*OUTDATED* Profile of Wendy Cooldown

NAME: Wendy Cooldown
	“…Fuck off. I’ll shove that thing down your throat.”
OFFICIO: Eighth, in Santa Destroy
RANK: Aide to the Eighth Warmaster, Callidus Prima, ‘White Rabbit’ of the Wonderland Corps.
BIO: A quiet girl that’s been one of the Warmaster’s aides almost since contracting. Typically regarded with some trepidation by other magical girls in the Eighth, Wendy is one of the go-to people for Getting Things Done there. At least, if one needs to Get Things Done without leveling a city block. Apparently a girl of many natural talents.
ABILITY: Creation of a large number of visualized objects or creatures, used in conjunction with standard Callidus training for heavy body modification.
WEAPONRY: A long chef’s knife and ellipsis moe.
	STRENGTH	 C
	SPEED		 S
	MELEE 		 S
	RANGED		 B
	MAGIC 		 S
	TACTICS		 S
	CHARM		 C

TRIVIA

-According to rumor, Wendy Cooldown is an escapee from the Helms Center for Mental and Psychological Wellness. Is that really how they do things in America?

-Early in her career, Wendy Cooldown appeared on a popular American television show, Deathwatch, along with other up-and-comers from the United Assassins Association and the Ninth Officio.

-She used to work part-time at a Chinese restaurant, scaring off Triads and delivering spring rolls. Xie xie!