Doritos, line four.
- Shit!

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Not after the season finale
that I've whipped up.

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Resort in South Beach,

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owner thinks his dead cat
haunts...

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- the hot tub.
- Yeah, okay.

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Um, well, Sam,
the network is canceling you.

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Yeah, they feel like
you've lost your edge,

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and they want out.

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We have got one episode
to save my skin.

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So, send in what's-her-tits,
please.

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JAVIER: Quiet!
I can't hear this prick.

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Step aside, cabron.

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Flight to Mexico City
leaves at 7 AM sharp.

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Do not be late.
SeñoraSanchez-Bello will meet us

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- in Tabasco at 11:30... Yeah?
- Excuse me, lady.

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I think you've got
the wrong room.

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Excuse you. Abril here
has cooked up the finale

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that's gonna save my balls.

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Little house down in México

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where some real sicko shit
went down.

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Uh, Mexico?

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Sorry, who the hell's... Abril?

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Are we gonna have a problem,
puta?

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Abril's your new producer
for the finale.

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Yeah, Kate here's jumping ship
to another ship.

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No, literally.
She's leaving you for "Whale Wars."

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So, Abril's got the reins now.

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You're leaving?

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For "Whale Wars"?

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- To help people.
- Whales.

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- Anything!
- We just helped the old lady!

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She's closing her shop
because of us.

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And living a guilt-free life!

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Which is exactly
why I need to leave.

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Kate.

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Look, not all married couples
work together.

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- Maybe this will be better for us.
- JAVIER: Yep.

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Six months in a boat
surrounded by seamen.

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Yeah, you guys are gonna
be fine.

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And you're insane if you think
I'm going back to Mexico!

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You realize what I had to do
to get out of there?

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- Aw, then you're fired.
- BOTH: What?

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Latin viewership
is lighting up the ratings,

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and our only Mexican
pretends he's not Mexican?

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So he's out. But what's in?

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Only the most haunted casa
in all of haunted México.

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You idiots had five seasons
to do it your way,

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and not one freaking ghost!

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'Cause they don't exist,
dumb-ass!

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- LLOYD: Oh, yes, they do.
- Not now, Lloyd!

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- Listen...
- Pack your bags, amigos.

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I want my ratings and some
blood-dripping horror right now!

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Hey! I fired
your voodoo tweaker ass.

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Get your freak show
out of here before...

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(GROANS)

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- Whoa.
- (GROANING)

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Oh, my God!

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(GROANING)

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(SCREAMING)

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- You.
- (SCREAMING)

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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(LAUGHS)

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Now that's horror, baby!

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Whoo!

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Everyone meet Bob,
the rising star in Hollywood effects.

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Before some bullshit legal issue

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on, what was it,
"Paranormal Activity"?

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- "Hillbilly Hatchet Massacre."
- Whatever.

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Oh, that's the one they banned
from theaters

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'cause actors died on set.

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Like, "died" died?

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We all got the death coming.

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Yeah, I don't wanna go
to Mexico with him.

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- Then you're fired, too.
- What?

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Sam's the only one we need.
The rest of you are dead weight.

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Right, enough!

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Now, you listen.

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Me, Lloyd, and Javi
are this show.

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We were hot once.

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We will bring it again.

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You want horror?

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You'll have to bribe the censors

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to get our gorefest on the air.

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And now you wanna bring in
a freak consultant?

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Hey, I'm your producer, pendejo.

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No, you're not, "pendeco."

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Kate is.

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It's simple.

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Without my team,
my entire team, I walk,

253
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,318
and you're left with nothing

254
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,189
but a crap severance package

255
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:55,105
and a deadbeat excuse
on why state school

256
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:58,413
is a better play than
the Ivy League for your kids.

257
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:02,112
The call... is yours.

258
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,942
Yeah.

259
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,989
(MUSIC PLAYING)

260
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,908
This is gonna be great.

261
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,085
- (HEN SQUAWKING)
- (COUGHS AND GAGS)

262
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:23,090
♪ Un turista americano vino
a México ♪

263
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,441
♪ Y simplemente no pudo creer
lo que aquí vió ♪

264
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,660
Pinche México.

265
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:32,926
♪ Oh-whoa-oh,
way down in Mexico ♪

266
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:36,103
♪ Día de los Muertos,
100 calacas vió ♪

267
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,932
♪ Oh-whoa-oh,
y el gringo se asustó ♪

268
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:42,109
♪ Día de los Muertos,
el cabrón se arrugó ♪

269
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,938
♪ Oh-whoa-oh,
way down in Mexico ♪

270
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,596
There she is, guys.

271
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,644
The most godforsaken casa
in all of Mexico.

272
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,606
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

273
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,404
- Javi.
- What?

274
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,145
Translate.

275
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,888
- Why me?
- Um... It's haunted, all right!

276
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,847
Mayan sacrifices, battlefield,
the boogeyman.

277
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,849
It's haunted, okay?

278
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,591
Yo pienso que la maldad vino
por algo más.

279
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,202
- Javi.
- No, you racist pigs!

280
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,682
Cállate, cabrón.

281
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,990
She thinks the evil came
from something else.

282
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,556
Diganos, señora.

283
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,776
No quiero hablar mal
de los muertos, pero...

284
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,299
Not speak ill of the dead...

285
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,040
mi Tía Rosa y el Tío Gonzalo...

286
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,695
- Were they the previous owners?
- Si.

287
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,871
They like to... Como se dice?

288
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,220
Drink.

289
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,222
- Sorry, drink?
- I¡Sí!

290
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,963
Too mucho Mezcal una noche

291
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:58,620
and Uncle Gonzalo stab
Rosa's throat,

292
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:02,232
and then he cut himself open

293
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:06,758
and pull his tripasout.

294
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,284
I'm sorry, what was that?

295
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,721
He use a six-inch blade
or a seven?

296
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,505
I'd have used an eight.

297
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,266
SEÑORA SANCHEZ-BELLO:
She going to leave him.

298
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,032
He go a little loco.

299
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:22,383
Sacrificial ground, battlefield,
and a murder.

300
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:25,299
Guys, we're talking the unholy
trinity for ghost activity!

301
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,258
Maybe, uh, Mr. Sanchez-Bello...

302
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,608
- (GROWLS)
- Holy shit!

303
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,176
Yeah, that is one crazy
jumpin' bean.

304
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:37,702
Mí amor, he's not
been the same since.

305
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,444
He's the one
that find the bodies.

306
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,707
Señora, please tell me

307
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,033
your husband has seen
professional help.

308
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,756
Is you, no? Here to help?

309
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:51,064
Oh, no. Not even kind of.

310
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,543
We're just here
to take advantage

311
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,284
of your silly superstitions

312
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,548
and, uh, leave you far worse
than we found you.

313
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,681
¿Qué dice?

314
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,030
Es que míEnglish no perfect.

315
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,510
Nada, nada. Let's go inside.

316
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,512
No, no, no,
no entramos esa casa.

317
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,557
We no going inside anymore.

318
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,474
Uh, Señora,
the way our show works...

319
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:15,653
Por favor, mí Tío Gonzalo
was a good man.

320
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:19,527
You ever lost familía?

321
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,703
Then you know the hurt.

322
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,402
La Policía dice
it is all Tío Gonzalo.

323
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,752
Murder-suicide like always.

324
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:31,756
But something in the casa
make Tío Gonzalo do it.

325
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,412
Possesses him to it!

326
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:42,289
My husband... he sees it.

327
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,813
Por favor sáquenlo de la casa.

328
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,554
I¡Devuélvanme a mí marido!

329
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,295
Promise me!

330
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,255
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, absolutely.

331
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,083
We... We promise
that we will, um...

332
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,346
- We'll get the evil out.
- Yeah.

333
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,565
Todo bien.

334
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,871
Casa, uh, bonita. Oh!

335
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:03,179
- I¡No le veas la cara a la muerte!
- Tranquilo.

336
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,573
- (PANTING)
- Tranquilo.

337
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,927
Wait, what'd he say?

338
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:22,807
Javi, Abril,
what did he just say?

339
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,593
You're such a puta.

340
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638
Super charming couple.

341
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,814
I think your shit-Spanish
pissed him off.

342
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,165
Yeah, and top hunters debunked

343
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,862
that possession crap,
like, a decade ago.

344
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,386
So, what's she been drinking?

345
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,911
Guys, what did he just say?

346
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:44,960
He said don't look
into the face of... death.

347
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:52,011
So, love,
how you wanna fake this one?

348
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,246
Sweet.

349
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,691
Hmm. Perfect.

350
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,234
LLOYD: This is the one
I was telling you about.

351
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,695
Oh, man,
this filter's so badass.

352
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,654
It translates electro-mag energy

353
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,977
into stuff you can actually see.

354
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,526
So pay close attention,

355
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,615
'cause this is the camera
we'll catch ghosts with.

356
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,704
(CAMERA WHIRRING)

357
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,403
- Hmm.
- Yeah, same setup as my specs.

358
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,013
Got the plans
off Horace Reynolds,

359
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,710
fellow hunter up in Tacoma.

360
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,409
But, uh, made my own
modifications, of course.

361
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,585
- (BUZZING)
- Oh. Are those safe?

362
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,065
Progress never is.

363
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,242
Oh, yes.
We are going to tell the...

364
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,026
Sanchez-whatevers,

365
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,637
that this place
is 100% ghost-free,

366
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,335
just like you wanted...

367
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:59,078
after we expel every demon
from this evil hell casa!

368
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:04,257
Our first ever full-blown
structural exorcism.

369
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,782
Ratings bonanza, and a strong
dose of the truth.

370
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,934
Oh, fantastic. How many times
is the word "help" in it?

371
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,916
Yeah, make jokes,
but by night's end

372
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,745
both the network and you are
gonna love this show again.

373
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,357
I bet my life on it.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

374
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,360
No.

375
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,709
- But the unholy trin...
- No.

376
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,711
Right, we are all set.

377
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:27,323
Bob, can you ease us in with an
Amityville, two Poltergeists,

378
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,934
and then we'll jump to
the showstoppers, cool?

379
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,067
(CAMERA WHIRRING)

380
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,330
Bob.

381
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,418
Lloyd, go check on Bob.

382
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,464
No way.

383
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,729
And the answer's 20.

384
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:45,733
There's 20 "helps"
and 14 "reals."

385
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,433
- Trust me. Okay?
- (SIGHS)

386
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,089
(EXHALES)

387
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,484
Your man always run you
like that?

388
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,140
Sure looks that way.

389
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,186
Hmm.

390
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,321
Change of plans.

391
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,149
LLOYD: Um, Bob?

392
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,802
We're on channel six.

393
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,849
Listen, I've got a bookshelf rig
you maybe wanna...

394
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,160
Bob?

395
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,174
Bob?

396
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,578
Get your own!

397
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,624
No! I don't want any of those.

398
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,539
(SNIFFING)

399
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,802
You smell that?

400
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,586
It's a-comin' for us.

401
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,589
Just checking you're ready.

402
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,462
- (MACHINE WHIRRING)
- (KETTLES CLANGING)

403
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,468
Cool, but I can do...

404
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,384
- (SHRIEKS)
- The question be...

405
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,908
is you ready?

406
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,782
Bob's... Bob's good.

407
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,442
SAM: A demon hell house

408
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,576
is how the world describes
tonight's location,

409
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,231
where a grisly murder-suicide

410
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,668
has raised many
unanswered questions.

411
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:38,324
But on tonight's season finale,
we're going to help.

412
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:43,329
And I mean, really,
really help solve them all.

413
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,721
JAVIER: Rein it in, Sam.

414
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,096
Now, the team have split up

415
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,099
to hunt what lurks
within these walls.

416
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:18,712
My search begins here,
the scene of the murder.

417
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,953
Now, my vast worldly
knowledge of cultures

418
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,956
and other languages tells me
that this says,

419
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,264
"Don't look at the face
of death."

420
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,310
But what happens if we do?

421
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,008
If we're lucky,
we're about to find out.

422
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,536
Evil spirits, heed my warning.

423
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:04,192
You will be exorcised tonight!

424
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:14,289
Is that all you've got?

425
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,552
You'll have to kill us
to stop us!

426
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:20,774
(ECHOING GROWL)

427
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,706
Why do I always get basements?

428
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,362
Crazy dark in here.

429
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,383
I'd be rockin' my badass ghost
specs with built in nightvis,

430
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,993
- if my bro wasn't such a...
- JAVIER: Hey.

431
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:49,150
Your mic's on, genius.

432
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,456
Sorry.

433
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,705
Now, according
to Horace Reynolds,

434
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:28,058
possibly the top ghost hunter,

435
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:32,933
basements and cellars can provide
the perfect dwelling place for...

436
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,238
Ghosts!

437
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,588
Ghost! Guys! Guys!

438
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,633
(SCREAMS)

439
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:44,379
Actually, my bad.

440
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,033
No ghost. Repeat, no ghost.

441
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,991
JAVIER: Really? No shit.

442
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:50,646
SAM: Stick to my script.

443
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,052
Air temperature 74 degrees.

444
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:08,403
Barometric pressure, 37.5.

445
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,274
These readings truly indicate

446
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:14,931
there's a 90% chance of a, uh...
uh...

447
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,069
"Spectral terrorism?"

448
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,568
Hey, man,
when's the good stuff coming?

449
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,333
SAM:
That roar Bob added wasn't bad.

450
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,291
I'm talking
about blood and guts, man.

451
00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:30,251
- I wanna get waist-deep in gore.
- Just do the scene.

452
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:33,210
With your normal accent.
Play up the Mexican thing.

453
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,215
- (GLASS CRUNCHING)
- Oh!

454
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,444
Oh, my God.

455
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,881
It is true.

456
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:55,319
They really did drink Mezcal.

457
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:59,280
Was this the culprit
of Tío Gonzalo's insanity?

458
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,238
Only one way to find out.

459
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,508
It's time to make contact

460
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:13,163
with the evil lurking
in this house.

461
00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,644
(INHALES)

462
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:19,909
I can feel unsettled souls all...

463
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,391
(EERIE ECHOING)

464
00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:32,008
(TOILET FLUSHES)

465
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,540
Enjoy the ride, yeah?

466
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,979
(DOOR CLOSES)

467
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:53,203
I can feel unsettled
souls all around.

468
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,557
Hello?

469
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,822
Is there someone named Rosa
here tonight?

470
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:05,172
Tío Gonzalo?

471
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,958
Is your murderous spirit
among us?

472
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:12,005
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

473
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,969
Bob, we need
an old lady's voice.

474
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:24,321
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

475
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:28,108
Kate, can you tell Bob
that we're on page...

476
00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,589
ABRIL: Keep going, goddamn it!
Stop wrecking the scene.

477
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,678
Abril? What are you...
Put... Put Kate on.

478
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:34,418
- New bitch in charge, gringo.
- What?

479
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:37,204
First thing, no mas
with your sucktard script.

480
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,399
- We're gonna spice things up.
- Right, stop messing around.

481
00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:40,903
I'll deal with you later, puta.

482
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,253
Now, man up!
Bob's gonna bring it.

483
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:46,126
JAVIER: Wow. For the record,
I'm seriously turned on.

484
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,997
Damn it!
Stop breaking characters!

485
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,390
You know what?

486
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,218
We're going radio silent
from now on.

487
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,611
No more sabotaging my show.

488
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,047
Your show?

489
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,962
Abril?

490
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,964
Kate? Javier?

491
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,446
This is mutiny.

492
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,883
Guys? Listen.

493
00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,362
If we're not on the same page...

494
00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:08,409
DEEP VOICE: We're not.

495
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,415
Help the Sanchez-Bellos.

496
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:18,724
Kate.

497
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,334
Please, get back in the booth.

498
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:21,528
(DEEP VOICE) No, don't expect me

499
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,032
to be a part of this anymore.

500
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,444
At least take that off
if you're gonna yell.

501
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:27,036
Are you familiar
with the word "sabotage"?

502
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,257
This family lost people
that they cared about.

503
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,650
We're not exploiting that.

504
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,739
You of all people
should sympathize.

505
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,045
Look, you don't talk
about your parents,

506
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,830
and I can accept that.

507
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:40,397
But at least honor
their memory by...

508
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:43,357
Um, hello?

509
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,098
God, we're not shooting
right now!

510
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:48,449
But, listen,
this is my family now.

511
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,538
Javi, Lloyd, and you.

512
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:54,281
I'm just doing what I've got
to do to hold us together.

513
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,979
Well, you're squeezing
too tight.

514
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:04,639
That's pretty lame
for an FX badass.

515
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,120
That wasn't you giggling
earlier?

516
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:09,209
Bob's on my last nerve.

517
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,866
(GROANS)

518
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,259
Goddamn it! Enough!

519
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:20,699
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

520
00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,138
KATE: What is it?

521
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:19,148
So, Bob's really into kid stuff.

522
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,352
That's not disturbing at all.

523
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:28,984
Having thoroughly investigated
the mirror's surface,

524
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,725
I've come to the conclusion

525
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,642
that this totally
ticked someone off.

526
00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:37,427
Creepy.

527
00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:39,952
Really, really creepy.

528
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:40,996
(SCREAMS)

529
00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,741
(SCREAMS)

530
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,579
(SQUELCHING)

531
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,669
(SQUELCHING)

532
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,676
(SQUELCHING)

533
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,374
Badass!

534
00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:15,422
Whoa!

535
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,990
The walls have gone full
stigmata on us.

536
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,428
Something in this house is
definitely trying to make contact.

537
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,951
The guys have got to see this!

538
00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:23,996
(VOICES WHISPERING)

539
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:30,045
(VOICES WHISPERING)

540
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,011
Psst.

541
00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:40,926
Bob, sir?

542
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,231
That whispering's really cool,

543
00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,972
but can you turn it up a bit?

544
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:48,324
(VOICES WHISPERING)

545
00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:58,465
Using my recorder to try
and pick up an EVP...

546
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,859
Electronic voice phenomena.

547
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,513
Ghosts communicate on a higher
frequency than we can hear,

548
00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,951
but if spirits are sharing,
this'll get it.

549
00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:13,262
(WHIRRING)

550
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:18,398
VOICE: Fuera.

551
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:22,271
Fuera.

552
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:25,709
This is awesome!

553
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,276
We totally come in peace

554
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,323
and would really like
to hang out with you.

555
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,455
You think maybe you could
switch to English now?

556
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:36,633
(VOICES WHISPERING)

557
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,904
Todos van a morir.

558
00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:49,646
Van a morir.

559
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,692
Morir. Morir.

560
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:57,089
I know that one.
It's, um... death.

561
00:31:57,132 --> 00:32:00,135
Is someone gonna die?

562
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,922
Who's gonna die?

563
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:10,493
Hello?

564
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:19,502
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
- What the...

565
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,157
(STEADY BEEPING)

566
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,598
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)

567
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:36,171
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

568
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,132
Oh, sh...

569
00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:43,396
Oh, my...

570
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,096
Todos van a morir.

571
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:53,362
I mean... Todos van a morir.

572
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,064
(GASPS)

573
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,288
Empirical data's inconclusive.

574
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:09,248
But initial findings
reveal that...

575
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,424
this needs some ice cubes
and a shit ton of OJ.

576
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:13,992
Oh.

577
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,347
How much Mezcal did Tío Gonzalo
need to tap that?

578
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,436
(THUD)

579
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:35,665
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)

580
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:42,020
- (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
- (FLOOR CREAKING)

581
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,211
Soy la muerte.

582
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,169
(ROARS)

583
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:06,218
- LLOYD: Guys?
- Wow!

584
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:09,656
Where are you, guys?

585
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,267
I don't wanna be alone anymore.

586
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,401
Sam?

587
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:18,273
Javier?

588
00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:19,468
Bob has got the ghosts saying

589
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:21,276
really mean stuff in Spanish.

590
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,322
(GHOSTLY CHITTERING)

591
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,067
- (BEEPING)
- (VOICES WHISPERING)

592
00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:36,857
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

593
00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:40,904
Fuera!

594
00:34:42,297 --> 00:34:44,082
Guys! Help!

595
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,040
- What the hell happened to you?
- A ghost!

596
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,303
- On its period?
- Lloyd!

597
00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:50,088
- Oh, you, too?
- Ow!

598
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,307
- Nice one, Bob!
- It's my blood.

599
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,352
Have you been drinking?

600
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,744
Yes, since we left California.

601
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,572
Lloyd saw a ghost menstruate.

602
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:57,747
Over there!

603
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,717
Lloyd.

604
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,284
Grow up.

605
00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,590
Your toys don't work.

606
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,898
No, no, no, Sam.
She was... She was right here.

607
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:19,334
But... But, no, she was here.

608
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,119
- (SCREAMS)
- Jeez!

609
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,599
See! I saw what I saw!

610
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,035
Nicely done, Bob!

611
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,299
Just wait till
we're rolling next time.

612
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:30,084
Guys, we got to consider.
Lloyd saw a ghost.

613
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,781
- Thank you.
- Yeah, but he didn't,

614
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,411
'cause they don't exist,
and he's an idiot.

615
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,741
- Cute.
- Bob's probably just got

616
00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,917
one of those projection thingys.

617
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,921
'Cause upstairs, Bob projected
some weird shit in a mirror.

618
00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:44,054
This big huge bastard,
black hat,

619
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:45,969
looked straight at me and went,

620
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,798
(IMITATING VOICE) I am death.

621
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:49,973
Crazy impressive.

622
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,366
Wait, in a mirror?

623
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,238
Well, what's left of it.
It was beat to shit.

624
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,805
Something's going on here.
The mirrors, the unholy trinity.

625
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:59,157
The scamming of innocent people.

626
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,463
Guys! Cancellation?

627
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,378
Last chance?
Any of this ringing a bell?

628
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,946
- Sam...
- I'm not letting that happen. Okay? Right.

629
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,793
- Horace Reynolds...
- We are going to refocus,

630
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:11,778
fire Abril, and get back
to my script.

631
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:14,737
But first,
we got to wrangle Bob...

632
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,391
before he kills us.

633
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,177
Awesome! That was great!

634
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:21,831
Bob?

635
00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,622
- Is he...
- No, it's a trap.

636
00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,363
- He's a genius.
- Go check on him.

637
00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:33,843
No.

638
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:36,019
Bob? Just wanna synch up
some plays with you.

639
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,847
The script says nothing about...

640
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:47,901
Okay, he's dead.

641
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,381
Oh, my God!

642
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,644
No. It can't be.

643
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:58,128
Uh...

644
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,264
Don't look at any mirrors!

645
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:06,398
- Whoa!
- Jeez!

646
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,443
Lloyd, what the hell
are you doing?

647
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,444
All the other mirrors
in the house are smashed!

648
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:10,924
Don't you get it?

649
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,795
Horace Reynolds
wrote about this.

650
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,362
The mirrors are like portals,

651
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:17,060
gateways that lead to
and from the spirit world.

652
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,821
- If you see a ghost in one...
- Lloyd, please!

653
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,692
- Guys, a man is dead!
- It's like an invitation

654
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,849
- for it to cross over to our side...
- Oh, come on.

655
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,981
"Don't look at the face
of death."

656
00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:27,375
(SCOFFS) - That's what Mrs.
Sanchez-Whatever meant.

657
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,856
You saw it in the mirror.
You looked at its face!

658
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:30,920
Don't you know what that means?

659
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:33,425
Oh... no.

660
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:37,385
Am I gonna suffer a horribly
excruciating death

661
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,908
where I pull my own guts out

662
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:40,538
because I looked at myself
in the mirror?

663
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:41,868
- Exactly!
- (LAUGHS)

664
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,653
Okay. Abril, get down here now.

665
00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,481
I know you can hear me!

666
00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:47,700
It's probably got her, too.

667
00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,310
There's something in this house.

668
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,878
My EMF was buzzing
in the basement on its own!

669
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:54,272
Guys, we can't argue the facts.

670
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,621
The EMF was buzzing.

671
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:58,014
Something in the mirrors
killed Bob and...

672
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:01,714
- Aah!
- Lloyd, stop it!

673
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,150
Something's killed Bob,
all right.

674
00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:05,457
It's called smack,
crack, or a heart attack.

675
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,415
I'm even surprised this schizo
lasted this long.

676
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:09,809
- What are you doing?
- Calling the police. This is over.

677
00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:12,725
- WOMAN: Fuera!
- Oh, my God!

678
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,466
Mexican cell service
at its finest.

679
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:17,382
But who cares?
We finally got a dead body!

680
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:19,601
The ghosts strike first.

681
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:21,777
Now the question is, who's next?

682
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,431
It is official,
you're actually insane!

683
00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:26,826
I'm insane for ratings!
That's what we came here for!

684
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,020
Okay, no, we're gonna drive
to the nearest station.

685
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:29,219
No, wait. Wait, please.

686
00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:32,005
If we leave,
he died for nothing.

687
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,180
He did die for nothing!

688
00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,661
- (GROANS)
- Lloyd! Please.

689
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:38,272
What if we finish... for Bob?

690
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,666
- Exactly.
- It's what he would've wanted.

691
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,756
If we quit now, it's over, all right?
We are canceled.

692
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:45,105
What's it like in there, man?

693
00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:46,846
Bright lights? 40 virgins?

694
00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,998
- Hey, don't hold back.
- You're really siding with him?

695
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,459
We can still save
our family, Kate.

696
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:52,765
Lloyd!

697
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:54,680
- Please!
- You mean the show, right?

698
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,595
Do you hear yourself? Do you...

699
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,224
- Do you realize it's just a show?
- Don't walk out on me.

700
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,728
Come with me, okay?

701
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:03,166
Please, just for once,
make the right choice.

702
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:12,262
We're finishing this.

703
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:21,924
If you can't let go...
I have to.

704
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,363
Kate.

705
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:30,106
- (ECHOING GROWL)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

706
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,240
What was that?

707
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:35,808
Obviously, a Bob encore.

708
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:40,508
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)

709
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:48,255
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)

710
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,393
It's footsteps.

711
00:39:57,090 --> 00:40:00,615
Whatever you do,
don't follow them.

712
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:06,273
(FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE)

713
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,105
Why does no one
ever listen to me?

714
00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:16,370
(FOOTSTEPS STOP)

715
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,178
You see? It was just another
one of Bob's...

716
00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,596
- (BEEPING)
- Lloyd, will you pack it in?

717
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,036
I'm not doing anything.

718
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,734
It's working.
Like, for real working.

719
00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:34,649
- Bullshit.
- Bull-true.

720
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:37,260
- There's something up there!
- (BEEPING CONTINUES)

721
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,745
Will whatever murdered Bob
please do it again?

722
00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:46,182
- We demand proof!
- No, do not do it again!

723
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:49,621
My calculations
indicate a 172% chance

724
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,884
that Lloyd's completely
full of shit.

725
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,713
- Please, stop it!
- Now let's take a closer look at his ghost.

726
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:55,951
- Javi, get down here.
- Yeah, come on, that's enough, Javi.

727
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,412
You see, guys,
there is nothing...

728
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,675
(CHOKING)

729
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,854
(GROANS)

730
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:07,203
- Lloyd!
- Oh, my God.

731
00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:09,684
There is a ghost,

732
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:14,210
and it's possessing my ass!

733
00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:16,691
Yes! And it's huge!

734
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,086
Sam, there is
something up there.

735
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,827
You're disgusting!
Do you know that?

736
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,482
- You're disgusting!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

737
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:28,224
Now, Lloyd, say those
sweet words with me.

738
00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:31,924
There is no such thing as...

739
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,709
(SLICING, SQUELCHING)

740
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:51,160
Pinche... México.

741
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,790
Javi?

742
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,706
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)

743
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:19,798
(BEEPING)

744
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,234
(GROWLING)

745
00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,584
Run!

746
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,938
Oh, my God, Sam!
Look at his back!

747
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:31,418
- KATE: Oh, my God!
- What the hell?

748
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:34,464
- It's not possible!
- Shit!

749
00:42:34,508 --> 00:42:35,857
Guys! Guys!

750
00:42:39,992 --> 00:42:42,951
LLOYD: What?
Why are we still in the house?

751
00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:43,996
KATE: Oh, my God!

752
00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:48,783
(GRUNTING)

753
00:42:49,828 --> 00:42:51,786
All right, that is enough!

754
00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:53,962
LLOYD: What are you doing?

755
00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:55,790
None of this is real.

756
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,577
- KATE: No, Sam, don't!
- (SAM SCREAMS)

757
00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:04,886
Looked pretty real to me!

758
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:10,065
No. No, it can't be.

759
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,809
(SCREAMS)

760
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,772
It can't be. It's not possible.

761
00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:22,034
It's not...

762
00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:30,085
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

763
00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:36,265
- I think we're trapped!
- No shit!

764
00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:38,026
Whatever killed Javier
could be in this room.

765
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,008
Yeah, listen, I know.
But stay calm.

766
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,270
We're trained experts.

767
00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:43,272
We're the exact opposite
of experts!

768
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:46,058
None of us knows
anything about...

769
00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:48,210
- Tell us everything.
- Oh, now you wanna listen to me?

770
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:49,496
I tried to warn you,

771
00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:51,498
never mess with
the unholy trinity,

772
00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,500
- and now Javi's gone!
- Focus!

773
00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:55,981
About the mirrors! What else
did the Harvey-Henry guy say?

774
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,199
It's Horace!

775
00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,853
Ow!

776
00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:00,289
I told you!

777
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,291
They're gateways
to the ethereal plane

778
00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:04,250
- where ghosts manifest...
- English, please!

779
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,252
Reflections are bad.
So if we avoid them, what?

780
00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:08,602
It's only a theory.

781
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,301
- Curtains!
- (ALL SCREAM)

782
00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:24,270
Okay.
I think we're... (ALL SCREAMING)

783
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,892
(GASPS)

784
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:44,333
Guys?

785
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,648
Guys, where are you?

786
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:58,347
WOMAN'S VOICE: Javi.

787
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,359
WOMAN'S VOICE: Javi.

788
00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:22,502
Oh.

789
00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:26,158
WOMAN'S VOICE: Javi.

790
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:30,815
VOICES: Join us.

791
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:34,688
No! Do you hear me? Never!

792
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,211
Do you hear me? Never!

793
00:45:36,255 --> 00:45:38,736
Never!

794
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,785
BOB: Son of a bitch.

795
00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:02,324
Oh, shit.

796
00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:04,936
You're dead.

797
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:07,765
That was my best goddamn shirt.

798
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,767
Am I dead, too?

799
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:13,988
GIRL'S VOICE: Daddy?

800
00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:23,955
(GIRL GIGGLES)

801
00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:25,478
Hey, what's happening in there?

802
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:33,442
My daughter.

803
00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:37,925
GIRL'S VOICE: Come on, Dad.

804
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:40,667
(CRYING)

805
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:46,455
- Bob?
- Let's play, Daddy.

806
00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:48,849
Bob!

807
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,895
(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

808
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,206
Bob?

809
00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:12,960
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

810
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,964
- (LLOYD SCREAMS)
- (GLASS SHATTERS)

811
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:19,837
Told you jumping backwards
wouldn't work.

812
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,840
Guys! Freaking kids!

813
00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:24,189
- Behind me!
- (SCREAMS)

814
00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:25,668
- Something just touched me.
- What?

815
00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,279
Oh, God! His thingy's buzzing!

816
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,020
It's a prop.
It can't actually work.

817
00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:30,717
I made modifications!

818
00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,676
Oh, my God!

819
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,462
- Okay, back up!
- What do we do?

820
00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,290
There's a landline
in the control room.

821
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,373
- Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Okay, go!

822
00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,426
Guys!

823
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:47,212
I¡Puta madre!

824
00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:51,869
- Keep going, keep going!
- Abril!

825
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,087
Abril, please!

826
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:58,136
- Abril!
- Abril, we are going to die!

827
00:47:58,179 --> 00:48:00,312
- Abril!
- Oh, I'm going to...

828
00:48:00,355 --> 00:48:02,053
- Open it!
- Abril! Abril!

829
00:48:02,096 --> 00:48:04,490
- Win an Emmy.
- KATE: We can hear you!

830
00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:06,013
Keep going. You're doing great.

831
00:48:06,057 --> 00:48:07,667
Bob and Javier are dead!

832
00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:10,148
I know. Don't worry.
We got it all.

833
00:48:10,191 --> 00:48:14,152
There's a phone in there!
Call the police! Now!

834
00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:17,068
WOMAN: Fuera!

835
00:48:17,111 --> 00:48:19,809
- Phone's dead.
- LLOYD: Don't say that word!

836
00:48:19,853 --> 00:48:22,160
You little bitch,
open this door!

837
00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:24,162
I'll die before
I leave this room!

838
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,772
Abril!

839
00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:27,208
Sam, look!

840
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:34,128
- (ALL SCREAM)
- Look!

841
00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:37,001
- Oh, come on!
- Sam, this is going off the scale!

842
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:39,481
Lloyd, what are you doing?
Help us!

843
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:42,702
Lloyd, quick!

844
00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:44,356
Guys, look! It must be an attic!

845
00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:45,835
Are you mad? Never go in attics!

846
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:48,012
- Never, never, never!
- Well, fine. Stay here.

847
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,797
- KATE: Come on, let's go!
- (POUNDING ON DOOR)

848
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,146
Wait for me!

849
00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,366
This is total bollocks!

850
00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:56,498
Guys!

851
00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,457
Guys, come on!

852
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:00,938
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

853
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:15,387
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

854
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:31,229
Damn it!
I hate it when Lloyd's right!

855
00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:32,771
- Shh!
- Now he's never gonna shut up...

856
00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:33,840
Wait.

857
00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:45,025
- Shh!
- Perdón.

858
00:49:55,688 --> 00:49:58,473
- (SCREAMS)
- Shh!

859
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:17,362
BOY: No!

860
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:30,027
(VOICES WHISPERING)

861
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,992
If they can do it...

862
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:41,908
I¡Puta madre!

863
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,489
(GRUNTS)

864
00:50:57,532 --> 00:51:00,013
All right.

865
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,233
Think it'll hold it back?

866
00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:04,235
I don't know. You're the expert.

867
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,990
Mirror! Eyes closed!
Eyes closed!

868
00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,229
No, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

869
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:23,254
Are you mad?

870
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:29,303
Kate, look.

871
00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:32,480
Just like the key.

872
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:39,966
LLOYD: What are you doing?

873
00:51:40,009 --> 00:51:41,576
Nothing good
is gonna be in there!

874
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,163
Never go in attics,
always smash mirrors,

875
00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:46,320
definitely don't open creepy
little toy chests!

876
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,801
- We're doing everything backwards!
- Get it together.

877
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,387
All right, we're not
walking out the front door.

878
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:53,153
So we either figure out
what's going on or we die.

879
00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:55,982
Those are horrible options.

880
00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:02,031
Jeez.

881
00:52:03,468 --> 00:52:06,601
- Oh, my God!
- Told you not to open it.

882
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,561
What's this?

883
00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:14,914
Kate, don't open it.

884
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,227
What?

885
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:26,012
Oh, my God. That's us.

886
00:52:29,537 --> 00:52:30,537
It's this house.

887
00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:35,804
SAM: Oh, my God.

888
00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:38,720
What?

889
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:48,252
The rest have them, too.

890
00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,734
Look, we've seen enough.
Just close the book!

891
00:52:54,301 --> 00:52:58,175
These people, were they all...

892
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,746
Guys, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

893
00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:10,665
Just like Javier saw.

894
00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:16,410
Kate?

895
00:53:16,454 --> 00:53:22,286
- (EMF BEEPING)
- (GROWLING)

896
00:53:22,329 --> 00:53:26,638
Soy... la muerte.

897
00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:29,293
(SCREAMS) Go!

898
00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:31,773
His face! I looked at his face!

899
00:53:31,817 --> 00:53:33,819
Shut up and go!

900
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:37,039
- Don't turn around!
- Go! Go!

901
00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:43,481
(ALL SCREAM)

902
00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:46,571
- Oh, my God!
- It's zombie Javier!

903
00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:47,659
Enough!

904
00:53:50,444 --> 00:53:52,751
Hey! Not my face!

905
00:53:52,794 --> 00:53:54,622
- You're killing him!
- He's already dead!

906
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:57,103
- Is he?
- (GRUNTING)

907
00:53:57,146 --> 00:54:00,585
- Right! Sever its head!
- That's vampires!

908
00:54:00,628 --> 00:54:03,240
- Aah! It's moving again!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

909
00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:06,895
Oh, my God.

910
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:12,118
Oh, my God.

911
00:54:13,467 --> 00:54:14,947
What's he doing?

912
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:22,041
"It's... me..."

913
00:54:24,957 --> 00:54:26,393
"dicks."

914
00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:32,312
Who the hell's dicks?

915
00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:45,064
Something else
is moving the body.

916
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:47,893
- Lloyd, your ghost glasses.
- What the... you as well?

917
00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:50,175
His EMF thingy obviously works.
Maybe the glasses will, too.

918
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,940
They won't. I'm sure of it.

919
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:53,483
You've trained your whole life
for this moment.

920
00:54:53,507 --> 00:54:54,987
You can be brave.

921
00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:57,032
I can't!
It's been proven many times.

922
00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:59,644
Put the goddamn glasses on!

923
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,515
Okay.

924
00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:09,306
God, God, God.

925
00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:16,182
(GASPS)

926
00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:18,750
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

927
00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:22,275
Holy badass!

928
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,322
It's Javi! Two of him!

929
00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,714
Look.

930
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:30,805
Oh, my God! He's really there!

931
00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:32,764
Javier, buddy!

932
00:55:32,807 --> 00:55:34,940
- I think he's mute.
- No, wait.

933
00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,420
I should be able to hear him

934
00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:39,379
if I press play and record
at the same time.

935
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:44,384
- It can't be that simple!
- I've made modifications!

936
00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,517
[JAVIER (DISTORTED]:
Freaking dead kids!

937
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,127
You broke my jaw, you asshole!

938
00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,650
Bob got swallowed by light!

939
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:52,000
You assholes didn't
even check my pulse!

940
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:54,196
- Why does he sound like that?
- I told you, don't go to Mexico!

941
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:56,265
- Turn the creepy setting off.
- Oh.

942
00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:59,530
(DISTORTION INCREASES)
the murder.

943
00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:01,096
(NORMAL VOICE)
And what do you guys do?

944
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,620
Run off like little bitches!

945
00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:04,970
- (MIMICS SCREAMING)
- Javi, buddy. It's Sam.

946
00:56:05,013 --> 00:56:06,711
You're gonna have to
slow down, okay?

947
00:56:06,754 --> 00:56:10,149
- We're dealing with a lot.
- Oh! You got issues?

948
00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:11,629
I'm dead!

949
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:13,587
Whoa.

950
00:56:16,155 --> 00:56:18,592
You're really a ghost.

951
00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:20,377
You know what this means?

952
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:23,075
- Don't you dare...
- Somebody was right!

953
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:25,077
Seriously? Just murdered!

954
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,818
And now a ghost! Boo-yah!

955
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,385
Wait, wait, wait.
So, Bob, is he...

956
00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:30,299
I told you,
he got swallowed by a light!

957
00:56:30,343 --> 00:56:32,911
Wait, you... You didn't go
into your light.

958
00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:34,367
Of course I didn't go
into the light.

959
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:38,569
Wait. What...
What happens in the light?

960
00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,919
Bro, you really should've
gone into your light.

961
00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:43,530
- Horace says spirits...
- Right, enough with Horace.

962
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:47,621
Javi, tell us you
got a way out of here.

963
00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:50,407
Maybe.

964
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,191
But it's creepy.

965
00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:53,410
Big time.

966
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:56,935
- Overheated.
- Great.

967
00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:00,068
Don't worry, I've got another pair...
in the van.

968
00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:02,549
Well, then how do
we keep track of Javi?

969
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:04,899
(GASPS)

970
00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,335
(SCOFFS)

971
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:07,772
Any other ideas?

972
00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:20,306
Shit!

973
00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,313
JAVI (DISTORTED):
This is bullshit!

974
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:33,711
Hello?

975
00:57:34,886 --> 00:57:36,453
Guys, this is pointless.

976
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:39,368
JAVIER [SINGSONGY]:
Freaky little weirdoes?

977
00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,459
Where are you?

978
00:57:43,851 --> 00:57:45,897
- (GASPS)
- Oh.

979
00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:52,469
Oh, shit.

980
00:57:52,512 --> 00:57:54,862
- What are we looking at?
- Two dead kids

981
00:57:54,906 --> 00:57:57,212
with slit throats.

982
00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:59,388
- Javi.
- Yeah?

983
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:01,303
Are they cool?

984
00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:02,740
What, you wanna sell them drugs?

985
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:04,219
They're creepy-looking
dead kids!

986
00:58:04,263 --> 00:58:05,394
How the hell should I know?

987
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:07,919
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

988
00:58:07,962 --> 00:58:08,963
Whoa.

989
00:58:13,228 --> 00:58:15,230
- What?
- Translator of the dead?

990
00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:18,930
- No way!
- Javi, please!

991
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:34,772
No, these freaks aren't talking.

992
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:37,122
Right, enough messing around.

993
00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:39,254
Ask them to get us out
of this house.

994
00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:41,102
You wanna translate for the dead
Spanish-speaking kids?

995
00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:43,060
- Be my guest!
- You're the one who speaks Spanish!

996
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,695
Come on.

997
00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:48,873
Great.
Now we're creeping them out.

998
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,918
Okay, guys, please.

999
00:58:50,962 --> 00:58:52,920
It's okay. Don't be afraid.

1000
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:54,835
We're not here to hurt you.

1001
00:58:54,879 --> 00:58:57,969
We just, um...
We just need your help.

1002
00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,972
You do want to help us,
don't you?

1003
00:59:03,017 --> 00:59:05,019
(SIGHS)

1004
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,644
What if we played a game?

1005
00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:30,915
Now these freaks are
creeping me out.

1006
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,786
Uh, I think they don't want
to get in trouble.

1007
00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:34,179
No, they're not playing. No.

1008
00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:35,963
But this is a very,
very special game

1009
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:38,400
where you don't have
to say a single word

1010
00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:40,838
and nobody ever gets in trouble.

1011
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:43,797
You do wanna play that,
don't you?

1012
00:59:57,550 --> 00:59:59,030
Oh, yeah,
they're totally nodding.

1013
00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:00,790
Yeah, they're playing.
Yeah, they're in, yeah.

1014
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,424
Okay, I'm gonna ask a question,

1015
01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:05,210
and if the answer's yes,
just throw the ball back.

1016
01:00:05,253 --> 01:00:06,777
And if it's no, just...

1017
01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:08,387
You have to be extra,
extra quiet.

1018
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:09,562
Sound good?

1019
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:29,277
Yeah, they're rolling it now.
Yeah.

1020
01:00:29,321 --> 01:00:33,325
Okay. The drawings,
the ones in the chest.

1021
01:00:39,113 --> 01:00:40,549
Yeah, they got excited
about that.

1022
01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:43,291
You wanted us to find them

1023
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:44,945
because of the man
in the mirrors, right?

1024
01:00:44,989 --> 01:00:46,643
To warn us about him.

1025
01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:57,479
- Yes.
- Wow!

1026
01:00:57,523 --> 01:01:01,614
Because he killed
all those people,

1027
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,224
like he killed our friend.

1028
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:21,852
Will he ever let us
leave this house?

1029
01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,301
Roll the ball.

1030
01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:38,477
Why aren't they rolling
the ball?

1031
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,741
Ask them if there's a way
to stop him.

1032
01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:51,795
Come on.

1033
01:01:54,623 --> 01:01:56,495
Right. How? Tell us.

1034
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:58,715
(GROWLING)

1035
01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,899
No, no, not this way!

1036
01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,683
Not this way! Not this way!

1037
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,163
KATE:
What the hell is happening?

1038
01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:15,732
What are we running from?

1039
01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:18,473
A really scary lady!

1040
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,649
- (HIGH-PITCHED MOANING)
- Why is she whooing?

1041
01:02:20,693 --> 01:02:22,913
It's not her. Javier is whooing.

1042
01:02:22,956 --> 01:02:25,785
- Why are you whooing?
- I'm whooing so she knows I'm one of them!

1043
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:28,701
- Whoo!
- (GROWLS)

1044
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,964
But she's not whooing!

1045
01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:34,011
This shit doesn't come
with a handbook, all right?

1046
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,234
I¡Mamá!

1047
01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:51,942
The kids are totally trying
to save our asses,

1048
01:02:51,985 --> 01:02:54,161
but she ain't biting.

1049
01:02:54,205 --> 01:02:55,510
Give me those glasses.

1050
01:02:55,554 --> 01:02:57,512
Careful, they're fading fast.

1051
01:03:00,037 --> 01:03:01,038
(GROWLS)

1052
01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:07,914
All we want is to leave.

1053
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,196
Just to walk out
that front door...

1054
01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,004
I¡Los intrusos andan morir!

1055
01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:14,181
Dude, she says that all
intruders must die.

1056
01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:16,618
Why? What have we done?

1057
01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:19,186
I¡Vinieron a sacarnos
de nuestra casa!

1058
01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:22,581
I¡Dijeron que solo la muerte
los detendría!

1059
01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:25,714
She says you threatened to
kick them out of their home,

1060
01:03:25,758 --> 01:03:27,431
and that the only way
to stop us was to kill us?

1061
01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:28,781
- You got the wrong people!
- Why is she saying that?

1062
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,807
I never...

1063
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:32,721
Ah, shit, yeah,
I totally said that.

1064
01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:34,636
- What?
- (GROWLING)

1065
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,988
We don't wanna hurt you
or make you leave, okay?

1066
01:03:38,031 --> 01:03:42,470
We are a family just like yours.

1067
01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:43,994
You can help us.

1068
01:03:44,037 --> 01:03:45,822
You can save us!

1069
01:03:57,442 --> 01:03:58,835
Well, not exactly.

1070
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,404
No puedo.

1071
01:04:03,448 --> 01:04:06,451
Me los va a desaparecer.

1072
01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:13,023
Dude, she says she can't
or that they'll disappear?

1073
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,459
SAM: Lloyd!

1074
01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:16,069
- LLOYD: I haven't moved!
- (BEEPING)

1075
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:27,298
Oh, you don't want
to know that one.

1076
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:39,310
(EMF BEEPING RAPIDLY)

1077
01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,704
- What is it?
- It's him.

1078
01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:44,489
- Go! Just run!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

1079
01:04:44,532 --> 01:04:46,273
Shit, the goggles!
We're flying blind!

1080
01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,492
Javier, can you see him?

1081
01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:48,710
JAVIER: The bastard vanished!

1082
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:51,017
- Barricade the door!
- Got it.

1083
01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,889
I'll get the specs
working again.

1084
01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:54,847
Javier, can be
our other set of eyes.

1085
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,632
No, not now, Lloyd!
Javi, where is he?

1086
01:04:57,676 --> 01:04:59,852
We find the mom and kids,
convince them to help us.

1087
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,072
- Trust me, bro.
- Right, enough!

1088
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:04,465
Unbarricade the door!

1089
01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:06,598
- (SCREAMS)
- Go, go, go!

1090
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:07,904
Go, go!

1091
01:05:13,561 --> 01:05:15,302
Lloyd, no!

1092
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:18,610
Sorry.

1093
01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:23,571
Go, go, go!

1094
01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,444
Go! Go!

1095
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:30,230
- Sam, help me! Sam!
- No!

1096
01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:32,058
- No!
- He's got me!

1097
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:34,060
Javier, what's happening?

1098
01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,932
The recorder's with Lloyd!
We can't...

1099
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,282
- (CLATTERING)
- (LLOYD SCREAMS)

1100
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:40,327
- Lloyd, talk to me.
- (EMF BEEPING RAPIDLY)

1101
01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:42,764
- Oh, God, is he...
- (BEEPING CONTINUES)

1102
01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:46,246
- (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
- (GROWLING)

1103
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:47,813
(SCREAMS)

1104
01:05:47,856 --> 01:05:48,988
No! No!

1105
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,298
Run! Run!

1106
01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:55,952
Abril!

1107
01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:03,350
(METAL CLANGING)

1108
01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:09,313
It's Javier. It's got to be.

1109
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:12,403
- Murder him back, Javier!
- Yeah!

1110
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,629
(GROWLS)

1111
01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:30,160
(GRUNTS)

1112
01:06:39,169 --> 01:06:40,169
Abril!

1113
01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:42,911
Abril!

1114
01:06:45,436 --> 01:06:49,440
(GHOSTLY HUMMING)

1115
01:06:52,312 --> 01:06:56,447
(HUMMING LULLABY)

1116
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,677
I'd like to thank the Academy,

1117
01:07:09,721 --> 01:07:11,549
and all the little people...

1118
01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:20,645
(GROWLING)

1119
01:07:20,688 --> 01:07:22,995
Shit.

1120
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,389
- (ABRIL SCREAMS)
- (SQUELCHING)

1121
01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:27,043
(THUD)

1122
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,050
Abril?

1123
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:41,013
No! No, no! Go!

1124
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,928
Come on, come on! Go, go!

1125
01:07:42,971 --> 01:07:45,017
- KATE: Go!
- SAM: Go! Go!

1126
01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:56,681
It's okay.
He can't hurt you anymore.

1127
01:07:56,724 --> 01:07:59,640
Um... Am... Am I?

1128
01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:02,513
Yep. Sorry.

1129
01:08:05,864 --> 01:08:09,476
WOMAN'S VOICE: Join us.

1130
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,567
But I never got...
my producing credit.

1131
01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:16,309
Or had sex with me.
Yes, death's a bitch.

1132
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:19,443
But right now, we got to
take care of this asshole.

1133
01:08:19,486 --> 01:08:21,662
- That asshole has an axe.
- It's a sickle, actually,

1134
01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:24,622
but the thing is,
it's useless against us now.

1135
01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:26,058
And we outnumber him.

1136
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,104
Huh.

1137
01:08:28,147 --> 01:08:29,975
So he's the reason
why I'll never get an Emmy.

1138
01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:32,020
Um, one of many.

1139
01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:34,110
All right, let's do it.

1140
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:36,068
(GROWLS)

1141
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,896
Wait, wait.
But if he can't hurt us,

1142
01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:39,593
then how do we hurt...

1143
01:08:44,511 --> 01:08:46,600
It hurts.

1144
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:52,824
Shit.

1145
01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,137
Oh, shit.

1146
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,023
We are gonna die, aren't we?

1147
01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:21,829
I should've told you
about "Whale Wars" first.

1148
01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:23,463
- Shh.
- That was wrong of me.

1149
01:09:23,507 --> 01:09:24,856
You don't have to do this, okay?

1150
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:29,339
In case we, you know,
worst case...

1151
01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:31,819
I don't want anything
between us.

1152
01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:41,133
My parents never died.

1153
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,439
They abandoned me and Lloyd

1154
01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:44,789
at a shelter
and never came back.

1155
01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:48,575
I was young and ashamed,
so I lied, even to Lloyd.

1156
01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:51,187
I told him they were mauled
by a bear.

1157
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,145
The show, it's the only family
I've ever had,

1158
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,016
so if we ever got canceled,

1159
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,757
then I feared
I'd lose you guys, too,

1160
01:09:56,801 --> 01:10:00,152
and that is why I've been
so clingy about it.

1161
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,588
You're telling me this now!

1162
01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,373
I thought we were sharing.

1163
01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:04,915
- Yours is so way worse than mine.
- Shh!

1164
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,551
(THUD)

1165
01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:09,422
What was that?

1166
01:10:11,468 --> 01:10:14,035
It's okay.

1167
01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:16,037
(BOTH SCREAM)

1168
01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,604
- Run!
- Go!

1169
01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:20,172
- No! Sam! Sam!
- Kate!

1170
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,087
- No! No!
- (SAM SCREAMS)

1171
01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:28,746
- (SCREAMS)
- Kate! It's me.

1172
01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:30,313
Lloyd! Thank God, you're alive!

1173
01:10:30,356 --> 01:10:31,768
Barely! I had to climb
the inside the...

1174
01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:33,751
Not now! It's got Sam. Come on.

1175
01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:34,839
Right.

1176
01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:39,060
What are you doing?

1177
01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,845
I've stared death
in the face, Kate.

1178
01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:42,455
I've figured a few things out.

1179
01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:46,372
- (BEEPING)
- (GASPS)

1180
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,244
Lloyd! You're alive!

1181
01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:49,897
Barely.

1182
01:10:49,941 --> 01:10:50,898
- I had to hide in the cupboard...
- Later!

1183
01:10:50,942 --> 01:10:53,205
Help me!

1184
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,121
- (SCREAMS)
- Oh, sugar.

1185
01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:58,515
I can't hold him back.

1186
01:11:01,779 --> 01:11:03,737
(SCREAMS)

1187
01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:06,610
- Kate!
- What do I do?

1188
01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:08,133
The EMF! In the kitchen,

1189
01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:09,787
I counteracted
its spectral flow...

1190
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:11,963
- Lloyd!
- Just friggin' do something!

1191
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,704
(EMF BEEPING RAPIDLY)

1192
01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:15,183
Do it!

1193
01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:18,491
(GRUNTING)

1194
01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:19,536
Just do it!

1195
01:11:20,711 --> 01:11:22,626
I'm a badass.

1196
01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,628
(SCREAMING)

1197
01:11:33,158 --> 01:11:35,073
(ALL SHOUTING)

1198
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,770
- Oh, shit!
- Let's go!

1199
01:11:37,728 --> 01:11:38,772
Aah!

1200
01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:45,039
You ain't leaving without me,
bitches!

1201
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,911
- Come on!
- Go! Go! Go!

1202
01:11:46,954 --> 01:11:48,739
Aah! Sam!

1203
01:11:50,915 --> 01:11:52,656
Sam.

1204
01:12:00,794 --> 01:12:03,319
- (GASPS)
- Sam. Sam.

1205
01:12:10,935 --> 01:12:13,285
- KATE: Sam!
- No! No!

1206
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,983
- (SCREAMS)
- It's what he wants!

1207
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:17,681
You're dead if you go
back in there, Sam!

1208
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,509
What are you doing?

1209
01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:21,598
You're not going back
in there alone!

1210
01:12:21,641 --> 01:12:22,903
I'm not leaving her!

1211
01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:24,209
'Cause I'm coming with you.

1212
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:27,168
But we do it the right way.
My way!

1213
01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:30,389
For once in your life, Sam,
listen to me!

1214
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,050
Okay. Okay.

1215
01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:42,967
Oh, bullshit!
I ain't going back in there!

1216
01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:44,510
You saw what that bastard
did to Abril!

1217
01:12:44,534 --> 01:12:46,797
- Abril's dead?
- Yeah, she was a ghost

1218
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,321
and then she just...
disappeared!

1219
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,931
- She's dead dead?
- Yeah.

1220
01:12:50,975 --> 01:12:54,195
Are you saying ghosts
can kill other ghosts?

1221
01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:57,024
Wha...

1222
01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:05,337
Shit.

1223
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,259
Kate?

1224
01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:17,262
Kate?

1225
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:22,833
Kate?

1226
01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:25,618
Kate?

1227
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:29,056
- Taking new ideas yet?
- Nope.

1228
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:31,015
We're really rolling
with Lloyd's jab it

1229
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,973
- and stab it suicide plan?
- Mm-hmm.

1230
01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,410
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

1231
01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,686
Ask them if she's alive.

1232
01:13:51,296 --> 01:13:53,341
They're not talking.

1233
01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:12,491
Basement. Of course she is.

1234
01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:22,893
Kate?

1235
01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:30,117
Huh.

1236
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,121
Kate?

1237
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:51,661
(GROWLING)

1238
01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:53,837
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1239
01:14:55,403 --> 01:14:56,535
What is wrong with her?

1240
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,494
Look at what she's holding.

1241
01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:00,757
- How does she have that?
- Why does she have that?

1242
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,628
- (SNARLS)
- The bitch is possessed!

1243
01:15:02,672 --> 01:15:03,736
No, don't say that! She's fine!

1244
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,065
Horace debunked that crap.

1245
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:06,458
Kate, tell them you're fine.

1246
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:09,679
- (ROARS)
- What now, geniuses?

1247
01:15:09,722 --> 01:15:13,465
- (KATE SNARLS)
- We stick to the plan.

1248
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,988
We zap it out of her.

1249
01:15:15,032 --> 01:15:16,424
(SCREAMS)

1250
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:20,994
- Screw you, Horace!
- Sweetie!

1251
01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:22,779
Put the murder weapon down.

1252
01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:24,955
- (ROARS)
- Shit, what do we do?

1253
01:15:24,998 --> 01:15:26,609
We have to...
No. Shit, forget it.

1254
01:15:26,652 --> 01:15:28,654
- Lloyd!
- Kill the host, kill the ghost!

1255
01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:31,091
- English!
- We kill it by killing Kate.

1256
01:15:31,135 --> 01:15:33,790
- Are you crazy?
- I'm in.

1257
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:34,921
(ALL GASP)

1258
01:15:38,969 --> 01:15:41,145
- (GRUNTING)
- Sam!

1259
01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:45,279
I'm gonna pull your insides out.

1260
01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:48,718
Javi, push him out!
Get in there!

1261
01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:50,154
Get in where?

1262
01:15:50,197 --> 01:15:52,852
In Kate! You have to
possess her, too!

1263
01:15:57,727 --> 01:15:59,816
Force yourself
inside her body, Javi!

1264
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:02,862
Okay!

1265
01:16:02,906 --> 01:16:05,169
(GRUNTING)

1266
01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:07,693
Good God, what are you doing?

1267
01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:09,434
Where is Javi? What's he doing?

1268
01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:14,308
- He's...
- He's humping Kate. What?

1269
01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:16,963
Push harder. Get inside her!

1270
01:16:17,007 --> 01:16:18,835
I'm trying!

1271
01:16:22,316 --> 01:16:23,361
Whoa!

1272
01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:27,191
Get a grip, lady!

1273
01:16:43,033 --> 01:16:44,077
(SAM GROANS)

1274
01:16:48,516 --> 01:16:51,041
- I love watching you bleed!
- Sam!

1275
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,657
She's gone, bro.
Not her anymore.

1276
01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,093
(GRUNTING)

1277
01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:03,575
Sam! Sam!

1278
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:08,885
Just kill her!
It's her or us, man!

1279
01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:11,322
Too late. You've got no choice.

1280
01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:13,411
(GRUNTING)

1281
01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:17,763
Yes, I have.

1282
01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:21,332
You listen to me, Kate!

1283
01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:22,855
I love you.

1284
01:17:22,899 --> 01:17:28,426
Whales, seaman,
whatever... I choose you!

1285
01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:34,040
You can beat this asshole, Kate.

1286
01:17:34,084 --> 01:17:35,801
You've been dealing
with my dumb ass for years.

1287
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,175
But not anymore, okay?
I promise.

1288
01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:39,785
I am with you.

1289
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:43,615
I just need you
to believe in us again.

1290
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,009
Tell me you still do.

1291
01:17:46,052 --> 01:17:47,967
Just tell me.

1292
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:50,753
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh... kay!

1293
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:56,236
- (GAGS)
- Oh, my...

1294
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:08,858
(GROANS)

1295
01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:12,339
You want real?

1296
01:18:12,383 --> 01:18:14,646
This is as real
as it gets, baby.

1297
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:24,047
(GRUNTING)

1298
01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,660
Make it stop!

1299
01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:36,146
(KATE MOANS)

1300
01:18:37,147 --> 01:18:38,931
(SAM MOANS)

1301
01:18:44,545 --> 01:18:46,069
Sam.

1302
01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:47,200
I do.

1303
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,378
(SCREAMS)

1304
01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:55,252
He's pulling out!

1305
01:18:55,295 --> 01:18:57,733
- He's what?
- He's pulling out!

1306
01:18:57,776 --> 01:18:58,777
(SCREAMS)

1307
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:02,912
(GROWLING)

1308
01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:25,282
(WHIMPERING)

1309
01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:29,721
No, no.

1310
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:32,593
(GASPING)

1311
01:19:32,637 --> 01:19:36,293
Javi, for once in your life,
mate, believe!

1312
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,645
Be a god, Javi.

1313
01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,133
LLOYD: Yes!

1314
01:19:50,176 --> 01:19:52,570
Hey, pendejo!

1315
01:19:54,180 --> 01:19:56,139
LLOYD: No!

1316
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:03,102
But I... I believed.

1317
01:20:07,454 --> 01:20:09,195
(GROWLING)

1318
01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:14,722
(MOANING)

1319
01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,051
Thanks.

1320
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:55,285
Your ring.

1321
01:20:56,329 --> 01:20:57,417
Your ring.

1322
01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:03,510
The kiss... it killed him.

1323
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:09,299
Um, actually,
I think... Give him this one.

1324
01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,529
(SIGHS)

1325
01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:32,757
Hey.

1326
01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:40,808
You are a goddamn great
ghost hunter, bro.

1327
01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:43,942
Don't let anyone
ever tell you otherwise.

1328
01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:47,554
Okay? Especially me.

1329
01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:52,995
JAVIER: Adios, bitches!

1330
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,474
Oh, my God! I can see him!

1331
01:21:54,518 --> 01:21:57,738
- I can see Javi!
- Whoa, whoa! Javi, wait!

1332
01:21:57,782 --> 01:21:59,697
You can't just leave.

1333
01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:03,701
Don't cry for me, boys.

1334
01:22:03,744 --> 01:22:05,790
See you on the other side.

1335
01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:10,926
- (GROANS)
- Ooh.

1336
01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:12,797
BOY: Mira, Mamá.

1337
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,307
Thank you.

1338
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,616
Just glad we could... help.

1339
01:23:08,722 --> 01:23:10,594
Told you, bro.

1340
01:23:10,637 --> 01:23:12,422
You really should've
taken your light.

1341
01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:15,207
Wow.

1342
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:16,643
We actually solved one.

1343
01:23:16,687 --> 01:23:20,038
I guess "Whale Wars"
is yours now.

1344
01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:21,822
(CHUCKLES)

1345
01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:23,868
Yeah, I guess so.

1346
01:23:32,616 --> 01:23:35,619
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1347
01:23:38,274 --> 01:23:41,451
LLOYD: Last year,
tragedy struck hard

1348
01:23:41,494 --> 01:23:44,410
when three of our team members
were brutally slain in Mexico

1349
01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:46,499
on our season finale.

1350
01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:49,328
This season we're back
with a vengeance to...

1351
01:23:49,372 --> 01:23:51,591
Take the ghost world down!

1352
01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:54,333
On tonight's season premiere
of "DeadTectives,"

1353
01:23:54,377 --> 01:23:56,205
we aim to de-ghost
the most haunted,

1354
01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:59,251
high-end sushi restaurant
in Kyoto, Japan.

1355
01:24:37,550 --> 01:24:39,726
Flank left. I'll cover the rest.

1356
01:24:40,727 --> 01:24:41,859
You lead the way, bro.

1357
01:24:42,947 --> 01:24:44,383
We are in position.

1358
01:24:49,736 --> 01:24:51,651
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

1359
01:24:58,354 --> 01:24:59,529
Any update from our scout?

1360
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:03,359
(SCREAMING)

1361
01:25:03,402 --> 01:25:06,144
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1362
01:25:06,188 --> 01:25:07,276
What do we got?

1363
01:25:07,319 --> 01:25:08,973
I don't wanna be scout anymore.

1364
01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:11,715
(EXHALING)

1365
01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:37,349
I should warn you, bro.

1366
01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:39,351
Made a few modifications.

1367
01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:42,920
It's gonna be a fun night.

1368
01:25:42,963 --> 01:25:46,097
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

1369
01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:55,367
(MUSIC PLAYING)