Running Late

>Running late to vet appointment
>Didn't have time to let your fluffy make poopies at home
>102 degrees out, and your piece of shit car has no cool air
>Thirsty as hell, but also late as hell
>Stop at the local Stop and Shop
>Debating if you should take your fluffy inside
>It would die in the car on it's own
>"Fluffy, I swear to God if you act up in there I'll tell the vet not to give you a lollipop after your visit"
>"NO! No do dat! Fwuffy be gwood in stow!"
>Run in with the pony under your arm
>Grab a bottle of water for you, and some Sour Punch Straws for Fluffy
>Fluffy thinks it's spaghetti
>Get to the clerk
>The Muslim man explains that in his faith, animals are filthy and shouldn't be kept indoors
>Says that for some reason he likes your fluffy
>First animal he's liked in years
>Fluffy pony shits all over the floor
>Ultimate disrespect
>"Fwuffy sowwy, coodint hole poopsies any wonger"
>Get stuck cleaning the mess
>Extremely late to appointment
>Fluffy Pony dies of some rare disease that a vaccine would have prevented
>Muslim man asks for body
>sells fluffy hot dogs
>makes killing
>buys a mansion
>you don't get shit, and your air conditioner is still out.

Author:SWAGPONI