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- >died in the real world, got Isekai'ed into this goofy place
- >went to a lake
- >got a sword from this chick in the lake, pretty sweet
- >cursed Sword, now I'm married, great
- >Now I got this sword that's after my dick, and some loser who follows me around, clapping coconuts together
- >no idea where the loser came from, can't get him to leave me alone
- >come to this town
- >some kind of witchhunt or something
- >witch is like two feet tall and wearing this goofy hat
- >keeps talking about summoning the knights who say nii
- >I'm mostly uninterested but the trial is amusing
- >some jackass pipes up
- >"I heard she turned Astolfo into an alp!"
- >guy in the back sucking dicks takes the dick out of his mouth
- >"I got better"
- >Witch starts saying some weird shit, starts drawing in the air in a circle
- >aww fuk
- >"-nii"
- >shit
- >"Ooooniiiii"
- >sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt
- >"Onii-chan!"
- >Out of the circle all these goat looking girls come running out, tackling people
- >One comes running after me, tackles me, says I'm her big brother or some shit
- >now I've got two waifus
- >go to this cave
- >some dork that started following me said there's some crazy ass rabbit down there
- >bullshit asshole, I'm not afraid of some fucking bunny shit
- >Go to the cave
- >some green haired, bunny eared girl is down next to some skulls, looks calm as fuck
- >I look back at the rest of the group, gotta be kidding me
- >while my back is turned, RKO out of nowhere
- >literally went from full armor to having my knickers off
- >she's going rabbit wild on my knob
- >after she's had her fun, continue on my quest
- >three waifus now, jesus christ make it stop
- >come to this castle, ask if they can feed and shelter us for the evening
- >french cuck starts screaming insults, says he has some kind of Sacred Chalice
- >suddenly I remember that I needed some kind of Sacred Chalice for some condition of being reborn in this world
- >Tell french cuck that I'm coming in to investigate the Sanctified Cup
- >hear catapult sling something into the air
- >whatever it is is fucking big, furry, and vaguely spiderlooking
- >lands on coconut clopping doof
- >Ushi-Oni then proceeds to strip and rape the clop hopper
- >Ok, now it's on
- >Begin the charge
- >shitload of cars show up
- >FBI written on side
- >Put cuffs on me, point to the little goat girl
- >sheeeeeeeeit
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