LulzSec - 2014 Official Press Release

Twitter: @LulzSecurityCA
Pastebin: LulzSecurityCA

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Dear Internets,
This is a official press release from LulzSecurity regarding 2014. As this is late, we are going to explain what's been happening in the past few weeks. As of 2014, we are back, and have much Lulz to post. We currently have a FBI affiliated site's database, some more banks, and of course our favorites - Doxes.

So, in the year of 2014 - we declare un-official war against the governments of the world, including the United States. This will be a year they most certainly won't forget. As of now, we are teamed with Anonymous and will have much lulz to post in the near future.

Corporations, we also challenge you. We won't reveal much, but we already have seized several Fortune 500 servers and have over 1TB of emails and data ready to be leaked.. Who's ready?

In the name of AntiSec, welcome to 2014.

Yours Truly,

Lulz Security