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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. den 2 juli 2013
  3. 22:15 - Blue konkey: Hi
  4. 22:17 - Blue konkey: I wanna fuck you with a blue condom
  5. 22:17 - Blue konkey: kaykaykay? :D
  6. 22:17 - Blue konkey: Talk you bitch
  7. 22:30 - Sis: o.o?
  8. 22:30 - Blue konkey: Huh
  9. 22:30 - Sis: Those were nice messages.
  10. 22:31 - Blue konkey: Really? you're really weird if you think so, I don't think they were that nice
  11. 22:31 - Sis: I was being sarcastic hun.
  12. 22:31 - Blue konkey: But this doesn't mean I won't be fucking you with a blue condom
  13. 22:31 - Blue konkey: Let me explain further
  14. 22:31 - Blue konkey: The unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver slamming my kipper dinghy made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. The thrusting makes me gush my shrimp sap all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! If I don't strum the banjo to get my pussy batter trickling from my tampon tunnel, his cream reaper is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my fuck trench and an egg timer up my turd cutter.
  15. 22:32 - Sis: I'm good lol
  16. 22:32 - Blue konkey: Then I'm evil
  17. 22:33 - Sis: And why are you messaging me?
  18. 22:34 - Blue konkey: Why not, somebody sent me your profile and told me you needed a punch in the face
  19. 22:34 - Blue konkey: you might do
  20. 22:34 - Sis: Lmfao who?
  21. 22:34 - Blue konkey: Somebody
  22. 22:35 - Sis: Yummi?
  23. 22:35 - Blue konkey: yummi?
  24. 22:35 - Blue konkey: What
  25. 22:35 - Sis: Yeah
  26. 22:35 - Blue konkey: What's so yummy
  27. 22:35 - Blue konkey: Are you eating
  28. 22:35 - Blue konkey: maybe you are
  29. 22:35 - Blue konkey: you look quite fat
  30. 22:35 - Blue konkey: excuse me if you're eating
  31. 22:35 - Sis: Yummi is a friend you have
  32. 22:35 - Sis: that's also my friend
  33. 22:35 - Blue konkey: oh
  34. 22:35 - Blue konkey: friend
  35. 22:36 - Blue konkey: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yumakooma/
  36. 22:36 - Blue konkey: This guy?
  37. 22:36 - Sis: Yeah
  38. 22:36 - Blue konkey: I don't know him
  39. 22:36 - Sis: Okay
  40. 22:36 - Blue konkey: Hey hun
  41. 22:36 - Blue konkey: I'm lesbian
  42. 22:36 - Blue konkey: I like sex toys
  43. 22:36 - Blue konkey: do you?
  44. 22:36 - Blue konkey: or do you just like food
  45. 22:36 - Blue konkey: I need to know please
  46. 22:38 - Sis: Uh why?
  47. 22:38 - Sis: Why are you even here lol?
  48. 22:39 - Blue konkey: Why are you asking repetitive questions?
  49. 22:40 - Sis: Okay well.. nice talking to you.
  50. 22:40 - Blue konkey: Ty
  51. 22:40 - Blue konkey: Not very nice talking to you
  52. 22:40 - Blue konkey: Perhaps we have some interests in common? Hair pussies and big cuby asses?
  53. 22:40 - Blue konkey: Sliding over them with your widely big tongue
  54. 22:40 - Sis: Lmfao
  55. 22:40 - Sis: this is so funny
  56. 22:41 - Blue konkey: Funny?
  57. 22:41 - Sis: Yeah xD
  58. 22:41 - Blue konkey: I feel insulted
  59. 22:41 - Blue konkey: Oh my god.
  60. 22:41 - Blue konkey: reported
  61. 22:41 - Sis: Okay?
  62. 22:41 - Sis: I'm not doing anything here.
  63. 22:41 - Sis: Bye.
  64. 22:41 - Blue konkey: No it's not okay
  65. 22:42 - Blue konkey: Don't tell me bye
  66. 22:42 - Blue konkey: At least a good bye
  67. 22:42 - Blue konkey: Who is your sister?
  68. 22:42 - Blue konkey: I'd like to fuck her
  69. 22:43 - Blue konkey: Preferably a threesome with you in it
  70. 22:43 - Blue konkey: Is your name really Sis? That must mean your sister's name is the same?
  71. 22:44 - Blue konkey: You are a very weird person
  72. 22:44 - Blue konkey: God
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