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- den 2 juli 2013
- 22:15 - Blue konkey: Hi
- 22:17 - Blue konkey: I wanna fuck you with a blue condom
- 22:17 - Blue konkey: kaykaykay? :D
- 22:17 - Blue konkey: Talk you bitch
- 22:30 - Sis: o.o?
- 22:30 - Blue konkey: Huh
- 22:30 - Sis: Those were nice messages.
- 22:31 - Blue konkey: Really? you're really weird if you think so, I don't think they were that nice
- 22:31 - Sis: I was being sarcastic hun.
- 22:31 - Blue konkey: But this doesn't mean I won't be fucking you with a blue condom
- 22:31 - Blue konkey: Let me explain further
- 22:31 - Blue konkey: The unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver slamming my kipper dinghy made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. The thrusting makes me gush my shrimp sap all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! If I don't strum the banjo to get my pussy batter trickling from my tampon tunnel, his cream reaper is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my fuck trench and an egg timer up my turd cutter.
- 22:32 - Sis: I'm good lol
- 22:32 - Blue konkey: Then I'm evil
- 22:33 - Sis: And why are you messaging me?
- 22:34 - Blue konkey: Why not, somebody sent me your profile and told me you needed a punch in the face
- 22:34 - Blue konkey: you might do
- 22:34 - Sis: Lmfao who?
- 22:34 - Blue konkey: Somebody
- 22:35 - Sis: Yummi?
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: yummi?
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: What
- 22:35 - Sis: Yeah
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: What's so yummy
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: Are you eating
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: maybe you are
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: you look quite fat
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: excuse me if you're eating
- 22:35 - Sis: Yummi is a friend you have
- 22:35 - Sis: that's also my friend
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: oh
- 22:35 - Blue konkey: friend
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yumakooma/
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: This guy?
- 22:36 - Sis: Yeah
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: I don't know him
- 22:36 - Sis: Okay
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: Hey hun
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: I'm lesbian
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: I like sex toys
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: do you?
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: or do you just like food
- 22:36 - Blue konkey: I need to know please
- 22:38 - Sis: Uh why?
- 22:38 - Sis: Why are you even here lol?
- 22:39 - Blue konkey: Why are you asking repetitive questions?
- 22:40 - Sis: Okay well.. nice talking to you.
- 22:40 - Blue konkey: Ty
- 22:40 - Blue konkey: Not very nice talking to you
- 22:40 - Blue konkey: Perhaps we have some interests in common? Hair pussies and big cuby asses?
- 22:40 - Blue konkey: Sliding over them with your widely big tongue
- 22:40 - Sis: Lmfao
- 22:40 - Sis: this is so funny
- 22:41 - Blue konkey: Funny?
- 22:41 - Sis: Yeah xD
- 22:41 - Blue konkey: I feel insulted
- 22:41 - Blue konkey: Oh my god.
- 22:41 - Blue konkey: reported
- 22:41 - Sis: Okay?
- 22:41 - Sis: I'm not doing anything here.
- 22:41 - Sis: Bye.
- 22:41 - Blue konkey: No it's not okay
- 22:42 - Blue konkey: Don't tell me bye
- 22:42 - Blue konkey: At least a good bye
- 22:42 - Blue konkey: Who is your sister?
- 22:42 - Blue konkey: I'd like to fuck her
- 22:43 - Blue konkey: Preferably a threesome with you in it
- 22:43 - Blue konkey: Is your name really Sis? That must mean your sister's name is the same?
- 22:44 - Blue konkey: You are a very weird person
- 22:44 - Blue konkey: God
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