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- There once was a turtle named Tommy.
- Ruining stories so often like it was his hobby.
- He constantly cried and whined.
- And did absolutely nothing but get in a bind.
- He always had to be bailed out by the blue blur.
- But he never learned his lesson and always got served.
- Whether it be from betrayal or trickery.
- There was just no end to his misery.
- Then one day he was crossed paths with The Tyrant.
- And this time he couldn't be saved by the Blue Aspirant.
- He was then reconstructed. To be a killer.
- Too bad he was still nothing but filler.
- Everytime he'd rear his face.
- The reader would just want to hit it with a mace.
- Then one day a Potto came 'round.
- And finally the answer to Tommy was found.
- Just a bit more suffering and it'd be over.
- The time would come where he wouldn't be a pushover.
- And when that time came everyone was surprised.
- For Tommy the Turtle was unhesitently vaporized.
- Some might feel bad for Tommy.
- But don't worry, he wanted to kamikaze.
- Afterall he was completely worthless.
- In a comic ran by Penders, nonetheless.
- And that is the end of the tale.
- At least that's what we'd like tell.
- Penders still runs amok.
- Not giving a fuck.
- About the intricacies of writing,
- and the shamfulness of copyrighting.
- We'd all like to forget him and his shitty characters.
- But here on /sthg/ people keep posting his twitter.
- So as a silly way to ask you kind anons.
- Can you please stop fucking bringing it up you peice of fucking shits for gods sakes enough is enough god damnit. I just want to have a fucking thread where we don't get like 5-10 fucking people constantly bitching about Penders. (Actually continue, it's a general, who gives a fuck. Just don't shit up the thread too much.) And let's talk about current canon.
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