Thy_Carpenter

[FR] They've Found You

Mar 16th, 2016
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  1. A/N: This was my first ever green I had written, and my first post on /mlp/, too.
  2. >Day they've found you in Equestria.
  3. >Just keep running, Anon.
  4. >You've just gotta keep running as fast as you can.
  5. "Shit!"
  6. >You duck and just narrowly dodge a low hanging Everfree branch.
  7. >"Oh Aaaanoooon~"
  8. >The voice you were outrunning wasn't too far behind, but the Everfree forest had definitely added distance between you and your pursuer.
  9. >You just didn't know for how long.
  10. >Bursting into a sudden clearing, you dig your heels into the ground, coming to a stop.
  11. >Good thing you stopped as fast as you did, because a seemingly bottomless ravine sits just a few feet away.
  12. >Wasting no time, you turn right and keep running as fast as your body can go.
  13. >Running back into the thickets of the forest, it seems your assailant has gained a little more on you.
  14. >Your foot is suddenly seized by a gnarled root, sending you sprawling to the ground and adding a burning pain to your ankle.
  15. >You get back up, but as soon as you put weight on your foot you topple over.
  16. "FUCK THAT HURTS!"
  17. >The pain subsides enough for you to realize something.
  18. "shitshitshit, I'm fucked!"
  19. >You can hear a rustling in the distance, though you're not sure if it's your Jimmies or her.
  20. "Well, might as well face it."
  21. >You slump yourself against a tree and wait for the inevitable.
  22. >You didn't have to wait long, the yellow and pink peril had closed the distance and stood a good 20 feet away.
  23. >With an unbearable lust burning in her eyes, she slowly began to approach you.
  24. >"Finally come to your senses, Anon? Are you ready to submit to my love?"
  25. "Fluttershy! Stop, I think I've rolled my ankle!"
  26. >You can see an overwhelming confidence flare up in her eyes.
  27. >"Good, now you won't have a choice but to embrace my love."
  28. >What the fuck were you thinking telling her that?!
  29. >There's about 15 feet between you and her at this point.
  30. "Shit, look out! There's a pack of Timberwolves behind you!"
  31. >It was a bluff, but it was all you could do at this point.
  32. >"The magic of love will keep us safe, Anon."
  33. >She said this calmly, as if she had a solution to anything that would stop her.
  34. >10 feet, your brain shifts into overdrive.
  35. "I-I don't want to do this h-here, I want to do it someplace special!"
  36. >"You look exhausted though. I'm sure we could sleep together here for a while and then make our journey there."
  37. >Shit, I don't have enough time to think of anything else!
  38. >5 feet separate you and a preposterous pink predicament.
  39. >She's taking her time, savoring every moment.
  40. >"Anon, I just want you to know that I love you more than you know, and I'm going to show you just that."
  41. >The distance is gone, and she lunges her mouth towards yours.
  42. >Instinctively, you clench your eyes shut.
  43. >And then... nothing.
  44. >You slowly open your eyes and see Fluttershy frozen in place.
  45. >"Your rape will happen after this ad."
  46. >Justwat.jpeg
  47. >Her eyes are out of focus, her irises spinning in a cog-like fashion.
  48. >She jerks back to life and looks at you, and the voice of a peppy retro radio announcer comes out.
  49. >"Hello there! Are you wondering how to increase your libido? How about extend your horn in 3 easy steps? Perhaps even-"
  50. "Ugh, skip ad."
  51. >"Dear Anonymous, you're related to a Nigerian prince, and he needs your help! Just simply-"
  52. "Ain't happening."
  53. >"WARNING! YOUR WAIFU HAS A VIRUS! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED!"
  54. "Pfft, fuck that shit, It's just a popup."
  55. >Well, it seems that you should've entered your number, because you're going to have to deal with
  56. >Fucking ads
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