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  3. What if we stayed in bed all day?
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  7. That sounds like the best day ever.
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  11. We should stay here all week.
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  15. What if we got bored?
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  19. Us, bored? When have
  20. we ever been bored?
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  24. What if we got hungry?
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  28. What would we do for food?
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  32. Well, we could order takeout
  33. and have it delivered right here.
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  37. But then what if we lost
  38. our jobs and apartment
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  42. and we had no place to live?
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  46. Stop. Stop worrying.
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  50. Full disclosure:
  51.  
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  54. I didn't have to worry about any of that,
  55.  
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  58. because this is where my story ends.
  59.  
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  62. So does yours, by the way.
  63.  
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  66. So does everyone's.
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  70. It's okay. Really.
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  74. Calm. Peaceful.
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  78. One with nature.
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  82. Most of it I don't miss at all.
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  86. Really.
  87.  
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  89. 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,752
  90. But then, there's Sam.
  91.  
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  94. - Hi, Sam.
  95. - Hi, Abbie.
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  99. Sam was... is the love of my life.
  100.  
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  103. But let's start at the beginning.
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  107. And here we come to our coral
  108. reef, home to many species,
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  112. including over 50 types of fish,
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  116. the green moray eel, the cownose ray...
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  120. Oh, those guys are mating.
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  124. Okay. Uh, look over there!
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  128. Why are, like, six of them
  129. mating together?
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  133. Which one is the mommy?
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  137. See, here's the thing, kids,
  138. fish are not like people.
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  142. They're not monogamous.
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  146. Not that many people are
  147. either, but that's another...
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  151. What's "monogamous"?
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  155. Well, uh,
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  159. okay, monogamy means
  160. if you love someone,
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  164. you stick with them for the long haul.
  165.  
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  168. My dad screwed my Aunt Rosa.
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  172. My mommy and daddy are separated.
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  176. My mom ran away with my dentist.
  177.  
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  180. My dad said she was getting
  181. her cavity filled in.
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  185. Yep. It's not easy.
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  189. Lots of things can separate us:
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  193. Aunt Rosa, the dentist,
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  197. Lauren Mulgrew in World of Amphibians.
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  201. However,
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  205. there actually is one monogamous fish.
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  209. The deep-sea anglerfish.
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  213. The male anglerfish hunts for the female,
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  217. following her through the most
  218. dangerous parts of the deep.
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  222. Then, when he finds her,
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  226. he bites into her flesh
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  230. and never, ever lets go.
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  234. The two fish fuse into one.
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  238. And we're walkin'.
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  242. And we have our listening ears on.
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  246. And that was it. True love.
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  250. Well, true love plus an
  251. emergency room visit for Sam,
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  255. and a lot of therapy for me.
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  259. ♪ Girl, don't wanna say ♪
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  263. ♪ I wanna stay apart ♪
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  267. ♪ Girl, you try to change ♪
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  271. ♪ I just might break in two ♪
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  275. ♪ Hey, don't wanna say ♪
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  279. ♪ I'll never stay up till ♪
  280.  
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  283. Sam's telling the story
  284. of the bite, again,
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  288. which was a romantic gesture!
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  292. Really it was a behavioral problem.
  293. She bit like six kids that year.
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  297. You're the only one that
  298. meant anything to me.
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  302. Well, I had to go to the hospital.
  303.  
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  306. - Six stitches.
  307. - Three stitches.
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  311. I almost got kicked out of school.
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  315. You should have been kicked out of school.
  316. You were rabid.
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  320. For years, I've tried to have
  321. her de-fanged and de-clawed.
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  325. - Nice, Mom. Really nice.
  326. - Hey! Oh! Guys, guys, guys!
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  330. Everybody, everybody, come...
  331. come this way, please.
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  335. - I would like to make a toast.
  336. - Oh, Benji...
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  340. - Oh, yeah.
  341. - That's a really bad idea.
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  345. - Not a toast.
  346. - Sam, Sam, it's already started.
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  350. Uh, happy engagement, you guys. Yeah?
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  354. - Happy engagement.
  355. - Cheers!
  356.  
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  359. Yeah! To the bride and groom! Huh?
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  363. I mean, they don't make any
  364. sense on paper, right?
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  368. I mean, Abbie is type
  369. A and Sam is type Z.
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  373. - Come on, I'm not type A.
  374. - Uh...
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  378. What is a Z?
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  382. I mean, how did an
  383. amazing woman like you
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  387. end up with the most clueless white
  388. dude in the city? I mean, like...
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  392. - Like, you know, I mean, you...
  393. - Benji!
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  397. - I'm not...
  398. - Really. Dude.
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  402. - This could be your best toast ever.
  403. - Look, honestly,
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  407. I generally disapprove
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  411. of people who are as disgustingly
  412. happy as you guys are,
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  416. but, um, I'm really glad that
  417. you proposed to this guy.
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  421. Oh! You proposed.
  422.  
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  425. - You know, she just beat me to it.
  426. - That's great.
  427.  
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  430. I was trying to figure out
  431. the best moment and...
  432.  
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  435. You were taking too long!
  436.  
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  439. So, I stuck a rubber band on my finger
  440.  
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  443. - and that was it.
  444. - That's cute.
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  448. The truth is, there may be a little
  449. incentive to make it all official.
  450.  
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  453. We're not telling people yet.
  454.  
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  457. But I guess everybody knows now, so...
  458.  
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  461. - Wow.
  462. - Yay!
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  466. - Yay!
  467. - Yay!
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  471. - Congratulations!
  472. - That's great.
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  476. There's gonna be... three.
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  480. ♪ Every time the sun comes up ♪
  481. ♪ I see double ♪
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  485. What if it hadn't worked out between us?
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  489. Impossible.
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  493. What if I, like, had been hit by
  494. a bus or run off with gypsies
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  498. or become a man?
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  502. I would have stopped the bus,
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  506. joined the gypsies or become gay.
  507.  
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  510. You would be gay if I were a man?
  511.  
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  514. Well you don't need to do that.
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  518. Become a man?
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  522. Test it.
  523.  
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  526. Top of the books, seven
  527. o'clock from the lamp.
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  531. I don't give a fuck about
  532. my glasses right now.
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  536. You will, in the morning
  537. when I'm in the shower.
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  541. - And they're not on your side.
  542. - Stop talking.
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  546. Eminently psychological. It's like...
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  550. Okay, so are you good if we
  551. confirm the venue today?
  552.  
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  555. - Uh-huh.
  556. - Oh, and the caterer wants to know
  557.  
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  560. - chocolate, hazelnut, or raspberry.
  561. - Mm-hmm.
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  565. Sam?
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  569. What? For what?
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  573. For the cake. The wedding cake.
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  577. Well, not hazelnut.
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  581. Nobody's ever like, "Yum!
  582. That cake is hazelnut!"
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  586. Okay, raspberry or chocolate?
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  590. Please not raspberry.
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  594. The seeds get stuck in your teeth and
  595. then you realize later nobody told you
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  599. and it's like, "Are these
  600. people even my friends?"
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  604. So chocolate?
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  608. It seems so obvious.
  609.  
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  612. That's one green and one red.
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  616. Well, they feel the same.
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  620. - Don't forget to water Ruby.
  621. - Ruby.
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  625. Bye.
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  629. Clearly there are still more
  630. than a few misconceptions
  631.  
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  634. about the structural differences
  635.  
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  638. between sensory neurons,
  639. interneurons, and motor neurons.
  640.  
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  643. Which is totally cool.
  644.  
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  647. Does anyone have any
  648. questions about this?
  649.  
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  652. I know, it's exciting stuff.
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  656. So then he just sends me this
  657. totally unprompted dick pic,
  658.  
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  661. and I'm like, "Whoa! You just went there?"
  662.  
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  665. And he says, "Oh, baby,
  666. that's only my level one."
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  670. What is that?
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  674. He has a level one, two, three,
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  678. depending on relationship status.
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  682. Aren't you curious about level two?
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  686. It's insane. Look.
  687.  
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  690. Well, at least he's thinking of you.
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  694. Lies. All lies.
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  698. I saved it to my photo album, and it
  699. says it was taken on April 4, 2013.
  700.  
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  703. We hadn't even met yet. This
  704. erection has nothing to do with me.
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  708. I hate dating. You're
  709. so lucky you have Sam.
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  713. I mean, yes, but I still had to get
  714. maybe pregnant to get him to step up.
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  718. Oh, my God, Abbie! That's it!
  719. I just need to get definitely pregnant.
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  723. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.
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  727. But, uh, speaking of...
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  731. - Oh, my God, I got to go.
  732. - What? You're not supposed to go today.
  733.  
  734. 168
  735. 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,378
  736. We have the meeting
  737. with all the mom blogs.
  738.  
  739. 169
  740. 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,702
  741. You're supposed to approve
  742. the feminist princess book.
  743.  
  744. 170
  745. 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,413
  746. Melanie, you got this.
  747.  
  748. 171
  749. 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,248
  750. I don't got this.
  751.  
  752. 172
  753. 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:46,419
  754. Oh, God, I didn't realize it was
  755. possible to be this tired and bloated.
  756.  
  757. 173
  758. 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,004
  759. Maybe it's twins.
  760.  
  761. 174
  762. 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,089
  763. Yikes.
  764.  
  765. 175
  766. 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,509
  767. Hmm.
  768.  
  769. 176
  770. 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,805
  771. Level two.
  772.  
  773. 177
  774. 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,353
  775. How is it possible something
  776. that giant comes out of there?
  777.  
  778. 178
  779. 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,314
  780. It just looks like something
  781. out of a sci-fi horror movie.
  782.  
  783. 179
  784. 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,816
  785. That's not helpful!
  786.  
  787. 180
  788. 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,984
  789. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
  790.  
  791. 181
  792. 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,695
  793. This picture, is it necessary?
  794.  
  795. 182
  796. 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,951
  797. Um, Abbie, I have some difficult news.
  798.  
  799. 183
  800. 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,705
  801. The blood test shows that
  802. you are not pregnant.
  803.  
  804. 184
  805. 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,249
  806. Oh.
  807.  
  808. 185
  809. 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,461
  810. - Are you sure?
  811. - Yes.
  812.  
  813. 186
  814. 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,380
  815. Oh, okay.
  816.  
  817. 187
  818. 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,007
  819. I guess that's okay.
  820.  
  821. 188
  822. 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,344
  823. I-I mean, the whole thing
  824. was kind of a surprise.
  825.  
  826. 189
  827. 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,805
  828. - Yeah. We probably weren't even ready.
  829. - Right.
  830.  
  831. 190
  832. 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,014
  833. It-it-it's just...
  834.  
  835. 191
  836. 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,724
  837. It's weird 'cause, um,
  838.  
  839. 192
  840. 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:47,522
  841. I know it's super early, but I-I
  842. really feel something there.
  843.  
  844. 193
  845. 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:53,570
  846. The sonogram shows that you
  847. have a mass in your pelvis
  848.  
  849. 194
  850. 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,864
  851. roughly the size of a tangerine.
  852.  
  853. 195
  854. 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,241
  855. It can mimic pregnancy.
  856.  
  857. 196
  858. 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,078
  859. - A mass?
  860. - What kind of a mass?
  861.  
  862. 197
  863. 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,581
  864. I don't want you guys to panic,
  865. because it could be nothing.
  866.  
  867. 198
  868. 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,167
  869. There's this moment when
  870. everything changes.
  871.  
  872. 199
  873. 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,544
  874. You look back, and there
  875. was the moment before.
  876.  
  877. 200
  878. 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,171
  879. See that person?
  880.  
  881. 201
  882. 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,254
  883. It's not helpful!
  884.  
  885. 202
  886. 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,567
  887. She's thinking about whether she's
  888. hoping for a boy or a girl,
  889.  
  890. 203
  891. 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,175
  892. and tiny fingers and toes, and then...
  893.  
  894. 204
  895. 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,720
  896. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
  897.  
  898. 205
  899. 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,013
  900. Suddenly...
  901.  
  902. 206
  903. 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,806
  904. Yeah.
  905.  
  906. 207
  907. 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,268
  908. At least we won't have to pay for college.
  909.  
  910. 208
  911. 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,438
  912. Unless it's a really smart tumor.
  913.  
  914. 209
  915. 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,774
  916. Too soon?
  917.  
  918. 210
  919. 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,903
  920. It's too soon.
  921.  
  922. 211
  923. 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,825
  924. A tangerine is better than an orange.
  925.  
  926. 212
  927. 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,079
  928. Or a grapefruit.
  929.  
  930. 213
  931. 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,418
  932. Right. Or, um...
  933.  
  934. 214
  935. 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,212
  936. What's bigger than a grapefruit?
  937.  
  938. 215
  939. 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,758
  940. A watermelon.
  941.  
  942. 216
  943. 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,385
  944. Oh, wait, sorry. Did I
  945. say that was the moment?
  946.  
  947. 217
  948. 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,513
  949. It's two tangerines and a grapefruit.
  950.  
  951. 218
  952. 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,350
  953. Correction, this is the moment.
  954.  
  955. 219
  956. 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,894
  957. That's a lot of fruit.
  958.  
  959. 220
  960. 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,650
  961. Uh, the tests have shown
  962. that it is cancer.
  963.  
  964. 221
  965. 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,112
  966. And I know how hard this must be to hear.
  967.  
  968. 222
  969. 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:24,202
  970. It's incredibly rare in someone your age.
  971. It's just...
  972.  
  973. 223
  974. 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,038
  975. It's just terrible luck.
  976.  
  977. 224
  978. 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,125
  979. Now we can talk about options
  980. whenever you're ready.
  981.  
  982. 225
  983. 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,796
  984. Is there one that doesn't involve dying?
  985.  
  986. 226
  987. 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,132
  988. Uh, I-I've already consulted
  989. with a colleague,
  990.  
  991. 227
  992. 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,843
  993. and after the initial surgery,
  994.  
  995. 228
  996. 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,513
  997. there's a clinical trial
  998. I'd like to enroll you in.
  999.  
  1000. 229
  1001. 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,017
  1002. You didn't answer my question.
  1003.  
  1004. 230
  1005. 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,019
  1006. Did he answer my question?
  1007.  
  1008. 231
  1009. 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,897
  1010. We don't like to make predictions.
  1011.  
  1012. 232
  1013. 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,440
  1014. But in addition to your treatment,
  1015.  
  1016. 233
  1017. 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,859
  1018. I want to talk to you
  1019. about your quality of life.
  1020.  
  1021. 234
  1022. 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,990
  1023. Uh, we can help with pain management
  1024. and some palliative care.
  1025.  
  1026. 235
  1027. 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,201
  1028. And also some people have found
  1029.  
  1030. 236
  1031. 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,704
  1032. great solace from support groups.
  1033.  
  1034. 237
  1035. 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,456
  1036. I know this is a terrible shock,
  1037.  
  1038. 238
  1039. 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,792
  1040. but let's take it one day at a time.
  1041.  
  1042. 239
  1043. 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,379
  1044. I'm... Abbie, I'm so, so sorry. I...
  1045.  
  1046. 240
  1047. 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,715
  1048. - Mom. Mom, stop crying.
  1049. - Why is this happening?
  1050.  
  1051. 241
  1052. 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,967
  1053. Everything's gonna be okay.
  1054.  
  1055. 242
  1056. 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,845
  1057. This is all my fault. It's all my fault.
  1058.  
  1059. 243
  1060. 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,972
  1061. No, it's not your fault, Mom.
  1062.  
  1063. 244
  1064. 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,308
  1065. Was it all that diet soda I let you drink?
  1066.  
  1067. 245
  1068. 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,935
  1069. I should not have let you
  1070. drink that diet soda.
  1071.  
  1072. 246
  1073. 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,188
  1074. No, I don't think
  1075. it was all the diet soda.
  1076.  
  1077. 247
  1078. 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,440
  1079. I shouldn't have used
  1080. the microwave. I...
  1081.  
  1082. 248
  1083. 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,858
  1084. And anyway, we'll never know.
  1085.  
  1086. 249
  1087. 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,604
  1088. - I'm gonna come visit and cook for you.
  1089. - Yeah. Okay.
  1090.  
  1091. 250
  1092. 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863
  1093. - I love you. I love you, Abbie.
  1094. - Yeah. Okay.
  1095.  
  1096. 251
  1097. 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,257
  1098. - Love you.
  1099. - You're my baby girl.
  1100.  
  1101. 252
  1102. 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,281
  1103. Bye.
  1104.  
  1105. 253
  1106. 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,251
  1107. Hi! I'd like to cancel
  1108. my membership to Crunch.
  1109.  
  1110. 254
  1111. 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,669
  1112. That's so sad. Why?
  1113.  
  1114. 255
  1115. 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,716
  1116. Because I'm officially dying, so I
  1117. kind of feel like, "Why work out?"
  1118.  
  1119. 256
  1120. 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,259
  1121. You don't love Crunch?
  1122.  
  1123. 257
  1124. 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095
  1125. No, I'm perfectly satisfied with Crunch.
  1126.  
  1127. 258
  1128. 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,931
  1129. - Have you tried our classes?
  1130. - Yes, I've tried the classes.
  1131.  
  1132. 259
  1133. 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,101
  1134. - Have you tried Booty Kickin' Step?
  1135. - No, I haven't tried Booty Kickin' Step.
  1136.  
  1137. 260
  1138. 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,812
  1139. - I'm gonna need to put you on hold.
  1140. - Yep. I'll hold.
  1141.  
  1142. 261
  1143. 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:15,581
  1144. Hi, this is Abigail Gordon
  1145. from the Gordon-Jones wedding.
  1146.  
  1147. 262
  1148. 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,458
  1149. Mm. Yeah. Um,
  1150.  
  1151. 263
  1152. 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,295
  1153. so we had booked your venue
  1154. for our wedding, but, uh...
  1155.  
  1156. 264
  1157. 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,966
  1158. unfortunately, it turns out I'll be...
  1159.  
  1160. 265
  1161. 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,511
  1162. Unavailable. Um...
  1163.  
  1164. 266
  1165. 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:34,142
  1166. So we were hoping we could still
  1167. get the deposit back. Uh...
  1168.  
  1169. 267
  1170. 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,229
  1171. If you could call me back and let
  1172. me know, that'd be great. Thanks.
  1173.  
  1174. 268
  1175. 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,411
  1176. Abs, how you feeling?
  1177.  
  1178. 269
  1179. 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,704
  1180. I'm scared.
  1181.  
  1182. 270
  1183. 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,373
  1184. It's-It's gonna be okay.
  1185.  
  1186. 271
  1187. 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,085
  1188. - What if I die?
  1189. - We're gonna fight this.
  1190.  
  1191. 272
  1192. 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,255
  1193. I'll always be there for you.
  1194.  
  1195. 273
  1196. 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,353
  1197. They say after surgery
  1198.  
  1199. 274
  1200. 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,106
  1201. you're going to experience
  1202. some minor discomfort.
  1203.  
  1204. 275
  1205. 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,026
  1206. It's Stage IV cancer.
  1207.  
  1208. 276
  1209. 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,236
  1210. Nothing is minor.
  1211.  
  1212. 277
  1213. 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,072
  1214. Nothing is comfortable.
  1215.  
  1216. 278
  1217. 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,250
  1218. So, let's, um,
  1219.  
  1220. 279
  1221. 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,336
  1222. let's take another look
  1223. at the proposed model
  1224.  
  1225. 280
  1226. 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,507
  1227. for auto-associative memory
  1228. and its constituent neural network.
  1229.  
  1230. 281
  1231. 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,138
  1232. Or not. Let's not and say we did.
  1233.  
  1234. 282
  1235. 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,849
  1236. Class dismissed.
  1237.  
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  1239. 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,484
  1240. Hey.
  1241.  
  1242. 284
  1243. 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,152
  1244. - Hi.
  1245. - How's it going? I'm Dominic.
  1246.  
  1247. 285
  1248. 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,780
  1249. Nice to meet you. I'm gonna be
  1250. running your treatment suite.
  1251.  
  1252. 286
  1253. 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,406
  1254. Treatment suite?
  1255.  
  1256. 287
  1257. 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,034
  1258. Oh, yeah, don't get excited.
  1259. It doesn't even have four walls.
  1260.  
  1261. 288
  1262. 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,703
  1263. Uh, go ahead and grab
  1264. a seat right there.
  1265.  
  1266. 289
  1267. 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,515
  1268. For the next time, you're
  1269. probably gonna want
  1270.  
  1271. 290
  1272. 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,058
  1273. to bring your own pillow in from home.
  1274.  
  1275. 291
  1276. 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,085
  1277. You're also gonna need your cell phone
  1278. with headphones and grab a magazine.
  1279.  
  1280. 292
  1281. 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,604
  1282. Some of these guys tend to hoard 'em.
  1283.  
  1284. 293
  1285. 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,190
  1286. You're gonna end up reading an old
  1287. ripped up copy of Duck Enthusiast.
  1288.  
  1289. 294
  1290. 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,551
  1291. Oh. It's okay, I don't
  1292. read Duck Enthusiast.
  1293.  
  1294. 295
  1295. 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,469
  1296. Yeah, well, you will. All right, feet up.
  1297.  
  1298. 296
  1299. 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,554
  1300. Yeah, there you go.
  1301.  
  1302. 297
  1303. 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,348
  1304. Uh, yes,
  1305. you will feel like shit after this,
  1306.  
  1307. 298
  1308. 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,617
  1309. but it's different for everybody.
  1310.  
  1311. 299
  1312. 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,244
  1313. And no, your hair isn't
  1314. gonna fall out right away.
  1315.  
  1316. 300
  1317. 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,955
  1318. And besides, it looks like you have
  1319. plenty of it, so you're doing good.
  1320.  
  1321. 301
  1322. 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,957
  1323. Uh, and if you need snacks,
  1324. you got to bring them from home.
  1325.  
  1326. 302
  1327. 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,440
  1328. My name is not Seamless.
  1329.  
  1330. 303
  1331. 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,067
  1332. I feel underdressed.
  1333.  
  1334. 304
  1335. 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,903
  1336. Oh, that guy? Yeah, I don't
  1337. know why he does that.
  1338.  
  1339. 305
  1340. 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,989
  1341. - I think he thinks it helps.
  1342. - Does it?
  1343.  
  1344. 306
  1345. 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,035
  1346. I don't know. He's not dead yet, so
  1347. it's got to be doing something, right?
  1348.  
  1349. 307
  1350. 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,539
  1351. Cute. Who's that, husband?
  1352.  
  1353. 308
  1354. 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:02,832
  1355. Fiancé.
  1356.  
  1357. 309
  1358. 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,126
  1359. - He's teaching right now, so...
  1360. - Oh, okay. Cool. He...
  1361.  
  1362. 310
  1363. 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,377
  1364. - What does he teach?
  1365. - Hi.
  1366.  
  1367. 311
  1368. 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,796
  1369. Hey, what's his name?
  1370. What's his-What's his name?
  1371.  
  1372. 312
  1373. 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,173
  1374. - Uh, Sam.
  1375. - Sam. Cool. Tell Sam I say, "What up?"
  1376.  
  1377. 313
  1378. 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,718
  1379. Uh, the nurse says, "What up?"
  1380.  
  1381. 314
  1382. 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,737
  1383. My name's Dominic. You don't have
  1384. to call me a nurse or whatever.
  1385.  
  1386. 315
  1387. 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,596
  1388. You can just use my name.
  1389.  
  1390. 316
  1391. 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,931
  1392. - Dominic says hi.
  1393. - It's Dominic, yeah.
  1394.  
  1395. 317
  1396. 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,534
  1397. - Yeah.
  1398. - Let Sam know you're in good hands.
  1399.  
  1400. 318
  1401. 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,558
  1402. All right?
  1403.  
  1404. 319
  1405. 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,148
  1406. ♪ When everything feels all over ♪
  1407.  
  1408. 320
  1409. 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,277
  1410. ♪ Everybody seems unkind ♪
  1411.  
  1412. 321
  1413. 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,281
  1414. ♪ I'll give you a four-leaf clover ♪
  1415.  
  1416. 322
  1417. 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,243
  1418. ♪ Take all worry out of your mind ♪
  1419.  
  1420. 323
  1421. 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,371
  1422. ♪ Let my love open the door ♪
  1423.  
  1424. 324
  1425. 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,624
  1426. If you think it's working,
  1427. that... that's great.
  1428.  
  1429. 325
  1430. 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,292
  1431. Hey.
  1432.  
  1433. 326
  1434. 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,294
  1435. Come on in. We're just getting started.
  1436.  
  1437. 327
  1438. 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,339
  1439. Go grab yourself a hook and yarn.
  1440.  
  1441. 328
  1442. 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,343
  1443. Have you heard of Catholic yoga?
  1444.  
  1445. 329
  1446. 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:01,724
  1447. It's a full Latin Mass with vinyasa
  1448. yoga positions, and I come out...
  1449.  
  1450. 330
  1451. 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,892
  1452. - You serious?
  1453. - Yeah!
  1454.  
  1455. 331
  1456. 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,645
  1457. I feel like I'm in touch with...
  1458.  
  1459. 332
  1460. 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,481
  1461. - Oh.
  1462. - ...the beyond. So, that's neat.
  1463.  
  1464. 333
  1465. 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,650
  1466. - Whatever... Whatever works.
  1467. - Mm-hmm.
  1468.  
  1469. 334
  1470. 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,236
  1471. Last month? Twelve thousand
  1472. dollars on treatments.
  1473.  
  1474. 335
  1475. 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,946
  1476. Plus, I'm currently unemployed.
  1477.  
  1478. 336
  1479. 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,698
  1480. Cancer is your job.
  1481.  
  1482. 337
  1483. 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,159
  1484. Well, I'd rather be unemployed.
  1485.  
  1486. 338
  1487. 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,037
  1488. I wouldn't sit there.
  1489. This is the Man Cave.
  1490.  
  1491. 339
  1492. 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,499
  1493. - Yeah, we don't listen to the women.
  1494. - Yeah. We don't listen to each other.
  1495.  
  1496. 340
  1497. 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,793
  1498. Hey, guys, make her feel welcome.
  1499.  
  1500. 341
  1501. 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,920
  1502. Yeah, come on. Only kidding.
  1503.  
  1504. 342
  1505. 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,421
  1506. Only kidding.
  1507.  
  1508. 343
  1509. 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,966
  1510. Welcome to the last group you
  1511. ever wanted to be a member of.
  1512.  
  1513. 344
  1514. 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,635
  1515. What's your name?
  1516.  
  1517. 345
  1518. 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,763
  1519. Abbie.
  1520.  
  1521. 346
  1522. 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,180
  1523. Hi, Abbie.
  1524.  
  1525. 347
  1526. 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,433
  1527. But, you know, don't get attached.
  1528.  
  1529. 348
  1530. 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,517
  1531. Got it.
  1532.  
  1533. 349
  1534. 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,687
  1535. You okay, there, Meryl?
  1536.  
  1537. 350
  1538. 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,105
  1539. She's so pretty.
  1540.  
  1541. 351
  1542. 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,898
  1543. You don't even know her.
  1544.  
  1545. 352
  1546. 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,608
  1547. Well, I... I like the name Abbie.
  1548.  
  1549. 353
  1550. 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,692
  1551. Let's...
  1552.  
  1553. 354
  1554. 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,697
  1555. all let Meryl have her process.
  1556.  
  1557. 355
  1558. 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,780
  1559. Here.
  1560.  
  1561. 356
  1562. 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,201
  1563. Just find the end.
  1564.  
  1565. 357
  1566. 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,453
  1567. Meryl, that's so pretty. What is that?
  1568.  
  1569. 358
  1570. 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,664
  1571. - Well, it's gonna be a teddy bear.
  1572. - Ah.
  1573.  
  1574. 359
  1575. 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,957
  1576. Is that for your nephew?
  1577.  
  1578. 360
  1579. 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,584
  1580. No. It's, uh, for me to be buried with.
  1581.  
  1582. 361
  1583. 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,920
  1584. Ah. Well, I like
  1585. that you're thinking ahead.
  1586.  
  1587. 362
  1588. 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,047
  1589. Smart lady.
  1590.  
  1591. 363
  1592. 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,467
  1593. Hey, Myron, your doily
  1594. is really coming along.
  1595.  
  1596. 364
  1597. 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,472
  1598. Yeah. I... I wish I could say the
  1599. same for the rest of my life.
  1600.  
  1601. 365
  1602. 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,434
  1603. Every morning I wake
  1604. up, new lease on life,
  1605.  
  1606. 366
  1607. 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,643
  1608. lasts about 20 minutes.
  1609.  
  1610. 367
  1611. 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,603
  1612. Then I remember...
  1613.  
  1614. 368
  1615. 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,149
  1616. the Mets suck, there's
  1617. construction on the F train,
  1618.  
  1619. 369
  1620. 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,736
  1621. I got a leak in my roof
  1622. that's gonna cost $3,500.
  1623.  
  1624. 370
  1625. 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,449
  1626. Apparently, I still sweat the small stuff.
  1627.  
  1628. 371
  1629. 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,742
  1630. Hard not to.
  1631.  
  1632. 372
  1633. 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,244
  1634. How is Estelle holding up?
  1635.  
  1636. 373
  1637. 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,454
  1638. She's good.
  1639.  
  1640. 374
  1641. 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,081
  1642. There's a new hawk in Central Park.
  1643.  
  1644. 375
  1645. 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,127
  1646. Every morning we go out there
  1647. and watch the little guy.
  1648.  
  1649. 376
  1650. 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,672
  1651. I hope she keeps up the
  1652. bird-watching after I'm gone.
  1653.  
  1654. 377
  1655. 00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:00,468
  1656. With whatever new guy she's banging.
  1657.  
  1658. 378
  1659. 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,847
  1660. Welcome to group.
  1661.  
  1662. 379
  1663. 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,601
  1664. - It's the way we roll.
  1665. - We have fun.
  1666.  
  1667. 380
  1668. 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560
  1669. Cool.
  1670.  
  1671. 381
  1672. 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,233
  1673. The whole point is to mingle.
  1674.  
  1675. 382
  1676. 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,152
  1677. Not feeling up to it.
  1678.  
  1679. 383
  1680. 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,654
  1681. Neither does anybody. That's why we do it.
  1682.  
  1683. 384
  1684. 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,738
  1685. Myron.
  1686.  
  1687. 385
  1688. 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,242
  1689. Multiple myeloma. You've
  1690. never heard of it?
  1691.  
  1692. 386
  1693. 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,452
  1694. Stay a while.
  1695.  
  1696. 387
  1697. 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,288
  1698. I'm not really a mingler.
  1699.  
  1700. 388
  1701. 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,999
  1702. Not a crocheter either, apparently.
  1703.  
  1704. 389
  1705. 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,686
  1706. Didn't have time for
  1707. pointless hobbies then,
  1708.  
  1709. 390
  1710. 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,504
  1711. really don't have time for them now,
  1712.  
  1713. 391
  1714. 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,547
  1715. and I'm especially
  1716. uninterested in discovering
  1717.  
  1718. 392
  1719. 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,176
  1720. that crocheting is a metaphor
  1721. for healing or whatever.
  1722.  
  1723. 393
  1724. 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,928
  1725. What you're feeling is totally normal.
  1726.  
  1727. 394
  1728. 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,697
  1729. You know, I wish people
  1730. would stop telling me
  1731.  
  1732. 395
  1733. 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,890
  1734. that totally insane things
  1735. are totally normal.
  1736.  
  1737. 396
  1738. 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,517
  1739. Insane things are normal.
  1740.  
  1741. 397
  1742. 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,393
  1743. Have you looked around?
  1744.  
  1745. 398
  1746. 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,895
  1747. And you just accept that?
  1748.  
  1749. 399
  1750. 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,815
  1751. You just accept everything
  1752. that's going on?
  1753.  
  1754. 400
  1755. 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,734
  1756. You make jokes about your
  1757. wife having a new boyfriend?
  1758.  
  1759. 401
  1760. 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,695
  1761. I don't accept it, but in the
  1762. event that I do kick the bucket,
  1763.  
  1764. 402
  1765. 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,532
  1766. I hope she does find a boyfriend.
  1767. Somebody nice.
  1768.  
  1769. 403
  1770. 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,368
  1771. Less well-endowed to be sure, but nice.
  1772.  
  1773. 404
  1774. 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:13,082
  1775. Well, I just think I am
  1776. in a different situation.
  1777.  
  1778. 405
  1779. 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,836
  1780. Sam and I met when we were kids,
  1781. we've been together forever.
  1782.  
  1783. 406
  1784. 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,754
  1785. - How old is he?
  1786. - Thirty-one.
  1787.  
  1788. 407
  1789. 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,882
  1790. Yeah, he's gonna go through
  1791. a major slut phase.
  1792.  
  1793. 408
  1794. 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,390
  1795. I also have Tourette's.
  1796.  
  1797. 409
  1798. 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,891
  1799. Good to know.
  1800.  
  1801. 410
  1802. 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,018
  1803. Yeah. You come back.
  1804.  
  1805. 411
  1806. 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,480
  1807. Nice to meet you, Myron.
  1808.  
  1809. 412
  1810. 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,649
  1811. Nice to meet you, Abbie.
  1812.  
  1813. 413
  1814. 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,859
  1815. - And thanks for the advice.
  1816. - All right.
  1817.  
  1818. 414
  1819. 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,087
  1820. Are you gonna go through a slut phase?
  1821.  
  1822. 415
  1823. 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,213
  1824. What?
  1825.  
  1826. 416
  1827. 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,007
  1828. No.
  1829.  
  1830. 417
  1831. 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,218
  1832. Why would you say that?
  1833.  
  1834. 418
  1835. 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,763
  1836. You're not even thinking about it?
  1837.  
  1838. 419
  1839. 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,017
  1840. That's the absolute furthest
  1841. thing from my mind right now.
  1842.  
  1843. 420
  1844. 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,521
  1845. It's further than like
  1846. meeting someone on Tinder.
  1847.  
  1848. 421
  1849. 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,566
  1850. Okay, but Tinder can't be
  1851. that far from your mind
  1852.  
  1853. 422
  1854. 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,169
  1855. because you just said it, which means
  1856. you had to be thinking about it,
  1857.  
  1858. 423
  1859. 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,154
  1860. which means you're
  1861. thinking about this too.
  1862.  
  1863. 424
  1864. 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,905
  1865. Yeah. I'm busted.
  1866.  
  1867. 425
  1868. 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,198
  1869. I'm serious.
  1870.  
  1871. 426
  1872. 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,450
  1873. Look at you.
  1874.  
  1875. 427
  1876. 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,452
  1877. - The puppy-dog eyes.
  1878. - What?
  1879.  
  1880. 428
  1881. 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621
  1882. The absent-minded professor thing.
  1883.  
  1884. 429
  1885. 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,623
  1886. I'm just a TA.
  1887.  
  1888. 430
  1889. 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,791
  1890. - This is a disaster.
  1891. - What are you talking about?
  1892.  
  1893. 431
  1894. 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,501
  1895. You don't know.
  1896.  
  1897. 432
  1898. 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,254
  1899. Because you have no experience.
  1900.  
  1901. 433
  1902. 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,590
  1903. Women are gonna eat you alive.
  1904.  
  1905. 434
  1906. 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,176
  1907. - I can take care of myself.
  1908. - But what if you can't?
  1909.  
  1910. 435
  1911. 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,095
  1912. Who's gonna match your socks
  1913. or keep up with your glasses
  1914.  
  1915. 436
  1916. 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,472
  1917. or make you chicken?
  1918.  
  1919. 437
  1920. 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,806
  1921. You don't make me chicken.
  1922.  
  1923. 438
  1924. 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,184
  1925. Yeah, but I would, hypothetically.
  1926.  
  1927. 439
  1928. 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:59,021
  1929. Well, our hypothetical chicken
  1930. has been in the freezer for like a year.
  1931.  
  1932. 440
  1933. 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,983
  1934. What are you doing?
  1935.  
  1936. 441
  1937. 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,110
  1938. Figuring out how to cook a chicken.
  1939.  
  1940. 442
  1941. 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,530
  1942. Now?
  1943.  
  1944. 443
  1945. 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,032
  1946. No time like the present.
  1947.  
  1948. 444
  1949. 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,036
  1950. How do I cook a chicken?
  1951.  
  1952. 445
  1953. 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,871
  1954. Let me think about that.
  1955.  
  1956. 446
  1957. 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,957
  1958. Okay, I found this on the web
  1959. for "How do I cook a chicken?"
  1960.  
  1961. 447
  1962. 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,167
  1963. It's gonna be amazing.
  1964.  
  1965. 448
  1966. 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,547
  1967. Just 'cause you're dying
  1968. doesn't mean your life stops.
  1969.  
  1970. 449
  1971. 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,259
  1972. Then how come at the end of Reloaded,
  1973.  
  1974. 450
  1975. 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,554
  1976. Neo can just all of a sudden
  1977. use his powers outside of the Matrix?
  1978.  
  1979. 451
  1980. 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,722
  1981. Explain that.
  1982.  
  1983. 452
  1984. 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,393
  1985. Because the entire Matrix was a metaphor,
  1986.  
  1987. 453
  1988. 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:40,020
  1989. and if you can't see that,
  1990. you're in the Matrix right now.
  1991.  
  1992. 454
  1993. 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,772
  1994. There's still ups...
  1995.  
  1996. 455
  1997. 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,774
  1998. and downs...
  1999.  
  2000. 456
  2001. 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,234
  2002. and aerobics.
  2003.  
  2004. 457
  2005. 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,196
  2006. Some things are pretty easy to let go of.
  2007.  
  2008. 458
  2009. 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:52,908
  2010. Some things are harder.
  2011.  
  2012. 459
  2013. 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,286
  2014. It's like you forget all the other things.
  2015.  
  2016. 460
  2017. 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,080
  2018. ♪ Somehow am I moving ♪
  2019.  
  2020. 461
  2021. 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,248
  2022. ♪ Too slow ♪
  2023.  
  2024. 462
  2025. 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,751
  2026. ♪ You lead, I'll follow ♪
  2027.  
  2028. 463
  2029. 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,714
  2030. ♪ Ooh ♪
  2031.  
  2032. 464
  2033. 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,552
  2034. Abbie, have you read the new Cleocatra?
  2035.  
  2036. 465
  2037. 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,886
  2038. Marianne Hall's awesome.
  2039.  
  2040. 466
  2041. 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:16,515
  2042. She writes this whole narrative
  2043. about a feline in Ancient Egypt.
  2044.  
  2045. 467
  2046. 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,892
  2047. I think we should take a meeting with her.
  2048.  
  2049. 468
  2050. 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,269
  2051. Abbie?
  2052.  
  2053. 469
  2054. 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,104
  2055. Oh, yeah. It's great. I love it.
  2056.  
  2057. 470
  2058. 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,649
  2059. Are you on a dating app?
  2060.  
  2061. 471
  2062. 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,068
  2063. Cancer making you super horny for girls?
  2064.  
  2065. 472
  2066. 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,989
  2067. Who uses these things anyway?
  2068.  
  2069. 473
  2070. 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,699
  2071. I don't know.
  2072.  
  2073. 474
  2074. 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,242
  2075. Um, I do.
  2076.  
  2077. 475
  2078. 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,828
  2079. But why are you on it?
  2080.  
  2081. 476
  2082. 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,039
  2083. Just... research.
  2084.  
  2085. 477
  2086. 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,043
  2087. Okay, um, I'm gonna set
  2088. up this meeting. Cool?
  2089.  
  2090. 478
  2091. 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,213
  2092. Oh, yeah. Sure, Melanie. Make it work.
  2093.  
  2094. 479
  2095. 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:49,923
  2096. Sweet.
  2097.  
  2098. 480
  2099. 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,301
  2100. ♪ I hide ♪
  2101.  
  2102. 481
  2103. 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,136
  2104. ♪ You seek ♪
  2105.  
  2106. 482
  2107. 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:58,348
  2108. ♪ Whatever you find ♪
  2109.  
  2110. 483
  2111. 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,559
  2112. ♪ You keep ♪
  2113.  
  2114. 484
  2115. 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:04,605
  2116. ♪ I can stay here in the dark ♪
  2117.  
  2118. 485
  2119. 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,774
  2120. Slutty. Sluttier.
  2121.  
  2122. 486
  2123. 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,234
  2124. Ooh.
  2125.  
  2126. 487
  2127. 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:10,402
  2128. Triplets.
  2129.  
  2130. 488
  2131. 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:15,491
  2132. And so, uh, when my numbers
  2133. came back this time,
  2134.  
  2135. 489
  2136. 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,744
  2137. I just, honestly, I just
  2138. thought I can't keep fighting.
  2139.  
  2140. 490
  2141. 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,413
  2142. Jim, you don't have to go there.
  2143.  
  2144. 491
  2145. 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,082
  2146. 'Cause it's all about attitude.
  2147.  
  2148. 492
  2149. 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,835
  2150. Well, let's let Jim have his process.
  2151.  
  2152. 493
  2153. 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,462
  2154. Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
  2155.  
  2156. 494
  2157. 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,256
  2158. I just think that his process
  2159. should be more positive.
  2160.  
  2161. 495
  2162. 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,384
  2163. Everyone is entitled to... to be sad.
  2164.  
  2165. 496
  2166. 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,511
  2167. Thank you.
  2168.  
  2169. 497
  2170. 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:37,888
  2171. It's not even your cancer.
  2172.  
  2173. 498
  2174. 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,350
  2175. - I... I like to think of it as me.
  2176. - Of course you do.
  2177.  
  2178. 499
  2179. 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,811
  2180. You know what I'm loving
  2181. these days is meditation.
  2182.  
  2183. 500
  2184. 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,229
  2185. And I... I know it sounds trite,
  2186.  
  2187. 501
  2188. 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:50,275
  2189. but I just have been feeling so blessed
  2190.  
  2191. 502
  2192. 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,362
  2193. every time I sit there in silence.
  2194.  
  2195. 503
  2196. 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,198
  2197. Maybe you could try that now?
  2198.  
  2199. 504
  2200. 00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,993
  2201. Or we could laugh.
  2202.  
  2203. 505
  2204. 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,912
  2205. - That's okay too.
  2206. - Sorry.
  2207.  
  2208. 506
  2209. 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,497
  2210. I'm sorry. Just...
  2211.  
  2212. 507
  2213. 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,499
  2214. Some of these women are so cheesy.
  2215.  
  2216. 508
  2217. 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,711
  2218. "I want to dip you in whipped
  2219. cream and put my cherry on top."
  2220.  
  2221. 509
  2222. 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,048
  2223. What does that even mean,
  2224. anatomically speaking?
  2225.  
  2226. 510
  2227. 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,218
  2228. Using a sundae model
  2229. as a sexual proposition.
  2230.  
  2231. 511
  2232. 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,970
  2233. It is confusing. I have to s...
  2234.  
  2235. 512
  2236. 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,931
  2237. I mean, cherry... cherry's
  2238. got to be a hymen, right?
  2239.  
  2240. 513
  2241. 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,267
  2242. - Probably a busted hymen.
  2243. - Mm-hmm.
  2244.  
  2245. 514
  2246. 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,354
  2247. I... I, um... mine broke on a horse.
  2248.  
  2249. 515
  2250. 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,814
  2251. And me, I was born without one.
  2252.  
  2253. 516
  2254. 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,819
  2255. - So...
  2256. - It was my favorite horse, though.
  2257.  
  2258. 517
  2259. 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,363
  2260. Okay, uh, that's about it for today.
  2261.  
  2262. 518
  2263. 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,489
  2264. Shadow.
  2265.  
  2266. 519
  2267. 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,621
  2268. Were you sexting just now?
  2269.  
  2270. 520
  2271. 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,206
  2272. Let me have my process.
  2273.  
  2274. 521
  2275. 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,292
  2276. Your process is sexting?
  2277.  
  2278. 522
  2279. 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,878
  2280. You're the one who said Sam
  2281. would go through a slut phase.
  2282.  
  2283. 523
  2284. 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,698
  2285. I thought you were crazy, but
  2286. then I thought about it more,
  2287.  
  2288. 524
  2289. 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,091
  2290. and he's gonna be a chick magnet.
  2291.  
  2292. 525
  2293. 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,052
  2294. And the worst part is, he's gonna
  2295. have no idea how to handle it
  2296.  
  2297. 526
  2298. 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,554
  2299. because he's never had to date.
  2300.  
  2301. 527
  2302. 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,223
  2303. He's gonna be lonely and vulnerable.
  2304.  
  2305. 528
  2306. 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,684
  2307. He could wind up with someone
  2308. really controlling and crazy.
  2309.  
  2310. 529
  2311. 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,144
  2312. Imagine that.
  2313.  
  2314. 530
  2315. 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,564
  2316. I have to make sure he finds love
  2317. and learns how to cook chicken.
  2318.  
  2319. 531
  2320. 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,065
  2321. Classic rookie mistake.
  2322.  
  2323. 532
  2324. 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,984
  2325. What are you talking about?
  2326.  
  2327. 533
  2328. 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,820
  2329. Thinking you can do something
  2330. to lessen the loss.
  2331.  
  2332. 534
  2333. 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,323
  2334. There's a word for what you're doing.
  2335. It's a technical term.
  2336.  
  2337. 535
  2338. 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,991
  2339. - You want to know it?
  2340. - No, thanks.
  2341.  
  2342. 536
  2343. 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,659
  2344. "Anticipatory grieving."
  2345.  
  2346. 537
  2347. 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,959
  2348. Trying to cope with the
  2349. loss before it happens.
  2350.  
  2351. 538
  2352. 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,998
  2353. So, Meryl over there
  2354.  
  2355. 539
  2356. 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,252
  2357. writes a birthday card to her husband
  2358. for every year she's gonna be gone,
  2359.  
  2360. 540
  2361. 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,837
  2362. and Jim...
  2363.  
  2364. 541
  2365. 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:37,799
  2366. makes a video montage
  2367. of himself as Santa
  2368.  
  2369. 542
  2370. 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,220
  2371. for all the Christmases he's
  2372. gonna miss with his kids.
  2373.  
  2374. 543
  2375. 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,930
  2376. It doesn't change anything.
  2377.  
  2378. 544
  2379. 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,767
  2380. Look, what do I know?
  2381.  
  2382. 545
  2383. 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,853
  2384. My advice? You're hooking him up,
  2385.  
  2386. 546
  2387. 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,481
  2388. concentrate on a booty.
  2389.  
  2390. 547
  2391. 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,859
  2392. Yours, you know, it's... it's flat.
  2393.  
  2394. 548
  2395. 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,071
  2396. My booty is not flat.
  2397.  
  2398. 549
  2399. 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822
  2400. You have a terrible ass.
  2401.  
  2402. 550
  2403. 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,241
  2404. Fuck you.
  2405.  
  2406. 551
  2407. 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,951
  2408. Here, give me that.
  2409.  
  2410. 552
  2411. 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,580
  2412. - Oh, you got a match.
  2413. - Oh, really?
  2414.  
  2415. 553
  2416. 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,416
  2417. - Sexypants89.
  2418. - Okay, let me see that.
  2419.  
  2420. 554
  2421. 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,210
  2422. Why the 89?
  2423.  
  2424. 555
  2425. 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,713
  2426. Why do you think? She was born in 1989.
  2427.  
  2428. 556
  2429. 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,025
  2430. - And then you hit another one.
  2431. - That scrolling? Yep.
  2432.  
  2433. 557
  2434. 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,384
  2435. What happens if I do that?
  2436.  
  2437. 558
  2438. 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,135
  2439. - Uh-oh!
  2440. - Ooh.
  2441.  
  2442. 559
  2443. 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,264
  2444. We can look into doctors,
  2445.  
  2446. 560
  2447. 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,516
  2448. and, um, experimental treatments,
  2449.  
  2450. 561
  2451. 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,685
  2452. and all that shit.
  2453.  
  2454. 562
  2455. 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,356
  2456. I mean, she's gonna beat the odds, man.
  2457. I mean, that's what odds are for.
  2458.  
  2459. 563
  2460. 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,983
  2461. You know, for beating.
  2462.  
  2463. 564
  2464. 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,568
  2465. Man, look, I bet Abbie
  2466. is on the phone right now
  2467.  
  2468. 565
  2469. 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,338
  2470. - with doctors from Germany just like...
  2471. - Benji.
  2472.  
  2473. 566
  2474. 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,363
  2475. Yeah?
  2476.  
  2477. 567
  2478. 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,866
  2479. Talk about something else.
  2480.  
  2481. 568
  2482. 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,203
  2483. - Yeah.
  2484. - I mean, I...
  2485.  
  2486. 569
  2487. 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,455
  2488. Okay. Let me see that.
  2489.  
  2490. 570
  2491. 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,000
  2492. Something else.
  2493.  
  2494. 571
  2495. 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,005
  2496. Okay, guess how many people
  2497. have the same birthday as you?
  2498.  
  2499. 572
  2500. 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,132
  2501. Ten million.
  2502.  
  2503. 573
  2504. 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,926
  2505. You know the percentage
  2506. of identical twins?
  2507.  
  2508. 574
  2509. 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,053
  2510. - Five?
  2511. - Mm-mm. Three.
  2512.  
  2513. 575
  2514. 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:10,100
  2515. Oh, man, did you know
  2516. that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?
  2517.  
  2518. 576
  2519. 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,185
  2520. - Seriously?
  2521. - Thirty whole minutes, man, yeah.
  2522.  
  2523. 577
  2524. 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,271
  2525. And then when bats fly out
  2526. of a cave, they go left.
  2527.  
  2528. 578
  2529. 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,772
  2530. - Why?
  2531. - Hell if I know, man.
  2532.  
  2533. 579
  2534. 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,735
  2535. Donald F. Duck. What's his middle name?
  2536.  
  2537. 580
  2538. 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,944
  2539. - Frank.
  2540. - No.
  2541.  
  2542. 581
  2543. 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:21,945
  2544. - Frederick.
  2545. - No.
  2546.  
  2547. 582
  2548. 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,739
  2549. - F... Uh...
  2550. - Fauntleroy.
  2551.  
  2552. 583
  2553. 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,116
  2554. - Fauntleroy.
  2555. - Faunt what?
  2556.  
  2557. 584
  2558. 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,620
  2559. Tell Abbie she has really
  2560. good pot too, man.
  2561.  
  2562. 585
  2563. 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,458
  2564. You know, I'm only trying
  2565. to prepare him for the inevitable.
  2566.  
  2567. 586
  2568. 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,541
  2569. Mm-hmm.
  2570.  
  2571. 587
  2572. 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:39,588
  2573. I mean, let's be real.
  2574. Life is gonna go on.
  2575.  
  2576. 588
  2577. 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,232
  2578. I'm gonna go ahead
  2579. and just stop you right there.
  2580.  
  2581. 589
  2582. 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:45,302
  2583. This is all maybe some of the dumbest shit
  2584. that I have ever heard in my entire life.
  2585.  
  2586. 590
  2587. 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:48,388
  2588. And if you do get better, you're
  2589. gonna feel like a real ass.
  2590.  
  2591. 591
  2592. 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,517
  2593. You are not allowed to talk
  2594. to me like that, okay?
  2595.  
  2596. 592
  2597. 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,602
  2598. I'm sick.
  2599.  
  2600. 593
  2601. 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,022
  2602. I don't think that makes you
  2603. special in this context.
  2604.  
  2605. 594
  2606. 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,317
  2607. Not working.
  2608.  
  2609. 595
  2610. 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,526
  2611. No. No.
  2612.  
  2613. 596
  2614. 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,028
  2615. No, come on, that's not gonna work.
  2616.  
  2617. 597
  2618. 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,530
  2619. Nope. Nope. The pouty thing...
  2620. that's not working either.
  2621.  
  2622. 598
  2623. 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,616
  2624. No, none of it. None of it.
  2625.  
  2626. 599
  2627. 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,786
  2628. Are you showing me your tubes?
  2629.  
  2630. 600
  2631. 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,289
  2632. - That's very mature. That's...
  2633. - Get off my chair.
  2634.  
  2635. 601
  2636. 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,709
  2637. - You want some orange rice?
  2638. - No.
  2639.  
  2640. 602
  2641. 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,336
  2642. - No? All right.
  2643. - Thank you.
  2644.  
  2645. 603
  2646. 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:23,590
  2647. - It's a pretty dumb idea, though.
  2648. - It is not dumb.
  2649.  
  2650. 604
  2651. 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,555
  2652. He's kind of, uh, a little academic.
  2653.  
  2654. 605
  2655. 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,017
  2656. So I decided to cut out gluten. That
  2657. was like the first thing that I did.
  2658.  
  2659. 606
  2660. 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,396
  2661. I would just like wake up in the morning
  2662. and feel like totally fatigued.
  2663.  
  2664. 607
  2665. 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,479
  2666. Just like, "eh."
  2667.  
  2668. 608
  2669. 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:45,570
  2670. You know, into his, uh, sciencey stuff.
  2671. I don't really get any of it, but...
  2672.  
  2673. 609
  2674. 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,076
  2675. No, no, no.
  2676.  
  2677. 610
  2678. 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,161
  2679. You know, it's the weirdest thing.
  2680.  
  2681. 611
  2682. 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,123
  2683. My cat's name is Sam.
  2684.  
  2685. 612
  2686. 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,209
  2687. - Okay.
  2688. - Yeah.
  2689.  
  2690. 613
  2691. 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,543
  2692. Thank you.
  2693.  
  2694. 614
  2695. 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,713
  2696. Too freaky. Too needy.
  2697.  
  2698. 615
  2699. 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,174
  2700. Too slutty. Too neurotic.
  2701.  
  2702. 616
  2703. 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,927
  2704. And, you know, he's allergic to cats.
  2705.  
  2706. 617
  2707. 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,971
  2708. So... so, you know, if you have...
  2709.  
  2710. 618
  2711. 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,098
  2712. Okay then.
  2713.  
  2714. 619
  2715. 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:22,190
  2716. So it says on your online profile
  2717. you were Phi Beta Kappa.
  2718.  
  2719. 620
  2720. 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,860
  2721. I had no life in college.
  2722.  
  2723. 621
  2724. 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,946
  2725. And now you're a researcher
  2726. for the National Institute of Health?
  2727.  
  2728. 622
  2729. 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,990
  2730. Yes. Still have no life.
  2731.  
  2732. 623
  2733. 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,076
  2734. I'm just... I'm just tired of being alone.
  2735.  
  2736. 624
  2737. 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,560
  2738. I'm where I want to be career-wise,
  2739.  
  2740. 625
  2741. 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:38,165
  2742. and I really would like to
  2743. settle down and have a family.
  2744.  
  2745. 626
  2746. 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,624
  2747. Oh, my God. Sorry.
  2748.  
  2749. 627
  2750. 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,626
  2751. It was gonna fall over.
  2752.  
  2753. 628
  2754. 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,795
  2755. Natural caretaker.
  2756. Also overbearing neurotic.
  2757.  
  2758. 629
  2759. 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,173
  2760. I'm the same way.
  2761.  
  2762. 630
  2763. 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,383
  2764. Um...
  2765.  
  2766. 631
  2767. 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,594
  2768. Let's set up a date.
  2769.  
  2770. 632
  2771. 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,887
  2772. Okay.
  2773.  
  2774. 633
  2775. 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:52,970
  2776. Um, just...
  2777.  
  2778. 634
  2779. 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,350
  2780. If I could just be honest with you,
  2781. um, I just don't quite understand
  2782.  
  2783. 635
  2784. 00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,770
  2785. why a man would send his assistant
  2786. to pre-interview women.
  2787.  
  2788. 636
  2789. 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,856
  2790. I just... I don't get it.
  2791.  
  2792. 637
  2793. 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,233
  2794. Yeah, um...
  2795.  
  2796. 638
  2797. 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,611
  2798. Here's the deal.
  2799.  
  2800. 639
  2801. 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,032
  2802. Sally! Please don't hold it against him!
  2803.  
  2804. 640
  2805. 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,289
  2806. This is the craziest thing like ever!
  2807.  
  2808. 641
  2809. 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:27,589
  2810. - Oh, shit. Oh, sorry! I'm sorry!
  2811. - No, I got it.
  2812.  
  2813. 642
  2814. 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,256
  2815. Got it.
  2816.  
  2817. 643
  2818. 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,554
  2819. It's kind of a long story.
  2820.  
  2821. 644
  2822. 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,223
  2823. I... I think I heard it.
  2824.  
  2825. 645
  2826. 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,475
  2827. I mean, I know I shouldn't,
  2828.  
  2829. 646
  2830. 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,727
  2831. but spying on the customers
  2832. is like the only thing
  2833.  
  2834. 647
  2835. 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,854
  2836. that makes this job halfway bearable.
  2837.  
  2838. 648
  2839. 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,857
  2840. You are way more interesting than most.
  2841.  
  2842. 649
  2843. 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:48,360
  2844. I know, it's unusual.
  2845.  
  2846. 650
  2847. 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,612
  2848. Yo, dude, I think it's awesome.
  2849.  
  2850. 651
  2851. 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,740
  2852. Like, my mom died seven years ago.
  2853.  
  2854. 652
  2855. 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,033
  2856. I was in high school.
  2857.  
  2858. 653
  2859. 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:59,871
  2860. And after she passed, my dad
  2861. spent every night alone.
  2862.  
  2863. 654
  2864. 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,457
  2865. And I tried to tell him, "Go out."
  2866.  
  2867. 655
  2868. 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,377
  2869. Live life. Find someone."
  2870.  
  2871. 656
  2872. 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,671
  2873. But not just anyone. The right person.
  2874.  
  2875. 657
  2876. 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,172
  2877. Exactly. Which is hard.
  2878.  
  2879. 658
  2880. 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,423
  2881. Right.
  2882.  
  2883. 659
  2884. 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,801
  2885. I mean, do you have any like friends
  2886.  
  2887. 660
  2888. 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,779
  2889. or anything that could like
  2890. take him off your hands?
  2891.  
  2892. 661
  2893. 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,056
  2894. Not anyone that would get this.
  2895.  
  2896. 662
  2897. 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,015
  2898. Right.
  2899.  
  2900. 663
  2901. 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:22,894
  2902. I mean, the thing is, finding the
  2903. right one is actually about volume.
  2904.  
  2905. 664
  2906. 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,897
  2907. You should host a mixer.
  2908.  
  2909. 665
  2910. 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,042
  2911. - No, like, invite some people.
  2912. - Yeah, right.
  2913.  
  2914. 666
  2915. 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:32,404
  2916. Nothing says "fun" like a mixer
  2917. hosted by your dying fiancée.
  2918.  
  2919. 667
  2920. 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,447
  2921. I mean, I'm having an art opening...
  2922.  
  2923. 668
  2924. 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,950
  2925. at this gallery space on Friday.
  2926.  
  2927. 669
  2928. 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,953
  2929. You could use it as a front. You,
  2930. like, wouldn't even need to be there.
  2931.  
  2932. 670
  2933. 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:44,541
  2934. And... And an art opening could bring
  2935. together some really interesting women.
  2936.  
  2937. 671
  2938. 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,502
  2939. Like the right types. Not that
  2940. there wouldn't be some people there
  2941.  
  2942. 672
  2943. 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,462
  2944. with like interested in
  2945. the free snacks, but...
  2946.  
  2947. 673
  2948. 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:50,547
  2949. I wouldn't want to...
  2950.  
  2951. 674
  2952. 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,383
  2953. No, honestly, dude, you'd
  2954. be doing me a real solid.
  2955.  
  2956. 675
  2957. 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,095
  2958. I'm Abbie.
  2959.  
  2960. 676
  2961. 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,097
  2962. I'm Mira.
  2963.  
  2964. 677
  2965. 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,276
  2966. A hundred and fifty dollars?
  2967.  
  2968. 678
  2969. 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,153
  2970. This place is a rip-off.
  2971.  
  2972. 679
  2973. 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,489
  2974. I could make this myself one week tops.
  2975.  
  2976. 680
  2977. 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,158
  2978. Focus, please.
  2979.  
  2980. 681
  2981. 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,493
  2982. We just need to freshen
  2983. up Sam's look a little.
  2984.  
  2985. 682
  2986. 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,203
  2987. Why is that again?
  2988.  
  2989. 683
  2990. 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:23,705
  2991. Trust me.
  2992.  
  2993. 684
  2994. 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,249
  2995. Any woman that meets him
  2996. is gonna want to shop for him.
  2997.  
  2998. 685
  2999. 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,336
  3000. The wrong one will put him in these.
  3001.  
  3002. 686
  3003. 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,589
  3004. - What are you doing?
  3005. - What?
  3006.  
  3007. 687
  3008. 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,052
  3009. You're the only one who gets to make
  3010. bad decisions because you're dying?
  3011.  
  3012. 688
  3013. 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,055
  3014. Terminal cancer. Put it on my bill.
  3015.  
  3016. 689
  3017. 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,681
  3018. You're just so cool with everything.
  3019.  
  3020. 690
  3021. 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,184
  3022. I'm not cool with any of this.
  3023.  
  3024. 691
  3025. 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,520
  3026. I've been dying longer than you have.
  3027.  
  3028. 692
  3029. 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,439
  3030. You get better at it.
  3031.  
  3032. 693
  3033. 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,066
  3034. How?
  3035.  
  3036. 694
  3037. 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,734
  3038. Well, it's like this vest.
  3039.  
  3040. 695
  3041. 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,988
  3042. At first it's, "Why is that old
  3043. man wearing that horrible vest?"
  3044.  
  3045. 696
  3046. 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,908
  3047. Pretty soon I become the vest guy.
  3048.  
  3049. 697
  3050. 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:04,788
  3051. After that, you realize that you'd
  3052. hardly recognize me without it.
  3053.  
  3054. 698
  3055. 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,207
  3056. I look comfortable in it.
  3057.  
  3058. 699
  3059. 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,667
  3060. It's a part of me, so...
  3061.  
  3062. 700
  3063. 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,294
  3064. you accept it.
  3065.  
  3066. 701
  3067. 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:15,215
  3068. I don't think I can ever
  3069. accept you in that vest.
  3070.  
  3071. 702
  3072. 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,298
  3073. No?
  3074.  
  3075. 703
  3076. 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,095
  3077. Try this on. I want to see
  3078. what it'll look like on Sam.
  3079.  
  3080. 704
  3081. 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,221
  3082. Okay.
  3083.  
  3084. 705
  3085. 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,476
  3086. Okay.
  3087.  
  3088. 706
  3089. 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,478
  3090. Yeah.
  3091.  
  3092. 707
  3093. 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:32,023
  3094. But let me pair it
  3095. with some skinny jeans.
  3096.  
  3097. 708
  3098. 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,362
  3099. - Okay.
  3100. - I look three days younger.
  3101.  
  3102. 709
  3103. 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:39,822
  3104. Come on.
  3105.  
  3106. 710
  3107. 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,453
  3108. These... Oh!
  3109.  
  3110. 711
  3111. 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,206
  3112. They're cutting off my circulation.
  3113.  
  3114. 712
  3115. 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:51,835
  3116. Seriously, my ankles are tingling,
  3117. my feet are asleep.
  3118.  
  3119. 713
  3120. 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,878
  3121. - You look hot!
  3122. - It's just...
  3123.  
  3124. 714
  3125. 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,505
  3126. Can I ask what this is about?
  3127.  
  3128. 715
  3129. 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,049
  3130. Just some retail therapy.
  3131.  
  3132. 716
  3133. 00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,300
  3134. Right.
  3135.  
  3136. 717
  3137. 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,344
  3138. And where am I supposed
  3139. to put my phone?
  3140.  
  3141. 718
  3142. 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,346
  3143. Now...
  3144.  
  3145. 719
  3146. 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:06,057
  3147. Okay, this jacket is dry clean only.
  3148.  
  3149. 720
  3150. 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:10,687
  3151. Which means, if I'm not around,
  3152. do not put this in the laundry.
  3153.  
  3154. 721
  3155. 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:11,771
  3156. Oh.
  3157.  
  3158. 722
  3159. 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,773
  3160. Shit. Laundry.
  3161.  
  3162. 723
  3163. 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,608
  3164. All right, so...
  3165.  
  3166. 724
  3167. 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,277
  3168. - In here.
  3169. - Really?
  3170.  
  3171. 725
  3172. 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,738
  3173. - Okay, so...
  3174. - I know how to turn it on.
  3175.  
  3176. 726
  3177. 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,283
  3178. Yeah, but colors, whites, delicates.
  3179.  
  3180. 727
  3181. 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,242
  3182. Right.
  3183.  
  3184. 728
  3185. 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,744
  3186. The dryer sometimes gets stuck,
  3187.  
  3188. 729
  3189. 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,413
  3190. so, uh, you just give it two kicks.
  3191.  
  3192. 730
  3193. 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,123
  3194. Right here. Like that.
  3195.  
  3196. 731
  3197. 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,167
  3198. And it will generally unstick itself.
  3199.  
  3200. 732
  3201. 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,084
  3202. Exactly.
  3203.  
  3204. 733
  3205. 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,004
  3206. Uh, this dial is the minutes.
  3207.  
  3208. 734
  3209. 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,382
  3210. It tells you how much time you have left.
  3211.  
  3212. 735
  3213. 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:46,765
  3214. If the time runs out before the
  3215. clothes are ready, you just...
  3216.  
  3217. 736
  3218. 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,476
  3219. turn the dial.
  3220.  
  3221. 737
  3222. 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,353
  3223. - Hmm. Wait.
  3224. - What?
  3225.  
  3226. 738
  3227. 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,063
  3228. Are you okay?
  3229.  
  3230. 739
  3231. 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,661
  3232. Yeah, I tend to have that effect on women.
  3233.  
  3234. 740
  3235. 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:52,831
  3236. Too soon?
  3237.  
  3238. 741
  3239. 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,917
  3240. Yeah, too soon.
  3241.  
  3242. 742
  3243. 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,435
  3244. - I love you, Abs.
  3245. - I love you, Sam.
  3246.  
  3247. 743
  3248. 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,999
  3249. I've loved you since the beginning.
  3250.  
  3251. 744
  3252. 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,441
  3253. I've loved you
  3254. since the beginning.
  3255.  
  3256. 745
  3257. 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,697
  3258. - And I'll always love you.
  3259. - I'll always love you.
  3260.  
  3261. 746
  3262. 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,034
  3263. - I'll love you forever.
  3264. - I'll love you forever.
  3265.  
  3266. 747
  3267. 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,955
  3268. Mom, would you stop?
  3269.  
  3270. 748
  3271. 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,958
  3272. Hospitals are very dehydrating.
  3273.  
  3274. 749
  3275. 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,961
  3276. Don't touch your face.
  3277. I don't want you to get sick.
  3278.  
  3279. 750
  3280. 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,340
  3281. More sick.
  3282.  
  3283. 751
  3284. 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,426
  3285. Everything going okay in here?
  3286.  
  3287. 752
  3288. 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,892
  3289. Hey, Mom, you want to do me a favor
  3290. and run down to the cafeteria
  3291.  
  3292. 753
  3293. 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,184
  3294. and get us some Ho Hos?
  3295.  
  3296. 754
  3297. 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,103
  3298. - Ho Hos?
  3299. - Yeah. You don't know Ho Hos?
  3300.  
  3301. 755
  3302. 00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,231
  3303. They're like little pinwheel cakes.
  3304. Chocolate covered. They're delicious.
  3305.  
  3306. 756
  3307. 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,528
  3308. - How about if I get you a green salad?
  3309. - Great.
  3310.  
  3311. 757
  3312. 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,988
  3313. - Green juice.
  3314. - That sounds great.
  3315.  
  3316. 758
  3317. 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,090
  3318. Yeah, but don't forget
  3319. those Ho Hos though.
  3320.  
  3321. 759
  3322. 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,383
  3323. I got a little bit of a sweet tooth.
  3324.  
  3325. 760
  3326. 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,743
  3327. - They still make Ho Hos?
  3328. - They still make them.
  3329.  
  3330. 761
  3331. 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,912
  3332. Thanks, Mom.
  3333.  
  3334. 762
  3335. 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,257
  3336. Psychology.
  3337.  
  3338. 763
  3339. 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,885
  3340. Spirituality.
  3341.  
  3342. 764
  3343. 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,929
  3344. Oh! Here we go.
  3345.  
  3346. 765
  3347. 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,973
  3348. Vegetable Gardening for Dummies.
  3349.  
  3350. 766
  3351. 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,353
  3352. Camping for Dummies.
  3353.  
  3354. 767
  3355. 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,648
  3356. Ooh. He could take up Bridge.
  3357.  
  3358. 768
  3359. 00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:44,359
  3360. - It could help him meet people.
  3361. - Oh. Here's a good one.
  3362.  
  3363. 769
  3364. 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,904
  3365. The Art of Letting Go.
  3366.  
  3367. 770
  3368. 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,572
  3369. Try that.
  3370.  
  3371. 771
  3372. 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,283
  3373. Look, if you don't agree
  3374. with what I'm doing...
  3375.  
  3376. 772
  3377. 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,703
  3378. I don't. But I enjoy hanging with you.
  3379.  
  3380. 773
  3381. 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:56,871
  3382. It's interesting.
  3383.  
  3384. 774
  3385. 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,540
  3386. You're like a slow-moving car crash.
  3387.  
  3388. 775
  3389. 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,626
  3390. - Ooh.
  3391. - Thanks.
  3392.  
  3393. 776
  3394. 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,755
  3395. It's exactly how I feel, actually.
  3396.  
  3397. 777
  3398. 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:08,591
  3399. It's like I'm heading
  3400. towards this brick wall,
  3401.  
  3402. 778
  3403. 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,051
  3404. and I can't do anything...
  3405.  
  3406. 779
  3407. 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,637
  3408. - Myron?
  3409. - Here. Look at that.
  3410.  
  3411. 780
  3412. 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,888
  3413. Myron!
  3414.  
  3415. 781
  3416. 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,265
  3417. Hey, I'm not dead yet.
  3418.  
  3419. 782
  3420. 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:17,517
  3421. Oh, my gosh.
  3422.  
  3423. 783
  3424. 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,104
  3425. - You're gonna get that?
  3426. - Yes. It's a keeper.
  3427.  
  3428. 784
  3429. 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,147
  3430. - It's not a Dummy book.
  3431. - Okay.
  3432.  
  3433. 785
  3434. 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,610
  3435. - No, don't. That's enough.
  3436. - Okay. Okay.
  3437.  
  3438. 786
  3439. 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:35,868
  3440. "Likes vegetable gardening
  3441. and is learning to play Bridge."
  3442.  
  3443. 787
  3444. 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:10,194
  3445. What if I had run away and joined a cult?
  3446.  
  3447. 788
  3448. 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,239
  3449. I guess I would have to join too.
  3450.  
  3451. 789
  3452. 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:18,119
  3453. What if relationships between
  3454. cult members was frowned upon?
  3455.  
  3456. 790
  3457. 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,746
  3458. Like an asexual cult?
  3459.  
  3460. 791
  3461. 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,849
  3462. Yeah. And you couldn't do an
  3463. intervention and get me out
  3464.  
  3465. 792
  3466. 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,416
  3467. because I was totally brainwashed.
  3468.  
  3469. 793
  3470. 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:24,959
  3471. Hmm.
  3472.  
  3473. 794
  3474. 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,963
  3475. Well, I guess I would have to
  3476. become a rival cult leader,
  3477.  
  3478. 795
  3479. 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,215
  3480. re-brainwash you according
  3481. to my philosophy,
  3482.  
  3483. 796
  3484. 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:35,803
  3485. and then steal you away into my
  3486. cult, which would be a sex cult.
  3487.  
  3488. 797
  3489. 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:50,068
  3490. What if I were exactly like me, except
  3491. I had really terrible halitosis.
  3492.  
  3493. 798
  3494. 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,236
  3495. I would get you a mint.
  3496.  
  3497. 799
  3498. 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:57,617
  3499. Or I would destroy the olfactory receptors
  3500. in my nose so that I didn't care.
  3501.  
  3502. 800
  3503. 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,627
  3504. What if I die?
  3505.  
  3506. 801
  3507. 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,341
  3508. I would...
  3509.  
  3510. 802
  3511. 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,219
  3512. never recover.
  3513.  
  3514. 803
  3515. 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:46,332
  3516. Should I be able to tell that
  3517. you're circumcised in those jeans?
  3518.  
  3519. 804
  3520. 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,294
  3521. 'Cause I can. And there's not
  3522. a lot of, uh, room for imagination
  3523.  
  3524. 805
  3525. 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,046
  3526. or your penis in those pants.
  3527.  
  3528. 806
  3529. 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:55,633
  3530. I don't want to go to this. I don't...
  3531. I don't know anything about art.
  3532.  
  3533. 807
  3534. 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,820
  3535. - I don't even like art. I'm color-blind.
  3536. - Would you relax?
  3537.  
  3538. 808
  3539. 00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:00,304
  3540. - She just wants people there.
  3541. - Is she hot?
  3542.  
  3543. 809
  3544. 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,508
  3545. Trust me, Benji, it will be
  3546. a target rich environment.
  3547.  
  3548. 810
  3549. 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,226
  3550. See? Come on, man. Free food, cute girls.
  3551.  
  3552. 811
  3553. 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,477
  3554. Come on, let's do this.
  3555.  
  3556. 812
  3557. 00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,479
  3558. How exactly do you know this artist again?
  3559.  
  3560. 813
  3561. 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,983
  3562. We met randomly at a cafe,
  3563. and we really bonded and...
  3564.  
  3565. 814
  3566. 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,502
  3567. - When?
  3568. - I... I don't know. I just...
  3569.  
  3570. 815
  3571. 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,069
  3572. I don't want to disappoint her.
  3573.  
  3574. 816
  3575. 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,529
  3576. Are you sure you can't come?
  3577.  
  3578. 817
  3579. 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:18,281
  3580. I-I don't feel up to it. Trust me.
  3581.  
  3582. 818
  3583. 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:21,868
  3584. Okay. W... We'll go, just as long
  3585. as you stop touching my hair.
  3586.  
  3587. 819
  3588. 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,578
  3589. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
  3590.  
  3591. 820
  3592. 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,289
  3593. You're adorable.
  3594.  
  3595. 821
  3596. 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,207
  3597. - Stop that!
  3598. - Oh, he can move in them!
  3599.  
  3600. 822
  3601. 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,917
  3602. - Let's go.
  3603. - No, not really.
  3604.  
  3605. 823
  3606. 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,086
  3607. Man, I think you look amazing.
  3608.  
  3609. 824
  3610. 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,672
  3611. I mean, this is genius.
  3612.  
  3613. 825
  3614. 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,758
  3615. - Like, there's zippers and keys.
  3616. - Shut up.
  3617.  
  3618. 826
  3619. 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:38,885
  3620. Okay, okay.
  3621.  
  3622. 827
  3623. 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,261
  3624. It's gonna be great.
  3625.  
  3626. 828
  3627. 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,387
  3628. Have fun.
  3629.  
  3630. 829
  3631. 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,891
  3632. We got this. We got this.
  3633.  
  3634. 830
  3635. 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,851
  3636. I mean, that ass, right?
  3637.  
  3638. 831
  3639. 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,937
  3640. Come on, hold my hand.
  3641.  
  3642. 832
  3643. 00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,966
  3644. To really get into the souls
  3645. of what it is that you want, you know,
  3646.  
  3647. 833
  3648. 00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:02,190
  3649. 'cause that's what I focus on.
  3650.  
  3651. 834
  3652. 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:06,245
  3653. You know? Just how the female energy
  3654. makes a man who he is.
  3655.  
  3656. 835
  3657. 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,081
  3658. Is he mingling?
  3659.  
  3660. 836
  3661. 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,708
  3662. He's admiring the art.
  3663.  
  3664. 837
  3665. 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,169
  3666. Sam doesn't care about art.
  3667.  
  3668. 838
  3669. 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:18,215
  3670. Nah, he's just hoping if he keeps
  3671. himself occupied with an activity,
  3672.  
  3673. 839
  3674. 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,884
  3675. no one will actually talk to him.
  3676.  
  3677. 840
  3678. 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,010
  3679. He's very good-looking.
  3680.  
  3681. 841
  3682. 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,763
  3683. Can I say that and not be awkward?
  3684.  
  3685. 842
  3686. 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:27,016
  3687. Uh, that's my whole point.
  3688.  
  3689. 843
  3690. 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,062
  3691. What about you and your wife?
  3692. How'd you two meet?
  3693.  
  3694. 844
  3695. 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,313
  3696. At a party.
  3697.  
  3698. 845
  3699. 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:33,856
  3700. We were in college.
  3701.  
  3702. 846
  3703. 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,942
  3704. We got hitched three years later.
  3705.  
  3706. 847
  3707. 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,655
  3708. That's it? No story?
  3709.  
  3710. 848
  3711. 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,490
  3712. The story came after.
  3713.  
  3714. 849
  3715. 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,951
  3716. Getting married. Life.
  3717.  
  3718. 850
  3719. 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,412
  3720. Building a home. Kids, grandkids.
  3721.  
  3722. 851
  3723. 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:49,913
  3724. Sorry.
  3725.  
  3726. 852
  3727. 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,874
  3728. It's okay.
  3729.  
  3730. 853
  3731. 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,585
  3732. I won't know the difference, I guess.
  3733.  
  3734. 854
  3735. 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,797
  3736. I just want those things for Sam.
  3737.  
  3738. 855
  3739. 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,299
  3740. - I have to hand it to you.
  3741. - What?
  3742.  
  3743. 856
  3744. 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,676
  3745. You are stubborn.
  3746.  
  3747. 857
  3748. 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,513
  3749. This might be the worst plan in the
  3750. world, but you're committed to it,
  3751.  
  3752. 858
  3753. 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,973
  3754. and I like that.
  3755.  
  3756. 859
  3757. 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,809
  3758. Yeah, well, don't be too impressed.
  3759.  
  3760. 860
  3761. 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,394
  3762. Hasn't worked yet.
  3763.  
  3764. 861
  3765. 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,065
  3766. I don't know about that.
  3767.  
  3768. 862
  3769. 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,776
  3770. What?
  3771.  
  3772. 863
  3773. 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:19,986
  3774. Let me see that.
  3775.  
  3776. 864
  3777. 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:24,782
  3778. No, that's just the girl whose show it is.
  3779.  
  3780. 865
  3781. 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,865
  3782. So?
  3783.  
  3784. 866
  3785. 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,202
  3786. So she's just doing
  3787. this as a favor to me.
  3788.  
  3789. 867
  3790. 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,997
  3791. - So?
  3792. - So, she's not his type.
  3793.  
  3794. 868
  3795. 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,081
  3796. Yeah?
  3797.  
  3798. 869
  3799. 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,461
  3800. Oh, no. Don't do the snorty laugh.
  3801.  
  3802. 870
  3803. 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,464
  3804. Ugh! He did the snorty laugh.
  3805.  
  3806. 871
  3807. 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,718
  3808. - Oh, he does that when he's...
  3809. - When he's nervous.
  3810.  
  3811. 872
  3812. 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:45,928
  3813. Happy.
  3814.  
  3815. 873
  3816. 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,388
  3817. Here.
  3818.  
  3819. 874
  3820. 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,934
  3821. Estelle's hot chocolate.
  3822.  
  3823. 875
  3824. 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,228
  3825. It cures whatever ails you.
  3826.  
  3827. 876
  3828. 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,896
  3829. Except cancer.
  3830.  
  3831. 877
  3832. 00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,317
  3833. To the things we do
  3834. for the people we love.
  3835.  
  3836. 878
  3837. 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,201
  3838. Mmm. Hits the spot.
  3839.  
  3840. 879
  3841. 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,417
  3842. Dude.
  3843.  
  3844. 880
  3845. 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,053
  3846. I thought your friend
  3847. said he had a girlfriend.
  3848.  
  3849. 881
  3850. 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:29,764
  3851. He has.
  3852.  
  3853. 882
  3854. 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:31,849
  3855. Twelve.
  3856.  
  3857. 883
  3858. 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,311
  3859. Well, as long as he's up front
  3860. about it with everyone, right?
  3861.  
  3862. 884
  3863. 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,188
  3864. Oh, yeah.
  3865.  
  3866. 885
  3867. 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,025
  3868. Nah, he's definitely not.
  3869.  
  3870. 886
  3871. 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,488
  3872. Well, this was something.
  3873.  
  3874. 887
  3875. 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:49,617
  3876. Your... Your work is really specific.
  3877.  
  3878. 888
  3879. 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,953
  3880. Oh, wow. That's the best you could do?
  3881. "Specific"?
  3882.  
  3883. 889
  3884. 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:56,207
  3885. Oh, I didn't mean... You know,
  3886. I don't know anything about art.
  3887.  
  3888. 890
  3889. 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,875
  3890. I'm actually color-blind.
  3891.  
  3892. 891
  3893. 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,213
  3894. - It's black and white.
  3895. - Yeah, I'm just gonna shut up now.
  3896.  
  3897. 892
  3898. 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,215
  3899. No, it's okay. I know it's crap.
  3900.  
  3901. 893
  3902. 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,299
  3903. It's not crap.
  3904.  
  3905. 894
  3906. 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,176
  3907. It... I... You know, there's, uh,
  3908.  
  3909. 895
  3910. 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,472
  3911. this one with the face
  3912. that looks like a butt.
  3913.  
  3914. 896
  3915. 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,015
  3916. Oh, yeah. "Butt face."
  3917.  
  3918. 897
  3919. 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,101
  3920. - That's the title?
  3921. - No.
  3922.  
  3923. 898
  3924. 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,061
  3925. It's actually a self-portrait.
  3926.  
  3927. 899
  3928. 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,354
  3929. Really?
  3930.  
  3931. 900
  3932. 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,772
  3933. No!
  3934.  
  3935. 901
  3936. 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,650
  3937. God, is that what you think I look like?
  3938.  
  3939. 902
  3940. 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,568
  3941. - Oh, God.
  3942. - Stop doing that.
  3943.  
  3944. 903
  3945. 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,114
  3946. I'm sorry. Sorry.
  3947.  
  3948. 904
  3949. 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,533
  3950. I know I shouldn't mess with you.
  3951.  
  3952. 905
  3953. 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:33,327
  3954. I know you and Abbie are going
  3955. through a lot right now.
  3956.  
  3957. 906
  3958. 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:36,747
  3959. Well, it's... it's actually nice
  3960. to talk about something else.
  3961.  
  3962. 907
  3963. 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:40,251
  3964. Donald F. Duck. What's his middle name?
  3965.  
  3966. 908
  3967. 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,627
  3968. Fauntleroy.
  3969.  
  3970. 909
  3971. 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:43,254
  3972. How do you know that?
  3973.  
  3974. 910
  3975. 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,672
  3976. Because everybody knows that.
  3977.  
  3978. 911
  3979. 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:46,381
  3980. Oh.
  3981.  
  3982. 912
  3983. 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,844
  3984. Well, good night.
  3985.  
  3986. 913
  3987. 00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:51,887
  3988. Are you okay to get home?
  3989.  
  3990. 914
  3991. 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,889
  3992. I actually... I... I live upstairs
  3993.  
  3994. 915
  3995. 00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,307
  3996. in... in a closet.
  3997.  
  3998. 916
  3999. 00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,726
  4000. It's... Well, it's not a closet.
  4001.  
  4002. 917
  4003. 00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,020
  4004. It's actually a huge bedroom
  4005. by New York standards,
  4006.  
  4007. 918
  4008. 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,439
  4009. but it's still a closet.
  4010.  
  4011. 919
  4012. 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,152
  4013. Okay, well, good night.
  4014.  
  4015. 920
  4016. 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,610
  4017. Bye.
  4018.  
  4019. 921
  4020. 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,073
  4021. I just want to say, actually,
  4022.  
  4023. 922
  4024. 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:14,577
  4025. I know it's none of my business, but
  4026. you guys, you and Abbie, you're...
  4027.  
  4028. 923
  4029. 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,454
  4030. really inspiring.
  4031.  
  4032. 924
  4033. 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:18,831
  4034. Thank you.
  4035.  
  4036. 925
  4037. 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,541
  4038. What she's doing, it's...
  4039.  
  4040. 926
  4041. 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:25,796
  4042. To care about someone so much
  4043. that you would try and find a way
  4044.  
  4045. 927
  4046. 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,801
  4047. to take care of them and find a
  4048. path for them after they're gone...
  4049.  
  4050. 928
  4051. 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,847
  4052. I feel like if someone loved me
  4053. like that for like five minutes,
  4054.  
  4055. 929
  4056. 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,892
  4057. I would probably feel like the luckiest
  4058. person on the face of the planet.
  4059.  
  4060. 930
  4061. 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,606
  4062. I'm sorry, I... I got to go.
  4063.  
  4064. 931
  4065. 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,027
  4066. I'm sorry.
  4067.  
  4068. 932
  4069. 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,036
  4070. I know you're not really sleeping.
  4071.  
  4072. 933
  4073. 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,472
  4074. Because I know how your breathing
  4075. sounds when you sleep.
  4076.  
  4077. 934
  4078. 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,475
  4079. Which is something you don't
  4080. even know about yourself.
  4081.  
  4082. 935
  4083. 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,065
  4084. I know everything about you, Abbie.
  4085.  
  4086. 936
  4087. 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:31,362
  4088. But I have to say, you still know
  4089. how to shock the hell out of me.
  4090.  
  4091. 937
  4092. 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:32,446
  4093. What do you mean?
  4094.  
  4095. 938
  4096. 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:33,781
  4097. The clothes.
  4098.  
  4099. 939
  4100. 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,533
  4101. - The mixer.
  4102. - Sam...
  4103.  
  4104. 940
  4105. 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:41,205
  4106. For the record, I am not a dummy.
  4107.  
  4108. 941
  4109. 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,456
  4110. I know what's going on.
  4111.  
  4112. 942
  4113. 00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:44,219
  4114. And I went along with
  4115. you trying to help me
  4116.  
  4117. 943
  4118. 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,530
  4119. because I know it's helping you.
  4120.  
  4121. 944
  4122. 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,088
  4123. But setting me up? Are you serious?
  4124.  
  4125. 945
  4126. 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,591
  4127. Please. You spend your life talking
  4128. about protons and neutrons.
  4129.  
  4130. 946
  4131. 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,051
  4132. - Neurons!
  4133. - Okay, okay.
  4134.  
  4135. 947
  4136. 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:57,930
  4137. Sam, most people don't find
  4138. what we had... have
  4139.  
  4140. 948
  4141. 00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,515
  4142. once, much less twice in a lifetime.
  4143.  
  4144. 949
  4145. 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:00,951
  4146. What we have? You mean, a relationship
  4147.  
  4148. 950
  4149. 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,894
  4150. where one person is... is
  4151. lying, and sneaking around,
  4152.  
  4153. 951
  4154. 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,372
  4155. - and manipulating?
  4156. - It's for your own good!
  4157.  
  4158. 952
  4159. 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,898
  4160. You just tried to manipulate my life!
  4161.  
  4162. 953
  4163. 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,569
  4164. Or you mean a relationship where
  4165. you have such a low opinion of me,
  4166.  
  4167. 954
  4168. 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,693
  4169. that you truly believe that nobody else
  4170. on the planet would ever fall for me.
  4171.  
  4172. 955
  4173. 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,759
  4174. Obviously not. But that's the whole point!
  4175. You're gonna get swarmed,
  4176.  
  4177. 956
  4178. 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,636
  4179. and it's gonna be impossible
  4180. to find the right person!
  4181.  
  4182. 957
  4183. 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,829
  4184. I already found the right person!
  4185.  
  4186. 958
  4187. 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,832
  4188. Or I thought I had.
  4189.  
  4190. 959
  4191. 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,591
  4192. Abs, I didn't...
  4193.  
  4194. 960
  4195. 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,677
  4196. You know I didn't mean that.
  4197.  
  4198. 961
  4199. 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,012
  4200. Hey, come here.
  4201.  
  4202. 962
  4203. 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,266
  4204. Are you okay?
  4205.  
  4206. 963
  4207. 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:54,153
  4208. What is she thinking? Does she think
  4209. I'm completely clueless with women?
  4210.  
  4211. 964
  4212. 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,238
  4213. - Benji?
  4214. - No.
  4215.  
  4216. 965
  4217. 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,782
  4218. Yeah? No.
  4219.  
  4220. 966
  4221. 00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,034
  4222. - Wait, what?
  4223. - I hate you.
  4224.  
  4225. 967
  4226. 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,452
  4227. I love you, though.
  4228.  
  4229. 968
  4230. 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,620
  4231. You just... You've never seen me in action.
  4232.  
  4233. 969
  4234. 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,289
  4235. Hmm. No.
  4236.  
  4237. 970
  4238. 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,975
  4239. No, I have never seen you in...
  4240. Actually, I don't...
  4241.  
  4242. 971
  4243. 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,834
  4244. I never want to see you
  4245. in action either, man.
  4246.  
  4247. 972
  4248. 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:10,961
  4249. You know what, actually?
  4250. Let me see your look.
  4251.  
  4252. 973
  4253. 00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,922
  4254. Let me see your come hither look, man.
  4255. It's just like...
  4256.  
  4257. 974
  4258. 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,466
  4259. You know, let me see that.
  4260.  
  4261. 975
  4262. 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,593
  4263. Do it. Come on. Come on.
  4264.  
  4265. 976
  4266. 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:20,888
  4267. Throw a little hair in there.
  4268.  
  4269. 977
  4270. 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,015
  4271. Well, like...
  4272.  
  4273. 978
  4274. 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,266
  4275. Oh, God.
  4276.  
  4277. 979
  4278. 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:27,186
  4279. Uh, just stop, man. I don't
  4280. ever want to see that again.
  4281.  
  4282. 980
  4283. 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,979
  4284. I mean, it's just really upsetting.
  4285.  
  4286. 981
  4287. 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,900
  4288. Yeah, well, it's all pretty upsetting.
  4289.  
  4290. 982
  4291. 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,069
  4292. I know.
  4293.  
  4294. 983
  4295. 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,573
  4296. What do I do?
  4297.  
  4298. 984
  4299. 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:44,078
  4300. Look, all you can do is be there
  4301. for her, however you can.
  4302.  
  4303. 985
  4304. 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,306
  4305. I mean, look, she's got to
  4306. be scared out of her mind.
  4307.  
  4308. 986
  4309. 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,874
  4310. And right now, she just needs to know
  4311.  
  4312. 987
  4313. 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,210
  4314. that if the worst thing happens...
  4315.  
  4316. 988
  4317. 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,796
  4318. that you are gonna be okay.
  4319.  
  4320. 989
  4321. 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,549
  4322. What if I don't know if I'm gonna be okay?
  4323.  
  4324. 990
  4325. 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,719
  4326. Well, I guess, um...
  4327.  
  4328. 991
  4329. 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,098
  4330. you pretend.
  4331.  
  4332. 992
  4333. 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:07,768
  4334. You pretend.
  4335.  
  4336. 993
  4337. 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:21,240
  4338. Are you ready to drop
  4339. this mishigas with Sam?
  4340.  
  4341. 994
  4342. 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,242
  4343. You think I should?
  4344.  
  4345. 995
  4346. 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,660
  4347. Here's what I know:
  4348.  
  4349. 996
  4350. 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,248
  4351. You don't have as much
  4352. time as you think you do.
  4353.  
  4354. 997
  4355. 00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:31,708
  4356. - I don't?
  4357. - No.
  4358.  
  4359. 998
  4360. 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:35,337
  4361. - What are you trying to say?
  4362. - I'm not saying it, the Buddha did.
  4363.  
  4364. 999
  4365. 00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,690
  4366. I didn't realize you were Buddhist.
  4367.  
  4368. 1000
  4369. 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,883
  4370. I'm not, but it stuck with me.
  4371.  
  4372. 1001
  4373. 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,010
  4374. And it's true for you.
  4375.  
  4376. 1002
  4377. 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,847
  4378. It's true for every person on the planet.
  4379.  
  4380. 1003
  4381. 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:49,560
  4382. I need some snacks.
  4383.  
  4384. 1004
  4385. 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,728
  4386. - Could you...
  4387. - Oh.
  4388.  
  4389. 1005
  4390. 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,573
  4391. I can't believe you eat those things.
  4392.  
  4393. 1006
  4394. 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:03,866
  4395. They're tasty.
  4396.  
  4397. 1007
  4398. 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:08,454
  4399. The chemo has clearly
  4400. destroyed your taste buds.
  4401.  
  4402. 1008
  4403. 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:10,330
  4404. Try one.
  4405.  
  4406. 1009
  4407. 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,424
  4408. They're disgusting.
  4409.  
  4410. 1010
  4411. 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,178
  4412. Keep going. You get to tasty.
  4413.  
  4414. 1011
  4415. 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,853
  4416. - Just about 20 of these.
  4417. - Mm-hmm.
  4418.  
  4419. 1012
  4420. 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,981
  4421. So there's ten for you and ten for me.
  4422.  
  4423. 1013
  4424. 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,859
  4425. The second bite is actually not as bad.
  4426.  
  4427. 1014
  4428. 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,195
  4429. Good for you, too.
  4430.  
  4431. 1015
  4432. 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,040
  4433. Okay.
  4434.  
  4435. 1016
  4436. 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,584
  4437. Someone...
  4438.  
  4439. 1017
  4440. 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,794
  4441. who hikes.
  4442.  
  4443. 1018
  4444. 00:54:58,795 --> 00:54:59,795
  4445. What?
  4446.  
  4447. 1019
  4448. 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:04,801
  4449. In the future, if I ever did this
  4450. again, which I probably won't,
  4451.  
  4452. 1020
  4453. 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:06,220
  4454. but if I did,
  4455.  
  4456. 1021
  4457. 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,889
  4458. and if it makes you feel better to know,
  4459.  
  4460. 1022
  4461. 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,601
  4462. it would be with someone who hikes.
  4463.  
  4464. 1023
  4465. 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,854
  4466. - We never hike.
  4467. - Because you hate it.
  4468.  
  4469. 1024
  4470. 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:16,938
  4471. That's not true.
  4472.  
  4473. 1025
  4474. 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,233
  4475. We took that one hike up
  4476. Bear Mountain ten years ago,
  4477.  
  4478. 1026
  4479. 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,193
  4480. you complained the entire time.
  4481.  
  4482. 1027
  4483. 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,556
  4484. That's because hiking is boring.
  4485.  
  4486. 1028
  4487. 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:24,029
  4488. It's basically walking.
  4489.  
  4490. 1029
  4491. 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,073
  4492. And walking is something
  4493. you do to get somewhere.
  4494.  
  4495. 1030
  4496. 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:29,201
  4497. Hiking from your car up a hill
  4498. and then back to your car
  4499.  
  4500. 1031
  4501. 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,619
  4502. is totally pointless.
  4503.  
  4504. 1032
  4505. 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,623
  4506. Okay.
  4507.  
  4508. 1033
  4509. 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,793
  4510. - Duly noted.
  4511. - Thank you.
  4512.  
  4513. 1034
  4514. 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:38,876
  4515. Hiking.
  4516.  
  4517. 1035
  4518. 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,255
  4519. What else?
  4520.  
  4521. 1036
  4522. 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,924
  4523. I like dancing.
  4524.  
  4525. 1037
  4526. 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:47,010
  4527. I would like to try
  4528. ballroom dancing classes.
  4529.  
  4530. 1038
  4531. 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,888
  4532. You know, like the fox-trot
  4533. or the waltz, even though...
  4534.  
  4535. 1039
  4536. 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,932
  4537. - It's lame.
  4538. - I know you think it's lame.
  4539.  
  4540. 1040
  4541. 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,434
  4542. - The fox-trot? Seriously?
  4543. - Yeah!
  4544.  
  4545. 1041
  4546. 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:57,229
  4547. How about something just
  4548. moderately nerdy like swing.
  4549.  
  4550. 1042
  4551. 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,065
  4552. Is this person for you or for me?
  4553.  
  4554. 1043
  4555. 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:04,778
  4556. Okay.
  4557.  
  4558. 1044
  4559. 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,114
  4560. - Good.
  4561. - I get it.
  4562.  
  4563. 1045
  4564. 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,866
  4565. I'll update your profile.
  4566.  
  4567. 1046
  4568. 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,451
  4569. What profile?
  4570.  
  4571. 1047
  4572. 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:12,953
  4573. This profile.
  4574.  
  4575. 1048
  4576. 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:17,624
  4577. God.
  4578.  
  4579. 1049
  4580. 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,041
  4581. You're welcome.
  4582.  
  4583. 1050
  4584. 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,961
  4585. - You've been pretending to be me?
  4586. - So...
  4587.  
  4588. 1051
  4589. 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,546
  4590. Well, you know.
  4591.  
  4592. 1052
  4593. 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:25,048
  4594. - So, Sam...
  4595. - Did I tell you you're sick?
  4596.  
  4597. 1053
  4598. 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:29,928
  4599. Likes neutrons and...
  4600.  
  4601. 1054
  4602. 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,888
  4603. - merengue.
  4604. - Neurons! Neurons!
  4605.  
  4606. 1055
  4607. 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:34,599
  4608. God!
  4609.  
  4610. 1056
  4611. 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,241
  4612. Okay. What do you think of this picture?
  4613.  
  4614. 1057
  4615. 00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:38,103
  4616. You took a picture of me
  4617. while I was sleeping?
  4618.  
  4619. 1058
  4620. 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,272
  4621. Mm-hmm. Oh, come on.
  4622. I worked really hard on this.
  4623.  
  4624. 1059
  4625. 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,208
  4626. No? You want me to take another one?
  4627.  
  4628. 1060
  4629. 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:43,752
  4630. - Yeah, let's take another one.
  4631. - Okay.
  4632.  
  4633. 1061
  4634. 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,320
  4635. Okay, ready? Okay, come on.
  4636.  
  4637. 1062
  4638. 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,403
  4639. - What?
  4640. - Smile.
  4641.  
  4642. 1063
  4643. 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,324
  4644. Okay. What do you think?
  4645.  
  4646. 1064
  4647. 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,247
  4648. - What do you think of that? Oh.
  4649. - That's good.
  4650.  
  4651. 1065
  4652. 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,160
  4653. - Uh-huh.
  4654. - In black and white.
  4655.  
  4656. 1066
  4657. 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,804
  4658. You want to... You want to add something?
  4659.  
  4660. 1067
  4661. 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:58,707
  4662. Yeah. Um, maybe like, uh,
  4663. "It's what's inside that counts"?
  4664.  
  4665. 1068
  4666. 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,445
  4667. Are you coming to bed?
  4668.  
  4669. 1069
  4670. 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,073
  4671. Oh.
  4672.  
  4673. 1070
  4674. 00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,156
  4675. Abbie?
  4676.  
  4677. 1071
  4678. 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,703
  4679. Abs, what is it?
  4680.  
  4681. 1072
  4682. 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,038
  4683. It's broken.
  4684.  
  4685. 1073
  4686. 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,165
  4687. - Oh, shit.
  4688. - It's broken.
  4689.  
  4690. 1074
  4691. 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:43,001
  4692. It's okay. We can just... We can
  4693. get another one. It's fine.
  4694.  
  4695. 1075
  4696. 00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:44,002
  4697. No, we can't!
  4698.  
  4699. 1076
  4700. 00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,380
  4701. You gave it to me when we were kids.
  4702.  
  4703. 1077
  4704. 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,813
  4705. You've hardly touched your food.
  4706.  
  4707. 1078
  4708. 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:06,900
  4709. You look thin.
  4710.  
  4711. 1079
  4712. 00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,569
  4713. Are you feeling all right?
  4714.  
  4715. 1080
  4716. 00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:12,280
  4717. I'm sorry. I'm just not hungry.
  4718.  
  4719. 1081
  4720. 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,784
  4721. But I appreciate you visiting.
  4722.  
  4723. 1082
  4724. 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
  4725. Well, of course I'm gonna visit.
  4726.  
  4727. 1083
  4728. 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,162
  4729. I'm your mother.
  4730.  
  4731. 1084
  4732. 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:25,919
  4733. You know, my, um, my support
  4734. group leader Shawna?
  4735.  
  4736. 1085
  4737. 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,879
  4738. She's great.
  4739.  
  4740. 1086
  4741. 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,065
  4742. And she says that there's a...
  4743.  
  4744. 1087
  4745. 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,924
  4746. an intelligence to the universe and...
  4747.  
  4748. 1088
  4749. 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,968
  4750. Wait. You're in a support group?
  4751.  
  4752. 1089
  4753. 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:36,096
  4754. Yeah. You know, for parents of...
  4755.  
  4756. 1090
  4757. 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,141
  4758. Well, anyway, um,
  4759.  
  4760. 1091
  4761. 00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:41,268
  4762. I was sharing with the group
  4763.  
  4764. 1092
  4765. 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:45,063
  4766. what you were doing with Sam...
  4767. You know, for... for Sam.
  4768.  
  4769. 1093
  4770. 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,026
  4771. And, um, they didn't think
  4772. it was a healthy coping strategy.
  4773.  
  4774. 1094
  4775. 00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,362
  4776. Yeah, well, I'm not healthy, so...
  4777.  
  4778. 1095
  4779. 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:56,533
  4780. Come on, now. Don't be that way.
  4781. You know, miracles happen.
  4782.  
  4783. 1096
  4784. 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,785
  4785. Okay, you have "cancer."
  4786.  
  4787. 1097
  4788. 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:02,080
  4789. - It's not "cancer." It's cancer.
  4790. - Now, that is not what I meant.
  4791.  
  4792. 1098
  4793. 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:03,683
  4794. And you don't like my "coping strategy"
  4795.  
  4796. 1099
  4797. 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,351
  4798. because you'd rather
  4799. live in a "fantasy land"
  4800.  
  4801. 1100
  4802. 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,753
  4803. than accept the fact that
  4804. I'm not gonna be here.
  4805.  
  4806. 1101
  4807. 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,880
  4808. Well, how the hell am I
  4809. supposed to accept that?
  4810.  
  4811. 1102
  4812. 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,302
  4813. Look, Mom, I get it.
  4814.  
  4815. 1103
  4816. 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:17,763
  4817. You got a raw deal.
  4818.  
  4819. 1104
  4820. 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,058
  4821. First Dad, way too soon, and now this.
  4822.  
  4823. 1105
  4824. 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:25,312
  4825. And I'm sorry that I'm dying
  4826. and leaving you all alone.
  4827.  
  4828. 1106
  4829. 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,690
  4830. And I'm sorry if I'm going about it
  4831.  
  4832. 1107
  4833. 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:32,027
  4834. in a way that is not acceptable
  4835. to your support group,
  4836.  
  4837. 1108
  4838. 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:36,156
  4839. but I don't believe there's an
  4840. intelligence to the universe.
  4841.  
  4842. 1109
  4843. 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,284
  4844. I think the universe is
  4845. dumb and mean and wrong,
  4846.  
  4847. 1110
  4848. 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:42,370
  4849. - and I am doing the very best I can...
  4850. - All right.
  4851.  
  4852. 1111
  4853. 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:45,290
  4854. To make it and Sam a
  4855. little bit more all right.
  4856.  
  4857. 1112
  4858. 00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,249
  4859. - Ab... Abigail.
  4860. - Okay?
  4861.  
  4862. 1113
  4863. 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,252
  4864. Come on. All right, don't do that.
  4865. Don't leave. Don't go.
  4866.  
  4867. 1114
  4868. 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:50,670
  4869. Honey! Abbie!
  4870.  
  4871. 1115
  4872. 00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,177
  4873. So, I, um...
  4874.  
  4875. 1116
  4876. 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,971
  4877. I found a service online
  4878.  
  4879. 1117
  4880. 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:04,017
  4881. that can turn you into
  4882. a tree when you die.
  4883.  
  4884. 1118
  4885. 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,936
  4886. You curl up in a little pod
  4887.  
  4888. 1119
  4889. 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,105
  4890. and they put your body
  4891. in a fetal position,
  4892.  
  4893. 1120
  4894. 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:10,732
  4895. and then they rest you inside of a tree.
  4896.  
  4897. 1121
  4898. 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:13,527
  4899. Or... Or you can be part of a coral reef.
  4900.  
  4901. 1122
  4902. 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,279
  4903. That's great. You can either
  4904. be worm food or fish food.
  4905.  
  4906. 1123
  4907. 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,949
  4908. Well, you become part of a
  4909. larger ecosystem either way.
  4910.  
  4911. 1124
  4912. 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,201
  4913. No, no, no. You don't become anything,
  4914.  
  4915. 1125
  4916. 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,994
  4917. because you are dead.
  4918.  
  4919. 1126
  4920. 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:26,331
  4921. Corpse. Dead. Mort! Yeah?
  4922.  
  4923. 1127
  4924. 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,000
  4925. Your doily's ugly.
  4926.  
  4927. 1128
  4928. 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,462
  4929. Mm. I...
  4930.  
  4931. 1129
  4932. 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,923
  4933. I'm just trying to find
  4934. something positive here, Phil.
  4935.  
  4936. 1130
  4937. 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:38,552
  4938. People need to relax.
  4939.  
  4940. 1131
  4941. 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,763
  4942. - I don't want to relax!
  4943. - Okay.
  4944.  
  4945. 1132
  4946. 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,056
  4947. I want to fight.
  4948.  
  4949. 1133
  4950. 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,059
  4951. I want to fight, and the
  4952. way that I do that...
  4953.  
  4954. 1134
  4955. 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:51,690
  4956. My process of doing that is to
  4957. maintain an upbeat attitude.
  4958.  
  4959. 1135
  4960. 01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,068
  4961. That is not natural.
  4962.  
  4963. 1136
  4964. 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,736
  4965. That doesn't come naturally for me.
  4966.  
  4967. 1137
  4968. 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:59,239
  4969. It's very hard. It takes a lot of work.
  4970.  
  4971. 1138
  4972. 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:02,159
  4973. I have mantras. I have affirmations.
  4974.  
  4975. 1139
  4976. 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:06,580
  4977. I have a theme song! I sing
  4978. my theme song wherever I go.
  4979.  
  4980. 1140
  4981. 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,291
  4982. And if that makes me an asshole,
  4983.  
  4984. 1141
  4985. 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,542
  4986. I'm sorry, Phil.
  4987.  
  4988. 1142
  4989. 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,878
  4990. I don't give a rat's tit
  4991.  
  4992. 1143
  4993. 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:17,257
  4994. because I am trying to survive here.
  4995.  
  4996. 1144
  4997. 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:20,135
  4998. I'm trying to live!
  4999.  
  5000. 1145
  5001. 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:23,888
  5002. Unlike...
  5003.  
  5004. 1146
  5005. 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:28,351
  5006. I already forgot his name.
  5007.  
  5008. 1147
  5009. 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,812
  5010. - Jim.
  5011. - Jim.
  5012.  
  5013. 1148
  5014. 01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,900
  5015. His attitude was piss poor.
  5016. Look what happened to him.
  5017.  
  5018. 1149
  5019. 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,111
  5020. You know who else's
  5021. attitude is piss poor?
  5022.  
  5023. 1150
  5024. 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,196
  5025. Phil's?
  5026.  
  5027. 1151
  5028. 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,451
  5029. I don't know if that's helpful.
  5030.  
  5031. 1152
  5032. 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,870
  5033. Can you sing your theme song?
  5034.  
  5035. 1153
  5036. 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:51,333
  5037. ♪ Kate ♪
  5038.  
  5039. 1154
  5040. 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:55,003
  5041. ♪ Walkin' around ♪
  5042.  
  5043. 1155
  5044. 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,464
  5045. ♪ Walkin' on the street ♪
  5046.  
  5047. 1156
  5048. 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:02,719
  5049. ♪ Walkin' around the town, it's Kate ♪
  5050.  
  5051. 1157
  5052. 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,350
  5053. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  5054.  
  5055. 1158
  5056. 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,019
  5057. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  5058.  
  5059. 1159
  5060. 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:16,441
  5061. It has, like, eight verses,
  5062. but that's... that's the first stanza.
  5063.  
  5064. 1160
  5065. 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,486
  5066. Your wig is pretty.
  5067.  
  5068. 1161
  5069. 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,322
  5070. It's my hair, Meryl.
  5071.  
  5072. 1162
  5073. 01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:29,329
  5074. ♪ Call me aside ♪
  5075. ♪ And I will now be ♪
  5076.  
  5077. 1163
  5078. 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:32,999
  5079. ♪ And I will be fine with that ♪
  5080.  
  5081. 1164
  5082. 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:40,757
  5083. ♪ Don't leave me now ♪
  5084. ♪ You might love me back ♪
  5085.  
  5086. 1165
  5087. 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:45,512
  5088. ♪ Distance is fine ♪
  5089. ♪ I know you can't care ♪
  5090.  
  5091. 1166
  5092. 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,932
  5093. ♪ And nothing is big like that ♪
  5094.  
  5095. 1167
  5096. 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,103
  5097. ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
  5098.  
  5099. 1168
  5100. 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:57,107
  5101. ♪ One day I'll be fine with that ♪
  5102.  
  5103. 1169
  5104. 01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,485
  5105. ♪ You don't leave me now ♪
  5106.  
  5107. 1170
  5108. 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:04,531
  5109. ♪ Do you love me back? ♪
  5110.  
  5111. 1171
  5112. 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,950
  5113. - It cost how much?
  5114. - I think it's pretty.
  5115.  
  5116. 1172
  5117. 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,452
  5118. Well, it's a metal ring
  5119. with a shiny rock on top.
  5120.  
  5121. 1173
  5122. 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:10,954
  5123. Women like them.
  5124.  
  5125. 1174
  5126. 01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:14,124
  5127. We needed that money for our
  5128. future, for your treatments.
  5129.  
  5130. 1175
  5131. 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:19,004
  5132. - I'm taking it back.
  5133. - You can't! I have the receipt.
  5134.  
  5135. 1176
  5136. 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,539
  5137. - I'm never giving it to anybody.
  5138. - You don't know that.
  5139.  
  5140. 1177
  5141. 01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:24,592
  5142. Yes, I do.
  5143.  
  5144. 1178
  5145. 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:26,803
  5146. You could one day need a ring,
  5147.  
  5148. 1179
  5149. 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,723
  5150. and then you'll have this one,
  5151. and you'll be grateful, and then...
  5152.  
  5153. 1180
  5154. 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:33,226
  5155. When I do, do you really think I'd
  5156. propose with a ring you picked out?
  5157.  
  5158. 1181
  5159. 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,104
  5160. Come on!
  5161.  
  5162. 1182
  5163. 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:39,357
  5164. "Hey, new person, here you go.
  5165.  
  5166. 1183
  5167. 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:43,320
  5168. This ring was personally
  5169. selected by my dead ex."
  5170.  
  5171. 1184
  5172. 01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,323
  5173. She'll love hearing that.
  5174.  
  5175. 1185
  5176. 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,245
  5177. You're right.
  5178.  
  5179. 1186
  5180. 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,374
  5181. I only meant...
  5182.  
  5183. 1187
  5184. 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:01,129
  5185. This was our entire rainy day fund.
  5186.  
  5187. 1188
  5188. 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,964
  5189. Sam, you've made your point.
  5190.  
  5191. 1189
  5192. 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:22,025
  5193. You can't stay mad at him forever.
  5194.  
  5195. 1190
  5196. 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,568
  5197. He started it.
  5198.  
  5199. 1191
  5200. 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:26,627
  5201. He freaked out over something that
  5202. wasn't even that big of a deal.
  5203.  
  5204. 1192
  5205. 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:29,157
  5206. If it's no big deal, get over it.
  5207.  
  5208. 1193
  5209. 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,533
  5210. I am over it.
  5211.  
  5212. 1194
  5213. 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,952
  5214. I don't see why I have to be the one
  5215.  
  5216. 1195
  5217. 01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,622
  5218. to fix something that
  5219. wasn't even my fault.
  5220.  
  5221. 1196
  5222. 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,123
  5223. What are we even looking at?
  5224.  
  5225. 1197
  5226. 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,167
  5227. For a hawk.
  5228.  
  5229. 1198
  5230. 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,545
  5231. And why is this fun?
  5232.  
  5233. 1199
  5234. 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:45,382
  5235. It's not, it's an obsession.
  5236.  
  5237. 1200
  5238. 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:49,177
  5239. Speaking of obsession.
  5240.  
  5241. 1201
  5242. 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:52,263
  5243. Just apologize and move on.
  5244.  
  5245. 1202
  5246. 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,099
  5247. How can I?
  5248.  
  5249. 1203
  5250. 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,869
  5251. You know, it's like they
  5252. say, when you get sick,
  5253.  
  5254. 1204
  5255. 01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,063
  5256. you really see what the people
  5257. around you are made of.
  5258.  
  5259. 1205
  5260. 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:04,025
  5261. What if Sam and I aren't right
  5262. for each other after all?
  5263.  
  5264. 1206
  5265. 01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:06,277
  5266. What if we never were?
  5267.  
  5268. 1207
  5269. 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,697
  5270. Me and Estelle had a fight
  5271. once lasted two years.
  5272.  
  5273. 1208
  5274. 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:12,575
  5275. Nineteen-ninety to ninety-two.
  5276.  
  5277. 1209
  5278. 01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:14,285
  5279. - Over what?
  5280. - A couch.
  5281.  
  5282. 1210
  5283. 01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,413
  5284. Ugly, purple couch.
  5285.  
  5286. 1211
  5287. 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,040
  5288. She wanted it. I didn't.
  5289.  
  5290. 1212
  5291. 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:23,128
  5292. We put it in the living room,
  5293. and I was angry for two years.
  5294.  
  5295. 1213
  5296. 01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,046
  5297. - And then you got rid of it?
  5298. - No.
  5299.  
  5300. 1214
  5301. 01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:27,799
  5302. I got over myself.
  5303.  
  5304. 1215
  5305. 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,427
  5306. Are you implying I need
  5307. to get over myself?
  5308.  
  5309. 1216
  5310. 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,554
  5311. I'm saying it out loud.
  5312.  
  5313. 1217
  5314. 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,763
  5315. Flat out.
  5316.  
  5317. 1218
  5318. 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:40,603
  5319. You've loved and been loved.
  5320.  
  5321. 1219
  5322. 01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:42,355
  5323. You're one of the lucky ones.
  5324.  
  5325. 1220
  5326. 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,857
  5327. Now you're gonna die.
  5328.  
  5329. 1221
  5330. 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,359
  5331. That's it.
  5332.  
  5333. 1222
  5334. 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:48,987
  5335. Why are you being like this?
  5336.  
  5337. 1223
  5338. 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,406
  5339. I thought you were my friend.
  5340.  
  5341. 1224
  5342. 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,867
  5343. I don't even give a shit about knitting.
  5344.  
  5345. 1225
  5346. 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,076
  5347. - Crochet.
  5348. - Whatever!
  5349.  
  5350. 1226
  5351. 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,371
  5352. The... The only reason I even went back
  5353. to yarn freaks anonymous all those times
  5354.  
  5355. 1227
  5356. 01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,372
  5357. was to see you.
  5358.  
  5359. 1228
  5360. 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:00,999
  5361. - You shouldn't have done that.
  5362. - Why?
  5363.  
  5364. 1229
  5365. 01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:02,459
  5366. Why?
  5367.  
  5368. 1230
  5369. 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:06,546
  5370. Why make friends with
  5371. somebody who's terminal?
  5372.  
  5373. 1231
  5374. 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,091
  5375. But I'm glad you did.
  5376.  
  5377. 1232
  5378. 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:25,857
  5379. Sam?
  5380.  
  5381. 1233
  5382. 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,488
  5383. Sam?
  5384.  
  5385. 1234
  5386. 01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:18,368
  5387. ♪ Don't come back again ♪
  5388.  
  5389. 1235
  5390. 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:20,912
  5391. She won't talk to me.
  5392. She's... she's mad all the time.
  5393.  
  5394. 1236
  5395. 01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,675
  5396. It's like she's been
  5397. replaced by a lunatic.
  5398.  
  5399. 1237
  5400. 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,726
  5401. You know, the more and more that you talk,
  5402. the more you sound like a crazy person.
  5403.  
  5404. 1238
  5405. 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,335
  5406. - Give me another one.
  5407. - You know that?
  5408.  
  5409. 1239
  5410. 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:31,172
  5411. - Hi.
  5412. - Oh, no, no, no.
  5413.  
  5414. 1240
  5415. 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,674
  5416. Can I get you a drink?
  5417.  
  5418. 1241
  5419. 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:35,843
  5420. - Let me buy you a drink.
  5421. - Sam, man, that's... Stop.
  5422.  
  5423. 1242
  5424. 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:36,844
  5425. Hey, just ignore him.
  5426.  
  5427. 1243
  5428. 01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,556
  5429. He's... He's adorable, but he's...
  5430. he's not available.
  5431.  
  5432. 1244
  5433. 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:40,866
  5434. - What are you doing?
  5435. - I'm very available.
  5436.  
  5437. 1245
  5438. 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,743
  5439. - What are you doing, man?
  5440. - This is what she wants.
  5441.  
  5442. 1246
  5443. 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,245
  5444. No, this is what she thinks
  5445. that she wants, man.
  5446.  
  5447. 1247
  5448. 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,144
  5449. She's not thinking clearly.
  5450.  
  5451. 1248
  5452. 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,122
  5453. You said it yourself that
  5454. she's acting like a lunatic.
  5455.  
  5456. 1249
  5457. 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,315
  5458. Since when are you the
  5459. poster child for fidelity?
  5460.  
  5461. 1250
  5462. 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,652
  5463. Aw, that's... that's real nice, man.
  5464.  
  5465. 1251
  5466. 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,279
  5467. Yeah, I play the field.
  5468.  
  5469. 1252
  5470. 01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,257
  5471. I fuck around more than I should.
  5472. But guess what?
  5473.  
  5474. 1253
  5475. 01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,659
  5476. I would give it all up for one
  5477. moment of what you and Abbie have.
  5478.  
  5479. 1254
  5480. 01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:03,371
  5481. What we had, you mean.
  5482.  
  5483. 1255
  5484. 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:06,249
  5485. Yeah, what do you know?
  5486.  
  5487. 1256
  5488. 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,797
  5489. So, can I ask what that is?
  5490.  
  5491. 1257
  5492. 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,151
  5493. Because it's... it comes in the same glass,
  5494. but it has a completely different color.
  5495.  
  5496. 1258
  5497. 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:18,177
  5498. You know what, let me... Um...
  5499.  
  5500. 1259
  5501. 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,972
  5502. - And you have it on ice.
  5503. - Hey, this is... These drinks are on me.
  5504.  
  5505. 1260
  5506. 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,055
  5507. And, um...
  5508.  
  5509. 1261
  5510. 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,726
  5511. - Enjoy this. Yeah.
  5512. - Where are you going?
  5513.  
  5514. 1262
  5515. 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:27,562
  5516. - Have a great, great, great night.
  5517. - Why are you...
  5518.  
  5519. 1263
  5520. 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:30,148
  5521. - It's like f...
  5522. - I've got other things to do.
  5523.  
  5524. 1264
  5525. 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:31,274
  5526. Ben!
  5527.  
  5528. 1265
  5529. 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:33,943
  5530. Keep them coming.
  5531.  
  5532. 1266
  5533. 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,332
  5534. Oh, shit. He's here.
  5535.  
  5536. 1267
  5537. 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,083
  5538. Hey!
  5539.  
  5540. 1268
  5541. 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,212
  5542. Hey. Hi.
  5543.  
  5544. 1269
  5545. 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:54,296
  5546. I just, uh...
  5547.  
  5548. 1270
  5549. 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:56,882
  5550. Yeah.
  5551.  
  5552. 1271
  5553. 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,012
  5554. I just...
  5555.  
  5556. 1272
  5557. 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:02,930
  5558. Yeah.
  5559.  
  5560. 1273
  5561. 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,267
  5562. Yeah. Okay.
  5563.  
  5564. 1274
  5565. 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,882
  5566. Oh, my God.
  5567.  
  5568. 1275
  5569. 01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:40,510
  5570. Abbie?
  5571.  
  5572. 1276
  5573. 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,471
  5574. Abbie.
  5575.  
  5576. 1277
  5577. 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,847
  5578. Abs, are you there?
  5579.  
  5580. 1278
  5581. 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,017
  5582. Go away!
  5583.  
  5584. 1279
  5585. 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,692
  5586. I just want to be on my own, okay?
  5587.  
  5588. 1280
  5589. 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:59,028
  5590. I don't care what you want.
  5591.  
  5592. 1281
  5593. 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,489
  5594. I'm done with whatever you want.
  5595.  
  5596. 1282
  5597. 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,949
  5598. What?
  5599.  
  5600. 1283
  5601. 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,344
  5602. You want me to be okay after you're gone?
  5603. Well, news flash.
  5604.  
  5605. 1284
  5606. 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:09,372
  5607. I'm not gonna be okay, no matter
  5608. how much you try to push me away.
  5609.  
  5610. 1285
  5611. 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:12,709
  5612. You can't make me okay without you.
  5613.  
  5614. 1286
  5615. 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,809
  5616. Hey.
  5617.  
  5618. 1287
  5619. 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,770
  5620. What happened to you?
  5621.  
  5622. 1288
  5623. 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,815
  5624. Well, I was... I was out with Benji.
  5625.  
  5626. 1289
  5627. 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,776
  5628. I just talked to him.
  5629.  
  5630. 1290
  5631. 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,611
  5632. He said he left you hours ago.
  5633.  
  5634. 1291
  5635. 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,157
  5636. I was at Mira's.
  5637.  
  5638. 1292
  5639. 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,452
  5640. The bad photographer.
  5641.  
  5642. 1293
  5643. 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,790
  5644. She has cats.
  5645.  
  5646. 1294
  5647. 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,525
  5648. - A... Abbie.
  5649. - It's none of my business.
  5650.  
  5651. 1295
  5652. 01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,402
  5653. - Of course it's your business.
  5654. - No... No, no, it's good.
  5655.  
  5656. 1296
  5657. 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,386
  5658. It's actually a good
  5659. thing you're moving on.
  5660.  
  5661. 1297
  5662. 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:06,655
  5663. - I mean, that's... that's...
  5664. - No, you don't mean that.
  5665.  
  5666. 1298
  5667. 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:08,407
  5668. That's what I've been
  5669. trying to get you to do.
  5670.  
  5671. 1299
  5672. 01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,307
  5673. Abbie.
  5674.  
  5675. 1300
  5676. 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,285
  5677. - You're a little ahead of schedule, but...
  5678. - It was nothing.
  5679.  
  5680. 1301
  5681. 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:14,020
  5682. - Look at me. Look at me.
  5683. - Don't fucking touch me!
  5684.  
  5685. 1302
  5686. 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,856
  5687. Come on. Just...
  5688.  
  5689. 1303
  5690. 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:19,108
  5691. Abbie, let me in. I'm...
  5692.  
  5693. 1304
  5694. 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,954
  5695. Here, I thought maybe you'd
  5696. want to do some crafts.
  5697.  
  5698. 1305
  5699. 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:33,955
  5700. Oh.
  5701.  
  5702. 1306
  5703. 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:36,750
  5704. Thanks.
  5705.  
  5706. 1307
  5707. 01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,544
  5708. Hey.
  5709.  
  5710. 1308
  5711. 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,547
  5712. You got this.
  5713.  
  5714. 1309
  5715. 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:46,052
  5716. ♪ Up over there ♪
  5717.  
  5718. 1310
  5719. 01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:51,140
  5720. ♪ While my heart is sinking ♪
  5721.  
  5722. 1311
  5723. 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:54,227
  5724. ♪ I do not want my voice ♪
  5725.  
  5726. 1312
  5727. 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:58,356
  5728. ♪ To go out into the air ♪
  5729.  
  5730. 1313
  5731. 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:06,447
  5732. ♪ Did you leave the darkness without me? ♪
  5733.  
  5734. 1314
  5735. 01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:10,535
  5736. ♪ You're always miles ahead ♪
  5737.  
  5738. 1315
  5739. 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,995
  5740. I'm so sorry, Abbie.
  5741.  
  5742. 1316
  5743. 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,874
  5744. We're just not seeing the
  5745. results we would like to see.
  5746.  
  5747. 1317
  5748. 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:21,754
  5749. It's time for you to start focusing
  5750. on what your priorities might be,
  5751.  
  5752. 1318
  5753. 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,674
  5754. find some things you
  5755. might like to do and...
  5756.  
  5757. 1319
  5758. 01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,676
  5759. who you want to be spending time with.
  5760.  
  5761. 1320
  5762. 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:33,474
  5763. Abbie.
  5764.  
  5765. 1321
  5766. 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:37,562
  5767. Abbie, is... is your husband
  5768. here with you today?
  5769.  
  5770. 1322
  5771. 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:43,693
  5772. ♪ Oh, be my rest ♪
  5773.  
  5774. 1323
  5775. 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:45,695
  5776. No.
  5777.  
  5778. 1324
  5779. 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,656
  5780. And anyway, he's, uh...
  5781.  
  5782. 1325
  5783. 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,660
  5784. not my husband.
  5785.  
  5786. 1326
  5787. 01:12:55,955 --> 01:13:00,585
  5788. ♪ Did you leave the darkness ♪
  5789. ♪ Without me? ♪
  5790.  
  5791. 1327
  5792. 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,962
  5793. All right, Joe, let's
  5794. get you set up, okay?
  5795.  
  5796. 1328
  5797. 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,964
  5798. Want to undo your buttons for me?
  5799.  
  5800. 1329
  5801. 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:08,593
  5802. You got it right there.
  5803. All right, flex that arm. Good.
  5804.  
  5805. 1330
  5806. 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,720
  5807. Hey!
  5808.  
  5809. 1331
  5810. 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,055
  5811. I got you a milk shake.
  5812. I put it by your chair.
  5813.  
  5814. 1332
  5815. 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:19,228
  5816. I'm actually just checking
  5817. out of the treatment suite.
  5818.  
  5819. 1333
  5820. 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:23,316
  5821. I really enjoyed my stay, but, um...
  5822.  
  5823. 1334
  5824. 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,986
  5825. I don't think I'll be back.
  5826.  
  5827. 1335
  5828. 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,657
  5829. Well, take care, all right?
  5830.  
  5831. 1336
  5832. 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,078
  5833. And remember us on Yelp.
  5834.  
  5835. 1337
  5836. 01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:41,626
  5837. ♪ On the leaf-bright Friday drive ♪
  5838.  
  5839. 1338
  5840. 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,961
  5841. ♪ Sudden horses at the red light ♪
  5842.  
  5843. 1339
  5844. 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:48,174
  5845. And I realized, I've never really been
  5846. on my own, you know?
  5847.  
  5848. 1340
  5849. 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,927
  5850. If I had a good day, tell Sam.
  5851.  
  5852. 1341
  5853. 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,804
  5854. If I had a crappy day,
  5855. complain about it with Sam.
  5856.  
  5857. 1342
  5858. 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:54,972
  5859. Mm-hmm.
  5860.  
  5861. 1343
  5862. 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:58,225
  5863. You're going to want to gently, um,
  5864.  
  5865. 1344
  5866. 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:01,687
  5867. pull the yarn back around
  5868. from... from front to back.
  5869.  
  5870. 1345
  5871. 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:06,108
  5872. Maybe I missed out on something
  5873. being so bound up with him.
  5874.  
  5875. 1346
  5876. 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,195
  5877. Maybe I missed out on a lot of things.
  5878.  
  5879. 1347
  5880. 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:14,533
  5881. Maybe we're not supposed to be
  5882. so intensely bound up with one person...
  5883.  
  5884. 1348
  5885. 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,494
  5886. - Okay, okay.
  5887. - Over such a long time anyway.
  5888.  
  5889. 1349
  5890. 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,704
  5891. You know maybe life is about... about...
  5892.  
  5893. 1350
  5894. 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,290
  5895. Why... Why don't we untangle all this...
  5896.  
  5897. 1351
  5898. 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:23,417
  5899. And start...
  5900.  
  5901. 1352
  5902. 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:26,879
  5903. Crocheting is not a metaphor!
  5904.  
  5905. 1353
  5906. 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,215
  5907. I... I know. I'm... I...
  5908.  
  5909. 1354
  5910. 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,468
  5911. - I was talking about needle work.
  5912. - I'm sorry.
  5913.  
  5914. 1355
  5915. 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:34,053
  5916. You say it's a metaphor a lot.
  5917.  
  5918. 1356
  5919. 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,681
  5920. I know I use it as a metaphor,
  5921. but I wasn't on this occasion.
  5922.  
  5923. 1357
  5924. 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:39,392
  5925. Maybe you could do like a quote thing.
  5926.  
  5927. 1358
  5928. 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,518
  5929. Where's Myron?
  5930.  
  5931. 1359
  5932. 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,605
  5933. Where's Myron?
  5934.  
  5935. 1360
  5936. 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:50,987
  5937. He...
  5938.  
  5939. 1361
  5940. 01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,154
  5941. He left us.
  5942.  
  5943. 1362
  5944. 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,229
  5945. Anybody know what this is?
  5946.  
  5947. 1363
  5948. 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,443
  5949. I think it's a metaphor for you
  5950. being a terrible crochet teacher.
  5951.  
  5952. 1364
  5953. 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:52,423
  5954. Hi. Uh, are you Estelle?
  5955.  
  5956. 1365
  5957. 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:53,882
  5958. Yeah.
  5959.  
  5960. 1366
  5961. 01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,843
  5962. I'm Abbie.
  5963.  
  5964. 1367
  5965. 01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,011
  5966. Come inside.
  5967.  
  5968. 1368
  5969. 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,444
  5970. They're all sitting shiva.
  5971.  
  5972. 1369
  5973. 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:18,199
  5974. There's all kinds of food, but me,
  5975. I'm sticking with the Scotch.
  5976.  
  5977. 1370
  5978. 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:19,617
  5979. Scotch?
  5980.  
  5981. 1371
  5982. 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,910
  5983. Yes, please.
  5984.  
  5985. 1372
  5986. 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,375
  5987. Thanks.
  5988.  
  5989. 1373
  5990. 01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:37,885
  5991. So...
  5992.  
  5993. 1374
  5994. 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,137
  5995. what happened?
  5996.  
  5997. 1375
  5998. 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:43,182
  5999. He'd been getting weaker
  6000. for a week or so.
  6001.  
  6002. 1376
  6003. 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:46,519
  6004. Not eating, sleeping a lot of the time.
  6005.  
  6006. 1377
  6007. 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:50,106
  6008. He was in pain, but he didn't
  6009. want to go to the hospital.
  6010.  
  6011. 1378
  6012. 01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:52,108
  6013. He wanted to be here at home,
  6014.  
  6015. 1379
  6016. 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,151
  6017. just the two of us.
  6018.  
  6019. 1380
  6020. 01:16:55,653 --> 01:17:00,116
  6021. At the end, he looked at
  6022. me and smiled and said,
  6023.  
  6024. 1381
  6025. 01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,243
  6026. "I'll see you around."
  6027.  
  6028. 1382
  6029. 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:05,454
  6030. And I know I will.
  6031.  
  6032. 1383
  6033. 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:11,127
  6034. The last time I saw him,
  6035. he didn't mention anything.
  6036.  
  6037. 1384
  6038. 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:13,546
  6039. I... I didn't know he was in pain.
  6040.  
  6041. 1385
  6042. 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,674
  6043. - Why... Why wouldn't he tell me?
  6044. - Abbie.
  6045.  
  6046. 1386
  6047. 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,051
  6048. It's not about you.
  6049.  
  6050. 1387
  6051. 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:26,058
  6052. You know, Myron always said
  6053. you were a bit of a schmuck.
  6054.  
  6055. 1388
  6056. 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:27,768
  6057. He did?
  6058.  
  6059. 1389
  6060. 01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,230
  6061. I thought we were friends.
  6062.  
  6063. 1390
  6064. 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,731
  6065. Oh, you were.
  6066.  
  6067. 1391
  6068. 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,608
  6069. He was friends with a lot of schmucks.
  6070.  
  6071. 1392
  6072. 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,322
  6073. What else did he say?
  6074.  
  6075. 1393
  6076. 01:17:41,031 --> 01:17:44,451
  6077. Just that you got your
  6078. head so far up your ass
  6079.  
  6080. 1394
  6081. 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:47,538
  6082. worrying about Sam and
  6083. what's gonna happen to him,
  6084.  
  6085. 1395
  6086. 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:52,376
  6087. trying to control everything
  6088. and predict all the what ifs,
  6089.  
  6090. 1396
  6091. 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,380
  6092. and you're missing out on the good part.
  6093.  
  6094. 1397
  6095. 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,175
  6096. And what is that?
  6097.  
  6098. 1398
  6099. 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,510
  6100. What is.
  6101.  
  6102. 1399
  6103. 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,643
  6104. Do you want to meet the family?
  6105.  
  6106. 1400
  6107. 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,522
  6108. Uh, thanks, but, uh...
  6109.  
  6110. 1401
  6111. 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,234
  6112. I think I've got to go find Sam.
  6113.  
  6114. 1402
  6115. 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:18,903
  6116. Sure.
  6117.  
  6118. 1403
  6119. 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,325
  6120. You... have a lovely home.
  6121.  
  6122. 1404
  6123. 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,120
  6124. But I agree with Myron on the couch.
  6125.  
  6126. 1405
  6127. 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:54,438
  6128. Hey.
  6129.  
  6130. 1406
  6131. 01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:55,916
  6132. - Abbie, I just... I-I...
  6133. - I have to...
  6134.  
  6135. 1407
  6136. 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,359
  6137. - No, I want you to...
  6138. - No, wait. Let me.
  6139.  
  6140. 1408
  6141. 01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:06,867
  6142. I've had some bad luck recently.
  6143.  
  6144. 1409
  6145. 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:10,412
  6146. Yeah, I know.
  6147.  
  6148. 1410
  6149. 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:18,337
  6150. I thought if I planned
  6151. your whole future...
  6152.  
  6153. 1411
  6154. 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,883
  6155. it wouldn't hurt so much
  6156. not to be a part of it.
  6157.  
  6158. 1412
  6159. 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,513
  6160. But the truth is...
  6161.  
  6162. 1413
  6163. 01:19:30,975 --> 01:19:33,185
  6164. You'll be with whoever
  6165. you want to be with.
  6166.  
  6167. 1414
  6168. 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,687
  6169. - No, I won't.
  6170. - Yes.
  6171.  
  6172. 1415
  6173. 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:35,812
  6174. - No, I...
  6175. - Yes.
  6176.  
  6177. 1416
  6178. 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,690
  6179. And... And... And I can't help it
  6180.  
  6181. 1417
  6182. 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:43,070
  6183. if you lose your glasses
  6184. or your socks don't match.
  6185.  
  6186. 1418
  6187. 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,116
  6188. I have to let you go.
  6189.  
  6190. 1419
  6191. 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:50,869
  6192. No.
  6193.  
  6194. 1420
  6195. 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:54,665
  6196. I'm letting you go.
  6197.  
  6198. 1421
  6199. 01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,096
  6200. - What are you doing?
  6201. - Abbie.
  6202.  
  6203. 1422
  6204. 01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,518
  6205. For as long as I can remember,
  6206.  
  6207. 1423
  6208. 01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:17,187
  6209. I've wanted to spend forever with you.
  6210.  
  6211. 1424
  6212. 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:22,651
  6213. And I... I know we don't have forever,
  6214. but the truth is, nobody does.
  6215.  
  6216. 1425
  6217. 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,404
  6218. I love you now.
  6219.  
  6220. 1426
  6221. 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:30,326
  6222. I love you now.
  6223.  
  6224. 1427
  6225. 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:32,745
  6226. I... I, um...
  6227.  
  6228. 1428
  6229. 01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:35,622
  6230. Just... Give me your hand.
  6231.  
  6232. 1429
  6233. 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:56,643
  6234. Marry me.
  6235.  
  6236. 1430
  6237. 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:10,491
  6238. What?
  6239.  
  6240. 1431
  6241. 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:14,036
  6242. You so wanted this ring for yourself.
  6243.  
  6244. 1432
  6245. 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,206
  6246. - I did not!
  6247. - No?
  6248.  
  6249. 1433
  6250. 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,416
  6251. - No!
  6252. - But it's your size.
  6253.  
  6254. 1434
  6255. 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,336
  6256. So?
  6257.  
  6258. 1435
  6259. 01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,129
  6260. So.
  6261.  
  6262. 1436
  6263. 01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,342
  6264. So the cake.
  6265.  
  6266. 1437
  6267. 01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,720
  6268. Chocolate, hazelnut, or raspberry?
  6269.  
  6270. 1438
  6271. 01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,473
  6272. - Oh, no, you don't.
  6273. - Oh, yes.
  6274.  
  6275. 1439
  6276. 01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,850
  6277. I do.
  6278.  
  6279. 1440
  6280. 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,817
  6281. Look at that sun for us.
  6282.  
  6283. 1441
  6284. 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,027
  6285. Mm-hmm.
  6286.  
  6287. 1442
  6288. 01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:48,946
  6289. How do I look?
  6290.  
  6291. 1443
  6292. 01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,533
  6293. Like the most beautiful girl in the world.
  6294.  
  6295. 1444
  6296. 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:55,369
  6297. The light of my entire life.
  6298.  
  6299. 1445
  6300. 01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:57,079
  6301. My baby.
  6302.  
  6303. 1446
  6304. 01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:05,796
  6305. Then let's take it.
  6306.  
  6307. 1447
  6308. 01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:09,508
  6309. - Okay.
  6310. - Okay.
  6311.  
  6312. 1448
  6313. 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,844
  6314. - We found a dress.
  6315. - This is the one.
  6316.  
  6317. 1449
  6318. 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:13,220
  6319. - This is the one.
  6320. - Okay.
  6321.  
  6322. 1450
  6323. 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:14,304
  6324. Okay.
  6325.  
  6326. 1451
  6327. 01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:15,388
  6328. You're the boss.
  6329.  
  6330. 1452
  6331. 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:21,270
  6332. Look, just FYI, this is not up to par
  6333. with my bachelor party standards, okay?
  6334.  
  6335. 1453
  6336. 01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,980
  6337. We should be rocking Vegas.
  6338.  
  6339. 1454
  6340. 01:22:23,063 --> 01:22:24,982
  6341. Well, this is more my speed.
  6342.  
  6343. 1455
  6344. 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:28,318
  6345. That is very sad, but
  6346. that is actually true.
  6347.  
  6348. 1456
  6349. 01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:30,736
  6350. You're a lucky man.
  6351.  
  6352. 1457
  6353. 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:32,864
  6354. Because you have me.
  6355.  
  6356. 1458
  6357. 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:40,330
  6358. What do you think?
  6359.  
  6360. 1459
  6361. 01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:41,623
  6362. Too much?
  6363.  
  6364. 1460
  6365. 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:43,792
  6366. Good.
  6367.  
  6368. 1461
  6369. 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,169
  6370. So I was thinking,
  6371.  
  6372. 1462
  6373. 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,337
  6374. we could put the bar over
  6375. there by the windows
  6376.  
  6377. 1463
  6378. 01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:49,131
  6379. and have the people sit here,
  6380.  
  6381. 1464
  6382. 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:52,176
  6383. arrange the chairs, and have the
  6384. food at the table, of course.
  6385.  
  6386. 1465
  6387. 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:55,471
  6388. And then speeches sort of happen here.
  6389.  
  6390. 1466
  6391. 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:57,741
  6392. I'm trying to keep Benji from talking.
  6393.  
  6394. 1467
  6395. 01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,641
  6396. - Please God.
  6397. - Yeah.
  6398.  
  6399. 1468
  6400. 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:04,563
  6401. And where will the dancing be?
  6402.  
  6403. 1469
  6404. 01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,149
  6405. Our first dance.
  6406.  
  6407. 1470
  6408. 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,487
  6409. Well, I was thinking here.
  6410.  
  6411. 1471
  6412. 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,573
  6413. It'll be tight, but...
  6414.  
  6415. 1472
  6416. 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,492
  6417. you'll see.
  6418.  
  6419. 1473
  6420. 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:17,659
  6421. It'll be great.
  6422.  
  6423. 1474
  6424. 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:21,830
  6425. Show me now.
  6426.  
  6427. 1475
  6428. 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,087
  6429. Come on.
  6430.  
  6431. 1476
  6432. 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:40,098
  6433. Should we start with a fox-trot, maybe?
  6434.  
  6435. 1477
  6436. 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,851
  6437. Or the merengue?
  6438.  
  6439. 1478
  6440. 01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:45,771
  6441. - I know, you think it's lame.
  6442. - Because it is lame.
  6443.  
  6444. 1479
  6445. 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,482
  6446. - It's not lame.
  6447. - It's so lame.
  6448.  
  6449. 1480
  6450. 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:51,777
  6451. You're really good at it. Right?
  6452.  
  6453. 1481
  6454. 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:53,278
  6455. Turn a little.
  6456.  
  6457. 1482
  6458. 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:06,124
  6459. ♪ I know it's been so long ♪
  6460. ♪ Since we saw each other last ♪
  6461.  
  6462. 1483
  6463. 01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:16,385
  6464. ♪ I'm sure we'll find some way ♪
  6465. ♪ To make the time pass ♪
  6466.  
  6467. 1484
  6468. 01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,095
  6469. I really bit you.
  6470.  
  6471. 1485
  6472. 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,724
  6473. Six stitches.
  6474.  
  6475. 1486
  6476. 01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:29,147
  6477. I can't believe you still have this.
  6478.  
  6479. 1487
  6480. 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:32,651
  6481. ♪ Hey, Moon ♪
  6482.  
  6483. 1488
  6484. 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:33,986
  6485. I'll have it forever.
  6486.  
  6487. 1489
  6488. 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,655
  6489. ♪ It's just you and me tonight ♪
  6490.  
  6491. 1490
  6492. 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:40,242
  6493. ♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪
  6494.  
  6495. 1491
  6496. 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:43,370
  6497. ♪ Hey, Moon ♪
  6498.  
  6499. 1492
  6500. 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,748
  6501. ♪ My old friend ♪
  6502.  
  6503. 1493
  6504. 01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:48,083
  6505. ♪ Oh, hey, Moon ♪
  6506.  
  6507. 1494
  6508. 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:52,296
  6509. ♪ The night is coming to an end ♪
  6510.  
  6511. 1495
  6512. 01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:53,505
  6513. ♪ Hey, Moon ♪
  6514.  
  6515. 1496
  6516. 01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,676
  6517. ♪ Come back soon ♪
  6518.  
  6519. 1497
  6520. 01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:10,647
  6521. Hey.
  6522.  
  6523. 1498
  6524. 01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:04,701
  6525. Champagne? It's Abbie's favorite.
  6526.  
  6527. 1499
  6528. 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:07,371
  6529. Would you have something stronger?
  6530.  
  6531. 1500
  6532. 01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:08,914
  6533. A Scotch, perhaps?
  6534.  
  6535. 1501
  6536. 01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,208
  6537. Oh. Absolutely.
  6538.  
  6539. 1502
  6540. 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:12,334
  6541. We have everything.
  6542.  
  6543. 1503
  6544. 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,045
  6545. You know that Maine is the
  6546. only state with one syllable?
  6547.  
  6548. 1504
  6549. 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,631
  6550. Did you know that one cow
  6551. can make 400 hamburgers?
  6552.  
  6553. 1505
  6554. 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:19,859
  6555. Do you know how many people
  6556. have the same birthday as you?
  6557.  
  6558. 1506
  6559. 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,402
  6560. No, but did you know
  6561. that fish can't blink?
  6562.  
  6563. 1507
  6564. 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,306
  6565. Did you know everyone
  6566. has a unique tongue print?
  6567.  
  6568. 1508
  6569. 01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:24,680
  6570. Thank you all for coming.
  6571.  
  6572. 1509
  6573. 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:27,683
  6574. I mean, I know it's weird
  6575. that we're all here.
  6576.  
  6577. 1510
  6578. 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:29,767
  6579. But hey...
  6580.  
  6581. 1511
  6582. 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:35,482
  6583. we have all this food, and liquor,
  6584. and three really big cakes, so...
  6585.  
  6586. 1512
  6587. 01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:38,192
  6588. You know.
  6589.  
  6590. 1513
  6591. 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,781
  6592. And I... I didn't want to be alone.
  6593.  
  6594. 1514
  6595. 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,158
  6596. I... I couldn't be alone tonight.
  6597.  
  6598. 1515
  6599. 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,997
  6600. I wasn't sure if I was gonna
  6601. open this, if I was ready,
  6602.  
  6603. 1516
  6604. 01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:54,668
  6605. but I don't have any words
  6606. of my own right now, so...
  6607.  
  6608. 1517
  6609. 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:59,047
  6610. And I... I'm sure we... we'd
  6611. all love to hear from her.
  6612.  
  6613. 1518
  6614. 01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:02,968
  6615. I would anyway.
  6616.  
  6617. 1519
  6618. 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,810
  6619. "Sam, full disclosure:"
  6620.  
  6621. 1520
  6622. 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,062
  6623. I'm starting to have a
  6624. pretty strong feeling
  6625.  
  6626. 1521
  6627. 01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,523
  6628. that I might not make it to the big day.
  6629.  
  6630. 1522
  6631. 01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:20,986
  6632. So, yeah, you're probably on your own.
  6633.  
  6634. 1523
  6635. 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,113
  6636. Sorry about that.
  6637.  
  6638. 1524
  6639. 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:26,825
  6640. "I guess this really gives new
  6641. meaning to the term cold feet."
  6642.  
  6643. 1525
  6644. 01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:29,161
  6645. "Too soon?"
  6646.  
  6647. 1526
  6648. 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,579
  6649. Too soon.
  6650.  
  6651. 1527
  6652. 01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:35,751
  6653. "So, why'd I go ahead
  6654. with planning it anyway?"
  6655.  
  6656. 1528
  6657. 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,503
  6658. Well, mostly I thought, no matter what,
  6659.  
  6660. 1529
  6661. 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,714
  6662. "you're probably gonna need a party."
  6663.  
  6664. 1530
  6665. 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:42,631
  6666. True.
  6667.  
  6668. 1531
  6669. 01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:48,638
  6670. "See, sometimes it's not so bad to
  6671. have someone plan for you a tiny bit."
  6672.  
  6673. 1532
  6674. 01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:52,768
  6675. "So, if you'll allow me,"
  6676.  
  6677. 1533
  6678. 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:55,979
  6679. just a few words of advice.
  6680.  
  6681. 1534
  6682. 01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:00,484
  6683. Mom.
  6684.  
  6685. 1535
  6686. 01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:03,047
  6687. - "Please try to stop worrying."
  6688. - Please try to stop worrying.
  6689.  
  6690. 1536
  6691. 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,280
  6692. Have a little fun once in a while.
  6693.  
  6694. 1537
  6695. 01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:07,032
  6696. And keep up with the support group.
  6697.  
  6698. 1538
  6699. 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,493
  6700. Maybe there's someone there for you.
  6701.  
  6702. 1539
  6703. 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:13,205
  6704. Benji, continue to help Sam with his game,
  6705.  
  6706. 1540
  6707. 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:16,416
  6708. but please don't ever leave him
  6709. in a bar late at night again.
  6710.  
  6711. 1541
  6712. 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,460
  6713. We all know how that ends.
  6714.  
  6715. 1542
  6716. 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:22,339
  6717. Estelle, I'll say hi to
  6718. that schmuck of yours.
  6719.  
  6720. 1543
  6721. 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:25,050
  6722. We'll be checking out the
  6723. hawks from above now.
  6724.  
  6725. 1544
  6726. 01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:29,429
  6727. To the last group I ever
  6728. wanted to be a member of.
  6729.  
  6730. 1545
  6731. 01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,598
  6732. Crocheting is a metaphor for life.
  6733.  
  6734. 1546
  6735. 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,059
  6736. It's really hard.
  6737.  
  6738. 1547
  6739. 01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:36,895
  6740. And one last thing.
  6741.  
  6742. 1548
  6743. 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,230
  6744. "And one last thing."
  6745.  
  6746. 1549
  6747. 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,499
  6748. The most important
  6749. thing I wanted to say.
  6750.  
  6751. 1550
  6752. 01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:44,277
  6753. "The most important
  6754. thing I wanted to say."
  6755.  
  6756. 1551
  6757. 01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:46,029
  6758. - To Sam.
  6759. - "To Sam."
  6760.  
  6761. 1552
  6762. 01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,573
  6763. Thank you.
  6764.  
  6765. 1553
  6766. 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,328
  6767. I've loved you since the beginning.
  6768.  
  6769. 1554
  6770. 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:56,456
  6771. I'll love you forever.
  6772.  
  6773. 1555
  6774. 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:03,713
  6775. You have been
  6776. the greatest gift of my life.
  6777.  
  6778. 1556
  6779. 01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,802
  6780. You're gonna be okay, Sam.
  6781.  
  6782. 1557
  6783. 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,434
  6784. I'll see you around.
  6785.  
  6786. 1558
  6787. 01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:24,818
  6788. Truth is,
  6789.  
  6790. 1559
  6791. 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,821
  6792. I don't know how to say good-bye to Sam.
  6793.  
  6794. 1560
  6795. 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,657
  6796. Because I don't want to say good-bye.
  6797.  
  6798. 1561
  6799. 01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:34,828
  6800. But this is how my story ends.
  6801.  
  6802. 1562
  6803. 01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:37,497
  6804. Too soon?
  6805.  
  6806. 1563
  6807. 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,083
  6808. - Yeah.
  6809. - Yeah.
  6810.  
  6811. 1564
  6812. 01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:43,295
  6813. Too soon.
  6814.  
  6815. 1565
  6816. 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:26,249
  6817. ♪ Kate ♪
  6818.  
  6819. 1566
  6820. 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,501
  6821. ♪ Walkin' around ♪
  6822.  
  6823. 1567
  6824. 01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:32,213
  6825. ♪ Walkin' on the street ♪
  6826.  
  6827. 1568
  6828. 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:35,425
  6829. ♪ Walkin' around the town, it's Kate ♪
  6830.  
  6831. 1569
  6832. 01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:38,094
  6833. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6834.  
  6835. 1570
  6836. 01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:40,805
  6837. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6838.  
  6839. 1571
  6840. 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:41,931
  6841. ♪ Kate ♪
  6842.  
  6843. 1572
  6844. 01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,018
  6845. ♪ Smiling ♪
  6846.  
  6847. 1573
  6848. 01:32:46,102 --> 01:32:47,896
  6849. ♪ Smiling all the time ♪
  6850.  
  6851. 1574
  6852. 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:50,982
  6853. ♪ Smiling all the time ♪
  6854.  
  6855. 1575
  6856. 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:52,150
  6857. ♪ It's Kate ♪
  6858.  
  6859. 1576
  6860. 01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:54,736
  6861. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6862.  
  6863. 1577
  6864. 01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:56,988
  6865. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6866.  
  6867. 1578
  6868. 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,698
  6869. ♪ Kate ♪
  6870.  
  6871. 1579
  6872. 01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,784
  6873. ♪ Riding the train ♪
  6874.  
  6875. 1580
  6876. 01:33:00,867 --> 01:33:02,577
  6877. ♪ Riding the G train ♪
  6878.  
  6879. 1581
  6880. 01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,580
  6881. ♪ Riding the G train all day long ♪
  6882.  
  6883. 1582
  6884. 01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:06,790
  6885. ♪ It's Kate ♪
  6886.  
  6887. 1583
  6888. 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:08,832
  6889. ♪ Kate ♪
  6890.  
  6891. 1584
  6892. 01:33:09,709 --> 01:33:11,252
  6893. ♪ Happy and high ♪
  6894.  
  6895. 1585
  6896. 01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:13,171
  6897. ♪ High on life ♪
  6898.  
  6899. 1586
  6900. 01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:15,965
  6901. ♪ High on life all the time ♪
  6902.  
  6903. 1587
  6904. 01:33:16,049 --> 01:33:19,511
  6905. ♪ Smiling all the time, it's Kate ♪
  6906.  
  6907. 1588
  6908. 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,846
  6909. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6910.  
  6911. 1589
  6912. 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:24,224
  6913. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6914.  
  6915. 1590
  6916. 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:26,184
  6917. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6918.  
  6919. 1591
  6920. 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,520
  6921. ♪ Crocheting roses ♪
  6922.  
  6923. 1592
  6924. 01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:33,942
  6925. ♪ Crocheting the hell ♪
  6926. ♪ Out of those damn roses, yeah ♪
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