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- GREG: I have no idea
- how to tell this story.
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- I don't even know
- how to start it.
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- Like, I guess I could use
- one of those classic
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- story beginning sentences.
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- "It was the best of times:
- it was the worst of times."
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- But what would that even mean?
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- I mean, obviously,
- somewhere in the world,
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- it's the best of times
- for someone.
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- Like he's eating
- all this insane
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- Vietnamese food
- he just got for free---
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- ...and the woman
- who delivered the food
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- looks exactly like the hot
- girl from Pussy Riot
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- and now she's situated
- in the corner
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- playing unspeakably beautiful
- melodies on the harp.
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- While he's just going to town
- on that food.
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- So, yeah,
- that's the best of times.
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- Meanwhile, some other guy
- is having
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- his will broken
- by professional torturers. ..
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- ...who are suspending him
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- over a crocodile-infested
- pool of acid.
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- And because it's acid,
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- these crocodiles
- are just pissed.
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- And they're also piping in
- that gross smell you get...
- 24
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- ...when they spill
- a bunch of milk
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- in the school parking lot.
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- And this beefy torture dude
- 27
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- is just punching
- the hell out of him.
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- Worst of times: check.
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- 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,971
- (TYPING)
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- All right, look.
- I'll just start.
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- This is the story of
- my senior year of high school
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- and how it destroyed my life.
- 33
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- And howl made a film so bad,
- it literally killed someone.
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- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 35
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- I used to think about it
- this way:
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- Schenley High School
- was a world unto itself.
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- By senior year, I had mastered
- the languages and customs
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- of its various
- sovereign states.
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- The head nods of Jock Nation.
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- The fist bumps
- of the Kingdom of Stoners.
- 41
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- The innocuous witticisms of
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- The People's Republic
- of Theater Dorks.
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- Greg, how was your summer?
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- Summer. What does that word
- even mean?
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- Like, more "summ"?
- (LAUGHING)
- 46
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- GREG: In a typical
- high school life,
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- you belong to one nation...
- 48
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- ...which can never
- guarantee you total security.
- 49
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- But I thought
- I found a way out.
- 50
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- Get citizenship
- in every nation.
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- Get passports to everywhere.
- 52
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- Just be on low-key
- good terms with everyone...
- 53
- 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,968
- ...casually interact with them
- once in a while...
- 54
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- ...in a way that is invisible
- to everyone else.
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- Never commit to an interaction
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- that won't be casual
- or mellow.
- 57
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- GIRL: Your test was today?
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- GREG: Ugh. Tests!
- I've been there.
- 59
- 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,011
- That's like sending troops
- to Afghanistan.
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- Maintain relationships
- with citizens
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- of the most
- dicked-upon nations.
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- For example, Scott Mayhew,
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- the gothy dork
- I'm sitting next to here.
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- Scott, nice Berserker.
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- Thank you?
- 66
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- It took years of cultivation
- to win his trust.
- 67
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- (SINGING)
- Yo, my name is III Phil
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- I'll bend you to my will
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- GREG: Or the universally
- ostracized III Phil.
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- Yeah, that's good.
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- Force you to eat that pill Now
- you're like, "What's the deal?"
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- Truly a nation of one.
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- I just got killed
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- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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- GREG: And there were some
- places I simply couldn't go.
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- Like the cafeteria.
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- Every last square inch of it
- was disputed territory.
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- It was Crimea, Kashmir,
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- and the Gaza Strip
- all rolled into one.
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- Also the part of
- the Indian Ocean with pirates.
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- Captain Phillips pirates,
- not Pirates of the Caribbean.
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- Although, actually, who knows?
- Maybe both.
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- (BURDEN OF DREAMS THEME
- PLAYING ON VIDEO)
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- Instead, I always ate lunch
- in the office
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- of my history teacher.
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- Mr. McCarthy.
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- Fact:
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- I'm in 309 for
- the next...20 minutes.
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- The only reasonable adult
- in all of Schenley.
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- Heathens.
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- BOTH: Respect the research.
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- With Earl,
- whose role in my life
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- I'm not even gonna try to
- explain to you right now.
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- The harmony of overwhelming
- and collective murder.
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- GREG: One last thing:
- hot girls destroy your life.
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- That's just a fact.
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- It doesn't matter if the hot
- girl is also a good person.
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- She's a moose,
- you're a chipmunk.
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- She's just wandering through
- the forest, oblivious.
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- And she doesn't even know that
- she stomped on your head.
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- Hey, Madison.
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- Hey, how was your summer?
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- Summer. What does that word
- even mean, right?
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- More "summ."
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- Winter, same deal.
- More "wint"?
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- McCarthy's in 309.
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- Great, thanks.
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- WERNER HERZOG ON VIDEO:
- To become humbled
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- in front of
- this overwhelming misery...
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- 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,329
- ...and overwhelming
- fornication
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- and overwhelming
- lack of order.
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- Titties.
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- (MOANING)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- Honey, can we come in?
- Jesus,Jesus!
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- Yeah. What do you want?
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- GREG'S MOM: First of all,
- I was going through...
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- ...your stuff
- and I saw that you
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- have not even unwrapped
- your college directory.
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- Mom, don't go through
- my stuff.
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- 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,164
- We discussed it, and she gets
- to go through your stuff.
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- GREG'S MOM: Just have a look.
- It's fun.
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- 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,081
- It's like a menu
- for your future.
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- 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,971
- What are you in the mood for?
- Some Penn State?
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- Some Pepperdine?
- Pomona? Princeton?
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- I'm not getting
- into Princeton.
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- He's not
- getting into Princeton.
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- 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,726
- Um, so, is that it?
- 128
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- No, honey, it's not it.
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- Your father and I want to talk to
- you about something kind of sad.
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- What?
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- (PURRING)
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- What happened?
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- Well, I just got off the phone
- with Denise Kushner,
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- Rachel's mom. You know Denise?
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- Um, not really.
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- You're friends
- with Rachel, though.
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- Yeah, I mean,
- we're like, acquainted.
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- Come here.
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- (SIGHS) okay-
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- Rachel's been diagnosed
- with leukemia.
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- They just found out.
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- GIRL: Your test was today?
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- Ugh. Tests! I've been there.
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- Oh, God.
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- 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,171
- Is that serious?
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- They're doing
- all kinds of tests.
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- They're doing
- everything they can.
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- They just don't know.
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- Man, that sucks.
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- You're right.
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- It sucks.
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- It sucks really bad.
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- It sucks quite a bit.
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- Yeah.
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- (CAT MEOWING)
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- Dad, Cat Stevens
- is clawing me.
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- 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,728
- Well, he's deeply distraught.
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- 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,050
- Well, you know,
- I was talking to Denise...
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- 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,680
- ...and Denise feels that
- you might be someone...
- 160
- 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,525
- ...who could make
- Rachel feel better.
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- 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,649
- Yeah, but like I said,
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- we're not
- really friends, so...
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- Just give Rachel a call.
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- 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,130
- Yeah, well, what do you
- want me to say?
- 165
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- "Hey, it's Greg, the guy who's
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- "never really paid
- attention to you...
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- 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,166
- "..but now you have cancer,
- so let's hang out"?
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- 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,327
- That's not gonna work.
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- 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,561
- She'll think
- you're being sarcastic.
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- Are you telling me
- you can't do
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- 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,405
- one nice thing
- for another person?
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- 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,006
- I mean, honestly, is that
- really what's happening here?
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- 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,810
- Fine. Okay.
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- 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,281
- Just, please don't
- go through my stuff.
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- 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,647
- Or I'll start going through
- your stuff.
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- GREG'S DAD: I hope
- you like tampons.
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- 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,408
- ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: It's
- Central Pittsburgh on 90.5...
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- 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,010
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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- 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,891
- ON PHONE: This is Rachel.
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- 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,690
- Hey, it's Greg Gaines.
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- 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,841
- Hi.
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- 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,601
- GREG: Yo!
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- 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,923
- So, I called a doctor...
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- 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,845
- ...he said you needed
- a prescription of Greg-acil.
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- 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,240
- What's that?
- 186
- 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,726
- Uh...
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- 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,645
- It's me.
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- 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,727
- In convenient gel-tab form.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,601
- Oh.
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- 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,201
- Yeah.
- 191
- 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,130
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
- 192
- 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,089
- So, I guess
- you heard I'm sick.
- 193
- 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,241
- Yeah.
- 194
- 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,890
- Did my mom tell you?
- 195
- 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,520
- Um, well, my mom told me.
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- 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,721
- Oh.
- 197
- 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,931
- So, um...
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- 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,686
- What?
- 199
- 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,921
- What?
- 200
- 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,044
- What were you gonna say?
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- 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,721
- Um...
- 202
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- Greg, what?
- 203
- 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,085
- Uh,yeah,
- I was just calling to see
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- 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,083
- if you wanted to hang out.
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- 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,771
- Right now?
- 206
- 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,884
- Um, sure.
- 207
- 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,851
- No, thanks.
- 208
- 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,481
- Oh.
- 209
- 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,728
- Okay, so you don't
- wanna hang out?
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- 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,769
- No. Thanks anyways.
- 211
- 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,927
- Okay. Um, bye.
- 212
- 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,281
- Bye.
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- 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,920
- (GREG'S MOM TURNS TV OFF)
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- 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,445
- Mom, what are you doing?
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- 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,284
- Okay, Mom, listen,
- she doesn't want to see me.
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- 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,044
- I'm sorry to be the one
- to tell you, Gregory...
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- 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,121
- ...that you do not
- have a choice
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- 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,281
- in this particular matter.
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- 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,725
- Mom, please, let me say
- one thing for one second.
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- 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,120
- You have been
- given an opportunity
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- 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,328
- to make a very real difference
- in someones life.
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- 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,885
- And if what you're
- choosing instead
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- 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:48,961
- is to lie around the house
- all day...
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- 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,407
- She doesn't want to see me!
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- 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,324
- ...I will be required
- to step in...
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- We're not even friends!
- 227
- 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,242
- ...and inform you that
- that is 100% unacceptable.
- 228
- 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,846
- GREG: Your nonstop stream of
- words is making me freak out!
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- 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,684
- And if you think that all
- these excuses you're making
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- 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,000
- are in any way better...
- 231
- 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,487
- ...or more important,
- than the happiness
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- 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,641
- of a girl with cancer...
- 233
- 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,450
- Mom! lam now entering
- a subhuman state.
- 234
- 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,726
- ...a friend with cancer,
- 235
- 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,848
- you are sadly mistaken,
- my friend.
- 236
- 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,046
- (GREG GROANING)
- 237
- 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,248
- You are going to pick up
- that phone.
- 238
- 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,721
- You're going to
- call Rachel again.
- 239
- 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,247
- You are going to.
- You are going to.
- 240
- 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,329
- Oh, Greg.
- 241
- 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,203
- Oh, Mrs. Kushner.
- 242
- 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,130
- Denise, Greg.
- 243
- 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,808
- To you, I'm Denise, okay?
- 244
- 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,769
- Oh, okay. Good.
- 245
- 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,241
- You're a real good kid,
- you know that?
- 246
- 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,051
- You really are.
- You just have a big heart.
- 247
- 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,002
- You're kind, nice.
- 248
- 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,968
- I really appreciate it.
- 249
- 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,201
- Thank you.
- 250
- 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,760
- Good,good,good,
- good,good...
- 251
- 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,721
- ...good boy.
- 252
- 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,881
- Okay.
- 253
- 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,283
- You really are kind,
- big-hearted, delicious...
- 254
- 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,887
- ...yummy, yummy, young boy.
- 255
- 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,446
- And you're so, so, handsome.
- 256
- 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,331
- Oh, I'm not handsome,
- but thank you.
- 257
- 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,448
- And so modest.
- 258
- 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,001
- I guess I'm a modest mouse.
- 259
- 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,286
- (LAUGHS)
- 260
- 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,527
- Greg, where do you come up
- with this stuff?
- 261
- 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,041
- Well, that's the name
- of a band, actually.
- 262
- 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,531
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- 263
- 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,726
- RacheH
- 264
- 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,123
- I've got a modest little mouse
- here to see you!
- 265
- 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,761
- GREG: Rachel.
- 266
- 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,809
- Greg, what are you doing here?
- 267
- 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,006
- So, uh...
- 268
- 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,325
- ...the doctor
- really recommends
- 269
- 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,368
- a strong dosage of Gregitor.
- 270
- 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,204
- (LAUGHING)
- You already used that joke.
- 271
- 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,361
- No.
- 272
- 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,487
- No, 'cause last time
- it was about Greg-acil...
- 273
- 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,530
- ...which if you recall comes
- in convenient gel-tab form.
- 274
- 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,887
- Look, I don't want you
- hanging outwith me.
- 275
- 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,371
- I don't need your stupid pity.
- 276
- 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,567
- It's fine, you can just go.
- 277
- 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,687
- No, no.
- 278
- 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,201
- You got it all wrong. I'm not
- here 'cause I pity you.
- 279
- 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,443
- I'm actually here
- because my mom is making me.
- 280
- 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,244
- RACHEL: That's actually worse.
- 281
- 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,890
- Yeah, I know.
- 282
- 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,362
- Look, it's okay. Honestly,
- I'm fine. Just...just go.
- 283
- 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,484
- Okay, Rachel, just listen
- to me for a second.
- 284
- 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,885
- My mom is gonna turn my life
- into a living hell...
- 285
- 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,008
- ...if I don't hang out
- with you.
- 286
- 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,323
- I can't overstate how annoying
- she's being about this.
- 287
- 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,809
- She's basically like
- the LeBron James of nagging.
- 288
- 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,091
- LeBron James plays basketball.
- 289
- 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,605
- I know who LeBron James is.
- 290
- 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,250
- Look, I know I'm not doing you
- any favors here.
- 291
- 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,761
- What I'm asking is for you
- to do me a favor.
- 292
- 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,007
- You want a favor from me?
- 293
- 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,207
- Yes.
- 294
- 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,931
- Just let me hang out
- with you for one day.
- 295
- 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,605
- I could tell my mom
- we hung out
- 296
- 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,644
- and then we'll just be
- out of each other's lives.
- 297
- 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,320
- Deal?
- 298
- 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,486
- Deal.
- 299
- 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,121
- Word.
- 300
- 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,841
- Is that a Black Power salute?
- 301
- 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,490
- No, I was going in
- for a fist bump.
- 302
- 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,801
- I can't fist bump you
- from up here.
- 303
- 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,088
- GREG: Yeah, I realize that.
- 304
- 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,881
- Books.
- 305
- 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,561
- Nice.
- 306
- 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,441
- And, uh...
- 307
- 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,450
- ...tree wallpaper.
- 308
- 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,611
- That's good.
- 309
- 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,921
- RACHEL: Why?
- 310
- 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,046
- GREG: I don't know.
- 311
- 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,403
- There's a lot of pillows
- in here.
- 312
- 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,167
- Mmm-hmm.
- 313
- 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,526
- Seriously, like, how many...
- how many pillows is that?
- 314
- 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,880
- I don't know.
- 315
- 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,682
- I wish I had
- that many pillows.
- 316
- 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,049
- So, ask your parents for some.
- 317
- 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,210
- No, they'd be suspicious
- or something.
- 318
- 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,282
- What, that you'd sleep
- all the time?
- 319
- 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,124
- No. Probably assume
- 320
- 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,208
- I was gonna masturbate
- all over them.
- 321
- 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,282
- They just have
- some gross ideas about me.
- 322
- 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,361
- But that's on them.
- 323
- 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,087
- They're always getting
- sexy pillows.
- 324
- 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,006
- This is a nice pillow.
- 325
- 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,081
- This pillow is a dude,
- obviously...
- 326
- 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,571
- ...but it reminds me
- of this pillow
- 327
- 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,210
- we used to have
- named Francesca.
- 328
- 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,011
- They have a similar coloring.
- 329
- 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,969
- Anyway, Francesca,
- we had to eventually
- 330
- 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,008
- give away
- because in the end...
- 331
- 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,640
- ...that whole situation
- was just a real problem.
- 332
- 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,165
- It was a mess.
- 333
- 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,288
- There was a real chemistry
- 334
- 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,091
- between us both that
- I think no one could deny.
- 335
- 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,484
- I know the world may have
- thought it was wrong...
- 336
- 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,450
- ...but I think, personally,
- the world was wrong...
- 337
- 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,841
- ...about what
- could be between...
- 338
- 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,526
- ...a pillow, and a boy...
- 339
- 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,970
- ...who became a man.
- 340
- 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,404
- Or whatever. I'm just...
- 341
- 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,644
- ...trying to be funny.
- 342
- 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,644
- No, that was good.
- Thank you.
- 343
- 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,487
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- 344
- 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,766
- Oh, shit.
- 345
- 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,404
- I actually have to go.
- 346
- 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,404
- That's okay. Who was that?
- 347
- 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,046
- Sorry. Uh, that was Earl.
- 348
- 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,121
- Oh, who's Earl?
- 349
- 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,162
- GREG: You may remember Earl
- from 15 minutes ago.
- 350
- 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,361
- Titties.
- 351
- 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,602
- So, some people think
- Earl is my friend,
- 352
- 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,761
- but he's really not.
- 353
- 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,444
- He's more like a coworker.
- 354
- 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,011
- I've known him
- since kindergarten.
- 355
- 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,521
- His house is
- a short walk from mine,
- 356
- 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,204
- but in a much
- tougher neighborhood.
- 357
- 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,682
- His dad is in Texas, his mom
- is a depressed shut-in.
- 358
- 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,888
- And his brother
- Derrick's dog Doopie
- 359
- 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,929
- will definitely
- eat me someday.
- 360
- 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,406
- (DOOPIE GROWLING)
- 361
- 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,088
- (SCREAMS)
- Doopie, Doopie, chill!
- 362
- 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,444
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- 363
- 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,045
- (DOOPIE BARKING)
- 364
- 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,644
- GREG: So over the years we've
- mostly hung out at my place.
- 365
- 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,088
- Usually with my dad,
- a tenured sociology professor.
- 366
- 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,527
- What you got, cat?
- You wanna fight?
- 367
- 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,808
- Didn't think so, punk-ass cat.
- 368
- 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,803
- GREG'S DAD: Boys!
- GREG: His job allows him
- 369
- 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,245
- to be frequently at home
- doing nothing.
- 370
- 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,363
- You'll want to pay
- close attention to this.
- 371
- 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,490
- The insane Conquistador,
- Aguirre,
- 372
- 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,800
- is raging
- through the jungle...
- 373
- 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,930
- ...in search of a golden city
- that doesn't exist.
- 374
- 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,246
- The wrath of God.
- 375
- 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,165
- GREG'S DAD: It's a classic
- of foreign cinema.
- 376
- 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,049
- Who else is with me?
- 377
- 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,201
- (LAUGHING)
- 378
- 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,964
- GREG: In addition
- to the best films...
- 379
- 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,166
- This is cuttlefish.
- 380
- 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,004
- ...my house also has
- the weirdest food.
- 381
- 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,128
- A sea creature
- much like a squid.
- 382
- 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,487
- It is a favorite East Asian
- snackfood.
- 383
- 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,768
- Obviously we come from
- pretty different backgrounds.
- 384
- 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,241
- But somehow, we like
- most of the same things.
- 385
- 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,210
- Yes, its smell is
- odd and repellent
- 386
- 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,645
- to our Western noses.
- 387
- 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,802
- And we learned pretty early on
- 388
- 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,245
- that we were the only ones
- who liked...
- 389
- 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,728
- ...for example,
- classics of foreign cinema.
- 390
- 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,604
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
- Why did We like them?
- 391
- 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,171
- It's hard to say.
- 392
- 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,522
- Maybe it's that they were
- weird and often violent,
- 393
- 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,761
- like us.
- 394
- 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,446
- Or confusing and possibly
- meaningless, like life.
- 395
- 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,251
- You can't escape of
- this (BLEEP) stinkin' camp
- 396
- 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,526
- because you never know
- when they call you.
- 397
- 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,886
- Because you have to be here
- 398
- 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,367
- because you're paid for,
- you're under contract.
- 399
- 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,410
- (PROJECTOR RUNNING)
- 400
- 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,562
- GREG: Anyway,
- we liked them so much
- 401
- 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,846
- we started making our own.
- 402
- 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,001
- Action!
- 403
- 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,844
- GREG: The idea behind
- each one was...
- 404
- 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,161
- ...we took a film
- that we liked
- 405
- 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,810
- and made the title stupider.
- 406
- 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,166
- And then made a new film
- 407
- 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,685
- to reflect
- the new stupid title.
- 408
- 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,808
- It's a formula that only
- produces horrible films...
- 409
- 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,327
- ...but for some reason
- we keep using it.
- 410
- 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,284
- (MUSIC FROM
- THE 400 BLOWS PLAYING)
- 411
- 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,807
- (GROANS)
- 412
- 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,925
- (SCREAMING)
- 413
- 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,929
- GREG: We've made 42 films.
- 414
- 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,968
- You'd think we'd have stopped
- making them by now.
- 415
- 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,360
- But we haven't.
- 416
- 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,091
- Honestly, it's like
- you can't go anywhere.
- 417
- 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,851
- You can't escape
- this (BLEEP) stinking place...
- 418
- 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,843
- ...because you don't know
- when they call you...
- 419
- 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,126
- ...'cause you're on contract
- 420
- 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,567
- and you're paid to be here,
- it's (BLEEP) bullshit.
- 421
- 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,290
- Yeah, and it's like, you know,
- 422
- 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,328
- I can't do anything.
- I'm not a free person.
- 423
- 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,643
- Truly, one of my favorites
- from your oeuvre.
- 424
- 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,124
- A mature investigation
- into the nature of violence.
- 425
- 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,521
- Dad, for like
- the billionth time,
- 426
- 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,284
- you're not allowed
- to watch these.
- 427
- 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,884
- I'm a fan.
- 428
- 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,688
- You gonna go see
- that girl again?
- 429
- 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,008
- I mean, probably, yeah.
- 430
- 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,764
- You gonna play
- with them titties?
- 431
- 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,366
- No. It's not like that.
- 432
- 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,521
- Well, that's not right.
- 433
- 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,523
- I mean, this could be
- her last chance on Earth
- 434
- 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,761
- to be with a man.
- 435
- 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,285
- Don't make this about you.
- 436
- 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,441
- Earl!
- 437
- 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,242
- First of all,
- if it's that high-stakes,
- 438
- 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,448
- probably won't even be able
- to get a boner.
- 439
- 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,567
- Did I even say shit
- about boners?
- 440
- 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,767
- No.
- 441
- 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,525
- What kind of cancer even is
- acute myelogenous leukemia?
- 442
- 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,011
- You know, cancer of the, uh...
- 443
- 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,570
- ...the thing.
- 444
- 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,086
- GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!
- 445
- 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,883
- The Battle of Antietam was
- the bloodiest day
- 446
- 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,086
- in American history.
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- 447
- 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,723
- Class, what do you have to
- say for yourselves?
- 448
- 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,881
- ALL: Respect the research.
- 449
- 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,961
- (YELLING)
- 450
- 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,361
- That is what
- I'm talking about!
- 451
- 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,045
- All right,
- run for your lives.
- 452
- 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,248
- Save yourselves.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- 453
- 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,170
- Good work today, everybody.
- 454
- 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,411
- Way to go. Barn.
- Love it. Good stuff.
- 455
- 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,244
- Good job.
- Excellent work today.
- 456
- 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,323
- Excellent. Nice job.
- Hey, can I talk to you?
- 457
- 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,561
- Can I talk to you
- for a second?
- 458
- 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,005
- Sure, Greg, what's up?
- 459
- 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,201
- Uh, do you know
- any facts about leukemia?
- 460
- 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,361
- Leukemia?
- 461
- 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,208
- Yeah, it's a cancer of the
- blood and/or bone marrow.
- 462
- 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,361
- Why?
- 463
- 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,966
- Right, so it's pretty
- spread out in the body?
- 464
- 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,645
- That is a fact, yes.
- 465
- 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,087
- How soon do
- people die from it?
- 466
- 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,208
- I think it's often
- pretty treatable, bud.
- 467
- 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,406
- Why do you ask?
- 468
- 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,563
- Well, you know Rachel Kushner
- has leukemia, right?
- 469
- 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,051
- Wait, Rachel has what?
- 470
- 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,961
- (SIGHS) I'm, like,
- innovatively stupid.
- 471
- 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,841
- Everyone was gonna find out
- sooner or later.
- 472
- 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,321
- Just hate having to share
- everything about myself.
- 473
- 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,720
- I'm the exact same way.
- 474
- 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,283
- You know,
- one thing you can do
- 475
- 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,600
- if you don't want to
- talk to anyone...
- 476
- 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,523
- ...is just enter
- a subhuman state.
- 477
- 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,529
- Here, pretend you're
- someone annoying.
- 478
- 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,171
- (GREG CLEARS THROAT)
- 479
- 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,446
- (IN DEEP VOICE) "Hi, Rachel.
- 480
- 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,885
- "I'm really sorry
- you have cancer."
- 481
- 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,644
- (GRUNTING)
- 482
- 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,286
- Does that ever work? (LAUGHS)
- 483
- 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,684
- Yeah, of course.
- It works all the time.
- 484
- 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,843
- It's called
- passive resistance.
- 485
- 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,168
- You know, that's what Gandhi
- was all about.
- 486
- 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,687
- I'm pretty sure Gandhi
- never did the subhuman thing.
- 487
- 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,645
- Yeah, he did.
- 488
- 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,489
- That's how India achieved
- statehood. Here, try it.
- 489
- 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,091
- (GRUNTING)
- 490
- 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,566
- Nope.
- 491
- 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,886
- Come on, it's easy.
- 492
- 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,004
- Okay. Or another thing
- you can do is just
- 493
- 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,730
- flat-out pretend to be dead.
- 494
- 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,763
- Say something annoying to me.
- 495
- 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,841
- Um...
- 496
- 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,169
- "Hey, Rachel. I just want you
- to remember
- 497
- 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,681
- "that your cancer
- is all part of God's plan."
- 498
- 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,810
- HUGH JACKMAN: Hey, asshole.
- 499
- 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,610
- Yeah, over here.
- 500
- 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,571
- Justso
- we're straight on this,
- 501
- 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,244
- you're advising
- a girl with cancer...
- 502
- 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,767
- ...to pretend to be dead.
- 503
- 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,966
- No, seriously.
- 504
- 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,690
- Think about what you're
- doing here, dickhead.
- 505
- 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,644
- I've been doing
- my broody Wolverine face on
- 506
- 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,761
- this girl's wall...
- 507
- 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,445
- ...for five
- and a quarter years,
- 508
- 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,931
- and at this point, I'm
- probably only still here...
- 509
- 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,684
- ...because she'd feel
- weirdly guilty
- 510
- 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,046
- or disloyal taking me down.
- 511
- 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,929
- But I'm goddamned
- if I'm letting
- 512
- 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,365
- a little punk like you
- waltz in here...
- 513
- 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,846
- ...stupiding up the place!
- 514
- 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,161
- Not on my watch, pal.
- 515
- 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,606
- Greg, what's wrong?
- 516
- 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,364
- I'm really sorry.
- 517
- 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,323
- I shouldn't have told you
- to pretend to be dead.
- 518
- 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,289
- That was really insensitive.
- 519
- 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,884
- I mean, I'm sick.
- I'm not dying.
- 520
- 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,162
- Yeah, I know, but I just...
- 521
- 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,049
- Now I'm being
- all weird about it.
- 522
- 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,726
- And I can't get un-weird,
- 'cause I just--
- 523
- 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,126
- Despite what you said,
- 524
- 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,690
- I'm clearly still
- sitting here thinking...
- 525
- 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,325
- ..."death, death, death,
- death, death, death."
- 526
- 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,050
- (GROANING DRAMATICALLY)
- 527
- 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,800
- That's exactly
- what I'm talking about!
- 528
- 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,881
- (LAUGHING)
- 529
- 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,207
- GREG: So if this was
- a touching romantic story...
- 530
- 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,925
- ...this is probably
- where a new feeling
- 531
- 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,001
- would wash over me...
- 532
- 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,286
- ...and our eyes would meet
- 533
- 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,044
- and suddenly we would be
- furiously making out...
- 534
- 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,924
- ...with the fire
- of a thousand suns.
- 535
- 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,848
- But this isn't
- a touching romantic story.
- 536
- 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,201
- - Anyway...
- - Yep.
- 537
- 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,807
- GREG: But we did
- still become friends.
- 538
- 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,048
- Daniel Craig's thing is,
- he's got an accent, right?
- 539
- 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,931
- So he's used to talking with
- his mouth in a weird shape...
- 540
- 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,128
- ...which is why he has
- pouty lips, like a woman.
- 541
- 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,130
- Lickable technology, like,
- I could text you a sandwich.
- 542
- 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,441
- I think that's where phones
- are headed.
- 543
- 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,570
- There's a button on the nape
- of his neck, under the skin.
- 544
- 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,609
- Just push u
- if you want Yum to stop.
- 545
- 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,162
- Do you believe animals
- just live in our house,
- 546
- 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,805
- and everyone's cool with it?
- 547
- 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,689
- Like, real animals?
- 548
- 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,207
- Anyway. You talk now.
- 549
- 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,602
- You mean, talk about cancer?
- 550
- 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,410
- Only if you want to.
- 551
- 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,729
- RACHEL: The hardest part is
- watching my mom
- 552
- 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,211
- trying to deal with it all.
- 553
- 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,250
- And sometimes, I mean,
- I do think if it ends up
- 554
- 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,482
- that she's alone
- in that house...
- 555
- 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,483
- She has no one. She and
- my dad hate each other.
- 556
- 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,050
- She has no siblings.
- 557
- 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,929
- I don't know what she'd do.
- 558
- 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,326
- Don't cry.
- 559
- 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,970
- I'm not crying.
- 560
- 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,807
- Right, well, you know,
- you can cry if you need to.
- 561
- 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,769
- I thought you said,
- "Don't cry."
- 562
- 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,251
- (SIGHS) Um...
- 563
- 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,369
- Me and my dad used to
- walk around the block
- 564
- 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,044
- and count squirrels.
- 565
- 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,363
- Why? Did he work for, like,
- the squirrel census?
- 566
- 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,885
- No, it was just
- something we did
- 567
- 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,167
- when it was time for us
- to spend time together.
- 568
- 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,685
- We didn't even say anything
- while we did it.
- 569
- 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,410
- All we'd say was stuff like:
- 570
- 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,325
- "Squirrel, seven."
- "Two squirrels, nine."
- 571
- 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,371
- Jesus. You need to apply
- for a dad refund immediately.
- 572
- 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,567
- RACHEL: What group am I in?
- 573
- 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,721
- GREG: What?
- 574
- 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,604
- RACHEL: Yesterday you were
- saying you'd mapped out
- 575
- 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,920
- the entire high school
- by group.
- 576
- 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,320
- What's my group?
- 577
- 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,323
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- 578
- 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,927
- Boring Jewish Senior Girls,
- Subgroup 2-A.
- 579
- 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,121
- (GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
- 580
- 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,884
- Please appreciate
- how honest I was just now.
- 581
- 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,961
- You're an asshole.
- 582
- 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,724
- What group are you in?
- 583
- 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,770
- Uh, I'm not
- in a group, actually.
- 584
- 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,049
- I just wouldn't belong to
- a group that doesn't suck.
- 585
- 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,246
- You know,
- I'm terminally awkward
- 586
- 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,322
- and I have a face
- like a little groundhog.
- 587
- 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,447
- So...
- 588
- 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,488
- You can't really think that.
- 589
- 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,764
- No, I don't think that.
- 590
- 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,331
- I know that.
- 591
- 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,366
- I just feel like, you know,
- for a kid like me...
- 592
- 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,603
- ...in high school,
- best case scenario,
- 593
- 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,205
- just...survive. You know?
- 594
- 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,045
- Survive without creating
- any mortal enemies...
- 595
- 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,680
- ...or hideously embarrassing
- yourself forever.
- 596
- 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,842
- Just survive until college?
- 597
- 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,368
- College? No. God, college is
- going to be even worse.
- 598
- 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,641
- What?
- 599
- 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,406
- I mean, at least high school,
- it's over at 3:O0...
- 600
- 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,530
- ...and it's kids
- I mostly know by now.
- 601
- 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,489
- But college is just gonna be
- non-stop strangers.
- 602
- 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,085
- And some of them
- even live in your room.
- 603
- 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,362
- It's like you can
- literally never relax.
- 604
- 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,444
- I see myself dying of
- a panic attack two weeks in.
- 605
- 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,645
- I might just not apply.
- 606
- 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,485
- That's the dumbest thing
- I've ever heard you say.
- 607
- 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,041
- It's probably
- not even top five.
- 608
- 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,610
- And, you know,
- high school, college,
- 609
- 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,045
- we're forced to spend
- these years of our lives...
- 610
- 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,168
- ...in randomly selected
- groups of people
- 611
- 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,004
- that we have nothing
- in common with.
- 612
- 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,650
- It's a nightmare.
- 613
- 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,686
- Anyone who says otherwise
- is lying.
- 614
- 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,921
- Congratulations, Greg.
- 615
- 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,241
- Tomorrow,
- you're eating lunch with
- 616
- 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,164
- Boring Jewish Senior Girls,
- Subgroup 2-A.
- 617
- 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,165
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 618
- 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,091
- So where do you usually sit?
- 619
- 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,084
- It's literally like we're trying
- to have lunch in Kandahar.
- 620
- 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,008
- Rachel, we just found out the
- theme for this year's prom:
- 621
- 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,810
- "A Knight to Remember."
- 622
- 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,684
- Knight with a
- Medieval prom!
- 623
- 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,161
- Isn't prom like
- six months away?
- 624
- 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,321
- Hi, guys. This is Greg,
- 625
- 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,323
- he's gonna be
- sitting with us today.
- 626
- 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,211
- Anybody need any spoons? No?
- 627
- 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,646
- Hello.
- 628
- 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,410
- So, Greg, why are you
- sitting with us today?
- 629
- 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,568
- You know, it's lunch.
- 630
- 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,802
- You gotta eat somewhere.
- Can't stand and eat.
- 631
- 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,447
- You and Rachel seem very
- friendly, all of a sudden.
- 632
- 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,931
- Yeah.
- 633
- 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,923
- You're only talking to her
- because she has cancer.
- 634
- 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,001
- What?
- 635
- 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,242
- NAOMI: Greg, you hung out
- with Rachel once.
- 636
- 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,050
- You're befriending her to
- feel good about yourself.
- 637
- 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,480
- No, I'm not.
- 638
- 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,641
- Who even does that?
- 639
- 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,521
- You guys mind
- if I sit with you?
- 640
- 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,601
- Of course not.
- 641
- 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,446
- MADISON: Sorry, it's a...
- 642
- 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,250
- It's a pillow.
- It's meant to be a baby,
- 643
- 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,651
- for health class.
- 644
- 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,246
- You think it's safe here?
- 645
- 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,606
- A pillow?
- 646
- 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,886
- Greg, what do you think?
- 647
- 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,446
- Mmm, I don't know.
- 648
- 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,971
- Better not get it
- too close to me,
- 649
- 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,725
- otherwise I mightjust
- masturbate onto it.
- 650
- 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,728
- Ew, Greg,
- that's just weird and gross.
- 651
- 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,561
- Hey, everyone,
- 652
- 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,722
- check out Scott Mayhew's
- Tyrannosaurus walk.
- 653
- 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,201
- It's a great way to get
- from point A to point B.
- 654
- 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,165
- That was really mean, Greg.
- 655
- 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,810
- I think he heard you.
- 656
- 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,485
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 657
- 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,490
- GREG: And just like that...
- 658
- 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,842
- ...eight years
- of carefully-cultivated
- 659
- 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,241
- invisibility...gone.
- 660
- 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,321
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 661
- 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,401
- Fin.
- 662
- 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,244
- GREG: Your mom made cookies?
- 663
- 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,688
- Nah, I won them off
- of Ill Phil in a game of tonk.
- 664
- 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,640
- Got tired of whooping
- your sorry ass.
- 665
- 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,321
- Why do they even call it
- Scholar Horizons Biology?
- 666
- 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,922
- Maybe they should call it
- Scholar Horizons Tonk.
- 667
- 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,684
- Or Sometimes Paper Football.
- 668
- 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,171
- McCARTHY: Heathens.
- 669
- 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,930
- What up?
- Hi, Mr. McCarthy.
- 670
- 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,601
- Wow.
- 671
- 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,808
- Earl, fact,
- that lunch is garbage.
- 672
- 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,123
- You're literally poisoning
- yourself right in front of us.
- 673
- 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,209
- At least I ain't eating
- no funky ass
- 674
- 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,442
- seaweed-looking tentacle soup.
- 675
- 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,525
- Seriously, this stuff
- is the business.
- 676
- 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,842
- It's Vietnamese.
- It's called Pho.
- 677
- 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,684
- It is "Pho-nomenal."
- 678
- 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,365
- Well, let me try
- some one time.
- 679
- 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,521
- Mmm.
- 680
- 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,364
- Now you want to try some?
- Yeah.
- 681
- 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,641
- Well, no.
- 682
- 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,246
- It's strictly forbidden for me
- to give you food.
- 683
- 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,885
- However, if you go to...
- 684
- 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,686
- ...Thuyen's Super
- Saigon Flavor
- 685
- 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,091
- over in Lawrenceville...
- 686
- 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,691
- ...and ask for Thuyen.
- 687
- 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,003
- Tell him to put it on my tab.
- You'll be all set.
- 688
- 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,921
- I ain't going to
- no damn Lawrenceville.
- 689
- 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,685
- Fair enough.
- 690
- 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,687
- (CLEARS TH ROAT)
- 691
- 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,649
- You'll have to excuse me.
- 692
- 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,167
- Boys.
- 693
- 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,924
- BOTH: Respect the research.
- 694
- 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,081
- MCCARTHY: Respect!
- 695
- 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,684
- God! You know,
- people just assume that
- 696
- 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,171
- Rachel and I are dating.
- 697
- 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,321
- It's ruining my life.
- 698
- 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,171
- Today I threatened to
- sexually assault a fake baby.
- 699
- 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,000
- And I became mortal enemies
- with Scott Mayhew.
- 700
- 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,969
- Both of which
- are Rachel's fault.
- 701
- 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,724
- Sorry, but they just are.
- 702
- 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,167
- Of course I'm a dick
- for complaining about it.
- 703
- 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,206
- I mean, I am a dick
- for complaining about it.
- 704
- 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,729
- I didn't actually mean
- any of that.
- 705
- 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,723
- Better play
- with them titties.
- 706
- 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,243
- Does this taste
- strange to you?
- 707
- 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,125
- (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 708
- 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,004
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
- 709
- 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,443
- The soup had drugs.
- 710
- 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,171
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- 711
- 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,441
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 712
- 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,681
- Whoa!
- 713
- 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,521
- (THEME FROM NA VAJO JOE
- PLAYING)
- 714
- 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,931
- EARL: McCarthy must've
- put weed in that soup
- 715
- 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,445
- because my brain
- is trying to eat itself.
- 716
- 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,761
- GREG: Oh, my God.
- 717
- 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,365
- I have to go visit
- Rachel right now.
- 718
- 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,726
- EARL: Okay, well, you do that.
- 719
- 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,042
- I'ma be at your house
- eatin' up all your dad's food.
- 720
- 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,043
- GREG: No! You have to
- come help!
- 721
- 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,281
- EARL: Help With what?
- 722
- 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,521
- GREG: Help!
- 723
- 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,248
- EARL: Hey, in class,
- do McCarthy act all, like,
- 724
- 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,805
- stoned and shit?
- 725
- 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,283
- GREG: Uh, I don't know.
- lguess.
- 726
- 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,805
- Yeah, sometimes.
- 727
- 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,450
- Well, not sometimes,
- 728
- 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,085
- but you know what I'm...
- You know how he is.
- 729
- 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,890
- Goddamn, son.
- 730
- 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,883
- You can't even put a full damn
- sentence together.
- 731
- 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,884
- It's insane that Mr. McCarthy
- eats soup with drugs in it.
- 732
- 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,884
- EARL: Hey, come on, man,
- keep your damn voice down.
- 733
- 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,769
- We can't tell anyone
- we're on drugs.
- 734
- 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,405
- Why the hell not?
- 735
- 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,568
- Because then they'll know.
- 736
- 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,171
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- 737
- 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,843
- (TROUBLE PLAYING)
- 738
- 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,967
- It's my humble little mouse.
- 739
- 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,761
- And who is
- his little mouse friend?
- 740
- 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,125
- Earl Jackson.
- 741
- 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,162
- Earl's just my coworker,
- and, uh, he's a great guy.
- 742
- 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,641
- We were just walking around
- the neighborhood, you know.
- 743
- 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,246
- Not really doing anything,
- 744
- 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,765
- and just wanted
- to come say "What's up?"
- 745
- 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,962
- 'Cause Rachel's
- about to lose her hair.
- 746
- 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,810
- Mmm.
- So, just wanted to say,
- 747
- 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,531
- you know,
- "Bye, hair. Good riddance."
- 748
- 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,845
- She's gonna look great without
- hair. That's a fact, so...
- 749
- 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,729
- Yeah, I just wanted to say
- what's up.
- 750
- 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,884
- Rachel! We've got
- two cute little mouse boys
- 751
- 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,803
- on our doorstep
- that wanna say hi!
- 752
- 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,807
- Would you two...mice
- like a little bit of cheese?
- 753
- 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,961
- Okay.
- 754
- 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,923
- I like your room, Rachel.
- 755
- 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,482
- Thanks. Greg thinks
- it's too girly.
- 756
- 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,211
- No, I love girly,
- I think it's fine.
- 757
- 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,486
- EARL: Well,
- it ain't too girly.
- 758
- 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,561
- I mean, I done seen some
- rooms where I'm like:
- 759
- 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,489
- "Yo, this some
- pink puffy bullshit."
- 760
- 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,920
- I mean, Hello Kitty posters
- 761
- 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,241
- and chocolate and naked dudes
- all over the wall.
- 762
- 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,323
- They make me want to
- throw up for real.
- 763
- 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,211
- Hey, if you're gonna throw up,
- don't do it in here, okay?
- 764
- 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,321
- This is her room.
- 765
- 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,171
- Anyways.
- 766
- 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,164
- Rachel, we really just wanted
- to see how you was doin:
- 767
- 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,561
- Thanks.
- 768
- 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,530
- Yeah, chemotherapy.
- That really sucks.
- 769
- 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,681
- EARL: Greg.
- 770
- 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,603
- What the hell, bro?
- Don't say it suck, dumb-ass!
- 771
- 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,285
- It does kinda suck.
- 772
- 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,522
- Yeah, but I mean, you gotta do
- what you gotta do.
- 773
- 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,045
- RACHEL: Yeah, I guess.
- 774
- 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,961
- Um...
- 775
- 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,441
- Uh...
- 776
- 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,966
- Look, you guys can go
- if you want.
- 777
- 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,804
- GREG: We're on drugs.
- Oh, shit!
- 778
- 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,200
- Why are you on drugs?
- 779
- 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,930
- Well, we're accidentally
- on drugs.
- 780
- 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,206
- "Accidentally"?
- 781
- 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,044
- McCarthy gave us some soup.
- 782
- 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,407
- Well, McCarthy gave us
- some of his,
- 783
- 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,130
- you know, just regular,
- normal soup...
- 784
- 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,361
- ...but then, it was
- the last of the soup
- 785
- 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,606
- so we had to go get
- some more...
- 786
- 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,569
- ...from a restaurant,
- 787
- 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,404
- on the fifth floor
- of an office building.
- 788
- 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,846
- And in the same building,
- 789
- 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,046
- there was
- a Jamaican embassy...
- 790
- 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,641
- ...and we ended up
- getting trapped
- 791
- 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,245
- in an elevator
- with a Rastafarian guy...
- 792
- 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,085
- ...and he just hotboxed
- the whole elevator, so...
- 793
- 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,561
- We were stuck in there
- for, like, 25 minutes...
- 794
- 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,926
- ...and we had to breathe
- the weird marijuana air.
- 795
- 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,650
- Earl, am I right?
- 796
- 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,245
- That's exactly what happened.
- 797
- 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,401
- You guys had
- quite an adventure.
- 798
- 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,086
- (SIGHS) Being on drugs
- just really sucks.
- 799
- 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,650
- Being around people
- on drugs sucks.
- 800
- 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,367
- This whole situation, really
- sorry, just sucks. I'm sorry.
- 801
- 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,131
- Yo, yo. What the hell
- is your problem, man?
- 802
- 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,691
- All apologetic and shit,
- 803
- 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,807
- making shit
- 'bout your sorry ass.
- 804
- 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,928
- Look, that's not what we came
- here to do. Okay?
- 805
- 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,605
- You wanna help,
- you gonna take this girl out
- 806
- 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,330
- to get some ice cream.
- 807
- 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,968
- And me, too,
- 'cause I love that shit.
- 808
- 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,281
- You like ice cream?
- 809
- 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,441
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- 810
- 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,922
- RACHEL: So, you know
- Greg from class?
- 811
- 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,688
- I've known Greg
- ever since we were little.
- 812
- 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,763
- You know, I was in
- y'all kindergarten, right?
- 813
- 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,081
- Really?
- 814
- 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,685
- Mmm-hmm. I remember you.
- 815
- 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,762
- You was the girl who called
- Justin Jones perverted...
- 816
- 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,207
- ...for showing girls
- the birthmark on his butt.
- 817
- 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,566
- (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!
- 818
- 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,724
- Yeah, dude came running up,
- 819
- 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,683
- showed you his butt.
- You were calm.
- 820
- 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,451
- Said, "Justin, only perverts
- show their butts."
- 821
- 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,521
- (SLURPS)
- I was right there.
- 822
- 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,529
- RACHEL: I can't believe
- you remember that.
- 823
- 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,963
- You a hero. Shut his
- perverted ass right down.
- 824
- 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,645
- I never forget it.
- (LAUGHS)
- 825
- 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,488
- So you and Greg
- are coworkers?
- 826
- 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,721
- Naw, we friends.
- 827
- 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,280
- He just hates calling people
- his friend. Dude's got issues.
- 828
- 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,887
- RACHEL: Yeah, he does.
- What's going on?
- 829
- 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,566
- EARL: Man, I don't even know.
- It might be his folks.
- 830
- 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,609
- I mean, dude's mom
- always tellin' him
- 831
- 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,489
- how handsome he is,
- which he ain't.
- 832
- 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,484
- So now he think he can't trust
- anybody close to him.
- 833
- 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,766
- Dude's weird-ass dad
- 834
- 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,081
- don't socialize with anybody
- 'cept the cat.
- 835
- 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,641
- So that's a role model
- ain't got no friends.
- 836
- 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,610
- Bottom line, dude's terrified
- 837
- 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,330
- of callin' somebody
- his friend...
- 838
- 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,687
- ...and they sayin', "Hey, bro,
- I'm not your friend."
- 839
- 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,041
- Then he'd have to
- kill himself.
- 840
- 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,243
- But how are you coworkers?
- 841
- 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,051
- We, um, we make films.
- 842
- 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,481
- Movies?
- 843
- 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,524
- Yeah. We been making them
- for a few years now.
- 844
- 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,728
- We have, like, 42 in total.
- 845
- 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,684
- Greg! You never told me.
- 846
- 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,080
- Well, we never told
- anybody 'bout them.
- 847
- 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,162
- They suck.
- I mean, they're terrible.
- 848
- 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,169
- I'm pretty sure
- they don't suck.
- 849
- 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,522
- EARL: Well, you can see
- for yourself if you want.
- 850
- 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,047
- RACHEL: Are you sure?
- 851
- 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,281
- EARL: Hell, yeah,
- don't even worry about it.
- 852
- 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,441
- Just don't tell nobody.
- 853
- 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,931
- RACHEL: No, of course,
- I won't.
- 854
- 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,810
- All right, son,
- get on your feet.
- 855
- 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,881
- Sounds good.
- 856
- 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,205
- Where are we going?
- 857
- 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,481
- (SINGING)
- 858
- 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,928
- A candy-colored
- clown they call the sandman
- 859
- 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,886
- Tiptoes to my
- room every night
- 860
- 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,651
- Just to sprinkle stardust
- and to whisper
- 861
- 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:14,771
- Go to sleep,
- everything is all right
- 862
- 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,765
- I close my eyes
- 863
- 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,086
- (LAUGHING)
- 864
- 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,084
- Then I drift away
- 865
- 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,891
- EARL: We can walk you home.
- 866
- 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,087
- RACHEL: He needs to recover,
- 867
- 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,242
- and you probably
- should look after him.
- 868
- 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,881
- Peace,peace.
- 869
- 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,610
- Thanks.
- Bye.
- 870
- 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,563
- Goddamn it, Earl.
- 871
- 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,404
- Son, don't even start.
- 872
- 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,971
- Pig's foot.
- 873
- 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,005
- GREG: So, we're pretty far
- into this stupid story now...
- 874
- 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,686
- ...and you're probably
- saying to yourself,
- 875
- 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,285
- "Hey. I like this girl Rachel.
- 876
- 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,920
- "And I'm gonna be pissed
- if she dies at the end."
- 877
- 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,766
- So, I'm just telling you:
- don't freak out. She survives.
- 878
- 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,080
- So, hopefully,
- that reassures you.
- 879
- 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,602
- Although, actually,
- why would it?
- 880
- 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,843
- I'm just overwhelmed
- with your enthusiasm today.
- 881
- 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,525
- I guess we're just gonna have
- to do it
- 882
- 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,443
- the old-fashioned way.
- 883
- 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,450
- I'm thinking of one of you.
- 884
- 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,170
- I'm not gonna mention
- any names,
- 885
- 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,850
- but your initials...
- 886
- 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,041
- ...are Scott Mayhew.
- 887
- 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,602
- Fact: Greg's been
- telling everyone
- 888
- 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,011
- your soup has
- marijuana in it.
- 889
- 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,685
- (STUDENTS GASP)
- I didn't tell anyone.
- 890
- 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,484
- I heard you bellowing about
- it on public transit.
- 891
- 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,529
- Is that a fact, Greg?
- 892
- 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,803
- Look, yesterday,
- Earl and I got stoned somehow.
- 893
- 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,644
- And it was after
- we both ate your soup.
- 894
- 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,086
- And we didn't smoke
- any marijuana,
- 895
- 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,685
- which I have never done,
- so...
- 896
- 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,046
- Your soup must have
- drugs in it,
- 897
- 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,565
- 'cause that was the only thing
- we both ate...
- 898
- 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,529
- ...other than some cookies
- we got from Ill Phil,
- 899
- 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,130
- the drug dealer.
- 900
- 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,801
- Aha.
- 901
- 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,687
- Man, how did you not know
- it was the cookies?
- 902
- 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,049
- Man, it was your dumb ass
- yelling that shit on the bus.
- 903
- 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,480
- ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg!
- 904
- 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,244
- Did you snitch on me?
- 905
- 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,890
- He did snitch on you!
- 906
- 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,687
- I was there.
- 907
- 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,604
- I heard you ridiculing me
- 908
- 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,489
- in front of
- your loathsome harem.
- 909
- 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,526
- You have made...
- a mortal enemy.
- 910
- 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,644
- And I will never stop
- hounding you.
- 911
- 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,604
- Yeah, you made two mortal
- enemies. I stabbed a dude.
- 912
- 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,721
- Jesus.
- 913
- 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,330
- (RAPPING) I'll kill you
- 20 different ways
- 914
- 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,731
- Stab you with blades
- 915
- 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,929
- Shoot you with death rays
- Abandon you in a maze
- 916
- 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,526
- Choke you on mayonnaise
- 917
- 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,091
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- 918
- 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,442
- GREG: So they haven't really
- done anything.
- 919
- 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,204
- It's been about a month now.
- 920
- 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,125
- They did say they're never
- gonna stop hounding rne...
- 921
- 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,090
- ...so, sooner or later...
- you know...
- 922
- 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,651
- ...gonna get hounded.
- 923
- 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,562
- Sorry, next time
- I'll bring you some flowers.
- 924
- 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,723
- Though I don't even know
- where I'd put them.
- 925
- 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,724
- It's like, like the only place
- left is the barf bucket.
- 926
- 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,125
- Flowers.
- 927
- 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,250
- Where you barf.
- 928
- 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,570
- I like that hat.
- 929
- 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,730
- It's pretty cute.
- 930
- 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,085
- (CRYING) Look, I've never
- been very beautiful...
- 931
- 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,087
- ...and that's fine because
- that's not important to me.
- 932
- 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,640
- But...
- 933
- 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,122
- I thought it'd be
- easier looking like this.
- 934
- 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,526
- It's just not.
- 935
- 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,765
- Everyone comes in here
- and sees me...
- 936
- 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,481
- ...and they're
- so clearly repulsed.
- 937
- 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,120
- It's so much harder
- than I thought it would be.
- 938
- 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,965
- Hey, come on.
- 939
- 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,441
- You look good.
- 940
- 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,127
- I'm ugly, Greg!
- I'm so ugly.
- 941
- 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,768
- Everyone feels like they
- have to lie to me and no one
- 942
- 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,848
- realizes how insulting
- that is.
- 943
- 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,601
- Everyone thinks they're
- helping, and they're not.
- 944
- 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,641
- (SNIFFLING)
- 945
- 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,801
- Here.
- 946
- 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,960
- That one's called Mono Rash.
- 947
- 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,008
- It's based on Rashomon
- by Kurosawa.
- 948
- 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,730
- Plot's basically
- just Earl killing people
- 949
- 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,961
- 'cause he has a rash...
- 950
- 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,361
- ...from mono,
- you know, the STD.
- 951
- 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,481
- (CHUCKLES)
- 952
- 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,204
- Anyway, we're supposed
- to go work on
- 953
- 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,322
- our homage to Apocalypse Now.
- 954
- 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,482
- Ours is called
- A Box O' Lips, Wow,
- 955
- 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,800
- which is even worse
- than Mono Rash.
- 956
- 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,843
- It's a war movie
- where these two guys
- 957
- 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,490
- take part in the unspeakable
- brutality of war...
- 958
- 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,768
- ...and then they find
- a box of tulips.
- 959
- 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,082
- Box O' Lips, yeah.
- And they're just, "Wow."
- 960
- 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,322
- They can't get over
- how great these tulips are,
- 961
- 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,004
- it's like,
- "A box 0' lips, wow!"
- 962
- 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,446
- The worst part is,
- tulips might not
- 963
- 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,210
- even be in the budget anymore.
- 964
- 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,566
- I should actually
- just stay here
- 965
- 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,091
- and keep you
- from watching that.
- 966
- 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,046
- No! I'm fine. Go make it.
- 967
- 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,161
- Okay.
- 968
- 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,370
- Okay. Have fun watching
- 969
- 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,408
- this incredibly
- terrible movie.
- 970
- 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,443
- Mmm. Have fun
- 971
- 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,931
- making the next one.
- Mmm-hmm.
- 972
- 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,206
- (THE RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
- PLAYING)
- 973
- 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,371
- DERRICK: Hey, White boy!
- 974
- 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,483
- Why don't you make me a tulip 'fore
- I have Doopie come down
- 975
- 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,403
- there and eat your face?
- (LAUGHS)
- 976
- 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,123
- But no, for real.
- Can you make me a tulip?
- 977
- 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,890
- Oh, my God!
- Am I on set right now?
- 978
- 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,371
- Oh, damn!
- Oh, my God!
- 979
- 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,444
- Ahh! I can't take it!
- Action! Cut!
- 980
- 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,402
- Madison, why are you here?
- 981
- 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,005
- Rachel said that
- I could find you here...
- 982
- 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,764
- ...and your phone was going
- straight to voice mail.
- 983
- 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,962
- Probably 'cause there ain't
- no good service down there!
- 984
- 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,963
- But I had to get here
- 'cause I had to let you know.
- 985
- 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,600
- So, I was visiting Rachel,
- and I was giving her a card...
- 986
- 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,121
- ...and she was watching
- one of your secret movies.
- 987
- 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,611
- Oh, my God.
- Wait, did you see any of it?
- 988
- 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,245
- No! No, she turned it
- off immediately.
- 989
- 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,640
- It was good, it was good.
- 990
- 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,921
- You know,
- you're both Japanese, and...
- 991
- 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,764
- ...Earl beheaded you,
- and, but then,
- 992
- 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,126
- she, like, turned it off.
- 993
- 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,601
- But I had a brainstorm. Okay?
- I had an amazing brainstorm.
- 994
- 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,526
- I realized...you need to
- make a film for Rachel.
- 995
- 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,131
- What do you think?
- 996
- 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,604
- It would be like her favorite
- thing in the entire world...
- 997
- 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,683
- ...and it's like the most
- important thing you could do.
- 998
- 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,090
- You have to do it.
- 999
- 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,807
- (SIGHS)
- 1000
- 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,166
- Yeah, word.
- 1001
- 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,971
- "Word"? Like, word,
- you'll do it, word?
- 1002
- 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,851
- (CHIPMUNK SQUEAKING)
- 1003
- 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,601
- (GROANS)
- 1004
- 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,647
- Yep.
- 1005
- 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,841
- Oh, my God, awesome!
- 1006
- 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,206
- Okay, well,
- I can't wait to see it.
- 1007
- 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,850
- Um, okay, I gotta go, but...
- 1008
- 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,847
- Cut!
- 1009
- 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,846
- That's a wrap!
- 1010
- 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,281
- Rolling!
- 1011
- 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,327
- Titties.
- 1012
- 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,045
- GREG: Goddamn it!
- 1013
- 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,880
- In the next few weeks,
- 1014
- 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,962
- did I start
- making that movie? No.
- 1015
- 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,168
- Because I didn't agree
- to make that movie.
- 1016
- 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,243
- All I said was, "Word."
- 1017
- 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,050
- "Word" could mean anything.
- 1018
- 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,571
- Plus, we had at least
- a month or two...
- 1019
- 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:27,881
- ...before she'd ran through
- 1020
- 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,962
- all the terrible films
- we'd already made.
- 1021
- 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,481
- For example,
- A Sockwork Orange.
- 1022
- 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,002
- (MUSIC FOR THE FUNERAL OF
- QUEEN MARY, Z 860 PLAYING)
- 1023
- 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,526
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- 1024
- 00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,840
- "Droogle"?
- 1025
- 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,042
- It's Google for droogs.
- 1026
- 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,001
- What's that?
- 1027
- 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,728
- GREG: Nothing, just the bane
- of my existence.
- 1028
- 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,004
- Which my mom is forcing me
- to carry around
- 1029
- 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,849
- until I apply
- to some colleges.
- 1030
- 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,765
- She says it's like a menu
- 1031
- 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,841
- for my future,
- and I was, like, "Sure.
- 1032
- 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,008
- "A menu that only has food
- 1033
- 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,128
- "that will humiliate me
- for four years."
- 1034
- 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,409
- You have to be less
- of an idiot about college.
- 1035
- 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,127
- Listen, even if you think
- people won't like you...
- 1036
- 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,204
- ...which is literally
- an insane thing to think...
- 1037
- 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,089
- ...you're way less exposed
- to people in college.
- 1038
- 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,891
- High school is 40 hours
- of class a week.
- 1039
- 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,566
- College is, like, 15 and 20.
- 1040
- 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,085
- And if you don't want to
- live with other people,
- 1041
- 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,601
- then go to Pittsburgh State.
- 1042
- 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,410
- Live at home.
- 1043
- 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,251
- It's better than
- sitting college out
- 1044
- 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,970
- because you irrationally
- hate yourself.
- 1045
- 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,323
- Not irrationally, though.
- 1046
- 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,050
- Apply to Pittsburgh State.
- 1047
- 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,087
- Right now. Apply early.
- 1048
- 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,963
- Come on. Do it in front of me.
- Apply to Pittsburgh State.
- 1049
- 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,406
- What if I say no?
- 1050
- 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,287
- I have stage four cancer.
- 1051
- 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,441
- So that would be a pretty
- dick move. Come on.
- 1052
- 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,761
- (SIGHS) Fine.
- 1053
- 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,684
- "Why I want to
- go...to college."
- 1054
- 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,922
- By Werner Herzog.
- 1055
- 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,600
- (IN GERMAN ACCENT)
- The highly selective
- 1056
- 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,205
- admissions process...
- 1057
- 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,170
- ...weeds out the cruel
- and the stupid.
- 1058
- 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,529
- So college is unlike
- the senseless chaos...
- 1059
- 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,287
- ...and sickening enormity
- of high school.
- 1060
- 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,842
- High school is the mouth
- of a great demon...
- 1061
- 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,650
- ...biting and chewing
- 1062
- 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,450
- and smushing people
- in the face.
- 1063
- 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,450
- It is simply overwhelming.
- 1064
- 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,649
- (IN NORMAL ACCENT)
- In all seriousness,
- 1065
- 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,324
- I am looking forward
- to college...
- 1066
- 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,285
- ...because I didn't really
- fit in in high school,
- 1067
- 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,447
- because of my weird
- rodent face...
- 1068
- 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,567
- No.
- 1069
- 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,644
- ...and a habit of saying
- the dumbest possible shit.
- 1070
- 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,801
- No!
- 1071
- 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,725
- The sheer pastiness
- of my complexion...
- 1072
- 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,965
- ...overvvhelms all who behold
- it with existential nausea.
- 1073
- 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:21,041
- "In high school, I never
- truly felt comfortable...
- 1074
- 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,686
- "..in my own skin.
- 1075
- 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,808
- "In fact,
- I've always been someone...
- 1076
- 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,641
- "..who doesn't
- really like themselves.
- 1077
- 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,371
- "But I think that's because I
- have some growing up to do...
- 1078
- 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,048
- "..and college is the place
- where I'm going to do it."
- 1079
- 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,491
- That's way too personal.
- 1080
- 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,971
- It's a personal essay.
- 1081
- 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,091
- Fine, if you want to
- see this again...
- 1082
- 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,049
- Okay! Okay!
- 1083
- 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,246
- But only because cancer.
- 1084
- 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,964
- And you know what? You have
- to do this too now. Here.
- 1085
- 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,324
- Page through this huge,
- horrible book
- 1086
- 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,561
- and find some colleges.
- 1087
- 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,006
- That's yours now.
- 1088
- 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,361
- Mmm. It's like a menu
- for your future.
- 1089
- 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,289
- Can I finish
- my movie first?
- 1090
- 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,324
- (I'LL COME RUNNING
- TO TIE YOUR SHOE PLAYING)
- 1091
- 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,169
- (SIGHS)
- 1092
- 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,486
- (SONG PLAYING)
- 1093
- 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,124
- I'll find a place
- somewhere in the corner
- 1094
- 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:46,644
- I'm gonna waste
- the rest of my days
- 1095
- 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:54,569
- Just watching patiently
- from the window
- 1096
- 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,764
- Just waiting
- Seasons change someday
- 1097
- 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,729
- Oh, oh, my dreams
- will pull you
- 1098
- 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,245
- Through that garden gate
- 1099
- 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:09,486
- I want to be
- the wandering sailor
- 1100
- 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,370
- We're silhouettes
- by the light of the moon
- 1101
- 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,128
- I sit playing solitaire
- by the window
- 1102
- 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,490
- Just waiting
- Seasons change, aha
- 1103
- 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,931
- You'll see, one day
- 1104
- 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,287
- These dreams will pull you
- through my door
- 1105
- 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:39,809
- And I'll come running
- to tie your shoe
- 1106
- 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:48,645
- I'll come running
- to tie your shoe
- 1107
- 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,642
- I'll come running
- to tie your shoe
- 1108
- 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,647
- I'll come running
- to tie your shoe
- 1109
- 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,683
- GREG: So,
- if we make this film,
- 1110
- 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,841
- people are gonna be, like:
- 1111
- 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,281
- "Oh, Greg and Earl,
- 1112
- 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,850
- "they're those
- weird filmmakers.
- 1113
- 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,684
- "They're always
- creepily filming stuff.
- 1114
- 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,410
- "They'll probably sneak into
- your house one night
- 1115
- 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,726
- "and film you
- while you're sleeping."
- 1116
- 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,205
- But people probably
- already think that,
- 1117
- 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:46,281
- 'cause you gave Rachel
- those stupid films.
- 1118
- 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,361
- (MUFFLED)
- This is nasty as hell.
- 1119
- 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,124
- GREG: So now, I've become
- completely conspicuous,
- 1120
- 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,361
- like all the time.
- 1121
- 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,726
- People look at me and think,
- 1122
- 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,966
- "Filmmaker."
- The hell even is this?
- 1123
- 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,081
- When they're not
- already thinking,
- 1124
- 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,201
- "Cancer girl's boyfriend."
- 1125
- 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,566
- It tastes like a dog's
- funky-ass butthole.
- 1126
- 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,841
- Furthermore,
- we agreed to do a film
- 1127
- 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,570
- that we have no idea
- what it should look like...
- 1128
- 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,529
- ...or sound like, or even be.
- 1129
- 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,806
- I mean,
- what the hell sort of film
- 1130
- 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,962
- should we even make? Huh?
- 1131
- 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,849
- I mean, what was I thinking?
- 1132
- 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,046
- EARL: You were thinking
- that girl Madison
- 1133
- 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,246
- had nice titties.
- 1134
- 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,600
- I mean,
- I like the titties too,
- 1135
- 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,290
- but now you got a problem.
- 1136
- 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,964
- 'Cause I ain't agreed
- to do this shit.
- 1137
- 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,087
- You did.
- 1138
- 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,728
- Are you not gonna
- help me make this?
- 1139
- 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,529
- The hell we gonna make, son?
- 1140
- 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,080
- GREG'S DAD:
- They want fresh inspiration.
- 1141
- 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,765
- I must tell you,
- the richest inspiration
- 1142
- 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,450
- I have ever known was...
- 1143
- 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,887
- ...during my period of
- quarantine in the Amazon.
- 1144
- 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,371
- (THEME FROM THE CONVERSATION
- PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
- 1145
- 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,124
- Where I
- and a half dozen other...
- 1146
- 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,402
- ...unfortunates
- had nothing to watch...
- 1147
- 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,281
- ...but the bristling,
- leviathan tarantula...
- 1148
- 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,569
- ...bunched up on
- the rotting, flimsy thatch...
- 1149
- 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,762
- ...perhaps eight feet
- above our faces.
- 1150
- 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,085
- Spiders the size
- of your fist.
- 1151
- 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,766
- Their fangs glistening
- with venom and...
- 1152
- 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,649
- ...their thousand-fold
- black eyes
- 1153
- 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,967
- shining dully in the gloom.
- 1154
- 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,406
- In the darkness,
- you would hear
- 1155
- 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,925
- the sudden anguished hiss...
- 1156
- 00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,163
- ...of a spider being struck
- by an adult leopard wasp...
- 1157
- 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,486
- ...and in their
- mortal struggle,
- 1158
- 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,840
- they would plummet
- to one's bed...
- 1159
- 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,970
- ...biting and stinging
- and thrashing...
- 1160
- 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,682
- You know that you can
- smoke a hornet?
- 1161
- 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,321
- GREG: Okay, sojust look at me
- when you answer the questions.
- 1162
- 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,681
- Don't worry
- about the camera, all right?
- 1163
- 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,524
- Okay, Denise.
- 1164
- 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,443
- Tell me a little
- about Rachel's birth.
- 1165
- 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,169
- Uh, Rachel's birth.
- 1166
- 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,204
- What an ordeal that was.
- 1167
- 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,281
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1168
- 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,444
- Greg, just...
- let me tell you one thing.
- 1169
- 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,170
- I was a really good mom
- to her, you know?
- 1170
- 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,805
- I really was.
- 1171
- 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,321
- Some single moms,
- their kids grow up too fast...
- 1172
- 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,164
- ...but I always tried to
- protect Rachel from that.
- 1173
- 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,846
- I did my very best
- to protect her from...
- 1174
- 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,483
- ...growing up too quickly,
- you know?
- 1175
- 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,321
- Right.
- 1176
- 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,641
- And now, I'm learning
- that there are...
- 1177
- 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,481
- ...there are just
- some things that you can't
- 1178
- 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,608
- protect your kid from,
- you know?
- 1179
- 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,401
- No matter what you do,
- you just...
- 1180
- 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,645
- So, did she have
- any favorite toys?
- 1181
- 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,322
- Before I answer that question,
- this is serious...
- 1182
- 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,771
- ...so use your ears
- and listen to me.
- 1183
- 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,251
- I want you
- to promise me something
- 1184
- 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,651
- as I care about you.
- 1185
- 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,529
- You gotta promise me you're
- not gonna have a baby...
- 1186
- 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,607
- ...unless you're
- ready to love
- 1187
- 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,091
- that baby's mother
- your whole life...
- 1188
- 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,161
- ...and this is serious.
- 1189
- 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,642
- I'm telling you something
- that nobody's gonna tell you.
- 1190
- 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,122
- Don't pick a girl
- who's push-pull, you know?
- 1191
- 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,931
- You wanna pick somebody
- who's gonna love you...
- 1192
- 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,841
- ...and not forget you,
- and not...
- 1193
- 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,169
- ...leave you for someone
- with a big, fat ass.
- 1194
- 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,683
- So, no favorite toy.
- 1195
- 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,281
- DENISE: Um...
- 1196
- 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,281
- Oh, you want to know what?
- Here's a favorite toy.
- 1197
- 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,361
- Scissors.
- 1198
- 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,363
- When Rachel's father
- first left...
- 1199
- 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,045
- ...she gathered up
- all his books,
- 1200
- 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,121
- favorite old books...
- 1201
- 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,885
- ...and she rounded 'em up
- and she cut them right up.
- 1202
- 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,126
- Please, don't tell her
- I'm telling you,
- 1203
- 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,565
- she would chop my head off.
- 1204
- 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,405
- But she just...
- (IMITATES SCISSORS)
- 1205
- 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,209
- And I was, like,
- "Atta girl."
- 1206
- 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,563
- Snip, snip, snip.
- She was very mad.
- 1207
- 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,961
- Can we take a little break
- and have a little taste?
- 1208
- 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,565
- You boys are old enough
- to have a little taste, right?
- 1209
- 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,251
- Can we take a teeny break,
- just have a little taste?
- 1210
- 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,406
- Oh, yeah, that's a good boy.
- 1211
- 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,245
- Greg, will you join us?
- 1212
- 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,850
- Oh, I'm okay.
- 1213
- 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,400
- Oh, come on,
- don't be a party pooper!
- 1214
- 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,845
- All right, all right.
- 1215
- 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,726
- Now we can get back
- to our interview.
- 1216
- 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,760
- GREG: So, basically,
- this whole setup
- 1217
- 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,966
- is so that, you know...
- 1218
- 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,849
- ...I can talk to you,
- you can talk to me...
- 1219
- 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,161
- ...and I can see you,
- and you can see me.
- 1220
- 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,606
- Except it's not really me,
- it's a phone.
- 1221
- 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,603
- And I know that
- sounds kind of weird,
- 1222
- 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,011
- but it's not.
- 1223
- 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,164
- So, anyway, just treat it
- like a get-well card,
- 1224
- 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,725
- you can look into the lens.
- 1225
- 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,291
- And, uh...
- 1226
- 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,204
- Yeah, it's a video,
- so you know...
- 1227
- 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,441
- ...don't think about it
- too hard,
- 1228
- 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,210
- but just make it good.
- 1229
- 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,771
- Start whenever you're ready.
- 1230
- 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,126
- STUDENT: Hi, Rachel.
- 1231
- 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,681
- I guess I don't really
- know you that well...
- 1232
- 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,047
- ...but I believe in you.
- You can do it.
- 1233
- 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,770
- That's real nice, yo.
- 1234
- 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,883
- It's so sweet
- that your boyfriend
- 1235
- 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,450
- is doing this for you.
- 1236
- 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,931
- He must really love you.
- 1237
- 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,128
- EARL: Girl, that ain't
- her boyfriend.
- 1238
- 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,241
- Oh.
- 1239
- 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,641
- I know you're Jewish,
- but I just wanted you to know
- 1240
- 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,569
- that God has a plan for you.
- 1241
- 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:17,881
- You seem like
- a really cool person.
- 1242
- 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,291
- I know we don't really talk.
- 1243
- 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,484
- But you've got
- a lot of friends. And, uh...
- 1244
- 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,641
- Out of all the people
- in this school,
- 1245
- 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:25,290
- I don't hate you.
- 1246
- 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,121
- I believe in you
- and you can do it.
- 1247
- 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,966
- You can do it.
- 1248
- 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,970
- I believe in you.
- 1249
- 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,811
- You can do it.
- 1250
- 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,325
- Damn.
- 1251
- 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,168
- (EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' PLAYING)
- 1252
- 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,403
- Everybody's talking at me
- 1253
- 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,166
- I don't hear a word
- they're saying
- 1254
- 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,842
- Only the echoes of my mind
- 1255
- 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,931
- GREG: So again,
- 1256
- 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,843
- if this was a touching,
- romantic story...
- 1257
- 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,769
- ...we'd obviously fall in love
- 1258
- 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,683
- and she'd say all the wise,
- beautiful things...
- 1259
- 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,767
- ...that can only be learned
- 1260
- 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,842
- in life's twilight
- or whatever.
- 1261
- 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,128
- And then she'd die
- in my arms.
- 1262
- 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,601
- But again,
- that's not what happened.
- 1263
- 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,207
- She just got quieter.
- And unhappier.
- 1264
- 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,884
- So, how are you?
- 1265
- 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,291
- For real.
- 1266
- 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,045
- For real?
- 1267
- 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,721
- Feeling like
- you might have been right.
- 1268
- 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,371
- Right when?
- 1269
- 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,204
- Back in October.
- 1270
- 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,486
- When you thought
- I was dying.
- 1271
- 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,971
- Well, I mean,
- I regret thinking that.
- 1272
- 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,565
- Don't regret it.
- 1273
- 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,083
- (GREG BRAYING)
- 1274
- 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,524
- What is that noise?
- 1275
- 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,722
- It's Regretful Polar Bear.
- 1276
- 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,170
- Polar Bears have
- the purest expression
- 1277
- 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,208
- of regret in the
- animal kingdom.
- 1278
- 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,762
- Just listen to how haunting
- and plaintive they sound.
- 1279
- 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,286
- (BRAYING)
- 1280
- 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,521
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1281
- 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,002
- Don't make me laugh.
- Please. It kinda hurts.
- 1282
- 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,761
- All right.
- 1283
- 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,441
- Kind of a monster
- silence in here.
- 1284
- 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,120
- (RACHEL SIGHS)
- 1285
- 00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:58,967
- Yeah.
- 1286
- 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,771
- It's okay to just be silent
- for a while.
- 1287
- 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,811
- GREG: Look,
- 1288
- 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,649
- I know you're really
- bracing for this sweet girl...
- 1289
- 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,081
- ...that you probably
- like a lot to die.
- 1290
- 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,961
- Just please bear with me.
- She doesn't. She gets better.
- 1291
- 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,565
- I promise.
- 1292
- 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,802
- (EVERYBODY'S TALKIN'
- CONTINUE PLAYING)
- 1293
- 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,001
- Pretty much all I remember
- from that winter...
- 1294
- 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,764
- ...is working on
- that stupid film...
- 1295
- 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,001
- ...just trying
- to make something
- 1296
- 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,969
- that made
- some kind of sense...
- 1297
- 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,844
- ...and knowing the whole time
- that I couldn't...
- 1298
- 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,047
- ...that maybe it was possible
- 1299
- 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,208
- to make the thing
- we wanted to make...
- 1300
- 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,328
- ...but it wasn't
- possible for us.
- 1301
- 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,285
- That was
- an entire winter of my life.
- 1302
- 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,601
- I mean, obviously,
- 1303
- 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,370
- I remember
- visiting Rachel too.
- 1304
- 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,727
- Sometimes she talked,
- 1305
- 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,121
- and sometimes,
- she didn't want to.
- 1306
- 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,122
- When she didn't want to,
- I talked.
- 1307
- 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,123
- Or we watched movies.
- 1308
- 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,726
- Sometimes, she laughed.
- 1309
- 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,890
- Sometimes, she didn't.
- 1310
- 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,370
- What I don't remember
- is doing schoolwork.
- 1311
- 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,245
- I did literally zero
- schoolwork during this time.
- 1312
- 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,727
- Not figuratively.
- 1313
- 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,405
- Literally zero schoolwork.
- 1314
- 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,887
- That's actually
- sort of hard to do.
- 1315
- 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,248
- So, what's going on
- at school?
- 1316
- 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,847
- Well, right now, the whole
- school looks like a castle...
- 1317
- 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,122
- ...'cause everyone's
- getting ready
- 1318
- 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,565
- for Medieval Prom.
- 1319
- 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,809
- I guess everyone's trying
- to figure out how to, like...
- 1320
- 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,211
- ...twerk medievally?
- 1321
- 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,406
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1322
- 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,280
- Are you going?
- 1323
- 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,646
- No, of course not.
- 1324
- 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,290
- You should go.
- 1325
- 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,965
- No way!
- 1326
- 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,722
- Have you seen me in a tux?
- 1327
- 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,726
- It's like when they make
- a dog wear human clothes.
- 1328
- 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,961
- Have you seen that?
- 1329
- 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,930
- It just makes you
- really sad to look at.
- 1330
- 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,245
- Oh, and I don't have
- anyone to go with.
- 1331
- 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,606
- So there's that.
- 1332
- 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,966
- Unless...
- 1333
- 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,130
- ...you know...
- you wanted to...
- 1334
- 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,123
- Greg, I'm not going to prom.
- 1335
- 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,009
- I mean, you totally could.
- 1336
- 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,327
- It could be like a,
- s-, awesome statement.
- 1337
- 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,926
- Hey,uh...
- 1338
- 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,129
- When are you guys
- finishing your movie?
- 1339
- 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,287
- You don't know we're working
- on a movie right now.
- 1340
- 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,251
- You don't have to pretend.
- 1341
- 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,369
- Earl told me you guys
- were making a movie for me.
- 1342
- 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,365
- (SIGHS) God, yeah...
- 1343
- 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,329
- I guess he probably did.
- 1344
- 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,286
- I was just asking, because--
- 1345
- 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,010
- Goddamn it, Earl! Ugh.
- 1346
- 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,851
- It was just, it was
- supposed to be a surprise!
- 1347
- 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,284
- You know?
- It's taking forever
- 1348
- 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,600
- because we really want
- to get it right, and...
- 1349
- 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,002
- I'm probably gonna
- stop treatment pretty soon.
- 1350
- 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,881
- What?
- 1351
- 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,803
- It just isn't
- doing me any good.
- 1352
- 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,201
- All it's doing
- is making me sicker.
- 1353
- 01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,200
- Yeah, but it--
- I mean, if you stop, then...
- 1354
- 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,482
- Well, we'll just
- see what happens.
- 1355
- 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,050
- (SNIFFLES)
- 1356
- 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,640
- Well, we know
- what's gonna happen, right?
- 1357
- 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,091
- (SIGHING)
- 1358
- 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,242
- I know who you can
- take to prom.
- 1359
- 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,247
- Who?
- 1360
- 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,091
- This sexy pillow here.
- 1361
- 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:56,161
- Oh, my God, can you just--
- 1362
- 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,924
- (IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
- Ooh, Greg,
- 1363
- 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,087
- this pillow's name
- is Francesca.
- 1364
- 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,446
- GREG: Don't joke,
- I can't deal with that.
- 1365
- 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,601
- She's a filthy Italian woman.
- 1366
- 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,681
- Please, stop!
- 1367
- 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,885
- Don't yell at me.
- 1368
- 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,684
- So, that's it?
- Just, to hell with college,
- 1369
- 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,761
- to hell with growing up?
- 1370
- 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,841
- Greg, don't.
- 1371
- 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,524
- Rachel, what the hell
- is wrong with you?
- 1372
- 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,284
- This is your life!
- 1373
- 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,442
- Yeah, it is my life.
- 1374
- 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,521
- It's me who has to
- lie in bed all day,
- 1375
- 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,681
- with a shaved head...
- 1376
- 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,524
- ...getting weaker and uglier,
- 1377
- 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,683
- and more miserable,
- with no hope in sight.
- 1378
- 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,884
- I'm the one who
- has to suffer through this,
- 1379
- 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,201
- not you, so don't yell at me.
- 1380
- 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,722
- I'm sorry,
- but I'm not gonna sit here
- 1381
- 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,087
- and get comfortable
- watching you die.
- 1382
- 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,246
- Okay? I'm not.
- I'm not gonna do that.
- 1383
- 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,443
- So don't ask me to.
- 1384
- 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,123
- If you can't accept
- that I'm going to do
- 1385
- 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,646
- what I want to do
- with my life...
- 1386
- 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,563
- ...then you're
- a terrible friend.
- 1387
- 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,770
- I'm a terrible friend?
- 1388
- 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:55,967
- Okay.
- 1389
- 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,971
- You know,
- I'm not the one giving up.
- 1390
- 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,485
- I'm not ruining
- my friend's life
- 1391
- 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,090
- by giving up
- on the whole world.
- 1392
- 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,083
- Oh, please, Greg,
- you should be overjoyed.
- 1393
- 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,400
- Now you can
- go back to your life
- 1394
- 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,926
- of being invisible
- and detached...
- 1395
- 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,809
- ...and self-hating.
- 1396
- 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,446
- Yeah.
- 1397
- 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,927
- And you can go back
- to your life of being dead.
- 1398
- 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,002
- Nice. Really nice.
- 1399
- 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,808
- This is gonna
- kill your mom.
- 1400
- 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,642
- Have you gotten
- comfortable with that?
- 1401
- 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,602
- That doesn't
- bother you anymore?
- 1402
- 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,761
- Thinking about your mom?
- 1403
- 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,604
- Get outta here, Greg.
- You've done your time.
- 1404
- 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,842
- You don't have to hang around
- with the sick girl anymore.
- 1405
- 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,362
- How can you even
- say that to me?
- 1406
- 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,011
- Your mom forced you
- to hang outwith me.
- 1407
- 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,730
- Earl forced you
- to show me your movies.
- 1408
- 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,968
- Madison forced you
- to make a movie about me.
- 1409
- 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,725
- So, what part of this
- did you actually want to do?
- 1410
- 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,330
- (SNIFFLES)
- 1411
- 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,011
- Just... Just do something
- nice for me for once
- 1412
- 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,889
- and just get out.
- 1413
- 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,601
- GREG: Earl!
- 1414
- 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,287
- This is it!
- You've gone too far!
- 1415
- 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,680
- You've leaked
- the unleakable secret
- 1416
- 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,285
- because you hold
- nothing sacred.
- 1417
- 01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,447
- 'Cause you're a dickhead!
- 1418
- 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,607
- The foundation of any
- 1419
- 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,324
- good working partnership
- is trust...
- 1420
- 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,209
- ...and I can no longer
- trust you in any way.
- 1421
- 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,520
- You'll leak anything
- to anyone.
- 1422
- 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,204
- It's like working
- with Julian Assange.
- 1423
- 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,442
- Assangde. Ass-andge.
- Damn it!
- 1424
- 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,285
- The hell you want?
- 1425
- 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,643
- Just waiting for Earl.
- Awright, awright.
- 1426
- 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,885
- VVhassup,boy?
- You gonna come in?
- 1427
- 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,122
- So, Rachel told me that
- you told her about the, uh...
- 1428
- 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,050
- ...about the film
- that we're making for her.
- 1429
- 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,121
- Yeah?
- 1430
- 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,728
- You're like
- Julian Assange, man.
- 1431
- 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,245
- It's like you
- always do this--
- 1432
- 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,481
- I don't know,
- 'cause you, like,
- 1433
- 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,164
- wanna be a better friend
- than me or something?
- 1434
- 01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,401
- I don't know if I can
- work with you again
- 1435
- 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,686
- after you sell me out
- like a dick!
- 1436
- 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,081
- Oh, okay. Watch out, yo.
- 1437
- 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,002
- Hey, yo,
- shut your ass up, man!
- 1438
- 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,650
- Like you care so much about
- what other people think,
- 1439
- 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,921
- boy, you go around here...
- 1440
- 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,081
- ...kissin' everybody ass,
- 1441
- 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,241
- pretending like
- they your friend.
- 1442
- 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,641
- Look,nobody
- gives a shit about you, Greg!
- 1443
- 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,926
- All right? Nobody give a shit!
- 1444
- 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,001
- DERRICK: Whoop his ass!
- 1445
- 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,566
- And then the one girl who do
- actually care about you...
- 1446
- 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,761
- ...you wanna come
- over here and
- 1447
- 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,320
- bitch and whine
- about some films, yo? Huh?
- 1448
- 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,841
- Because somebody
- actually cares about you?
- 1449
- 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,251
- Like, damn,
- I'm so tired of you
- 1450
- 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,004
- treating this girl
- like she a burden.
- 1451
- 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,088
- You know,
- her life is over after this!
- 1452
- 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,241
- And you want to
- come over here
- 1453
- 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,091
- bitchin' and whinin' about
- some irrelevant bullshit!
- 1454
- 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,606
- Like, yo, you so close to me knocking
- your shit loose right now, son!
- 1455
- 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:20,761
- Go for it!
- 1456
- 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:21,921
- Oh, so you want me
- to hit you now? Huh?
- 1457
- 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,923
- Yeah, I don't care!
- You want me to hit you now?
- 1458
- 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,206
- Yeah, Earl, I want you to!
- (GROANS)
- 1459
- 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,688
- That's right! Jack that
- little dude up there!
- 1460
- 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,764
- (GROANING)
- 1461
- 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,281
- See, Greg?
- 1462
- 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,681
- You lucky that was him
- and not me out there...
- 1463
- 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,962
- ...'cause I'd have been whooping
- your ass up and down this street.
- 1464
- 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,042
- It'd have been a ass-whoopin'
- fest around here, you dig?
- 1465
- 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,405
- (PANTING)
- 1466
- 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,647
- McCARTHY: So what's the status
- on the 20-pager on Nixon?
- 1467
- 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,883
- Uh, I need another extension.
- 1468
- 01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,281
- That might prove difficult...
- (EXHALES)
- 1469
- 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,131
- ...seeing how it's the...
- 1470
- 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,810
- ...the end of the quarter
- and all.
- 1471
- 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,530
- Yeah, I've just been busy.
- 1472
- 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:12,283
- You know, I heard...
- 1473
- 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,170
- ...about Rachel.
- 1474
- 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,844
- How you holding up?
- 1475
- 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,041
- You know...
- 1476
- 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,845
- ...not great.
- 1477
- 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,562
- You know, my dad died
- when I was 15, Greg.
- 1478
- 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,922
- A couple years
- younger than you.
- 1479
- 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,603
- You know, the thing is that,
- when I was a kid...
- 1480
- 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,925
- ...I really,
- I really can only remember
- 1481
- 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,843
- thinking about him as this...
- 1482
- 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,322
- ...you know, big,
- kind of like asshole guy.
- 1483
- 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,041
- At his wake,
- these buddies of his
- 1484
- 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,167
- kept coming up to me...
- 1485
- 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,925
- ...and telling me
- these stories about him.
- 1486
- 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,248
- And it was like
- they were talking about
- 1487
- 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,163
- some complete other guy.
- 1488
- 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,369
- To give you an example.
- 1489
- 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,249
- He knew every single
- European pop song
- 1490
- 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,651
- from the 1970s.
- 1491
- 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,801
- Every single one.
- 1492
- 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,120
- He'd memorize these songs,
- 1493
- 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,043
- and he'd do that
- so he could go...
- 1494
- 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:20,090
- ...and sing them
- to German girls in bars.
- 1495
- 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,406
- He had a go-to,
- 1496
- 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:25,006
- his number one
- go-to song. It was a...
- 1497
- 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,210
- It was a Dutch song.
- It was called Ding-a-Dong.
- 1498
- 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:35,521
- My dad used to sing that
- to German girls in bars.
- 1499
- 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,404
- That's a fact.
- 1500
- 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,809
- So what does that mean?
- 1501
- 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,164
- Well, Greg, I think that
- it just means that...
- 1502
- 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,680
- ...even after somebody dies,
- you can...
- 1503
- 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,881
- ...you can still
- keep learning about them.
- 1504
- 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,651
- You know, their life.
- 1505
- 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,643
- It can keep unfolding
- itself to you just as long...
- 1506
- 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,126
- ...just as long as
- you pay attention to it.
- 1507
- 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,691
- Are you seriously
- trying to turn this
- 1508
- 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,081
- into some stupid
- sappy lesson?
- 1509
- 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,321
- (MCCARTHY SIGHS)
- 1510
- 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:17,010
- You're a good kid, Greg.
- 1511
- 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,606
- No! Look, I'm going home.
- 1512
- 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,606
- See, I'm cutting class
- right in front of you. 'Kay?
- 1513
- 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,445
- I'm not a good kid. I'm not.
- 1514
- 01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,521
- Okay.
- 1515
- 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,448
- Earl came by earlier
- to drop something off...
- 1516
- 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,648
- ...but he turned down
- this superb
- 1517
- 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,768
- Andouille rabbit sausage...
- 1518
- 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,888
- ...which is quite unlike him.
- 1519
- 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,570
- Is everything all right?
- 1520
- 01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,201
- Buddy?
- 1521
- 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,964
- EARL: Hey, Rachel. Uh...
- 1522
- 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,160
- We tried
- a lot of different ways
- 1523
- 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,924
- of making a film for you...
- 1524
- 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,844
- ...but they were all
- too goofy or irrelevant...
- 1525
- 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,604
- ...or just not what we wanted.
- 1526
- 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,366
- So, now I'm gonna
- talk to you directly.
- 1527
- 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,081
- Um...
- 1528
- 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,767
- All right, I'm gonna be
- honest here. Okay?
- 1529
- 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,048
- Sometimes, white girls
- are particularly stupid.
- 1530
- 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:39,563
- I mean, everybody's stupid,
- but white girls, you know...
- 1531
- 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,324
- They think
- they better than everybody
- 1532
- 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,006
- and self-centered
- and pretend they not.
- 1533
- 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,764
- But...
- 1534
- 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,451
- you aren't like that,
- you know. Um...
- 1535
- 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,409
- It's just crazy
- how patient you've been.
- 1536
- 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,324
- You know, I know if it was me
- that had cancer, uh...
- 1537
- 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,521
- ...I'd be upset and angry
- 1538
- 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,120
- and trying to beat everybody's
- ass half the time.
- 1539
- 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,326
- So I'm just, I'm just amazed
- at how patient you've been.
- 1540
- 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,881
- You, you make me
- feel blessed.
- 1541
- 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,766
- COMMENTATOR ON VIDEO: Tales of Hoffmann is a film
- 1542
- 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,320
- by Michael Powell
- and Emeric Pressburger.
- 1543
- 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,447
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1544
- 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:24,329
- I think, ultimately,
- what one has to understand
- 1545
- 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,731
- watching this film...
- 1546
- 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,610
- ...it's a very special
- piece of filmmaking.
- 1547
- 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:29,681
- Oh.
- 1548
- 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,208
- Are you eating lunch
- in here still?
- 1549
- 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,446
- Not if you are.
- 1550
- 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,883
- Well, I'm not eating
- lunch in here if you are.
- 1551
- 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,446
- Good,
- 'cause I like it in here.
- 1552
- 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,087
- So I guess I could just go.
- 1553
- 01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:45,086
- Or you could go.
- 1554
- 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:48,451
- No, I like
- the air-conditioner.
- 1555
- 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,363
- And I like
- the comfortable chair.
- 1556
- 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,601
- Yeah, I like those too.
- 1557
- 01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,881
- Sounds like your
- damn problem.
- 1558
- 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,841
- COMMENTATOR: --which showed
- one film per week...
- 1559
- 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,805
- ...twice a night,
- and three times on Saturday.
- 1560
- 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,528
- In a way,
- Tales of Hoffmann is...
- 1561
- 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,601
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- 1562
- 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,331
- ...the culmination of
- Powell-Pressburger's work...
- 1563
- 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,131
- ...with what they call
- the composed film.
- 1564
- 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:36,687
- (SQUEAKS)
- 1565
- 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,481
- MADISON: Hey!
- 1566
- 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:40,325
- Can I talk to you
- about the movie?
- 1567
- 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,161
- Um...
- 1568
- 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:43,810
- Yeah, it's not done yet.
- 1569
- 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,206
- Greg, you guys
- have been working on it
- 1570
- 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,691
- for like four months.
- 1571
- 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,166
- Yeah, well...
- 1572
- 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:50,966
- I don't know,
- we tried a bunch of stuff
- 1573
- 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,883
- and it just...
- 1574
- 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,327
- ...didn't really work.
- 1575
- 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,401
- It's not that good.
- (SIGHS)
- 1576
- 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:56,607
- Greg!
- 1577
- 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,371
- Now is not the time for your
- "I'm Greg, I suck,
- 1578
- 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:00,930
- "nothing I do
- is any good" thing.
- 1579
- 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,206
- I'm sure what you have
- is awesome
- 1580
- 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,169
- and I think she would
- really benefit...
- 1581
- 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:06,720
- ...if you just got it done
- and gave it to her.
- 1582
- 01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,568
- Madison,
- she stopped treatment.
- 1583
- 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,806
- She gave up.
- 1584
- 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,405
- She quit.
- 1585
- 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,765
- VVeH,lguess
- that's a really good reason
- 1586
- 01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,365
- to just finish
- the fucking movie.
- 1587
- 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:23,885
- And give it to her.
- 1588
- 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,371
- But whatever.
- 1589
- 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,685
- Honey?
- 1590
- 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,441
- What?
- 1591
- 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,401
- Rachel's back
- in the hospital, honey.
- 1592
- 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,841
- Wait, is she starting
- treatment again?
- 1593
- 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,328
- It's not for
- treatment, honey.
- 1594
- 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,441
- Oh.
- 1595
- 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,565
- Mom, what?
- 1596
- 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,611
- Well, I thought
- we could go and--
- 1597
- 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,761
- You just thought
- this was your last chance
- 1598
- 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,888
- to force me
- to hang outwith her?
- 1599
- 01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:20,961
- Greg, come on.
- 1600
- 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,121
- Don't worry, Mom,
- I'm sure you can find
- 1601
- 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,487
- another girl with cancer
- after Rachel dies.
- 1602
- 01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,803
- Which, by the way...
- 1603
- 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,969
- ...she's decided to do.
- 1604
- 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,526
- She's just decided to die...
- 1605
- 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,410
- ...so maybe I can decide
- not to visit her.
- 1606
- 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,130
- (SIGHING)
- 1607
- 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,730
- I promise you,
- you will regret that...
- 1608
- 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,961
- ...if you don't visit her.
- 1609
- 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,127
- (SCOFFS)
- 1610
- 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,009
- You'll regret it
- for the rest of your life.
- 1611
- 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,571
- Mom, that's probably true.
- 1612
- 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,131
- But honestly,
- I have a shitload of things
- 1613
- 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,645
- to regret right now.
- 1614
- 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,280
- I regret not having a date
- for tomorrow's stupid prom.
- 1615
- 01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:00,011
- I regret being too weird
- to make friends.
- 1616
- 01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,207
- I definitely regret making
- 1617
- 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:02,566
- all those shitty films
- with Earl.
- 1618
- 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,206
- And I assume you saw the email
- I got today, from Pitt?
- 1619
- 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:07,766
- Oh, no? You didn't see it
- 1620
- 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,604
- while you're going though
- all my shit? Here.
- 1621
- 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,410
- Have a look.
- 1622
- 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,726
- I'm definitely gonna regret
- 1623
- 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,723
- doing literally
- no school work this year!
- 1624
- 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,201
- Oh, my God, Greg.
- 1625
- 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,964
- I know. Admission rescinded,
- 1626
- 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,327
- due to significant change
- in my academic record.
- 1627
- 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,890
- Oh, well,
- no college next year.
- 1628
- 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,008
- I guess I'll just be home,
- which sucks for you...
- 1629
- 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,081
- ...because it's gonna be
- so hard for you
- 1630
- 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,690
- to go through all my stuff.
- 1631
- 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,489
- Can you just do me a favor
- right now, Mom?
- 1632
- 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,846
- Just leave me alone. Okay?
- 1633
- 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,763
- Just let me sit here
- and regret stuff.
- 1634
- 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:32,841
- I'm just gonna think about
- 1635
- 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,007
- all the things
- that I've ever done...
- 1636
- 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,366
- ...and all the things
- I haven't done
- 1637
- 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,125
- and just regret the living
- shit out of it. Okay?
- 1638
- 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,207
- GREG'S MOM: All the deadlines
- have passed, Victor.
- 1639
- 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,566
- What's he gonna do next year?
- 1640
- 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:47,886
- He's just gonna
- waste the year?
- 1641
- 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,325
- GREG'S DAD:
- He is grieving, honey.
- 1642
- 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,561
- You have to let him grieve.
- 1643
- 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:51,721
- GREG'S MOM:
- But I can't just sit by
- 1644
- 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,165
- and just let him
- ruin his life.
- 1645
- 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,241
- GREG'S DAD:
- That's not what I'm saying.
- 1646
- 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,321
- GREG'S MOM:
- Well, he's doing it.
- 1647
- 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:56,521
- GREG'S DAD:
- The universe does not operate
- 1648
- 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,409
- according to
- a college deadline!
- 1649
- 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:18,760
- MADISON:
- Can I ask you something?
- 1650
- 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,006
- (SQUEAKS)
- 1651
- 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,321
- Nope.
- 1652
- 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,845
- No. It's not what you think.
- 1653
- 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:24,046
- It's just that
- prom is tonight and--
- 1654
- 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,851
- Let me ask you something.
- What is this?
- 1655
- 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,289
- What is up
- with the arm touching?
- 1656
- 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,407
- Are you just being friendly,
- 1657
- 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:31,686
- or is this some
- calculated maneuver...
- 1658
- 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,364
- ...to get me to do
- whatever you want?
- 1659
- 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:34,487
- 'Cause you have to understand
- 1660
- 01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,244
- what it does
- when a beautiful, sexy...
- 1661
- 01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,446
- ...otherwise
- thoughtful girl...
- 1662
- 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,602
- ...touches the arm
- of a scrawny, pasty
- 1663
- 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,806
- groundhog-faced kid.
- 1664
- 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,211
- It's an act of cruelty.
- 1665
- 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:45,526
- Are you done?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm done.
- 1666
- 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,091
- I'm done with you.
- 1667
- 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,487
- I'm done
- with this stupid film.
- 1668
- 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,244
- All right? I'm done.
- 1669
- 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,566
- Yo! But you ain't
- done with me!
- 1670
- 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,484
- (RAPPING)
- I'm back for my revenge
- 1671
- 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,800
- Stab you in the dick
- 1672
- 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,047
- Pardon my French
- 1673
- 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,931
- Really? You're gonna stab me
- in the dick? Go ahead.
- 1674
- 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,001
- Stab me in the dick.
- 1675
- 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,367
- Just no rapping.
- Okay? All right?
- 1676
- 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,727
- ILL PHIL: (RAPPING) I'll break your
- eyeball with a fist I got clenched
- 1677
- 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:07,847
- (STUDENTS CLAMORING)
- 1678
- 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,410
- Shove your body
- under another bench
- 1679
- 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,641
- Stop rapping!
- 1680
- 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,643
- Knock your teeth out
- with the fist I got clenched
- 1681
- 01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,324
- I can't do this if you're
- gonna rap the whole time.
- 1682
- 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,286
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1683
- 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:18,201
- (GRUNTING)
- (CHOKING)
- 1684
- 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:33,686
- STUDENTS: Aw!
- 1685
- 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:37,406
- PRINCIPAL: Break it up!
- 1686
- 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:38,561
- Earl!
- 1687
- 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:41,041
- Break it up! Break it up!
- 1688
- 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,167
- I thought you were
- eaflnglunch
- 1689
- 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,287
- in Mr. McCarthy's office.
- 1690
- 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,646
- Man, I was,
- but he all sad talking
- 1691
- 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:45,721
- about German music and shit.
- 1692
- 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,649
- That's boring as hell, man.
- 1693
- 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,411
- I'm surprised and disappointed
- to see you two fighting.
- 1694
- 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,130
- And, Phillip, I'm surprised
- and disappointed
- 1695
- 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,611
- to see you
- back on school grounds...
- 1696
- 01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:55,285
- ...after being expelled!
- 1697
- 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,361
- EARL: All right, man.
- 1698
- 01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:57,521
- PRINCIPAL: Please
- leave the premises.
- 1699
- 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,931
- Back to class.
- 1700
- 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,161
- Let's go!
- 1701
- 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:02,209
- Maxwell, Ryan, Soledad,
- 1702
- 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,521
- stop gawking
- and start walking!
- 1703
- 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,284
- (PRINCIPAL CONTINUES
- INDISTINCTLY)
- 1704
- 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:10,966
- MADISON: Greg!
- 1705
- 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,606
- Yo, babe!
- You see me pummel this bitch?
- 1706
- 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,807
- Come on and keep walking
- 1707
- 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,530
- 'fore I can whoop
- that ass again, man.
- 1708
- 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,250
- Madison, what?
- 1709
- 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,650
- Come to prom with me.
- 1710
- 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:24,245
- I know the whole
- movie situation
- 1711
- 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,890
- was really difficult
- foryou“.
- 1712
- 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,008
- ...and I kind of feel like
- it was my fault.
- 1713
- 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:30,041
- So I just kind of wanted to
- 1714
- 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,770
- make it up to you
- a little bit.
- 1715
- 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,889
- Is this a pity date?
- 1716
- 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:36,961
- No.
- 1717
- 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,769
- No, it's not a pity date.
- 1718
- 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,605
- Greg, just come
- to prom with me.
- 1719
- 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,125
- I think we'd have a good time.
- 1720
- 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,122
- Told you
- you would get a date.
- 1721
- 01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:49,921
- Yep.
- 1722
- 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,563
- So you're welcome.
- For the tux and everything.
- 1723
- 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,125
- Thanks, Mom.
- 1724
- 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:19,163
- I'm very upset
- about this college thing.
- 1725
- 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,006
- But your father
- and I can wait
- 1726
- 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,969
- till you're ready
- to talk about it.
- 1727
- 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,765
- I appreciate that.
- 1728
- 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,562
- Don't forget your corsage.
- 1729
- 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,601
- All right.
- 1730
- 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,521
- GREG'S MOM: My handsome boy...
- 1731
- 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,444
- ...going to prom.
- 1732
- 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,367
- Take lots of pictures, okay?
- 1733
- 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,241
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- 1734
- 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,965
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1735
- 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,326
- 302 Halket Street.
- 1736
- 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:12,840
- What's that?
- 1737
- 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,684
- I said 302 Halket Street.
- 1738
- 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,891
- Huh?
- 302 Halket Street.
- 1739
- 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,769
- Halket? Okay.
- Okay.
- 1740
- 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,331
- You got it, baby.
- 1741
- 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,323
- So you love this girl?
- 1742
- 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,841
- Uh, no.
- I wouldn't go that far.
- 1743
- 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,167
- What?
- 1744
- 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,765
- No. I-- No.
- 1745
- 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,200
- Yeah, so you guys
- are gonna be getting busy
- 1746
- 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,169
- on my brand new
- Tuscan leather?
- 1747
- 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,970
- No. I think--
- Huh?
- 1748
- 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:36,804
- No, we're not.
- I don't think so.
- 1749
- 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,803
- Nah, I'm just
- playing with you.
- 1750
- 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:40,530
- But I do hope you get some.
- 1751
- 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:42,768
- It's really gonna depend
- on what she wants to do.
- 1752
- 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:43,841
- If you really love her,
- though,
- 1753
- 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,251
- you definitely got a shot.
- 1754
- 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,084
- Because she'll know.
- 1755
- 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,569
- She is fine though?
- 1756
- 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,161
- Huh?
- 1757
- 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,364
- (HONKING)
- (SIREN WAILS)
- 1758
- 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,121
- Hey.
- 1759
- 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:01,290
- I know, I look amazing.
- 1760
- 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,968
- Can I put
- some flowers on you?
- 1761
- 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:24,644
- Like that.
- 1762
- 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:33,641
- Okay.
- 1763
- 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,568
- Before we watch this...
- 1764
- 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,321
- ...I'm sorry
- it took so long to make.
- 1765
- 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,323
- But the reason is...
- 1766
- 01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:45,042
- ...just couldn't figure out
- how to get it to not suck.
- 1767
- 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,288
- But...we never really
- did figure it out.
- 1768
- 01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:50,885
- It still sucks.
- 1769
- 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,330
- And, um, it's...
- 1770
- 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,731
- (SIGHS) It's not exactly
- what I wanted to say to you.
- 1771
- 01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,929
- (WHIRRING)
- 1772
- 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:05,401
- But...
- 1773
- 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,051
- ...whatever.
- 1774
- 01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:10,522
- Let's just
- watch this first, okay?
- 1775
- 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,769
- (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1776
- 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,168
- (couemwe)
- 1777
- 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,723
- Hey, should I get a nurse?
- 1778
- 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,728
- Denise! Denise!
- 1779
- 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:44,131
- GREG: That was the last time
- I saw Rachel.
- 1780
- 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:47,440
- She went into a coma
- shortly after that,
- 1781
- 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,124
- and died about
- 10 hours later.
- 1782
- 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:54,327
- I know I told you
- she doesn't die.
- 1783
- 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:56,365
- And I'm sorry.
- 1784
- 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,001
- Deep down...
- 1785
- 01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,364
- ...somehow,
- I didn't think she would.
- 1786
- 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:04,405
- But she did.
- 1787
- 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,888
- (PRAYING IN HEBREW)
- 1788
- 01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:58,929
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 1789
- 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,364
- (SIGHS)
- 1790
- 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:32,608
- RACHEL: Dear Greg,
- I heard what happened
- 1791
- 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:33,920
- with your class work.
- 1792
- 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,730
- And With Pitt State.
- 1793
- 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:38,009
- So, I wrote them a letter,
- 1794
- 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,287
- trying to convince them
- to let you back in.
- 1795
- 01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:43,361
- There's a copy in here,
- if you want to read it.
- 1796
- 01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:45,883
- Hopefully, it works,
- because that would mean...
- 1797
- 01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:48,645
- ...I have powers
- from beyond the grave.
- 1798
- 01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:51,371
- But you should probably
- send them something too.
- 1799
- 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,730
- Goodbye, Greg.
- You're a good friend.
- 1800
- 01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:57,406
- Although if you don't
- go to college,
- 1801
- 01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:58,766
- you're also an idiot.
- 1802
- 01:33:58,920 --> 01:34:00,922
- But you already knew that.
- 1803
- 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,091
- Love, Rachel.
- 1804
- 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:08,247
- P.S.: I'd also like for you
- to take some of my pillows.
- 1805
- 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,880
- They'll want a good home
- where they'll be loved.
- 1806
- 01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:13,162
- P.P.S.: Not in the way
- you're thinking,
- 1807
- 01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:14,241
- that's disgusting.
- 1808
- 01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:48,967
- (SNIFFLES)
- 1809
- 01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:30,606
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1810
- 01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,442
- RACHEL: Dear Pittsburgh
- State Admissions:
- 1811
- 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:53,090
- I'm writing
- on behalf of someone
- 1812
- 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:54,969
- who gave me
- half a year of his life...
- 1813
- 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,127
- ...at the time when I was at
- 1814
- 01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,447
- my most difficult
- to be around.
- 1815
- 01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,608
- He has a very
- low opinion of himself,
- 1816
- 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:01,886
- which is why
- I think it's necessary...
- 1817
- 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:03,086
- ...that you hear from someone
- 1818
- 01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:05,128
- who sees him
- as he actually is:
- 1819
- 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,760
- A Iimitlessly kind,
- sweet, giving,
- 1820
- 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,444
- and genuine person.
- 1821
- 01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:11,762
- No matter how much
- he would deny it.
- 1822
- 01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:14,727
- The drop in his academic
- performance this year...
- 1823
- 01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:15,926
- ...is the consequence
- of all the time
- 1824
- 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:17,047
- he spent with me...
- 1825
- 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:19,561
- ...and the time he spent
- making things for me...
- 1826
- 01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:21,881
- ...and how hard
- that was for him.
- 1827
- 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,684
- You can ask him about it...
- 1828
- 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,922
- ...but his sort of
- over-the-top humility
- 1829
- 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:27,764
- will probably get
- in the way.
- 1830
- 01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:31,809
- No one has done more
- to make me smile than he has.
- 1831
- 01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:33,644
- And no one ever could.
- 1832
- 01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:52,731
- GREG: Rachel's ashes
- were scattered
- 1833
- 01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:54,888
- in a park behind her house.
- 1834
- 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,284
- Apparently, she ran away
- from home once
- 1835
- 01:38:57,360 --> 01:38:59,169
- and tried to live there.
- 1836
- 01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:03,324
- It was this story
- her aunt told at the funeral.
- 1837
- 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:05,847
- She was trying
- to become a squirrel.
- 1838
- 01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:07,806
- She thought she could
- turn into one
- 1839
- 01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,206
- just by being in the forest...
- 1840
- 01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,522
- ...and wanting it really bad.
- 1841
- 01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:15,323
- I guess maybe that's
- what Mr. McCarthy meant...
- 1842
- 01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:18,484
- ...about someone's life
- continuing to unfold.
- 1843
- 01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:21,124
- It was weird to be
- learning something new
- 1844
- 01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:23,202
- about Rachel after she died.
- 1845
- 01:39:24,160 --> 01:39:27,050
- But somehow,
- it was reassuring as well.
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