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What if we stayed in bed all day?

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That sounds like the best day ever.

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We should stay here all week.

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What if we got bored?

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Us, bored? When have
we ever been bored?

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What if we got hungry?

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What would we do for food?

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Well, we could order takeout
and have it delivered right here.

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But then what if we lost
our jobs and apartment

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and we had no place to live?

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Stop. Stop worrying.

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Full disclosure:

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I didn't have to worry about any of that,

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because this is where my story ends.

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So does yours, by the way.

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So does everyone's.

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It's okay. Really.

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Calm. Peaceful.

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One with nature.

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Most of it I don't miss at all.

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Really.

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But then, there's Sam.

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- Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Abbie.

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Sam was... is the love of my life.

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But let's start at the beginning.

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And here we come to our coral
reef, home to many species,

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including over 50 types of fish,

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the green moray eel, the cownose ray...

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Oh, those guys are mating.

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Okay. Uh, look over there!

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Why are, like, six of them
mating together?

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Which one is the mommy?

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See, here's the thing, kids,
fish are not like people.

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They're not monogamous.

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Not that many people are
either, but that's another...

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What's "monogamous"?

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Well, uh,

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okay, monogamy means
if you love someone,

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you stick with them for the long haul.

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My dad screwed my Aunt Rosa.

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My mommy and daddy are separated.

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My mom ran away with my dentist.

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My dad said she was getting
her cavity filled in.

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Yep. It's not easy.

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Lots of things can separate us:

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Aunt Rosa, the dentist,

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Lauren Mulgrew in World of Amphibians.

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However,

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there actually is one monogamous fish.

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The deep-sea anglerfish.

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The male anglerfish hunts for the female,

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following her through the most
dangerous parts of the deep.

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Then, when he finds her,

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he bites into her flesh

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and never, ever lets go.

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The two fish fuse into one.

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And we're walkin'.

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And we have our listening ears on.

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And that was it. True love.

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Well, true love plus an
emergency room visit for Sam,

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and a lot of therapy for me.

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♪ Girl, don't wanna say ♪

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♪ I wanna stay apart ♪

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♪ Girl, you try to change ♪

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♪ I just might break in two ♪

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♪ Hey, don't wanna say ♪

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♪ I'll never stay up till ♪

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Sam's telling the story
of the bite, again,

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which was a romantic gesture!

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Really it was a behavioral problem.
She bit like six kids that year.

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You're the only one that
meant anything to me.

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Well, I had to go to the hospital.

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- Six stitches.
- Three stitches.

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I almost got kicked out of school.

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You should have been kicked out of school.
You were rabid.

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For years, I've tried to have
her de-fanged and de-clawed.

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- Nice, Mom. Really nice.
- Hey! Oh! Guys, guys, guys!

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Everybody, everybody, come...
come this way, please.

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- I would like to make a toast.
- Oh, Benji...

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- Oh, yeah.
- That's a really bad idea.

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- Not a toast.
- Sam, Sam, it's already started.

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Uh, happy engagement, you guys. Yeah?

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- Happy engagement.
- Cheers!

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Yeah! To the bride and groom! Huh?

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I mean, they don't make any
sense on paper, right?

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I mean, Abbie is type
A and Sam is type Z.

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- Come on, I'm not type A.
- Uh...

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What is a Z?

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I mean, how did an
amazing woman like you

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end up with the most clueless white
dude in the city? I mean, like...

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- Like, you know, I mean, you...
- Benji!

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- I'm not...
- Really. Dude.

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- This could be your best toast ever.
- Look, honestly,

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I generally disapprove

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of people who are as disgustingly
happy as you guys are,

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but, um, I'm really glad that
you proposed to this guy.

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Oh! You proposed.

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- You know, she just beat me to it.
- That's great.

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I was trying to figure out
the best moment and...

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You were taking too long!

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So, I stuck a rubber band on my finger

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- and that was it.
- That's cute.

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The truth is, there may be a little
incentive to make it all official.

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We're not telling people yet.

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But I guess everybody knows now, so...

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- Wow.
- Yay!

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- Yay!
- Yay!

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- Congratulations!
- That's great.

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There's gonna be... three.

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♪ Every time the sun comes up ♪
♪ I see double ♪

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What if it hadn't worked out between us?

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Impossible.

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What if I, like, had been hit by
a bus or run off with gypsies

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or become a man?

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I would have stopped the bus,

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joined the gypsies or become gay.

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You would be gay if I were a man?

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Well you don't need to do that.

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Become a man?

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Test it.

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Top of the books, seven
o'clock from the lamp.

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I don't give a fuck about
my glasses right now.

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You will, in the morning
when I'm in the shower.

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- And they're not on your side.
- Stop talking.

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Eminently psychological. It's like...

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Okay, so are you good if we
confirm the venue today?

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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, and the caterer wants to know

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- chocolate, hazelnut, or raspberry.
- Mm-hmm.

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Sam?

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What? For what?

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For the cake. The wedding cake.

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Well, not hazelnut.

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Nobody's ever like, "Yum!
That cake is hazelnut!"

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Okay, raspberry or chocolate?

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Please not raspberry.

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The seeds get stuck in your teeth and
then you realize later nobody told you

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and it's like, "Are these
people even my friends?"

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So chocolate?

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It seems so obvious.

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That's one green and one red.

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Well, they feel the same.

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- Don't forget to water Ruby.
- Ruby.

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Bye.

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Clearly there are still more
than a few misconceptions

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about the structural differences

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between sensory neurons,
interneurons, and motor neurons.

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Which is totally cool.

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Does anyone have any
questions about this?

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I know, it's exciting stuff.

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So then he just sends me this
totally unprompted dick pic,

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and I'm like, "Whoa! You just went there?"

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And he says, "Oh, baby,
that's only my level one."

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What is that?

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He has a level one, two, three,

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depending on relationship status.

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Aren't you curious about level two?

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It's insane. Look.

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Well, at least he's thinking of you.

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Lies. All lies.

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I saved it to my photo album, and it
says it was taken on April 4, 2013.

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We hadn't even met yet. This
erection has nothing to do with me.

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I hate dating. You're
so lucky you have Sam.

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I mean, yes, but I still had to get
maybe pregnant to get him to step up.

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Oh, my God, Abbie! That's it!
I just need to get definitely pregnant.

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No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.

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But, uh, speaking of...

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- Oh, my God, I got to go.
- What? You're not supposed to go today.

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We have the meeting
with all the mom blogs.

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You're supposed to approve
the feminist princess book.

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Melanie, you got this.

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I don't got this.

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Oh, God, I didn't realize it was
possible to be this tired and bloated.

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Maybe it's twins.

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Yikes.

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Hmm.

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Level two.

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How is it possible something
that giant comes out of there?

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It just looks like something
out of a sci-fi horror movie.

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That's not helpful!

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I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

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This picture, is it necessary?

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Um, Abbie, I have some difficult news.

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The blood test shows that
you are not pregnant.

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Oh.

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- Are you sure?
- Yes.

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Oh, okay.

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I guess that's okay.

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I-I mean, the whole thing
was kind of a surprise.

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- Yeah. We probably weren't even ready.
- Right.

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It-it-it's just...

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It's weird 'cause, um,

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I know it's super early, but I-I
really feel something there.

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The sonogram shows that you
have a mass in your pelvis

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roughly the size of a tangerine.

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It can mimic pregnancy.

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- A mass?
- What kind of a mass?

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I don't want you guys to panic,
because it could be nothing.

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There's this moment when
everything changes.

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You look back, and there
was the moment before.

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See that person?

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It's not helpful!

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She's thinking about whether she's
hoping for a boy or a girl,

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and tiny fingers and toes, and then...

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I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

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Suddenly...

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Yeah.

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At least we won't have to pay for college.

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Unless it's a really smart tumor.

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Too soon?

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It's too soon.

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A tangerine is better than an orange.

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Or a grapefruit.

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Right. Or, um...

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What's bigger than a grapefruit?

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A watermelon.

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Oh, wait, sorry. Did I
say that was the moment?

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It's two tangerines and a grapefruit.

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Correction, this is the moment.

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That's a lot of fruit.

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Uh, the tests have shown
that it is cancer.

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And I know how hard this must be to hear.

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It's incredibly rare in someone your age.
It's just...

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It's just terrible luck.

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Now we can talk about options
whenever you're ready.

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Is there one that doesn't involve dying?

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Uh, I-I've already consulted
with a colleague,

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and after the initial surgery,

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there's a clinical trial
I'd like to enroll you in.

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You didn't answer my question.

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Did he answer my question?

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We don't like to make predictions.

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But in addition to your treatment,

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I want to talk to you
about your quality of life.

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Uh, we can help with pain management
and some palliative care.

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And also some people have found

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great solace from support groups.

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I know this is a terrible shock,

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but let's take it one day at a time.

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I'm... Abbie, I'm so, so sorry. I...

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- Mom. Mom, stop crying.
- Why is this happening?

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Everything's gonna be okay.

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This is all my fault. It's all my fault.

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No, it's not your fault, Mom.

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Was it all that diet soda I let you drink?

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I should not have let you
drink that diet soda.

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No, I don't think
it was all the diet soda.

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I shouldn't have used
the microwave. I...

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And anyway, we'll never know.

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- I'm gonna come visit and cook for you.
- Yeah. Okay.

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- I love you. I love you, Abbie.
- Yeah. Okay.

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- Love you.
- You're my baby girl.

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Bye.

253
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,251
Hi! I'd like to cancel
my membership to Crunch.

254
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,669
That's so sad. Why?

255
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,716
Because I'm officially dying, so I
kind of feel like, "Why work out?"

256
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,259
You don't love Crunch?

257
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095
No, I'm perfectly satisfied with Crunch.

258
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,931
- Have you tried our classes?
- Yes, I've tried the classes.

259
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,101
- Have you tried Booty Kickin' Step?
- No, I haven't tried Booty Kickin' Step.

260
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,812
- I'm gonna need to put you on hold.
- Yep. I'll hold.

261
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:15,581
Hi, this is Abigail Gordon
from the Gordon-Jones wedding.

262
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,458
Mm. Yeah. Um,

263
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,295
so we had booked your venue
for our wedding, but, uh...

264
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,966
unfortunately, it turns out I'll be...

265
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,511
Unavailable. Um...

266
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:34,142
So we were hoping we could still
get the deposit back. Uh...

267
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,229
If you could call me back and let
me know, that'd be great. Thanks.

268
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,411
Abs, how you feeling?

269
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,704
I'm scared.

270
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,373
It's-It's gonna be okay.

271
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,085
- What if I die?
- We're gonna fight this.

272
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,255
I'll always be there for you.

273
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,353
They say after surgery

274
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,106
you're going to experience
some minor discomfort.

275
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,026
It's Stage IV cancer.

276
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,236
Nothing is minor.

277
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,072
Nothing is comfortable.

278
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,250
So, let's, um,

279
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,336
let's take another look
at the proposed model

280
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,507
for auto-associative memory
and its constituent neural network.

281
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,138
Or not. Let's not and say we did.

282
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,849
Class dismissed.

283
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,484
Hey.

284
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,152
- Hi.
- How's it going? I'm Dominic.

285
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,780
Nice to meet you. I'm gonna be
running your treatment suite.

286
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,406
Treatment suite?

287
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,034
Oh, yeah, don't get excited.
It doesn't even have four walls.

288
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,703
Uh, go ahead and grab
a seat right there.

289
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,515
For the next time, you're
probably gonna want

290
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,058
to bring your own pillow in from home.

291
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,085
You're also gonna need your cell phone
with headphones and grab a magazine.

292
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,604
Some of these guys tend to hoard 'em.

293
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,190
You're gonna end up reading an old
ripped up copy of Duck Enthusiast.

294
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,551
Oh. It's okay, I don't
read Duck Enthusiast.

295
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,469
Yeah, well, you will. All right, feet up.

296
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,554
Yeah, there you go.

297
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,348
Uh, yes,
you will feel like shit after this,

298
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,617
but it's different for everybody.

299
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,244
And no, your hair isn't
gonna fall out right away.

300
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,955
And besides, it looks like you have
plenty of it, so you're doing good.

301
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,957
Uh, and if you need snacks,
you got to bring them from home.

302
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,440
My name is not Seamless.

303
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,067
I feel underdressed.

304
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,903
Oh, that guy? Yeah, I don't
know why he does that.

305
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,989
- I think he thinks it helps.
- Does it?

306
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,035
I don't know. He's not dead yet, so
it's got to be doing something, right?

307
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,539
Cute. Who's that, husband?

308
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:02,832
Fiancé.

309
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,126
- He's teaching right now, so...
- Oh, okay. Cool. He...

310
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,377
- What does he teach?
- Hi.

311
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,796
Hey, what's his name?
What's his-What's his name?

312
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,173
- Uh, Sam.
- Sam. Cool. Tell Sam I say, "What up?"

313
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,718
Uh, the nurse says, "What up?"

314
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,737
My name's Dominic. You don't have
to call me a nurse or whatever.

315
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,596
You can just use my name.

316
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,931
- Dominic says hi.
- It's Dominic, yeah.

317
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,534
- Yeah.
- Let Sam know you're in good hands.

318
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,558
All right?

319
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,148
♪ When everything feels all over ♪

320
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,277
♪ Everybody seems unkind ♪

321
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,281
♪ I'll give you a four-leaf clover ♪

322
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,243
♪ Take all worry out of your mind ♪

323
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,371
♪ Let my love open the door ♪

324
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,624
If you think it's working,
that... that's great.

325
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,292
Hey.

326
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,294
Come on in. We're just getting started.

327
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,339
Go grab yourself a hook and yarn.

328
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,343
Have you heard of Catholic yoga?

329
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:01,724
It's a full Latin Mass with vinyasa
yoga positions, and I come out...

330
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,892
- You serious?
- Yeah!

331
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,645
I feel like I'm in touch with...

332
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,481
- Oh.
- ...the beyond. So, that's neat.

333
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,650
- Whatever... Whatever works.
- Mm-hmm.

334
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,236
Last month? Twelve thousand
dollars on treatments.

335
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,946
Plus, I'm currently unemployed.

336
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,698
Cancer is your job.

337
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,159
Well, I'd rather be unemployed.

338
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,037
I wouldn't sit there.
This is the Man Cave.

339
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,499
- Yeah, we don't listen to the women.
- Yeah. We don't listen to each other.

340
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,793
Hey, guys, make her feel welcome.

341
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,920
Yeah, come on. Only kidding.

342
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,421
Only kidding.

343
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,966
Welcome to the last group you
ever wanted to be a member of.

344
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,635
What's your name?

345
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,763
Abbie.

346
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,180
Hi, Abbie.

347
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,433
But, you know, don't get attached.

348
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,517
Got it.

349
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,687
You okay, there, Meryl?

350
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,105
She's so pretty.

351
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,898
You don't even know her.

352
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,608
Well, I... I like the name Abbie.

353
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,692
Let's...

354
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,697
all let Meryl have her process.

355
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,780
Here.

356
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,201
Just find the end.

357
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,453
Meryl, that's so pretty. What is that?

358
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,664
- Well, it's gonna be a teddy bear.
- Ah.

359
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,957
Is that for your nephew?

360
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,584
No. It's, uh, for me to be buried with.

361
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,920
Ah. Well, I like
that you're thinking ahead.

362
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,047
Smart lady.

363
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,467
Hey, Myron, your doily
is really coming along.

364
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,472
Yeah. I... I wish I could say the
same for the rest of my life.

365
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,434
Every morning I wake
up, new lease on life,

366
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,643
lasts about 20 minutes.

367
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,603
Then I remember...

368
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,149
the Mets suck, there's
construction on the F train,

369
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,736
I got a leak in my roof
that's gonna cost $3,500.

370
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,449
Apparently, I still sweat the small stuff.

371
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,742
Hard not to.

372
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,244
How is Estelle holding up?

373
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,454
She's good.

374
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,081
There's a new hawk in Central Park.

375
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,127
Every morning we go out there
and watch the little guy.

376
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,672
I hope she keeps up the
bird-watching after I'm gone.

377
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:00,468
With whatever new guy she's banging.

378
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,847
Welcome to group.

379
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,601
- It's the way we roll.
- We have fun.

380
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560
Cool.

381
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,233
The whole point is to mingle.

382
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,152
Not feeling up to it.

383
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,654
Neither does anybody. That's why we do it.

384
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,738
Myron.

385
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,242
Multiple myeloma. You've
never heard of it?

386
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,452
Stay a while.

387
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,288
I'm not really a mingler.

388
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,999
Not a crocheter either, apparently.

389
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,686
Didn't have time for
pointless hobbies then,

390
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,504
really don't have time for them now,

391
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,547
and I'm especially
uninterested in discovering

392
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,176
that crocheting is a metaphor
for healing or whatever.

393
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,928
What you're feeling is totally normal.

394
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,697
You know, I wish people
would stop telling me

395
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,890
that totally insane things
are totally normal.

396
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,517
Insane things are normal.

397
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,393
Have you looked around?

398
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,895
And you just accept that?

399
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,815
You just accept everything
that's going on?

400
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,734
You make jokes about your
wife having a new boyfriend?

401
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,695
I don't accept it, but in the
event that I do kick the bucket,

402
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,532
I hope she does find a boyfriend.
Somebody nice.

403
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,368
Less well-endowed to be sure, but nice.

404
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:13,082
Well, I just think I am
in a different situation.

405
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,836
Sam and I met when we were kids,
we've been together forever.

406
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,754
- How old is he?
- Thirty-one.

407
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,882
Yeah, he's gonna go through
a major slut phase.

408
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,390
I also have Tourette's.

409
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,891
Good to know.

410
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,018
Yeah. You come back.

411
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,480
Nice to meet you, Myron.

412
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,649
Nice to meet you, Abbie.

413
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,859
- And thanks for the advice.
- All right.

414
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,087
Are you gonna go through a slut phase?

415
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,213
What?

416
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,007
No.

417
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,218
Why would you say that?

418
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,763
You're not even thinking about it?

419
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,017
That's the absolute furthest
thing from my mind right now.

420
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,521
It's further than like
meeting someone on Tinder.

421
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,566
Okay, but Tinder can't be
that far from your mind

422
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,169
because you just said it, which means
you had to be thinking about it,

423
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,154
which means you're
thinking about this too.

424
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,905
Yeah. I'm busted.

425
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,198
I'm serious.

426
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,450
Look at you.

427
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,452
- The puppy-dog eyes.
- What?

428
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621
The absent-minded professor thing.

429
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,623
I'm just a TA.

430
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,791
- This is a disaster.
- What are you talking about?

431
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,501
You don't know.

432
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,254
Because you have no experience.

433
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,590
Women are gonna eat you alive.

434
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,176
- I can take care of myself.
- But what if you can't?

435
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,095
Who's gonna match your socks
or keep up with your glasses

436
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,472
or make you chicken?

437
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,806
You don't make me chicken.

438
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,184
Yeah, but I would, hypothetically.

439
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:59,021
Well, our hypothetical chicken
has been in the freezer for like a year.

440
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,983
What are you doing?

441
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,110
Figuring out how to cook a chicken.

442
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,530
Now?

443
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,032
No time like the present.

444
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,036
How do I cook a chicken?

445
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,871
Let me think about that.

446
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,957
Okay, I found this on the web
for "How do I cook a chicken?"

447
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,167
It's gonna be amazing.

448
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,547
Just 'cause you're dying
doesn't mean your life stops.

449
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,259
Then how come at the end of Reloaded,

450
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,554
Neo can just all of a sudden
use his powers outside of the Matrix?

451
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,722
Explain that.

452
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,393
Because the entire Matrix was a metaphor,

453
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:40,020
and if you can't see that,
you're in the Matrix right now.

454
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,772
There's still ups...

455
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,774
and downs...

456
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,234
and aerobics.

457
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,196
Some things are pretty easy to let go of.

458
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:52,908
Some things are harder.

459
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,286
It's like you forget all the other things.

460
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,080
♪ Somehow am I moving ♪

461
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,248
♪ Too slow ♪

462
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,751
♪ You lead, I'll follow ♪

463
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,714
♪ Ooh ♪

464
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,552
Abbie, have you read the new Cleocatra?

465
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,886
Marianne Hall's awesome.

466
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:16,515
She writes this whole narrative
about a feline in Ancient Egypt.

467
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,892
I think we should take a meeting with her.

468
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,269
Abbie?

469
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,104
Oh, yeah. It's great. I love it.

470
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,649
Are you on a dating app?

471
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,068
Cancer making you super horny for girls?

472
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,989
Who uses these things anyway?

473
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,699
I don't know.

474
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,242
Um, I do.

475
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,828
But why are you on it?

476
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,039
Just... research.

477
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,043
Okay, um, I'm gonna set
up this meeting. Cool?

478
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,213
Oh, yeah. Sure, Melanie. Make it work.

479
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:49,923
Sweet.

480
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,301
♪ I hide ♪

481
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,136
♪ You seek ♪

482
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:58,348
♪ Whatever you find ♪

483
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,559
♪ You keep ♪

484
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:04,605
♪ I can stay here in the dark ♪

485
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,774
Slutty. Sluttier.

486
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,234
Ooh.

487
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:10,402
Triplets.

488
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:15,491
And so, uh, when my numbers
came back this time,

489
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,744
I just, honestly, I just
thought I can't keep fighting.

490
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,413
Jim, you don't have to go there.

491
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,082
'Cause it's all about attitude.

492
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,835
Well, let's let Jim have his process.

493
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,462
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

494
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,256
I just think that his process
should be more positive.

495
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,384
Everyone is entitled to... to be sad.

496
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,511
Thank you.

497
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:37,888
It's not even your cancer.

498
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,350
- I... I like to think of it as me.
- Of course you do.

499
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,811
You know what I'm loving
these days is meditation.

500
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,229
And I... I know it sounds trite,

501
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:50,275
but I just have been feeling so blessed

502
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,362
every time I sit there in silence.

503
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,198
Maybe you could try that now?

504
00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,993
Or we could laugh.

505
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,912
- That's okay too.
- Sorry.

506
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,497
I'm sorry. Just...

507
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,499
Some of these women are so cheesy.

508
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,711
"I want to dip you in whipped
cream and put my cherry on top."

509
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,048
What does that even mean,
anatomically speaking?

510
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,218
Using a sundae model
as a sexual proposition.

511
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,970
It is confusing. I have to s...

512
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,931
I mean, cherry... cherry's
got to be a hymen, right?

513
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,267
- Probably a busted hymen.
- Mm-hmm.

514
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,354
I... I, um... mine broke on a horse.

515
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,814
And me, I was born without one.

516
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,819
- So...
- It was my favorite horse, though.

517
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,363
Okay, uh, that's about it for today.

518
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,489
Shadow.

519
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,621
Were you sexting just now?

520
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:46,206
Let me have my process.

521
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,292
Your process is sexting?

522
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,878
You're the one who said Sam
would go through a slut phase.

523
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,698
I thought you were crazy, but
then I thought about it more,

524
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,091
and he's gonna be a chick magnet.

525
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,052
And the worst part is, he's gonna
have no idea how to handle it

526
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,554
because he's never had to date.

527
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,223
He's gonna be lonely and vulnerable.

528
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,684
He could wind up with someone
really controlling and crazy.

529
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,144
Imagine that.

530
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,564
I have to make sure he finds love
and learns how to cook chicken.

531
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,065
Classic rookie mistake.

532
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,984
What are you talking about?

533
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,820
Thinking you can do something
to lessen the loss.

534
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,323
There's a word for what you're doing.
It's a technical term.

535
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,991
- You want to know it?
- No, thanks.

536
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,659
"Anticipatory grieving."

537
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,959
Trying to cope with the
loss before it happens.

538
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,998
So, Meryl over there

539
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,252
writes a birthday card to her husband
for every year she's gonna be gone,

540
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,837
and Jim...

541
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:37,799
makes a video montage
of himself as Santa

542
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,220
for all the Christmases he's
gonna miss with his kids.

543
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,930
It doesn't change anything.

544
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,767
Look, what do I know?

545
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,853
My advice? You're hooking him up,

546
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,481
concentrate on a booty.

547
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,859
Yours, you know, it's... it's flat.

548
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,071
My booty is not flat.

549
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822
You have a terrible ass.

550
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,241
Fuck you.

551
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:03,951
Here, give me that.

552
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,580
- Oh, you got a match.
- Oh, really?

553
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,416
- Sexypants89.
- Okay, let me see that.

554
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,210
Why the 89?

555
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,713
Why do you think? She was born in 1989.

556
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,025
- And then you hit another one.
- That scrolling? Yep.

557
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,384
What happens if I do that?

558
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,135
- Uh-oh!
- Ooh.

559
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,264
We can look into doctors,

560
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,516
and, um, experimental treatments,

561
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,685
and all that shit.

562
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,356
I mean, she's gonna beat the odds, man.
I mean, that's what odds are for.

563
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,983
You know, for beating.

564
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,568
Man, look, I bet Abbie
is on the phone right now

565
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,338
- with doctors from Germany just like...
- Benji.

566
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,363
Yeah?

567
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,866
Talk about something else.

568
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,203
- Yeah.
- I mean, I...

569
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,455
Okay. Let me see that.

570
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,000
Something else.

571
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,005
Okay, guess how many people
have the same birthday as you?

572
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,132
Ten million.

573
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,926
You know the percentage
of identical twins?

574
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,053
- Five?
- Mm-mm. Three.

575
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:10,100
Oh, man, did you know
that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?

576
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,185
- Seriously?
- Thirty whole minutes, man, yeah.

577
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,271
And then when bats fly out
of a cave, they go left.

578
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,772
- Why?
- Hell if I know, man.

579
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,735
Donald F. Duck. What's his middle name?

580
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,944
- Frank.
- No.

581
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:21,945
- Frederick.
- No.

582
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,739
- F... Uh...
- Fauntleroy.

583
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,116
- Fauntleroy.
- Faunt what?

584
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,620
Tell Abbie she has really
good pot too, man.

585
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,458
You know, I'm only trying
to prepare him for the inevitable.

586
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,541
Mm-hmm.

587
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:39,588
I mean, let's be real.
Life is gonna go on.

588
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,232
I'm gonna go ahead
and just stop you right there.

589
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:45,302
This is all maybe some of the dumbest shit
that I have ever heard in my entire life.

590
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:48,388
And if you do get better, you're
gonna feel like a real ass.

591
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,517
You are not allowed to talk
to me like that, okay?

592
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,602
I'm sick.

593
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,022
I don't think that makes you
special in this context.

594
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,317
Not working.

595
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,526
No. No.

596
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,028
No, come on, that's not gonna work.

597
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,530
Nope. Nope. The pouty thing...
that's not working either.

598
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,616
No, none of it. None of it.

599
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,786
Are you showing me your tubes?

600
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,289
- That's very mature. That's...
- Get off my chair.

601
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,709
- You want some orange rice?
- No.

602
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,336
- No? All right.
- Thank you.

603
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:23,590
- It's a pretty dumb idea, though.
- It is not dumb.

604
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,555
He's kind of, uh, a little academic.

605
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,017
So I decided to cut out gluten. That
was like the first thing that I did.

606
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,396
I would just like wake up in the morning
and feel like totally fatigued.

607
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,479
Just like, "eh."

608
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:45,570
You know, into his, uh, sciencey stuff.
I don't really get any of it, but...

609
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,076
No, no, no.

610
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,161
You know, it's the weirdest thing.

611
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,123
My cat's name is Sam.

612
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,209
- Okay.
- Yeah.

613
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,543
Thank you.

614
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,713
Too freaky. Too needy.

615
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,174
Too slutty. Too neurotic.

616
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,927
And, you know, he's allergic to cats.

617
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,971
So... so, you know, if you have...

618
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,098
Okay then.

619
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:22,190
So it says on your online profile
you were Phi Beta Kappa.

620
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,860
I had no life in college.

621
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,946
And now you're a researcher
for the National Institute of Health?

622
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,990
Yes. Still have no life.

623
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,076
I'm just... I'm just tired of being alone.

624
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,560
I'm where I want to be career-wise,

625
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:38,165
and I really would like to
settle down and have a family.

626
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,624
Oh, my God. Sorry.

627
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,626
It was gonna fall over.

628
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,795
Natural caretaker.
Also overbearing neurotic.

629
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,173
I'm the same way.

630
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,383
Um...

631
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,594
Let's set up a date.

632
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,887
Okay.

633
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:52,970
Um, just...

634
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,350
If I could just be honest with you,
um, I just don't quite understand

635
00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,770
why a man would send his assistant
to pre-interview women.

636
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,856
I just... I don't get it.

637
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,233
Yeah, um...

638
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,611
Here's the deal.

639
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,032
Sally! Please don't hold it against him!

640
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,289
This is the craziest thing like ever!

641
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:27,589
- Oh, shit. Oh, sorry! I'm sorry!
- No, I got it.

642
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,256
Got it.

643
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,554
It's kind of a long story.

644
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,223
I... I think I heard it.

645
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,475
I mean, I know I shouldn't,

646
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,727
but spying on the customers
is like the only thing

647
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,854
that makes this job halfway bearable.

648
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,857
You are way more interesting than most.

649
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:48,360
I know, it's unusual.

650
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,612
Yo, dude, I think it's awesome.

651
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,740
Like, my mom died seven years ago.

652
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,033
I was in high school.

653
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:59,871
And after she passed, my dad
spent every night alone.

654
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,457
And I tried to tell him, "Go out."

655
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,377
Live life. Find someone."

656
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,671
But not just anyone. The right person.

657
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,172
Exactly. Which is hard.

658
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,423
Right.

659
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,801
I mean, do you have any like friends

660
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,779
or anything that could like
take him off your hands?

661
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,056
Not anyone that would get this.

662
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,015
Right.

663
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:22,894
I mean, the thing is, finding the
right one is actually about volume.

664
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,897
You should host a mixer.

665
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,042
- No, like, invite some people.
- Yeah, right.

666
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:32,404
Nothing says "fun" like a mixer
hosted by your dying fiancée.

667
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,447
I mean, I'm having an art opening...

668
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,950
at this gallery space on Friday.

669
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,953
You could use it as a front. You,
like, wouldn't even need to be there.

670
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:44,541
And... And an art opening could bring
together some really interesting women.

671
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,502
Like the right types. Not that
there wouldn't be some people there

672
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,462
with like interested in
the free snacks, but...

673
00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:50,547
I wouldn't want to...

674
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,383
No, honestly, dude, you'd
be doing me a real solid.

675
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,095
I'm Abbie.

676
00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,097
I'm Mira.

677
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,276
A hundred and fifty dollars?

678
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,153
This place is a rip-off.

679
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,489
I could make this myself one week tops.

680
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:18,158
Focus, please.

681
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,493
We just need to freshen
up Sam's look a little.

682
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,203
Why is that again?

683
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:23,705
Trust me.

684
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,249
Any woman that meets him
is gonna want to shop for him.

685
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,336
The wrong one will put him in these.

686
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,589
- What are you doing?
- What?

687
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,052
You're the only one who gets to make
bad decisions because you're dying?

688
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,055
Terminal cancer. Put it on my bill.

689
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,681
You're just so cool with everything.

690
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,184
I'm not cool with any of this.

691
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,520
I've been dying longer than you have.

692
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,439
You get better at it.

693
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,066
How?

694
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,734
Well, it's like this vest.

695
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,988
At first it's, "Why is that old
man wearing that horrible vest?"

696
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,908
Pretty soon I become the vest guy.

697
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:04,788
After that, you realize that you'd
hardly recognize me without it.

698
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,207
I look comfortable in it.

699
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,667
It's a part of me, so...

700
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,294
you accept it.

701
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:15,215
I don't think I can ever
accept you in that vest.

702
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,298
No?

703
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,095
Try this on. I want to see
what it'll look like on Sam.

704
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,221
Okay.

705
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,476
Okay.

706
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,478
Yeah.

707
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:32,023
But let me pair it
with some skinny jeans.

708
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,362
- Okay.
- I look three days younger.

709
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:39,822
Come on.

710
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,453
These... Oh!

711
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,206
They're cutting off my circulation.

712
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:51,835
Seriously, my ankles are tingling,
my feet are asleep.

713
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,878
- You look hot!
- It's just...

714
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,505
Can I ask what this is about?

715
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:58,049
Just some retail therapy.

716
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,300
Right.

717
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,344
And where am I supposed
to put my phone?

718
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,346
Now...

719
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:06,057
Okay, this jacket is dry clean only.

720
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:10,687
Which means, if I'm not around,
do not put this in the laundry.

721
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:11,771
Oh.

722
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,773
Shit. Laundry.

723
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,608
All right, so...

724
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,277
- In here.
- Really?

725
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,738
- Okay, so...
- I know how to turn it on.

726
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,283
Yeah, but colors, whites, delicates.

727
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,242
Right.

728
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,744
The dryer sometimes gets stuck,

729
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,413
so, uh, you just give it two kicks.

730
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,123
Right here. Like that.

731
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,167
And it will generally unstick itself.

732
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,084
Exactly.

733
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,004
Uh, this dial is the minutes.

734
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,382
It tells you how much time you have left.

735
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:46,765
If the time runs out before the
clothes are ready, you just...

736
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,476
turn the dial.

737
00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,353
- Hmm. Wait.
- What?

738
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,063
Are you okay?

739
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,661
Yeah, I tend to have that effect on women.

740
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:52,831
Too soon?

741
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,917
Yeah, too soon.

742
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,435
- I love you, Abs.
- I love you, Sam.

743
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,999
I've loved you since the beginning.

744
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,441
I've loved you
since the beginning.

745
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,697
- And I'll always love you.
- I'll always love you.

746
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,034
- I'll love you forever.
- I'll love you forever.

747
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,955
Mom, would you stop?

748
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,958
Hospitals are very dehydrating.

749
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,961
Don't touch your face.
I don't want you to get sick.

750
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,340
More sick.

751
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,426
Everything going okay in here?

752
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,892
Hey, Mom, you want to do me a favor
and run down to the cafeteria

753
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,184
and get us some Ho Hos?

754
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,103
- Ho Hos?
- Yeah. You don't know Ho Hos?

755
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,231
They're like little pinwheel cakes.
Chocolate covered. They're delicious.

756
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,528
- How about if I get you a green salad?
- Great.

757
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,988
- Green juice.
- That sounds great.

758
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,090
Yeah, but don't forget
those Ho Hos though.

759
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,383
I got a little bit of a sweet tooth.

760
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,743
- They still make Ho Hos?
- They still make them.

761
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,912
Thanks, Mom.

762
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,257
Psychology.

763
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,885
Spirituality.

764
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,929
Oh! Here we go.

765
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,973
Vegetable Gardening for Dummies.

766
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,353
Camping for Dummies.

767
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,648
Ooh. He could take up Bridge.

768
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:44,359
- It could help him meet people.
- Oh. Here's a good one.

769
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,904
The Art of Letting Go.

770
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,572
Try that.

771
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,283
Look, if you don't agree
with what I'm doing...

772
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,703
I don't. But I enjoy hanging with you.

773
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:56,871
It's interesting.

774
00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,540
You're like a slow-moving car crash.

775
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,626
- Ooh.
- Thanks.

776
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,755
It's exactly how I feel, actually.

777
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:08,591
It's like I'm heading
towards this brick wall,

778
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,051
and I can't do anything...

779
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,637
- Myron?
- Here. Look at that.

780
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,888
Myron!

781
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,265
Hey, I'm not dead yet.

782
00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:17,517
Oh, my gosh.

783
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,104
- You're gonna get that?
- Yes. It's a keeper.

784
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,147
- It's not a Dummy book.
- Okay.

785
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:27,610
- No, don't. That's enough.
- Okay. Okay.

786
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:35,868
"Likes vegetable gardening
and is learning to play Bridge."

787
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:10,194
What if I had run away and joined a cult?

788
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,239
I guess I would have to join too.

789
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:18,119
What if relationships between
cult members was frowned upon?

790
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,746
Like an asexual cult?

791
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,849
Yeah. And you couldn't do an
intervention and get me out

792
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,416
because I was totally brainwashed.

793
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:24,959
Hmm.

794
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,963
Well, I guess I would have to
become a rival cult leader,

795
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,215
re-brainwash you according
to my philosophy,

796
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:35,803
and then steal you away into my
cult, which would be a sex cult.

797
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:50,068
What if I were exactly like me, except
I had really terrible halitosis.

798
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,236
I would get you a mint.

799
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:57,617
Or I would destroy the olfactory receptors
in my nose so that I didn't care.

800
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,627
What if I die?

801
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,341
I would...

802
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,219
never recover.

803
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:46,332
Should I be able to tell that
you're circumcised in those jeans?

804
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,294
'Cause I can. And there's not
a lot of, uh, room for imagination

805
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,046
or your penis in those pants.

806
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:55,633
I don't want to go to this. I don't...
I don't know anything about art.

807
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,820
- I don't even like art. I'm color-blind.
- Would you relax?

808
00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:00,304
- She just wants people there.
- Is she hot?

809
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,508
Trust me, Benji, it will be
a target rich environment.

810
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,226
See? Come on, man. Free food, cute girls.

811
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,477
Come on, let's do this.

812
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,479
How exactly do you know this artist again?

813
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,983
We met randomly at a cafe,
and we really bonded and...

814
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,502
- When?
- I... I don't know. I just...

815
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,069
I don't want to disappoint her.

816
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,529
Are you sure you can't come?

817
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:18,281
I-I don't feel up to it. Trust me.

818
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:21,868
Okay. W... We'll go, just as long
as you stop touching my hair.

819
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,578
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

820
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,289
You're adorable.

821
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,207
- Stop that!
- Oh, he can move in them!

822
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,917
- Let's go.
- No, not really.

823
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,086
Man, I think you look amazing.

824
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,672
I mean, this is genius.

825
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,758
- Like, there's zippers and keys.
- Shut up.

826
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:38,885
Okay, okay.

827
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,261
It's gonna be great.

828
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,387
Have fun.

829
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,891
We got this. We got this.

830
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,851
I mean, that ass, right?

831
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,937
Come on, hold my hand.

832
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,966
To really get into the souls
of what it is that you want, you know,

833
00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:02,190
'cause that's what I focus on.

834
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:06,245
You know? Just how the female energy
makes a man who he is.

835
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,081
Is he mingling?

836
00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,708
He's admiring the art.

837
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,169
Sam doesn't care about art.

838
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:18,215
Nah, he's just hoping if he keeps
himself occupied with an activity,

839
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,884
no one will actually talk to him.

840
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,010
He's very good-looking.

841
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,763
Can I say that and not be awkward?

842
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:27,016
Uh, that's my whole point.

843
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,062
What about you and your wife?
How'd you two meet?

844
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,313
At a party.

845
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:33,856
We were in college.

846
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,942
We got hitched three years later.

847
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,655
That's it? No story?

848
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,490
The story came after.

849
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,951
Getting married. Life.

850
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,412
Building a home. Kids, grandkids.

851
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:49,913
Sorry.

852
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,874
It's okay.

853
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,585
I won't know the difference, I guess.

854
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,797
I just want those things for Sam.

855
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,299
- I have to hand it to you.
- What?

856
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,676
You are stubborn.

857
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,513
This might be the worst plan in the
world, but you're committed to it,

858
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,973
and I like that.

859
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,809
Yeah, well, don't be too impressed.

860
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,394
Hasn't worked yet.

861
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,065
I don't know about that.

862
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,776
What?

863
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:19,986
Let me see that.

864
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:24,782
No, that's just the girl whose show it is.

865
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,865
So?

866
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,202
So she's just doing
this as a favor to me.

867
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,997
- So?
- So, she's not his type.

868
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,081
Yeah?

869
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,461
Oh, no. Don't do the snorty laugh.

870
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,464
Ugh! He did the snorty laugh.

871
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,718
- Oh, he does that when he's...
- When he's nervous.

872
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:45,928
Happy.

873
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,388
Here.

874
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,934
Estelle's hot chocolate.

875
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,228
It cures whatever ails you.

876
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:55,896
Except cancer.

877
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,317
To the things we do
for the people we love.

878
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,201
Mmm. Hits the spot.

879
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,417
Dude.

880
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,053
I thought your friend
said he had a girlfriend.

881
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:29,764
He has.

882
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:31,849
Twelve.

883
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,311
Well, as long as he's up front
about it with everyone, right?

884
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,188
Oh, yeah.

885
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,025
Nah, he's definitely not.

886
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,488
Well, this was something.

887
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:49,617
Your... Your work is really specific.

888
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,953
Oh, wow. That's the best you could do?
"Specific"?

889
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:56,207
Oh, I didn't mean... You know,
I don't know anything about art.

890
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,875
I'm actually color-blind.

891
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,213
- It's black and white.
- Yeah, I'm just gonna shut up now.

892
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,215
No, it's okay. I know it's crap.

893
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,299
It's not crap.

894
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:07,176
It... I... You know, there's, uh,

895
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,472
this one with the face
that looks like a butt.

896
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,015
Oh, yeah. "Butt face."

897
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,101
- That's the title?
- No.

898
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,061
It's actually a self-portrait.

899
00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,354
Really?

900
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,772
No!

901
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,650
God, is that what you think I look like?

902
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,568
- Oh, God.
- Stop doing that.

903
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,114
I'm sorry. Sorry.

904
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,533
I know I shouldn't mess with you.

905
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:33,327
I know you and Abbie are going
through a lot right now.

906
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:36,747
Well, it's... it's actually nice
to talk about something else.

907
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:40,251
Donald F. Duck. What's his middle name?

908
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,627
Fauntleroy.

909
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:43,254
How do you know that?

910
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,672
Because everybody knows that.

911
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:46,381
Oh.

912
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,844
Well, good night.

913
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:51,887
Are you okay to get home?

914
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,889
I actually... I... I live upstairs

915
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,307
in... in a closet.

916
00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,726
It's... Well, it's not a closet.

917
00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,020
It's actually a huge bedroom
by New York standards,

918
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,439
but it's still a closet.

919
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,152
Okay, well, good night.

920
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,610
Bye.

921
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,073
I just want to say, actually,

922
00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:14,577
I know it's none of my business, but
you guys, you and Abbie, you're...

923
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,454
really inspiring.

924
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:18,831
Thank you.

925
00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,541
What she's doing, it's...

926
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:25,796
To care about someone so much
that you would try and find a way

927
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,801
to take care of them and find a
path for them after they're gone...

928
00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:34,847
I feel like if someone loved me
like that for like five minutes,

929
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,892
I would probably feel like the luckiest
person on the face of the planet.

930
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,606
I'm sorry, I... I got to go.

931
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,027
I'm sorry.

932
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,036
I know you're not really sleeping.

933
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,472
Because I know how your breathing
sounds when you sleep.

934
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,475
Which is something you don't
even know about yourself.

935
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,065
I know everything about you, Abbie.

936
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:31,362
But I have to say, you still know
how to shock the hell out of me.

937
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:32,446
What do you mean?

938
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:33,781
The clothes.

939
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,533
- The mixer.
- Sam...

940
00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:41,205
For the record, I am not a dummy.

941
00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,456
I know what's going on.

942
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:44,219
And I went along with
you trying to help me

943
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,530
because I know it's helping you.

944
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,088
But setting me up? Are you serious?

945
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,591
Please. You spend your life talking
about protons and neutrons.

946
00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,051
- Neurons!
- Okay, okay.

947
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:57,930
Sam, most people don't find
what we had... have

948
00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,515
once, much less twice in a lifetime.

949
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:00,951
What we have? You mean, a relationship

950
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,894
where one person is... is
lying, and sneaking around,

951
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,372
- and manipulating?
- It's for your own good!

952
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,898
You just tried to manipulate my life!

953
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,569
Or you mean a relationship where
you have such a low opinion of me,

954
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,693
that you truly believe that nobody else
on the planet would ever fall for me.

955
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,759
Obviously not. But that's the whole point!
You're gonna get swarmed,

956
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,636
and it's gonna be impossible
to find the right person!

957
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,829
I already found the right person!

958
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,832
Or I thought I had.

959
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,591
Abs, I didn't...

960
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,677
You know I didn't mean that.

961
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,012
Hey, come here.

962
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,266
Are you okay?

963
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:54,153
What is she thinking? Does she think
I'm completely clueless with women?

964
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,238
- Benji?
- No.

965
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,782
Yeah? No.

966
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,034
- Wait, what?
- I hate you.

967
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,452
I love you, though.

968
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,620
You just... You've never seen me in action.

969
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,289
Hmm. No.

970
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,975
No, I have never seen you in...
Actually, I don't...

971
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,834
I never want to see you
in action either, man.

972
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:10,961
You know what, actually?
Let me see your look.

973
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,922
Let me see your come hither look, man.
It's just like...

974
00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,466
You know, let me see that.

975
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,593
Do it. Come on. Come on.

976
00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:20,888
Throw a little hair in there.

977
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,015
Well, like...

978
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,266
Oh, God.

979
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:27,186
Uh, just stop, man. I don't
ever want to see that again.

980
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,979
I mean, it's just really upsetting.

981
00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,900
Yeah, well, it's all pretty upsetting.

982
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,069
I know.

983
00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,573
What do I do?

984
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:44,078
Look, all you can do is be there
for her, however you can.

985
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,306
I mean, look, she's got to
be scared out of her mind.

986
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,874
And right now, she just needs to know

987
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,210
that if the worst thing happens...

988
00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,796
that you are gonna be okay.

989
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,549
What if I don't know if I'm gonna be okay?

990
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,719
Well, I guess, um...

991
00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,098
you pretend.

992
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:07,768
You pretend.

993
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:21,240
Are you ready to drop
this mishigas with Sam?

994
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,242
You think I should?

995
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,660
Here's what I know:

996
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,248
You don't have as much
time as you think you do.

997
00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:31,708
- I don't?
- No.

998
00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:35,337
- What are you trying to say?
- I'm not saying it, the Buddha did.

999
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,690
I didn't realize you were Buddhist.

1000
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,883
I'm not, but it stuck with me.

1001
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,010
And it's true for you.

1002
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,847
It's true for every person on the planet.

1003
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:49,560
I need some snacks.

1004
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,728
- Could you...
- Oh.

1005
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,573
I can't believe you eat those things.

1006
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:03,866
They're tasty.

1007
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:08,454
The chemo has clearly
destroyed your taste buds.

1008
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:10,330
Try one.

1009
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,424
They're disgusting.

1010
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,178
Keep going. You get to tasty.

1011
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,853
- Just about 20 of these.
- Mm-hmm.

1012
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,981
So there's ten for you and ten for me.

1013
00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,859
The second bite is actually not as bad.

1014
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,195
Good for you, too.

1015
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,040
Okay.

1016
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,584
Someone...

1017
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,794
who hikes.

1018
00:54:58,795 --> 00:54:59,795
What?

1019
00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:04,801
In the future, if I ever did this
again, which I probably won't,

1020
00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:06,220
but if I did,

1021
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,889
and if it makes you feel better to know,

1022
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,601
it would be with someone who hikes.

1023
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,854
- We never hike.
- Because you hate it.

1024
00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:16,938
That's not true.

1025
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,233
We took that one hike up
Bear Mountain ten years ago,

1026
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,193
you complained the entire time.

1027
00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,556
That's because hiking is boring.

1028
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:24,029
It's basically walking.

1029
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,073
And walking is something
you do to get somewhere.

1030
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:29,201
Hiking from your car up a hill
and then back to your car

1031
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,619
is totally pointless.

1032
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,623
Okay.

1033
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,793
- Duly noted.
- Thank you.

1034
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:38,876
Hiking.

1035
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,255
What else?

1036
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,924
I like dancing.

1037
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:47,010
I would like to try
ballroom dancing classes.

1038
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,888
You know, like the fox-trot
or the waltz, even though...

1039
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,932
- It's lame.
- I know you think it's lame.

1040
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,434
- The fox-trot? Seriously?
- Yeah!

1041
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:57,229
How about something just
moderately nerdy like swing.

1042
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,065
Is this person for you or for me?

1043
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:04,778
Okay.

1044
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,114
- Good.
- I get it.

1045
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,866
I'll update your profile.

1046
00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,451
What profile?

1047
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:12,953
This profile.

1048
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:17,624
God.

1049
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,041
You're welcome.

1050
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,961
- You've been pretending to be me?
- So...

1051
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,546
Well, you know.

1052
00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:25,048
- So, Sam...
- Did I tell you you're sick?

1053
00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:29,928
Likes neutrons and...

1054
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,888
- merengue.
- Neurons! Neurons!

1055
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:34,599
God!

1056
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,241
Okay. What do you think of this picture?

1057
00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:38,103
You took a picture of me
while I was sleeping?

1058
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,272
Mm-hmm. Oh, come on.
I worked really hard on this.

1059
00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,208
No? You want me to take another one?

1060
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:43,752
- Yeah, let's take another one.
- Okay.

1061
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,320
Okay, ready? Okay, come on.

1062
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,403
- What?
- Smile.

1063
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,324
Okay. What do you think?

1064
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,247
- What do you think of that? Oh.
- That's good.

1065
00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,160
- Uh-huh.
- In black and white.

1066
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,804
You want to... You want to add something?

1067
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:58,707
Yeah. Um, maybe like, uh,
"It's what's inside that counts"?

1068
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,445
Are you coming to bed?

1069
00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,073
Oh.

1070
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,156
Abbie?

1071
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,703
Abs, what is it?

1072
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,038
It's broken.

1073
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,165
- Oh, shit.
- It's broken.

1074
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:43,001
It's okay. We can just... We can
get another one. It's fine.

1075
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:44,002
No, we can't!

1076
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,380
You gave it to me when we were kids.

1077
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,813
You've hardly touched your food.

1078
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:06,900
You look thin.

1079
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,569
Are you feeling all right?

1080
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:12,280
I'm sorry. I'm just not hungry.

1081
00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,784
But I appreciate you visiting.

1082
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
Well, of course I'm gonna visit.

1083
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,162
I'm your mother.

1084
00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:25,919
You know, my, um, my support
group leader Shawna?

1085
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,879
She's great.

1086
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,065
And she says that there's a...

1087
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,924
an intelligence to the universe and...

1088
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,968
Wait. You're in a support group?

1089
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:36,096
Yeah. You know, for parents of...

1090
00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,141
Well, anyway, um,

1091
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:41,268
I was sharing with the group

1092
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:45,063
what you were doing with Sam...
You know, for... for Sam.

1093
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,026
And, um, they didn't think
it was a healthy coping strategy.

1094
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,362
Yeah, well, I'm not healthy, so...

1095
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:56,533
Come on, now. Don't be that way.
You know, miracles happen.

1096
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,785
Okay, you have "cancer."

1097
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:02,080
- It's not "cancer." It's cancer.
- Now, that is not what I meant.

1098
00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:03,683
And you don't like my "coping strategy"

1099
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,351
because you'd rather
live in a "fantasy land"

1100
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,753
than accept the fact that
I'm not gonna be here.

1101
00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,880
Well, how the hell am I
supposed to accept that?

1102
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,302
Look, Mom, I get it.

1103
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:17,763
You got a raw deal.

1104
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,058
First Dad, way too soon, and now this.

1105
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:25,312
And I'm sorry that I'm dying
and leaving you all alone.

1106
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,690
And I'm sorry if I'm going about it

1107
00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:32,027
in a way that is not acceptable
to your support group,

1108
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:36,156
but I don't believe there's an
intelligence to the universe.

1109
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,284
I think the universe is
dumb and mean and wrong,

1110
00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:42,370
- and I am doing the very best I can...
- All right.

1111
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:45,290
To make it and Sam a
little bit more all right.

1112
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,249
- Ab... Abigail.
- Okay?

1113
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,252
Come on. All right, don't do that.
Don't leave. Don't go.

1114
00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:50,670
Honey! Abbie!

1115
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,177
So, I, um...

1116
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,971
I found a service online

1117
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:04,017
that can turn you into
a tree when you die.

1118
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,936
You curl up in a little pod

1119
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,105
and they put your body
in a fetal position,

1120
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:10,732
and then they rest you inside of a tree.

1121
01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:13,527
Or... Or you can be part of a coral reef.

1122
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,279
That's great. You can either
be worm food or fish food.

1123
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,949
Well, you become part of a
larger ecosystem either way.

1124
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,201
No, no, no. You don't become anything,

1125
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,994
because you are dead.

1126
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:26,331
Corpse. Dead. Mort! Yeah?

1127
01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,000
Your doily's ugly.

1128
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,462
Mm. I...

1129
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,923
I'm just trying to find
something positive here, Phil.

1130
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:38,552
People need to relax.

1131
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,763
- I don't want to relax!
- Okay.

1132
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,056
I want to fight.

1133
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,059
I want to fight, and the
way that I do that...

1134
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:51,690
My process of doing that is to
maintain an upbeat attitude.

1135
01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,068
That is not natural.

1136
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,736
That doesn't come naturally for me.

1137
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:59,239
It's very hard. It takes a lot of work.

1138
01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:02,159
I have mantras. I have affirmations.

1139
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:06,580
I have a theme song! I sing
my theme song wherever I go.

1140
01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,291
And if that makes me an asshole,

1141
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,542
I'm sorry, Phil.

1142
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,878
I don't give a rat's tit

1143
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:17,257
because I am trying to survive here.

1144
01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:20,135
I'm trying to live!

1145
01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:23,888
Unlike...

1146
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:28,351
I already forgot his name.

1147
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,812
- Jim.
- Jim.

1148
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,900
His attitude was piss poor.
Look what happened to him.

1149
01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,111
You know who else's
attitude is piss poor?

1150
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,196
Phil's?

1151
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,451
I don't know if that's helpful.

1152
01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,870
Can you sing your theme song?

1153
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:51,333
♪ Kate ♪

1154
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:55,003
♪ Walkin' around ♪

1155
01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,464
♪ Walkin' on the street ♪

1156
01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:02,719
♪ Walkin' around the town, it's Kate ♪

1157
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,350
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1158
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,019
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1159
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:16,441
It has, like, eight verses,
but that's... that's the first stanza.

1160
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,486
Your wig is pretty.

1161
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,322
It's my hair, Meryl.

1162
01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:29,329
♪ Call me aside ♪
♪ And I will now be ♪

1163
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:32,999
♪ And I will be fine with that ♪

1164
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:40,757
♪ Don't leave me now ♪
♪ You might love me back ♪

1165
01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:45,512
♪ Distance is fine ♪
♪ I know you can't care ♪

1166
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,932
♪ And nothing is big like that ♪

1167
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,103
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

1168
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:57,107
♪ One day I'll be fine with that ♪

1169
01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,485
♪ You don't leave me now ♪

1170
01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:04,531
♪ Do you love me back? ♪

1171
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,950
- It cost how much?
- I think it's pretty.

1172
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,452
Well, it's a metal ring
with a shiny rock on top.

1173
01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:10,954
Women like them.

1174
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:14,124
We needed that money for our
future, for your treatments.

1175
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:19,004
- I'm taking it back.
- You can't! I have the receipt.

1176
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,539
- I'm never giving it to anybody.
- You don't know that.

1177
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:24,592
Yes, I do.

1178
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:26,803
You could one day need a ring,

1179
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,723
and then you'll have this one,
and you'll be grateful, and then...

1180
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:33,226
When I do, do you really think I'd
propose with a ring you picked out?

1181
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,104
Come on!

1182
01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:39,357
"Hey, new person, here you go.

1183
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:43,320
This ring was personally
selected by my dead ex."

1184
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,323
She'll love hearing that.

1185
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,245
You're right.

1186
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,374
I only meant...

1187
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:01,129
This was our entire rainy day fund.

1188
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,964
Sam, you've made your point.

1189
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:22,025
You can't stay mad at him forever.

1190
01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,568
He started it.

1191
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:26,627
He freaked out over something that
wasn't even that big of a deal.

1192
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:29,157
If it's no big deal, get over it.

1193
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,533
I am over it.

1194
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,952
I don't see why I have to be the one

1195
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,622
to fix something that
wasn't even my fault.

1196
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,123
What are we even looking at?

1197
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,167
For a hawk.

1198
01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,545
And why is this fun?

1199
01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:45,382
It's not, it's an obsession.

1200
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:49,177
Speaking of obsession.

1201
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:52,263
Just apologize and move on.

1202
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,099
How can I?

1203
01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,869
You know, it's like they
say, when you get sick,

1204
01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,063
you really see what the people
around you are made of.

1205
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:04,025
What if Sam and I aren't right
for each other after all?

1206
01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:06,277
What if we never were?

1207
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,697
Me and Estelle had a fight
once lasted two years.

1208
01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:12,575
Nineteen-ninety to ninety-two.

1209
01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:14,285
- Over what?
- A couch.

1210
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,413
Ugly, purple couch.

1211
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,040
She wanted it. I didn't.

1212
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:23,128
We put it in the living room,
and I was angry for two years.

1213
01:05:23,211 --> 01:05:25,046
- And then you got rid of it?
- No.

1214
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:27,799
I got over myself.

1215
01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,427
Are you implying I need
to get over myself?

1216
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:32,554
I'm saying it out loud.

1217
01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,763
Flat out.

1218
01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:40,603
You've loved and been loved.

1219
01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:42,355
You're one of the lucky ones.

1220
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,857
Now you're gonna die.

1221
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,359
That's it.

1222
01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:48,987
Why are you being like this?

1223
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,406
I thought you were my friend.

1224
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,867
I don't even give a shit about knitting.

1225
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,076
- Crochet.
- Whatever!

1226
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,371
The... The only reason I even went back
to yarn freaks anonymous all those times

1227
01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,372
was to see you.

1228
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:00,999
- You shouldn't have done that.
- Why?

1229
01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:02,459
Why?

1230
01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:06,546
Why make friends with
somebody who's terminal?

1231
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,091
But I'm glad you did.

1232
01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:25,857
Sam?

1233
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,488
Sam?

1234
01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:18,368
♪ Don't come back again ♪

1235
01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:20,912
She won't talk to me.
She's... she's mad all the time.

1236
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,675
It's like she's been
replaced by a lunatic.

1237
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,726
You know, the more and more that you talk,
the more you sound like a crazy person.

1238
01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,335
- Give me another one.
- You know that?

1239
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:31,172
- Hi.
- Oh, no, no, no.

1240
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,674
Can I get you a drink?

1241
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:35,843
- Let me buy you a drink.
- Sam, man, that's... Stop.

1242
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:36,844
Hey, just ignore him.

1243
01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,556
He's... He's adorable, but he's...
he's not available.

1244
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:40,866
- What are you doing?
- I'm very available.

1245
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,743
- What are you doing, man?
- This is what she wants.

1246
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,245
No, this is what she thinks
that she wants, man.

1247
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,144
She's not thinking clearly.

1248
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,122
You said it yourself that
she's acting like a lunatic.

1249
01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,315
Since when are you the
poster child for fidelity?

1250
01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:52,652
Aw, that's... that's real nice, man.

1251
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,279
Yeah, I play the field.

1252
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,257
I fuck around more than I should.
But guess what?

1253
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,659
I would give it all up for one
moment of what you and Abbie have.

1254
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:03,371
What we had, you mean.

1255
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:06,249
Yeah, what do you know?

1256
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,797
So, can I ask what that is?

1257
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,151
Because it's... it comes in the same glass,
but it has a completely different color.

1258
01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:18,177
You know what, let me... Um...

1259
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,972
- And you have it on ice.
- Hey, this is... These drinks are on me.

1260
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,055
And, um...

1261
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,726
- Enjoy this. Yeah.
- Where are you going?

1262
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:27,562
- Have a great, great, great night.
- Why are you...

1263
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:30,148
- It's like f...
- I've got other things to do.

1264
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:31,274
Ben!

1265
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:33,943
Keep them coming.

1266
01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,332
Oh, shit. He's here.

1267
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,083
Hey!

1268
01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,212
Hey. Hi.

1269
01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:54,296
I just, uh...

1270
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:56,882
Yeah.

1271
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,012
I just...

1272
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:02,930
Yeah.

1273
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,267
Yeah. Okay.

1274
01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,882
Oh, my God.

1275
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:40,510
Abbie?

1276
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,471
Abbie.

1277
01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,847
Abs, are you there?

1278
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,017
Go away!

1279
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,692
I just want to be on my own, okay?

1280
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:59,028
I don't care what you want.

1281
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,489
I'm done with whatever you want.

1282
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,949
What?

1283
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,344
You want me to be okay after you're gone?
Well, news flash.

1284
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:09,372
I'm not gonna be okay, no matter
how much you try to push me away.

1285
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:12,709
You can't make me okay without you.

1286
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,809
Hey.

1287
01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,770
What happened to you?

1288
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,815
Well, I was... I was out with Benji.

1289
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,776
I just talked to him.

1290
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,611
He said he left you hours ago.

1291
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,157
I was at Mira's.

1292
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,452
The bad photographer.

1293
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,790
She has cats.

1294
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,525
- A... Abbie.
- It's none of my business.

1295
01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,402
- Of course it's your business.
- No... No, no, it's good.

1296
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,386
It's actually a good
thing you're moving on.

1297
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:06,655
- I mean, that's... that's...
- No, you don't mean that.

1298
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:08,407
That's what I've been
trying to get you to do.

1299
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:09,307
Abbie.

1300
01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,285
- You're a little ahead of schedule, but...
- It was nothing.

1301
01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:14,020
- Look at me. Look at me.
- Don't fucking touch me!

1302
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,856
Come on. Just...

1303
01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:19,108
Abbie, let me in. I'm...

1304
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,954
Here, I thought maybe you'd
want to do some crafts.

1305
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:33,955
Oh.

1306
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:36,750
Thanks.

1307
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,544
Hey.

1308
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,547
You got this.

1309
01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:46,052
♪ Up over there ♪

1310
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:51,140
♪ While my heart is sinking ♪

1311
01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:54,227
♪ I do not want my voice ♪

1312
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:58,356
♪ To go out into the air ♪

1313
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:06,447
♪ Did you leave the darkness without me? ♪

1314
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:10,535
♪ You're always miles ahead ♪

1315
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,995
I'm so sorry, Abbie.

1316
01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,874
We're just not seeing the
results we would like to see.

1317
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:21,754
It's time for you to start focusing
on what your priorities might be,

1318
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,674
find some things you
might like to do and...

1319
01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,676
who you want to be spending time with.

1320
01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:33,474
Abbie.

1321
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:37,562
Abbie, is... is your husband
here with you today?

1322
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:43,693
♪ Oh, be my rest ♪

1323
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:45,695
No.

1324
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,656
And anyway, he's, uh...

1325
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,660
not my husband.

1326
01:12:55,955 --> 01:13:00,585
♪ Did you leave the darkness ♪
♪ Without me? ♪

1327
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,962
All right, Joe, let's
get you set up, okay?

1328
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,964
Want to undo your buttons for me?

1329
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:08,593
You got it right there.
All right, flex that arm. Good.

1330
01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,720
Hey!

1331
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,055
I got you a milk shake.
I put it by your chair.

1332
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:19,228
I'm actually just checking
out of the treatment suite.

1333
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:23,316
I really enjoyed my stay, but, um...

1334
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,986
I don't think I'll be back.

1335
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,657
Well, take care, all right?

1336
01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,078
And remember us on Yelp.

1337
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:41,626
♪ On the leaf-bright Friday drive ♪

1338
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,961
♪ Sudden horses at the red light ♪

1339
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:48,174
And I realized, I've never really been
on my own, you know?

1340
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,927
If I had a good day, tell Sam.

1341
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:53,804
If I had a crappy day,
complain about it with Sam.

1342
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:54,972
Mm-hmm.

1343
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:58,225
You're going to want to gently, um,

1344
01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:01,687
pull the yarn back around
from... from front to back.

1345
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:06,108
Maybe I missed out on something
being so bound up with him.

1346
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,195
Maybe I missed out on a lot of things.

1347
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:14,533
Maybe we're not supposed to be
so intensely bound up with one person...

1348
01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,494
- Okay, okay.
- Over such a long time anyway.

1349
01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,704
You know maybe life is about... about...

1350
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,290
Why... Why don't we untangle all this...

1351
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:23,417
And start...

1352
01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:26,879
Crocheting is not a metaphor!

1353
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,215
I... I know. I'm... I...

1354
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,468
- I was talking about needle work.
- I'm sorry.

1355
01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:34,053
You say it's a metaphor a lot.

1356
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,681
I know I use it as a metaphor,
but I wasn't on this occasion.

1357
01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:39,392
Maybe you could do like a quote thing.

1358
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,518
Where's Myron?

1359
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,605
Where's Myron?

1360
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:50,987
He...

1361
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:52,154
He left us.

1362
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,229
Anybody know what this is?

1363
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:30,443
I think it's a metaphor for you
being a terrible crochet teacher.

1364
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:52,423
Hi. Uh, are you Estelle?

1365
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:53,882
Yeah.

1366
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,843
I'm Abbie.

1367
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,011
Come inside.

1368
01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,444
They're all sitting shiva.

1369
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:18,199
There's all kinds of food, but me,
I'm sticking with the Scotch.

1370
01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:19,617
Scotch?

1371
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,910
Yes, please.

1372
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,375
Thanks.

1373
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:37,885
So...

1374
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,137
what happened?

1375
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:43,182
He'd been getting weaker
for a week or so.

1376
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:46,519
Not eating, sleeping a lot of the time.

1377
01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:50,106
He was in pain, but he didn't
want to go to the hospital.

1378
01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:52,108
He wanted to be here at home,

1379
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,151
just the two of us.

1380
01:16:55,653 --> 01:17:00,116
At the end, he looked at
me and smiled and said,

1381
01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,243
"I'll see you around."

1382
01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:05,454
And I know I will.

1383
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:11,127
The last time I saw him,
he didn't mention anything.

1384
01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:13,546
I... I didn't know he was in pain.

1385
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,674
- Why... Why wouldn't he tell me?
- Abbie.

1386
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,051
It's not about you.

1387
01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:26,058
You know, Myron always said
you were a bit of a schmuck.

1388
01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:27,768
He did?

1389
01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,230
I thought we were friends.

1390
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,731
Oh, you were.

1391
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,608
He was friends with a lot of schmucks.

1392
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,322
What else did he say?

1393
01:17:41,031 --> 01:17:44,451
Just that you got your
head so far up your ass

1394
01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:47,538
worrying about Sam and
what's gonna happen to him,

1395
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:52,376
trying to control everything
and predict all the what ifs,

1396
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,380
and you're missing out on the good part.

1397
01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,175
And what is that?

1398
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,510
What is.

1399
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,643
Do you want to meet the family?

1400
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,522
Uh, thanks, but, uh...

1401
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,234
I think I've got to go find Sam.

1402
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:18,903
Sure.

1403
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,325
You... have a lovely home.

1404
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,120
But I agree with Myron on the couch.

1405
01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:54,438
Hey.

1406
01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:55,916
- Abbie, I just... I-I...
- I have to...

1407
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,359
- No, I want you to...
- No, wait. Let me.

1408
01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:06,867
I've had some bad luck recently.

1409
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:10,412
Yeah, I know.

1410
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:18,337
I thought if I planned
your whole future...

1411
01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,883
it wouldn't hurt so much
not to be a part of it.

1412
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,513
But the truth is...

1413
01:19:30,975 --> 01:19:33,185
You'll be with whoever
you want to be with.

1414
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,687
- No, I won't.
- Yes.

1415
01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:35,812
- No, I...
- Yes.

1416
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,690
And... And... And I can't help it

1417
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:43,070
if you lose your glasses
or your socks don't match.

1418
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,116
I have to let you go.

1419
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:50,869
No.

1420
01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:54,665
I'm letting you go.

1421
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,096
- What are you doing?
- Abbie.

1422
01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,518
For as long as I can remember,

1423
01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:17,187
I've wanted to spend forever with you.

1424
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:22,651
And I... I know we don't have forever,
but the truth is, nobody does.

1425
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,404
I love you now.

1426
01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:30,326
I love you now.

1427
01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:32,745
I... I, um...

1428
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:35,622
Just... Give me your hand.

1429
01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:56,643
Marry me.

1430
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:10,491
What?

1431
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:14,036
You so wanted this ring for yourself.

1432
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,206
- I did not!
- No?

1433
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,416
- No!
- But it's your size.

1434
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,336
So?

1435
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,129
So.

1436
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,342
So the cake.

1437
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,720
Chocolate, hazelnut, or raspberry?

1438
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,473
- Oh, no, you don't.
- Oh, yes.

1439
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,850
I do.

1440
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,817
Look at that sun for us.

1441
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,027
Mm-hmm.

1442
01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:48,946
How do I look?

1443
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,533
Like the most beautiful girl in the world.

1444
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:55,369
The light of my entire life.

1445
01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:57,079
My baby.

1446
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:05,796
Then let's take it.

1447
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:09,508
- Okay.
- Okay.

1448
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,844
- We found a dress.
- This is the one.

1449
01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:13,220
- This is the one.
- Okay.

1450
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:14,304
Okay.

1451
01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:15,388
You're the boss.

1452
01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:21,270
Look, just FYI, this is not up to par
with my bachelor party standards, okay?

1453
01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,980
We should be rocking Vegas.

1454
01:22:23,063 --> 01:22:24,982
Well, this is more my speed.

1455
01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:28,318
That is very sad, but
that is actually true.

1456
01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:30,736
You're a lucky man.

1457
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:32,864
Because you have me.

1458
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:40,330
What do you think?

1459
01:22:40,414 --> 01:22:41,623
Too much?

1460
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:43,792
Good.

1461
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,169
So I was thinking,

1462
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,337
we could put the bar over
there by the windows

1463
01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:49,131
and have the people sit here,

1464
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:52,176
arrange the chairs, and have the
food at the table, of course.

1465
01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:55,471
And then speeches sort of happen here.

1466
01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:57,741
I'm trying to keep Benji from talking.

1467
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,641
- Please God.
- Yeah.

1468
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:04,563
And where will the dancing be?

1469
01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,149
Our first dance.

1470
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,487
Well, I was thinking here.

1471
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,573
It'll be tight, but...

1472
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,492
you'll see.

1473
01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:17,659
It'll be great.

1474
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:21,830
Show me now.

1475
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,087
Come on.

1476
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:40,098
Should we start with a fox-trot, maybe?

1477
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,851
Or the merengue?

1478
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:45,771
- I know, you think it's lame.
- Because it is lame.

1479
01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,482
- It's not lame.
- It's so lame.

1480
01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:51,777
You're really good at it. Right?

1481
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:53,278
Turn a little.

1482
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:06,124
♪ I know it's been so long ♪
♪ Since we saw each other last ♪

1483
01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:16,385
♪ I'm sure we'll find some way ♪
♪ To make the time pass ♪

1484
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,095
I really bit you.

1485
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,724
Six stitches.

1486
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:29,147
I can't believe you still have this.

1487
01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:32,651
♪ Hey, Moon ♪

1488
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:33,986
I'll have it forever.

1489
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,655
♪ It's just you and me tonight ♪

1490
01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:40,242
♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪

1491
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:43,370
♪ Hey, Moon ♪

1492
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,748
♪ My old friend ♪

1493
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:48,083
♪ Oh, hey, Moon ♪

1494
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:52,296
♪ The night is coming to an end ♪

1495
01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:53,505
♪ Hey, Moon ♪

1496
01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,676
♪ Come back soon ♪

1497
01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:10,647
Hey.

1498
01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:04,701
Champagne? It's Abbie's favorite.

1499
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:07,371
Would you have something stronger?

1500
01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:08,914
A Scotch, perhaps?

1501
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,208
Oh. Absolutely.

1502
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:12,334
We have everything.

1503
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,045
You know that Maine is the
only state with one syllable?

1504
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,631
Did you know that one cow
can make 400 hamburgers?

1505
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:19,859
Do you know how many people
have the same birthday as you?

1506
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,402
No, but did you know
that fish can't blink?

1507
01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,306
Did you know everyone
has a unique tongue print?

1508
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:24,680
Thank you all for coming.

1509
01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:27,683
I mean, I know it's weird
that we're all here.

1510
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:29,767
But hey...

1511
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:35,482
we have all this food, and liquor,
and three really big cakes, so...

1512
01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:38,192
You know.

1513
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:42,781
And I... I didn't want to be alone.

1514
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,158
I... I couldn't be alone tonight.

1515
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,997
I wasn't sure if I was gonna
open this, if I was ready,

1516
01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:54,668
but I don't have any words
of my own right now, so...

1517
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:59,047
And I... I'm sure we... we'd
all love to hear from her.

1518
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:02,968
I would anyway.

1519
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,810
"Sam, full disclosure:"

1520
01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,062
I'm starting to have a
pretty strong feeling

1521
01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,523
that I might not make it to the big day.

1522
01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:20,986
So, yeah, you're probably on your own.

1523
01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,113
Sorry about that.

1524
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:26,825
"I guess this really gives new
meaning to the term cold feet."

1525
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:29,161
"Too soon?"

1526
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,579
Too soon.

1527
01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:35,751
"So, why'd I go ahead
with planning it anyway?"

1528
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,503
Well, mostly I thought, no matter what,

1529
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,714
"you're probably gonna need a party."

1530
01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:42,631
True.

1531
01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:48,638
"See, sometimes it's not so bad to
have someone plan for you a tiny bit."

1532
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:52,768
"So, if you'll allow me,"

1533
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:55,979
just a few words of advice.

1534
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:00,484
Mom.

1535
01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:03,047
- "Please try to stop worrying."
- Please try to stop worrying.

1536
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,280
Have a little fun once in a while.

1537
01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:07,032
And keep up with the support group.

1538
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,493
Maybe there's someone there for you.

1539
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:13,205
Benji, continue to help Sam with his game,

1540
01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:16,416
but please don't ever leave him
in a bar late at night again.

1541
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,460
We all know how that ends.

1542
01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:22,339
Estelle, I'll say hi to
that schmuck of yours.

1543
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:25,050
We'll be checking out the
hawks from above now.

1544
01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:29,429
To the last group I ever
wanted to be a member of.

1545
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,598
Crocheting is a metaphor for life.

1546
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:34,059
It's really hard.

1547
01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:36,895
And one last thing.

1548
01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,230
"And one last thing."

1549
01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,499
The most important
thing I wanted to say.

1550
01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:44,277
"The most important
thing I wanted to say."

1551
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:46,029
- To Sam.
- "To Sam."

1552
01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,573
Thank you.

1553
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,328
I've loved you since the beginning.

1554
01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:56,456
I'll love you forever.

1555
01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:03,713
You have been
the greatest gift of my life.

1556
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:08,802
You're gonna be okay, Sam.

1557
01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,434
I'll see you around.

1558
01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:24,818
Truth is,

1559
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,821
I don't know how to say good-bye to Sam.

1560
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,657
Because I don't want to say good-bye.

1561
01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:34,828
But this is how my story ends.

1562
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:37,497
Too soon?

1563
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,083
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1564
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:43,295
Too soon.

1565
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:26,249
♪ Kate ♪

1566
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,501
♪ Walkin' around ♪

1567
01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:32,213
♪ Walkin' on the street ♪

1568
01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:35,425
♪ Walkin' around the town, it's Kate ♪

1569
01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:38,094
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1570
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:40,805
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1571
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:41,931
♪ Kate ♪

1572
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,018
♪ Smiling ♪

1573
01:32:46,102 --> 01:32:47,896
♪ Smiling all the time ♪

1574
01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:50,982
♪ Smiling all the time ♪

1575
01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:52,150
♪ It's Kate ♪

1576
01:32:53,067 --> 01:32:54,736
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1577
01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:56,988
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1578
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,698
♪ Kate ♪

1579
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,784
♪ Riding the train ♪

1580
01:33:00,867 --> 01:33:02,577
♪ Riding the G train ♪

1581
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,580
♪ Riding the G train all day long ♪

1582
01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:06,790
♪ It's Kate ♪

1583
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:08,832
♪ Kate ♪

1584
01:33:09,709 --> 01:33:11,252
♪ Happy and high ♪

1585
01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:13,171
♪ High on life ♪

1586
01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:15,965
♪ High on life all the time ♪

1587
01:33:16,049 --> 01:33:19,511
♪ Smiling all the time, it's Kate ♪

1588
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,846
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1589
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:24,224
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1590
01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:26,184
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1591
01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,520
♪ Crocheting roses ♪

1592
01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:33,942
♪ Crocheting the hell ♪
♪ Out of those damn roses, yeah ♪